/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33981513
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>33981031
you're welcome! i'm an altyume but i realized i updated magni's more than him its just i keep getting 20+ soundclips out of one stream sometimes i update it faster than the others) i should update his eventually...reedah im sorry i was too busy oogling at you...

>>33981533
amen

>>33981533
Amen.

I want to hold nowa oji close after he takes a bike ride and inhale really hard

>>33981770
sweatvestie...

>>33981810
I seriously can’t stop thinking about it. I know he smells good, and I know he would be completely humiliated at such an unsanitary act. He’d probably want to shower immediately, perhaps smelling his clothes isn’t out of the question

/ΜΑΝS/ وصايا.
> 1. لما لا نندمج مع /ستارز/؟
لا يجوز لك تجاوز مناقشة قريبك.
> 2. أتريدون التعاون مع هولولايف؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 3. أتريدون التعاون مع نيجيسانجي؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 4. أرأيت أرقام الأولاد؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 5. أرأيتم ما يقول /كتالوج/؟
لا تضيع وقتك مع كلماتهم القذرة.
> 6. !الصيادون يهينون إخوانكم
لا تضيع الوقت مع كلماتهم القذرة.
> 7. خمن ما سمعته من هولولايف/نيجيسانجي
كلماتهم لا تنتمي إلى هذا المعبد.
> 8. يجب أن ننقسمـ
لن يحدث.

هذا و أعلن أن هذا الخيط مبارك.

watching the gartic phone collab and i love how magni turns chicken scratch into a cool drawing in ~30 seconds

>>33981533
amen
>>33981921
inshallah

>>33981921
Inshallah my brother.

>>33981910

>>33981910
aaaaaaaaa vesper getting all flustered as you lean in close, so embarrassed that you can see him like this
god I wanna lick the sweat off him

AAAAAAAAA I WANT AXEL TO FUCK ME

>>33982113

DEHUMIDIFY YOU GUYS

>>33982265
Axel black cherry onegai

>ywn be cornered by leader in a dark alley at 3am
altyumes… why is life so hard

>>33982534
>ywn be leader's destresser by rough fucking you out of anger
im ngmi

If I superchatted Vesper while he was doing his mascot stream, will he be reading it in a later superchat reading stream or has that already happened?

Thank you FBK for retweeting it, it's so cute aaaaaaaaaaa
https://twitter.com/MinasakiHotori/status/1573673630122139650

>>33982795
I just realised magmites have 6 and not 8 legs...

>tfw you will never be as special as portia in nowa's life
It hurts

I'm waiting for the crackfic where Vesper has intercourse with his bike.

>>33982846
It’s ok, his adoration for inanimate objects is autistic in a way that makes me more attracted to him

>>33982795
FBK's weekly fanart submission is always a treat.
It's honestly touching how there are more Stars arts there than even IDs and ENs. I feel like a lot of the submissions are from women.

>>33982873
>where Vesper has intercourse with his bike.
What the fuck

Wow Astel has been streaming Slay the Spire for a while now, is he liking the game so much?

>>33983001
He never does endurances of games he doesn't like, so yeah, he loves it

>>33982931
I mean he did say he would smash a bike. And he kept his number 1 bike in his bedroom so...

>>33982846
Who tops

holy shit im fucking dying i can't believe i missed this kino live

MANS is dead
I killed it
The chaos gods smiles upon my way

>>33983230
Yeah Axel went wild, I can't believe he made fun of Ame's celiac disease is that what she has? I dunno I just have seen some mentions of bread

>>33983246
im busy oogling at fanarts ok

>>33983301
arupapa saying "OH MY GAH" just made it even funnier

>go to sleep horny for magni
>wake up horny for magni
What is this life

>>33983396
average tempus fan's daily life

>>33983246
Most of us have life outside of 4chan

>>33982424
I KNEW IT. That pic of vesper is traced

>>33983514
No shit. If you see shipping shitpost art, there's a 99% chance it's traced.

>>33983396
Your average magmite, they have “Magni sex” on repeat in their minds 24/7

>>33982810
Magni always draws them with 8

Uohhh magni sex

>>33982745
Sorry sis, that's Magni's job.

>>33983999
S-stop staring

>>33984048
listen man someone's gotta be the onaho to entertain magni's dick while he's being railed by leader...

>>33984132
What are you talking about? Magni's a woman. That dick of his ain't much use besides squirting and pissing.

Schedule doko

>>33984174
you right actually

I hate sissy gags so fucking much

>>33981921
When will we get the arabic version of soundpost?

I miss dingo so much...

Magni

>>33984679

>>33984618
I MISS AXEL

>>33984618
I'm fucking him doggy style in my basement right now

sex?

