/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

/ΜΑΝS/ وصايا.
> 1. لما لا نندمج مع /ستارز/؟
لا يجوز لك تجاوز مناقشة قريبك.
> 2. أتريدون التعاون مع هولولايف؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 3. أتريدون التعاون مع نيجيسانجي؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 4. أرأيت أرقام الأولاد؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 5. أرأيتم ما يقول /كتالوج/؟
لا تضيع وقتك مع كلماتهم القذرة.
> 6. !الصيادون يهينون إخوانكم
لا تضيع الوقت مع كلماتهم القذرة.
> 7. خمن ما سمعته من هولولايف/نيجيسانجي
كلماتهم لا تنتمي إلى هذا المعبد.
> 8. يجب أن ننقسمـ
لن يحدث.

هذا و أعلن أن هذا الخيط مبارك.

thank you for the prompt bread dingo

he's talking about strike the blood?

What h game has the best plot

>Dracu-Riot
i've heard of it but never played it

WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT DRACU RIOT ON STREAM, MANE-SAN AAAAIIIEEEE

Threads always die when I'm saying some shit

Altare is sweating bullets

>>33790428
Cute. That art style is kinda nostalgic.

i need axel on bar robel and start a conversation about onee-sans. please....

>>33790428
anybody else hate boobsock design?

>>33790369
Ishnu'alah.

>>33790428
bruh i busted some fat nuts with this vn yuzu-soft never miss

Isekai fucking ruined harem genre

Demonbane fan among the JPniki.

>>33790508
boobsocks are kinda hot for me

>>33790534
Harem ruined the Isekai genre

BRANDED HATE

altare wants to listen to axel’s karaoke so much… cute

>>33790368
amen

Axel is such a based guy. The way he talked how there's no problem in playing hentai games or the membership post he made earlier are so cool.
He's dumb but also very wise, is that the consequences of having good parents?

>>33790535
oh wow, nostalgic. I still have my Another Blood figure at my parent's house, haven't seen it in years

Axel's manager is in love with him.

>>33790685
Yes.

Oh shit, he's addressing himself popping into the space

>a certain someone doing a space
who…?

>>33790761
Altare

AXEL PLEASE

>certain someone doing a twitter space
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

KEK THIS DINGO, HE DID SEE THAT SPACE LAST NIGHT

>>33790761
Nodoka

>>33790761
Nodoka of course, who else.

I CHECKED MY MAIL AND I GOT A GIFTED AXEL MEMBERSHIP WHOOOO

Axel really treats nodoka as his fuck toy huh

>>33790776
the real answer

Has it always been known that Axel's manager is a woman?

>>33790508
Boobsocks feel lazy, it's as if they just drew clothes on her tits and ignored how clothes over tits work.

>>33790724
Too bad she’s a hag

Hee-hee haa-haa

Reminder that Hololive did music for picrel, and my oshi (Marine) was part of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k12oVF-o528
Axel really isn't saying anything too spicy at all, EN fans are waaaay too strict about this kind of stuff.

>>33790817
Nice, now go read his posts

>>33790106

>>33790828
It's been known since his Queen cover release.

>>33790880
kek

>>33790880
YES

>>33790880
Nice.

The Keep Talking stream was actually really entertaining. Too bad they never played more.

>>33790880
kek

>>33790685
Unironically yes

>>33790880
awww happy birthday

>>33790880
saved, arigato anon

>>33790837
>hag
it's izutsu-san and nothing will stop me from my meds

Axel is such a gambler.

>>33790685
Funny how it's extremely rare to have had good parents when you are a vTuber lmao

>>33790932
they're busier than ever and too many collabs ever since. they can prob pick it up once dnd is off and magni finishes his cover + secret projects

why are nips so addicted to gambling

I saw some of the Duel Masters tv show and it always reminded me of MtG

>Duel Masters
Oh shit. Axel would probably like MTG.

HOLY FUCK DUEL MASTERS MENTION

>>33790994
Izutsu can't speak English. She's under another Stars member anyway.

>>33790859
his posts are cute wtf haha

>>33791035
You've gotta be kind of fucked up to become a vtuber in the first place. It's the same reason you don't meet a lot of well-adjusted strippers.

