/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Why is Gura stock price not going down!?

>>33691789
sorry, I have failed you anon

>>33838910
My god I saw Gura in the OP and almost heart attacked, thank god

>>33822619
The IPO seems to have released safely for once, please give me money

>>33838910
45-50K used to be around her regular prince a few months back, so it's not that bad

yeah I'm not buying anything today

baby cat new model
>>33814741
funds should have risk and not just the games ez mode so i think removing the tax completely is too far, remove the tax on negative liquid, something like a 10% tax on all coin and share sells would be enough of a "punishment", the div recycling too

fuck me, apparently im buying rurudo for 4hr worth of cycles.

>>33842128
based retard

>>33842128
Based

I might need to reconsider what funds go on this chart...

>>33842277
Can you find how many funds got bricked after these couple of days? Or just their prices

What coins should I buy before next day?

>>33842917
Your oshi, of course

>>33842964
I feel like I'm losing money just thinking about beating off to this picture.

>>33843460
You probably are, but is that so bad?

>>33843779
Post more and I'll see

>>33844878
I suppose I'll have to until you make your decision

>>33841983
Not sure if maybe I wasn't clear but I was meaning the 20% fund fees themselves on buying shares if there was a negative networth only, not the taxes within the fund of buying/selling coins. Or did you mean about the negative interest balance?
Also emails are down at the moment it seems.
Thanks everyone for the suggestions so far though
-trial dev

>>33847117
trialdev love
What does it mean when the emails are down? That you can't log in as a mod?

>>33847272
Yes, also verification emails won't get sent out so i'd advise not to try changing emails until later when it will be back up. If someone gets stuck let me know and we can manually fix it later on but when you are unverified you can't trade.
Not our fault as far as honk can tell, sometimes google just randomly rejects it.
-trial dev

>>33848424
Google is pretty anal about DKIM and SPF and some other shit, are they set up?

>>33847117
about the mutual fund situation, maybe just enabling the option to dissolve is the way to go?
insta selling of all fund assets to pay as much as possible to reimburse investor shares, in case of surplus, the rest goes in repaying the debt.
if its enough to repay the debt, fund is saved. thenhe got a chance to inject money. basically a restart.
Now the case for Lazy, save him or not, doesn't matter, is it true that its due to a bug, but then again nasfaq is full of bugs and should be expected. but at the same time, if that shit happened to me, cant say i would refuse a stimmy for that.

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 39)
>Pochimaru :: $34,777.88
>Pekora :: $12,059.43
>Okayu :: $11,593.23

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 38)
>Rurudo :: -$22,453.27
>Amelia :: -$11,116.89
>Suisei :: -$10,176.45

Overall Average Adjustment is $318.69
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,702.92
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,154.60

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and INVEST IN POCHI BANK

Nana... Your super peak...

>>33849823
yeah, forced mutual fund dissolving at 7 days would stop the risk of a infinite dissolve like what happened with auctions, become already abuses it

I'm gonna have almost a billion at divs wtf do I do

>>33851383
I'm going to have two.

Hello I would like to request a feature: could a toggle switch be added to the performance history in the profile tab to change between linear and logarithmic scaling?

the only reason I'm on my oshi's oshiboard is because I have her set as my oshi
on the "real" oshiboard I'm not even ranked
Does this make me more or less of a fan?
very important and serious question

>>33852244
This either makes you a relatively new player or an unbased player unwilling to eat losses to buy oshi

>>33851946
devs can't do percentages properly and you want log scaling? lul

>>33852351
I am simply a bad player who does nothing but buy my oshi's coin

>>33852492
I'm not buying your hat if you're the Ayamy poster

>>33852538
buy my bibi

I've gone from barely touching the top 100 for months to easily being in the top 90. I guess this is one way to make inactive accounts go down the leaderboard

>>33852686
make me

>>33852538
I will never part with my pochicoin

>>33853144
keep being based, king

>33822619
The site wasn't fine for 72 hours after so pay out doubters

>>33853647
>Will the new IPO somehow break the site again?
Honk's word is supreme, the IPO didn't cause the prices to become heretic

Hello there.
Numbers Review may not happen tonight at all, as I will be recovering from minor surgery I will be having later today. It's nothing serious, but I'll be high on pain meds so I'll probably sleep through or just forget to do it at the right time.
If the data doesn't get collected at all, I'll figure it out tomorrow.