Why don't they do zomboid anymore? We gotta see them roll into Louisville, we gotta see Vesper shit his pants at the prospect of rolling into Louisville. Hell, imagine if Ragu turned off his limiters and became the zombieslayer from such an unending horde.

>>33985558
What are you talking about, they're doing a Zomboid collab later today

>>33985597
Who cares about that shit, why don't they do zomboid anymore? Do they hate the fans?

>>33985558
anon-chama...

>>33985624
anon-chama...
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1573564004747952128

>>33985597
>they're doing a Zomboid collab later today
>>33985624
>why don't they do zomboid anymore

Is this some high-tier bait? Am i the retarded one for biting this?

>>33985750
at least it bumped the thread
im too busy playing games rn i wanna hornypost but i ran out of ideas

>>33985692
>NijiEN collab imminent
Get it, Demon God King. Damn, hope they let the girls do the same.
I forgot to check the schedule before making a post, fuuuck.

>>33984174
ToT god i wish i was leader

>>33985830
NijiEn collabs are illegal anon.

>>33985830
anon...always check teamup...

No streams today huh... crap

>>33985830
NijiEN collabs aren't happening until Omega and Noor have sex.

>>33985830
Nijien collab will never happen in a million years

>>33985826
Idk why i keep checking on this thread. I need to do my college assignment dammit

>>33985864
If it's illegal to support this for the talents, call me an outlaw.

>>33985938
I will roll into their houses and kidnap them (romantically) until they listen to my, no, the PEOPLE'S demands. Omegaalpha's gonna get the beginning AND the end with Noor.

>>33986044
I'm not talking about support baka. If Kiara can't even force management to let her collab with Pomu, what makes you think reggie can?

>>33985917
yeah it's membership day, you're just gonna have to wait tomorrow... I'm just waiting for the schedules

>>33986021
you can do it anon! unless if it's math
my condolences

>>33986110
HoloStars status really. The boys seem to have some of leeway compared to the girls.

I came to /MANS to ask for slutty Magni’s to give me a reason to keep living only to find that you’ve already blessed me

>>33986155
Delusional, StarsEN is under HoloPro
No one is getting the special treatment

>>33986110
>Pomutori collab dead in the waters
So fucking sad. Management is robbing us BLIND of the kino shit and we're all supposed to passively enjoy it!!

>>33986351
SOVL

>>33986155
Reimu once said if she could get permission she would collab with Astel so nope the anyone part of holopro

i have to raid during zomboid

imagine if this had a l2d animation though
straight up fire
https://twitter.com/Ika___20/status/1573736678836969472

>>33986475
Where have you progged to anon

>>33986502
I'm still waiting for this artist to draw Nowa.

>>33986575
seen high concept 2 once, if we're lucky and everyone tries hard enough i think we could clear this week but i'm not counting on it

>>33986502
>>33986625
>Joined Aug 2022
So has anyone found their main?

https://twitter.com/bk0416_v/status/1573991050066022401
WAKE UP /MANS/ NEW CHUPADO ART JUST DROPPED

>>33986502
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK

>>33986652
Look at her follows. Her main is all genshin shit.

>>33986642
Ah nice my party has only seen High Concept 1 but a few of the college students have already cleared it in PF, being a wage slave sucks.

>>33986670
Bro I'm trying to play a porn game but instead you're making me fall into a sugar coma with all this cute Chupado art.
Its Summer Memories btw

>>33986652
https://twitter.com/To___e
they just does multifandom fanarts

>>33986757
winter memories when?

>>33986670
when is the next chupado collab i'm a sugar addict

When do the boys usually post their schedules? This week was really fun, so I'm excited to see what they have in store for us next.

>>33984427
stop youre getting me too excited its too early for this

>>33983999
i want to rape himi want to rape himi want to rape himi want to rape himi want to rape himi want to rape himi want to rape himi want to rape himi want to rape himi want to rape himi want to rape him

>>33986670
Chupado love!!
Almond also love...
Chupalmond collab when

Your hornyposts don't work on me anymore, for I have already reached enlightenment. It is Kenja afterglow time for me.

>>33986942
What's Rio and Altare's dynamic like?

>>33986475
Fat cat so cuteeee (;ω;)

why does he awaken so many terrible things in me

>>33986997
Sane middle brother to Altare's manchild Older brother & Kobo's kusogaki youngest sister

Its Magni's fault that I've been having Tempus related dreams AND daydreams nonstop. I had to force myself to think of my true 2D husband instead of another session of Magni breeding or some other delusion involving him and Altare. I'm LOSING MY MIND.

>>33986961
But...anon...that means it already worked as intended?