>Axel didn't like trading away the pokemon cards his grandma gave him
d'aww

JOEY DID NOT LOSE THAT FUCKING DUEL

>>33791041
Because their society is shit, no joke

>>33791041
I imagine it's not so different from shit like becoming vtuber paypigs. Too much work, fairly good pay, more money than they have time to spend and no prospect of building a family to put that money somewhere. So they just throw it away for a quick fix.

>>33790994
Izutsu is pretty cool, her dynamic with Polka is 50% of the reason I watch PolDen

>duel masters
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE PERMS SHINOVE. THE DUAL MASTERS OF 774 AND SOME OF THE STARS COULD HAVE BEEN KINO

Hearthstone when

>>33791041
Japan is incredibly risk averse. Gambling is the only bastion of thrill-seeking the nips have left.

>>33791175
They'll get Build Divide perms instead.

tempus bob ross group drawing session…

>who is bob ross
AXEL WHAT THE FUCK

LEADER?

Altare...

>doesn't know who Bob Ross is
North Elysium moment

LIES. BOB ROSS IS ALIVE AND WELL

>>33791175
Takara Tomy is really close to Niji so we're stuck with Bushiroad's TCG. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the only time Takara Tomy has anything to do with Holo is when they commented on Kaoru's Beyblade ASMR.

I’m going to correct the fuck out of Altare

>>33791459
yeah he’s living with tupac and hitler in cuba

>dingo watches hentai for the banger tracks
He's an interesting one

He didn't say "hee hee haa haa motherfucker" I'm so sad

>>33791487
>Beyblade ASMR
kek what

>doujin music
axel you are getting kind of close to a topic about some roommates for the older girls......

>Hentai games? I think you have to read it and shit
Fucking KEK

>>33791536
He didn't - to much reading

>Axel just enables the skip option and holds "Ctrl" until the porn scene
He's just like me...

holy fucking based, I despise reading in games. I do like books, though, but visual novels are a nono

>>33791582
too real...
the only way to play wegs

When's Axel gonna mention Maggot Baits and ITS banger fucking OP

>Axel will play Summer Memories will self insert as the shota

>>33791536
I started played Maggot Baits because of the soundtrack...

>hatoful boyfriend
Isn't that the shitty tumblr art dating game with the himbos and shit or am I mistaking it with another?

Ofc leader will rather play a animal dating game

>>33791758
That's probably Dream Daddy you're thinking of, anon.

>>33791758

>>33791758
no it's actually a fully released nip otome game, from a studio and all. it's crazy

you might be talking about the gay daddy indie game idk

NO NO NO
NO NO NO ALTARE

>>33791758
you definitely are, hatoful boyfriend is a game where you date birds. its a shitpost game

>>33791666
WEGs
Cons
>More likely to look like shit
>Less likely to have gameplay
>No OST
Pros
>Doesn't have the Japanese autism about pregnancy and pregnant sex that leads to 99% of pregnancy tag being one cg at the end of the game or gameover rape or ntr
It's a wash really

>>33791870
WHAT IS HE REFERENCING…

>>33791769
calling hatoful boyfriend an animal dating game is like calling stardew valley an action rpg.

Leader is such a normie

This combo is funny as hell because they'll both steer into "cursed" topics, ngl.

>>33791909
So why is Axel awake at 2 in the morning?

>sounds so american

>>33791998
because he isn't addicted to botw

>>33791998
he’s gaming

Having a crush is really fun, I agree.
Do old people also have it? I feel like the incense of teenagers is what makes it special, and old people would move too fast to fucking.
I haven't had a crush for 10 years, since I left highschool.

>Isn't NTR unrequited love
From a certain point of view.

>>33792009
Oh, no my kayfabe………..

They're talking about lingo I still use like nobody uses it. Ah.

>>33791979
axel brings out the mischievous leader AND his tsukkomi side

>>33791998
He'll end when Zeta ends

>>33791801
>>33791816
>>33791858
>>33791869
I was thinking of Boyfriend Dungeon

>>33791998
>2 in the morning

>"what's a roguelike"
>Describes a roguelite
Smh leader

Sounds like some Tom and Jerry shit.

