/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Today I shall watch Panko because the Panko friends in the thread are among my favorite people

Tenma is playing ORIGINAL Shadow of the Colossus
https://youtu.be/SHNdEt682hA

Panko is about to Pee herself in Alien Isolation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQeMGU9EAyY

>>33800872
How the fuck did you even fuck it up this badly?

Today I shall RAPE Quinny because they are a waterbro in the chat and are among my least favorite people. Xalamon, you're next! I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU EITHER SMUGDOKA, MANNEQUIN OR PAFU. RAAAPE! RAPE THE WEAK!

Shiina, my beloved.

>>33801110
based

>>33800842
Lia(ashelia) and Remi(remilia) are the 2 in Phase who don't do male collabs if you are a unicorn
Lia played a lol tournament against Tomo the twink and Remi played minecraft with her rigger papa but those were one offs, otherwise they have an adamant no male stance
>>33801012
Pankofriends like you too

Hime, I'm begging you, please let me lick your royal, forever-18, nice smelling, sweaty Hime Pits. I will pay the Hime Tax and more

As read by Hime:
https://files.catbox.moe/sem9e3.mp3

>>33801109
I put the subject in the name field by accident.

>>33801216
I think the talents are just better overall. Shiina has great zatsus and Erina isn't afraid to go all in on fanservice for example.

>>33801396
Erina and Liora shaking their massive tattas in the portal stream made me coom so much.

>>33800872
Man, I need to stop watching pippa, she triggers my need to dote and care for cute women, that stream where she was talking about her leg was sad, I should get a real gf to care for.

No I don't concern in stream.

I WANT ANOTHER KIRSCHEY COLLAB UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>33801655
It was so endearing to hear Pippa's southern accent come out with Kirschey when they started talking about their fucked up family

I just wanna give Pippa noogies while she streams. Is that so wrong?

>>33801724
Some crazy woman tries to push you onto her 16 year old white trash daughter: what do you do?

>>33801932
I just want to be a loving provider husband to Pippa, is that so wrong?

Protecting drunk Erina
Picking drunk Erina up off the ground as she crab walks
Licking drunk Erina's pits
Losing control of myself and raping drunk Erina
Apologizing for failing to protect drunk Erina
Being told that she knew you would by drunk Erina
Raping drunk Erina for putting me through this trauma.

>>33802024
I turn 35 next month anon. There's only one person in Phase I have eyes for in that way.

>>33802075
Do a better job.

>>33801216
Well anon, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I still am a Lia liker obviously though

>>33802128
But she isn't and probably never will be my wife

>>33802024
The whole situation was kinda fucked but honestly I feel like Kirsch might've turned up less fucked up if she'd went for the deal.

>#1 /lig/ger shylily is streaming on youtube
It's over. Flee Yuri. Flee Lumi. The whole twitch shebang is crashing down

Shiina will be my wife our destiny is written in the stars.

Once today

>>33802217
>Shylily
Don't worry, leave this one to us

[Phase & Friends news]

>>33802075
Papakin adopted all of us. You can no longer marry her... unless you're from Alabama.

>>33802180
DELETE THIS!!!!
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!

>>33802336
That's fine, I can still cuddle with my sister and do all that "we only have eachother" stuff you see in the movies

>>33802324
How did you get these into one block?

>>33802440
mspaint most likely

>>33802634
>>33802440
https://twitter.com/i/lists/1570904480849223684
made a list because i cba to check every account individually or make an account only for phase

>>33802834
Thank you for this. Today anon wasn't gay.

>>33802196
Right, because living with the kind of person that would try to gaslight you into getting married just so you can register as an emancipated minor and loophole around the fact that she has been denied custody of you is a healthy environment

>>33802914
She wouldn't be living with her, she'd be living with her husband. It was a snackbar suggestion to get back at the dad.

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Tenma Shadow of the Colossus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHNdEt682hA

NOW - Panko Alien Isolation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQeMGU9EAyY

16:00 / 20:00 / 05:00 (in 16 min) - Remi block game
https://www.twitch.tv/remilianephys

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lumi Half Life Alyx
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Airi Dark Souls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E91pqNIVsXY

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Uruka karaoke
YT Link TBD

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Hime Straya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyUyrq8jybw

00:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Lumi Over the Garden Wall watchalong
https://discord.gg/kanekolumi

00:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Erina Cult of the Lamb
https://www.twitch.tv/erinamakina

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>33800872
I want a gf like pippa

https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1572380076049829888
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1573022150985887744

2/16 Phase Connect members are interested in Gundam Evolution so far.

PANKO MANKO

Today I start nofap.

When did /pcg/ become pro SEA women?

>>33803238
I hope with the time you save you are able to move towards doing other things that you find important.

[hot take] there hasn't been a good stream in weeks and all the recent ones considered "kino" by newfags pale in comparison to the phase connect of old
maybe im just getting old but neo-phase just isn't the same as the phase I fell in love with

There's no way Tenma's playing on a real ps2, right? Did it really lag like this on original hardware?

>>33803356
Because all of Gen 2 is from SEA until proven otherwise

>>33803444
I've been here since the original debuts and you're a faggot

Our happa babies will look so cute.

>>33803029
She specifically said the reason her mom wanted her to do it was so she could live with her.

YOU
HAVE
STOLEN
MY
HEART
OH YEAH

NEVER LET IT GO OH OH

I want to breed a brown woman.

>>33803559
Oi, you have no roight given that pippster bird, I tell you wot!

Pls support the newcomers.

>>33803586
>i hate blacks
>marrys black girl
>i hate browns
>marrys brown
>i hate women
>marrys woman
the curse of being male

cat sex

>>33803444

- I feel like every time that Lisa is on Pippa's stream, it immediately becomes one of the better streams there is.

