/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33839539
noooo not the headache! she's gonna die! what do we dooo?

>>33839539
Damn, she and her families get sick often.

>>33839539
Oh nooo, i'm so worried.

>>33839539
Ehh. Japs don't give out opioids. She is probably talking about non addictive over the counter shit.

>>33839539
OH NOOOOOOO what about the stream...

>>33839596
Quick! Buy her merch before it's too late! She's just one head hort away from dying!

>>33839539
If this was the case she'd be in the fucking hospital because if you always have headaches something is really fucking wrong

>>33839539
Wait a minute ojou, omw to the ATM.

>>33839539
now that's one thing I won't joke about
I suffer from headaches and it's not funny
I have to take pills almost every day and I feel like they're slowly losing effect
I rather 10 times suffer from stomaches or anything but headaches are hell
you can't do anything, you can't watch any screen or strong light, you can't work, you can't sleep

Headaches are no joke.

>>33840854
I agree because what you're saying is true.

Ayame, in all likelyhood, is lying out her ass. She always fucking does this. She's always got some medical condition or some reason to not stream. She's making this up.

>>33839539
She isn't back on break yet?

>>33839539
Mori should show her how to hit the drankies, we might get more streams out of her

>>33839539
>drink too many energy drinks while playing league of legends with your boyfriend
>your body tries to adapt to the absurd amounts of caffeine you give it
>get headaches when you go into caffeine withdrawal because your blood vessels are now fucked up
Many such cases!

>>33839539
This just make me laugh.

>>33839596
.t person who never had a migraine.

>>33839539
And that is why you never hang with mori look what she did to her she beat the fuck out of ayame

Sorry guys she just can't live without my penis headaches and other conditions are excuses for horny oni like her fucking affected her daily grind again.
I will force her to stream while she is inpaled on my penis.

>>33839539
She's dying. She isn't a mother taking care of her baby. You can save her /vt/. All you have to do is send her some red superchats with some medical advice (diet and doctor fund).

>>33839539
Why are Japanese girls so sickly all the time?

>>33840954
Because she's sick for real retard
If she always says these things it's consistent dumbass holoen watcher

>>33841528
To be blunt, her being a mother would put her actions over the years in a much better light. The alternative is that she is a lazy bitch who makes up excuses all the time for no good reason.

>>33841742
And magically gets better for every concert and anniversary and starts streaming again to remind people to buy the new merch.

>>33840954
I'm amazed she can get out of bed with all the illnesses she has plus depression from dancing and singing lessons

>>33841478
Thank you

Ayame has ALWAYS been the flaky one in her gen.
Her fanboys want us to believe she used to be a reliable person before all these hardships befell her, but that was never the case. She just slowly increased how little she cared over time.

>>33841844
It's prerecorded, Cover doesnt do live anymore
She's a recording artist now

>>33841742
This >>33841844

She has a very peculiar way of recovering during periods where there is higher than normal amounts of revenue to be made, or when she has new merch to shill.

I dunno man. Timing seems rather... convenient.

>>33841876
And relatives dying. And moving. And minimal insecurity about her voice.

>>33841649
Why most nips are short and have 3 inch dicks? Their genes are weak bro. Is not so bad for the girls since it's cute and tiny tight pussies are a plus, any dick can satisfy them but....

>>33839539
Wow, she sure is sick a lot. I better up my supas in her next stream to ensure she's okay.

>>33840737
chronic headaches is a thing. i have them. no cure, just veg out and watch vtubers to numb the pain
you get used to it

Poor Ayame, hope she gets better soon. Her streams are awesome

>>33841876
More like "depression from playing league of legends". That game would give you depression and af headache too if you played as much as she does.

>>33839539
>takes a two month vacation.
>comes back for a 30-minute Among Us collab.
>gets the most views and is showered in superchats constantly.
>leaves for 3 months.

>>33839539
Is morphine legal in japan?

>>33842000
I love how she's so insecure about her voice yet she tries with all her might to show up in other holos' concerts for extra clout and doesn't skip her own ones because there's cash to be made. This girl is beyond manipulative as you implied.

>>33842054
>3 inch
that's koreans

https://youtu.be/wo0mTA1iSD8
OJOU!!

>>33842054
Dude, you're quoting old stereotypes started back in 70s. Every east Asians back then are small, indeed. It's because all of them just recovered from starvation. China from Mao's regime, Korea from "Hell Joseon", and Japan from WW2 defeat. Decades passed, they worked their asses off, everything gets better. Now they eat more meat and milk based products. Bet your ass, try to go to Japan right fucking now. Don't be surprised if even the 15yo-ish zoomers are taller than you.