>>33792316
No one likes roguelikes, that's why people pretend they're the same thing

>>33792316
They were talking about gungeon so roguelike is the wrong terminology to begin with. Yes, gungeon is a roguelite

i'm thinking of sending a superchat to Axel to ask him about his opinion on collab beggars. maybe finally get a clip from one of the boys disowning the collab beggars side since clearly the boys are not on the side of the unicorns. reddit seems to only see the girls being against the unicorns and beggars but no clips from the boys yet. might be worth a superchat even if not read this stream.

>>33792477
for real though, any "roguelike" you've probabbly heard of has been a roguelite. Roguelikes have an autistically narrow definition and they're mostly not fun

Axel they don't know what is taking a bus, they live in Murica

>>33792537
Don't

>33792537
ogey

this is a little off topic, but does anyone know the name of the BGM during Vesper's and Kronii's stream yesterday?

Aren't roguelikes and roguelites basically the same?

>>33792537
Go to his community tab, he's already said what he thinks of collabs

I found a neat animation of Leeda and Mag's A Way Out ending on my rec.
https://youtu.be/bQ-grwHJ_Wo

>>33792537
buy his membership

>>33792651
I have no idea. Apparently roguelites have more progression than roguelikes? Then what the fuck is a roguelike even? A game where you have no progression in power level and just go through the levels? So like Mario or Pac-Man?

>>33792651
Not quite, no. Though the terminology argument is perpetuated by grognards. It's not that important.

>>33792651
Not at all. Roguelites are games that have progress loss on death and usually some sort of meta-progression system. Roguelikes are games that conform to this list:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roguelike#Key_features

>Axel mistook FromSoft with Yuzusoft
Erogemind kek

>fromsoft
>doesn't bring up armoured core or metal wolf

>>33792780
RICHAAAAARD

>>33792651
They're called rogueLITE because they only take certain aspects of Rogue, the og game that started this kind of gameplay loop.
In Rogue (and roguelikes) you don't get anything from a failed run other than knowledge and even that depends on you.

>>33792780
King's Field >

>>33792651
The basic difference is progression
In "true" roguelikes there is nothing to unlock, you play a random dungeon from scratch until you win
Roguelites typically have dorm sort of progression that lets you chip away at the difficulty until you win

Omega please hurry up with Square perms, Axel needs to be able to play the shitty looking Crisis Core remaster

>do you want me to do superchat reading
>99% no
>reads the one 1% that says yes
Leader you dumbfuck.

>>33792959
Yeah that was fucking dumb

>>33792651
Most people use these terms interchangeably.
But Rogue-likes were supposed to be games that are like Rougue. Grid based, World moves with you, rpg systems, etc.
Rogue Lites are a more generic genre, all Rougue Likes are Rougue Lites, but not the opposite. It includes features like perma-death, rng levels and rng drops.

>>33790369
إن شاء الله

>>33792959
Eh, he'll probably just do a zatsu anyway.

>altare trying to brainwash axel into a roguelike lover

>leader immediately brings up roguelites
Stop putting MANS on your third monitor leader

>>33793138
"Axel, you should watch this streamer, Northenlion. Mm mm".

Do Isaac devs hate vtubers or something?

GIVE HIM THE BINDING OF ISAAC PERMS

I just realized why Axel has no perm. His manager is a woman

>>33793228
Edmund is a massive faggot, so I wouldn't be surprised if he had soming against them

>>33793273
NO HATE ON MANE-CHAN, SHE DOES HER BEST

>>33793273
Your mom is a woman

Publicly @-ing companies is cringe. What is Altare's manager thinking

HOW TO GET POKÉMON SPONSORSHIP
>get verified on twitter
>DM them
>????
>PROFIT

IT'S OVER

>>33793273
This is one time I'm not laughing at a post being misogynistic.

Holy shit the combat theme is absolutely drowning Altare out.

Chances of Nowa opening his stream and joining the VC?

>>33793481
Would be pretty cool

>>33793481
That would be maximum comfy.

>>33793273
Based yet factual.

