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HoloFantasy - Chapter 7, Pt. 5 ~ Knight in Blackest Armor: tags:Coco, Marine, Polka, Fubuki, Ina, Fantasy Adventure, SFW/NSFW inside:>>33791151

Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

Trashy smufic about using a mind control app to have sex with your Oshi.:>>33779231

A fanfiction depicting Sora as the reincarnated human form of the Goddess that created the world of Hololive.:>>33826200

>>33838364
That reminds me, how was the anal scene in the last chapter of Present Day, Present Time? I forgot to ask that when I published the story.

>>33838836
What are those wings attached to her head? Why do they move like that when she speaks?

Do they make her aroused when they're touched?

>>33840239
Lui's head is actually her complete body, she's like a head crab with wings. She's not the only one like that.

Yes

>>33840716
Lui and a couple of indies?

>>33840716
What happens if the wings get clipped off?

>>33840716
god Imagine how wet she gets when you preen her head wings

>>33840916
Considering how pointelessly cruel and barbaric ahoge removal is, I don't want to know.

>>33840993
>Lui always insists on cutting and brushing her hair herself because she has a 'sensitive scalp'
>It's actually because if you scratch the base of her wings she'd cum her brains out

>>33841233
For some reason that image makes me think of getting punched by Lui's headwings on reflex because you surprised her.

>>33841233
Lui secretly manipulating you into sexually pleasing you without you being aware of it is one of the hottest things ever

>>33841405
Lui secretly manipulating you into sexually pleasing her, not you. Stupid fucking keyboard I swear.

>>33841405
>>33841434
We don't have much in the way of 'confident hags teasing their young boytoys' fics, do we?

>>33841561
Unfortunately no, plus there's only two lui fics which is a shame.

>>33841597
I like her a lot personally so I might write one for her sometime. Maybe one where she's designated as the one who provides "stress relief" for the rest of the office. (not HoloOffice, some random other office)

>>33838179
I'm really surprised there hasn't been a smut fic involving one or more girls and YAGOO yet.

>>33841714
I like Lui too

>>33841788
I still consider it a fucking sin that atahuta's holox doujin used fucking Iroha and not her

>>33841862
It's a shame but at the same time I'm happy that Iroha got some attention.

>>33841862
>>33842087
The Shame of Japan...

Ahhhhh! All I want is to write a Miko sex comedy but I'm stuck on a stupid sfw WIP... surely having two WIPs couldn't hurt, right? Right???

>>33842239
Follow your heart anon.
It surely won't mislead you into wip hell.

>>33842239
>he only has two WiPs going on

>>33842239
You’re going down a dangerous road, anon.

>>33841434
Lui secretly manipulating into sexually pleasing her keyboard, while she gets off to the molestation of key switches.
"Guess we're going to need to call them something other than Cherry, right anon?" She giggles as your final rope settles across the board, the keys now completely smothered.
KEK

>>33838136
Very small literal shitpost because of what happened a few threads ago

A Detective for Every Shart
Tags: Amelia, Gura, Sharting obviously

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSPjqqrx9YC9b3fmc4M08XMbK0I1EjcPOgOUDyGHEY0GMaAfBZ1Yta__4pFhwDL_-11WXgQXh_wOz8c/pub

>>33843512
Not enough sharting.

>>33843512
That was really hot anon. I will soon masturbate to this.

>>33843512
imagine fucking up so hard that your typo births a story

>>33843512
This fic was built around one joke and it's a joke it does well.
Congrats to that anon's typo for getting immortalized as a fic.

*sip* *lip smack* How do you do, fellow writers?

>>33838136
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTXZON0Q_3QT0gjN6iXp481vWZaFG1CwYgi6p7uurVGvYC__jlzKkqc1G67f6x3URiqDyJ4vGPllqqG/pub

The Well of Dreams
tags: Shiranui Flare, multiple chuubas, surreal, adventure, horror

I thought about what that guy said about just publishing this instead of deleting it and I was like... you know what fuck it, I will. I retooled it to be it's own story. Do tell me what you think. This one is gonna get weird.

>>33838179
Choco-Sensei providing "healing massages and exercise" to the students of Demon Academy.

>>33846435
ahh so that's why you weren't going to publish it. i'm gonna be hobest, i didn't like this one. i guess i'm just not one for surrealism. and you said this was originally a chapter of first train and kafka? because i don't see that at all. i guess that's why you decided to make it it's own thing.

>>33846890
I didn't get too far in it when it was going to be a FTK chapter. I reworked almost all of it to be something of its own.

Sorry to hear you didn't like it, but at least I went for it.