>>33855991
i wish you a speedy recovery blondesman

>>33851359
I don't know what your even talking about but I am glad to have such a big fan.

>>33855991
Be well friend.

>>33855991
get well soon

>>33855991
Hope everything goes well, BBB

>>33855991
Rest well BBB

die

>>33861967
Just like Aki's stream...

>>33859914
But when everyone forgot about him. He came back.

>>33855991
Good luck Mr. Numbers Review!!!

Oh, also this.

>>33855991
Hang in there, Blondechad.

Hello there. I have awarded the bet to those that wagered on the site NOT breaking. Logic being that everything ELSE was fucked at that time as well, leading to it being Susan's fault.
Those of you that trusted honk and the devchamas, congrats, you now have more money to figure out how to burn.

Surgery went well. I am alive, but I wish I wasn't. Everything aches.

>>33862746
Get well and thanks for the money~

Luna!!!

Aki

>>33862746
Rest up and I hope you recover soon!

>>33862389

Why can't I just be retarded like everyone else?

I don't get it

>>33874686
I get it now

>>33874686
subs dont tick by each indivula sub by in %s of their sub count
its why you only see the likes of gura go up or down in 10k increments, or medium girls in 5k increments

>>33875030
And Ayamy in 100 increments

>>33870676
Friday night vibing with ame

Friday night vibing with ame
Stupid catbox killing my audio files

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

TWENTY FUCKING SECONDS OFF

You only seem to care when it's off point. Not a single response to this >>33812948 yesterday.

I don't tolerate messing up my tradition

>>33879580
I berate you because i want the best for you ok?

>>33879580
Post the whole thing and I will care ok?

>>33883389
Who’s this.

>>33885264
a freebie

>>33887684

at last, justice has finally returned to NASFAQ

>>33888107
NEVER BUY BIG PLANS

poal.me died, I forgot to find an alternative, and I can't remember what would've been next for movie night

>>33891517
gay porn?

Noel love

>>33822619

>>33891517
divegrass just had a 4 hour wrestling match (not a 4 hour event, 4 hours one match) so dont worry

I had a billion liquid at divs...

Aki's dividends! Still less than Coco's...

I'm still crunching the numbers, but doubters BTFO, LLC paid gigadivs.

>>33898563
I'll take it if you don't want it

>>33899620

>>33898658
Please boost Aki's dividends

>>33900347
But she never streams idiot, look at her recent videos, 8 streams in a week. Pathetic!

>Streams almost every day
>Still has worse dividends than a channel that hasn't had a single content release in over a year
Fucking fix this shit, honk.

>>33900573
>>33900580
I trust Aki will one day dominate divs

>>33900580
they haven't done a single fix in a year, do you think they'll actually make meaningful changes now?

>>33901325
trialdev love

>>33901325
Unironically your lowlife scum

>>33859914
>>33862389
>>33870676
>>33883389
>>33900347
>>33900580

>>33903876
The Friday night is over

Sweet, a new update.

>>33906645
once again, trialdev love

>>33906645
once again, the most pointless useless features to make it look like they're still alive

>>33907678
o

>>33906645
okay but where the fuck is the autotrader sorter

Anybody got a movie they want to watch?

>>33909831
Any genre?

>>33911991
I mean, nobody else is suggesting anything. I'm going to pre-emptively say "no snuff films" and nothing that might get me into ToS shit with my host...moreso than streaming movies already would.

>>33909831
Dota TI10 true sight

>>33912811
>Dota TI10 true sight
How about Seven Samurai? A Clockwork Orange?

>>33909831
Heaven's Feel

>>33913475
>Heaven's Feel
I'm not against it. Anime is a bit more difficult to make ready the day of, pls undastand. With a movie I can just shove it through the script and forget about it until I wake up.
Also need to find a poal alternative.

>>33909831
Zulu, Gallipoli, maybe Dr Strangelove

>>33913469
What is wrong with Dota true sight?

>>33913475
I'd watch that

>>33802958
Akiposter?