Axel's can of worms...

>>33793481
oh my God, that would be so good

>excited for my first paycheck
have... Have they not gotten paid yet?? It's been two months?

Absent father bonding let's gooooo

>>33793642
Clearly they get paid quarterly

>Nowa is streaming soon
>Axel & Altare are still streaming

3-way Discord call stream let's fucking go!!!

>my dad would leave for work at 4:30AM and come back at 9PM
jesus no wonder altare has daddy issues

>>33793642
it was the same for Council, from what anons said in other threads. 2 months since monetization for the first paycheck

altare what the fuck

>>33793771
What did he say, the boss fight music was too loud

>>33793642
No, Nowa is using the fortune he has accumulated throughout his years to pay for the boys living expenses

>>33793700
Why do you think Leader hates ntr?

So is Nowa the only one with a fake age?
I am pretty much sure Leader is 21-22.
And it seems Axel and Magni's age are also true

Is every holoen a poorfag?

>30-50 min fights in MHW
altare is shit at MH

>>33793838
Pretty sure Axel is actually 21-22 and Altare is older

>>33793722
I hope they're doing okay financially, both Axel and Altare are probably scraping by atm.
>>33793814
I hope so, Uncle Nowa seems like he's loaded from his day job

>>33793838
Axel is 100% the youngest.

>Axel doesn't like playing solo
I can see why most of his streams are collabs.

>>33793838
Yeah Axel and Altare might have their ages swaped

>>33793838
they all have fake ages, Cover just looks for people who suit the desired characters, and Nowa fit the scholar bill perfectly
JPs choose their own age, though, not sure why it's not the same for starsEN, but it clearly isn't considering how Nowa talked about his own age.

>>33793838
Altare has to be older than Axel.

>>33793857
Why do you ask? They spend a lot of money for their debut and go for like 2 months before getting their first paycheck so it's kinda rough.

How would a holo do a gun shooting stream
I have many milsurps

Feels weird to have such a young broshi, I'm not used to it. All I watch are hags.

>>33793892
Nowa was likely an engineering bro. If he was at his firm for 10+ years, he was definitely making six figures

>7
that's a 3/10 at best because I'm pretty sure he's said it before.

>>33793838
altare and axel have their ages swapped (altare is 24, axel is 21-22), they just have very different life experiences

>>33793814
The gamer compound...

>>33793838
Magni is slightly older than 26.
And Axel seems to be younger than 24, no idea why he would make himself older though.

>>33794011
Aruran has done some Airsoft cleaning/firing streams, but actual guns are gonna be rough

Jesus Altare...

>Paid an e-celeb 40 dollars to sign his steam profile
Leader...

>imagine simping for a male
Axel, you shouldn't say this

>people pay for steam profile signatures
what the fuck is this?

>>33794033
Altare can't be 24 if he watched Hangover at age 9.

>>33794080
Sad!

>going to a maid cafe with magni and vesper
just rent a place and dress magni up for your own personal maid

Maid cafe collab YOOOOOO

>>33793838
Altare and Axel's ages are swapped which is why I think the models are also swapped last minute because the personalities fit them better

>>33794114
>>33794124
Do zoomers really....

roberu is being cute on JP TV, and ayame's mom is cute too

Btw Japan is completely opening their borders next month, so we may get a Collab sooner than we think

>>33794142
Unless he adjusted his age to avoid breaking kayfabe.

>>33794203
I don't think he's smart enough to calculate that number on the spot.

>>33794174
Picturing Altare's voice coming out of Axel's model is ridiculous.

Are they talking about this? https://youtu.be/LWm3t_XEYzg

>vesper working at a tsundere cafe
jesus christ altare is gay for him

>>33794245
He is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbbn0Kky5w
Vesper going live

>>33794174
Makes sense but that's such a cursed thought

I KNOW YOU ARE READING, VESPER, YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT MY PANTIES ARE M O I S T RN

Axel...

>Filthy gaijin invading my country

>>33794267
The way Axel jumped was funny af, truly the straightest Tempus boy

But I thought Japan was perfect?