>>33987148
you WILL mentally breed and rape magni over and over to completion, and you will enjoy it anon.

>>33986997
during the blue family collab (rio, astel, kobo apex) their dynamic were pretty cute and they bounced off each other pretty well, i think having altare with the chupado duo helps magni calm his nerves and talk to rio better (since leader tends to communicate to rio properly) i think leader knows he gets nervous around rio so a little push would help (i think axel can help too but both leader and magni are beginners in jp so they can learn and communicate with rio without slipping through a full jp convo, leaving the other behind)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1LDeiSuDRc

>>33983396
I dunno your problem, it's so easy to not be horny here.

>>33987148
I wrote this

>>33986502
>loves tempus
>creates great artwork
Let them be a mama/papa in starsen 2, yagoo, onegai

>>33987240
>apex

>>33987417
They don't even do commercial work anon, so that's literally impossible.

>>33987456
gomen anon im playing azur lane i know its valorant apex went to my head im distracted

>>33981513
man, this art is so cool. please watch american psycho already, leader

>>33988172
I read that as parasocial.

First proper hornyposting hours I've seen in a while, keep up the good work yume/fujos

AXEL SCHEDULE
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1574004239432417280?t=5lGK2_UeyxDB2d5G_IaUvg&s=19

will you be there for my sons bday countdown stream and his 3d stream?

>>33988278
Sure, link it again when it starts or I'll forget about it

>>33988278
hwen?

>>33988254
t-thanks

>>33988254
kek

>>33988278
you gonna hatsune linku us anon.

>>33988254
Axel, you're supposed to post the schedule for the whole week, stop giving us crumbs !!!

>>33988254
YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>>33988278
yes, im already in the waiting room

>>33988254
Axel!!! Stop being so lazy and post the full sched already aaah

>>33986863
Leader usually soon. Nowa and Magni a bit later into the day probably before Zomboid. Axel in 12+ hours (tomorrow Aussie time).

so if regus is kobo’s brother, that mean that fuma and astel are his brothers and ollie is his sister too. the fact that everyone in tempus are mori’s sons should mean that all of them are brothers with kobo too (and sons of kiara)

>>33988278
ever since roberu started collabing with mea i went full schizo yumejo but i dont want to harass him or other Regulars so ive just decided to not watch him until i become normal again. please support him and enjoy the birthday anons. he's a really good guy.

>>33988674
Dont even bother thinking about family tree in HoloPro...

>>33988754
kek
Poor anon can't compete with Mea.
You know full well you have a higher chance of hooking up with Yagoo than Robesan right? If you understand that and still yumes that's also fine though.

>>33988854
i've never deluded myself into thinking i'd have a chance with him. i was content with supporting him from afar and even loved his collab with most of the women he's involved with.
if it was any other woman i literally wouldnt care, but mea is an infamous shit stirrer who doesnt wash or brush her teeth, i seriously dont understand how someone could be attracted to her unless they were into projects.

my perception on robesan changed a lot once he started to become so deeply involved with her. but i dont want to ruin the mood of his streams or whine about it too much so i just elected to avoid him all together until these feelings go away.

>>33988931
Get back into your shed bae

>>33988971
bea is one of their biggest supporters, im just a sad lonely woman who gets drunk every night. hes literally the only person i ever membered and bought merch for before tempus.

>>33989042
Anon, you need a boyfriend

>>33988754
arenei...

>>33987735
what? man that's not american psycho, that's avatar by reggie cameron

Magni gets the most kino art.

>>33989042
If that's the case then you'd know that Mea is the least of your worries compared to some other girls. Also go outside for real, some anime man one the other side of the planet ain't gonna cut it and nothing is gonna fall in your lap if you're an asocial hikki or something, you gotta work for it. Everything requires work.

>>33989103
>>33989209
im living in japan right now to finish my degree and work on research - i dont really have a lot of time to do things other than watch chuuba anymore lol

>>33989244
Fellow academia anon. You can do it. Found my husband during my masters and back then, I was a hardcore socially retarded fujo. Believe.

>>33989244
>still studying
You can still find time, then, even if it's just an hour a week at some hobby group.

I know the boys are working on the podcast and music but... DnD doko...

>>33989353
thanks anon. i have to believe....that even fujos....can find love.......
>>33989408
i get anxious in groups and literally had a breakdown because people kept coming up to me on the train and then saw i was a hafu and walked away to another seat lmao. i'll have to get better. i want to go outside more.

>>33989436
I have a feeling that they'll commission a bunch of art for backgrounds etc before they start which adds more waiting time on top

>>33989436
this October

NODO
KA

I wish I had bros like these

>>33989690
ayo wtf?

