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Nijisanji EN Youtube channels:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-JSeFfovhNsEhftt1WHMvg/channels

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World
https://twitter.com/i/lists/1415262975435231235

Lazulight:
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora
https://twitter.com/3W1W4 (alt)
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu
https://twitter.com/RyuguFinana (alt)

Obsydia:
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin
https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki

Ethyria:
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait
https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette
https://twitter.com/NinaKosaka
https://twitter.com/ReimuEndou

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma

Iluna:
https://twitter.com/MariaMari0nette
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/AiaAmare
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia
https://twitter.com/ScarleYonaguni
https://twitter.com/RenZott0

Teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN:
https://teamup.com/ks1mraas71v3fjf1c2
https://walfie.github.io/niji-en-pinned/
https://nijien.vercel.app/

To watch streams at the same time:
https://holodex.net/
https://pomuhub.com/
https://niji-mado.web.app/home
Open devtools (F12 key), go to console tab, input the following code, then refresh the page.
localStorage.setItem('rulePauseOther', 0);
You only need to do this once, or until your browser data is cleared.

NijiEN song playlist:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKN0vyOK8SHelderZX3Vb84zwoAWoTKwR
To loop indefinitely get a browser extension preventing Youtube autopause.

Nijisanji chat log:
https://niji.chats.ninja/#/comment

Aggie archive:
https://catbox.moe/c/hp31z6

Our Minecraft Server:
ninisani.moe

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

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Aia, my beloved

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>> No.33825580

Millie and Reimu if Reimu was a guy
https://twitter.com/gloominny/status/1572558352730984467

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sonny LOVE

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POMILKERS

>> No.33825603
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>> No.33825605
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I love Aia Amare

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POMULEN LOVE

>> No.33825610
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>> No.33825622
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Elira love!
Elira cute!

>> No.33825629
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I just got in the stream and pomu looks high and selen looks like a psycho

>> No.33825630
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Luca love!

>> No.33825642

this [body-swap] stream is giving me a boner...

>> No.33825641
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Enna Alouette.

>> No.33825647

>>33825603
Stop posting this image

>> No.33825653
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Ewiwa cute!

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<3

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>> No.33825674

Thanks to Pomu I noticed I really like open eyes

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>>33825647

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Petra and Maria soon!
https://youtu.be/AdYB_HoIe5U
https://youtu.be/AdYB_HoIe5U
https://youtu.be/AdYB_HoIe5U

>> No.33825697

I hope luca joins

>> No.33825706
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Pomu's hot no matter what body she's in...

>> No.33825714
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This piece of art is disgusting and abhorrent, if you reply calling me a cuck or to kys you are HOMOSEXUAL and should fuck a briskadet.

>> No.33825717
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Feesh LOVE!

>> No.33825729

>>33825642
which stream?

>> No.33825732

>>33825674
l*l*...

>> No.33825734

>>33825642
kinda old-fashioned now but hope we get some Kimi no Na wa parody art/memes out of it

>> No.33825737

>>33825714
>should fuck a briskadet
Don't mind if I do

>> No.33825747

Briskadets are really horny...

>> No.33825746

>>33825714
>t.Pomu

>> No.33825750
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Kinda crazy to know Pomu's big eyes and smile is just her since Selen handling the model makes her look like she's half asleep.

>> No.33825751

>33825714
kys

>> No.33825754

>>33825714
you're a cuck where's my briskadet?

>> No.33825766
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Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

>> No.33825774
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SHOTA LOVE

>> No.33825783 [SPOILER] 
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>>33825714
ok cuck kys
Now where's my briskadet. I don't discriminate based on gender.

>> No.33825800

pomu's injury......

>> No.33825803
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>>33825750
the niji app is just racist.

>> No.33825820

>>33825602
HOT DOG

>> No.33825822

Millie's ASMR is soooooo nice

>> No.33825825
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why aren't they pregnant?

>> No.33825828
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I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.33825831
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>>33825714
kys
Ok female briskadets, where are you?

>> No.33825835
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>>33825647

>> No.33825836

Pomu (forma de selen) is really cute

>> No.33825839 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.33825852
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WHY THE FUCK IS EN CURSED WITH ALL THIS FUCKING BAD LUCK? FUCK TYPHOONS, FUCK COVID, FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.

>> No.33825854
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Wooooo! She did it!

>> No.33825855

>>33825803
They look like they're mocking me and I'm now hard. Take responsibility, anon!

>> No.33825856

>>33825714
>Pomulen collab
>cuck post
At this point the holos have the right to make fun of you

>> No.33825860
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Based Pomu plan was to bring dragoons back to the main thread

>> No.33825863
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Aia beat the game!

>> No.33825872
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I love Selen, she's my shining star!

>> No.33825871

https://voca.ro/12tQEaXdE4bY

>> No.33825875

>>33825803
UUUUUUU CUTE CHINESE GIRLS

>> No.33825894

>>33825714
seriously though this art is fucking hot

>> No.33825897

>>33825729
selen mc

>> No.33825902
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>>33825714
>Female collab
>Homosh4rt appears
KEK

>> No.33825921

Selen Tatsuki falls in love with Pomu Rainpuff
Unable to confess, she is gifted with by a deus ex machina with Pomu's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to Pomu, she only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the Pomu she called is not the same Pomu she fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the Pomu's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Selen's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>> No.33825943

>>33825852
>EN
anon, getting terrible luck for their big IRL events is tradition for nijisanji

>> No.33825958
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Imagine Pomu in Selen's body trying to awkwardly shake her giant tits around but she doesn't know how to.

Or her trying to do a paizuri on you but still doesn't understand the technique.

>> No.33825960

I need to punish briskadets with my girthy dragoncock. Little brats have gone too far!

>> No.33825962

>>33825894
If you are into NTR, yes

>> No.33825964

>>33825714
I remember just yesterday where Dragoons said that every Selen ship is delusional and Selen is not anyone's accessory.
Odd how they're incredibly quiet right now.

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>>33825921
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR POSTING THIS GODDAMN FUCKING PASTA AGAIN I FORGOT ABOUT IT FOR ALMOST SIX YEARS

>> No.33825981
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>>33825714(me)
ok please stop manually replying, this was a test to see if the botting rrats were true

>33825751
lmao gottem

>> No.33825992
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>>33825921
Kino, they should make an anime about that desu

>> No.33825996
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>>33825921
Forgot your Elira

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>>33825871
did you apply for nijien yet fembud? you're unironically more entertaining than anyone in iluna I love you.

>> No.33826002

NO FUCKING WAY

>> No.33826011

selen and pomu wtf

>> No.33826013

LIVE ERP LETS GOOOO

>> No.33826020

These fuckers are ERPing now kek

>> No.33826019

what the hell is going on, are they in the same room??

>> No.33826021

>>33825964
???
That ship with Bobon died on the very first collab they had, because Selen shut it down

>> No.33826022

OH NO NO NO FAGOONS DON'T LOOK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.33826030

thanks for the succ

>> No.33826032
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Pomu is exterminating my yellow fever... Pomu take responsibilty

>> No.33826033
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>>33825803
>Both Chinese
>Both got closed eyes
Any color what you trying to say?

>> No.33826043

they’re ERP-ing….

>> No.33826058

that was kinda hot, not gonna lie

>> No.33826061
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I love my daughterwife! She's starting her stream SOON!! She's playing Ibb & Obb with MARIAAA!!!!! I love seeing these two together! I hope you kind anons will come out and show your support.
Maria love!
Petra LOVE!!
https://youtu.be/AdYB_HoIe5U

>> No.33826063
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>>33825962

>> No.33826065

>even Aia's making a cover before Shu
Yaminions...

>> No.33826076
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>>33825921
Keep this nasty pasta away from me

>> No.33826078

>>33825981
I replied, you are my girlfriend now. Those were the terms.

>> No.33826088

pomu really is the only one selen would do this with, she never did this with finana

>> No.33826101

I haven’t seen ERP like this since millie and enna’s deleted stream

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>>33826061
WOOOOOOO cuteness overload time fuck yeah!

>> No.33826138

>>33826088
ERP or switching models? because she has done ERP before

>> No.33826144

>>33825981
>If you don't like my shitty ships then you are a bot
Reminds me of Mutts calling everyone who disagree with them "Russian bots"

>> No.33826143

>>33825714
Woah, i look pretty good here

>> No.33826147

>>33826061
>>33826061
time to die from cuteness

>> No.33826150
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>> No.33826151

>>33826088
Elira...

>> No.33826166

Pochi

>> No.33826167

>>33826021
he is talking about what is happening right now on stream

>> No.33826175

Ewiwa is being lulled to sleep by the soothing songs

>> No.33826183

>>33826114
Damn. Even Uesugi Kenshi's home province (Echigo, now Niigata Prefecture) will get hit.

