/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

this one now?

ye

Streaming monster oji san

>>33715703
MUH

CITE THE COMMANDMENTS!

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>33715703
So when are they fucking? I wanna see retarded offsprings seems like a Regis thing to do.

thread recycle woooo
Last thread: >>33715689

uuu I miss uncle nowa

>Charlie brown psych bit

So is vesp gonna be Lucy here?

>>33720457
>Nowa tricking Kronii into partaking in his S&M fetish

based

IT WAS THIS ONE
>>33720427

>>33720516
there is no chance on earth that altare doesn’t hate babies so never

حفظ الله عذرية العم نوا من ذلك الفتى الوثني كروني

>>33720492
ameen

>>33720679
Did Nowa say that he's patient? I thought Kronii was gonna be the one venting

I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA I MISS PAPA NOWA

>>33720765
Nothing was said other than it’s essentially the lemonade stand bit

>>33720829
Oh, then I expect Nowa to be the psychiatrist then

ameltveturer

>>33720794
SHUT THE FUCK UP VESPLING BEFORE I CALL THE MAN WITH THE WHITE VAN AGAIN

>>33720889
knowing Nowa, he's probably going to be taking the part of Charlie while Kronii humiliates him

>Nowa and Fauna streaming in the same slot later

You Vespling better be dual wielding streams later

Did nowa say in whose channel it is?

>>33720999
May be Kronii’s because she didn’t specify Vesper’s channel on the schedule and she has two other streams that specify it being on another channel

>>33720921
You called..?

>>33720794
Oh hey there vespling,come with me i will take you to your papa HEHEHEHE

>>33721154
Based sapling rapist

>>33721153
In those she specified because they're group collabs, this one is 1 on 1, doesn't really mean anything in regards in whose channel it is

i want an actual kobalt cover or orisong SO BAD

>>33721154

>>33721153
It’s actually more likely to be on Nowa’s because he doesn’t seem to put collabs he doesn’t host on his schedule

oh shit, my oshi is live

>>33721323
Source?

>>33721323
nigga, you already posted this in the previous thread

>>33715703
ايش ذا؟! أحرقوا العاهره ذي!

>>33721323
LMAOO

>>33721301
Is not a two POV?

>>33721393

Why kronii of all people for a bit like this but should still be good

>>33721429
Why would it be two POV? it's basically a zatsu

>>33721323
>>33721377
>>33721443
Literally three replies one minute apart of each, stop self promoting your shit

>>33721491
Kronii is the only witty hololive talent.

>>33721513
Anon...

>>33721491
One of her character gimmicks is that she's extremely narcissist and perfectionist

>>33721513
Anonchama...

>>33721555
Edited

>>33721513
What're you on about? just trying to get the source of this picture
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>33721513
Why so angry, anon?
go take some break

ogey

>>33721420
كوبو بنت صغيرة مسكينة

made me chuckle

>>33721850
Almost got me before the last few sentences KEK

>>33721850
>abandons the woman for the bro
based

I'm hoping there's an interesting stream layout, like Vesper being behind a png of the Charlie Brown stand or some sort of psychiatrist office theme

>>33721850
Shit I didn’t want to read it until I saw broshii lmao

>>33721958

If anything it’ll be the Charlie Brown-like board stand

>>33721641
I can't find it anymore, I'm sorry

>>33721850
Ok, this shit actually made me laugh

>>33721850
Wait a second that is an actual anon here.

Altare giving his first time to Nowa ToT guiding him through the whole process ToT

>>33721850
LAUGHINGGAS IF YOU'RE HERE You gave me a chuckle piece of shit

>>33720679
Kek

>>33722123
>Altare’s first time
Anon, Altare’s first time was taken too early

>>33722310
No...

Leader-kun is going to be steaming in his jealousy watching Kronii get psychoanalyzed by Nowa. It should have been him

>>33722310
yeah by me, his elementary school teacher.

>>33721850
Least mentally ill Vesteronie

I wish I had a younger sister to have sex with

FUCK IT I AM GOING IN!:

Vesper is a vampire!
Magni is a man!
Axel is only making himself look like an idiot!
Leader is not /here/!
Rio is a man too!
Kobo isn't a child!

AND I AM NOT TAKING MY MEDS!!!

>>33722681
Calm down Thad

>>33722681
Little sisters are never got sadly.

>>33722681
I wish I were a bird

I wish I was the one who took shota Altare’s innocence and warped his heart and soul forever…

>>33722872
Oh my God!!

>>33722681
I wish I didn’t lose anon’s greentext of having to carry for his actually retarded younger sister that makes him eat her out with her tard strength

>>33722681
tell your parent to divorce and remarried again with someone having 3 big titty daughter

>>33722869
>>33722681
I have one half blood little sister and one NBR little sister. NBR one tried to get me to make out with her once. half-blood is still really young but she smooched me once on the lips and her mom caught us and scolded her so she's probably now really scared of going any further despite the fact she very obviously wants to be absolutely spoiled rotten by me.
Despite all this, I don't want to ruin their lives by doing anything stupid with them. Because I know it'd just make them miserable in the future to do anything weird with their brother, especially for the younger one.

