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That “friend”? Me

>> No.33939449

>moves back to america
>immediately gets lazy
is it something in the water over there?

>> No.33939462

>>33939348
>needs to "find" some "love for her work"
>implies she doesn't already have it
geez, can you make it less obvious, 5% brapper?

>> No.33939496

>"friends" are toxic pieces of shit who resent her success and make fun of her for being a kawaii uguu anime girl idol
>everyone thinks she finally cut ties with them
>turns out she still hangs with them
Mori is such a genuinely horrible person

>> No.33939536 [DELETED] 

>>33939348
So basically she's been getting drunk, getting filled with cum, and realized partying in the states is what she wanted. She didn't want to fake being an idol, she just wanted a hedonistic lifestyle.

She's like Jesse in breaking bad, sitting in a big house with tons of money but a miserable horrible drug addicted monster of a human being. And when the coke high wears off, I hope she does what she needs to and makes the world a better place. Then we can all move on from this fucking monster and never think of her again

>> No.33939558

>>33939449
Nah it's my dick

>> No.33939581

good to hear that calli is happy :)

>> No.33939594

>>33939496
I don't think those are her music friends but people from before she moved to Japan.

>> No.33939669

Why can't women do anything without anouncing it? Just fucking hang out with your friends.

>> No.33939737

>>33939536
Maybe calling her a monster is bit too much.

>> No.33939940

Is this really a tweet worth bitching about calli?

>> No.33940079

>>33939940
Outside of deadbeats bitching about not getting solo streams? Not really.

>> No.33940145

why even announce that you hate your work and your job and that you were miserable doing it when your job is parasocialing people lmao.

>> No.33940351

>>33939536
>>33939496
Why do you make scenarios up in your head to get mad at I don’t get it

>> No.33940403

>>33939348
>Just in case you forgot being in hololive makes her miserable

>> No.33940450

>>33939449
That and the food, yes.
t. burger

>> No.33940540

>>33939348
>I need to find some love for my work
I genuinely don't understand Mori.
Why does she stay in hololive if she doesn't like it?

>> No.33940592

>>33940540
Money?

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>>33940540
A mystery for the ages indeed.

>> No.33940670

>>33940540
more money and success than she was ever anywhere close to before and by far more than she will ever get close to again.

>> No.33940715

>>33939348
she going fo spend time her actual friends, coworker can wait

>> No.33940892

>>33940540
She's just in Hololive for the money, duh. Do you just realize it now after all the half-assed shit she puts out everytime she has to do Holo-related stuff? Birthday "calls", "songs" about owning the "haters", shit streams, no energy whatosever. I honestly can't wait for her to graduate.

>> No.33940899

Ever since I killed those 3 Wall Street Guys

>> No.33940954

>>33940540
Money, if it wasn't for the Universal Music contract she would've already graduated.

>> No.33940988

>>33939536
Damn she just like me fr

>> No.33941041
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>>33939449
fluoride in the tap water here makes the frogs gay so yes

>> No.33941182
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33941182

>It's a HoloEN member needs to take things "easier" and "slow down" rerun episode
Getting tired of these if I'm being honest.

>> No.33941227

>>33941182
Yeah, I don't get it. It's the easiest fucking job in the world.

>> No.33941282

>>33939348
>taking it slow
When you are that fat I doubt she can manage any speed other than slow.

>> No.33941339

>old friends
clearly she's talking about pot and crack

>> No.33941363

>>33939348
Why does she always love exposing herself as a lazy self-hating fatass that doesn't even enjoy her well-paying job?

>> No.33941361

>>33941227
Don’t start that shit again, then well have to get 50 fucking streams from every en holo talking about “you guys don’t understand this job is way harder than any real job, thats why I need 5 break days our of 7 and multiple week long vacations”

>> No.33941432

>>33941363
>exposing herself as a
>fatass
Lets be real she would need a whole building to hide that fat cow body

>> No.33941498

>It's the happiest I've been in a long time
I hate passive aggressive people. You really don't need to announce everything you do on twitter and say shit like that. Just say it's nice to meet up with old friends or something.

>> No.33941608

>>33939449
>lazy
Wasn't she literally streaming in the collab last night?

>> No.33941668

>>33941608
Collab doesn't count if it's not on your channel

>> No.33941728

>>33939536
Why the fuck this was deleted?

>> No.33941782
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>>33941432
She sounds perfect

>> No.33942038 [DELETED] 

>>33941728
the retard jannies are in love with mori

>> No.33942076

>>33941668
But it was on her channel.

>> No.33942094

>>33939348
Let me guess, a bunch of degenerate faggots milking her dry now that she got the big shekels, and in return she get the attention and validation she never got as a teenager. She should kill herself already.