>> No.33826184

>>33826061
Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.33826186

>>33826138
just the whole flirting act

>> No.33826188

Wish they kept doing it a little longer so I could come to it

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>> No.33826205
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>>33826088
I hate shipfaggotry but Pomu has this effect on everyone. Even fucking Enna and Rosemi end up flirting with her.

The fairy is just too irresistible.

>> No.33826209

Why are they flirting

>> No.33826222

>>33826209
kino

>> No.33826230

>>33824879
And I am not a normalfag, being a "literally me" streamer is a plus for me
Pomu is literally me

>> No.33826231

>>33826205
shes an enabler

>> No.33826242

>>33826186
But she has done it... and with Elira... and Millie

>> No.33826258

I fucking love Millie's ASMR so much

>> No.33826269

>>33826167
Then why you post that shit art with Bobon?

>> No.33826272

>>33826205
Pomu is dream girl.

>> No.33826276
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>>33826114
>September 31st

>> No.33826282

>deep dark
>lush cave
>slime chunk
everything is so close to them after they transfer server this is some weird blessing after the curse

>> No.33826285

>>33825967
Selen will die. But her soul will choose to go back in time, the time when she was happiest, and he will be at season 1 first episode. Pomu who loves Selen wants to be with her too and wants to be in a time when Selen'd love her, but since she already loves Bobon she'll go back in time before Selen is born, and become her mother

>> No.33826299

>>33826242
Im talking about selen anon

>> No.33826317
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>>33826078
I hope you like penis and being the catcher, I don't mind being your girlfriend(male)

>>33826144
I literally called the image disgusting and abhorrent what else do you want? btw I don't mind being your girlfriend(male) either, post your cute bratty dragoon feet please.

>> No.33826323

>>33825999
never have never will not into that scene sorry i don't like people watching me

>> No.33826328

>>33826299
Ohhhhh yeah yeah yeah
sorry kek

>> No.33826336

>>33826276
You do realize Nijifes is on the 1st, right?

>> No.33826339

>I'm used to looking at his "assets"
Aia...

>> No.33826348

>>33824548
>Link says Canada, New Zealand and Sweden have more crime than Russia
The kiwi mafiya...

>> No.33826354

>>33826317
>I literally called the image disgusting and abhorrent what else do you want?
To not post that shit anymore? You cry when the threads are shit but you like this faggot

>> No.33826372

>>33826282
it's called silver lining

>> No.33826374

>>33826231
>Selen spends a whole stream in Pomu's model refusing to give any fanservice.
>Pomu immediately starts bouncing her tits within 2 minutes on Selen's model.
>As soon as Selen shows up she's forced to start talking about piss to get back at her.
She's more than just an enabler, Pomu forces people to operate on her wavelength against their will.

>> No.33826377

>>33826317
what does catcher mean...

>> No.33826383

>>33826258
Me too, I always revisit them when I'm having trouble sleping because they really calm me down. I've tried other girls' ASMR channels but what Millie does is pretty special. If she had something for the "scratching inside" trigger it would be even better because that's my favorite.

>> No.33826403

>>33826336
But September doesn't have 31 days...

>> No.33826411

>>33825921
HOLY FUCK
HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN SINCE THIS PASTA?

>> No.33826414
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>Don't want dead hours during Nijifes
>Nijifes might get canceled cause of typhoon
Please God, Allah, Odin, Zeus, Quetzalcoatl, whoever, I take back what I said. Please let Nijifes happen.

>> No.33826413

>>33826205
Pomu is a succubus

>> No.33826416

>>33825871
I think you and the ryugal should fuck

>> No.33826427
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I'm going to thrust my giant uncircumcised Mexican cock into Selen and Pomu while they're making a Chinese/Anglo interracial woman sandwich on top of each other.

Then we're going to have a literal army of Monstruo de las Americas triracial mutt babies. I'm talking dozens of children.

You can't stop me. Nobody can stop me.

>> No.33826431

>>33825714
I just want to smash a briskadet, gomen

CAPTCHA: V0XSN

>> No.33826433

>>33826374
Based Pommers

>> No.33826436
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hetshipniggers in shambles after today

>> No.33826437

digger

>> No.33826450
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This piece of art is disgusting and abhorrent, if you reply calling me a cuck or to kys you are HOMOSEXUAL and should fuck a briskadet.

>> No.33826452
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gn anons, i'm really feeling sleepy listening to millie's asmr

>> No.33826461
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>>33826323
but I want to watch you every day and masturbate to your voice please apply.

>> No.33826471

>>33826317
I don't mind either, you are now my girlfriend(male). Or am I yours?

>> No.33826491

>>33826374
That's why she wants to groom virgin boys, holy shit she is hot

>> No.33826497

Why is Elira in subscriber only mode?

>> No.33826501
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>>33826414
we asked for this, and the monkey's paw answered

>> No.33826506
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This world is fucking busted, Pomu is like a kid on a candy store finding all this shit.

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>>33826348
>South Africa has one of the highest rape rates in the world. More than 1 in 4 men surveyed by the South African Medical Research Council admitted to committing rape.

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>>33826374
Pomufication isn't a joke

>> No.33826525

>>33826497
Because she's a numberfag

>> No.33826528

>>33826416
she isn't into that kind of thing I've spoken to her in my dreams
that's a joke I don't know her

>> No.33826529

>>33825871
SHOW ME YOUR FEET

>> No.33826530
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>>33826427
>anglo

>> No.33826592

Returning into Elira's womb...

>> No.33826597

I really love Selen's BGM, it's so fucking nice I wish I watched her more.

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>>33826427
>Anglo

>> No.33826604

why does NijiEN streams seems shitposty recently

>> No.33826625

>>33826604
/here/poisoning

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>>33826510

>> No.33826630

>>33826276
September has 31 days in japan you retard

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>>33826114
/x/ anons... you told us Pomu's curse got lifted...

>> No.33826644

>>33826604
Gotta let out the steam of not being able to attend nijifes somehow

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I love Seffyna she is my beautiful seiso K-Fairy gf
ハラ(ง ˘ω˘ )วペコ
(ง ˙˘˙ )ว(ง ˙˘˙ )ว(ง ˙˘˙ )ว

>> No.33826655

>>33826626
Where's the Pomu edit

>> No.33826659

>>33826604
Not sure what happened but it seems like every other stream is a /here/ reference these days. They used to be a lot more subtle about it.

>> No.33826663

>>33826604
We keep misbehaving and they're putting us in our place BTFOing everything every anon has ever said.

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>>33825921
Wow, hetero fans are vocal about the new ship and they are not happy. Theyre discontented with the way pomu and selen interact and the whole stream. I guess they were holding out hope for another hetship. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the stream remade. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.

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>>33826604
The livers are in >All out war readiness. They've seen the fire from other company and are gloating in the fact that their fans don't fan such flames when they shitpost like this

>> No.33826711

>>33826530
>>33826602
PWNBJP

>> No.33826735

Will Pomu's NijiEN News tomorrow talk about the NijiFES situation?

>> No.33826738

>>33826427
This but with my small dick

>> No.33826776

>>33825852
Out of all the non jp to get their appearance cancelled, 3d is the least likely since they can't just phone it in

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>>33826711
Petora will never be Japanese Pomu...

>> No.33826796

>>33826735
oh shit

>> No.33826799

you guys wanted less dead hours, nw no en is going to nijifes kek

>> No.33826807

>>33826681
these 2 streams have been just literally /here/ shitposting

>> No.33826809

>Selen and Pomu collab
>The're doing a minecraft
>When no one is talking you can hear soft kissing sounds
>There's some audible squeezing
>You head a wet schlicking sounds couple of times
>When one of them is talking the other one can be heard softly moaning
>They don't do a post watchalong zatsu saying they have important stuff to do
>No mention of that happening in future collabs

>> No.33826811

>>33826681
You know I subscribed to the rrat that everybody's friends behind the scenes but seeing how fucking passive aggressive the other company's livers are being with -each other- I'm starting to wonder if we aren't in fact in >all out war.

>> No.33826824

Aia you fucking nerd you're making me want to turn from neutral to positive about you

>> No.33826841

>>33826735
idk but mika and scarle are teasing something for oct 1

>> No.33826846

Petra is Japanese

>> No.33826909

>>33826841
>mika
>scarle
Based retard

>> No.33826928

Sonny is Japanese

>> No.33826929

Selen loves little boys' holes...Elira your sister is out of control...

>> No.33826932

You heard her, Selen loves to peg boys' holes with her purple dragon cock

>> No.33826942

Selen loves boys' holes...

>> No.33826953

>>33825871
easy on the carbs bud... it's all going to your belly

>> No.33826952

>>33826799
I'm unironically hoping my oshi can't go I'm an awful fan

>> No.33826969

Can’t believe selen tastuki was the toll troll all along

>> No.33826977

>>33826604
All of this is not new to them anymore, the only way they can get enjoyment out of it now is by subverting it, we're nearing the end of it all

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Sextra is live with Maria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYB_HoIe5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYB_HoIe5U

>> No.33827027

Can someone post that mint hentai?

