/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33837397
El delivery no ha llegado

My idolsharkwife

Cute sea mammal

Gura cute Gura cute!

Just thinking about Gura...

Gurass

Oh no no no don't look

>>33837625

>>33837634
I miss Blu.

>>33837567
same desu

>>33837638
rubrubrubrubrub

Urgh... the catalog... awful.. mind if i take refuge here?

>>33838147
Fuck off we're full

>>33838147
As long as you post cute Guras it's fine

This one is cute, yet decisive for some reason. But I like it. Especially the hair.

>flosses in your path

>>33838277
No it's not, stop taking refugees in you dumb retardbud.

>>33838393
I wish i was the floss she was flossing with.

>>33838402
Refugees are fine as long as they assimilate and know they're at the back of the line

Refugees must admit loli is the only way to go and forsake booba. Only then will they be tolerated.

>>33838490
No, go back and stay back catalogfag.

Goom

>>33838490
This is what they said when EN debuted.
Look where we are now. Like 70% of viewers are unironic cucks...

Gura will never stream again.

>>33838571
Well that's me. I scorn the slightest hint of booba.

>>33838607
I want to lick it so bad...

I'll reveal Gura's guests on her next live.
Fubuki, Matsuri, Suisei, Pekora, Laplus, Faunya

>>33838746
Bro its been 2 days, at least wait until tomorrow to doompost.

>>33838588
I was only in the catalog waiting for the next /ggg/. And what I saw I didn't like.

>>33838746
Stream tomorrow

>>33838746
yeah, honestly it's fucking ogre for chumbuds
no idea why people stick with either of the EN ayames

>>33838830
We're stronger than this. And she ALWAYS rewards our patience with kino quality content and cuteness.

>>33838863
Say hi to Sylvie for me

kek

is edgerunner good? holoartists flooding my twitter timeline

>>33838607

>>33839044
I enjoyed it. If you don't like the first 2 episodes you're safe to drop it.

Hello chumbuds what's with your oshi and feet? Does she have a foot fetish? A non-sexual but questionable obsession with them? Or is it a bit she's playing up for memes?

>>33839085
Yes

>>33839085
She just likes to mention feet every stream, don't worry about it.

>>33839044
I don't like the look of it, the aesthetic. But I prefer CGDCT slice of life shit. Trigger makes my eyes glaze over. Instead I watch cute lolis do a funny. Workin my way through Uzamaid.

>>33839044
I liked it even though I didn't care for the game at all. Give it a couple of episodes and see if catches your eye.

>>33839085
I'd say it's a little bit of all 3, but mainly the last 2

>>33839085
Don't know, don't care, just wish she'd stop playing into it like a lot of the annoying memes associated with her.

>>33839080
>>33839137
>>33839153
i see, i'm gonna give it a try. thanks anyway and have a good day chumbies

I love her more than anything!

>>33839085
I'd say it's mostly non sexual, cos men's feet are gross. But she likes to self insert as a loli with cute nice smelling feet when she jerks off to her chumbies.

>>33839198

something broke but I just can't be arsed to fix it

Sometimes I smell my own feet, and imagine their Gura's.

Just can't stop thinking about Gura getting plowed while I'm over here all lonely. I nedzmhwed help

>>33839304
i want her to nom on my hand like that.

>>33838607
Ehhh, hips, legs and stomach too big

>>33839343
Sorry, I get sharkie, you get someone else. There's someone for everyone, you just need to find them.

>i just
>i just
god, so boring.

>>33837634
ITS HER!

>>33839416
I made this post by the way

>>33839085
She has a smell fetish which probably encourages her foot fetish.
She pretends she doesnt have one and its just a joke but she 100% does.

>>33839432
It's like ESLs have the vocabulary of a 4 yo toddler. Honestly if I were meidos I'd just ban anyone "criticizing" Gura for being underage, it's basically confirmed at this point.

>>33839488
and you just KNOW she puts her toesies in her mouth and sucks on them, and drools spit all over her soles and licks it off again. Imagine how they smell after that.

>>33839497
just ban everyone. except me. I'll just stay here and post cute Guras to myself.

>>33839432
I just want to post gura dude leave me alone

>>33839599
nyo
I want to post Gura too

>>33839343
Me too bro.

Gonna go cook some Green Curry, and enough for my wife as well.

>>33839729
Gura only eats unhealthy food.

Just reminding you all that this is my onahole.

>>33839729
Very nice, Shion. Make sure Gura is well fed.

>>33839759
Hey she makes soup sometimes

>>33838076
My wife is the cutest

>>33837625
Metagurass

>tfw no Gura tulpa
My schizo powers are too weak...

