/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33808097
Is Gura?

look at my cute shark wife

>>33808141
Gura is, and is not

gura !!!!!!!!!!!

Gaze upon perfection. The ideal oshi.

>>33808141
Gura thinks therefore she is

How do we make the shark immortal?

>>33808191
She looks retarded wide.

>>33808165
Cunny doko?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>33808169
>>33808207

>>33808235
I know. Isn't it great?

That's right. Suck my cock Gura

>>33808191
I woke up to this staring me in the face

I love the little noises she makes sometimes.

>>33808235
What are you gonna do about it

>>33808207
>gura
>thinks
nice one, next you gonna tell me she also streams
steam code please

So is it safe to say there's no stream tonight? I.. need sleep but I cant fall back asleep.

My wife Gura is the best, simply the best!

>>33808410
Yep you can go sleep, not even twitter likes and she's not obsessed with Rust anymore for "Surprise streams"

Real Chumbies remember her letter to us at 2 million subs. She said she was going to do her best until the 3D live on stage. Goal accomplished. That means she doesn't have to do her best anymore. She was giving it us straight from the beginning.

>>33808484
I don't think it's possible for Gura to not do her best.

>>33808382
Sir tonight I have special code for you
Subway Tuna sandwich
HL48-5R93-P94J-DSF2

so really 4 days of no gura. fuck

>>33808522
The only way not to do her best is by not streaming. Even haters complain they don't see her enough kek

>>33808587
No, she's still doing her best even then. So are you and me.

>>33808587
>>33808636
the problem with you fucktards is you think people wanting her to stream are 'haters'. listen here buddy i've seen the real haters they shit like she's loli baiting or fake voice or shit like that.

>>33808547
Yep. All that hard work she had to do over the weekend for her concert. You know, like tweet and hit the go live button. That takes a lot out of a person.

Since you guys couldn't take the hint, she's only excited about getting back into streaming more in October. I'm guessing the perms guy still isn't back too.

>>33808670
prerecorded streams and wallpaper posts now count as reasons not to stream more

Sirs please, I do not have enough coupons for everyone!

>No males allowed
As far as I'm concerned, she can do whatever the hell shes wants to.

>>33808672
>blaming the perms
there's tons of holos playing new games as we speak. also dyrbi the october shit? she hyped it up last halloween too but barely ended up playing much horror games.

>>33808765
yeah me

>>33808672
No, she said she got the thing she wanted and can't wait to play it in October. I'm going to guess either Poppy's Playtime or Madison. Leaning more towards Poppy's Playtime.

>>33808659
But I'm talking outside of /ggg/ bud

>>33808775
Sir why are you trying to trick me for extra coupons, let's not be greedy

>>33808765
is the bar that low now? you know that's just the normal and she streamed a shit ton more in 2020-2021. I miss the old gura.

Gooba is:

A} A vtuber who doesn't stream anymore

B} A cunny we all fap to

C) A weird girl whos into smelly smells

D) An unabashed foot fetishist

>>33808659
>shit like she's loli baiting
Not gonna lie, I came for the loli, stayed for the personality and cunny ToT

>>33808672
She has plenty of games she can stream before October. She could also finish that Haunted House to get it out of the way before Halloween.

>>33808848
abayo offtopic fag. quit spamming up the thread. at least post cute gura pics.

>>33808887
What games? If Gura isn't excited about something she's not gonna stream.

Hot take
I miss Gura streams

i love my based lolibaiting minishark oshi

>>33808854
>The normal
Shes the champion of CGDCT and you should show some respect

My onahole!

>>33808952
Me too, buddy. Me too.

>>33808755
Syvlie, I still don't have my gift card. Please do the needful.

>>33808921
so she should just quit streaming because apparently no games are exciting?

>>33808547
>4 days
it's 2 so far
>nooo collabs don't count
bad news for you then, specially if she's in pico park

>>33808998
Yes. I want to watch her having fun, not babysitting us.

>>33808971
i'll show respect once there's content again, faggot. I don't care about your unicorn schizo shit.

>>33808921
That's what she says every time she gets perms, but then ends up not wanting to play it anyway. Maybe she should actually do something instead of waiting for her to "feel" like doing it (which will be never).