- Lumi's Ninja Gaiden run where she talked about puppetteering her model and working with the limits set by being a vtuber was really insightful and it immediately made me a fan of hers.

- Lia's Chrischan stream

- The sheer amount of effort, props, backgrounds, etc. in Tenma's new outfit stream was genuinely impressive and it raised the bar for what I expect in vtubers from bigger corpos

all off the top of my head

>>33803706
Do you think Lisa will turn into aega thot if she leaves tsun?

>>33803706
sleepy has no chance.
fish cannot make any money from her.

please stop brining her up so I don't have to bully an otherwise good girl.

>>33803783
She just needs to stop playing Tarkov.

>>33803706
Lisa is content where she is and adding her to Phase won't change any of the current dynamics.

I love Sleepy but man does she need to branch out to other games more often. Her karaoke is too cute though.

Kirschey is too similar to Pippa but more limited in her niche of interests.

Dealing with Shondo would be a 24/7 gig to curb all of the uuuuuuooooooohhhhh posting and twitter drama that comes from it.

Haven't watched the other two.

>>33801216
>Remi not doing male collars
Anon...

the wait is almost over. the day of salvation is nearly upon us. four days from now Lia will return and the people's of the earth will rejoice, and I will be the happiest among them. oh joyous day, oh happy day, oh glorious lord(Lia) thank you for my deliverance

>>33803159
It's closer to Apex, sadly. OW has a level of verticality not seen since S4. It just sucks in most otherwise.

>>33803706
pippiggers really would be satisfied graduating every member of phase and bringing in just whoever pippa collabs with
you love to see it

where is she WHERE IS SHE

>>33803955
Meds

>>33803444
While things have been fine the last like month, July-August was an extremely strong period content wise
>Pippa ban appeal stream
>Lia Mortuary zatsu
>Lia CWC
>Wemi toilet stream
>Pippa creates a reddit
>Pippa/Lumi Cuphead
>Pippa/Lia/Uruka stream
>Airi/Lia/Michi stream
Some of those streams are probably Top 10 best Phase Connect streams in company history and they happened within weeks of each other

>>33803955
Oh, I would graduate everyone and not bring the Collab partners in, I only want Pippa, Pippa connect

>>33804044
you know i'm right

What if Lia doesn't want to be found?
What if Lia doesn't want to return?

>>33803783
>>33803859
Sleepy has potential I think but you have to retool her and stroke her self esteem in the correct directions.
>can do art
>is interested in music but incredibly shy about it
>huge work ethic but narcolepsy debuff, fear of outside, and keeps losing track of the days so she forgets to reup her script or take the meds
Maybe not phase connect but i think a manager would be a huge benefit for her regardless.

The thing with vtubers is the game doesnt matter at all and its proven time and time again they are infact terrible lets players. Its the personality that makes people stick around. Sure you got like Arie and horror games but you can only watch the woman shit herself for so many streams before you just sort of shrug or get anoyed, same with pippa being actually terrible at videogames and with almost 0 knowledge outside of mmorpgs or girlfriend games like overwatch.

Personality sells women, the game is just marketing

>>33804173
Are we even sure Lia is Lia? I mean, we haven't had confirmation of her being her in weeks.

Man, I just wanted to watch Wemi today.

>>33804308
Did she cancel?

>>33804122
>wanting Pippa's friends as invaders means that you want the other phase girls gone
I know that you are retarded

>>33804378
yeah I think the last thread proved that

>>33802180
This actually hurts a little

>>33804229
sleepy doesn't have any whales. she has a dire dono/gift sub situation.
phase connect gains nothing by bringing in the "Sleepy" brand.

look at what made yumi so appealing. it wasn't just that they both got along with pippa, lia, uruka, tenma a bigger factor was they had oil barons that followed them.

>>33804308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vymdNzrhx94

>>33804308
I'm re-watching me being thrown in the basement.

>they're biting the bait again
Why? Stop treating the thread as the run-down factory at the edge of your shithole town you tag the walls off because you have fucking nothing going on in your brain you slum kiddies.

>>33801630
one does not replace the other
watch your oshi next to your future gf
<3

>>33804509
>>33802180
I am only upset that Lia thinks she will fuck WiLLiS before I will. I will get in his ass and she will watch

Which Phase would make the juiciest bait.

I just finished watching the collab vod last night and bits of Erina's "drunk" stream, can someone explain to me why Phase Connect just feels like a discount Vshojo these days? And yes, I used to watch veibae and nyanners before I made the move to small corpos

>>33804478
Are you really that butthurt about some light bickering?

>>33804648
guess you better go back to vshojo then sorry to see you go

>>33803444
>maybe im just getting old
Show me one take including this phrase that isn't trash. You can't.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>33804648
That is on you for watching Erina. Each chuuba here is quite distinct.

>>33804711
LATE

>>33804648
It doesn't, your humor palate has been desensitized.
You probably thought the bill nye clip was funny.

>>33803892
>Kirschey is too similar to Pippa
Kirsche is a less "current year"-version of Hime if anything.

Going outside with Shiina on my arm who gets mistaken for my daughter numerous times.

>>33804614
liquid

>>33804614
I have used rabbit and fish as bait before, so pippa and sakana make sense for something like bass fishing. I am curious if fish would be attracted to mystical meat from a dragon

>>33804655
wasn't exactly light with people constantly wondering why erina is getting posts then moving onto panko once she went live
you can always tell its the pippiggers by how mad they get whenever other girls get attention, they start posting random streamers or pippa friends when phase members are streaming
or don't bother actually talking about the stream and instead post timeloops

>>33804703
It's in the same category of faggoty Estrogenkin bullshit as
>Now that is just my opinion but
>I just find it funny that
>Isn't it interesting how
type preambles.
The speaker knows they're being a shitter and wants to disabuse themselves of all responsibility.