>> No.33827035

>>33826952
Same... those 5 days without her were terrible for me... i was falling into a depression hole

>> No.33827042

Dragoon sisters are shotacons

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>>33826354
Yeah but by replying you admit you are homosexual and want to fuck me xoxo

>>33826471
You are my boytoy. Bend over and prepare your buttocks for 20 lashes!

>> No.33827065

>>33826735
In keeping with the NIJI practice of presenting the most immediate and complete reports of local blood and guts vtubing, TV Pomu presents what is believed to be a youtube first. In living color, an exclusive coverage of an attempted suicide.

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it's time

>> No.33827098

Petomari stream beginning

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If it makes you guys feel better they already confirmed Lazulight will get individual 3D debuts after Nijifes.
They might just move those debuts up to make up for canceling the concert, so we can still get Lazu 3D's in October maybe.

>> No.33827120

>>33827094
Maria's head game is top tier

>> No.33827147

>2 months to get permission to switch avatars
>permission for 1 day
why

>> No.33827157

Imagine being a young boy and your older twin dragonsisters smother you in their giant titties while the purple one uses her tail to massage your prostate and the other one strokes your cock off while they both kiss you relentlessly. Imagine they squishing your dick with their boobies in a double paizuri, pleasuring you until your dick erupts semen like a volcano all over their luscious breasts.

>> No.33827165

>>33827010
PETRA LOVE! MARIA LOVE!

>> No.33827183

>>33827147
Management can be genuinely fucking retarded.

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>>33827060
Go easy on me

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I want to suck on Pomu's piss soaked toes so bad...

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I love petra's intro music so much

>> No.33827209

Why did they have to get special permission, is there something wrong with using other peoples models?

>> No.33827213

>>33827027
https://twitter.com/lewdselmetti/status/1572090097750913024

>> No.33827214

>>33827147
management gotta manage, you wouldn't get it

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>> No.33827224

>>33827147
high effort shitposting

>> No.33827228

>>33827112
I thought there's be a separate 3d reveal prerecorded or something?

>> No.33827229

>>33827147
it's probably an opsec issue, it's never been done before and the models are probably hardware locked normally.

>> No.33827241

>>33827112
They can’t record for 3D debuts if they don’t visit Japan

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>>33827187
>pomudachi
uhhhh you stink nevermind *ghosts you*

>> No.33827262

>>33827147
I really wonder why they don't ask forgiveness instead of permission with shit like this. They probably wouldn't even get in trouble for it. The models might not be available to everyone or something though, idk

>> No.33827281

Polen's eyes are too wide open and she's too smiley to be normal Selen

>> No.33827286

>>33827241
They should be able to visit Japan after the typhoon passes

>> No.33827289

Listening to Millie's incredible ASMR while I watch Elira. I'm at complete peace.

>> No.33827291

>>33827147
Sounds like they're taking precautions.

>> No.33827288

>>33827147
I'm fine with that, it would get old fast

>> No.33827296

Selen is actually cute now, thanks Pomu

>> No.33827305

Imagine being Shu and Elira and Petra smother you in their giant titties, while Elira massages your prostate with her fingers and Petra jerks you off with her silky smooth hands while they both kiss you relentlessly. Imagine they squish your dick with their boobies in a double paizuri, pleasuring you until your dick erupts semen like a volcano all over their luscious breasts

>> No.33827306

Maria is literally most successful Pentomos...
Date with Petra...

>> No.33827310

>>33827241
if it’s the typhoon they might be able to go to Japan, just not in time for nijifes

>> No.33827311

>>33827112
>maybe they'll try to not fuck it up all way h-haha
pomie......

>> No.33827315

>>33827147
Management doesn't want people swapping their stuff all the time for reasons, I guess. But it being one day only is big lol, probably something with their app.

>Shingeki no Selen

>> No.33827314

>>33825698
not even 1k......

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>>33827259
>pisskadet projecting

>> No.33827329

>>33827209
legal stuff
who's to say one liver might wanna claim the superchats for the person they're switching with?

>> No.33827336

>>33827229
>it's never been done before
In JP it has several times, even 3D model swaps though that's a different thing.
>and the models are probably hardware locked normally.
They are explicitly not, not a year has gone by where someone doesn't do this either on purpose or by accident. It's the entire reason why the Yugamin model even exists.

>> No.33827350

you are locked in a room with Pomu, what do you do?

>> No.33827354

>>33827209
if they can just swap models anytime they want, it would take away the specialness and meaning of assuming an identity as a vtuber.

>> No.33827362

>>33827305
uki doko......

>> No.33827373

>>33827286
They never say it’s about the typhoon

>> No.33827385

pomu was so prepared for this shitpost

>> No.33827386

Pomu is a natural shitposter holy shit

>> No.33827391

>>33827350
Let her rape me

>> No.33827407

>>33827362
The gay does not exist in my Shu harem protagonist world

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ToT

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>>33826928
>t.

>> No.33827436

>>33827286
Do they own the studio used for 3d?

>> No.33827448

Selen's model with Pomu's laugh is doing things to me bros...

>> No.33827449

>>33827350
Wait until she has to piss

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>> No.33827481

>>33827391
>let her
she would still do it even if you resisted...

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>> No.33827491

>>33827373
Japan announced borders are opening on Oct 11, so even without work visas, they'll be able to get in after NijiFes

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dragoons this your oshi?

>> No.33827500

selen should collab with pochi again

>> No.33827514

>>33827209
If nothing else, it's polite to ask.. you wouldn't borrow someone else's clothes without asking first.

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Guys. Im currently grooming a dragoon tell me the best way to make him my cockslut please?

>> No.33827536

>>33827314
why is this thread so obsessed with numbers?

>> No.33827551

>>33827213
Thank you so much anon, Mint is still one of the cutest hottest vtuber models

>> No.33827562

Newfag doesn't know the Kizuna Ai incident being an example why switching the person behind the avatar is a bad idea.

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Selen looks so cute bros

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okay please end this joke now

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>>33827350
kiss her feet

>> No.33827618

that was the best collab stream ive seen in a long time

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>>33826452
gn famillie
watch out for the flute hehe

>> No.33827645

>>33827514
they already got permission from each other, it just took 2 months from staff

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>> No.33827664

Selen... stop reading the threads....

>> No.33827671

>>33827500
Speaking of Pochi isn't she doing new model with real voice today/tomorrow?

>> No.33827682

There was only 1 (one) mention of Mysta ITT before I made this post.

>> No.33827685

Enter luca

>> No.33827697

They're reading the thread right now but there isn't even anything funny for them to reference. Great job guys.

>> No.33827700

>>33827491
>livers stay longer so their coworkers can get in once the borders open
y-yay

>> No.33827702

>>33827147
I assume if it was freely exchangeable, that could run the risk if it getting leaked to the public, causing headaches for the legal team.

>> No.33827710

>>33827562
It's one thing to replace a person for a shitpost stream, it's another trying to replace the og VA.

>> No.33827716

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYB_HoIe5U

>> No.33827720

>>33827562
are you retarded?

>> No.33827738

>>33827671
literally right now, that's why he brought it up

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>>33827350
I'd lick her pussy before, while and after she pees on my face

>> No.33827739

>Luca is on the PetoMari stream
Why? Why is he fucking my wives in front of me

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>>33827259
ghosted again. . .

>> No.33827748

>>33827664
Anon Selen is a janny

>> No.33827757

What if 2 NijiEn decided to permanently swap models and management said ok

>> No.33827758

PEE PEE POO POO READ THIS ON THE STREAM

>> No.33827771

gugugaga hehe

>> No.33827773

offcollab mention....this whole stream was done while reading /here/ to get the maximum effectiveness for shitposting

>> No.33827779

What the fuck is it about Pomu that makes her so precious?
Is it because she's literally me except she's a fairy woman

>> No.33827778
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Fulgur just raided Millie.

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33827781

Pomu confirm if Selen is a furfag or scalefag

>> No.33827791

>>33827671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWtt2aKeUDc
Happening right now and holy shit her voice is fucking completely different

>> No.33827835

>>33827757
millie will use her filipina magic and steal scarle's hooters

>> No.33827840

>>33827682
Good, the mystake schizo is dead

>> No.33827841

>>33827697
Hey unfunny bitches, get your own material

>> No.33827847

>>33827515
call him a good boy and play games with him
call him handsome and compliment his gaming skills

>> No.33827852

this collab is going to be hard to beat for a long time. truly kino, truly reminded me of lazusydia days.

>> No.33827854

Surprise Luca in PetoMari stream...