>>33794426
Fucked up country for foreigners

>>33794426
Hahahahaha

TWITCH HATE

>>33794426
lol
lmao

>>33794426

SE MUEVE

>>33794426
I don't know if I pity or laugh at who thinks Japan is like anime.

>>33794426
Hahhaha fuck paying their taxes and fuck their legal system

I have to say I prefer to keep things strictly professional as well. I would never treat people who want to be friendly coldly, I'm just not coded that way, can't be rude to people like that, but I would be friendly while hating every second. Keeping everything in the "only what we have to in order to do our job" sounds like a dream to me.

>>33794376
>M O I S T

I'm pretty sure Ludwig wanted an option to disable sub gifts on his channel and Twitch told him a Big Nope.

>>33794426

>>33794114
>>33794124
Explain.

grey names spamming moist in chat...

>>33794426
Japan is moist at best

>>33794011
Yeah, me

>>33794585
He paid shroud 20 bucks to sign his stream profile, shroud forgot, and he paid him another 20 to remind him.

>>33794579
What a punchable magface

>>33794376
>>33794561
Why are women like this?

>>33794426
It's perfect if you're like pewdiepie i.e just hanging there and spending money though even then I'm not sure

>>33794585
he paid 20 bucks for a streamer to post something in his steam profile, but the dude forgot, so he gave 20 more

Oh no they're changing characters again

>short stream
No...

>>33794653
They forgot to dehumidify.

>>33794668
Pwediepie had to jump through flaming hoops juggling live grenades to open a bank account.

>>33794674
The fuck...fuckboy behavior

>why is Russian?

Is nowa gonna talk about the story behind the psych collab, like who’s idea/scripted in full

>>33794652
>>33794674
holy shit how fucking pathetic

Vesper's trapped in my minecraft sex dungeon. sorry Vesties.

>>33794780
Focus on your stream, Altare!

>vesper not joining VC
HE HATES THEM

WHOS STREAM SHOULD I BE WATCHING AAAAIIIEEEEE

>>33794916
All of them at the same time

>fell asleep during axel's stream
>wake up 3 hours later
>he's now talking with altare who's also streaming a completely different game
>vesper is also streaming
what

What the FUCK is vesper doing

>>33794426
Japan is perfect as a tourist, shitty for a native born, differing levels of hell depending on your skin color

>>>33795025
he fucked the water elevator, so he's trying to fix it

>>33795025
t.Vesper

>>33794949
He missed his bros and literally messaged him during the stream asking "you wanna talk on discord, even though we're playing different games?", and Altare said "sure". TEMPUS LOVE

>I fixed it
Hey, WE fixed it!

Vesper stuck fetish stream

axel has no idea how bad american health care is KEK

> Short stream
30 oils says that it's gonna be at least 2 hours long.

>3 stream overlap
Bros???

>>33795187
It's over...

>>33795119
Yeah, that was a pretty ignorant take. Ask for a list of costs on your next hospital bill and watch it be magically cut by 30%. Hospitals are a scam.

>>33795187
wake up, Maglord, we gotta hit 4

>>33794011
If it was a thing they could get away with, I feel Botan would have done one a long time ago.

>>33793838
Everyone's ages are not accurate, but only Nowa's extreme.
Altare's a bit older, probably 22 now. His "Smash64 was my first Smash Game" is actually wrong because he mained Mewtwo and Pichu which were in Smash Melee. Pretty sure his console was Gamecube and GBA too. Also, Hangover movie when he was 9.
Axel is 22, he slipped during his zatsu. Went to college during COVID. Definitely younger than 24.
Magni's and Vesper's real ages are easy to search in the /mag/ and /mans/ archive.

WEAKLINGS, I'M WATCHING THE THREE STREAMS AT THE SAME TIME

>>33795208
Hospitals are not a scam, American Healthcare + Insurance Industry is a scam.