>> No.33942125

>>33939348
>Mori hates that her vtubing is a million times more popular than her music
water is wet

>> No.33942204 [DELETED] 

>>33939348
She got back with her ex boyfriend and they're trying for a baby

>> No.33942240

>>33942204
>a baby
yeah, me

>> No.33942245 [DELETED] 

>>33941728
Janny trannies like to arbitrarily delete shit even if its on topic

>> No.33942343

>>33940540
>Why do people work if they don't always like it?

>> No.33942373

>>33939449
And in the food.

>> No.33942391

>>33942343
You're acting like she's a wagie slave in deadend job.

>> No.33942420

>Newfag shitposters don't know what "going slow" means for mori
lol, lmao

>> No.33942445

>>33939496
these are the music friends, also the music friends were people in Japan not America she's talking about. These are most likely high school friends she left behind when she moved to America.

>> No.33942447

>>33942420
>what "going slow" means for mori
Being fat?

>> No.33942527

>>33939348
>PLEASE let me have fun
>I NEED an outlet
>I NEED to collab with ecelebs

>> No.33942779

Does she think her fans are retarded enough to think this isn't a cover story?

>> No.33942836

>>33942779
There are no smart Mori fans

>> No.33942894 [DELETED] 

>>33939496
are those the same friends that were at that infamous air bnb party who raped gura while mori hid and streamed from a closet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSvxGpC6O8c

>> No.33942906

>>33940540
money and to spite the haterz in her head

>> No.33942959 [DELETED] 

>>33942420
>AO Sama please put it in slowly~
I assume?

>> No.33942992

>>33942779
She does think that her fans are retarded, and she's right.

>> No.33943058

>>33940540
Mori joined hololive as a joke and got way more popularity than her roommate
Even with the hololive buff, her roommate still isn't making it big AND to top it off, her UMG album sales are way lower than they were hoping for, interest in her was a flash in the pan and now it's waned

>> No.33943071

>>33939348
She really makes no distinction whatsoever between her roommate and vtubing

>> No.33943073

>>33939348
>the happiest I've been in a long time
lmao fucking yikes.

>> No.33943124

>>33942779
Have you honestly seen the average deadbeat?
Are you really questioning their mental acuity?

>> No.33943131

>>33942894
I though the current rrat was that Gura was stuck in toilet with her diarrhea?

>> No.33943159

>>33942779
They still think she isn't an alcoholic. They'll believe whatever she wants them to believe.

>> No.33943221

>>33943124
Anyone who donates money to steamers isn't very smart.

>> No.33943225

>>33943071
She would graduate in a second if every deadbeat subbed to her irl

>> No.33943239

>>33943058
that “joined as a joke” shit is 100% a fucking lie. More and more of them are saying that shit too. Its not a fucking joke, they joined for the efame and the money, but they can’t tell the audience that so they say this dumb “oh i never thought i would get in so i auditioned as a joke”they would never openly admit that they are just a bunch of greedy grifters who don’t give a shit about hololive so instead its this faux humility and nonserious bullshit instead.

>> No.33943298

>>33942894
No those were her sisters friends.

>> No.33943300

>>33943131
no, that was what happened at Ames place
this is the airbnb where she was supposed to stay with Mori but her sister was bringing some guys over and having "a rager" while Calli snuck away to do a stream talking about that Gura might currently be involved into some shenennigans

>> No.33943324

>>33943131
gura can never be stuck in a toilet she lives in a diaper

>> No.33943358

>>33941608
>>33941668
>>33942076
Kek

>> No.33943367

Hopefully she'll graduate

>> No.33943403
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>>33943367
It's been 2 years. She's not going anytime soon. Stash away your grad fantasies, anon.

>> No.33943436

>>33943239
Well according to a lot them they didn't believe EN would took off so much and though it would just turn into another ID.

>> No.33943439

>>33943239
It's factual, mori did not seriously think she would get in, milkyqueen told her she just applied and did her own for shits and giggled
I guarantee her application video was just one of her old songs with no more effort put in

The money is 1000% the only thing keeping mori in and it's why she's depressed, she would rather graduate and do IRL shit but it makes no money because people are judging her fairly as a real life singer/rapper

>> No.33943468

I don't even understand how anyone followers her. Her personality, her "music", it's all shit. She is literal shit. Holo gave her all the success, like so many others. Just go and retire.

>> No.33943479

>>33943403
Why would you curse mori to stay in hololive, she wants to leave and be with her real friends, let her

>> No.33943524

>>33943239
>that “joined as a joke” shit is 100% a fucking lie.

She got lucky, good for her but very, very fucking bad for everyone else in this hobby

>> No.33943586

>>33943479
Not him, I don't give a shit about mori, I just like seeing you guys upset. Glad tempus is a thing gives me joy to see you niggers squirm.