>> No.33827876

why the fuck is luca on petra and maria

>> No.33827882
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HI SELEN HI POMU I REALLY LIKED TODAY'S STREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.33827889

Selen and Pomu off collab confirmed

>> No.33827895
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33827895

>pogman enters the pengu collab

>> No.33827905

>>33827791
>>33827738
Oh shit I got my timezones fucked
Thanks anons. Holy shit her voice is kinda sexy.

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>>33827779
She's literally the perfect woman and it's poisoned my standards I'll never find anyone remotely as cute as her AAAAAHHHHHH

>> No.33827915

Really looking forward to when they finally offcollab one day.

>> No.33827918

>>33827852
anons said that about the collab like a few weeks ago

>> No.33827939

been thinking about shearing comfydants for days already...

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>>33827773
I'm not here, take your meds

>> No.33827947

ibb&obb&luca

>> No.33827948

Get fucked pingusharts maripedos KEK

>> No.33827952

Hey Selen what were you sucking on when you ERP to suck pomu's toes?

>> No.33827959

>>33827854
cute girl enjoyers... we lost

>> No.33827961

the only time I'll watch a selen stream is if she's with Pomu

>> No.33827962

>>33827702
I get it's their however many GBs of assets and rigging code but that shit doesn't just "leak"

>> No.33827972

>>33827840
Why are Briskadets like this?

>> No.33827982

>>33827904
except for selen, who is cuter

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>>33827904
If we can't find anyone as cute as her why not become cute ourselves

>> No.33827999

>>33827739
y'know..... at least he didn't show up in the pomulen stream, that would've made this general unreadable for the next 3 days again

>> No.33828017

Can we have Pomu's old VA back? I don't like the new one.

>> No.33828035

Is there a ceasefire in the Pomudachi/Dragoon war?

>> No.33828047
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>luca was called into the collab
but why tho

>> No.33828058

pentomos status?
maripedos status?

>> No.33828073

>>33827791
pochi is sex holy shit

>> No.33828076

>>33827952
im not a unicorn

>> No.33828078

I hope Luca fucking dies

>> No.33828095

>>33827999
That's true, he would have ruined it

>> No.33828097

that's a weird 4 hours stream...

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>>33828035
Never

>> No.33828109

>>33827972
I’m a mystake and I hate the mystake schizos.

>> No.33828135

>join stream
>mute yourself
what was the point

>> No.33828145

Lmao imagine expecting a Petora Maria collab.

>> No.33828146

>>33828047
they called him or he joined on his own?

>> No.33828153

>>33827999
I don't actually care. I just wanted to shitpost. He's a welcome addition

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>>33827999
>y'know..... at least he didn't show up in the pomulen stream, that would've made this general unreadable for the next 3 days again
I fucking hate it when Luca does something stupid and his fanbase has to damage control so hard over here, just reading your post make me seethe so hard.

Lucubs should post their feet to apologize to me for being mad at this what if scenario.

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I missed today's stream and it looks like you guys had fun...

>> No.33828172

Thanks for ruining what could've been an amazing collab you fucking flipfag twitch zoomer retard

>> No.33828174

Is this MLP 2.0?

>> No.33828175

I genuinely have no idea what lucas doing.

>> No.33828180

Pomu seemed very pleased to be in a body with huge breasts

>> No.33828184

>>33828109
There's a problem if you think every mention of Mysta in a thread is by a schizo...

>> No.33828191

>>33827791
wait so was pochi ridiculously pitching up her voice before or using a voice changer???

>> No.33828199

MLP...
Maria Luca Petra...

>> No.33828200

>>33827854
>>33827895
welp, guess I'm going to watch Pochi instead

>> No.33828203

Imagine shu joins instead of luca

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>>33828102
*kisses you*

>> No.33828238

>>33827791
>>33827738
what the fuck thats sex as fuck
>>33828191
voice changer

>> No.33828248

>>33827791
Huh, wow. Yeah, I never watched her but looking at her models I always assumed this was her voice, looking at her other videos she really did have some cutesy voice going on instead. This is way better.

>> No.33828253

what the hell i just tuned in to petras stream
why is luca there?

>> No.33828281

Why is Luca just 3rd wheeling in this collab?

>> No.33828290

Aiamangos, your oshi speaks nonsense, she's extremely awkward, terminally cringe, and plays some incredibly boring games. I've given her a chance tonight and I can say that at this point she is actually quite endearing. If you love underdogs this is probably someone who fits that mold. I'm glad I watched her tonight and gave her another chance. I will resub and follow on Twitter

>> No.33828292

I’m pretty sure pomu and selen were in closed collab VC while petra and maria are in open colllab VC for some reason

>> No.33828293

>>33828169
This unironically

>> No.33828305

>>33827982
Selen and Pomu should be massive whitepills unironically. They're both decent/average looking, which means they're walking proof you can be completely smitten with someone off the sheer strength of their personality.

>> No.33828316

>>33828203
>Shu sandwiched inbetween Petra's big tits and Maria's chessboard error 404 tits

>> No.33828318
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>>33828221
Dragoons will never kiss anyone but their oshi, this is a Pentomo trying to trick me

>> No.33828338

>>33828238
bro, i just clicked on the previous video a day ago. wtf is that voice changer it sounds natural af

>> No.33828344
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I for one am fine with Luca's appearance. The stream is still cozy anyway.

>> No.33828363
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Selen diaper baby status???

>> No.33828381

>>33828281
>>33828253
No one fucking knows it wasn't even in the schedule I want him gone

>> No.33828385
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>>33828281
All according to keikaku

>> No.33828415
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>>33828290
Thanks for giving her a chance
>Aiamangos
Aiamingos...

>> No.33828416

>>33828292
petra and maria need someone else in order to be entertaining

>> No.33828424

>>33828338
technology man

>> No.33828423

>>33828344
Pentomo... I'm so sorry

>> No.33828450

>>33828047
Why

>> No.33828457
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>>33828290
Thanks for dropping by.

>> No.33828460

>>33828184
I’m here longer enough to tell which ones are and aren’t. The usual schizo is probably shitposting in the catalog

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>>33828221
*gets pregnant*

>> No.33828468
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33828468

I can't believe Luca was Simon all along

>> No.33828471

Both Petra and Maria are giving Luca a handjob. It's out of frame because they're both short and Luca is tall

>> No.33828480

Fools. look how much everyone is shitposting
Luca is literally joining to try and make you seethe

>> No.33828483

>>33827791
Oh fuck I meant to watch this but I got caught in the Pomu/Selen stream
Her natural voice is really fucking nice and the model looks great

>> No.33828484

Luca will soon start hijacking NijiJP streams

>> No.33828491

>>33828423
we don't care, we aren't unicorns...

>> No.33828502 [DELETED] 

>>33827791
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>> No.33828512

>>33826285
this is the most random shadow hearts 2 reference i have ever seen

>> No.33828513

Was today numberfagging day? First Elira and Rosemi do a numberfagging tier list of the entire branch stream, then Pomu and Selen do gimmick streams, and now Petra and Maria are leeching from Luca.

>> No.33828515

I don't get why Pentomos are complaining about Luca being here, you guys already have shit taste it should'nt bother you

>> No.33828543

>>33827791
>90% of the SCs are USD or other western currencies
Is that normal for her?

>> No.33828565

How is Pomu so cute even in Selen's model? Makes me wanna see her in other people's models. Feels like most of them aren't using it to the fullest.

>> No.33828573

I just woke up, did Luca apologize for nuking Petra's CCV count by thirdwheeling MariPeto yet?

>> No.33828575

>>33827791
>Japanese men didnt find this voice hot so she used a voice changer
Why are Japanese men so fucking pathetic
holy FUCK

>> No.33828580

>33828515
We aren't, threadreader.

>> No.33828591

>>33828174
Maria, Petra, Luca... wait a minute...

>> No.33828612

>>33828484
I want him to hijack SKB-bu streams

>> No.33828623

Now I'm worried that Pomu's voice is fake

>> No.33828624
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>>33828513
They were told to pump up their numbers for Anykara quarterly report as they will be firing the weakest members...

>> No.33828632

>>33828073
Indeed

>> No.33828633
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33828633

>Shut up Luca.
Bros... Luca bros...

>> No.33828652

how petra is bad in literally every game possible

>> No.33828658
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33828658

aahhhhhh blessed

>> No.33828670

>Luca is making my oshi laugh
>These two cute girls are enthralled with him and not me
Bros.......I'm thinking dark thoughts

>> No.33828673
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>>33828575
That's a fucking crime

>> No.33828672
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>>33827982
Selen would be a really cute girlfriend but I'd still prefer Pomu. Selen seems really emotionally weak and I'd want someone that isn't afraid to tell me off when I'm being a retard.

The thought of making a girl like Selen or Rosemi cry would terrify me. I'd much rather a woman like Pomu that can express her frustrations through physical abuse so she doesn't have to be the one suffering.