>>33916633
Not me but based, fanfics are nice. There is another Aki poster who seems to be a # regular, I personally don't understand why anyone would shitpost with images of their oshi but to each their own, I guess

>>33913475
Just watch with Pekora https://youtu.be/u9sD2z09ATQ

Aki

>>33919404
oh damn fate/zero. nice

>>33916633
>eunuch
>cuck
What the fuck

Hey all trial dev here,
Couple changes in overnight from Honk and myself, as some have noticed.
-Bubbles in the autotrader now include step quantity.
-No males setting is false by default and should save more consistently, also males in this filter should be more reliable now.
-The Auction info button is now clickable on more than 1 pixel.
-I got a reload trades button in that I think works, but let me know if you see any issues, thanks to honk for adding a timeout option to this of a couple seconds.
-Bug fix around slightly improving the accurate price of funds in a negative networth.
-All dividends of funds in a negative networth now goes into their balance.
We will probably add more of the previously mentioned negative fund networth fixes and penalties after some considerations in the upcoming week.
Also we had the IPO this week, to confirm for the betting as far as we are aware it was purely a Susan bug because we didn't have the IPO code in yet when everything went green.
Lastly, emails are back up.
-trial dev

>>33921388
trialdev love
>The Auction info button is now clickable on more than 1 pixel.
It was a very small bug, thanks for fixing it

>>33921388
>All dividends of funds in a negative networth now goes into their balance.
a reminder that you guys need to think fast, i dont think this is enough to bail out Lazy with the 10% penalty still active because you know.. divs are shit

>>33921388
>-All dividends of funds in a negative networth now goes into their balance.
I am now selling LLC 1000x

>>33921388
but yeah, thanks for the updates + fixes. feels good that you guys still cares. luv u

>Fracture is a 2007 psychological legal crime thriller film starring Anthony Hopkins and Ryan Gosling, and directed by Gregory Hoblit. It is the story of a man who shoots his unfaithful wife, and then engages in a battle of wits with a young assistant district attorney.
???

New Top Gun movie was also suggested.

>>33921388
thank you
much love
anal love anytime me love yu long time

>>33921388
I've used the button to call up autotrader orders twice so far, it works just well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwqAjEUi5kk

It is starting bros

ohhhh i need to shit

>>33921388
>-I got a reload trades button in that I think works, but let me know if you see any issues, thanks to honk for adding a timeout option to this of a couple seconds.
IT WORKS!

what the fuck pochi

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 29)
>Pochimaru :: $149,449.65
>Ayame :: $12,538.06
>Watame :: $9,136.31

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 48)
>Towa :: -$14,323.80
>Kanata :: -$14,202.77
>Okayu :: -$13,814.20

Overall Average Adjustment is $942.34
Average Upward Adjustment is $7,343.57
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,925.08

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and holy fucking shit hags are too strong for this market.

>>33925089
>>Pochimaru :: $149,449.65

honk can I borrow some pochi coins? I'll return them in a month

catbox hate. ogg hate.

>>33924582
>the entire chat is russia shills and ukraine shills each spammingtheir respective flag

>>33925089
POCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
to be fair, that model is AWOOGAH

>>33926074

>>33926719
ooh feet

Impromptu collab because they got matched in rank

please buy haachama architecture and we promise we will make your oshi thicker too or your money back
buy now and get a credit line you can pay back over 2 years with no interest on the first month

>>33928437

>>33928437
reject modernity embrace tradition
(thanks laplus dev and honk for making a load button though and fixing some backend)

>>33913475
Heaven's feel would be hype as fuck
>>33923620
would also be good

Aki

>>33925089
As always, thank you very much for your morning review! Very appreciate that!

Aki is cute, potato, it's time for your paycheck, put up an auction.
Nenep, check your dms.

>>33935887
Oh, neat!

I may or may not have fallen asleep after asking about the movies.

>>33929554
Fracture it is then. But I am a bit of a retard, so I think we may have to start at 5 PM.
If nobody has seen Seven Samurai and is down to watch a 3.5 hour Kurosawa movie, we can do that afterwards as well.

>>33913475
>>33914251
>>33916032
>>33920852
I'll populate the new list with these to start off. Is there a decent poal alternative or am I going to have to make a Google Form for fucking movies?

Mr. Dev, Please make so the menu outer will be on top of bought/sold coins. Pretty annoying when trying to access something and it blocks the menu.

>>33936917
Anonchama...

>>33936917
Not that I don't disagree with you, I probably should've written that in my reply. Let me just look at the CSS real quick, maybe I can give you a Stylebot fix before the devs ever get around to it if they ever do. There's a lot of...questionable CSS.
>everything is set to z-index 1000
>coin searchbar is 11000
>coin sidebar is 11001
why...