>>33989460
Hey at least you want to. Isolation can be addictive but it ain't good for a human being, it's all about breaking the cycle. It's like starting working out or eating better, you gotta force yourself to do it until it becomes the thing you can't be without. At least that was the case for me, I was fat for the longest time ever until my acquaintance forced me to go to the gym with him and 2 months later I didn't still like going to the gym but it felt very wrong if I didn't.

>>33989780
ok...thank you gym anon

>>33989042
>>33989244
Cute yumejo.

Fuck yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J70IYzuwVQ

>>33989460
>i get anxious in groups and literally had a breakdown because people kept coming up to me on the train and then saw i was a hafu and walked away to another seat lmao. i'll have to get better. i want to go outside more.
i'm a depressed hafu academia neet too anon
except im not in japan...
soon...

just woke up, I'm happy to see Magni's Smash VOD is available for non-members. or wait, was watching the stream available for non-members to begin with?

>>33989460
Just keep your mind clean, okay? Mea exaggerates a lot of her antics but she's still a functioning member of society. Testimonies from her friends like Haneru and how Mea acts with her idol group clearly show that it's mostly an on-stream bit and she's actually quite smart. It's why Robesan likes making content with her, their banters are glorious.
Now if you don't pull yourself out of that gutter you're not going to be better than on-stream Mea kek
Ganbare, anon-san.

>>33990469
>was watching the stream available for non-members to begin with
yes

>>33990469
>was watching the stream available for non-members to begin with
no but it got changed to that, since nintendo perms don't like you paywalling their stuff. you still had to be a tier 2 member minimum to join the fights though

>>33989690
DJ MAGGIN ON THE BEAT

I know I am super late on this but I was just watching the Smash VOD. The fact that someone called Rio joined was cute, especially since he sat next to Magni
I am a huge chupadobro but it really seems like the more normie audience kinda likes that pairing as well. I knew people was aware of it but not to this extent.

Watching the Gartic phone vod from yesterday, who's the purple hair girl with the deep voice?

>>33990784
tower

>>33990784
Magni's gf (male)

>>33990784
me

>>33990784
My wife (male)

>>33990784
MAGlord's wife(male)

>>33990806
>>33991144
I thought Magni is the wife in the relationship

>>33991268
is this rape?

Do I have to be gay to enjoy Tempus?

Noir seems fun to watch

>>33991573
you do not
other than altare ironically vesper is the most straight one

>>33991573
Yes, you are officially not allowed to watch them until you suck my dick.
*unzips pants*
Get to it

>>33990777
I've already seen a good portion of Holostars artists drawing them/fans gushing about how cute they are, so it's definitely not exclusive to here

I WANT TO FUCK THIS DINGO

>>33991613
Thanks. I don't really like the GFE and I don't want to bother with tempus if they have the same deal, but with fujos or fagfags

>>33991702

>33991824
>GFE
>same deal
i know where you're from

>>33991702
Female hands typed this post

>>33991771
This drawing is so fucking cute, I'll never get over it

Can't believe I spent 3 hours listen to someone talk about bikes

>>33982873
This hasn't happened yet? Fanfic writers getting lazy now that school has started, I see.

>>33991824
I don't think ANY of the boys do BFE as far as I can remember. If anything, BFE is a massive debuff to the bois considering the majority of their viewerbase are males. Their whole schtick is just boys being boys

>>33991501
Ever heard the term of whipped husband? Rio is the one wearing the pants in their relationship

>>33983693
I mean, Magni drew himself being tentacle raped during Gartic Phone, the fanbase reflects the streamer...

>>33992252
i want more magni rape

>>33991824
Why did your IP change? Also none of them do any pandering really unless you consider Nowa talking about older stuff occasionally a pandering to "nostalgiafags", they just play games n stuff, no idea where the "fujopandering" stuff comes from. On the other hand I've seen posts saying that they are secret nijispies and how they are destroying hololive and how everything is a massive epic conspiracy etc, so I'm not surprised.

>>33992181
They do subtle BFE where they do just enough so women can fantasize, but not enough for them to feel like BFE streamers. If they did absolutely zero BFE, we wouldn't have all those goddamn kissing clips.

>>33992181
NTA, but at this point BFE/GFE really depends on the viewers. Tempus don't do blatant pandering, but there's no stopping you from being a yume/gosling for them.
Just don't be surprised when anons /here/ post about going on dates or enjoying morning talks with the boys as if they're their boyfriends, but when you check the timestamp they're not even doing anything weird.