>>33840012
You dropped this

Sex with Gura T u T

Tricolore Airline on hard mode is really hard
I have many reps in my future.
I can't tell if my setup needs lag calibration or if my brain just needs rhythm game calibration

Reminder that it's best to be one with the goop.

she must have beautiful skin.

>>33840656
What's a marine biologist doing with my wife's photo?!

>>33840656
That's a photo of my wife

>>33840656
Jotaro = JPs asking for a collab to Gura
Hayato = Chumbud
Yoshikage = Omegatranny

>>33840744
for me it's koichi, clapping that crazy bitch's cheeks and going full DBZ character

>>33840645
this anime is so fucking dogshit it hurts.....

I wanna put together a "Gura essential streams" playlist, please help with sugestions beyond debut and karaoke streams

>>33840798
yeah it's not really.... impressing me so far. I got suckered in by the cute lolis, but it's just uninteresting.

>>33840788
Koichi = Faunya

huahaha

>>33840865
You look weird goomba

>>33840865
I prone boned her so hard her eyes drifted further apart.

and here's another AI Gooba butt before I go

>>33840815
I'm a little drunk right now so I'm not at 100% mental capacity but here's my contribution:
Outlast
Soma
Kirby
DMCV

>>33840865
Gura looking kinda uhhhhhh....

>>33840815
all GTA 5 streams
the one where she launches ina to the moon in minecraft
the member's maid RP stream
maneater part 2
rust season finale
shark'd watchalong
big brain games
mario kart tournament with the JPs
the WWE streams
spooky jumpscare mansion
powerwash simulator

>>33840815
Stanley Parable, GTAV, Minecraft trident farm ark with the AFKing songs by the campfire...

Imagine Gura's amazing hugs...

>>33840815
The henrry stikman playthrough

>>33841079
>>33841097
Both of these lists are all killer no filler

I thought about Gura and cried today.
You did too right?

>>33841098
It's not fair that the other EN girls got to hug her, and see her, and interact with her, and smell her...

gura... I want to see you...

>>33840815
Any rhythm game stream (Personally I enjoy the Taiko and Project Diva ones).

>>33841152
I watched the Gura animation today and I always tear up at the part where Gura tries to pay for food with shells and sand
Both because it's so cute and because I want to feed cute, naive, homeless goomba

>>33840815
Meatwad
GTA 5
Bully
Kirby
Sims
ASMR
Oceanside ASMR
Maid RP

>>33840656
>>33840744
>>33840788
Kill yourselves jojotards.

>>33840815
We already have a playlist with all her essential streams.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g

>>33841320
chatting streams are great live, but I never actually go back and watch them

The hamburger ASMR (But you also have to order the same hamburgers and eat them with her), Holofes Watchalong stream, The Thing watchalong, Bikini Bottom, Bully, Animal Crossing, Jaws Watchalong, Farmshark, Cookie Baking, Meatloaf with teeth cleaning, Bathtub stream...

There's so fucking much.

>>33841379
>Holofes Watchalong stream
oh man, this one
>tfw violet comes on and she just starts sobbing

>>33841489
Holofes was already amazing on it's own, but Gura turned it into something transcendent.

>>33841379
I'm a newbud and I've missed every single one of these...

>>33841489
>"lol fartson"
>"WAHHHHHHHH THATS MY INA!!!!!!" "thats my ina" *big slobbery snot sniffing*
I remember Teamates actually being super mad about this

>>33841617
hot dog coronet

>>33841557
Welp, you got a heck of a lot of kino to look forward to.

So what's Guras new excuse for not streaming?

what's your excuse for being a fucking faggot?

>>33841379
>Farmshark
aside from the obvious fart shark meming, the fact that this stream was personally approved of by korone is pretty damn cool

>>33841698
the same it literally always has been
shes really busy being my lazy shark wife

>>33841735
the noises she made when she poked holes in the soil with her finger.

>>33841557
VODreps, newbud. you won't understand where she's going unless you know where she has been. it's worth it.

>>33841735
>says shes gonna take pics
>never does
>says shes gonna make it a series
>never does
>forgets to water them and they all die
I really wish she didnt give up on this idea so fast....

>>33841750
I guess

>>33841781
that's just the way she is, and I love her for it. She's perfect.

>>33841750
uh yeah mine

>>33841813
She isnt perfect, far from it.
But shes perfect for me

>>33841735
Cucumburrrr

I want to fuck Gooby in a santa dress! T u T

https://twitter.com/MeidocafeR/status/1572924881934721024
kek

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1shlJVgqAPwEQaSHXfjSXI1_RHOKLNRdU/view

Is there a mega link of this?