>>33723277
Based responsible bro

>>33723277
based, don’t do anything else because you WILL fuck them up for life. just be a good older brother and treat them kindly.

>>33722310
Altnowa roleplaying Nowa being Leada’s first...

>males weird ass off topic unrelated sex fantasies
>chad fujos on topic related tempus discussion

>The boys still haven't got their first paycheck
What's that about

>>33723277
just have sex with both at the same time, easy
maybe have sex with the mom too

>>33722787
This ant knows too much, time to squish him

>>33723678
I guess holopro members get paid once per month

>>33723678

I think it takes a while at first to get it all setup

Granted this paycheck is gonna be like fucking 50k just slipped into their wallets

>>33723660
hey, it's Kobo's fault, it's kind of on topic. yesterday I was fully happy with my Chupado stream.

>>33723678
Monetization only came around this month anon.
Though I did hear they're supposed to get payed a regular wage by cover so that's kind of odd.

>>33723678
the first one takes longer because of all the international money exchanging stuff that takes longer, I imagine. After that, they'll get them every month, but probably always relative to a couple of months prior. So for example the superchat flood they'll get during birthdays will also take a couple of months to reach them.

>>33723799
Wouldn't be surprised if the regular wage thing no longer exists. At this point anyone joining holopro can expect to make a living wage out of it, no need for that support money anymore. Same for the part time thing, the application says that "delivery after school or work is ok", but they're always talking about how much work they have behind the scenes, even pre-debut, so realistically you become full time the moment you join.
Which would in fact be a problem if I joined, I don't have enough money to last me from admission to first paycheck, I'd have to just give up on sleeping for a few months. Still worth it, but not easy.

>>33723678
>>33723779
>>33723799
>>33723845
Now I'm curious as to how much time there is between getting "hired" by Cover and their debut. It sounds like they don't even get paid for that training/setup time, so I wonder how much debt these guys got themselves in if they had to quit their old jobs as soon as they found out they got into Holostars.

>>33723559
cute and weirdly wholesome, especially in the context of altare having had a traumatic first time or something…

>>33724004
How was it traumatic, has he talked about it before?

>>33723972
From the sounds of it Nowa likely had a job that let him have enough savings to quit for several months, judging by the bike story.
Don't know about the others.

>>33724065
nah, just an idea. i highly doubt he’s a virgin though he has way too many exes for that

>>33724141
now you've got me thinking about sex with leader. is his streaming voice his regular voice? what would that even sound like?

as much as I like Altare I must admit I can't watch his solo streams for long, his voice and lil laughs actually make me really uncomfortable and on edge. in like a scaroused kind of way. it's not my thing but I can see why others like it

So when's the nowa collab?

>>33724097
magni likely had a job, during the last raft collab nowa talked about the hard jobs magni took irl pre-debut.

>>33724400
look at the schedule in the op, you ant

>>33723660
>fujos weird ass abusive/rape sex fantasies
>Chad males on-topic women hatred

>>33724501
Sorry, now I'm thinking about Magni whoring himself out again.

>>33724141
My first post was meant more as “leader gives nowa his anal virginity” kek

>>33724636
I know I mean what time from now I'm bad with timezones, I'm American pls understand.

>If you ever feel like you're having a hard time looking ahead in life, just look to the left and right instead lmao

>>33724795
You're now thinking of Altare's first time fingering himself and he's thinking of Nowa. He likes the feeling so much, he gets a silvery dildo until he can get the real Vespcock

>>33725034
the schedule site is based on your personal timezone...

>>33725068
"always rember happy day" vibes

>>33724312
>is his streaming voice his regular voice?
kinda? we hear more of how he sounds “unfiltered” when he yells, but i do think he mostly sounds the same offstream. it’s not his “real” voice though, it’s very tightly controlled.
he tries his best to be a kind and caring person, but from what we’ve seen he’s uh… kind of a yandere and a clinger with people he REALLY likes (nowa). the anger bubbling just under the surface is pretty stark at times. he also has a controlling streak and likes to be dominant.
tl;dr: altare would strangle you while he fucked you and use the same cheerful calm voice the whole time

>>33725068
Actually sage advice, the man is an idiot savant

I just want to watch the bros playing call of duty and zelda. Why are you people wanting to fuck cartoons so goddamn much?

>>33725221
Ah there's a site thought you meant their schedule, thanks brother.

>>33725182
> altare fingering himself to nowa, altare torn between keeping his interest in nowa a secret or trying to get his dick ToT

This man loves pussy so much

>>33725616
Just like me fr fr

>>33725325
hot

>>33725608
I love his big puppylike crush on Nowa… can’t help but think he wouldn’t be able to contain himself eventually and would have to confess while clinging to him.

>>33725616
Control your sussy baka talk
playing with cats is perfectly normal

You guys ready for the delicious nothingburger we’re getting in an hour?

I need fics about tempus battles

The Vesper x Kronii collab is still today, right?
There's no waiting room yet and he has an Apex collab right after (on Altare's channel), so I'm kinda confused.

>>33725846
>magni knows exactly what’s going on and acts all clingy and needy with nowa to get under altare’s skin

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
____TRUCK____
AW!