>>33842588
strong anon vs weak woman

>>33839539
if she didnt disrespect me all the goddamn time I would give her no headaches. But it is what it is, bitches need to learn

>>33842588
>>33840737
Same here, I get cluster headaches and it honestly feels like a have a knife sticking out of my head for weeks at a time. You just kind of learn to muddle through

>>33839539
I dont get why ayame gets shitposted so hard when she is relatively speaking one of the hardest workers in hololive.
Sure she doesn't stream alot but she has a lot of things going on in life holding her down so it takes much more effort for her to provide those same hours. And I appreciate that she's still able to stream for us despite all her hardships. If anything the fact she never misses a major landmark shows how appreciative she is of her fans, even when she's feeling sick she'll force herself to work on her birthday just so her fans can see her again.

>>33843962
I dunno, based on the JAV I've seen, their dicks are not impressive.

>>33845444
JAVs use the opposite premise of Western porn. They pick ugly and disgusting dudes to fuck their women to make the viewer feel better.
If you watch amateur Japanese videos they have the same 7in dick on average as everyone else in the world.

>>33839539
sure

>>33843962
I mean, Oga is gigantic

>>33839539
so she is a fucking druggie

>>33839539
head hort

>>33839539
>comes back after 3 weeks.
>shills merch
>prolly will follow up with a game stream or 2 then fuck off again.
How does this bitch still have followers?

>>33845553
>the same 7in dick on average as everyone else in the world.
jesus man, people might have believed you if you just lied about japanese men. everyone knows pajeets are massively below average due to inbreeding

>>33839539
OJOUSAMA NOOOOOO
Fuck, I need to dip into my savings to help get rid of the problem. How does....500 dollars sound?

>>33839539
I will believe her when she graduates.
Until then, all her excuses to not stream just sound like bullshit to me.

>>33848028
she pulled it together long enough to shill some merch

Only your akasupas can help make her headaches go away .

This thread reads like a collection of 7th graders trying to impress each other by being as edgy as they can.

maybe she should try fentanyl i heard it worked wonders on headaches

>>33839539
I've had a terrible headache for 2 weeks straight without subsiding even once, painkillers didn't work at all. it was fucking hell i thought i was having a brain tumor or some shit.

>>33851619
yeah cool but nobody asked about you

>>33851619
STFU and stream, you lazy whore.

>>33839539
I recently got infected with dengue and it's giving me the worst headaches I've ever had. I'm probably going to die.

>>33843565
All opium products are very controlled or illegal in Japan. That is why it was so funny when Calliope mentioned using purple drank, because the codeine for it is super illegal in Japan.

>>33839539
This translation is so fucking bad what the fuck

>>33852345
she's streaming right now retard amerishart

>>33845553
>7 inch jap average
One Google search later...
>Average jap size is 13.56 cm or 5 inch
You are two inchs too short for this ride my guy

Poor girl, having headaches after grinding lol for 10 hours a day!

>>33839539
An entire thread filled with terminally online idiots who don't know what migraines are.

>>33841649
I think most of them only order take out and never excercise so the body eventually starts giving out.

>>33840737
Not really. I get them biweekly, but meds usually resolve it, though some meds don't work as well.
The important thing is making sure that you're taking care of all the factors that could lead to a headache, like dehydration, drinking too much, excessive movement under heat, lack of food, being exposed to toxic smells, etc.
It's really painful and annoying, but still manageable

>>33856462
is her highest rank known? she's surely better than someone like me who gets stuck in gold in every game right?

Boyfriends needs the money

>>33839539
Good work! Sylvie said to go buy your family some pagpag with this

>>33853096
shame cause the low pressure jap streamer excuse + chinese medicine makes it way funnier

Why are the 20 something japanese women always falling apart?

>>33861614
lack of white dick

When is the Ayame stream while she is high on morphine?

>>33845553
>7 inch average
Anon the global average dick size is fucking barely 5 inches. Too much porn has massively broken your brain. I suggest finding the nearest tree branch and a sturdy rope.

>>33845553
>>33848314
>>33855401
Not even americans have an average dick size of 7inches. Honestly im not sure any country has one that high.

>>33845444
>>33845553
Besides you being a porn riddled coomer, its also worth noting porn is one of the single worst representations of reality out there. They also use angles and perspective to make dicks look bigger or smaller. Go outside it'll be good for you

>>33839539
She's got a fever and the only prescription is akasupas.

>>33863610
>the global average is barely 5 inches
>no shot its that small
>turns out it is
What the actual fuck? Is this why only 20% of dudes get pussy 80% of the pussy?

so ayame was a drug addict all this time and when she didn't stream she was doing drugs?

>>33858791
Also lack of sleep. Not sleeping is a bitch for migraines.