Are the boys actually friends or do they just play it up for the lore? They keep talking about playing off stream for a gorlillion hours but they don't seem that close on stream.

https://litter.catbox.moe/hi7la7.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/prdhbt.png

night sisters

>>33992449
They all secretly hate each other. You've solved the mystery anon.

>>33992477
ALMOND LOVE
THANK YOU SIS

>>33992449
I mean judging by this discord screenshot Axel doesn't even respond to Magni half the time kek

>>33992449
Why would colleagues play Apex with each other till sunrise?
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1574038820055502849?s=19

>>33991546
yes

>>33981513
Thread hidden these queers need to die

>>33992502
I can't believe Tempus HATE each other. They're going to GRADUATE.

>>33992477
Good night koikatsu anon, thank for the delicious magnis as always

>when are we gonna make the big chree Altare?

>>33992540
haven't you heard about contractual Apex? they are mandated to play offstream, none of the relationships are real and the boys actually hate each other

>>33992631
Hate fucking each other? Got it Altare, you need to take those pills soon.

>>33992530
i can't believe vesper of all people would say that....

>>33992631
Come back once you've told me they stopped collabing every week and stop raiding into each other. Okay? Okay.

>>33992631
That explains all the hatefucking..

>>33992619
dumb dog

Schedules doko

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1574042664051232769
GUYS I THINK I'M AT THE OBJECTIVE

>>33988278
OJISAN BARTENDER LIVE
https://youtu.be/kH8oetzyfj0

>>33993109
Plant the charge

/mans/bros, join Robesan's last minutes of his twenties. Everyone's son's going to be a wizard in a few minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH8oetzyfj0

A translator (Reigan) is in chat.

>>33993172
Wait I’m older than Roberu?

>>33993172
>roberu
>a wizard
anon.....

>>33991613
Not really, Axel is the straightest one. That man's horniness for women cannot be contained.

>>33993172
Roberu 100% fucks.

>>33993330
yea, me

>>33993379
Are you making sure he eats well?

>>33993317
wait axel is horny for women but he's obsessed with magni and magni is a man..... right?

>>33993284
>>33993330
The more you know him the more you realise the chance of that happening is near 0 with how he acts in real life kek

>>33993379
Stop posting here, Mea.

>>33992449
You really don't want many streams then.
Their friendship is one of the closest I have seen in all Holopro. They are always in eachother's stream chats and there have been SO many times where solo streams became collabs just because they want to play with eachother. They always talk about playing games late at night or watching dumb shit together and they are even planning to buy a house in the future so they can all live in it.

It haven't been 2 months yet and there's so many moments I can think of where they act like actual friends. I am just confused at your question because you probably only have watched like 2 streams to reach that weird conclusion.

>>33993379
bae, get out of here

>>33993172
He fucks me every night. There's no way he can become a wizard.

>>33992530
Hara hetta...for nudes

>>33993483
That's just your headcanon.

>>33993483
>Unironically believing the Gamer House shit
It was a joke autist-kun.

Man, it's been a long time last I saw Roberu's stream, he still has not renovated his shitty-looking bar...

>>33993438
>magni
>a man

>>33993438
I'll never tell. ;)

>>33993483
One of them has a gf so that gamer house thing is never going to work out.

>>33993705
The fact that it hasn't changed at this point actually gives me a homely feeling. I can go around watching other chuubas or do IRL stuffs but this one thing will remain the same and Roberu'll still stream until the end of time.

>finishing the gartic collab vod
>get to the animations
what in the FUCK is axel's problem?

>>33993804
yeah, me

>>33993815
please forgive him hes retarded

>>33993804
yeah, not me because I'm a man

>>33993804
who?

https://twitter.com/ieka95/status/1574014074123218944
AUNTIE NOWA UOOOOOOOH

With all the hornyposting here why haven't we gotten any edits like this of Magni yet? Is it because his model is janky looking?

If any anons have high quality screenshots send me them so I can have a try at it myself

>>33993804
but rio could just stay in room 4

>>33993811
his shitty thumbnails will also remain the same

AXEL DOKO, I MISS AXEL

>>33993863
I'm sure you can use google. I'm not going to doxx him in this thread.

>>33993897
damn.... did he always look this hot?

>>33993897
KUYASHII

>>33993922
its already public knowledge, its rio

>>33993897
:^)

>>33993943
Its all about the nose characteristic

Jesus, Altare sings Top of the world so fucking much that I don’t aware I just whistled to it despite not liking the song

https://twitter.com/maplemersh26/status/1573840165876793344
interesting

>>33993897
Proof that Axel truly loves Kaiji.