>>33846435
I think publishing it was the right thing to do, although I can definitely see why you didn't feel like it made the cut. Surrealism is a really difficult concept to wrangle, because too far gone and your readership either gets bored or doesn't understand. This one's more of the former category.

Still, to reiterate, I think publishing it was a good idea. Worse than a bad story by far would be simply deleting it.
Still think you should add a little disclaimer noting it's a reject-fic and not a genuine offering, though.

>>33847063
>Surrealism is a really difficult concept to wrangle,

It is. It's a difficult balance of not making it too crazy and weird but not making it boring or putting in crazy bullshit for shock value. It's something I want to practice.

I may actually make this a genuine offering. One of those stories that'll be a "keep throwing shit at the wall to find what sticks" sorta thing. But maybe not. I'll see.

>>33846435
I have to ask what the intent of the surrealism was prior to this getting reworked from being a part of FTK anthology?
Because it's interesting in the descriptions that come out of it but it's lacking a 'core' to really connect it all together even if by a string of moon logic.

>>33847439
What I was intending originally was a abstract tackling of inner demons. For instance, what this would have been was Flare, after discovering her heart wasn't beating, defeating something that represents trauma in some way and regaining her life.

The problem being is it wasn't really suited to a short story if I wanted to really sink my teeth into it. I think I'll keep FTK more grounded instead.

>>33847654
>I think I'll keep FTK more grounded instead.
i think you gave that up somewhat when you introduced kanata in mel's story.

Word count check.
God Moona is hot.

>>33848372
Moona had her time to shine, this time Iofi had the spotlight

>>33848454
Look at that dumper

>>33848689
Only thing that'd make that picture is a loaded rack... of white bread.

>>33848717
I agree, that'd make that picture the most picture

>>33848717
Wonder bread?

>>33848757
That'd make that picture BETTER***** god damn it

>>33848717
Fuck off. Your home site of Funnyjunk doesn't want you, twitter barely tolerates you and only morons who don't know you will work with you, tumbler vilifies you, plebbit doesn't even bring you up in fear of summoning you, not even fucking shadman who drew porn of his own mother and keemstars daughter wants anything to do with you. Your obsessive compulsion with this 'fetish' -which barely qualifies as a fetish- is just pure fucking retardation beyond even autism. You're not wanted even here. If you must insist on posting on 4chan then go to /b/ where you'll be lost in a sea of shit where you belong.

>>33848454
Stupid little alien, seducing human men with her sexy, little body.

>>33848984
where are an alien's erogenous zones?

What's with all the poser love for ID lately? Several Risu posts, Moona appreciation and Iofi dumpy truck but there's been nothing as far as fics go

>>33848969
Problem?

>>33849034
Man I just don't get it

>>33848969
Who would ever deny working for him? He pays great, and buying wonder bread is leagues better than some furry shit

>>33849030
No such thing as a sexy indog, that's like wanting to fuck a camel

>>33849054
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/murrlogic1s-wonder-bread-fetish-deviantart-commissions

>>33849131
ID1 is actually pretty cute, all of them are at least a 7/10

>>33849087
Dignity and self-respect

>>33849169
No such thing when money is involved

>>33849030
For as hot as I find Iofi (and to a lesser extent, Moona), it's hardly enough motivation to write a fic. I've only written a few short stories here anyway, and they're always bad.
Please give me a prompt for a short story with Iofi.

>>33849188
Maslow's hierarchy of needs

>>33849219
Doing nude modelling for her.

>>33849219
Pagi tenga is a pretty simple low hanging fruit story for Iofi. Alternatively, abduction UFO story where she does gloved handjob for research and then beams you back down

Iofi and Moona naked at the beach

>>33849240
Money ranks higher than dignity in that chart, what's your point?

>>33849297
I'm saying once someone has enough money that they're satisfied with their lifestyle they look towards other things
Self esteem is one of them
Won't get that by drawing white girls talking about slavery while buying white bread

>>33849366
You're ignoring that they can get satisfaction with their lifestyle through the money they get from commissions rather than a job, which would still rank it higher than dignity

>>33849422
The concept of "having enough money" is clearly an alien thought to you

>>33849467
In today's economy, it is. What is enough money? There never will be "enough money" unless you're a millionaire. Housing, cars, travel, hobbies, expensive food, healthcare, none of these can be assured with just a couple grand in your bank.

>>33849030
Yet.

>>33849467
The only people who say money isn't everything are people who grew up with money.