>>33804785
how much sexism in videogames is she?

>>33804648
Management trying to become discount hololive.

>>33804741
A no pippanties poster is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

>>33804591
Sounds like a cute date idea.

>>33804866
>how much sexism in videogames is she?
Believes in long term relationships and alot of degenerate sex in those long term relationships as long as it doesnt make the guy appear kind of gay or less dominate. She kind of hates the games industry because of how bad its become and especially hates modern mmorpg communities like FFXIV because you cant tell someone to stop being a fucking retard.

>fish trying to muzzle lia, lumi, rie, pippa, shiina and wants to make phase a little bit cleaner
>"HEY I GOT AN IDEA BRING IN KIRSCHY!!!"

>>33804866
Kirsch is too aggressively straight to resent femininity. Be it her own or the one of other characters.
She plays AL platonically cause she admires cute girls being cute and she's a vtuber because she wants to look cute.

>>33804955
in fairness, Looms is quick to bend the knee and sell out for a dollar she is now shilling for pre paid meals or something

>>33804648
the kirschey collab last night went too far for my tastes, i just want cute menhera girls playing games not whatever the fuck they were talking about
then you have erina going full coombait, remi baiting pedos, rie talking about PC themes onaholes it's just too much. Shiina is my last hope at least she keeps it somewhat seiso in her streams.

>>33804955
You let the thread get into your brain. Rie is the only one getting muzzled and the thing she's getting bonked for nobody actually asked to have more of.
Everything else is pure unadulterated rrat.

>>33804964
>>33804953
you have convinced me
SAKANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
do it you fucking fag fish

>>33805044
>fattie
>shilling food
match made in heaven

>>33805044
based
as long as it does not affect her content

>>33804955
Why the fuck do you care what Fish thinks?

>>33805066
I'm in a similar situation where on the one hand I don't want to ruin things for their current fans but at the same time I'd like to have one (1) phase girl that is seiso or at least making the attempt at being seiso.

I like Shiina too

>>33805101
Since when is lumi fat?

>>33804955
>fish
hahahahaha no, Muumi is because she wants product placement so they can get some fucking money that isnt just donations from the community.
>"HEY I GOT AN IDEA BRING IN KIRSCHY!!!"
Pippa and Rie are significantly worse, Kirschey has actually had people interested in working with her for ads outside of quick money and has a history of working real jobs that require customer service, she just doesnt have a reason to self censor especially with her community being mostly old 4chan, the military, and blue collar.

Pippa!

>>33804955
Fishman stopped doing that after Kson, Henry's army of schizos, and fucking Tenma herself called him out on it. At the very least he said that he'd do the bare minimum as to not become another Vshojo. We'll still have our based kino yabbit guys.

Mods are so anti-fun why do they exist.

>>33805193
We've already seen sillouhettes of her full (seated) body and her waist-long hair. We've also seen her hands multiple times.

A seething femcel posted this.

>>33805261
Not a mod, just fun police but the world needs people like us, otherwise the place would just burm down

>>33805044
would be a shame if anti's started emailing the sponsor about questionable things lumi says/agrees with.
wouldn't be me tho

>>33801630
Can you link the stream with the leg thing?

>>33805286
Man, why can't people be nice one in awhile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vymdNzrhx94

>>33805066
>Shiina is my last hope at least she keeps it somewhat seiso in her streams.
She's the most professional on stream but put her with Pippa and she lets loose as well. Overall, they are still distinct and have an opportunity to really grow the company as a whole a lot in the coming months. Holidays are where you can get new viewership.

>>33804648
Do you actually know what you're complaining about or did you just copy the "correct opinion" from /vt/ without understanding anything except "any mention of anything sexual ever = the devil"?

>>33805193
All vtubers are fat whores, unless they're liberal, then they're beautiful girlbosses.

>>33805044
>in fairness, Looms is quick to bend the knee and sell out for a dollar she is now shilling for pre paid meals or something
Good, a big problem with phase is they arent making any god damn money outside of the community donations and the handful of people who buy merchandise.

The worst part about the merchandise shit is they got that warehouse full of trash and its not being moved at all.

I wuv wemi.

>>33805448
>wasted I can be your angle meme posting opportunity

>>33805425
>Man, why can't people be nice one in awhile.
Because this is the single most unhappy board on the site. /lgbt/ is a fucking ray of sunshine by comparison.

I want to live as Airi's bra!

>>33804229
the way I see it, Sleepy brings a FPS player to Phase, and Kirsche brings an MMO player. multiplayer games like that allow for a lot of fan interaction in game, which is something that you don't see a lot of in Phase Connect streams that often.

>>33805473
I am a femanon and love Mises and Locke!

>>33804964
>>33804953
The kirschey stream last night with pippa was extremely funny. She is way more trailer park white trash than pippa is. Half the stream was basically a kiwi farms-esque examination of the tera community.

>>33805555
who?

>>33805555
Pickme gets quads.

>>33805448
was lisa replying to wemi? can even sheepie not resist the allure of daughterwife

>>33805193
LUMI FAT

>>33805256
You dont have your timelines straight. He already said he was doing the bare minimum before kson rt’ed him. And that was just a play on lore at best

Sleepy doesn't have any dono whales, so she is out of the question. She only has value if she gets recast as a different character, and phase have already passed on her in that regard.

What is Kirsche oil baron situation?

>>33805614

>>33804648
Vshojo are a bunch of neurotic harpies.
>>33805066
The kirschey collab last night was fun as fuck.

>>33805593
The woman is a never ending sea of stories, i wish i had 1/2000th of her ability to socially interact irl or online.