Ready for StarsEN2

Have the boys ever mentioned watching other streamers? outside of the nijis

>>33993442
he was normalfag during college/student days, 100% definitely isn't virgin

Roberu's officially a 30-year old ojisan :'^)

>>33994178
Axel in Bar Robel when? I need my orange boys to talk about onee-sans

>>33994178
Kek, it's funny that lore wise, vesper is younger than Roberu.

>>33993897
>>33994104
Surprised no one has made Kaiji fanart of him or Nowa. I guess is kinda obscure in the west. I seen a few fubuki ones on twitter, I think she even used them as thumbnails which is interesting.

>>33994037
Yeah, he may not live up to his "gamer of the guild" title that often, but he's truly a master of brainwashing and stealth shilling. Sasuga leader.

oh no, Nowa zatsu and Chihiro with cute hag will overlap, what do

>>33994142
Ragus and Nowa seem to be really into Astel's APEX streams

>>33994287
Axel mentioned it a lot in written form, like in his top 10 list for Crunchyroll and in his debut slides, but he hasn't actually talked about Kaiji much on stream, as far as I know?

Maybe if someone asks him about it during a zatsu or something and he fanboys over it for a few minutes we might get legit pointy Kaiji nose Axel fan art.

There's going to be a Roberu 3D stream tomorrow at 8 PM JST/4 AM PST.
He has no idea what he's going to do because it's 100% a surprise from the management.

Last time he got a surprise from management, they got Shibasaki Noriko (a seiyuu who's also one of his oshi) to star 1 on 1 with him in the official channel.

>>33994334
It is, to be honest, a little spooky how good he is at brainwashing. I don’t know if anyone’s initial impression of Altare is “enjoyment” but he’s poured enough honeyed hypnotizing words into my ears that I can’t stop watching him…

>>33994621
I hope he doesn't go to the washroom during 3D stream.

>>33994621
Got worried when you said
>a surprise from the management
But given what it was last time hopefully he'll have a good time

>>33994636
I liked him right from the beginning, but I'll admit that I'm a little twisted...

Vesper has the DnD. Altare has the podcast. Magni had the T-shirts.
What will Dingo's inevitable project be?

>>33994799
Me

>>33994799
Hopefully, albums? Since that's his schtick.

>>33994799
Duet song covers with each member.

>>33994799
He keeps teasing some sort of big (probably music?) collab that's never been done in Hololive or something, but no idea what exactly it will be.

>>33994799
Axel projects is his monthly cover anon. But so far it's an individual project not a group one.

>>33994799
he's the singer of the gen ,so album and/or music collabs

>>33994799
our child

I think big chree anon has successfully invaded my subconscious because I just called a tree a chree today in public

>>33994799
He has his monthly covers but he mentioned he wanted to do something huge, something that no one in holopro has done before. I am sure is music related too so I am excited to see whatever that is.

>bae beat mea
good for you rrat

>>33994918
oh there's bees

>>33994037
I've never even listened to the song proper and I've found myself muttering the lyrics while doing stuff. It's scary.

>>33994935
Still haven't won against Izuru and Shien who've gone into Roberu's dungeon (room).
They're ngmi

>>33994915
you will have to let yourself knocked up by him first Zeta

from last year....

>>33994944
dumb dingo! you were so retarded that day i want to fuck you til you pass out!

>>33995080
Who's the third girl behind Ougaman there?

>>33995080
Fuck this felt like it was just last month...

>>33995135
most likely haneru

>>33994636
>tempus is actually a demon cult except altare had brainwashed the rest of tempus into thinking it's a hero guild.
>He hypnotises every viewer watching with his voice into believing the same, which is why during his debut many people find his voice and way of talking repulsing, because that is your brain trying to resist the hypnotism. But listening to it enough times and it get into your head eventually. Which is that's why you might find it enjoyable now.
>His demon lord roleplay is actually his real self talking and he gets a kick out it knowing that his hypnotism and brainwashing worked so well that the tempus members and (You) don't realise when he is in his true form
Altare is actually a demon god king

>>33995253
Holy ESL

>>33995253
This is canon and I’m fine with it. I accept my fate and pledge my allegiance to my cute dorky sociopathic cult leader.

>>33995253
naisu

>>33995300
tbf I'm running on 4 hours of sleep catching up vods but even if I slept enough I won't care to correct my grammar for a shitpost

>>33995135
Haneru. She later passed him over to Mea.

>>33989042
>im just a sad lonely woman who gets drunk every night
Hi Mom, I didn’t know you’re /here/

honestly wish there was more power bottom magni out here
https://litter.catbox.moe/9zqb6w.png

Listening to Altare's membership stream again in the background because of all this Top of the World brainwashing talk.

I can scheee the shunnnn...

https://youtu.be/jK1zNds1oSE?t=2010

How do I steal Axel from Nodoka???