>>33863862
>despite you knowing what you're talking about I will choose to seethe
Kys takuck

>>33840737
Depends. I have chronic headaches, and after like a year of tests, they told me it's probably for life. I had to take pills for a year, some other treatments, and nowadays I just have to take some Apronax any time it gets bad.

>>33865035
be careful using that stuff for every little headache. You can get rebound headaches and stomach ulcers with overuse. I can't even use NSAIDs anymore for mine because I'll just get a worse headache in a few hours.

>>33865264
Yeah, they told me that. I wait until my eye and neck both start feeling like needles.

>>33861223
lmao is this the power of machine learning translation
it basically ignored everything after the 、

>>33839539
Guy, it mean she not pregnant and have lot of pain, but im going to fix it tonight !

Is there any way I can give her a direct transfer? I'm shaking right now.

>>33863862
>>33863700
>>33863610
>>33855401
>t.dicklets
As a woman I've literally never slept with a man smaller than 7 inches.
The average is just skewed artificially lower due to a lot of virgins having smaller dicks.

Honestly if I saw a 5in dick I'd bust out laughing.

>>33845317
>HARDEST WORKER
take off from your crazy pills

>>33875330
>Claims to be a woman
>On 4chan
>Claims to be having sex
>Implies they're a literal whore on the cock carousel as though that makes them credible
>Makes statistically unlikely fact that they're only fucking jumbo dicks
>The average is just skewed artificially lower due to a lot of virgins having smaller dicks.
This statement doesn't even make sense, do you understand what an average is? Do you think fucking makes someone's dick bigger (not erection joke)? This probably also explains your bizarre perception of the dicks you're supposedly fucking. Are the dudes just telling you they're 8 inches, in the same way they're likely manlets who say they're over 6 feet?
I don't know what has warped your brain so much, being a coomer, being mentally ill, being a 'woman', but you're literally demonstrably delusional.

>>33840737
hospitals are not magical places, millions of people live with chronic pain their whole lives.

>>33842597
>Her streams are awesome
streams?

>>33875882
This has to be the most schizophrenic post I've ever seen.
Most dudes have dicks bigger than 7 inches. A bunch of virgins having smaller dicks and never getting laid don't count toward the actual average.
The average dick that any woman will be having sex with is over 7 inches. This can and is usually measured as you can easily compare the size to that of any given sex toy which typically comes in sizes of 6-12 inches whereas the average dick comes in the middle of that range, typically skewing on the lower side but larger than the 6in toys.

Just because some losers that will never show their dicks on public get counted during the course of penis inspection days or whatever doesn't make it the actual relevant average.
When doing statistically analysis you're supposed to remove anomalies and outliers.

Or to put it better. When calculating the average number for a stream you typically filter out debuff streams.

>>33848274
They are not followers nor fans. They are a cult.

Ojou aishite

>>33876319
>This has to be the most schizophrenic post I've ever seen.
Proceeds to explain that we're supposed to believe most men don't have sex (we know this is wrong and can be proven by genetic diversity in populations). Average dick size is 5 inches, but we're supposed to expect everyone to have unusually large dicks even though as though there's some bottleneck where only gigachads are passing on their genetics which coincidentally also only produce an average dick size of 5-6 worldwide. We should also disregard this reality because of the testimony and sample size of one lying whore on 4chan who decided it couldn't be correct despite no nation on earth reaching the average minimum dick size you're insisting on.

Why is this dude replying to the tranny bait?

>>33876740
>7in
>unusually large
come on anon,
even if the average actually was 5 inches, 7 is within standard deviation

How do the other girls feel about Ayame cashing in a month's amount of work in one steam?

>>33853676
>superchat reading
this is not a stream

>>33839539
just throwing this out here might save a life idk

I've had almost migraine and cluster headaches last year almost on a daily basis.
I had MRI scan and cranial xray, dental xrays, etc.
In summary it wasn't even related to my brain or anything, it was TMD (google it up).

Before this I never even knew that this TMD thing exist. So there's something wrong my condyle alignment, my condyles are also very worn-out, the roof of my mouth is misaligned, and I basically had a "scoliosis" but at the very top of my spine behind my nose frame. It's pretty fucked honestly. Frequent headache may not be necessarily be related to the brain.

Get them checked brothers.
I was told by the time I'm old like 50s or sumth I'll probably have arthritis daily on jawline (hopefully I'm dead by then serious)

>>33877541
She can do that because other holos are keeping the ship afloat. I don't know how they feel but if it were me I'll probably stop interacting with such a piece of shit coworker who takes advantage of my and my other coworkers' hardwork.

>>33878269
Migraines are real and people who suffer them genuinely suffer a lot but that doesn't change the fact Ayame is a lying whore.

>>33878495
Couldn't have said it better.