>>33805476
How do you know merch is not moving? I see a shit ton of people buying in the discord

[Opinion] The 2 collabs have been fun because of Kirschey. Pippa contributed nothing and just sat there.

>>33805761
Pippa contributed her audience, her prompts, and her straight man foil

>>33805681
what a shame...also when the fuck will rei just debut already she's the ultimate vtweeter at this point

>>33805714
"merch isn't moving" because Sakana is too cheap to pay someone to do fulfillment

How will I cope without seeing Shiina for literal weeks? I can't go on living like this.

>>33805761
Pippa makes for a good foil. her collabs with Lumi are my favorite Lumi streams.

>>33805809
I actually felt the manzai coming off them the last two collabs.

>>33805761
I think she was just vibing in game and not really paying too much attention to chat. Those are her better streams when she focuses on her partner. Unlike a Mori collab where she constantly deflects to her chat to kill the silence.

>>33805809
we've now reached the low point where capippalists say "supplying an audience" is now a good enough reason for pippa being low energy and creatively bankrupt.

you're 4view yab machine got out worked and out shined by a low 2view. everybody saw it. twice.

>>33805866
tbf literally every memorable stream lumi has ever been in featured pippa. so i would love pippa too if i was a lumibro

>>33805761
>>33805926
Pippa is great in collabs. She just doesn't make it all about her. Literally every collab she is in, with anyone, she makes it fun.

>>33805761
I disagree she just had to take a different role from her traditional lead in a conversation because Kirschey has significantly more social power. This isnt bad at all they still have fucking fantastic chemistry.
Examples
>pippa and lisa
Closer to equal footing, pippa will talk to lisa and lisa will commentate on the set topic then gain control of it.
>pippa and other talents
Pippa is mostly the lead, others will commentate but do not take much control, the energy if often more calm because there isnt alot of back and forth.
>Pippa and Kirschey
More like Pippa and lisa but in reverse. Kirschey often sets the topic and pippa must arrest some control.

They are all good mind you, the only bad one i can think of was the Monkey and pippa collab earlier this year

>>33805476
the reason it's not moving is there is no reason to buy merch that takes almost an entire year to arrive at your doorstep. It's fucking ridiculous. I would of bought merch of the girls that aren't my oshi if I didn't have to wait 6+ months to get it. remember the art book? sakana doesn't it's been well over a year and no one has it. BUY SOME ILLEGAL CHINK IMMIGRANTS TO PROCESS AND SHIP THE MERCH YOU STINGY FUCK, I KNOW YOUR /HERE/ AND I KNOW YOU HAVE THE CHINESE CONNECTIONS TO GET THEM. fuck you, fishnigger

>>33806011
explain the Airi collab

>>33805926
And giving her good prompting and doing an insanely good job at playing a role in the dynamic that she usually doesn't play.

>>33805605
pick me girls get all the good things in life while building beautiful relationships
that being said, she should read Hoppe

>>33805714
>>33805818
merch is moving but because the fish is too much of a hipster to sell mugs and tshirts his overall market reach is heavily limited by his price range, shipping cost, and his awful reputation for delays in merch shipping. if the man wanted he could easily go set something up within an afternoon to print shirts and have them in customer's hands within a month. he'd rather sell overpriced coffee.

>>33806033
I would buy a fihsman plushie... IF THERE WAS ONE.

>>33806053
No

>>33806116
Why the fuck would you sell brand coffe and NOT sell brand coffee mugs while you're at it?

>Pippa's numbers have never been higher than they have been in the last month
>Pippa has never been less interesting/entertaining than she has been the last month
success breeds complacency

>>33805761
if I were to vote for a "Phase Connect Streamer of the Month of September," I would vote for Kirsche.

>>33806182
Hasn't she been streaming way more consistently? Also she is posting her youtube clips right before her streams as a kind of advertisement, it's pretty smart.

>>33806128
THE PLUSHIE SAKANA
I REQUIRE IT

>>33803706
sheesh Pippers, how does Sakana let you have 3 nepotism hires?

>>33806128
As a new IP, I would want my own fishman coffee. I have already purchased several of my favorite talents, but surely the CUSTOM ROAST COFFEE BEANS - H2O SAKANA INSPIRED one would be the best as everyone knows he is the best CEO out there.

>>33806316
WHERE ARE MY BEANS FISHNIGGER ITS BEEN MONTHS AND I STILL DONT HAVE THEM

>>33806284
>>33806316
He'll seel you the damn plushie, but ONLY in a bundle with Sakana Coffee.

>>33806356
I will buy your fucking coffee if it means i get a little sakana plushie with his suit, hat, and tie so i can hug it

>>33806284
I wonder how the plush autist Pippa would deal with the fishman plush made in collaboration with Build-A-Bear

confirmed for playing with men

>>33804817
Just check the archive/deleted posts of the previous thread and then check the thread before that one. We have some schizo here who has literally nothing better to do then to start shit with everyone.

>>33806182
Retard or newfag?

Guys, is Wemi really stupid or is it just an act. I'm worried my daughterwife is slow.

>>33806352
THEY'LL BE DELIVERED AFTER THE NEXT CON WHERE I'LL BE SELLING COFFEE FOR $65 A BAG

Man I love Panko so much

>>33806527
idiot savant who plays into her shortcomings

>>33806527
The pewfect woman.

>>33806181
fuck if i know man half the stuff the fish does makes no sense. i'm convinced he's winging it at this point and getting carried along by his talent and muumi.

>>33806661
You don't have to be good if everyone else in the industry is worse than you

Panko's stream got 400% better once she stopped playing the game

>>33806667
i have no idea why anyone flirts online even on /soc/ or how they can do it without cringing. The same statement said by 12 different people is good, bad, hostile, lovely, or cringy so why bother trying at all

Where do I sign up to be Phase's new head of marketing and merchandising? Surely a college dropout like me ought to do better than whatever they're doing right now, right?