Bros how we convince her to do more ASMR?

>>33808765
Glad you see how much better off Gura is with me.

>>33809057
start with just chatting streams

>>33808952
That's fine as long as you don't try to devalue her work outside of standard streaming and claim none of her projects are worth it.

>>33809057
Start with convincing her to stream again

gumbo love

>>33809043
>Admitting that you're fine with Gura not streaming
And you call us the antis.

>>33808952
I'm currently ok because saturday and sunday are already confirmed

gushing goober

>>33809057
i don't like asmr so i'm good

>>33809083
I love her recent projects and think they are amazing
They are not worth losing literally hundreds of hours of streams and never will people and people pretending they are aren't Gura fans.

i miss watching her play games

>>33809096
Correct. Gura is a literal princess and you need to respect that.

>>33809123
I thought pico park lineup wasn't confirmed 100%. same with amogus

>>33809150
This desu
I think her projects are great but at what cost?
300+ hours of streams? Not worth it.

>>33809083
>none of her projects are worth it
Nothing she's done so far has justified how little she's streamed for so many months.

>>33808547
She might be vacationing. Let her break whenever man...Nothing worse than an oshii commiting channel kill due to burnout...

>>33809177
fuck off anti, go graduate your oshi instead.

>>33809123
I was confused when you said Saturday, but that's because it'll be Sunday for me. Timezones suck.

inb4 October returns to stability only for Cover to drag their asses to japan for a 3d showcase

>>33809227
Shes the one of the last bastions of No Males Allowed.
Have some patience for the queen of EN bud.

>>33809150
>>33809227
And this is why no one will believe you are chumbies. Everything Gura works for is worth it.

Behold

>not a real Gura fan
This is like the weakest bait and you keep using it over and over lol

Shark
Vagina

Sorry to say this to numberbuds but Gura just doesn't like streaming a lot.

>>33809150
>>33809209
I feel like we've gotten a lot of newer fans that don't know how kino consistent gura streams and schedules were. Yeah the concert was great but it was still gimped and not the full shit it was supposed to be and still didn't provide near the same amount of hours or peak happiness if across tons of streams and fun with more 'personal gura' rather than a recorded thing. she feels so distant now compared to before.

>>33809200
amogus pretty much is confirmed, kiara just said the regular "things can change" schtick so if any girls want to cancel they could

>>33809341
Well I don't think they're numberfags, just buds that have nothing else going on in their lives besides watching Gura I guess.

>>33809328
EROI!!!!!!!!!!

>>33809341
How do we still have numberfags after all this time? They have to be shitposters at this point.

>>33809305
>wojak
Kill yourself

look at this creature

>>33809339
I feel like you're a new fan too because this is pretty typical for new talents. How do you think I feel having watched Shion, Aqua, Marine, Suisei, etc?

>>33809339
Talking with Gura for 5 hours > 40 min prerecording of Gura

handcam stream frame is up, get in bros

>>33809232
>vacationing
A good amount of her breaks in the past few months have been vacation length.
>.Nothing worse than an oshii commiting channel kill due to burnout
She's already killing her channel by barely doing anything.

>>33809417
See >>33809400
I miss my weekly shark copium
>>33809426
I don't care about those jp talents you cherry picked. What about the ones that still stream a lot?

>>33809305
You don't wanna mess with the hagchads. There are more pressing matters anyway.

The biggest shitpost about my oshi is that they don't get to see her enough kek.

>>33809445
you made me check, faggit

>>33809474
Sorry but those talents don't happen to be the ones she looks up to.

>>33809328
I really want to have sex with an actual shark, the thought of turning such a deadly majestic creature into my personal onahole is incredibly erotic.

>>33809516
Everyone loves goomba

Why gura doesn't stream anymore?

>>33809542
She looks up to okayu and she streams a lot and marine used to stream a lot before her voice issues. fbk still streams a lot.

>>33809610
Lazy, tired and stupid

Gura is the only thing keeping me alive nowadays and I love her with all my heart.
But I've been watching some random streams from last year and its noticeable how fun and more personal streams were back then.