Oh here we go, time for youtube chat to tell vesper that redstone is some sort of valuable impossible to farm material....hopefully leader will sort this out

>>33795212
Rio is streaming minecraft rn, he can replace mag ;)

sorry vesper, i like axel and altare combo…

>>33795266
u mean he can possess magni's body :o like a ghost

>>33795216
Can't get guns in Japan
I guess she could fly to Guam and do it there, as is tradition for military otaku

Listening to Axel talk about universal healthcare and Altare paying an e-celeb 40 bucks to "sign" his Steam profile. I keep forgetting the guys are literal kids, except Vesper.

what if when magni starts streaming, all the boys are in call and the entire day is just chatting while streaming until dst collab ends

>>33795305
He chat has tried to send her guns multiple times, but sadly she cannot actual have a gun.

>>33795320
They're just like me fr fr
I have no idea what a loose letter thing that Vesper said is

Is Deep Rock Galactic a roguelike? Game also has random dungeon generation

>>33795299
:o imagine all the things he can do....

>>33795458
Rougelite feel free to ignore the pedantry

>>33795458
No, missions and caves are procedural, but the progress is persistent. Think PayDay 2, but with more randomness in layouts.

I'm still upset they hired Nowa, the man with impeccable gaming taste, yet fans demand the generic Minecraft and Apex streams from him. It's a waste.

holy shit lmao

>>33795275
I feel like Vesper tries to appease Altare too much because he is his oshi. Axel and Altare just shoot the shit as boys.

One day Nowa's mic will stop peaking.. one day

>>33795557
unironically blame altare

I need Vesper to mald on stream

I love Nowa

>>33795557
Anon, this has nothing mit fans demanding stuff. Getting perms for holopro is just disgusting. Every single perm will take a while and Nowa doesnt want his managers to die from overwork.

>>33795557
They bring in the views for some fucking reason

Thanks for the evening wake-up call, Nowa.

>>33790886
SEXXXX

>>33795557
To be fair, MC is on Altare. He adores the game and wants the boys to enjoy it with him. Apex, Vesper was already a fan of and its easy for quick stream with the boys.

Go west young man

>>33795557
He plays Minecraft because he likes it. He plays Apex because of Tempus. Fans have nothing to do with this

Old man literally yelling at clouds...

>>33795557
his autism is to blame as well
>oh, what's that, an interesting game we have perms for? sure, I'll stream it after playing for 40 hours off stream. No I do not have the time to play those 40 hours.

>he read my comment again
Yeaaaaaaaaa

Is it me or he sounds like his nose is stuffed?

>>33795650
It's not just Altare. People in chat were begging them all to play it, for whatever reason.

Should I play FF with EN dub or sub?

Isn't Zack alive in the remake? How awkward would it be once he sees Aerith is fucking Cloud?

>>33795557
HoloPro was BUILT on Minecraft. Block game is simply that powerful in the holobox.

>dub
>sub
just play the old ones which don't have voice acting

>>33795790
JP audio is just superior in every game, but EN is good in XII and XIII, if you simply prefer it.

>>33795557
Nowa ends up liking them anyway

>>33795696
he does leave 2 days out of the week to not stream so he should have offstream time to play some games.

I finally got some time to think regard Altare going scorched earth on that fag in his chat.
Is /vt/ the only place where idiots are calling Tempus leeches or is it said else where?
Point being, another piece of evidence that leader is /here/?

>>33795557
If there is one thing that im realizing more and more is that the fans have some pretty terrible taste.
They demand these generic free to play micro transaction games and debuff actual video games.

>>33795790
Play FFX in English for Teedus.

Is altare going to say gamer words in cod?

Oh no
Vesper is a MC pro now somehow

>>33795927
twitter as well somewhat

Minecraft is fine because it keeps him busy and he still talks a lot. He also does goofy things in game that the viewers bust his balls about.

>>33795927
Why would someone calling leader a leech equate to him being here? That just means that shitposter is /here/

Altare those games are for kids.

Tbf, it was made with children in mind

>>33795927
I'm sure he is here, but I'm sure he gets much worse shit when egosearching on twitter than from /here/, because twitter won't leave the catalogue because new bait threads keep being made, it'll all be there waiting for him whenever he has time to look himself up.