>>33806757
agreed

>>33801630
>that stream where she was talking about her leg was sad
What stream

>>33806661
Sakana, listen to me.

Sell the Pippa Hoodie. Don't worry about it being overly feminine, goslings will buy them anyway, both to worship their oshi and to clothe the women they're grooming.

>>33806667
Don't know anything about this, post the DMs.

How would you "flirt" with Shiina?

>>33805423
Sorry I can't find it, but basically she caused nerve damage to her leg by sitting on it so much while working

>>33806860
I gotchu

komacheez is the biggest beta male i have ever seen
do they check for low t count before they give mod out

>>33806893
Spit on her face

>>33806924
Post whatever the fuck you're talking about instead of vagueposting

>>33806893
Talk about cooking with the boys.

Since when did pippa fans turn into giant homosexual numberniggers anyway? Like imagine using her audience numbers as a way to handwave her lack of enthusiasm and energy in collabs. It's like that Lumi kingmaker meme but unironically.

>>33806920
I don't get it. Is there context.

thinking about lia

>>33806910
Oh shit. How do I avoid this.

>>33806893
My plan is to be utterly pathetic (continue being myself) Shiina will be so overcome with the desire to save me. I believe Shiina is the type who loves fixing people, so I just need to display that i'm a wreck and she'll fall for me.

>>33807048
stop sitting on your leg retard

>>33806910
iirc she was never diagnosed, that was just what chat assumed

>>33806860
>She flirts
Ohnonono

>>33807055
I don't think Shiina is the type who wants to "fix" men, outside of giving skincare advice.

>>33807055
>California woman
>constantly surrounded by pathetic men
youre in!

>>33806893
talk around her and subtly put her down by downplaying her interests and focusing on something benign and boring i've done recently. her personality type will force her to show off and tryhard for more attention.

>>33807131
>>33806667
>>33806860

>>33806893
Dote and baby her while making jokes about her being a whore

>>33807131
Where's the ~ the ! and the ** ???

>>33806893
be well groomed
be tall and in shape
show her your bank account balance

>>33807116
Ah, my protective instincts might be too strong

Lumi has a thread janny that cleans up all her wrongdoings. Every leak that has come out has quickly been deleted and swept under the rug. I think Lumi has more skeletons in her closet than we probably know.

>>33807178
If you've ever talked to california women they are also incredibly pathetic its just there are so few of them compared to the raw amount of guys there that they have value for existing.
Go to NYC and you will see the opposite, there are so many women and so few guys who want to date them because hookups are easier and safer that they will hit on guys. There is even a meme in NYC where women who don't get cat called will seethe on their blogs about it.

>>33807289
?? post archive links then retard, jannies can't delete those.

Alright, listen up guys. I think I've got it.

Ok, so. It's something like a keychain.
Stay with me.
So, it's like a keychain, but it has a BUTTON.

And when you press the button, it plays one of 30+ variations of "I'm Lia!" exclusively recorded for the product.

I call it the "Emergency Lia Ration", for the Lia Liker that has no choice but to venture outside.

Would you buy?

>>33807131
a little cringy but how is this bad? I was expecting something more rapey

You wanna know one of the positives of being in a parasocial relationship? You can just walk away whenever you want. It's akin to having a connection without the unpredictability of a relationship with an actual person. Many may view this as cowardice, but freedom can only exist in solitude, free from the needs and wants of others. I guess what I'm trying to say is I like the idea of being able to connect without physical representation, and I'm glad technology is going further in that direction.

>>33807333
Hes probably talking about stupid shit like how she vaguely talks about shoplifting followed by her complaining about how people in her suburb would all know the stupid shit she would do in her town.

>>33805552
>Kirsche brings an MMO player
We used to have one of those.

>>33805286
>We've already seen sillouhettes of her full (seated) body
link please

>>33807333
But then everyone would see that he is a schizophrenic faggot that dox posts about Lia for no fucking reason

>>33807539
who iori? because while pippa talked about mmos she really doesnt have any interest in them. Infact her past interest in them was the drama, bullying, and escaping from her life/self

>>33807166
I'm not good at figuring people out I have no idea what she's like, I don't have the skillset to understand humans.

>>33807482
Yeah, it's hecking epic knowing that as soon as I turn my computer off I'll lay down on my empty bed, in my empty room in my empty house and wake up alone again tomorrow. I love the unpredictability.

>>33807540
open wide you shitty baby here's the spoonfeed

>>33806924
Jelly you don't get to fuck the talents? lol

I await silently for my Shiina Daki.

>>33807482
truly the ultimate madao take

>>33807482
This is somehow worse than the Teakek walls of text. Good job.

>>33807622
Your life is only as empty as you allow it to be.

Just saw pic rel in groomcord, and I already am very worried about Lumi's remodel.
A big reason that her current model's adorable are those big, droopy, downturned eyes, and the distance between them.
This sneak peak seems to show eyes that are slanted upwards, not downwards like on her current model.
If Neonbeat has any input in the design then the eyes would probably look like Veibae's: upward slanting eyes that are too close together, feet the size of her torso, stubby stature, looks like fucking shit. Lumi seems to think Vei's model's good, which is worrying in and of itself.
I hope to God I'm wrong, but I have no confidence in this dumb broad since she doesn't act like she knows what makes her model good in the first place.
PS. Also silver hair just a fancy name for grey hair, and grey hair is biological repellent to men due to eons of evolution selecting for youth. Lumi said she liked silver hair which is retarded. I think she just wants to look more like Veibae but Veibae's model's pretty fucking bad.