I'm proud of her on what she accomplished recently but I miss old Gura. I wish she comes back to us someday...

>>33809516
It's /#/ fags. Whenever they compare to JP, it always is. They don't actually care about Gura, they just want more golds to beat Nijis.

>>33809516
not eveything is a 'shitpost' ESL-chama.

Gura is not playing Rust because Haachama is playing this season and management stopped her from entering the server.

C'mon compared to HER Goomba streams a lot. Blue gremlin would disappear for MONTHS.

>>33809516
Ya love to see it

>>33809756
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

>>33809676
They post in here too to try to get us to complain to her, as if she hasn't already read out loud SCs about her streaming multiple times.

Like it goombue

>>33809767
she reverted to blue gremlin mode after she met irys

>>33809834
yes

>>33809834
ah gwar gwumbo

Squalene, a compound found in the vagina, is a natural lubricant. When a woman is aroused, squalene is secreted allowing the clitoris and labia to swell up and prepare the body for sex. Up to 96% of the liver oil found in sharks is squalene.

>>33809767
She was improving at first, but now she's reverting to her old laziness.

>>33810011
I want to eat Gura's liver. Is that what I'm supposed to be getting out of this?

Huahaha

Would you drink Gura's homemade pumpkin spice latte?

>>33809663
>the only thing keeping me alive
What about oxygen?

>>33809305
Lon do you have the original?

>>33810137
she is the oxygen

>>33809789
Gura is not playing Rust because she hates sand.

>>33810129
I love pumpkin spice.

>>33809756
Gura and Chammers are banned from interacting because Cover knows that it would be way too powerful of a combo to ever stop

Unlike bony fish, who shed eggs and sperm into the water column, sharks have developed internal fertilization as a mode of reproduction. The male’s sexual organ, called a “clasper” is located on the pelvic fin. Females have oviducts, a tube leading to the womb, this opening is referred to as a “cloaca”. The male will insert his clasper into the female’s cloaca, releasing sperm and fertilizing her eggs. This usually happens whilst the sharks are swimming parallel to one another, the male will hold on to the female with his teeth, often inflicting bite marks along the female’s body.

Mating is difficult to observe in the wild, and most sharks will not mate in captivity making it very difficult to study mating habits of sharks. Sharks are late maturing, meaning that they will not become sexually mature until later on in their lives, whale sharks do not reach sexual maturity till the grand old age of 30!!! This means they are very vulnerable to population decline. Once they are mature, sharks will usually mate in the spring and summer. The period of gestation can be anything from 9 months to 2 years ( frilled shark gestation period may be as long as 3.5 years). Most species have an average gestation period of 9-12 months. The pups are born as mini replicas of their parents, and once they are born there is no parental care invested in them, they simply swim off into the vast ocean to fend for themselves.

Like whale and humans, Sharks are k/selected species, which means they adhere to a life history strategy of slow growth, late maturation, long gestation and the production of small litters of high quality pups who are born ready to evade predators and competitors, enhancing their survival rate.
Nutrients are provided from several sources. Some species receive their nourishment through the sole use of yolk reserves from within the egg, this is refereed to as lecithotrophic. Lecithotrophic forms of reproduction include yolk sac viviparity and oviparity. For other species, the energy reserves present in the egg are supplemented by additional nutrients from the mother during gestation, this is referred to as matrotrophic. Matrotrophic methods of reproduction include placental viviparity and oophagy.

Oophagy (egg eating) – Oophagy, or egg eating, is a means of providing nutrition by which the developing embryos are provided unfertilized eggs (potential siblings) whilst still in the womb. These embryos are referred to as ‘intra-uterine’ cannibals. Species of sharks that practice oophagy include Shortfin Mako (Isurus oxyrinchus) and Porbeagle (Lamna nasus). The Sandtiger shark (Carcharias taurus) is another species that practices intra-uterine cannibalism. The first embryo to hatch will feed on other embryos, not just the unfertilized eggs, which means only two pups will be born, one from each uterus.