>>33796028
Not only that but it could also be that kid's first pokemon game

>>33796028
Pretty much, I would like a "skip all tutorials" or a "hard" mode but I guess that's just how it is

>>33796015
NES games were made for kids and they're tough as hell. There's nothing wrong with games being easy by design, but this is a lame defense for it. Kids have all the time and resilience in the world, it's old farts who "need" easy modes the most, just look at how many M rated moviegames come with a "story mode" nowadays. Kids sure as hell aren't the reason for that.

>>33796028
No it wasn't, it was created as a successor to infiniminer. Before Minecraft became known as a kiddy game, it was an indie darling

>>33796013
He would question why he’s being called a leech instead of instantly know and then killing him (in Minecraft) if it was just /here/ terminology

>>33796015
low empathy autism brain please understand

Have they mentioned PMD?

How tall is vespers tower?

>>33796151
Chink bots have been spamming leech in his youtube chat for weeks now. This is not the first time he's seen the word leech, just the first time he's responded to it.

>>33795927
qrd?

I guess you could say... the stream got shafted.

i-it's over?

Live by the bit. Die by the bit.

dumbass SC'er ruining my Vesper stream

>>33796123
NES games were hard because they were an hour long and just as expensive as games today.

>>33791869
> shitpost game
He does not know

LEADER DEMANDS MORE APPLES

Axel literally keeps Altare sane right now

>Haru Urara
Altare...

HE SHOWED HIS SHAFT THEN ABANDONED US

HE FUCKING ENDED IT

What the fuck? Did Vesper just end stream?

>I showed you my shaft pls respond

We have been deprived of a Noir Vesper Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN stream.

rate the shafted

Hopefully he jumps in VC with the lads.

UUUU PAPAAAAAAAA DON'T LEAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU NEED TO CONTINUE STREAMING AFTER THAT IT'S THE JOKE

What the hell happened what did he say?

>>33796380
he said he has to rest his voice today so probably not. oh well.

I can understand saplings now. I am also deprive of a Nowa-oji stream

>>33796410
We'll see. He never turns down Altare.

Nooo papa dont go

>>33796408
He said once that if he'll say 'shaft' he'll end the stream

>>33796408
racial slur

>>33796410
Probably for the best to be honest, his voice does sound tired.

Why does Vesper hate streaming and Holostars and the rest of Tempus?

>

>>33796437
I did hear him say that at all what the fuck

>>33796408
He said "Shaft" which he swore to never say again
Why? I don't remember I just remember he said that he was never going to use it

>>33796454
he hates kids

>>33796410
any chances he was doing a late night sess with the boys, possibly worms practice?

>>33796454
He hates us :(

>>33796503
I don't know the nigga lol

>>33796454
Kronii scared him for life

>>33795927
I just think its weird that collab beggars are throwing around the word leech now.

>>33796503
they said they were planning on it at the end of the apex stream so probably

im going to kill myself why did papa leave im in shambles i cant fucking do this i need nowa oji in my life and i need him now

Altare is never going to kill the past

>>33796467
Because it was in an earlier stream, retard

>>33796487
Because it triggers some fucking snowflake on chat and we know Vesper is a softie who never wants to harm anybody.

>>33796408
Said shaft. Even though it's a lot better than when he called it that part of the tower a urethra that one time.

What is the Axel x Altare ship called again?

All the screaming he did in Kronii's stream was probably not a good idea.

>>33796557

How did that stream turn out so good despite them like barely knowing each other?

>>33796562
>collab beggars
There's no collab beggars, only antis

>MOIST
>TIme smut
That collab was weird as fuck near the end

>>33796606
altxel?

>>33796618
Vesper has the Midas Touch.

>>33796606
AAAAAAAA

>>33796503
> late night sess with the boys

WHATS THE POINT OF LIVING IF NOWA OJI ISN'T STREAMING TODAY I CANT MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY WITHOUT HIM AND 38 MINUTES ISNT ENOUGH I MISS MY OJISAN

>>33796618
Vesper knows how to improv

>>33796606
Shiny spicy

>>33796606
Shiny and Spicy

>>33796557
Poor guy is probably afraid of all of the girls now. Look what he has had to interact with so far.