>>33807482
Soon Anon, soon we'll be with our oshis.
https://files.catbox.moe/sq7en4.webm

>>33802901
>Thank you for this. Today anon wasn't gay.
youre welcome hopefully this helps people keep track of things better

>>33806893
HEY SHIINA GIRL LOOK AT THIS
*does a handstand*
PRETTY SICK, RIGHT? haha!

>>33807690
>defending a mod
where is testosterone injection poster when we need them

>>33807275
I'd say being concerned isn't unreasonable but that just goes in general with Pippa. People will go >muh grown woman but she really does need someone to take care of her.

>>33807759
Thats a super cool line throw away line if you are a movie character. Shame you arent and it comes off like old people talking about two wolves on facebook

Why is it always Americans who can't spell "sneak peek" properly

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1573054529603481601

>>33807803
If she gets a vei model she will skyrocket

>>33807891
yeah skyrocket into irrelevance.

>>33807887
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE REMI

>>33806924
They need toake the mods inoffensive beta males so it doesn't ruin things for the viewers

>>33807622
You could always fall asleep to your oshi's asmr stream.

>>33807803
Lumi is undergoing bimboification and there is nothing we can do to stop it

>>33807599
Also the dressup. Like a quarter of the stories she tells are about limited outfits she got/couldn't get.

>>33807887
I want Remi to do both, first one then the other.

>>33807690
>>33807841
Take 2ml every 3 to 3.5 days with an estrogen blocker depending on your needs to combat sides.
Make sure you exercise and avoid fast food as your cravings for meat will double as your muscles demand nutrients for their first time as normally having optimal test levels occurs after doing things such as exercise, social domination, or being in a role of authentic leadership vs given leadership via promotion.

>>33807803
I feel like Lumi is autistic enough about her model and her ability to manipulate it into doing her expressive emotes that she gets the benefit of the doubt from me. I've only been watching chuubas for 2 years now but Lumi is head and shoulders above the rest for pointing out the little details with regards to puppeteering her model.

All in all, I guess I'm saying TRUST Lumi if just for this.

>>33807891
see pic related.
Eyes slanted up, close together.
Grey hair
Bad proportions
There's literally nothing attractive about this face and body.

>>33807971
her current model is peak bimbo, vei's just ugly

>>33808032
based
we can fix them

>>33807212
>basically a child
>had only been with 12 guys

>>33808046
>All in all, I guess I'm saying TRUST Lumi if just for this.
I would but she literally posted pictorial evidence for the contrary.

Check out these eyes>>33807971, against these>>33808084, if you think Vei's eyes are better you have some shit taste, and her new eyes look like Vei's ones.

Shiina has IBS. How does this affect your olfactory perception of her? What smells do you imagine when you watch her streams?

>>33808084
>those fucking toes

>>33807803
>, and grey hair is biological repellent to men due to eons of evolution selecting for youth.
It genuinely feels like posters like this are a glow-op to discredit evopsych and splinter autist circles for easier deradicalization because this is such a broad sweeping statement deliberately ignoring large parts of biology anime culture and mythology I just flat-out cannot help but wonder if it wasn't deliberately made as a means of pushing an angle.
>>33808046
Yeah pretty much. She's one of the best Souls in the biz. Monarch has probably T H E single most responsive mode I've ever seen but she's a garbage pilot and thus caps out at around Lumi's level unless she's drunk or absolutely losing her shit.

>>33808084
Everytime I see the feet I recoil in horror

>>33806893
Would you still?

>>33808084
this isn't neonbeat

>>33807867
This is such a dogshit mindset. If you have a health problem you should try to fix it instead of letting it get worse and just hope that someone takes care of you.

>>33808203
ok femanon with greying hair

>>33808177
I prefer Lumi's current model and I do agree with you that Vei's model is all sorts of fucked up.

However, I feel like Lumi isn't retarded enough when it comes to her model. She might be as dumb as it gets about other topics but when it comes to her model, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt up until after her first stream with it.

>>33808084
Excuse me sir this is a footfag thread, please spoiler your gore next time.

>>33808286
>just hope that someone takes care of you
have you met any modern women

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1573061817206800385

>>33808084
a footfag drew this, that's the only way I can rationalize the feet

>>33808186
It's kind of weird you can't really comfort someone when they're on the toilet can you.

>>33808277
I don't care what it is, it's shit, and if Lumi's look anything like this I might have to drop her

>>33807971
These are the downturned eyes I'm talking about. Compare and contrast to >>33807803
Some (((western))) "men" have real shit tastes if they think upward slanted eyes are attractive

>>33808286
Her being a helpless womanchild is a large part of her charm.

>>33806182
>>33805926
Such is the fate of all la creatividad tubers who become too successful. Coco/Kson, then Haachama, then Amelia. History repeats itself: starting at the bottom forces you to use your brain and distinguish yourself, but as you become more successful you'll have to tone down your content for the normie audience, or just rest on your laurels living the rest of your days on farming superchats. The only way to stop it is if the Old Guard (the OG fans) would not be afraid to call our oshis out on complacency (then again, the teamates attempted to do that with Ame and it backfired horribly)

Though personally, I believe that Pippa's "laziness" is more on burnout being overworked by Fishman. Being the face of the company she's called into every meeting and inserted into every possible convention Phase Connect can access (she even said that she was surprised she was invited into AiMatsuri even though it was more of a music festival, and she wasn't really a musician, the Mega Idol memes are just that, memes). It would be fine if it was a workaholic like Lumi or a musician like Uruka, but Pippa is a NEET with a lot of health problems.

My retarded little sister very likely didn't know this was an actual colloquialism,.

>>33808313
The eyes in this fanart look atrocious too compared to her actual model.

>>33808084
what's with vshojo and getting increasingly worse avatars over time?