>>33849522
>>t. someone who has never had a stable job

>>33849553
And those that think money is everything are those that grew up poor

>>33849611
Yeah, that's how it works

>>33849635
Doesn't take much money to fit into a routine you're satisfied with. I've got enough for rent, gas, video games and going out with friends, and a safety net in case anything goes wrong; I'm happy in life

>>33849730
That's a minimalistic lifestyle, and most people won't be satisfied with just surviving. They'll want to live. For someone who dreams of knowing the world, having not left even my own state for most of my life, always worrying about what I'll have to cut back when I buy something I want, money means everything to me. I could go on and on about how terrible of a lifestyle it is living always worrying about prices, getting the cheapest brands and not being able to splurge on good conscience because if you do, you'll get fucked later; but your privileged ass will never understand it. The fact that you can even say that money isn't important shows how privileged you are.

This is a 'poor class hates the middle class, thinking they're the upper class' thing, isn't it?

>>33850243
Seems like it.

>>33850243
No, it's case of privilege punching down by undermining the value of currency because they don't really know what it's like to lack it.

>>33850315
Oh get off your soap box, peasant.

>>33850315
Have you tried getting a job...?

>>33850315
>>33849995
Can definitely see you're not the type to be worried about dignity and self-respect, lmao

>>33850315

>>33850409
No shit. You can only afford to care about dignity because, well, you literally can afford to do so.

>>33850452
Fucking exactly what I was thinking of when I posted >>33850355. His blunt delivery is PERFECT.

>>33850499
You're being made fun of because you're out of touch with reality. Everyone can afford some level of dignity and self respect, you just choose not to because you'd rather wallow in self-pity

>>33850598
Says the one who earns 7 times as much in a starting position simply for having been born in a better country. Monthly wage here is 200$, 400$ is what you'd call making it.

Show's over, people. Thread's been derailed quite enough for one evening, and you poke the retard any more he might just spam the thread.

>>33850745
Yeah the masked slipped and he's just mad he's a third worlder

Hey, look.

>>33850735
Oh, pekofag. Why is it always you at the center of every argument?

Maybe if you sat down and finished your commissions instead of whining about privilege here you'd actually have some money.

You know, just the fact you can freely sit on /wg/ and use time that could be spent working to shitpost - that's a real privilege

>>33850971
>ywn pronebone Pekora until she's unconscious before stealing Jill-kun and disappearing forever

>>33850990
You don't know anything about my life, nor will you ever. You don't know the stuff that I've been through growing up due to lack of money, and how truly fortunate I am to be able to do as I do now. You will never change your mind because you don't know what it's like, you can't even fathom it.

>>33851151
Might I add don't even bother replying, I am done entertaining ignorance

>>33851151
And I don't care either. Not letting you sidestep that last post, you clearly can't have it that bad because you're using work time for shitposting

>>33851062
>unlimited bunny cunny? nah fuck that, I want MONKE
can't decide if based or not

>>33851062
He's literally dead

>>33851062
I wonder how that bushbaby is doing.

>>33851062
Based Rescue Ranger.

>>33851426
I thought it was an odd creature and didn't like them but I've been watching this youtube channel of a different Japanese girl who has one to learn about them and they're strangely charming to me now

>>33851464
>>33851495
Pekora tends to overshare about her pets, so if it died we'd know

>>33851596
Exotic animals don't belong in captivity, especially primates. It's really REALLY hard to have a proper healthy growing environment for one, and Pekora certainly doesn't. It's animal torture, but what do I care. At least they aren't endangered and have a completely stable population. Still, Pekora deserves to be kept in a cage with a lion and raped for what she is doing to that thing.

>>33851757
>>33851757
>Still, Pekora deserves to be kept in a cage with a lion and raped for what she is doing to that thing.

>>33851938
> animal abuse good
> human abuse edgy
Pick one

>>33852011
>animal abuse

>>33851757
I think it's much funnier for it to be cared for by a hapless Japanese woman than it being hunted by spear wielding chimps and having it's head cracked open on a rock, not that it affects literally anyone other than her and her mom either way

>>33852079
This concept can be applied to basically anything that lives in under ideal living conditions due to captivity.

> I think it's much better for cows to live in their little cubicle all their life being impregnated over and over again for milk rather than being killed by a wolf in nature after having lived an actual life
How would you like to live in a little cubicle with plenty of food and water for all your life? Sure, you probably won't get run over by a car in there, but that's not living.

>>33852217
Because the cows, like you, are the losers in life. Get back to my making my shoes

>>33852305
?

>>33852217
I said it was funnier, not anything about morality. Also she's not fucking industrially farming it, so the real question would be if I'd rather live as Pekora's pet then live my own life it meant I was safer...which I'd have to think on.

>post some ass to try and steer things away from arguing
>within minutes people are arguing about something else entirely
I give up.