>> No.33943615

>>33943436
Yea its still bullshit, its still not a huge deal in the grand scheme of things but you only need a handful of loyal paypigs to rake in the cash, or sometimes even just 1 look at fucking orca. These fucking leeches only started popping up once vtubers got alot of attention online because they smelled the new grift.

>> No.33943624

>>33939449
in texas? literally lithium.

>> No.33943649

Just go retire. Your "music" is shit and your personality is just as worse. Cover gave you your success.

>> No.33943672

>>33943586
>I don't give a shit about mori
The absolute state of homobeggars

>> No.33943714

>>33943439
>its factual
According to some other shithead vtuber? Not a fucking chance, they are just in it for the money and clout. Just look at the way the act, how the second they get in they start thirsting over fucking ecelebs that they were obsessed with in their pl its all just a means to an end

>> No.33943723

>>33943479
You make it sound as if someone is literally holding a gun to her head, telling her she can't ever quit. She's free to go back to waiting tables at Appleby's.

But I suppose the money won't be as good.

>> No.33943762

>>33943723
She can't exactly just leave with UMG contract which are usually 5 years at least.

>> No.33943786

>>33943672
I don't even watch homo collabs or shit on people who don't want them. I just love seeing you guys get mad is all.

>> No.33943791

>>33943239
I know she said it without knowing absolutely nothing about idol culture.
"joined as a joke" is actually a Japanese idol cliche, similar to "my mother (friends) applied on her own" or "I was scouted".
Because, idol fans don't want to think of the oshi as an ordinary person, so she pay lip service to fans.
Well. the fact that her arrogance and pride made her a real idol is very interesting!

>> No.33943824

>>33943762
You kidding?, with the number she does UMG will be happy to drop her ASAP

>> No.33943843

>>33943762
They can always terminate

>> No.33943924

>>33943824
>with the number she does UMG will be happy to drop her ASAP
According to her UMG people are happy.
>>33943843
For what?

>> No.33943927

>>33941227
Show me your top 10 of the world channel anon

>> No.33943989

>>33943924
You seriously expect someone like Mori to ever admit she fucked up?, it took her more than a YEAR to admit she was a shitty friend to Kiara

>> No.33944030

>>33943723
Think about it from her perspective, she had all these dreams to get big in japan, they didn't happen for a very long time and she just ended up as an english teacher with very little traction to her music
A friend of hers told her she just applied to hololive and as a joke, joined her to see if they can get in together, but mori was the one picked and not her friend.
Now mori's music is way more popular than her roommate shit, even when simultaneously releasing it, even when you feel like your IRL music is better, and the worst part is, she doesn't own the music in hololive, so she's not attached to it
Mori constantly calls hololive her fast food job on her IRL streams because it's how much she cares about it.
She's been drinking a lot lately and it's even been affecting her looks, aging her fast and making her fatter.
Because she pays dual taxes for japan and USA, most of the money she's getting isn't even able to funneled into her IRL projects that she actually cares about.

What would you do in mori's situation?

>> No.33944059

>>33943786
Who are you and who is "you guys"?

>> No.33944062

>>33943989
Another sololive with a bigger venue is already being planned by them. In other words, stop coping.

>> No.33944093

>>33944062
ttrpg finale mid april

>> No.33944102

>>33944062
Yeah, right lmao

>> No.33944160

>>33943924
>According to her UMG people are happy.
Anon, have you ever heard of the term forced positivity?
This is something that people do in the music industry as a way to oversell a bad situation.
Her numbers are way down since her original EP, this impacts production going forward

>> No.33944174

>>33944062
yeah and when it's a humongous flop as mori plummets she'll get dropped and then suicide after a long bender

>> No.33944197

>>33944059
/vt/ itself? This board should have never been created, fuck /qa/.

>> No.33944207

>>33939348
Does any other holo refers to vtubing as a "work she needs to find love for"?

>> No.33944208

>>33944062
which side?

>> No.33944234

>>33944062
>Another sololive with a bigger venue is already being planned by them
Was*, this was before the large fall off of sales/interest

>> No.33944242

>>33944093
>>33944102
>>33944174
Nevermind, keep coping. It's actually quite hilarious to witness

>> No.33944272

>>33944160
>Her numbers are way down since her original EP
You mean on youtube?

>> No.33944297

>>33944207
Miko did in the beginning, before hololive, but to be fair she was a literal 2 view streaming 50 hours a week
The amount of success mori has while saying this is a spit in the face to every girl who is actually grinding

>> No.33944391

>>33939449
She's quiet quitting.