Placental Viviparity –Viviparity literally means “giving live birth”. In placental viviparity there is a connection between the embryo and its mother, it is via this connection that nutrition is provided to the developing pup. In the early stages, the embryo receives nourishment from a yolk sac, once this is used up the sac attaches to the wall of the uterus and forms a placenta. The pup will continue to receive nourishment directly from the mother’s bloodstream and waste products will be transferred to the mother for elimination. The number of pups in the litter ranges from 2-20. Examples of species using this method of reproduction include: Bulll sharks (Carcharhinus leucas), Lemon sharks (Negaprion brevirostris), Blue shark (Prionace glauca) and the Hammerhead sharks Sphyrnidae.

>>33809756
All she had to do was save those blocks..

>>33810129
Does it contain 100% naturally sourced shark juice?

>>33810270
Buncha cowards

>no stream/likes/tweets day
Fuck. She's depressed again and I don't even know the reason. I hate this...

Gura please don't curl up in a corner again. I want to hug you so bad... dammit.

>>33810432
She's having imposter syndrome again...

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>>33810296
>the male will hold on to the female with his teeth, often inflicting bite marks along the female’s body
I'm the reason Gura's tail has marks

>>33809516
It's great how that's all they got in her.

>>33810432
Gura is too busy shitposting about IRyS telling off homobeggers and calling Teamates cucks
Please understand.

>>33809834
Holy fuck those breeding cunny hips.

>>33810620
You’re in denial if you think that’s the only thing they shitpost her about. There’s at least three separate threads a day with different topics shitposting Gura.

>>33810529
Bretty based

>>33810491
Sus

>>33810795
I want to fuck this

>>33810296
>The pups are born as mini replicas of their parents, and once they are born there is no parental care invested in them, they simply swim off into the vast ocean to fend for themselves.
CUMMING INSIDE GURA AND FUCKING THE CHILD IMMEDIATELY AFTER BIRTH

gura will never play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-hhKCJpl1c

>>33810843
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>33810843
The sponsors...

any AIchads here? it keeps giving me two guras

>>33809834

>>33810843
ABAYO NIGGA

>>33809460
Nah she's fine.

Hololive is just flooded with people so obviously with new people others are gonna test new waters and may even find more comfortable mems.

I'd rather her put out stuff she likes than try to appease fans too much to the point she feels it's an obligation rather than a pleasure. Thats when shit feels forced.

>>33810843
STOP LEAKING THE ONLYFINS YOU DUMBASS!

>>33810958
Don't mind if we do

Gura will play Cyberpunk next week. She's waiting on perms.

June: Gura busy with travel
July: Gura busy with projects
August: Gura busy with playing Rust offline
September: Gura busy with ???

>>33811186
busy with me

>>33811186
Sorry sir I'm out of coupons sir

>>33808868
E) all of the above

>>33810958
Simple solution: Tint one of them red and call it an intentional feature

Just post Gura pics. It's obvious these aren't even Chumbuds. Smells like a failed raid like last thread.

I finally figured out what IRyS whispered into Gura's ear
https://youtu.be/-r2gt_9x4Sg?t=16668

>>33808183
>Those are Ina's
>.....Ina's underwear with goobas scent

H-HOLD ME BACK BOYS

goopy goop

>>33811366
I'm trying to make them kith

tickling gura's cute pits as she giggles and squirms

>>33811387

Taking Gura to a Chinese buffet, and watch as she fills her plate with pizza and fries.

>>33811719
An admirable goal

>>33810859
looks gay... wait is that a loli?

>>33811812
It's hot that this is something Gura might like. Maybe she will someday. She's liked old art before.

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2022/09/23/national/kishida-japan-border-opening/

Gura and others will be visiting Japan soon. How's her nihongo reps been so far?

>tfw can't hold Gura when she needs it the most

She has to stream tomorrow, right?

>>33811931
Cool another excuse for no streams for 2 months!!!!

Helosh friends,

Liklihood of Gura streaming today?
Or can I sleep?

>>33811931
She seems to be making progress, but Japanese takes years to get decent at

>>33811978
Go sleep

>>33811931
honestly dreading when they all do go to japan
off collab arc was bad enough

>>33811978
We're past the cutoff for 40 minutes. No twitter. She'll be back when she's back.