>>33852602
Wow it's almost like if you want to control a conversation you're going to have to invest a little more than 2 seconds of effort in posting a single picture

>>33852447
You're thinking about that scenario through the eyes or carnal pleasure. To make the scenario more fitting, imagine you had your balls chopped off so you had no desire whatsoever to fuck Pekora. Now you can implant yourself into the mind of the monkey. The scenario would be:

Living inside a warehouse, there's a bed, a toilet, food and water. Occasionally, you get to enjoy a nice steak, and sometimes your caretaker, who is actually a big gorilla (species difference) will get you something to play with, like a puzzle or a ball to kick around, but otherwise you're not leaving that warehouse ever. You'll live 80 years in that warehouse. That sound good to you?

>>33852729
If I had the cognitive ability of a cow then yeah it probably would sound pretty good

But we're humans - well, I'm human, at least, so boredom's actually a major concern for me

>>33852729
I think it sounds like you'll just modify the scenario until I agree with you, so I'm not gonna talk to you anymore

>>33852863
Apparently not only humans get bored. I figured it was a human only behavior but it's not. As for what my research says, since a bushbaby is a mammal, it does get bored, so honestly it wouldn't be too different, albeit it on a lesser scale.

>>33851062
This sounds like a bait and switch fic, where it looks like it's building up to fluffy peklra shenanigans... Then it cuts to Pekora's pov with her waking up and Jill-kun gone.

>>33853062
>albeit it on a lesser scale.
A significantly lesser scale you ignoramus

>>33852704
it did get anons talking
not about what he was probably hoping they would, but still

>>33853062
>As for what my research says
Sounds like you're just poking around google and reading articles written by environmental lobbyists.

>>33853187
I mean, sure, a dog getting bored isn't as bad, but have you seen how desperate those things get when they finally get some stimuli that breaks their boredom?

>>33853241
Yes, that's how research is done.

>>33853245
Dunno, do tell us how it feels for you

>>33853289
Pekofag, just go to sleep.

>>33853293
You never had a dog? That's sad

>>33853334
I sleep from 9PM to 5AM, this the new schedule and you better get used to it.

>>33853337
You're basically the thread's pet dog

>>33853372
How rude. I'm at the very least the pet bunny.

>>33853414
Gross. I'm not bantering with you, you fucking freak

>>33853289
>he actually, unironically believes this
Just when I think my opinion of you can't get any lower, you find a way...

>>33853483
Heh.

>>33853566
Tell us how you go to your local library to do what a quick google search does, or perhaps you're referring on buying some bush babies yourself and observing their behavior through rigorous study? That'd be amazing. Do entertain me, please.

>>33853648
No. Talking with you wearies me. You're still mentally a kid.

Hey I can't really pour through hours of Aqua playing Apex but I still need to know how she plays in order to write an action scene involving her in a fight. (Yes I know Vidya skills don't correlate like that but it's the closest thing to a canonical source)
Can anyone give a general overview over how she plays APEX? Specifically how aggressive she is when in the shooting bits not the looting bits. Current idea is basically hyper-aggressive mad dog like in that one animation.

>>33853916
We are living in the age of information, old man. Get with the times. Everything you wish to know is only a click or two away.

>>33854031
>hyper-aggressive mad dog
That's exactly how she plays. You got it in one. Not madly rushing in, but she doesn't have a neutral gear.

>Another zooming thread
There’s no hope.

>>33854494
Serious question, do you even know how to drive?

>>33854592
As if I could afford a car.

>>33854579
True. You should go, anon. Save yourself. Don't worry about the rest of us, we'll stay back and buy you time to escape.

>>33854682
So that's a no. You are still a child

>>33854778
Cartism is truly one of the greatest signs of a man child. Alcohol, cars and ladies, as well as sports. Obsession over any of these equals to mental immaturity

>>33854525
Oh thanks, this lines up rather nicely with how I've outlined the fight.
Welp back to writing Aqua in a Mech action.

Cars... Holoturismo...

>>33855637
A very sane author with a healthy hobby

This thread is very mentally ill and has little to do with vtubers. 24 ips(not including mine) with 146 posts about cars and nothing even to do with writing. Then there's some spic upset Pekora's pet lives a better life than he does.

>>33838179
Image prompt: A fic about how Matsuri ended up like this.

>>33857411
It's two shitposters 'arguing' with each other, they both achieved exactly what they set out to do by derailing the thread. There probably isn't any salvaging it unless some good discussion is sparked, better to wait for the next thread.

>>33857411
That tends to happen whenever people keep posting at night.

>>33848454
Just wanted to remind people about Lofi's preferences with a tweet I found researching pikamee for the fluff cunny story

>>33862499
fuck you

>>33862556
No, fuck you sir.