>> No.33944400

>>33944272
No on apple Itunes, there was the obvious initial burst with her UMG debut, but it had a much steeping fall off than her original EP, this is major, it means that the projected metrics for her song were way below the level, it's why she decided to start streaming so much with tempus and go visit friends back in the US, much needed decompression from the stress of a highly produced album underperforming

>> No.33944509

>>33944197
>This board should have never been created
Why? I'm curious.
>fuck /qa/
I might be wrong but I think basedjak posters absolutely despise this board.

>> No.33944553

Creators need a certain mythology. Because creator's own appeal never exceeds their works.
I think she succeeded as mori because her ideas and personal life were sealed off by the NDA.
Now that she has exposed all of that on other side, it is inevitable that her numbers drop.

>> No.33944596

>>33944197
>his board should have never been created
That I agree on.

>> No.33944620

>>33944553
I think she succeeded as mori becaus eher ideas and persona life were sealed off by the NDA

No, she got carried by her design, but she's such a boring streamer she couldn't capitalize on it like Gura did

>> No.33944637

>>33944509
>why
If you think this board should have been a thing, you are beyond help.
>absolutely despise this board
Only because the board isn't for all ecelebs

>> No.33944712

>>33944620
If she had been given sana's model, would she have lived the same life as she does now?

>> No.33944773

>>33939449
>is it something in the water over there?
Yes. And the food and the media. There's lead in the water here in Oklahoma.

>> No.33944797

>>33944712
Nah Sana's model was trash and the lore behind it wouldn't have made for good song material. I don't think she got carried though, her first 2 EPs were legitimately good

>> No.33944882

>>33944712
I think she could have done even better early on because the discrepancy between model and singing would be even bigger.

>> No.33944913

>>33944797
Link a good Mori song

>> No.33944927

>>33944797
I agree with the model but her lore? There are a lot of songs about space and planets.

>> No.33945020

>>33944174
we can only hope

>> No.33945025

>>33944927
Wouldn't work for a rapper
>>33944913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y3xh8gs24c
It's not something I would listen to but I understand why it got popular in the vtuber ecosystem

>> No.33945046

>>33939449
Eating a burger here kills your drive to do anything for the day

>> No.33945283

>>33944637
Thanks for replying, I appreciate the honesty.
>If you think this board should have been a thing, you are beyond help.
Well, this board did bring in a lot of newfags, kinda like /pol/ did in 2015, and I liked things better when it was all just a niche thread in /jp/. But rooting for Mori because of this is kinda hilarious ngl

>> No.33945311

Can I get a source on that "applied as a joke' or is it just just ESLs making shit up again?

>> No.33945417

>>33939449
there's bacon and butter in the water

>> No.33945741

>>33942094
Wow, that's some real seethe at her success.

>> No.33945898

>>33939449
it's the kaigainikki dicki

>> No.33946087

>>33945311
That was said not that long after her debut. Try first or second zatsu or first drinking stream.

>> No.33946223

desu i was slightly annoyed at her during the worms collab the other day because her internet problems and the excuse: "mama-mori set up the wifi" crap. like dude, its your job to be prepared. what?

its getting kinda hard to support someone that constantly posts about how hard and debilitating is it to do the content you enjoy from them, if you dont enjoy it to the point that is affecting your normal life then perhaps you should quit?

>> No.33946353

>>33939449
There's a shitload of lead and other metals in the water due to shitty pipes. For real.

>> No.33946483

>>33946087
Last I checked "shits and giggles" meant "for the hell of it" or "why not" instead of "did it as a joke".

>> No.33946611

>>33946483
Anon....

>> No.33946640

>>33946353
>go outside
>random dude inserts lead in your brain at incredibly hihg speed
>stay inside
>get lead in your body anyway
There's no way to win in murrica, is there.

>> No.33946728

>>33941041
Its Atrazine that change frogs genders

>> No.33946790

Mori should graduate to focus on her musical career. She doesn't fit in with HoloLive.

>> No.33946883

>>33946611
Yes? The phrase has been used in many contexts. Unless you think for fun/for the hell of it = a joke, then you'd be retarded who hasn't engaged with the English side of the internet for years.

>> No.33948251

>>33946790
She fits in incredibly well. Just released two version of an original song with Watame a couple days ago.

>> No.33948367

>>33946483
Jesus christ, the level of cope here is insane, please for your own health start watching some other girl or just drop vtubers entirely

>> No.33948526

>>33945311
It was within the first week when she was being grateful for all the support her debut song got, talked about how she really only applied as a joke and when she got in, felt compelled to actually make a serious effort and scrambled together a song
She also talked about how she didn't really understand idol culture that well

>> No.33948548

>>33946790
>>33948251
The only place mori fits in is with the other elephants at the zoo, heyoo

>> No.33948586

>>33948251
You mean "watame who always collabs with girls right before they graduate" watame?
That watame? The very same?