This appears to work:

div.navbar {
z-index: 12000;
}
ul.nav-link-list {
z-index: 12000;
}
div.active-menu-outer {
z-index: 12000;
}

>>33935887
Thanks!

>>33939971
>[Deleted]

>>33936256
>>33940386
Done and done!

>>33937460
With respect, Trade notifications saved me multiple times from selling stuff I shouldn't or make me aware that auto trader broke.
>>33938231
Thank you very much! Works like a charm!

Plans, please check your dms

>>33940482
What got deleted?

>>33941372
Glad it worked.

>>33940915
Thanks a bunch!

I wanna do a Lobotomy Corporation run with nasfaq players as the employees. Anyone wants to be sacrificed for science become part of the company?

>>33936846
Was the Matrix ever watched yet?

>>33944118
I do. For science.
>>33944144
It was, and it was amazing. Can't remember if Matrix 2 and 3 were watched, I might have memory holed them.
>>33925274
honkler, where is my margin trading...

>>33944118
Seems fun

>>33944144
>>33944281
We did 1 -> Animatrix -> 2-4, yes. Reruns are technically never out of the question if enough people want to see something.

>>33944118
I would like to join your research program of my conscious will without being forced to do so by any third party.

>>33944281

>>33944281

>>33944766
This is priestess, right?

>>33944118
sacifice me to the magical girl

>>33945018
Tako Inastments

>>33944992
oh god this is hot

>>33945185

>>33945266
Sorry for my mistakes and thanks.
>>33944118
Since I'm dumb, please tell me, who you are. or post wallet

>>33944118
I'm not sure what this is but I volunteer as tribute for fucking up - movie day will be yet a bit later. Like 5:30...

TONIGHT:
Fracture (2007) starring Mr. Gosler

>>33945324
There is quite a bit of those mistakes, I am not so sure if we can forgive them all.

That was way too quick...

Movie doko?

>>33945964
rip

>>33945185
>>33945458
Please tell me your names

>>33946377
>high tax haaton trader
6letters.
>marineposting movie night host
Tampa.

Heimin, use your brain a little bit please, I swear to god...

>>33946118
Get in here.
>>33946377
Was bout to answer you but someone beat me to it.

>>33946490
I'm not good at this kind of thing, okay? In fact, my guesses were correct this time, but I wanted to be safe, than sorry

not enough towa posts how sad

>>33946580
if youre overwhelmed you can sit on my lap anytime, youve already been a footstool

>>33944118
If you run out of people throw me in coach

>>33944118
feed me to the science

>>33946952
REAPER REAPER?
>>33946978
Ninjin?

>>33944118
throw me in

>>33947325
Ya thats about right

>>33944118
pwease add me onegaishimasu
I gib to u very very kawaii Kanata-sempai~

>>33948158
cringe and you know it, speak like normal retard

>>33947412
Spaghet, right?

>>33948346
one and only

>>33948263
nyo!~ i feel very cute and happi when i speek like dis nya~

>>33948458
you said it yourself you find it cringe, stop it. Or don't I like poking fun at you, desu nya~

>>33944118
Consider me interested

I was away for few weeks but the amount of femboys in nasfaq didn't change at all. What a disappointment.

>>33949112
they are perfecting their craft, be proud

>>33948676
iss ok. sosiety is wuts wong, not ush!

I definitely do not feel super embarrassed at all when I type this, and I definitely don't have to fill out the captcha multiple times to muster up the courage to actually click the post button or anything!

What a beautiful shade of orange to wake up.

>>33949366

>>33949729
It's fine, how about you just say you want to be called cute and want some attention? Someone will probably do that maybe even me who knows, no need to act like that if you don't wanna

>>33950455
Dev Summoning Ritual?

maybe its time i give this thread a chance.

>>33950455
>>33950185
>>33949729

>>33950585
Go to bed Risu,

>>33950730
but i want money

>>33950804
There is no money to be found here. Only pain.

>>33950890
Come with me I will show you where to found money.

>>33949729
>>33948158
wheres the breed poster when you need him
such submissive and fertile boiwombs

>>33952708
I only breed saplings

>>33952883
Oh my god. It's him, the cum-beast.

>>33953170
i guess i made it a bit obvious

>>33952883
good news for me, should I call you mommy or daddy?

fucking hell.
hot

>>33953250
>>33952883
>>33950890
>>33950585
Ayunda Risu I know it's you behind these posts. Expose yourself already, we will tell no one I swear.