>>33862499
There's nothing wrong with being attracted to someone in puberty but toddlercon is pretty degenerate

>>33862685
There is everything wrong with it

>>33862499
>"which is no good"
>likes Wada Wau
Pika unfortunately I am going to have to call "cap"

>>33852011
Pekora isn't human.

>>33862904
Just don't act on it and its fine

>>33862499
I always wonder how I'd explain it to someone if they caught me jerking off to loli or saying that I watch people who say things like that and find it normal.

>>33863845
"It's not real so who cares?"

>>33838179
Sluttification of Petra Gurin

>>33863915
I mean being attracted to children is bad, real or otherwise

>>33863845
In Gura's case, you could say that the person behind the avatar is over 20 and that this avatar is how she looks in real life proportion-wise.

>>33849163
I've jerked off to Moona dancing.

>>33863997
I had a girlfriend who accepted my cum in food fetish despite being a normie who's biggest fetish was watching porn with masked men, I often wonder how she would've acted if I instead told her I was into loli. She was pretty disgusted at first but eventually started playing into my fetish, I don't know if it would've been the same with loli.

>>33863949
I wish I knew more about her. She's become a prime target for corruption since her new outfit

>>33864178
I don't think anything beyond asking her to call you daddy and a bit of roleplay in that direction would have a high success chance.

>>33864381
Yeah, I think it wouldn't have worked because there's nothing for her to play into if I said my fetish was loli

>>33864442
I always thought lolicons who aren't pedos would be into childish clothes and behaviour still. I guess there's always more variety than one assumes

>>33864542
I wouldn't mind lolicon cosplay roleplay sex but unless you find a 1,45cm tall asian cutie, you're not going to be able to do lolicon roleplay. She was thiqq and very mature, plus she was a normie.

>>33864185
Then watch some clips, it's not that hard, it's not like anyone here even watch streams

>>33864791
You can definitely find streamwatchers here. But NijiEN watchers, that's a harder sell.

>>33864662
The question is, how many people who are into small women have tried wearing high heels to make their partner appear smaller?

>>33864953
I reckon none. Probably boots though, yes.

>>33863085
Wtf is wada wau

>>33864185
>she's become
Just recently? She wasn't always a target? That girl is probably the most naive human being I've ever seen. Extremely responsive to bullying. Can never win at games. Unlucky at everything she does until its comically pituful.
Is not an M yet but is being groomed to be one by everyone. Her chat, her friends, everyone shes ever streamed with except rosemi.

>>33838136
Zentreya pegging, POV
https://ehsex dot blogspot.com/2022/09/a-new-future-pt-2.html

>>33851272
>>33851151
>>33850990
>>33850735
>>33850598
>>33850499
>>33850409
>>33849995
>>33849730
>>33849635
>>33849611
>>33849553
>>33849467
>>33849422
>>33849366
>>33849297
>>33849240
>>33849188
>>33849169
>>33849087
>>33848969
>>33849034

>>33866975
Nobody here watches her, please understand

>>33868409
Why do you insist on using your shitty blog?

>>33838179
A scary lady in metal armor comes to kidnap a poor sapling from his home in the woods, shouting something about taking him away, but gets stopped just in the nick of time by Ceres Fauna, who sends the strange woman away forever, and takes her child back to be comforted and lulled to sleep.


A brave knight learns her beloved son has been kidnapped, and finds him twisted into a bizarre, pitiful plant-like creature that no longer recognizes her, before being utterly defeated and left to perish in the woods by the demented witch who took him away from her.

>>33868663
Me on the right

>>33857411
This thread was also created at night, don't know why it was active to begin with.

I will finish this fucking chapter today I swear.

>>33870753
You won't

Gura is literally Forsen

>>33870753
If you're posting on here, you won't.

>>33871838
Wrong thread?

>>33838136
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQx-CUx2ApJrMNjL92GkFTTxSR7_zgCF5LNzwRMQJpOdqjr1Em5HcWT5DAvuaI5rNy0F8gYKL8FUsfz/pub

First Train and Kafka Stop 13: The Sounds Carved Into Our Hearts

tags: Sora, Aki Rosenthal, Suisei, molestation, anthology, watersports

>>33872856
Man I cant wait for this thread to be over I have no idea how we can salvage this one

>>33873872
Well maybe I spoke too soon

>>33874096
I can probably bang out another chapter as well later. Stop 13 is gonna have a part 2 at some point. I will save /wg/ from itself with graphic molestation fics.

>>33874052
>we can salvage this one
We don't.

>>33873872
I think this is thread's first watersports fic.