>> No.33948622

>>33946790
She's just about smart enough to understand that her career will be dead in the water if she leaves, so that's not happening.

>> No.33948631

>>33944102
>>33944174
>>33944208
>>33944234
I know the chance you won't kill yourself till next year is only like 59%, but I'll bring those couple posts up when we're watching the second concert

>> No.33948653

>>33946883
And what, pray tell, is the critical distinction here that you're coping so hard about? It's all the same shit, zoomer faggot

>> No.33948677

>>33948526
I am pretty sure it was "applied on the whim".

>> No.33948697

>>33946640
No, there really isn't. I don't plan to stay and raise a family here. Literally the Great Satan.

>> No.33948934

>>33944797
The base design of Sana was great , what did happen is that the style was too normal. I didn't care at all for the model but the fanarts where...O.O

>> No.33949168

>>33948631
I have a relatively decent life and a gf, wouldn't count on suicide anon lol, the best you'll get is my asthma getting worse, but's it not any more at risk than mori's alcohol abuse destroying her body

>> No.33949580

>>33948677
Watch her collab with her friend milkyqueen.

>> No.33949776

>>33948586
no?

>> No.33950110

>>33949776
Oh sorry, most be some other watame then, because that watame is the least discerning girl in hololive who has collabed with every girl despite any drama
She has the highest rate of collabs with graduated girls

>> No.33950277

>>33946353
so that's why poor people in the rural areas of america are voting against their interests and going on mass shooting sprees? the future of the west looks grim, whitebros...

>> No.33950382

>>33948251
This one? I love it
https://files.catbox.moe/eqegwc.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/eqegwc.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/eqegwc.mp3

>> No.33950571

>>33939348
It would be ironic in a way if Mori died very tragically in some sudden way, like a car accident. She wouldn’t be graduated, and she would die at approximately her careers high point. All the other holomems would give tribute to her and commemorate her as a flame snuffed out at her brightest. Any people who didn’t like mori would be shouted down because she was one of the first en holos and one that left too soon. Even mori wouldn’t of liked it because her roommate would forever remain in the shadow of her hololive persona. The perfect end to make everyone unhappy.

>> No.33950838

>>33944030
>She's been drinking a lot lately and it's even been affecting her looks, aging her fast and making her fatter.
KWAB. Even while swimming in money she can't find a way to be happy. Once she graduates she'll just be a fat washed up whore without the benefit of a hot anime girl model. Couldn't have happened to a worse person. Eat shit Mori.

>> No.33951070

>>33945311
on TT she applied expecting literally nothing as a ridiculous throwaway notion because she felt like she wasn't fit for the job

the idea that anyone applies to a job for a "joke" is retarded. it was just an insane longshot that paid off. thats all.

>> No.33951484

>>33948251
this is false, she does not fit in well. collab is not evidence of her fitting in. it is evidence that she can show up to a collab

>> No.33951602

>>33950110
Where’s the videos of her HoloCn collabs?

>> No.33951766

>>33939594
Correct.

>>33939462
Being a relatively successful entertainer means having fans, and fans destroy your love for your work.

>> No.33952737

>>33951070
Whats even worse about this shit is half of these fuckers who use the go to “I applied as a joke” also eventually admit that they embellished aspects of their application. They are fucking grifters, they saw hololive blowing up, and did whatever it took to get in, even if it meant making up a bunch of bullshit on their applications.

>> No.33954129 [DELETED] 

>>33942894
>raped
Shork fucked all of those negros willingly.

>> No.33954185

>>33952737
everyone lies on job applications you fucking moron

>> No.33954882

>>33954185
>everyone is just as worthless as me
Hey sorry you were too retarded and unqualified to get your position with the truth, kys and do better next life

>> No.33954909

>>33954185
I've honestly met very few people that have lied on job applications.

>> No.33957961

>>33939348
>make it sound like people bully her way back
>old friend
>in America
sounds like drugs and guns desu. Can't get back with Nickie cause voice is important

>> No.33959566 [DELETED] 

>>33940540
She hates that "mori" is more successful than her roomate
She joined hololive so that the roomate becomes successful.

Mori is the EN kson. One day She will graduate with high honors than mysteriously some big up and coming white rapper with universal studios money will be on twitch

>> No.33960317

>>33957961
In my head im imagining she just wanted to get back to america for the food, she was sick of the smaller jap portion sizes wanted to get back to america to really chow down. Those old friends? Mcdonalds, kfc, burger king, papa johns and subway.
Its probably not the case but with how fat she has gotten the notion of it gives me a good laugh.