>> No.33828679

>My manager is stuck somewhere so we can do two hours.
Looks like the ASMR stream won't be shortened. nice

>> No.33828691

>>33828573
a) he should apologize even if the girls said it was okay, this shit is not okay
b) i'm sad to say petra's ccv is inclining because of the pog

>> No.33828704

>>33828624
>they're getting rid of Iluna and Ethyria
Fucking finally

>> No.33828708

Why is Luca in Petra/Mari's collab? Doesn't he have enough bitches already? When will he be satisfied?

>> No.33828711

>>33828484
I want him to join kenmochi's stream

>> No.33828725

You could've been Luca right now, anons.
But noooo, you dropped your chances in favor of fleshtubers getting into Nijisanji.
I hope it was worth it.

>> No.33828730

>>33828515
literally no pentomo is complaining about this except shitposters, like you

>> No.33828733
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33828733

>Pentomo meltdown over Luca barging in

>> No.33828735

>>33828623
its pretty real, don't worry

>> No.33828743

>Let's watch some Petr-
>POOOOOOOOOOG
Yep, time to skip.

>> No.33828742

>MLP2

>> No.33828756

>>33828658
Check the follow up chat. She feels bad for the educating feesh

>> No.33828757

>New MLP

>> No.33828766

MLP…

>> No.33828787

>>33827999
I still look forward to the day he pisses off the wrong liver's fanbase like barging in on a Vox ASMR and gets put in his place.
Holy shit this retard is annoying.

>> No.33828794

I think anybody third wheeling a 2 player game is retarded no matter who it is

>> No.33828796

Millie... Pomu...

>> No.33828802

>MLP: Walmart Edition...

>> No.33828805
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33828805

new oshi

>> No.33828808

>>33828623
i legit was proud of myself to know when someone was using a voice changer or just pitching their voice differently (take finana for example), but pochi is using some next gen shit or has been for the past year+? legit had me fooled.

>> No.33828818

Brotuber chads keep winning

>> No.33828846

>>33828794
Millie did it when Petra was playing Hades and everyone was saying it was kino

>> No.33828854

but did he apologize? i will not watch luca until he apologizes

>> No.33828862
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>>33827748
>The only janny we have spends 10 hours per day streaming, 8 hours doing background stuff (job and gaming related) 2 hours doing the bare minimum to keep herself alive like eating or taking care of Ember and the rest of the day either sleeps or (god forbid) moderates the thread
Makes sense.

>> No.33828872

>>33828808
I could always tell it was a voice changer

>> No.33828879
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>>33828796
Pomu has Selen and Elira and Millie has Fuu-chan. They're fine.

>> No.33828880

>>33825609
They are body swapped in this image.

>> No.33828888

do you think if Luca joined the Pomu Selen collab they will fuel the schizos and their rrats /here/ for fun?

>> No.33828893

>>33827791
holy shit this is bigger than Petra's glow up her voice and model are so SEX

>> No.33828900

If Sonny did this you guys would be sucking him off.

>> No.33828925

Luca is pissed that Selen and Pomu are dating

>> No.33828950

>>33828900
Sonny is funny.

>> No.33828962
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33828962

I'm kinda digging this Millie ASMR. Please tell me she wont burn her privates on stream.

>> No.33828964

>>33828623
she admitted to Enna that she doesn't bother to alter her voice when she streams

>> No.33828966

>>33828623
Her natural voice is lower, of course.

>> No.33828977

>>33828733
Open your vc elira

>> No.33828978

>>33828846
spectating a single player game is fine, nobody has ever jumped in on super bunny man or a way out or it takes two or nobody explodes

>> No.33828980

>petra grew some tits
>Shu and Luca immediately wants to collab with her
They're just like me.

>> No.33828982

>>33828962
post 000050

>> No.33828987
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>>33827791
Her english is good

>> No.33828990
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>>33828862
>tfw Selen warned me for making a gibberish hornypost

>> No.33828996

>>33827791
I'm soglad she has this model. her old model was fucking ugly

>> No.33829004

>>33828900
We like Sonny

>> No.33829014
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33829014

I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF AT LUCA I'M FUMING FROM MY NOSTRILS AHHHHH I'M SO MAD

YOU DAMNED BRATTY LUCUBS BETTER POST YOUR FEET NOW AND APOLOGIZE GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.33829017
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>>33828900
Yes

>> No.33829025
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>>33828950
>this is what pisskadets actually believe

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>>33828982
Why

>> No.33829055

>>33828900
No I would not

>> No.33829060

>>33828950
lol
lmao even

>> No.33829065

>>33828950
Sonny's only funny when he's doing a solo or collabing with Bobon and his wife Selen.

>> No.33829075

>>33828900
That's the thing, Sonny wouldn't do it. Luca has a track record of doing this.

>> No.33829106

pouring salt on sonny brisko and laughing as he bubbles up like the slug he is

>> No.33829110

>>33829025
hello smoothbrained holocuck, name a single woman who is funny

>> No.33829112

>>33828623
It's not fake, she just has a lot of range and it gets higher the more fun she has and during streams she gets pretty happy about it.
>>33829025
Not a briskadet, only saw him during collabs with other members and he was funny on them. Luca on the other hand? Cringe outside of the Enna one.

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>>33829014
This, I don't think I'll be able to forgive lucubs ever unless they post their feet within the next 30 minutes

>> No.33829119

>>33828794
The girls are adults who make their own decisions. It's not like Luca just walked in and made them fucking kneel until they let him join the stream. It makes 0 sense to be mad at Luca because ultimately the channel is Petra's and if she agreed to have him on it's unlikely she'll be OK with sperging out at him.

>> No.33829122

>>33828513
>Petra and Maria are leeching from Luca
that would be really stupid if they were trying to numberfag, it probably filtered a lot of genuine fans in exchange for 1k lucubs that will never watch them again.

>> No.33829124

you guys are mad because it's luca if it's ike vox fulgur alban sonny or kyo you guys won't complain at all

>> No.33829135

>>33829017
Wait, Sonny is capable of facial expressions other than suicidality?

>> No.33829136

>>33828787
That wouldn't end how you think it would end but keep the dream alive

>> No.33829137

>>33828996
It was cute except for the really sad little droopy titties.

>> No.33829144

>>33828854
LWNBA

>> No.33829145

>>33828888
there was speculation they were having an offcollab, so yes.

>> No.33829149

>>33828900
Sonny doesn't start shouting POOOOOG! when someone else is talking

>> No.33829150
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gn

>> No.33829153

>>33828996
the jank adds to the cute charm

>> No.33829159

>>33828805
This stream makes me want to see more model switches. Like Selen in Elira or Finana in Rosemi or Enna and Millie switching or Pomu in everyone
Also could you see who it was behind the avatar if they didnt speak or was dubbed?

>> No.33829179
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33829179

>Dragoons return to thread
>Holo posting also returns at the same time
Just a coincidence r-right?

>> No.33829186

>>33829065
He actually sucks with selen though, I’d prefer selen and bobon alone than with sonny, he’s so awkward with her and I don’t understand why

>> No.33829189

Did Luca actually just invite himself into this stream or are you all shitposting

>> No.33829193

>>33829124
Yes.

>> No.33829200

MLP 2.0
Maria Luca and Petra..

>> No.33829208

>>33829136
If it somehow caused Luxiem to self-destruct I'd be fine with that outcome too.
Vox already toyed with the idea of collab ASMR and his fans very vehemently rejected the idea.

>> No.33829214

How much of a hag is Pochi?

>> No.33829213

>>33829189
He did.

>> No.33829217

>>33829106
why did this make me horny

>> No.33829229

Lucub Defense Squad, ASSEMBLE

>> No.33829230

>>33829124
Fulgur, Sonny, and Kyo know how to read a room and act appropriately. Vox... depends on the day. Luca is always annoying.

>> No.33829232

>>33828900
>Petra, Maria, my women

>> No.33829236

>>33829124
>Kyo
>A black guy enters the collab
>Petra and Maria immediately get scared

>> No.33829239
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33829239

why is he good at baiting fanart

>> No.33829248
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>> No.33829253
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>>33827986
so we just become pomu just like that huh?

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>>33829186

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>>33829200

>> No.33829263

>>33828725
I'm actually salty that I didn't apply for the first nijiEN auditions because I almost became a vtuber anti

>> No.33829265

>1k before luca joined
>2.5k after luca joins
lol lmao

>> No.33829267

If Shoto did this you guys would be sucking him off.

>> No.33829269

>>33829179
>Pomu and Selen stop streaming
>Thread goes to shit
You know who's really responsible

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>>33829136
>lucubs are even more batshit crazy than kindred and would just slaughter them

>> No.33829279

>>33829137
I really liked those droopy little tits

>> No.33829277

>>33829122
>>33828513
Neither of them are numberfags and you retards are like this. maybe the problem is you guys
>>33828624
thats not how their reports even work kek

>> No.33829295

>>33829189
he did but it was open to anyone

>> No.33829314

>>33828900
Sonny is entertaining and knows how to play along in collabs.
Luca is a one-dimensional subhuman that does the same gimmick every single stream, of course people don't like him barging in on streams.