I have seen "helpless womanchild" before.
They are not cute bunnygirls.

Lumi's current model is bad she looks like she has down syndrome and her cheeks are so chubby she looks like a squirrel

>>33808360
who is that?

>>33808360
lia cute

>>33808501
You're a woman and your opinion is irrelevant.

Dead Hours

Phase Friend NERINES is live. https://www.twitch.tv/nerines00

I just want to rip the few pieces of clothes Shiina is wearing off her.

>>33808586
you didnt have to roast Lumi so hard anon

>>33806924
Nobody in chat is as pathetic as those who are crying about them on here as if anybody cares.

>>33808586
And? You're a blind simp whose opinion is even more irrelevant

Is there Tenma koikatsu card?

>>33808602
nijiEN-friend

I honestly don't know why she would change perfection. Women are fucking retarded. I don't care about the body, but the face isn't improvable

>>33808430
Yup. Pippa ain't lazy, she's just tired and a fucking mess besides. She's still got those creative juices she just needs a few months without needing to prepare for a convention or other event to let them out.
Bunny sleepy.

>>33808621
post username mod

>>33808400
If you actually like Pippa you should want her to improve because she is not gonna be very cute when she hits 30 and becomes a bed bound 300lbs abomination. Considering the story she told about her leg there is pretty good chance that doing leg exercise and building some muscles would fix her problem. Learned helplessness is just cringe and never ends well.

>>33808602
how is she a phase friend?

change bad
stagnation good

Reminder in these dead hours that Phase Friend MandaloreGaming is live right now. https://www.twitch.tv/mandaloregaming

>>33808633
So you do admit to being a femoid. Kill yourself, leave this thread, and don't ever give opinions about models ever again since your aim is just to anti Lumi and make her fail

>>33808400
>>33807867
I will protect her, I will take care of her.

>>33808286
usually learned helplessness is often a result of trying to fix the issue and failing over and over. The palvolv experiment is at least the source for this behaviour and belief.
>i try to solve my emotional issues
>fail
>repeat
>fail
slowly you belief you are capable of anything is removed and your perception is warped through repetition until you are incapable of doing anything.
The only way of reversing this is to bring them into doing childrens tasks such as
>cleaning your room and feeling bad while doing it
>writing your feelings out in a journal instead of repressing them like the world war 2 and greatest generation would do until times of combat which do not exist in non war society
>cooking your own meals that are healthy but not pleasurable
>lowering dopamine sources such as whores, porn, anger, pain, and in general things that produce extreme highs for more moderate things that are kind of boring but produce satisfcation in the short term as depresed indivdiauls are not capable of having hope so long term goals are not practical
>exercise to optimize testosterone and push on the limiting beliefs that will surface when met with the obstacle that they cant go further.
cardio specifically is good for this, weight training not so much though it can transfer as a skill to it. Often you will need a coach for this because physical self discipline is taught through role models and parents which most Americans do not have.

And a whole hoast of other shit.

>Tldr
women dont matter, no one will save you and this anon is CORRECT but you must take steps to hire someone to correct you or correct yourself.

Or! you can buy a rope on amazon but you will likely not have the ability to tie it into a noose

>>33808751
I've lived for 30 years, and during my life, 99% of the changes that happened around me are for the worse. Changes are bad just from experience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdhGilfMaEU
yuri is really proud of this vid

>>33808756
>he isn't a pngtuber
Wtf?

>>33808400
I'm the op of this topic and I agree with >>33808715. She's such a sweet girl and I hate to see her like this.

>>33808715
I'd love it if she improved more but she needs support and some gentle pushing to do it.

>>33808501
Worst take itt. Her current face isn't improvable

>>33808756
mandalore isnt a vtuber

>>33808825
As she should.

>>33808790
WAGMI

>>33808621
>more mod defense
see
>>33808032

>>33808880
If Jim is a vtuber then so is Mandalore.

>>33808825
This is the first time I've seen that dude in motion, and also something that wasn't his misshapen asshole.

>>33808825
I don't even know anything about the guy but thanks to this website i've seen his ass.

Wow, so many new Phase Friends lately! How come viewer numbers aren't going up then?

>>33808899
We can, i deeply encourage any and all anons struggling with anything to do very minor tasks, it may seem like some pussy shit but it is essential to do the smallest of things with the least amount of effort to compound your ability to do larger things.

Humans are essentially walking talking civilizations mentally and if the smallest things fall apart then the larger things can not function.

Love you all anons stay wonderful

>>33808360
soon

>>33808825
>Male Collab
Dropped

>>33808690
I like it a lot too and I largely agree. I still don't want to be a pessimist about it however.

>>33808911
Jim isnt either hes just a gay drama guy

Shiina I love you so much please be more open to getting groomed.

>>33808757
Shut the FUCK up god you're so fucking annoying. Of course a coomer like you would know what's best for Lumi more than she does even though it's her own fucking model not yours stupid idiot. Lumi said to trust her and that everyone will like her remodel so I will take HER word not YOURS

>>33808370
wat

they look hideous

>>33809139
>Lumi said to trust her
Lol

>>33809139
nice photoshop

>>33808084
>>33808370
>>33809163

>>33809139
Might wanna edit your image femanon, it's 20% not 25%

>>33809139
>that everyone will like her remodel
She's wrong. I don't. The pic she posted in discord proves so. The eyes are upturned instead of downturned. W*men with upturned eye are ugly as fuck, see pic rel

>>33808459
Same reason Nijisanji needs constant debuts.
It's very easy to get locked into the new release grind.