>>33811978
gura is eating candy in the dark scrolling through short videos today so go sleep

>>33811978
What do you think?

>>33811978
it's safe to go to sleep chumbie
huhaha

>>33811964
If she is in Pico Park she won't stream

>>33812027
This one will be funny because threads are going to be WHY ARENT THEY COLLABING WITH JPS on loop.

>>33811964
If she is in Pico Park she'll stream

>>33811931
hopefully better than mine. God Forsaken language. Like when do i ga and when do i wa?

>>33812084
>>33812139
Pico Park is on the 24th you retards

I'm jealous of Gooba's toilet

>>33811931
They were going to Japan regardless of this new policy. Cover got ID1 into Japan before this policy even took place so Myth wouldn't have trouble getting in. Umm, are you new? Gura said she is taking japanese lessons this autumn, so is Ame. That is probably in preparation for their trip early next year near Holofest

>>33811861
I think she'd get a borger

>>33812192
I know. If she's in Pico Park Saturday she'll want to get a solo stream in before that so she'll stream tomorrow.

>>33808765
Yeah, she gave us her love life, so she deserves a lot of trust and support in return. Besides, some of her projects will be ways of spending more time with us, and I have a good feeling that management will relent and approve them.

Wait Pico park is on the fucking 24? I guess there's a small really really small chance of a stream tomorrow

>>33811931
The bad thing about Gura going to Japan is we won't get normal streams for like a month. ID1 has been in Japan for about 3 weeks already.

>>33811186
May was when she was busy with travel. She uses the moving excuse, then changed it to house hunting. She never even moved

>>33812320
Sounds selfish of me but I hope they only go to Japan next year because of that

>>33812320
Cover better debut EN3 by then or the entire EN branch will die with Myth out of comission.

>>33812271
I wouldn't count on that.

>>33811978
Go to sleep euro bro. She isn't streaming today.

>>33812020
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>>33812417
Thank you and goodnight.

>>33812320
I always expected that but I also didn't think the past, what, half a year would happen.

Gura has exciting things happening every day and a bunch of nerds want her to sit down and play video games she doesn't enjoy for them. I can't blame her.

>>33812698
You mean like do her job?

>>33812737
Her job is to make money for the company and she's succeeding at that.

>>33812698
>Gura has exciting things happening every day
I'm sorry, what?

>>33812363
Isn't anymore selfish than Gura not streaming for no good reason like she's been doing.
>>33812382
Myth is a non-factor, Gura and Ina carry it and they barely even stream.

>>33811978
Sleep forever

>>33812085
I'll be honest if Gura goes to JP and doesnt collab with a single JP members I'd be pretty fucking annoyed.

>>33812793
Her job is to stream at least 3 days a week.

>>33812737
Streaming isn't mandatory. Look at Laplus. She does things outside of YouTube and is still massively popular. Same with Ayame and Aqua.

>>33812320
I still don't think they're gonna be going over there any time soon

>>33812917
She might do, like. One. But most of their time is going to be spent offstream. Better accept that now.

>>33812793
But she's also losing them money they could've made because of how lazy she is.

>>33812935
proof?

>>33809057
She doesn't need convincing. She was thinking about doing a quick one for us, but she's holding off for her special preparations.

>>33812986
There is no proof unless we can see their contracts. Cover wants these girls to be more than streambots though.

>>33812976
They don't care as long as she's merch smashing sales records. Go cry about it in /#/, we're not gonna complain to her for you.

>>33812935
you do know she has already streamed twice and is going to be on 2 collabs this week right?

>>33809057
I don't think we need to. She's been toying with the idea for a while and getting bolder and bolder. She'll do it eventually.

Buncha thespians in here.

>>33812937
You realize part of the reason they can get away with that is because they have JP members that do stream who help pick up the slack, right? EN doesn't have that, Gura is their top streamer and she barely streams.

>>33813073
Reine collab only counts as half a stream and we don't even know for sure if she's in either collab

>>33813129
Nah, they can all fuck off if they want. The fans they'll lose from it are like water weight.