>> No.33829319

>>33828672
the emotionally weak part is even better, you get a gf that depends on you

>> No.33829322

>>33829267
Petra absolutely would suck him off, that little succubus

>> No.33829337
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>>33829117
>30 minutes
THAT'S TOO LONG
I WILL FOREVER ANTI LUCA AND HATE LUCUBS IF I DON'T SEE THEIR FEET IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES
AAAAAHHHH IM SO UPSET AT LUCAAAAA AAAAAAHHH GRRRRR

>> No.33829339

>>33829124
good job, you just figured out people here aren't unicorns, they just don't like Luca

>> No.33829344

>>33829239
I keep mistaking him as selen unless I check his eyes so yes

>> No.33829354

>>33829106
does anyone have that sonny slug sex art

>> No.33829377

Luca's saving them from this kusoge
He;s based

>> No.33829385

I'm sorry for doomposting but I have a bad feeling about the solar flares that are apparently going to hit the earth tomorrow.

>> No.33829387

>>33829265
jokes on them, this is the quietest he's ever been in his life

>> No.33829393

>>33829150
hope your 12h shift wasnt too bad, sleep well!

>> No.33829397

>"Chat is like why is Luca here?"
>Because he can. Why not?
She's talking to you, /nijien/

>> No.33829402

>>33829295
>but it was open to anyone
Oh, then who cares

>> No.33829409

>>33829236
>Kyo
>Black
Anon...

>> No.33829412

>>33829189
Petra said his appearance was planned

>> No.33829415
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>>33829269
>"hahahaha lol Reimu is a shitposter xD"
>meanwhile these two /here/chuubas shit on the thread whenever they're not streaming
Why are (You) both like this?

>> No.33829437

if riku tazumi did this you guys would be sucking him off

>> No.33829436

>>33829385
This is a very ominous post. I don't like it

>> No.33829440

>>33829385
Give it to me straight, anon. What are the chances of me dying from it.

>> No.33829448

>>33829397
but i'm not even watching that stream

>> No.33829453

>>33829385
Just remember that nothing ever happens and we could all use a break from the internet for a while

>> No.33829466

>>33829265
They were over 1.1k before luca joined, retard

>> No.33829469

>>33829385
Elira gonna fart?

>> No.33829478

>>33829385
Thank god, I'll get to die before growing old.

>> No.33829479

>>33829409
he's white, black, and gay at the same time

>> No.33829482

>>33829322
Petra doesn't bother with fags or normalfags. She only helps virgin men graduate with sex exams.

>> No.33829484

oh lol there are people on 4chan seething about luca. why do people take these seriously?

>> No.33829486

Lucubs please stop embarrassing yourselves

>> No.33829493

Pomu I know you're here. Stop playing through OBS I swear to god.

>> No.33829497
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>>33829385
>I'm sorry for doomposting but I have a bad feeling about the solar flares that are apparently going to hit the earth tomorrow.
Finally I'll get a day off.

>> No.33829496

>>33829397
good for them but im not watching a petra stream

>> No.33829506

Ewiwa wants to eat these slimes

>> No.33829507

>>33829295
why did they open it to people? I thought it was a collab

>> No.33829512

Pomu and Selen are way too busy with nijifes prep to be shitposting in this lame little thread.

>> No.33829515

>You put rabbit ears on anything and it looks so fucking cute, it's like when you put cat ears on anything it looks so cute! Arraarararaaagh, I get so angry because it's so cute, it's like, I just wanna crumple it up in my hands and eat it, it's so cute
Bunny NijiEN liver when? Elira demands it

>> No.33829522

>>33829385
god i hope my side of the planet is facing the sun

>> No.33829534

>>33829493
No. :)

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>>33829337
I guess I was being too lenient on them. They're taking advantage of my kindness with their feetless posts...

>> No.33829560

>>33829208
I think they balked because he was talking about doing it with Shoto, but fair enough

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>>33827791
>has hag sex voice
>162cm
>body looks like this
god damn

>> No.33829571

>>33829385
Please hit me straight on

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>>33829269
pomu and selen are the shitposting schizo dragoon and pomudachi

yfw they have a game on discord to see who can tell who is who shitposting

>> No.33829592

Don't let this thread distract you from the fact that Korean students have a 15-hour school schedule.

>> No.33829600

>>33829484
>Expect Maria and Petra collab
>Luca pogs in
Yeah, I'll just watch someone else.

>> No.33829603

>>33829515
but that would be sexy not cute

>> No.33829609

>>33829507
I dunno maybe they were worried they wouldn’t have anything to talk about

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>>33829385
Well at least I got to play the wotlk beta to relive the old days before the end...

>> No.33829624

>>33829512
but that might not even end up happening…

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>>33829497
>PC that I worked months for dies
haha pog...

>> No.33829641

>>33829560
they were okay with an asmr thing with mysta during one of the offcollabs though

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>>33829515
true

>> No.33829649

>>33829436
>>33829440
>>33829453
>>33829469
>>33829478
>>33829497
>>33829522
>>33829571
Nothing serious is gonna happen to your health probably but electronics and the internet might get fucked.

>> No.33829677

>>33829649
i will finally be free

>> No.33829676

>>33829582
My favorite rrat is the one that half the minecraft luca complaining was them.

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>>33829319
I like Selen a lot but she deserves someone more dependable than me. She'd get too attached and cry easily if you tell her you're too busy to hang out with her or something. I do hope she finds a dragoon that can satisfy her menhera and give her the love her parents never did.

Pomu seems independent enough that it'd be possible to have a healthy relationship without becoming too codependent. I love how low maintenance she is while simultaneously very passionate about her own interests.

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>>33829515
>it's like, I just wanna crumple it up in my hands and eat it,
Now how does she feel about wheelchairs?

>> No.33829684

>>33829385
just put a faraday cage on the earth, dumbass

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>>33829512
yeah sure thing pomu whatever you say

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>>33829592
Don't they almost have year round school as well?

>> No.33829712

>get in there and make some kids
Ewiwa...

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>>33829649
Can't it just wrap my laptop in aluminum foil and call it a day?

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>>33829649
>Internet nothing goes down for months
>Can't watch your oshi
Yeah, nothing bad

>> No.33829724

>>33829592
I know. It's a contributing factor to their suicide rate that's higher than Japan.

>> No.33829763

>>33829720
STOP SHAVING RIGHT NOW

>> No.33829761

>>33829649
>all electronics and internet fucked
suicide is pretty bad for your health desu

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>>33829649
>electronics and the internet might get fucked
Oh boy. Alone with my thoughts! This sure will end well!

>> No.33829773

Do you think Luca is feeling down about not joining Pomulen collab after seeing that collab actually being successful without having to act like twitch zoomer for pentomos?

Is that the reason of those schedules? Does he prefer to be a pomu and selen's friend and hangout with his friends like pomu and selen do instead of having to interact with people like Petra/Maria?

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man...

>> No.33829790

Elira is assuming the shrimp position!
She is so focused on Slime Rancher

>> No.33829798

>>33829649
So my computer will die? Good.

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>>33829649
Fuck you, I thought I could finally be free of this mortal coil and you tell me I just won't be able to play vidya tomorrow.

>> No.33829815

>>33829676
Nobody else in NijiEN knows it's them, they just spend all night after stream shitposting about Luca and MANAGEMENT HATE on /vt/ behind everyone's backs and laughing about it together in DM's.

My two shitposting oshis.

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>Internet gets fucked
>Can't work anymore

>> No.33829861

>>33829592
I'm glad I'm not Korean...

>> No.33829863

>>33829314
okay now this is a shitpost

>> No.33829886

>>33829854
>Internet gets fucked
>I get fucked
WE ARE

>> No.33829889

>>33829273
Yume/fujojoshi holy war actually sounds fun as hell, what has this site done to me

>> No.33829908

>>33829886
WE ARE
ON THE CRUIIIIIIIISEEEEEEEEE

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your microwave can act as a faraday cage btw just thought id let you guys know

>> No.33829923

>>33829815
You KNOW Reimu is skipping streams to shitpost here too.

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>>33829512
>nijifes prep

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>>33829229
I'm a lucub but I don't understand why he's there. He's just back seating and he moves his model a lot, it's distracting. Is this what happens when he's living by himself? If he wanted to be on stream he can just stream by himself. Now, I am watching something I am not planning to watch just because he's there. My son is retarded I want to rape correct him so much. I'll give him a hundred spank to ease my anger

>> No.33829965

how the fuck do you watch nijien for so long and still make retarded jokes about joining stream...

>> No.33829969

>>33829863
Why do you reply lucub?

>> No.33829973

>solar flare happens
>gets day off
>"actually, let's just cancel your contract, rumao"
M-maybe I'll go back to me family's farmstead...