>>33875211
Newfag alert

>>33875247
>implying I keep up to date with fetish fics

>>33875791
We literally had a scat fic early in the thread why would you think nobody else would touch peeplay

>>33863949
>Sluttification of Petra Gurin
>Petra Gruin
Who?

>>33876023
What's scat?

>>33876092
Anya's friend.

>>33876338
>Bottom
Who the fuck is Anya?

>>33876553
Petra's Girlfriend.

I wrote more than 5k words today... for my thesis. 0 for the story that I actually enjoy writing. Please just kill me.

>>33876703
I love you Koyoriposter

>>33876253
Google it.

>>33875211
No, there's been Matsuri ones

>>33876703
Tell us what your thesis is on.

>>33877213
He's doing it on bofa

>>33877308
What's ligma?

>>33877400
Steve Jobs.

>>33877213
I'm writing about the eating habits of the rare south-sukondeseian bush squirrel.
It's actually classified and that makes it sound way cooler than it really is.

I saw a possum outside my house, it to was very scary

>>33876253
One of the reasons Fubuki got popular

>>33877981
But possums are friendly. They eat harmful ticks and can't get rabies. Possum chuuba when?

>>33878028
Oh shit they can't get rabies? I was wanting to catch it I guess I don't need to buy an expensive metal cage

>>33877981
That was just a wild miofa.

>>33878067
Their body temperatures are too low for the virus to live. As the only marsupials in NA they gotta be resilient.

>>33878264
Wow, the entirety of the Americas only has a fuck ton of possum species and no other marsupials.

Sad.

>>33878560
They get mogged hard by other mammals. It's sad but that's nature.

>>33878028
My uncle caught one, gutted it and ate it. He invited me over to have a nice possum cookout but I was like no way fag

>>33878816
:(
That possum could've eaten hundreds of ticks carrying lyme disease.

>>33878028
Hololive needs more exotic animal chuubas, but first, monster girls. Seriously, the fuck are they doing? Where is the monster girl gen?

>>33879093
Yeah, but apparently it ate some of his chickens too.

The irony is my uncle already had lyme disease and he suffers quite a bit from it.

>>33879132
I imagine that being conscious of 3D makes them reluctant to do anything particularly interesting with monster girl designs like that.

I wish I could find this Jashin-chan gif where she climbs out of something like she's got legs

>>33879631
Lamias and insects are off, and Dullahans and slimes are too generic, but there's still a lot of options, like uh...

Never mind

>>33878028
Possums are a menace. They’re considered a pest in New Zealand and my aunt who lives there spends her life researching how to fucking kill them. They’re also loud as fuck at night and make it impossible to sleep if you’re nearby.

>>33880269
Blame your ancestors who imported possums for the fur trade.

>>33879816
There's a couple of chuubas who do cool monster girl stuff, but they're usually kind of boring personality wise I've found.

>>33879132
>>33879816
Imagine not being hydrapilled

>>33880954
>An entire gen that's just one hydra
I think that'd be money personally

>>33881378
That just sounds like it's destined for tragedy when one head needs to get cut off for yab reasons.

>>33884463
The thread was at page 11. You couldn’t let it die.

>>33884518
Nope.

>>33884518
Watch as he does nothing to stir discussion, but just necrobump the thread for no reason/

>>33884518
>>33884592

Suck a dick, indog.

bump

Bump

bumP

bump

bumP

Holy shit do you fuckers need me to write another chapter?

>>33886937
I think somebody was just upset that they were a little premature and made a new write thread before this one actually slid off

>>33886937
We're just bumping the thread, anon.

>>33838136
Treasure Toils! (Prologue)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vR1w-0mQ2xa7CHt5XFJbV4lms9yVOeHKtjs-Mvtvn8LZ0v9G0uN-okV13Un6VSZlIH_albiWOHbBTP6/pub
Tags: Marine, Aqua, SFW

>>33886937
It's one retard spamming, just ignore it

>>33886937
The thread is sliding off, the fuck you want us to do about it, if not bump the thread?

>>33887250
First impressions, the beginning monologue kind of felt really fucking OOC for marine, and the sudden shift into second person from third person was really fucking rough; enough that I couldn't really get into it. Which makes this a pretty rough prologue to start a story on.
Honestly, I'd say just pick a perspective and stick with it. The switch really doesn't work here.

>>33887567
>the fuck you want us to do about it, if not bump the thread?
Start an actual discussion and not whatever the fuck this is
>>33884463
>>33885631
>>33885664
>>33885811
>>33885970
>>33886132
>>33886375
Is it really that fucking hard to discuss chuubas on a chuuba board?