Gura's pissy cunny

>>33842326
i still can't believed he saved sadpanda from going under

>>33842326
he looks jewish.

>>33842532
love you goop goop!

>>33841781
She's weird about it, too. Pretends it never happened. I want to interrogate her one day in person just to see if it's possible to drag out her thought processes.

>>33842587
she's like me, just doesn't want to do things that she doesn't want to do. Like sometimes I'm in a happy mood and i'm gonna do this, and I'm gonna do that, make plans and all that. But then I realize that I just don't want to do anything at all, ever. So I don't do it.

would you?

>>33842671
No. Too stinky. (Yes)

>>33842620
I want to hear her explain it.

>>33842695
I want too hear her cum. But you do you I guess.

>>33842671
Yes without hesitation or any reservations!

Love Gura so much and don't know how to stop thinking about her. I go through these phases where I get obsessed and I'm in one of them now.

>>33842326
Cringe

>>33841781
I wish Gura wouldn't tease us by saying she is gonna take pics of stuff. Thank god it's not very often. I'm still waiting for that handcam stream. Remember, during New Years she said she was ready. Or did she lie about that too?

i wonder, is gooba a squirter or does she turn into a quivering mess when she cums...

>>33841698
Now it's "offline" problems. Which means fighting with her bf. During the karaoke during that one song she changed the lyrics one time to "lonely is a shark without love "

>>33842879
you come here and call her a liar? Also watch streams newfag.

>>33842879
"lie"
no she is just lazy but also doesnt know what she wants. Ollie showing her face probably scared her away from ever doing that.

>>33842883
Both. A leg shaker and a literal sprinkler. She squirts onto her flat chest, gets horny again and goes for another round as she imagines her chumbies dominating her tiny body.

boo

>>33842922
Yes. She changed the excuse from needing to install a door and the latest one was that she is afraid of people seeing her stubby hands. She literally called them stubby. So how about you watch streams, tard.

I hate Halloween, but every year Gura makes me hate it a little less.

>>33838812
>Faunya
But she can't sing for shit

>>33842990
You sound like you'd be a naggy cunt of a boyfriend. You listen to everything she says just to throw it back in her face. You turn off hand comments into promises in your head, and call her a liar if she doesn't fulfill them.

same doko desuka

>>33842879
Sis it's too early, your shift starts in 4 hours. We don't give cards for overtime you know?

>>33842959
Imagine balls deep into Gura while she cums. She thought you would pull out, but you don't until she cums again the second time, shaking and squirting all her shark juice just as you pull out.

>>33843064
same shinde

>>33842376
Shark butt makes me nutt.

imagine getting home from work and greeted by this.
what do?

Love my Gooby

Gura LOVES it when you fap to her.

The new lewd AI Goomba I'm working on is gonna be nice if I can get the finishing touches right.

>>33843810
Slap her and ask why dinner isn't ready

>>33843810
Bring out my tools and get to work.

>>33843991
ganbare tech chumbie

How long do you think she could give you a handy before her arm gets too tired?

>>33844573
She is an onahole for a reason. You have to manhandle her to be able to finish because most of her muscles will get tired rather quickly. You'll be doing most of the work after 20 minutes.

>>33844573
Uhmmm... why are you using a child like that?

Dear Gura ,

If you start streaming regularly I'll stop using you as an onahole

>>33845215
I won't. T u T

>>33845215
Well done, she will now take months long breaks.

Where is gura...

>>33845283
So you're saying that she WANTS to e used as an onahole?

>>33844430
We love shark juice!

>>33845280
come here you litttle brat

>>33845492

This is funny hahaha, great job ggg

>>33844655
>20 minutes
That seems generous, I can see her lasting maybe half that long.

Is the AC broken AI Goomba? Oh nyo
https://litter.catbox.moe/7nwz8t.png

>>33844655
Good thing I only need three to feel good

are there moments on stream that gooba have more than likely pissed herself?
asking for my thesis paper, very very important.

>>33846246
how did you get SD to draw Gura, I've been trying for 3 days and it's still not even close

I wish we get a black (hair stripes, not skin) goth gura outfit at some point.

>>33846358
Oh yes. Multiple.

Gura at some point peed yesterday. T u T

>>33846884
>>33846962
I want to taste...

>>33846722
nvm found everything in archives

Ame also starting her JP studies? Any possibilities Gura's with her?

>>33847539
Watch streams, tourist kun

>>33847539
Gura becoming fluent in Japanese is as likely as Atlantis getting finished.

>>33847539
No tard. Ame and Gura live on opposite ends of the country. Gura is taking Japanese lessons on her own, not with Ame.