>> No.33829979

>>33829889
>fujojoshi

>> No.33829981

>>33829886
Australian

>> No.33829998

>Nijifest is cancelled because theres sun spots tomorrow when all the livers will be flying and Nijisanji can't take any chances in their planes crashing

IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

>> No.33829999

>>33829965
because inviting yourself to a game that can literally only be played with 2 people is weird

>> No.33830010

>>33829863
>calling Luca one-dimensional is a shitpost
>the guy's catchphrase is just a twitch emote
>literally every piece of media or merch about him is just POG
>even the Japanese livers only know him for POG
kek

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>>33829958
>I'm a lucub
you know what to do, apologize! show me those cute toes of yours

>> No.33830036

list of crimes Luca has yet to apologize for
>cooking Enna's privates
>Petra's discord yab
>Reimu incident
>Finana's decline
>Luxiem favoritism
>Selen shipping
>Ban Hada incident
>The Great Minecraft Reset circa 2022
>iluna nepotism hires
>killing Noctyx unity
>Sonnyban splitting up
>straight up drowning a guy to death in his shower stream
>Shinzo Abe assassination
>Queen liz assassination
>spawning a typhoon on Japan
>tomorrow's solar flares
These were all his responsibility and he needs to apologize!

>> No.33830049

>>33829922
are you saying I should put my phone in the microwave

>> No.33830052

>>33829998
you mean its time for the boat arc

>> No.33830053

what's up dog?

>> No.33830055

>>33829649
I've been hearing shit about solar flares destroying electronics for over a fucking decade and it has yet to happen

>> No.33830057
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>>33829922
Does this mean to use my microwave as a shield for my PC or that the microwave is the only thing that will survive?

>> No.33830056

>Petra ignoring Luca's question

>> No.33830062

>>33829720
But she wont be streaming either so you won't be missing anything.

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>>33829923
yeah we already know you are /here/ reimu no need to out yourself post cute latina feet

>> No.33830087

I just got done S ranking everything in MGSV and doing every side OP
and I gotta say?
despite it's flaws it's a great game that still holds up and feels like a weirdly sentimental send off to MGS akin to MGS4. I like it

>> No.33830102

>>33829649
What is this speculation?

>> No.33830110

>elira, pomu, finana, petra, selen, rosemi, millie, enna and maria
luca is the real harem protagonist

>> No.33830116

>>33830036
>liz was assassinated
omg

>> No.33830139

>>33829969
now THIS is a shitpost

>> No.33830143

God I still cant believe Elira and Rosemi are so fucking dumb to put Yugo is gryphdor

>> No.33830146

>>33830010
>Selen's catchphrase and all she is known for is HAHAHAHA
Don't throw rocks from a glass house

>> No.33830154

>>33830036
>The Great Minecraft Reset
I read Great Barrier Reef and was fully on board before I thought about it a little

>> No.33830164

Just woke up, has Luca apologized for the crusades yet?

>> No.33830171

>>33830052
They get abducted in an island battle royal style

>> No.33830176

why can’t I get NijiUK petra in other collabs

>> No.33830177
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Holy shit. So this is the power of ASMR. I thought it's all just lewd whispering and moaning... I truly realize it now. I came (mentally). thanks Millie.

>> No.33830182

>>33830143
>gryphdor

>> No.33830192

>>33830036
Luca set Kenosha, Portland, and Minneapolis on fire in 2020

>> No.33830209

>>33830143
Rosemi put him in Ravenclaw, retarded chat insisted otherwise

>> No.33830211

>>33830055
it happened in 2003 as mentioned in this video, but only some parts of the US were reportedly affected:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9tfx6rfAIo

>> No.33830220

>>33830143
yugo is brave he just menhera sometime

>> No.33830233

>>33830036
How many unaddressed crimes did lauren commit before this?

>> No.33830237

how is millie gonna "help the world" as her calling, if she cant even stop 1 kid from dying infront of her lmao

>> No.33830256

>That's just my emotional support Luca
Luca stuffs Petra and rearranges her organs with his massive cock when she gets anxious

>> No.33830261

>>33830102
general schizophrenia instead of the making the thread bad kind

>> No.33830266

>>33830087
Nice job anon. Do you happen to have an FOB set up in case Pomu does a community fob invasion stream?

>> No.33830274

>>33830177
enjoy and have a good rest anon

>> No.33830281

>>33830237
shes going to repopulate it after the solar flare

>> No.33830298

>>33830036
Reminds me of the "Watch out for Daiz" pasta on /a/.

>> No.33830308

>>33830036
Lucubs explain yourself

>> No.33830312
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Which one of you was this anons
>>>/gif/23545116

>> No.33830318
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>Extremely horny
>Remember that Pomu never gets any porn

>> No.33830319

>>33830266
Yes
even though i've never done the FOB shit I have gotten 1st place in the month since I started replaying it lmao cause nobody plays anymore

>> No.33830331

Why is Luca not saying anything

>> No.33830334

I hope luca will join nijiuk collab and hags splatopn collab too

>> No.33830341
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33830341

How am I supposed to watch porn with everything getting fried?

>> No.33830344

>>33830312
why are u lookin at dudes jerkin off...

>> No.33830349

>>33830177
>I thought it's all just lewd whispering and moaning... I truly realize it now.
wait what, that IS all it is

>> No.33830358

>>33830331
he’s working

>> No.33830387

>>33830176
because nijiuk petra happens from banter with millie, enna and reimu who are her best friends

>> No.33830398

>>33830344
gotta improve my form

>> No.33830400

>>33828174
no.. my original MLP..

>> No.33830402

>>33830318
blindanon...

>> No.33830410

>>33830087
I feel the same. 4 and 5 get ragged on really hard and to some degrees people are right, but MGS5 despite being half-baked is still a hallmark of its entire genre.

>> No.33830419

>>33830318
https://twitter.com/lewdselmetti/status/1572090097750913024

>> No.33830422
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I hope you guys have books in your room...

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I was thinking what i'd do if there was a zombie apocalypse honestly with my family.
i'd probably tell them all to get a tank of argon and focus on their children first, and then themselves. But I wouldnt kill myself, i'd wander the earth alone until something offs me, wracked with guilt of killing my family but the fear of the eternal slumber

>> No.33830449

>>33830331
fighting his inner guilt for all his crimes

>> No.33830475

>>33830429
you're the type of nigga that gets merked in the wal-mart parking lot

>> No.33830488

>>33830087
MGSV makes me depressed that a game that was shitted on with drama and rushed dates is still better, more playable, and more fun than 90% of the drivel put out with modern games.

>> No.33830487

>>33830154
He didn't do that yet but are we gonna wait until he does?

>> No.33830499

>>33830429
I would just kill myself. Too much work trying to live in an apocalypse.

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>>33830419
holy sex

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>>33830419
>sept 19 2022
based BASED

>> No.33830519

>>33830419
Very based
Pomu is, always has been, and always will be, sex.

>> No.33830523

>>33830331
They probably told him to join in case it was awkward, wich ironically makes it awkward

>> No.33830525

Don't look at the catalog

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33830528

>>33830177
The lewd sounds are nice but Millie's are just relaxing noises. Although when she was doing the straw asmr or whatever that was I got a raging hard-on for some reason that didn't go down until she stopped.

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>>33830429

>> No.33830535

im a pentomo for a year and i still cant believe how petra is so bad at games.its like she has a mental problem

>> No.33830549

>>33830429
I'd fuck the zombie. Also, why argon? Is that the cheapest noble gas?

>> No.33830550

I hope luca join noctyx collab and they play overwatch instead

>> No.33830563

>>33830535
she's chinese and a woman

>> No.33830567

>>33830419
>mintfags would rather commission porn of a dead chuuba than her current incarnation

>> No.33830589
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I have evolved, shaped myself to the form that Elira desires

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>>33830429
I'd be one of those people that just gives up on the world and its laws and holes up in a cabin in the woods and rapes/murders any survivors that show up.

If the world's ending anyway then might as well have fun.

>> No.33830594

>>33830525
Now I have to look at it, fuck you

>> No.33830595

>>33830523
that makes no sense. Petra and maria had a collab already and are talking behind the scenes.

>> No.33830602

>>33830525
I'm looking right now

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>>33830535
Pomu has been slowly improving her gaming skills. I am proud of her.

>> No.33830609

>>33830535
When you're as smart as she is, it messes with you

>> No.33830610

>>33830422
i have an unread fantasy series waiting for just this moment

>> No.33830623

https://twitter.com/FabulousWeird/status/1572937888177991681
wave 7

>> No.33830635

men support their oshis by commissioning porn

>> No.33830636

>>33830567
stay mad

>> No.33830651

Ugghhhh is there even a point of going to Japan if I can't go to Nijifes? I wanted my first time traveling to Japan to be something cool but I guess I'll just wait till the next big Nijisanji event.

>> No.33830669

>>33830589
Now elira will call weewas cute too. Bunny ears make everything cute.