>>33808564
>>33808437
Lia is so fucking CUTE

>>33808790
Problem is, you said it yourself:
>depresed indivdiauls are not capable of having hope so long term goals are not practical
So they won't be able to maintain those children's tasks forever. You can make a depressed nihilist exercise and eat healthy but as long as he's still a depressed nihilist he'll inevitably still gonna destroy himself. You know what really works? Finding a source of intrisic motivation to live, since intrinsic motivations can last indefinitely. A really powerful example: Faith.

>>33809373
compare and contrast with pic rel

One is an attractive Asian according to (((western))) standards

The other is an attractive white face according to Japanese standards.

>>33809401
Faith didn't work for me.

>Anons legitimately think there are women posting itt
Is this what happens when you're that starved for female interaction? You start imagining you're talking to women on the internet?

>>33809437
This could be AI generated at this point with how many filters it's gone through.

>>33809499
Tell me to my face that this post>>33808501
is written by a straight man.

I hate women so goddamn much, if I find out my oshi is a f*moid i'm going to scream

>>33809499
Slender, feminine hands typed this post

>>33809499
It's strange that people think (((women))) exist and that they aren't the servant of Satan

>>33809401
Faith falls apart far to easily for the depressed individual. Nihilism is a zoomer issue that i do not have experience with but if faith works for you then that is all that matters.
I can tell you that I have met many men and women with catholic, muslim, or jewish backgrounds who lose their gods and totems entirely. Promise of a heaven is not enough when you cant see past 30 minutes from now, hope is a luxory of the succesful.

>>33809599
I'm talking about the eyes. Downturned vs upturned

Mental platitudes are temporary.
Gym gains are forever.

>>33809373
>>33809437
I have never seen examples of women with such great cosmetics who somehow still look like dogshit. Im impressed

>>33809614
>straight man.
he is a fag simple as

RATE THE MALWARE
RATE THE HIATUS: DAY 12
RATE THE LIA

>>33809737
The flesh is strong, the god is weak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HrsDUjdZUQ
[Important Announcement]

>>33809401
I was using Pippa for this, or at least the idea of finding someone like her, because if one example exists surely there's another out there. It worked for a while. I fixed my sleep schedule, I started caring about how I looked again, started trying again.
You can probably guess how that's turned out.

>>33809499
Let me cope, it would be way too sad to think than an all male thread manages to be worse than /nijiEN/, the thread that gets raided constantly by holofags and has an all out gender war between fans of the male chuubas and fans of the female ones.

>>33809677
>>33809494
These.
"You'll chill with god in heaven when you die".
OK but how am I getting through the next 5 hours man?
You can kindly request some outreach from above but generally it's not part of the budget.

>>33809824
am i imagining things or does yubi sound different?

>>33809779
twitter gif is CUTE /10
it’s almost lia time! /10
please hurry lia! /10

>>33809499
anon where the fuck have you been? did you miss the hand pic posting, female attention whoring, and admitting to being female posts from the two past weeks? women are here and they are the worst posters. so are the ilk that gives them attention

How many femanons do you think post in the thread, like 5 or 6 maybe?

If you are female in this thread right now im going to say it.
looking gooood femanon, not as good as me but you do alright

>>33809889
Be tolerant anon, one of these women might be your future oshi!

>>33809933
69

Lia's picked up some scary interests along the way.

>>33809779
WHERE IS LIA AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>33809824
I hope she makes it in Youtube, I'll try to keep up with her

>>33809971
Will zoomers ever learn to be funny?

Man...I wish Airi would play Alien Isolation. She would pee herself on stream.

>>33809954
Yes, I will groom Femanon into becoming a Vtuber.

>>33809971
Lia is doing better after her dad passed away from having a stroke?

>>33809971
I love that most of Lia's twitter interactions during her hiatus has been with Yuri. I love seeing my two fav chuubas getting along.

>>33809373
Looks like a porn "actress". Is she?

SHE DID NOTHING WRONG

A good amount of Shiina posts this thread. Well done everyone!

>>33809779
I miss her so much/10
the tweets make it easier/10
I love her so much/10

>>33810017
ohyeah

>there is a chance the femanon posters are phase connect
get out you stinky women im trying to groom bitter women into having self esteem and guys into being happy.

>>33810017
this cute dork

>>33810108
Stop

>>33800872
I like the crazy funny woman child company

>>33809889
In my MMO circles I'm in, more women watch vtubers than the men do at a rate of almost 4:1.

Granted, it's all the big corpo stuff and not the smaller talents but women love this shit.

>>33809499
There is too much feminine mental illness in this thread and it's disgusting.

>>33809954
not a chance, im not a whore

>>33809139
why would a Lumi fan think that her current face is ugly?>>33808501 Riddle me that femoid


>>33807803
I agree. The new model's eyes need to change. They look like the typical neonbeat eyes which are trash. At this point I just hope the redebut is delayed more so I can enjoy my oshi for just a little longer.

>>33809954
I want them to be my future wife

>>33810287
>im not a whore
ya shes not a whore! the modern term is "escort"

>>33809841
Same, it was the Mega Idol who finally helped me ditch my self-harming alcoholism when multiple therapists threw me out

>>33809779
Can’t believe she’s been gone for 12 days bros

YOU BETTER LET LIA STREAM RIGHT NOW, FISHMAN.

Alright lets end this debate once and for all

/PCG/ SEX CENSUS

https://strawpoll.com/polls/PbZqoePwenN

>>33810014
Remember, femanons! All these schizoposts about Pippa and Lia could be yours instead! All it takes is pretending to have empathy for disillusioned and hopeless men.

>>33810445
>pretending
They don't pretend

DON'T MAKE ME SAY THE N-WORD! I'LL FUCKING DO IT.

>>33810445
To think i'd be saved by an actual literal Anime girl, dreams do come true.

This vtuber that's playing Valheim with Nina sounds like a really hot basic bitch