/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33747698
And he is black.... the black wizards

>>33747698
He also admitted that he may have regretted trying to save Kronii with his psychiatric help.

>>33747698
doesn't matter, vtubing is better than s*x

>>33747698
He's building his wizard tower in Minecraft and called it his volcel cave, this man is repulsed by the idea of touching a woman

>>33748102
dude physically recoiled at the sound of Kronii saying moist. My mans is repulsed by pussy.

>>33748223
Doesn't that make him acceptable to the unicorns now?

>>33747698
Hes just a little guy

>>33748223
I get the feeling he appreciates attractive people but only in an abstract way. Like, he knows what he thinks is hot but he'd never actually want to touch them, he just wants to look.

>>33748302
they'll never believe the guy is gay.

>>33748319
yeah dude seems like a "I like to watch" kind of man. He's way too much of an OCD neat freak and paranoid guy to the point that he says he doesn't feel comfortable sharing a bed with anyone because he doesn't like people being behind him.

>>33748302
Do 'corns actually hate him or are they just mad at the clock lady? I can't even tell anymore.

>>33748441
I dunno, that's hard to tell after today.

>>33747845

This is one of the whitest-sounding men I’ve ever heard. If he’s black, I’ll recreate the suipiss fiasco for the chuuba /vt/ agrees on

>>33747845
he is just like me

>>33747845
And here i thought he was green.

>>33748527
>>33747845
There's no way he's black. He's mentioned golfing at Torrey Pines, he's a prepper, and he once tried to pet a police horse when he was drunk and didn't get shot. He's white 100%

>>33747698
>>33748102
This man is now my Stars oshi. He and I are kindred spirits.

>>33748527
Its weird where the man seems white as possible but to a modern audience his childhood sounds ghetto as fuck.
The truth is pre 2010s nerd culture (really more of a process that started in 2000 and took a few years) and nerd spaces were ghetto as fuck and young guys with little disposable income and want for shit are some of the biggest thieves.
This video although being exaggerated for comedic and cartoon effect has a lot of truth of how oldschool nerds functioned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyQTok05ufU&t=245s
skip to 1:50

>>33748735
What the fuck, how did cover found a guy like this?

That guy is past wizardhood. As am I.

>>33748971
He was an orc in a past life.

>>33748441
It's pretty hard to hate Vesper, the worse I've seen are people being indifferent about him. If it was Altare or Magni collabing with Kronii today I'm sure they would have gotten a lot more hate

>>33748971
>how did cover found a guy like this?
He applied in those auditions, Cover just noticed his past self is all.

>>33749080
Yeah that's true. He is the most acceptable of the holostar guys to be honest. People seem to like Altare and Kobo simply because they like to shit on each other.

>>33748971
Cover seem to find weirdos but the good kind. Make sense since Yagoo was a weirdo himself. If he was younger when vtubing was a thing, Yagoo would have been a Vtuber himself.
Be talking about SanRio, farming and baseball. Endless tetris streams that surpasses Comet.

>>33748527
no one tell this man.

>>33747698
But we know that's a lie, because we know his real age from his previous life: 36

>>33749346
he was born ahead of his time

>>33748527
Youve never talked to a black person

>>33749612
I envy him.

I don't know about virgin but he's definitely not gay lol

>>33749892
Men can wear panties too

>>33749612
You have no idea how ironic this is

No he didn't

>>33749488
Mf is preparing for his ascension into Archwizard

>>33747845
I don't know, chief, I never seen a non-british nigger drinking actual tea

>>33748527
I dunno if he's black and I really don't care, but part of the reason why I watch him is because he reminds me of my long-lost black best friend (who was the whitest black mfer on earth)

>>33748102
>volcel
Pure cope

Kronii is going to steal it.
She just wants to ruin his wizard life.

>pathetic desperate virgin suddenly gets the attention of a bunch of autistic girls with daddy issues
yeah sure as hell he won't try anything. This dude is your average Anon and just as sleazy and disgusting as them.

>>33751941
>>33752101
>Physically repulsed on just hearing the word moist.
No I don't think so at all.

>>33748735
He also biked across the entire country. No black man would ever live to tell the tale.

>>33747698
>only two years away
He is not that young.

>>33747698
And that's special? Because I am too.

I'm genuinely curious what he looks like, I know about the orc but that's it. To his credit amazing job on not having much online but I'm super curious

>>33752101
Nah, he's the kind of anon who was an oldfag that left years ago when this site went to shit.

>>33752831
there's something wrong with you

>>33748439
Literally, unironically, no cap just like me fr.

>>33753207
There is a lot wrong with me anon

>>33752971
I'm younger than him, but I'm now realizing that I probably left and came back here at pretty similar times as he did.