>>33953322
>holy fuck an actual sapling
call me onii chan if anything. but daddy works too.

>>33949112
>>33949961
>>33951040
>>33953600
TAKKOOOOOOOO YOU'RE BAAAAACK!!!!

>>33953600
YES I ADMIT THAT IT IS ME AYUNDA RISU! I SECRETLY LOVE TO CUM TO SAPLINGS AND WILL HAVE SEX WITH FAUNA IF I EVER GET THE CHANCE!

TAKO RUN

>>33953722
Oh shit he discovered

>>33953643
sorry I'm not into weird sibling play, you will have to find another sapling

>>33953773
( 0 _ 0;)
I KNEW IT

>>33953773
risu please.....post the video afterwards ok?

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 65,773,170, a change of 1.05% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 854,197.0. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 313 days.
>Miyabi currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 4 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 48):
>Izuru :: +15%
>Kanata :: +10.9%
>Astel :: +10.6%
>Moona :: +9.1%
>Syrios :: +8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 29):
>Miyabi :: -21.1%
>Rikka :: -16.2%
>Rurudo :: -10%
>Aruran :: -7.4%
>Ayame :: -5.7%

1 coin (Kiara) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $311,877.18 liquid to start with. This is a change of 5.36% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $2,178,703,387,606.23, a change of 0.25% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $33,124.50. There are 18 coins with a value above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.
>Izuru currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 6 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 45):
>Pochimaru :: +184.3%
>Ayame :: +29.1%
>Watame :: +26.9%
>Rikka :: +20.7%
>Nene :: +16.6%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 32):
>Okayu :: -34.7%
>Kronii :: -34%
>Kanata :: -31.1%
>Towa :: -29%
>IRyS :: -18.5%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $195,049,583,227, a difference of 2.31% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $9,476,226,062.08, a change of 3.30% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 13):
>Zeta :: +128%
>Kiara :: +18.1%
>Marine :: +3.1%
>Towa :: +2.1%
>Amelia :: +1.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>10 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>3 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>56 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Pochimaru :: $746.53 Down :: -$7,465.35 from adj.
>Kanata :: $516.51 Up :: $5,165.06 from adj.
>Okayu :: $509.38 Up :: $5,093.84 from adj.
>Sora :: $378.42 Up :: $3,784.24 from adj.
>Ayame :: $372.43 Down :: -$3,724.34 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Ui :: $2.64 Up :: $26.40 from adj.
>Civia :: $3.13 Up :: $31.31 from adj.
>Laplus :: $3.45 Down :: -$34.54 from adj.
>Nabi :: $3.65 Up :: $36.52 from adj.
>Coco :: $3.94 Down :: -$39.40 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $36.75 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $100.54 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$81.37 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>33953964
>wants to call him daddy but brother is weird
what mental gymnastics is this
take your brothers seed properly

>>33954580
A clerical error caused the current streaks of high/low values and volumes to be rendered incorrectly.

The following is the correct version:
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 314 days.
>Miyabi currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 5 days.
>Calliope currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 day.
>Izuru currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 day.

Also somebody please make Mori spike like Pochi so that everyone liquidates.

>>33954580
Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 13):
>Zeta :: +128%

All me.

As always, thank you very much for your Numbers review! Get well soon!!!

>>33954629
yeah wtf is this logic?

Please stop being so flamingly homosexual

>>33955702
nigger im bisexual. assholes are holes at the end of the day and so are mouths.

>>33954629
I prefer mommy actually
why do you think I'm a sapling? I have mommy issues and crave the attention of an authoritative woman who will coddle and take care of me