>> No.33960543

>>33939449
Deep fried burgers and lead-infused water will do that to a person

>> No.33961036 [DELETED] 

>>33940540
UMG contract literally bound her to Hololive. She had intended to pull a kson and transfer her hololive popularity to her RM as soon as she hit her peak, but UMG came around with a deal she couldn't refuse, and now she has to continue trying to balance both the RM so it doesn't fall into obscurity and satisfy the terms of the UMG deal as Calliope Mori, and it seems she about reached her breaking point from the work overload she self-induced

>> No.33961326

>>33940892
come to discord and get your steam gift card

>> No.33961418 [DELETED] 

>>33940540
>Be Mori before she was Mori
>Making shit tier meme rap about Japan
>seeing maybe 100k on your best releases, basically a complete nobody
>literally sucking Nip dick so you can sleep on couches in Japan
>apply to hololive as a joke
>actually get in because Yagoo is apparantly retarded with his EN hires
>Suddenly pulling 5m in a week on videos
>Your entire life is literally a joke to you
>Try and leverage success as anime girl into roommate success
>Barely better numbers than before, all your success is down to branding
>Shiiieeeeeet
>See Coco become Kson with (some) success
>Hey maybe I can do that too and finally leave this joke that stopped being funny about 2 years ago
>UMG shows up and offers Mori Calliope a contract
>Literally your dream has happened and they only care about the anime girl you play as a joke
>Accept because it's all you can get
>UMG sales are....... lets be nice, "up and coming"
>Now trapped as a joke character to a company that is demanding 5 albums to satisfy your contract
>Literally all you can do is phone in 5 meme albums fast as you can to get those contract kickbacks then "graduate" back to your RM account and pray that the (minor) celebrity status will carry over
>looking at Kson, it probably won't

>> No.33961577

>>33948251
Someone didn't watch the collab

>> No.33961675
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33961675

>>33939348
>Tweet
How come you got accepted to hololive, and being like that in the current state? Aren't you glad enough that being accepted to that agency that a great number of chuubas longing to get part of it, and let alone achieving something with a popular music label? Man, you are set for a good life with that...

This rant of yours makes me further think that "Calliope Mori" deserved better than you, the person behind "Calliope Mori" herself.

>> No.33961828

>>33961675
>and being like that in the current state
People who come here will never be happy even if they get shit load of money.

>> No.33962252

>>33939348
The worst part in this thing isn't even her impostor syndrome flaring up or lessening her workload, that's okay in my eyes.
What's bad is Mori throwing her colleagues under the bus. The very same colleagues she claims to love, does an ongoing podcast with besides collabs and tunes into their streams to cheer them on matter less than a couple of acquaintances she has not met for years and the latter's company makes her happier. Bitch, the whole fucking point of Hololive is standing together, if you're happer elsewhere, there's the door.

>> No.33962269

>>33961828
Its probably not so much having all that money, but what you do with it that determines how happy you end up

>> No.33962582

>>33962252
>couple of acquaintances
To her they aren't just acquaintances though.
Which I do wonder is that are her friends visiting her just out of good will or is there something else.

>> No.33962775

>>33939348
"OLD"
like she
OLD , wall hitting

>> No.33963320

>>33962582
She's really bad at choosing friends.
TT, who didn't even follow mori on twitter until she joined hololive, suddenly started calling themselves an "long-time fans" and mori believed it.

>> No.33964042

>>33963320
>TT, who didn't even follow mori on twitter until she joined hololive, suddenly started calling themselves an "long-time fans" and mori believed it.
It's fine since the fans mirror the streamer. Kiara's King cover really impressed Mori.

>> No.33964116

>>33944160
That's why she's getting a whole album with full creative control? That's why she's going to have another concert at a larger venue because the speed the tickets sold out? That's why they had to restock her concert merch 3 times?

>> No.33964458

>>33940540
Nobody cares about "her". The only modicum of success she's ever gotten was when she joined Hololive. Without the brand, she'd be an aggressively mediocre "artist" in a music niche nobody listens to.

>> No.33964583

>>33939449
yeah i peed in it

>> No.33965326

>>33944030
>Because she pays dual taxes for japan and USA, most of the money she's getting isn't even able to funneled into her IRL projects that she actually cares about.
Congats, you fell for one of Mori's many lies. She doesn't pay "dual taxes". She is not being taxed 80% like she claims. How do I know this? It's simple: there are multiple tax treaties in place between the US and Japan so that situations like what she described literally do not happen. Most of these treaties involve a system of tax credits that are designed to prevent someone like Mori from having to pay their own country's income tax on the income they make in another country, as that income would have already been subject to the local country's tax system. If these treaties weren't in place, then it would literally be impossible for anyone making less than $200k-300k a year to have a job overseas because they wouldn't be able to afford the basic cost of living after 70-80% of their salary disappears.
You don't need to be a CPA to understand that what she said was bullshit.