>>33752101
Vespers are into lolis anon

>>33752971
What era would you say he left around? It was clearly pre-election and I would say around 2012 as that was also when he stopped playing videogames besides FTL due to becoming a wageslave.

>>33747698
Godspeed king

>>33749488
I got banned for saying this a week ago

>>33747698
Ok, that's actually pretty based. He's still a faggot though, homobeggers get the rope.

>>33750552
But anon... I drink tea

>>33747698
Men can't be virgins lol. They can just pick up a hooker anywhere if they want.

>>33758745
hookers don't count. chris-chan lost his v card with a hooker. No one should lower themselves to his level.

>>33749346
Hope it inspires another talented good weirdos to join.
COVER WHEN WE GET OUR ROCKSTAR?

>>33747698
Not if Kronii has anything to say about it.

>>33758745
Shouldn't you be in jail, Chris-Chan ?

>>33747845
MIGHTIEST AM I,
BUT I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS KEKOLD OF MINE.
FOR THE BLACK HILLS CONSISTS OF SCHIZO SOULS,
SOULS THAT ALREADY YABS ONE THOUSAND DEATHS.
BEHIND THE VT BOARD (OF CENTURIES) THEY BREED THEIR BLACK RRATS.
BOILING THEIR RRATS IN CAULDRONS OF BLACK GOLD.

>>33760223
I meant to spelled cuckold but this works too

>>33747698
CLIP?

>>33748102
Is it possible he's just gay irl?

>>33749488
Just like me, we can be arch wizards together

>>33747698
kronii will take his wizardhood by force

>>33747698
>he’s black and he’s white
>he’s gay and he’s asexual
>he’s a wizard volcel with a wife and kids
How was he able to accomplish so many things in his life?

>>33767410
His mini clone army is grabbing achievements while he ponders his orb in his tower

>>33767410
>he has an ocd and also dumpster dives for pc parts
he likes to cover all bases

>>33747698
Jesus this fucker sounds like he's 40 how's he only 28?

>>33748302
They aren't his unicorns, they're hers. She's still down bad for this pervy, sexist, oldman.

>>33749080
I genuinely fucking hate him and I wish he would die of brain cancer.
Fuck the subhuman niggers invading this hobby to watch some generic brotuber, you faggots are more pathetic than any unicorn out there.

>>33752101
If I were in holostars I wouldn't be collabing with any girls, I'll tell you that much right now.
I'd respect my core fujo audience too much to betray them like that. Not like Tempiss

>>33767673
>he doesn't know

>>33768159
I wouldn't either. The job is already pretty much a jackpot winning where you play videogames a few hours every day and get paid good money to do it.
The least you could do is don't bite the hand that feeds by causing a bunch of problems for the people that built this shit.
Just have a little fucking dignity.

>>33768159
it seems outright incorrect to say the core audience of tempus is fujos

that may be true of some other male vtubers but it seems to be extremely not the case for them

>>33747698
>actively prepping
prepping for what?

>>33748439
Imagine stepping into his shadow and then he punches you

>>33771336
apocalypse/zombies/similar scenarios.

>>33772014
>apocalypse/zombies/similar scenarios.
So he's a schizo/doomer? I guess vtubers all have to be wacko in some way.

>>33767890
Lol, u mad bro?

>>33767890
in the same vein, I hope your oshi gets a yab and kills herself because of it

>>33750552
Burgerchama.. Tea is literally all over the world..

>>33772083
The man actively prepares for a zombie scenario and keeps supplies of non-perishables and various tools in his home just in case

>>33750552
Are you fucking retarded?

>>33756111
>>33772215
>>33772294
Iced tea doesn't count, I'm talking about real tea.

>>33752101
My man deserves to drown in pussy
He can do a lot better than fucking Kronii though

>>33772397
Most of Asia, the Middle East and the northern parts of Africa drink a lot of tea

>>33772397
Literally the second most popular beverage worldwide, behind water
Where the fuck do you live

>>33749080
it doesn't matter who Kronii would collab with, because the backlash is at Kronii for collabing with a male after saying she won't

she had a reasonable stance that conformed the existing company policy, and then she flip-flopped so hard it required company intervention...

...and then her roommate fed Mumei's rommate a "nigger with guns ASMR" recommendation

>>33773151
What kind of ASMR is that?

>>33748441
I dont think anyone hates Vesper specifically. Theres nothing to hate. Dislike maybe. Peope hate the idea of male collabs out of principle. At worst people hate Bad Blue and Mag and are indifferent to Vesper and Axel.

>>33747698
based
>>33752101
why would he give up now when he's so close to unlocking his wizard powers?

>>33774373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzpIkYF55gM

After seeing him survive such a high level of mental damage, I have determined Vesper is the strongest Holo talent.