In a case I would go missing again, please be aware that |̶̵̵̴̴̴̴̸̵̶̷̸̵̶̵̶̴̸̶̸̸̵̴̸̴̸̵̶̵̵̶̷̶̴̶̷̷̸̴̵̵̶̷̴̶̵̶̸̸̵̸̷̶̶̷̶̵̷̶̵̵̼̃p̵̴̴̵̶̸̵̶̷̴̸̴̶̸̷̵̷̴̴̸̴̷̵̶̵̸̸̵̴̵̵̸̶̶̴̷̸̸̸̴̴̸̴̸̵̶̶̷̶̵̵̶̸̷̶̴̵̷̵̷̸̟̎ŕ̶̵̴̶̸̷̵̴̴̴̴̶̷̵̵̶̷̴̷̴̸̵̶̴̸̸̸̸̵̸̶̷̶̵̷̷̵̵̸̷̵̸̷̸̸̷̸̷̸̸̷̵̴̵̴̷̷̵̸̵̴̟i̸̸̵̴̷̷̸̶̴̸̵̸̷̷̵̸̷̷̶̴̵̷̶̶̶̶̴̶̶̵̵̷̷̸̸̸̶̷̵̷̷̷̷̷̶̴̶̴̴̸̸̴̷̶̷̸̴̵̸̶̴͓̒è̸̶̴̶̵̸̸̴̵̴̷̸̷̶̴̵̸̵̶̵̸̵̷̷̶̶̵̷̵̶̸̸̶̸̶̶̶̷̴̵̷̴̷̴̴̶̵̴̴̵̴̵̶̶̷̸̴̴̷̴̵̩s̴̴̴̶̸̵̸̸̷̶̶̶̸̷̷̸̸̸̵̶̵̵̵̶̸̷̵̵̴̸̴̸̶̶̶̶̸̴̵̸̸̶̶̴̶̷̶̷̶̸̷̸̷̸̵̵̴̸̴̴̸͇͊t̶̵̷̴̴̵̵̴̵̷̷̴̵̴̶̶̷̶̶̶̷̵̶̵̶̵̶̵̷̴̴̸̸̸̵̶̷̷̶̴̵̶̵̶̸̸̴̴̸̵̴̸̵̵̸̴̷̴̶̸̵̟͝e̵̸̴̵̷̴̷̷̷̵̶̶̴̷̴̵̸̶̸̶̷̴̵̷̶̴̷̴̴̵̶̶̵̴̴̴̴̵̶̷̴̵̴̸̸̷̸̵̸̴̷̸̸̶̷̸̷̸̵̶̵̕s̴̶̷̴̸̵̶̵̶̷̴̸̸̵̷̷̸̸̵̵̸̴̵̶̵̶̴̵̵̷̸̵̴̷̷̶̷̵̷̶̸̷̶̵̴̵̸̸̵̶̴̶̸̶̶̶̷̶̷̶̴͍̀s̴̵̶̶̸̵̶̸̶̴̶̷̷̵̵̷̴̷̷̸̸̸̷̴̸̴̷̸̶̴̷̷̸̵̸̸̷̴̶̶̸̶̵̴̵̶̵̵̸̶̴̵̶̸̷̵̸̴̸̸̸͚̄ is behind all of this.

>>33947325
yessir

>>33955702
TFW I instinctively thought "nasfaq is healing" when all these MFers started acting thirsty for each other.

so what is next for the glorious republic of nasfaq might i suggest a large orgy in minecraft

>>33961190
sorry already in an orgy with ur moms

>>33957192
>please be aware that |priestess is behind all of this.

>>33962400
if he isnt then ill be the ringleader
therell be the pitter patter of new little pigges 9 months later

towa

>>33961190

>>33960142
homosexuality is truly nasfaq greatest strength

Aki

Please tell me if I got this wrong, but the data for today's adjustment was collected about an hour ago, right?

>>33978896
Possibly. Susan coughs up the data when she feels like it.

>>33979540
I see... That explains why the EN adjustments are so inconsistent. Thanks!

>>33980065
West coast EN are easy mode for adjustments, since their streams don't usually count the morning after, but a day after that.

>>33960142
NASFAQ is healing (slowly [like a diabetic wound])

Aki

>>33981532
oooooh infestation

Aki

>We want to improve the communication with you all. So, we’ll pledge to do fortnightly (every two weeks) Dev updates to let you know how the work on the game is progressing.
>9/11
>no blog post
you lied to me honk...

>>33985549
dont do this to me honk

>>33985549
ohnononono honkbros we got too cocky

>>33985549
>>33921388 trial dev love

>>33985905
not the same

>>33986444
waiting for the final form. no plans

casual gacha is nice. rate ups when?

>>33989039
This anon has a funny idea
Rate ups would probably guarantee getting any hat you want with just 1 million, whether that's a good thing or not remains to be seen

>>33989316
To be fair, we have too much fodder and hats with the current rate. I still cant complete the latest collection of hats

>>33989886
I can put up an auction if you want a specific hat

We should get gacha with only new hats but every single pull costs 100m with a 1% chance to get a hat.