>>33995951
I think you should give up Axelyume. You're asking to win a losing battle.

Why were JP getting school uniforms earlier this week? Bossu looks cute

>>33986475
Pfft, look at this nerd not listening to streams while raiding

DISCLAIMER: I turn off the stream audio in Abyssos 5/6 because 'Scream' is such a banger, BGM 100

>>33995951
Become the cutest intern at hololive (even cuter than Nodoka) and get a live2d model that fits ALL the boxes of Axel's type

>>33995951
Do a lewd cosplay anon, especially office lady.

>>33995996
High school AU voice drama with Roberu as the teacher and the others as students who bond and earn each others' trust or something along that line a la GTO. Released soon.

>>33995951
t. Zeta

>>33996103
Oh what the hell man I want something like this for Tempus too

found this song, i think it's pretty neat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4k_AgaV75Y

>>33996083
This. Horny dingo likes his cosplayers.

I'm been seeing clips of HoloID gen 1 hanging out with some of their JP senpais and it really makes me hopeful for something similar happening when Tempus goes to Japan for their 3D debut. The part when Axel talked about drinking with the JP Senpais and wearing the elephant pantsu with Gamma stays rent free in my head. Imagine Astel bring the whole of Tempus to Disneyland and be their tour guide......Magni talking on a zatsudan about the Disneyland trip and getting to hang out with Rio.......

>>33996083
Will he still enjoy white lady office cosplay though??

>>33996188
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdoudwj5-5c

>>33996267
Why are you spoilering that, anon.
Japan's opening up in October anyway, so expect that happening before mid-next year.

>>33996267
That’ll have to depend on how close tempus and starsjp will be in the future. Moona and pekora are pretty close and risu and iofi have had their fair share of collabs and interactions with the jp girls so it makes sense they got invited to outings

>>33995848
It’s exactly my mistake. I came back to this cause I want to see leader being miserable, need more bottom leader please yet I got brainwashed in process.

>>33996433
I don't think a deprived horny zoomer will have much of a choice.

>>33988562
Holy cute...

>>33989731
Uooooooooh ToT

Is little guy funny or are >we humoring the boys because they love that meme so much and it's cute

>>33996726
It's cute and funny

>>33996474
It's technically talking about the girls and I don't want schizos replying

>>33996726
It's a filler joke. I don't think it's that funny, but I enjoy it when it comes up anyway

>>33996726
i love little guys

>>33996409
Axel's type seems to be japanese or asian girl. Shoot ur shot anon, dingo is always horny

>>33996560
Why did he not drop his spaghetti during any of his collabs with the girls? He actually seems to be the most comfortable interacting with girls in Tempus.

>>33996776
Next time just cut the girls and use StarsJP's outings as reference instead. They go out a lot together, visiting each others' houses, going to vacations.
Time to learn about their senpais and how feasible your imagination is, anonchama.

>>33996890
It's because he has no filter and is kind of retarded. Like most people wouldn't look at a picture of a girl with lines behind her and draw a full on image of them shitting their brains out because they'd be worried if the girls got offended. Axel legitimately either does not care or cannot comprehend why other people wouldn't think a picture of you shitting your brains out is hilarious

>>33996890
he has a gf

>>33996726
It’s funny to me cause the boys once said they were tired of it but can’t help saying it even to this day.

>>33995454
I love this art

>>33996982
Yeah, me

>>33996890
He's used to collabing with girls

>>33996982
'tis me

>>33996890
He’s comfortable with them because they’re not nodoka

>>33996912
I'm a starsfag so I already know about that, It's just somehow different if it's between an overseas branch and a JP branch like HoloID gen 1 and their JP senpais, something about that is different from outings purely between the JP members or EN members. I think I like to see people hanging out and having fun even with their culture differences and language barrier. It is maybe also why I love cross branch collabs like IDStars or StarsJP with StarsEN the most.

>>33996534
Leader being miserable… is kind of delicious in a special way…

>>33996890
I think the difference is that Axel is nervous around cute girls he has a crush on, not just women in general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38acpf7yGBI

Catching up on Axel VODs, it's really interesting and funny how he speaks English sometimes.
>On the left side, right? You guys went.
>Behind the trees, right? That guy ran.
This is clearly Japanese sentence structure bordering on Yoda. I think that he forms sentences first in Japanese then translates them as is.

Watching Princess Mononoke with Altare was really comfy. I’m a happy yume today.