>>33887795
nofunallowed.jpeg

>>33887785
Damn, I was hoping that wasn't the case. I wanted to play off the whole 'hag has wisdom' thing, especially since Marine's been around a lot. It was partly meant to be a joke, too, but guess it fell flat.
As for the perspective, I wanted to experiment with it a bit throughout the story, but didn't expect it to be so rough. Might have to rewrite from scratch. When I can, that is.

>>33887250
The perspective switch wasn’t as bad to me as it was the other Anon, but it was a tad jarring. The monologue in the beginning was too long IMO, I didn’t want to bother reading all that when it meant nothing. Other than that, I don’t have much to say. Your prose is fine, and I assume you have something interesting planned because as it stands this is pretty basic and doesn’t have much going on. It’s short so you could probably tack it onto the first chapter, that way something could happen.

>>33889756
>hag has wisdom'
Okay that may have been the intent but it read more like a chuuni speech than wise words of an older woman.

>>33889868
Fair enough, guess I didn't consider if it'd be worth it to the reader.
>>33889881
No no no, it's supposed to be chuuni, just that I'm painting it as though it's Marine's wisdom. That way I can use it as an excuse for comedic relief.

give me some hypnosis ideas onegai

>>33892065
no

>>33892065
Chuuba thinks they're streaming but in actuality the app they're using is hacked to hypnotize them, slowly showing their avatar doing lewder and lewder things. With the chuuba eventually falling to the hacked app.

What ideas are you toying with?
>Whorolive, Hololive but as a brothel service in which (you) go to loose your virginity and end up learning more about the girls
>Nursing a sick chuuba back to health
>Chuuba falling in love with you but taking a backseat to a relationship you'll have with another chuuba.

>>33887795
assmad because you missed your opportunity to participate in the bit. wanna know how i can tell you're not a writer?

>>33892528
Currently I'm writing the Mecha Aqua idea I was talking about earlier in the thread.
In terms of ideas I was playing around with but never got around to writing, the only one I had was this plot bunny based around a 'playthrough' of JRPG traitor cyoa I had where
>(You) are the traitor to a group of chuubas that just 'won' their adventure, they capture you and take turns rape correcting you, with each rape scene coming after a fluffy flashback about why they like/d (You).
Never really got around to writing it since the idea was kind of being strangled by my own autistic desire to worldbuild.

>>33892528
1.7k into a neuromancer-esque fic

>>33892528
A second android as a foil to Roboco

Whether the vacation should be winter or summer themed

Whether Reine should play a larger part in the narrative.

>>33894736
What even is the plot of your mecha Aqua fic?

>>33897558
plot?

>>33897558
It is the dark sci-fi future and hololive is getting into the new industry of Mecha Battles. (You) are Aqua's boyfriend that gets pulled into being her mission control just before her first duel.

This thread sucks so I might as well blogpost in it.

I want to write but my dumbass friend got pressured into smoking weed last night with a friend and triggered a deep existential crisis of faith both in my religious sensibilities, my inner turmoil over whether my parents actually ever loved me and the sad state of humanity.
This h as opens every time I smoke weed, oh boy I sure do love a relaxing panic attack.

>>33899222
>this thread sucks so I might as well make it worse

God I'm so glad I never smoked weed or did other drugs

>>33899222
You sure it wasn't laced with something?

>>33899222
you didn't smoke weed dumbass you smoked my shoelaces

>>33838179
Would like to see a story about >>33898436
An eternal family bloodline with immortal eldritch horror mother-wife Pochi.

Wow that made the mods angry

>>33902509
Dude, fuck off with the drama.

>>33902730
I dont really think talking about a panic attack is dramatic teebeeaitch, especially considering a faggot just bumped this slide thread 6 times in a fucking row to make one guy angry.

>>33901283
Isn't every bloodline eternal? Is this some japanese euphemism for incest that never ends?

>>33903190
>one guy
Still mad lol

What's a story idea someone else has mentioned potentially wanting to write that you'd enjoy reading?

>>33903291
That wasnt me I was sleeping when that was going on hoping I would wake having forgotten the mathematical improbability of civilization and how modern human beings just like us have lived like feral animals for 95% of our history yet our parietal lobe immediately developed cell phones in virtually a blink of an eye after the domestication of dogs and agriculture because we just so happened to evolve the most dextrous hands of any primate on earth which would only be an evolutionary benefit hundreds of thousands of years later to play the piano and type code, but if we had only taken 10% longer to evolve the sun would have expanded into a red giant and most people brush this off with a "yeah so shit happens we got lucky."

>>33903735
Matsuri rapes her younger cousin.

>>33903735
Oh I thought you said writing.

Reading huh... hmm. I dont actually read smut here and the people who drop ffg fluff usually do it with no warning

>>33903291
Why was he mad about?