>>33989915
thanks for the offer, i got the money for it so dont worry about it. i just noticed that maybe we will need some rate ups in the future especially if we add more stuff in it. like swimsuits please honk

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 24)
>Marine :: $27,294.37
>Subaru :: $21,561.58
>AZKi :: $12,147.08

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 53)
>Pochimaru :: -$27,483.48
>Polka :: -$17,984.96
>Watame :: -$13,168.57

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,132.18
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,492.34
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,131.97

Why is the market crabbing I thought we're headed for a crash?

>>33990209
we HOPED for a crash, looks like this is the new normal

>>33990232
when burn?

>>33990232
>my oshi's price doubled
Uh oh

NO. TOMORROW FOR SURE. the crash please

>>33990232
>>33990209
Crash is likely tomorrow, since that's when last week's greens will start rotating out of the weekly stats.

for the mutual fund guys, is mpp a good metric to use? especially if i plan to zero out as much as possible?

>>33990204
As always, thank you very much for your Morning Review!

>>33990586
>>33990701

>>33990875
MPP is quite alright to use for fund trades as the taxes paid are always the same (unless you're stupid/crazy enough to use x50+)

>>33991178
another question, just to make sure cuz im a mathlet, a 22% = 1.22x right?

>>33990875
if you stick to 50x so you know your real mark up is always mpp+21%, yes

>>33991735
thanks

>>33991735
So at 50x I really only get profits with a 20% increase? That means if I'm running a small private fund I should stick to lower multis?

>>33990875
its ok to use, you can even sell under mpp in situations where you think the coin is likely to crash or if you are moving the money to a coin you think will rise greatly the next day.

>>33991854
You can't even trade in a private fund, you can buy a few coins but you have to go public to sell them
Disregarding that, the tax is the same from 1 coin to 50x coins, so no you should always trade at x50. Many coins often swing way past the break even margin, you should be aiming for more like +40% or better imo, there are usually 1 or 2 super good deals a day, so just stick to those if you are a small fund, rather than trying to hit every possible increase.

>>33991994
That's good to know for when I finally pull the trigger and create the fund, thanks.

>>33991710
yes

oh god help me, my autism is telling me to buy sub bots to boost a holostar to the moon.

>>33921388
>everyone is pretending like ocean goblin didn't sell every single share he owned after the spike
I don't mind giving him a one time out but honestly he did it himself, if anything he wasn't aware of the daily 10% tax on negative balances until he had already blown up his fund.
Most of the fund suggestions I have seen since this occurrence are really bad so I hope you aren't referring to those. Make sure you consider that the fund owner does to some degree need to be held responsible, and the shareholders should be the ones that profit off of a fund owner sending their fund negative, not some nameless broker.

New to nasfaq... Why didn't suisei tank harder after the announcing the break? Shouldn't she be at least at a YTD low?

>>33993997
>Why didn't suisei tank harder after the announcing the break?
Contradictory as it may seems, coins on hiatus don't depreciate, in fact they generally rise slowly over time because their daily and weekly views remain consistent, so instead of being affected by normal adjustment math they stay mostly the same but steadily rise due to players buying them.
They also tend to spike super hard when the eventually return stream happens.
Also Suisei in particular is always gaining music views, keeping her from crashing even after vod views drop off.

>>33993997
In my grug brain, nasfaq math tend to look like this.
big number (view) yesterday --> low number today = crash.
low number yesterday --> big number today = moon
same (or small diff) number yesterday --> today = crab
option 3 is usually what happens to a hiatus coin. they are too consistent, nasfaq like erratic view movements. so if a coin is consistently a 2view/hologra tier, then the price will never change

>>33999999
>>34000000

>>34000000
eh

>>34000000
scripted gets suck, fuck yourself

>>34000000
nice get

>>34000000
Created by his own hand, the self-declared.

>>34000213
oh nyo

>>34000000

Time to show the world how gay it is in here

>>34002021
Oh no you don't.
>>34000000
Beebs, it's me, you're chat. If you don't slam a fucking chant in 20 minutes I'm hanging myself.

>>34002021
are you going to show us? I see no gay here

>>34002021
Shipschizo is back? Please tell israel

I will purify every single gay poster that I will find in this thread. No mercy. And especially no Russians.

what does any of that have to do with towa

where bread