>> No.33965572

>>33965326
more like you both fell for not watching streams, lol
Mori got misinformed by one of her moron expat friends, got called a moron by her chat, then called a moron again by her tax person and never paid 80%

>> No.33965663

>>33965326
She did admit afterwards that she isn't actually paying 80% but that one of her friends for some reason said she did and she believed that friend.

>> No.33966130

LMAO imagine being Mori's age attending her HS bestie's baby shower as she starts her family with the handsome doctor she's been with for 7 years and when they ask Mori what she's been up to she has to admit to making a living by pretending to be a cartoon character.

>> No.33966383

>>33965326
You'd better think that everything she knows about Japan is wrong.
Despite a huge campaign by Japanese banks to migrate from the bankbook to the app, mori issued a new bankbook.

>> No.33966689

>>33965572
Look at the thread you are in. They barely read threads let alone watch any streams. They just make up narratives based on random shit they see on this board.

>> No.33967727

>>33966130
Image her making them listen to her rap music

>> No.33968398

>>33950382
Yeah, that one is the "health" version that's on Watame's channel and is my favorite of the two. The other is the "cheer" version and is on Mori's channel. Which has the more normal setup of Watame singing JP lyrics and Mori singing English mostly.

>> No.33969929

>>33939496
Liar. She has no friends.

>> No.33971521 [DELETED] 

>>33939449
Now that she's back home she has more time to have sex with her boyfriend.

>> No.33976992

>>33939449
High fructose corn syrup

>> No.33977277

>>33939348
with MY FRIENDS

>> No.33978162

>>33939449
their food portion are huge, you get satisfied fast and now you're sleepy. too lazy to do anything else

>> No.33978220

>>33940540
every holo has expressed stress when it comes to streaming, you may enjoy it but it doesnt mean you can get tired of it.

>> No.33981205

>>33939449
A crap ton of flouride

>> No.33982223

>>33965663
Why would Mori "believe her friend" about how much in taxes she pays? She's the one paying them, she knows how much she pays.

>> No.33982376

>>33982223
>she knows how much she pays
She's proven herself to be dumb as dogshit. She doesn't know anything but what she's told.

>> No.33982558

>>33943073
that a shot fired at myth or am i being schizo

>> No.33982697

>>33982558
Not so much a shot fired so much as an acknowledgment that they’re just not as close as she is with her long-time friends

>> No.33982751

>>33939348
my condolences anon

>> No.33982838

>>33982697
Yeah you are only a schizo if you think 5 random girls put together who can mostly only interact online would be closer than friends they have known for much longer in person. Even if you wan to talk about just in company people, Mori is probally closer to IRyS than the the Myth girls since she is able to do things in person with her.

>> No.33982866

>>33939496
>Her friends she had in Japan who turned out to be pieces of shit are the same as her old friends from America
DYRBI?

>> No.33982933

>>33942445
They are art school friends. She has a bachelor's in art and animation.

>> No.33983013

>>33941498
Wow who would have thought going back home would make you happier, it is not like Kiara got much better mentally after going back to Austria

>> No.33983157

>>33939449
it's all the tyrone bro

>> No.33983158

>>33940351
that's literally what half of the female population does in relationships

>> No.33983191

>>33983013
Yeah that’s true, good thing she got away from the pink leech

>> No.33983288

>>33943073
>How dare she be happier when she goes home
Okay not everyone comes from a bad home, so you would of course never understand anon

>> No.33983346

>>33983288
Yeah, She has the very rare thing of having divorced parents, but still being good terms with her mom, dad and stepdad all at once. She really loves her family and cats.

>> No.33983355 [DELETED] 

>>33939348
who said a good dicking can't a save a chuuba?

>> No.33983493

>>33942391
She is. Most people are.

>> No.33984961

>>33961326
I'll shit on Mori for free.

>> No.33985054

>>33983493
Her job is a deadend, but the amount of money fame and connection will set her to life if she plays it right, which she is trying.
Really just milk the gig for all it's worth but shut your mouth about self pity.

>> No.33985753

>>33943714
nta, but at least for the first EN generation, you could make a semi-convincing argument that they weren't (solely) motivated to join Holo purely just because of the prospect of quick fame and easy get-rich money.
Because at that time it was all unproven uncharted new territory, no one really knew how successful an EN branch would actually be. Sure, with hindsight now everybody can claim they always knew it was going to be a guaranteed success (Hololive(JP) already began rising and being the most famous vtuber group in the west among EOPs from 2019 onwards due to viral clips, plus the "fortunate" timing of the lockdown boom, etc.), but going in at the time, a lot of the Myth talents said they were mostly just thinking it would be just a fun thing to try out, maybe a nice little side-gig, but that they didn't have much higher expectations than maybe ID-tier numbers, and were surprised and overwhelmed by the massive unexpected blowout success themselves.