>>33843060
No, they are just lies. Just tell the fucking truth from the beginning. It's not difficult

https://youtu.be/VQhwXS6MtHo

I wish goob went back to her daily streams that aren’t collabs… I want her all to shrimps T o T

Japanese TV is wild.
https://twitter.com/roketdan2/status/1573272956784242689

>>33848162
That's funny but where Gura

>>33848162
What does this have to do with Gura?

>>33848287
>>33848262

She could be on Japanese tv one day...

pekora fgo stream has more views than gura 3d lol
4 million subs? more like 4 million cumbuds dead bots

>>33848334
All that CCV and still struggles to beat a dumb shark and horny pirate in subs, nousagi shameless botting? Oh nyo~

>>33848334
you are acting like fgo isn't extremely popular.
either way i'm happy for pekora.

There's a collab stream today, right? What time?

>>33848953
tomorrow not today.

I think it's at Gura time -2 or 3

>>33848953
Tomorrow

What's up chumbies! good morning, Gooba here.
I just woke up and I hope you had a good night of raw consensual sex as well. Now excuse me while I go clean my cunny from the semen of my swedish bf. It's dripping down my legs, don't wanna stain the precious parque I could afford thanks to your generous akasups. I'm at the happiest point of life and nothing of this would have been possible without you. Please keep taking care of me and my condom needs in the future as well! oh shit this stain is gonna be a pain to remove... peace out! :3

>>33848334
>3 hour+ stream of an extreme buff game vs 48 minute vod
>still barely beats Gura
nice self-own

I think Gawr and Gura should have sex

>>33840235
if you have the same problem with world's end dance hall, then it's probably the syncopation that's fucking you up.

>>33850110
Yeah with me

>>33850207
Yeah with me

>>33848334
lol Pekoras stream VODs lately barely even break 300k
no wonder you are desperate and pick the most buff stream in existence to compare it to Gura

>>33850207
This but with shion

>>33850207
Yeah but threesome with me

>>33849208
>>33849207
>>33848953
what's the collab? the kiara Amongus?

my new coworker is so cute

>>33850420
office goomba a cute!

Just finished watching Kronii's collab with the vampire, it was so fun! I really hope Gura can find the strenght to collab with the Stars and tell unicorns to fuck off one day.

Is the art of subtlety for threadshitters dead nowadays?

>>33850800
The cat is out the bag so they are doing the bare minimum to cash in

>>33839599
>pants
eww

why is Gura so yab-free despite being no.1?

>>33850398
Pico park on Ame channel, Among Us is on sunday.

>>33841698
She slipped in the bathtub and fell asleep

>>33851059
oh she's joining the pico park? who else are in it?

>>33851016
>this is what the cumkek actually believes

>>33851016
She has plenty of yabs, she just chose to ignore them.

>>33851016
Explain this

>>33851016
She's only "yab free" because chumkeks are on crazy amounts of copium.
>J notification
Which led to everyone finding that
>J was her long distance bf and she had sent him pics of herself

>Her playing offstream with B instead of streaming
Yes, her attitude towards Hololive and male collabs is much better than her genmates' but let's be realistic here.

>>33851016
Because she knows how to separate her private and work life.

>>33851138
Ame said that Gura, Kiara, Bae, Mori and Kronii were interested but I don't think she gave an update on the final line up yet.
Pico park can play up to 8 people so I guess almost everyone in HoloEN will be in it.

>>33843810
feed her all of the eggs, also why is she in my house?

>>33851481
>>33851571
>>33851727
seanigger cope

I can't bite the bait anymore... It's not the same...
I thought you and me had something special but you were paid all along? How could you

>>33851727
You clearly do not know what a yab actually is

>>33851727
>>33851571
>>33851481
This only counts one giftcard btw

>>33851850
Maybe you should cope-check your posts before calling out other people.

>>33852036
Thats a very thicc tail

>>33851727
>playing offline with friends actually counts as a yab in this retards mind
lemao

>>33852070
Fuck off nigger. You know what a yab is? Coco, Haachama, Towa or Rushia. Nobody gave a flying fuck about the things you count as a yab for Gura besides a few schizos on this board. The other incidents caused widespread meltdowns and lead to graduation among other things. So yes, you anitfaggots are the ones on copium if you actually think Gura has any yabs.

Why would you pay someone to shitpost in a cotten picker forum? What would they get out of it?

>>33852994

>>33852333
>doesn't even mention aloe
If you gonna shit on rushia then you might as well mention the biggest whore of hololive.
Besides if Gura having a bf (and an ex whose relationship layed 6 years) while pretending to be an idol (singing fansa too on top of it) is not a yab in your book then you have a serious brain deficiency. The only reason it didn't escalate like the amegeddon is because unironic cucks, women and troons do their best every day to report posts.