VESTIES AND VESPLINGS CALM DOWN HOLY SHIT

>>33796618
they talk off stream, it's not their first interaction lol

>>33796234
indog schizos aren't bots

>>33796706
Vesper Seemed to actually be afraid towards the end and not so sure it was improv

>>33796755
YOU CALM DOWN, WHY ARE WE YELLING?

>>33796755
CALM DOWN? YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING CALM DOWN WHEN I HAVENT HAD MY DOSE OF NOWA OJI FOR OVER AN HOUR DUE TO BEING COMMITTED TO A STUPID BIT? I NEED NOWA OJI AND I CANT FUCKING LIVE WITHOUT HIM IM GOING TO HANG MYSELF INFRONT OF COVER'S BUILDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33796719
>>33796717
Kek i like that

>>33796699
Im with you

nobody commits to the bit like nowa. he wasn't my oshi before but he is now

Kronii stream was good, we should ask the other girls to collab with the boys. Some haven't done it yet.

>>33796410
shan't forgive the clock

>gallade: scallion that chops scalions
axel is just so hungry.....

>>33796699
QUADS OF TRUTH, ALL VESTIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>33796814
Vespling, I know your pain but you're going to my plastic bag for a while. Remember, mommy does not want bad saplings.

Altare you could... you know... cook

>>33796943
I DONT WANT TO GO IN THE BAG I WANT DADDY NOWA AAAAAAAAAAA

so altare has literally done no work besides streaming.... ok

>>33796699
aint that the truth. I want to cry. I need my papa... everything felt right when he was talking into my ears... i'll never forgive that SC'er for the rest of my existence.

God I love Axel's twitter

>33796856

Bruh don’t start stream to tell us about what interesting activities you will be participating in off stream and then just end the stream

“I don’t want the content to be boring” well brother it’s not like building the exact same floor of the tower dozens of times has been riveting content either. Just want to hang with nowa on this boring afternoon

Axel just lowkey dropping a 7+ hour stream lol

>>33797003
Altare is probably in the top 5 of holos who stream.
Haha...

PEKORA MENTION

Is Noir the only one that cooks for himself?

Oh no he's gonna doxx Pekora

>>33796856
yeah we need the vespling stream

>>33797042
don't tell uncle nowa what to do! he wants to grind offstream so you can watch him build!

Wasn't Vesper streaming minecraft or did I miss something?

>>33797081
Each response to bait is one spank to magni’s ass

AXEL MARRIAGE WHEN

>>33796633
I know Vesper said it was only a bit but towards the end I think Kronii stopped acting and started trauma dumping and she actually fucking snapped

>>33797118
might as well keep biting them. need that magni spanking stream

>>33797124
He's working on it.

>>33796699
Same...

>>33796856
See this post? Don't act on it.
No one wants to create needless drama.
If you do, you are begging.

Keep the peace, or we take your fucking lasagna away, Garfield.

>>33797124
I'm working on it.

>>33797190
>replying to it
Retard

>>33796856
Axel will have a 1on1 collab with a girl someday... someday...

>>33797264
he saw the post about magni getting one spank per response to bait. anons are just horny rn, pls understand

>>33796856
it should go without saying that anyone asking a hololive talent to interact "with males" is like this person, a false flagger desperate to damage the reputation of tempus fans. nobody normal talks like that, it's the surest sign.

>>33797252
DJ MAGGIN ON THE BEAT

>Graduation jokes
N-No... the trauma...

>>33796856
(you)
magni spanking stream when

>>33797410
Teamate?

>>33797264
This is the shit that spawns Garfields.
People will bake lasagna just because.
No one responds, you know how many Lasagnas are just taken?
Just revoke Lasagna permissions, they have no reason to post anymore.

friendly reminder that magni wants to do a handcam stream where he uses his pantyhose-clad feet to draw

...okay. i’ll go back to imagining matingpressing magni

>>33797443
Tatsunoko

You have to finish Altare. We can't take another Gungeon stream.

>>33797428
soon, we were so close to a barking stream, spanking is not too far off

Altare what the fuck is wrong with you man

>>33797392
They is legit someone paying people to shitpost collab beg here and reddit, so ya..

>>33797552
He just wants an excuse to wear pantyhose on stream. I love that faggot