Sure, that could also just be another self-serving humble-brag, as it certainly sounds like a nicer sympathetic cinderella story than just outright admitting "yeah, I always knew I was gonna be big because I'm just that good. I'm only here for the golden ticket, to collect my paycheck and to farm clout for myself, thanks sucker simps teehee!!", but given that multiple Myth talents told the same relatively congruent story and close after debut (so, when they were still much more innocent and before they got to their current jaded and stuck-up state), I'm inclined to believe that it's at least close to what they were really thinking at the time.

But the generation(s) after that, yeah, there's no excuse and no comparison. After Myth demonstrated to everyone that getting into Holo really is the golden ticket, and how strong the brand buff that comes with a massive captive fanbase really is, that it can carry even a piece of cardboard to have a six-figgy subcount even before debut just for having the coveted blue dorito triangle next to their name, and afterwards a guaranteed five-figgy monthly income for just showing up - or hell, not even showing up, you can not stream and the fanbase will continue to make excuses for you, coddle you, continue to shower you with money just for existing, and shut down any criticism. Every applicant after Myth knew that fame and money was guaranteed, so naturally that attracts grifters, moochers, leeches and people who are just in it to coast on the brand buff for quick fame and easy money.

>> No.33986008

>>33939449
>Implying she was putting in any real effort.
Also
>Inb4 Ayame
Yeah we know 7 months head hort at least when the bitch streams it doesn't feel like phoned in low effort wave riding

>> No.33986204

>>33985054
Why would you deny her the right to vent?

>> No.33986268

>>33986204
because she's an imposter

>> No.33986434

>>33939449
She has a boyfriend. A boyfriend who lives in America. I fucking wonder why shes taking more time away from Hololive.

>> No.33987290

>>33986268
And yet the Holos won't eject her. Bit sus, ain't it?

>> No.33987618

>>33942445
>These are most likely high school friends she left behind when she moved to America.
???

>>33943239
I fucking hate you faggots you act like it's some kind of sacred order and that only the pure of heart that want no money should join hololive and that normally that's the only kind of girl that applies. You're fucking retarded. No shit these girls, JP/EN/ID are joining for the big bucks. Hell there's more of an argument to be made that Gen 6 was joining for the sweet sweet pay check while Mori was thinking she was going to make diddly squat.

>> No.33987687

>>33987290
Gura and Ina are retarded, Kiara knows, Ame won't imporve herself, idk about second gen, and all the JPs have bad eigo to the point that realizing Mori is a lying whore is difficult

>> No.33989892 [DELETED] 

>>33987290
Looks bad if you just vote out the pregnant person.

>> No.33990075

>>33987687
I'm glad the jps got exposed to her autism during the end of the last rust season

>> No.33991092 [DELETED] 

>>33987618
Kill yourself faggot simp nigger

>> No.33991312 [DELETED] 

You incels hate Mori because she smoked your favourite rappers like a pack.
Look I get it, I used to listen to the goats as well (chief keef, blac youngsta, Eminem). But I found that mori's lyrics are just more intellectual than anything they've written.
There's no need to keep denying it unikeks. Listen to your heart

>> No.33991665

Probably met up with c-man and nyanners as well Didnt you mori?

>> No.33991668

>>33991312
My favorite rapper is Shion, checkmate deadbeats

>> No.33991822

>>33991668
Mori easily smokes shion anyday at a 1v1 rap cypher

>> No.33992726

>>33942445
>High school friends
Nah they are college friends, she mentioned wanting to watch The Mist with them in the Pico Park collab

>> No.33993526

>>33987618
Nobody is acting like its a sacred order you retarded nigger, maybe i just don’t want lazy pieces of shit invading a hobby just to profit of off retarded simps like you who will never blame them for their shitty attitudes, laziness, constant complaining, and attempts at changing a culture of a thing that they didn’t fucking build. They come in, much like you, and shit up the hobby with their fucking low standards and low effort garbage. Kys

>> No.33994557

>>33991665
I don't think they're in Texas?

>> No.33994869

She has a life outside Hololive you fucking retards

>> No.33994962 [DELETED] 

>>33994869
You should have put on some makup, cry and scream at us, telling us to leave Mori alone.

>> No.33995085

>>33994557
only a matter of time, a bunch of twitch streamers are moving to Texas

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>>33943403
I know it's true, but that doesn't make it any less cruel.

>> No.33995818

>>33991312
She doesn't have flow and everyone kind of knows it. Her lyrics could be the most intellectual thing, but if you don't have flow your rap career should get get euthanized

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