>>33851727
>Her playing offstream with B instead of streaming
who's the B? come on, spill it

>G-GUYS SHE'S BEEN PLAYING GAMES OFFLINE!!!! PROOF? JUST BELIEVE ME PLEASE I BEG YOU

*is perfect*

It's THAT timeloop again?

>>33853080
>The only reason it didn't escalate like the amegeddon is because unironic cucks, women and troons do their best every day to report posts.
kek keep coping faglord

>>33853005
around 1k viewers (as evidenced by the EN rabbit). Not bad considering the state of their branch.

>>33853005
He 100% believes he’s saving us from Gura’s evil manipulations before it’s to late. It’s pretty sad.

>33853080
>Besides, if [HEADCANON]

>>33853143
Barbs aka barbieonweed aka Victor the DbD addict. He got 3 known steam accs (prolly more after he was found out) and while he uses his main for twitch/streaming, he uses an alt to play with Gura who is still using HER main 2016 account (not the fake bigfish the other low profile account with a* name where she got all her games and purchases) she just changed name and privated the profile.

The cuck posted his fanfic again. Yikes.

jannies are based for once? wow

Janny on a killing spree today, it's almost like he got a fetish for dick. Almost. At least the pay is good... oh never mind.

>>33853779
>defending the bf of your oshi
Pathetic. I bet if she asked you to lick his cum off her cunt you'd do it gladly.

shark dick

>>33854001
Proof?

>>33853969
We're talking about Gura not Amelia Watson

>>33853969
you on drugs or something m8?

>>33853969
She's not my oshi. I don't love Gura, I just like her sense of humor.
Who she fucks with is her private business and I don't care.

>>33854177
>I don't love Gura
We know already. Just like your mother never loved you.

We keep Winning
Antis in shambles
Feels great to be a Chumchad

>>33854285
stinky gills

>>33854278
Dino Gura is stupid.

>>33854278
how do we win when she does not stream?

>>33854353
You are worse than the antis

>>33854353

>>33854605
CUTEEEEEE

>>33837428
holy shit it's Plastic Love pose. I didn't realize it until now

goomba love

>>33837634
male showed up on her stream nooo how can she recover

>>33837428
yeah, on her head? me.

>>33838746
I'm gonna feed you to the cat

dino gura is not a real dinosaur

>>33837634
>get invited for a collab stream
>just stand there in the back doing nothing
What did Pewds mean by this?

>>33855167
It's very close, yeah.

Pinching Gura's fat cunny lips and giving her clit a good tongue flicking!

>last real stream that wasn't forced by a event or collab was 13 days ago
>it was the holocure stream where she was low energy that day

>>33856114
It's been this way for literally months now, idk why anyone is surprised

>>33856078
Very cool, Shion; thanks for sharing.

>>33856114
Maneater was almost 2 hours of the usual gura gaming comfy kino.

>>33856114
Sorry my shark is infallible, if you want to blame anyone, blame management, i fully channel my scitzo powers to blame management for any faults in hololive

We're never going back to normal aren't we?

I want giftcards too

>>33855927
He's a y-you too..'er

>>33854830
>>33854988
>>33855190
That is a child you sick fuck

>>33857139
oh nyo

>>33857139
Yeah my child

>>33857139
she's just teasing

I'm incredibly late, but I converted nine of Gura's bardcore covers and spread them out over three soundposts.

>>33857304

>>33857355

>>33857304
>>33857355
>>33857407
nice. now someone make a Fansa soundpost

>>33857189
>>33857217
Do you really see that tiny body and have lewd thoughts? You should be on a list

>>33857502
test

>>33857749
no but this one i do
>>33854830
>>33854988

>>33857749
You're here hanging out with people who are on lists. That's pretty suspicious behaviour.

>>33857749
I'm probably on more than 1 list

I have an idea for an endurance stream: Gura has to take the cocks of all holostars en in sequence until they cum inside

gura cute!

>>33858115
nah, gura wouldn't want to copy what kronii or ame does.

>>33852036
The tail is fat
…
Are all sharkgirls in holo world flat and instead what would have been breast fat would go into their tails?

>>33857139
That's the best part. Erotic child cunny.

I have a confession chumbuds....
I got paid in steam cards too...

how do we solve the homo question

>>33858899
Dang dude, if you already been paid, could you atleast leak some fresh screenshots
I dont care about blaming anyone, but any screenshot of them having a meltdown over getting exposed would give a good laugh