>> No.33830676

>>33830549
Argon or Carbon Dioxide would be the most prevalent and easiest to obtain gas.
Argon is also heavier than air, so it literally cant get out of your lungs and is literally a thing to be upside down to exhale the argon out of your body.

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Why is sonny talked about itt again... I can't follow

>> No.33830694

>typhoon
>CME
This year is fucked
I hope it's not a Carington-tier CME.

>> No.33830708

>>33830635
This but unironically.

>> No.33830712

>>33830567
por que no los dos

>> No.33830717

>>33830651
You can visit Mt.Fuji and maybe meet Pomu in real life if she's also there because she's too stubborn to let a typhoon ruin her plans.

>> No.33830722

>>33830651
If you already got a ticket just go sightseeing 4head.

>> No.33830726

>>33830429
The only correct choice in a zombie apocalypse is suicide. A cure cannot be made and a vaccine still leaves you with hordes upon hordes, and if there's one thing I've learned in the past few years is that humanity as a whole can't even stop a fucking cough, let alone Meemaw clawing at the back porch. Ain't worth going through years of that.

>> No.33830745

>>33830651
There's plenty of stuff to do, but if you're tight on money you can consider rescheduling if it does get cancelled.

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>>33830592
Me and my party gonna raid your crib for your loot

>> No.33830788

>>33830726
a zombie apocalypse would last a few months at best, we're too good at killing/destroying stuff and there's enough ammo in the world to kill the entire population many times over

>> No.33830790

>>33830651
go to Aokigahara forest for fun

>> No.33830812

>>33830651
There's a couple of big franchises having final lives next year because my friends won't shut up about them if you're into idol anime, could go to those.

>> No.33830830

>>33830595
The thing is I have no idea of what other reason there could be other than backseating, because it seems like Luca doesn't want to intrude too much unless they ask him something

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33830840

did you guys know that I love Rosemi?

>> No.33830849

>>33830788
You say that, but people are fucking stupid. There WILL be Tiktok kids doing a "pretend zombie challenge" and there will be people getting domed for it for example.

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>>33830774
If you're an aloucreep or pomudachi just say so and I'll let you join me, we could rape so many cute girls with no one to stop us.

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>>33830726
I mean, I just don't think I could handle wondering what happened to my family, and pictures of them being ripped apart by zombies in my mind.
I'd be better off knowing they died peacefully of a gas poisoning honestly

>> No.33830892

>>33830849
not everyone has to live through it, just like covid

>> No.33830907

>>33830563
What distinguishes Selen from the other 2 Chinese women?

>> No.33830920

>>33830726
Eh, I give humans more credit. They have limped along for 5000 years as a civilized species despite constantly being stupid, impotent, and petty. When it comes to survival the instinct is still there.

>> No.33830943

>>33830694
>a typhoon help Japan from being invaded by foreigners
I heard this before

>> No.33830949

If there WAS a zombie apocalypse, do you think sites like 4chan and reddit would still be active with shitposting?
or would it just be anything goes at that point

>> No.33830965

>>33830907
enna is mandarin and selen is cantonese, right? which one is petra?

>> No.33830969

>>33830907
she's chineser than the other 2

>> No.33830973

>>33830849
If it really came down to it the military would just start carpet bombing major population centers to eradicate all the zombies before sending in the army to kill off the stragglers.
Sure only a few hundred humans might survive globally, and it'll take hundreds of years for humanity to recover, but it wouldn't be wiped out.

>> No.33830971

Luca is actually decently tolerable this time wtf. He's staying quiet most of the time and isn't forcing his shitty humor or interrupting the flow of maripeto's conversation. Still don't get why he needs to be here though.

>> No.33830984

>>33830907
Selen is Honorary Anglo chink while the other 2 are mainlanders living in their colonies

>> No.33830987

So is Pomu closer with Selen or Elira now? Is it Elipom or PomuxSelen?

>> No.33830986

>>33830609
And there's Enna who isn't smart and is just as horrendous.

>> No.33830988
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Imagine Selen choking on your dick, and then she just bursts into nervous laughter

>> No.33830999

>>33830943
Twice

>> No.33831009

>>33830965
Canto

>> No.33831012

>>33830971
>Still don't get why he needs to be here though.
because hes a fucking weirdo groomer who can't go 2 seconds without being the center of attention.

>> No.33831017

>>33830949
No, people would make phone apps that radio out messages to other people around.

>> No.33831016

Elira wants to get a record player

>> No.33831021

>>33830987
Why not both?

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>>33830016
no

>> No.33831028
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33831028

>>33830874
Sorry brother but I got people to look after and you're a danger, a beast that I'll hunt and put down like an animal. My triumph over you, like how man tamed the wilds.

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33831042

>>33830949
Just went outside for regrouping and some fucking cracked out rando bit me. Hopefully I can catch one more Petra stream.

>> No.33831047

>>33830907
Purple and dragon, birds are fucking dumb and don't even exist

>> No.33831060

>>33831012
Lonely after moving out

>> No.33831063

>>33830830
idk it was random asf but im not going to try to think about it too much

>> No.33831077

>>33830949
I'm pretty sure slavs are still shitposting on their chans despite, yknow, the thing happening.

>> No.33831079

>>33830949
shitposting is eternal, there would be fountains of memes about the world ending, it would be graffiti'd if there's no internet

>> No.33831081

>>33830790
Hi Logan Paul

>> No.33831094
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33831094

Quick anon! before you turn into a zombie, post your thick girthy cock...

>> No.33831100

>>33830999
Wasn't both times the mongols?

>> No.33831108

>>33830987
Definitely Selen

>> No.33831121

>>33831012
that's shu and fulgur

>> No.33831130

>>33831094
Petra you damn cockhungry beast this is no time for sex, we don't even know if it spreads through semen!

>> No.33831133

Why is he not going to bed...

>> No.33831140

>>33830988
I can't imagine it because i would pull a gun on her if she tried to suck my dick

>> No.33831146

>>33830949
>If there WAS a zombie apocalypse, do you think sites like 4chan and reddit would still be active with shitposting?
I hope so. But i'd be extra careful around anons luring in unsuspecting prey to their nests.

>> No.33831157

petra subtly asking luca to gtfo

>> No.33831159

>>33831100
Only the rulers of China plus some few cavalrymen were the Mongols (Yuans) but majority of the soldiers sent to Japan were Koreans and Chinese.

>> No.33831167
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33831167

>>33831028
That's fine, we'll just eliminate you and rape your loved ones in front of you as you lay dying. Do you have any children or younger siblings by chance?

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33831176

>>33830528
>spoiler
I don't get it but I'll be watching more of Millie's ASMR vods from now on.

>> No.33831177

>>33830973
Well yeah, but do you personally wanna be one of those humans trying to rebuild? I sure as shit don't.

>> No.33831190

>petra and maria collab
why is luca there...

>> No.33831206

>>33830907
isnt selen and petra hong kong

>> No.33831210

>>33831012
>because hes a fucking weirdo groomer who can't go 2 seconds without being the center of attention.
Him and Vox are very very similar in that aspect.
A few months back Vox was supposed to participate in the first TF2 collab but dropped out at the last second, it was because of this that we had a great and fun collab where everyone involved had their time to shine imo.

>> No.33831230

really want to lick rosemi's perky nipples while stroking her tiny penis and fondling her cute balls rn (right now)

>> No.33831237

>>33831121
Fulgur can't be a groomer, he's too busy rapebaiting every day of his life.

>> No.33831242

>>33831206
Only Selen
Petra, Enna and Maria are all Han

>> No.33831244

Aia and Enna collab next week

>> No.33831272

rrat

>> No.33831273

>>33830949
i will be fujoposting during the zombie apocalypse about that one zombie bl manga

>> No.33831294
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33831294

>>33831167
>we
More lambs for the slaughter then? your skull will be used as a communal soup bowl btw.

>> No.33831306

>>33831272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZZjq3l8Glc

>> No.33831312
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33831312

>>33831272
ogey

>> No.33831313

>>33831242
i thought petra was from hk but now lives on the us?

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>>33831272

>> No.33831332

>>33831273
was that the one where the lead was raped by a guy with a gun for survival

>> No.33831341

>>33831177
They made it look kinda comfy in Eva 3.0+1.0 so maybe. Decentralized and small-scale tribal social structures are pretty nice since.
But then again I'm a kissless virgin pomudachi so half the appeal would be less competition for cute girls.

>> No.33831347

>>33831190
why not?

>> No.33831353 [DELETED] 

>>33831273
>one zombie bl manga
which one? there's like a bunch of zombie bl manga

>> No.33831354 [DELETED] 

I am already having a shitty day and then I learn lazu3D will most likely not happen. Great.

>> No.33831363

Hey Luca, who smells better: Petra or Maria

>> No.33831371

>>33831244
Fuck.. at least they kind of get along.

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