>>33812976
>Has 7.7k likes on her latest member post and probably has the highest membership of most of the other hololive members.
>Sold Dino Gura merch that literally obliterated records by a huge margin that 2nd place isn't even close to it.
Seems like she's doing fine.

i could assume that gura hates her job and her fans or i could listen to gura and know that she's trying to create things for her fans to enjoy

Gooba and i are on vacation rn. Here a pic I took of her in the morning.

>>33812235
Why? She doesn't even use it.

>>33813196
if she wants to create things for me to enjoy how come she never made me a hamburger

>tfw didn't pull a holo Gura
Oh well at least I got Fauna and a couple other nice ones, guess it's ebay for me.

>>33813174
but im not doing fine anon, I need gura a stream

>>33813129
Maybe the other girls need to pick up the slack? Gura being the only heavy hitter in these two years has got to be tiring for her.

>>33813196
Those aren't mutually exclusive. Gura can hate streaming AND want to create things for her fans to enjoy, including streams.

I wonder if Gura has anything for home defense incase some schizo finds out her exact location. Ame said she sleeps with a baseball bat.

>>33813298
for real though. Literally none of the collabs or streams by other girls ever reach her numbers. That's kinda funny to me

>>33813129
Basically, you are complaining about Gura not carrying the whole EN branch alone?

>>33813309
Which of her streams did she seem like she hates streaming? Or are you making assumptions based on graphs you saw in /#/?

gura should make a naked member wallpaper to commemorate the animation

It's a shame that Gura won't talk about the Dino Plushie record during a public stream. So it'll never get clipped. I want as many people to know as possible and rub it in Covers face for how shit they treat her

>>33812698
Her nerds. She's looking for good video games, but remember her spiel about Animal Crossing and how it disappointed her expectations? Believe in her, because she's definitely laying the groundwork to really be our idol sharkwife and give us even more intense experiences.

I want to take away all of Gura's stress and anxiety.

This is Gooba's nude body. She wanted us to see her nude!

I wish Gura would do a cunny reveal stream.

>>33813421
Don't worry, my basement is super safe. Noone but me can go in (or out)

>>33813421
She has a homemade alarm system linked to a heavy steel vault door in front of her bedroom / panic room which is linked to every door, window, and any other entrance, as well as a number of firearms within arms reach of her bed ranging from an M1911 to a fully automatic AR platform rifle

>>33813614
Her chest is hidden by her hands and trident and Okayu's tail is deliberately drawn to cover her cunny but they still felt the need to add a fucking lightscreen

>>33813757
Cover are cowards, news at 11

>>33813505
Jump King was blatant, but you can catch hints of it in other streams. Though the fact she doesn't stream as much as the girls who do like streaming should be enough of a clue by itself.

>>33813196
Always trust the Goobs over the words of some random dude on an anonymous Vietnamese fishing forum. It's never failed me.

Gurass

Imagine losing faith

>>33813844
Was this leaked somewhere or is this a fanmade edit?

>>33814202
It's an edit

>>33814202
https://twitter.com/konbusama9029/status/1572171863350185984

It's good enough that it might as well be real.

>>33813845
A single stream where she's sleep deprived and clearly affected by personal shit is not proof that she hates her job. Please elaborate as to these hints, I'm sure there are plenty since you're so convinced.
And no, low stream hours isn't proof. You wouldn't say Mio hates streaming just because she has low hours.

>>33814560
>You wouldn't say Mio hates streaming just because she has low hours.
Yes I would?

>>33814560
I dont think she hates her job but she surely doesnt stream much lately

>>33814800
>>33814650
>>33814560
This is the Gura thread

>>33814861
?? I am talking about gura retard

>>33814897
None of that was related to Gura in any way.

Here's Gura. Sorry.

>>33815011
I would

>>33814650
Then you're terminally retarded, sorry for your loss
Go stare at graphs or argue about nijis in /#/ or something

>>33814944
no more free codes retard, go back

>>33814861
Making a comparison to a holo you've never heard of doesn't make the conversation not about Gura's hours

>>33813557
I just want to rub the Dino tummy

>>33815314
>>33814897
This is the Gura thread, not the Gura's hours thread

>>33815355
i'm gonna fuck that little dino raw

Gura has way more member streams than other holos, which means other Holos hate their members.