>>33904045
>ffg
What does that acronym mean?

>>33904356
Bump

>>33903190
>Is this some japanese euphemism for incest that never ends?
Yes

>>33904421
It means my laptop is charging so I'm shitpostinh on my phone to take away posts from the bump limit to murder this thread

>>33904436
What?

Bump

>>33903899
>10% longer to evolve
An extra 500 thousand years wouldn't make a goddamn dent on the Sun's 4 to 5 billion years of fuel left.
>"yeah so shit happens we got lucky."
Yeah, so?
I used to have those kinds of thoughts and considerations when I was younger too. These wild what-ifs. But after a certain point you realize that it's pointless to spend precious time wondering about what can be or what would have been and learn to firmly plant your feet in the ever-shrinking slice of the pie we call our time on Earth and stop worrying about things outside your control.

>>33904841
Some fags are bumping the thread whenever it’s about to die. They got mad someone called them out.

>>33904945
>whenever it’s about to die.
try to be a little bit less obvious at least

>>33904436
>>33904872
Why are you like this?

>>33904884
10% longer is not 500,000 years unless you start the timeframes of human evolution arbitrarily at its first break with modern apes 6 million years ago.
As far as our shrinking time on earth goes I think you misunderstand the motive for the panic. All I'm saying is it overwhelmingly seems as if something rigged the universe in our favor and if we're really mostly feral savages who would still be living like animals if not for the cultivation of wheat, that really really fucking sucks.

>>33905459
Man, I remember when I was 15 and I had these thoughts, glad I grew out of it. You should too, anon.

What an excellent writing general thread this has been. I'll be sad to see it go.

>>33905971
There’s five stories written. Not our fault you decided to ignore them just to bitch.

>>33905849
I'm 26 I dont think its gonna happen man

>>33906016
It's absolutely bizarre so many stories have been published. I understand not everyone reads the longer series though.

>>33906093
Only one of the five stories that was posted in this thread is a long series, the rest are one-shots. I just think its people using any and all excuses to bitch.

>>33906739
I haven't been here that long I mostly jump from general to general but you may be right, collective /wg/ makes up the whiniest, bitchiest people in /vt/.
At least for the most part they're just terminally horny and not retarded, filled with ritual posters aside from the luna rape and hag sex guy, and they're generally not full of trolling except concern trolling about how fast people are posting, how slow people are posting, how few stories are being posted, or if a fight breaks out then immediately everyone here turns it into piss and moan general.

Probably some karmic tradeoff for having no chronic schizos

>>33907051
>having no chronic schizos
Half of the problems you listed are caused by one

>>33907051
We absolutely have chronic schizos.

>>33907051
Pekofag and the earlyfag are our schizos

>>33907243
Who?

>>33907384
Pekofag is the earlyfag.

>>33908406
Again I haven't been here that long but Pekofag doesnt seem as bad as you make him out to be. Hes less an actual schizo and more of a lonely attention whore who happens to have schozophrenia.

>>33908691
If he has schizophrenia, then he's a schizo.

>>33908406
no, he's not, the earlyfag is an indog

>>33908406
In my heart, I've always known this to be true.

>>33908981
Being a /vt/ schizo means you have the trifecta of dramaniggerish tea leaf reading into every awkward vtuber interaction, bloated self importance, and unicornitis.

Not that you're just constantly posting cries for help.

It's almost over

>>33909617
It’s never over.

>>33909617
Anon, why would you lie like that?

>>33909481
He's admitted to the first, clearly has the second, and has bemoaned his "oshi" being a sizequeen whore

New thread
>>33909880

>>33910315
seriously?

LUNA RAPE

>>33910568
>earlyfag makes another thread relating to the current board drama purely to attract bad actors
Many
Such
Cases!!!!
Just make another fucking thread.

>>33910905
the last time I made another thread nobody used it. make it yourself.

>>33910905
>current board drama
You know that's old right?

>>33911247
I mean technically there was another bit of drama involving Kronii saying the words "Time Smut" while talking about her dog, but eh we already have one anon writing a bestiality fic as its yab ritual.

>>33911572
>another bit of drama involving Kronii saying the words "Time Smut" while talking about her dog,
I thought that one died down rather quickly? Since it was literally just the slip of the tongue and nothing else? I know /vt/ is pretty schizo, but even they thought it was a non-issue.

>>33903899
Two words: intelligent design.

>>33910758
Kind of over it now, maybe we can get someone else at the end of next thread?

I didn't finish the chapter. Got fucking close to it though. Tomorrow.

>>33881835
Just gives you a lore excuse to debut more members in their place.