>>33997618
ywnbaw

>>33996267
Uproar seems enthusiastic about hanging out with them in person and brought it up a few times themselves. We'll only be able to know when the time comes, but the fact that they're already bringing it up means there's a good chance of it happening. Also men just get along better than women do

>>33997634
>W
Anon never said his gender tho

>>33997682
men cant by yumes retardbro

>>33997615
well he is a hafu with most of his upbringing near japanese kids. it'd be surprising if he didn't have phrase like that

>>33997722
We are all little girls inside

>>33997722
>Yumedanshi
Anon, you’re unironically retarded but it’s okay. Would you have rather I called myself a gosling or something?

>>33997722
anon...

>>33997805
That's not a thing, you just made it up. It's called a homosexual.

>>33997634
>>33997722
based retard

>>33997801
ToT

>>33997861
I’m a homodanshi for magni

>>33997801

>>33997861
:) Yeah

It's almost time for Vesper to start and Gay boy Altare hours are almost over so its time for you fags and w*men to scatter. It's BRO time.

>>33997984
oh anon… you sweet, innocent fool…

>>33997984
I'm a vestie though and I WILL homopost

If both your oshii and broshii are streaming at the exact same time, who would you pick? I'm asking for a friend of course and it's purely hypothetical.

>>33998052
Isn't Vesper a homophobe?

>>33998052
I can read this in Vesper's voice am I going crazy?

>>33997984
What timeline are you in where Altare is streaming right now?

>>33998089
I don't know, but that would just make it hotter.

>>33998078
Who is your oshi? Mumei?
You pick both duh

>>33998078
>his oshi isn’t his broshi
NGMI

>>33998078
Is AMOGUS really worth watching tho?

>>33998078
dual monitors or PiP or even holodex. you got a lot of options

>>33998078
Use holodex duh

>>33997984
Uh, Vesper streams are peak Altare hours, what are you talking about? Who do you think is the #1 most devoted Vestie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qdezPn8fJY

>>33998078
My oshi is also my broshi though so I’ll pick him any time of the day unless he’s not streaming

Which Tempus members tolerate homosexuals and which ones hate them?

>>33998078
>he can't dual wield
Pathetic.

>>33997400
Right? He’s usually so calm, collected, in control and won’t show his vulnerable side to anyone. Most of us really want him to be more comfortable, more open. That would be great.
i do enjoy him being broken tho

>>33998204
Yeah me

>>33998204
>tolerate
magni
>hate
axel

>>33998103
It's a low iq boogeyman post.

>>33998204
Axel hates them, Vesper tolerates them, Altare supports them, Magni is one

>>33998078
Honestly, my oshi, but I'd still pull up my broshi on another screen and make an to attempt to pay attention to both.

>>33996476
Rio and Gamma are very close to them, Astel is basically part of Tempus. Then you have Aruran and maybe Shien, but yeah the first three for sure.
Gamma is gonna take Magni to eat Banana Gyudon for example

>>33998103
7-10AM is his timeslot, retardbro. These are his hours even if hes not streaming.

>>33998255
This one

>>33998204
>Magni and Vesper both bichads
>Axel is so horny he’s about to create a whole new hole
Amusingly it probably actually IS Altare that’s the most homophobic but even he has exceptions. Named Vesper Noir.

>>33998257
*make an attempt
Had a stroke or something.

>>33998078
pfft my oshi IS my broshi
wait...leader is regis AND altare...if they split stream together then i'd just use holodex duh

>>33998078
depends on the content of the stream. Most likely my oshi, since she rarely streams these days, but if it's some garbage like Rust I'd rather watch Nowa laughing.

>>33998309
Vesper is not bi, I researched his PL so don't bother trying to gaslight me.

>>33998255
Same

>>33998309
>Vesper
>bi
nice fanfic

>>33998362
Ogey. Whatever you say, anon-kun.

>>33998362
Pretty sure he's bikesexual

>>33998362
research this
*cums on you*

>>33998433
wait I fucked up the spoiler shit

>>33998204
Vesper hates the gays

This is why I hate gays, they somehow trick themselves into thinking the men they like are also somehow secretly gay. The boys are all straight jacking off to pictures of their FEMALE fans. You are just some disgusting nuisance.

>>33998204
Reminder that both Magni and Altare follow this shit.

>>33998498
I'm gonna troon out and Leader will pick me because he hates women
later nerd

>>33998078
if Sana was still around....maybe Vesper still.. Or i'd just be a holodex chad and watch both at the same time. Tough choices though.

You dumb fujoshi whores, how DARE you insinuate that my BRO Noir Vesper the resident scholar Guild Tempus is anything but straight? You’re literally trying to cuck him out of his marriage with Portia?

>>33998498
Calm down sister, its just jokes. Nobody here actually is gay or thinks any member of Tempus is gay.

>>33998500
on twitter or just talked about it?