Same doko? Any info about it or should I go to sleep?
t. eurofag

Oh, yes, they call her the Streak
Fastest thing on two feet
She's just as proud as she can be
Of her anatomy
She goin' give us a peek

>>33815414
Go to sleep bröther

>>33815559
oyasame!

>>33815559
NTA, But she already finished her big project, what's the excuse now? I really miss her.

>>33815667
Dream about her

>>33815690
You don't make yourself more convincing by adding a platitude to the end of your post.

Gura kills herself

>>33815807
Oh nyo

>>33815753
??? I'm a trident anon, I just want to know. Is something wrong with that? Stop being so pretentious.

>>33815858

>>33815858
>Where's Gura??? I don't know what she has talked about because I haven't watched her streams so please tell me!
>I'm a chumbud btw
yes very cool

>>33815431

membered two months ago and just now got around to listening to the maid roleplay stream... holy fuck when is she gonna be back?

>>33816012
I didn't watch the last one because I had work the next day, I was just asking anon. Plus I hate Indognesian

>>33816041

>>33816154
>the last one
lol

>>33816154
>I don't know because I didn't watch the last one
There you out yourself

>>33816161
uhh thanks or fuck you?

>>33815807
She will be reborn

Gura washes herself

>>33816263

>>33816154
If you have to ask what Gura has said about a subject during a stream, you don't belong in this thread. Have an encyclopedic knowledge about everything Gura related or fuck off and watch more VODs.

>>33816198
>>33816249
>Plus I hate ndognesian
Do your reading comprehension reps, you faggots. I hate that fucking hag, I only love my cute sharky wife

>>33816301
NOOOOOOOOO I WANT STINKY SHART

Has Gura actually talked about what she's doing in the near future? I honestly don't remember. She didn't say anything even at the end of the collab when Reine asked if she had any announcements or whatever. I know we might see her at the amogus collab, but other than that I have no idea.

>>33816041
to rp or stream? she will be probably on the pico collab if there's nothing on friday

>>33816379
Gura almost never talks about stuff in collabs. That info is for chumbie ears only.

>>33816379
the only mention of the future has been vague allusions to spooky games in october

>>33816161
>corn hole
What does that mean???

Gura is eating a salad and watching random youtube videos right now.

>>33816466
huhaha

>>33816466
fuck off tourist

>>33816475
Yeah on my lap

I hope her pumpkin spice mixture didn't kill her

>>33816475
I am eating salad too

>>33816451
More like age never talks about her plans for the week and we have to do recon from other members like Kiara to know when's she's appearing on something for sure

guras sexy kid tummy

>>33816451
>>33816353
More like she never talks about her plans for the week and we have to do recon from other members like Kiara to know when's she's appearing on something for sure

Gura said she will make apple pie this weekend or am I wrong? I'm looking at recipes on youtube but I'm not sure which kind of apple pie she likes, there's so many.
Any recommendations?

>>33816653
The one your mom made for me last night

>>33816642
Based gura supporting her friends

>>33816597
>>33816616
I want to rub it and kiss it

>>33816653
Gura said she wants to make apple pie. Whether she will or not is another story.

>>33816653
I thought it was last week

>>33816437
was thinking solo stream of any kind

>>33810432
as a tourist in this thread and a follower of Gura before and after her debut, I legitimately wish she can achieve the amount of money she wants to save up for her future as soon as possible so she can start doing more of what she wants. Having lots of fans and lots of income is cool and all but if it's taking a toll on her, I'm sure she'd rather take it easy.

Maybe it's because I gosling Ame but I unironically wish Gura would also go the Calli/Kronii route, not because I hate unicorns (I'm a nousagi too) but only because I want her to be free from the burden of having to tardwrangle a bunch of man-babies.

>>33816760

>>33816760
More cunny huh

>>33816898
Sorry wrong pic

>>33816898
Sukonbud his doesn't look like cunny...

>>33816898
>Cunny

I hope she's doing house stuff in her time off. I really don't want her to announce another house break, and I think she'd feel more comfortable not announcing it too.

>>33816970

>>33816970
Yeah, she is doing me

>>33816898
Sir that's a hag. THIS is cunny

>>33816653
Gura says a lot of things.

>>33816970
She wouldn’t tell us she’s moving… do you even watch her?

>>33817029
Yes, the shark is a maid.

>>33817067
I want to squirt a babby into her

i cant believe gura fuckin died
again

>>33817081
That's why it was so surprising when she announced the last house break. I don't want another one. Understand?

I think Gura should be sponsored by more food like nacho fries until you can eat a full Gura sponsored diet

>>33817187
Gura doesn't get paid by you eating sponsored food. You should eat whatever she says she's eating or drinking whether she's sponsored by it or not.

watchalong this weekend i beleeb

>>33817187
She should have something like Okayu's ikinari steak thing

>>33817187
But Gura will become a fatass

>>33817243
I think I may die

>>33817187
3 HOURS SPONSORED STREAM OF GURA EATING HEALTHY FOOD ONEGAI

We are getting antsy if the househunt slapfight is starting up again.
>>33817310
You'd be fine, strawberries and energy drinks can fit into your diet.

Gura doko?

>>33817270
good

>>33817338
gura got the big broccoli sponsorship

Had one of the best lifts I've had in a while and I've got one hell of an endorphin rush going

>>33817338
Anon she is malnutrition, she needs to eat McDonald for three hours

>>33817360
There's always room for strawberries

>>33817451

>>33816898
Something about that fox doesn't seem cunny enough
This should help

>>33817420
Gura is Malnutrition. As dark days fall upon us she rides out on a Gigashrimp for her grisly work.

>>33817451
I want to stuck it in the cunny and suck it back with my mouth

Seriously though, why couldn't she say she likes Satania? Or Umaru? Gura hiding her anime tastes is the weirdest thing.

>>33817568
New.

tard wife

>>33817568
Gura's friends with people like Ina and Kiara
She knows she's only a casual anime fan and doesn't want to pretend that it's her favourite thing
Same reason why she said she's "not the biggest fan of vocaloid" recently, because she's mainly into it for the games and Miku

>>33817649
That's a real long tard.

I didn't want to watch a stinky shark stream anyway - hmmmmmph!

>>33816597
can someone kindly catbox the full uncropped version of this image? For research.

>>33817649
Very cute, but it's missing the tail.

Just a fun note.
Hololive will never move to twitch because they just killed their own platform.
Feels good

>>33816760
i am now stupider, for having read your post.. fuck you.

>>33817853
sorry but the AI can barely handle limbs as is

>>33817912
>right arm
DELETE DELETE DELETE

>>33817649
Is this an AI Gura? I can't tell anymore.

>>33817954
If you can't tell the difference between a Gura and an AI Gura, is there a difference?

>>33817912
Yeah, I think it's gonna be a while before it can handle tails properly. Still impressive otherwise.

>>33817880
thanks for reminding me, just canceled my twitch subs.

>>33818017
Neither of them are streaming, so I guess not. Couldn't help myself, sorry, keep the subway coupon.

Gura cunny ToT

>>33817880
What happened now?

>>33818055
Actual artists can't handle the tail properly, if AI can do it machines have truly surpassed man.

>>33818111
twitch takes 70% now and tells everyone
"just run more ads, lol."

>>33817649
That's Gabby

>>33817954
Don't resist, anon. Let the AI enter your brain.

I think this image crop is from the same original image, anyone have the original uncropped? Catbox it please! Just something about it is real nice.

>>33818204
>"VTubers??? Holostars?? permissions? what are you talking about sweetie? We don't have time for this. Burger King closes in fifteen minutes and I want my chicken fries"

>>33817683
>even has imposter syndrome for anime
shark ngmi
women too weak in the mind

>>33818428
She's just like me.

>>33818318
Here's the source https://twitter.com/II57145614/status/1447966164378742785

>>33818293
>taking gura on a date to AIANASAANA amusement park.

>>33817954
https://litter.catbox.moe/d0sx0h.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/tkuh4s.png

>>33818174
Was Amazon tired of bleeding twitch money?

>>33818659
police rapidly approaching my location