>>33726007
Kek he looks so happy

>>33725973
I wanna see someone drawing them just crushing hordes of mooks. And then when EN2 rolls out Tempus vs EN2 fight

>>33726007
He's so cute
That stream was nuts though

>>33725068
I mean, it makes sense. For all we know Nowa had a decent thing going, money-wise. He could just keep advancing his career and increasing his pay, but he looked to the side instead and tried to change fields entirely, to be happier, instead of richer. He may end up richer anyway, but that wasn't his expectation.

>>33726007
I love ISEKAI.INC man.

>>33724361
Why "lol"

So, uh, is that Kronii collab a membership stream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WCUqrsTcHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WCUqrsTcHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WCUqrsTcHM

>>33726930
kino incoming

>>33726930
hlep

>>33725616
Why are 2/4 of the boys being groomed by ID?

>>33726930
Gonna be great

>>33725963
No! Kronii and Nowa will slander each other and people will hate nowa for setting us this interview! This will be the end of hololive and holostars collabs forever!

>>33726521
HoloPro has never done membership collabs. That’s a Niji thing

>>33727065
Just wait till Kaela starts her assault on Vesper and uuuh... and Magni is... he's...
Magni'll wait for StarsID I guess

>>33727133
Magni belongs to Rio

>>33726930
>on Kronii’s channel
Already fucking Kino

Omega was right

>>33727133
magni's playing the long con.... he's going for the harem route

Wait, the collab is not gonna be on Nowa's channel?

>>33726930
here we go kek

>>33725866
>comes into Vespers chat
>cootchie
He loves the cats and the kittens.

>>33723750
Why does this always make me laugh, this voice is so dumb

>>33727176
well he isn't gonna make any progress doing anything if he streams twice a day lol. he's got podcast prep + his upcoming cover coming so he'd better start them now

Which box needs to be blue for them to able to cover songs?

Just a reminder that blue korean menhera is on topic here because he is now officially adopted by Cover as a part of holopro

poor Nowa will have to witness the pure autism that is Kronii's chat

hlep

>>33726930
hlep

>>33727306
Am retard, forgot the pic

>>33727309
altare's looking a lil different today

>>33727309
wrong pic? or does this person take hormones, because he certainly has some huge badonkers for a guy

>>33727309
>blue korean menhera
yeah we know you got into stars altare

>>33727364
is this the new youtube feature that got recently/ soon to be released?

>>33727309
>blue korean menhera
the have Regis already

>>33727309
>blue korean menhera
Wait is this why Nowa likes Kronii?

>>33727330
one of the namefags is already shitting up prechat. he's so blatant and chuuni about it I'm not even sure if its unironic or not

Load your guns, boys.
Fujosisters, prepare the gay shit folders
Arabbros, open your Qurans.
Kill any shitposting tourist on sight.
MANS deploys!

>>33727522
you're confused anon. blue korean menheras love nowaoji. simple as

>>33727550
Amen

>>33726930
I should be sleeping, dammit

Just a reminder that just a reminder is on just a reminder because just a reminder should just a reminder.

>>33727550
I don’t think much is going to happen desu

>that one fucking guy is already spamming kronii’s prechat
if altare was a mod in this chat his ass would be incinerated

>>33727133
Kaela can only assault her sleep schedule. I swear that penguin never sleeps.

>>33727531
he's probably not being ironic. that's the saddest part. dudes entire reason for living I assume is Kronii and maybe Ayame if she ever streamed regularly kek.

>>33727467
No, it's that jap website that has info on songs and rights etc or some shit, I dunno I never understood nor paid any attention to this stuff since starting watching vtubers. I just wanted to find out whether they can cover https://streamable.com/cazi7p
Imagine if Vesper sang it...

>>33725325
>tl;dr: altare would strangle you while he fucked you and use the same cheerful calm voice the whole time
I CANT STOP DRIPPING ILL NEED TO GO TO THE STORE AND BUY MORE BATTERIES

>>33727631
>got bonked
wish granted anon

>>33727550
>all weapons readied
>absolutely nothing happens and it's just a nice chat between coworkers
wait.... that's it? that's the collab people were worrying about?

>>33727618 (me)
Damnit, I got the file with the wrong name, fuck :(

Stop raiding the girls' generals, they know it's you.

I sat on my balls and now I feel sick.

Nowa's t-shirt

>>33727550
/vt/ and the anons who use twitter are literally the only ones who are seething over this

>>33727714
They look great lol

>>33723166
Ayo?

>>33727689
which version? i'd prefer if he sang the aniki tribute over the original

GABE GOT FUCKING BANNED

>>33727714
This is cute

>>33727631
All Holopro members are mods of each others' channels, so I wouldn't be surprised if a holopro member banned schizos...lol

>>33727859
wonder if Kronii personally did it or if her manager did...

>>33727708
Cyborg anon...

>>33727739
Uh, well, may as well just shoot a few rounds in the air

>>33727859
>using Incel Unit unironically
I can't believe these people exist

>>33727859
Based

>>33727739
>Expecting Unicorns to be reasonable about their fears
C'mon, anon.

>>33727851
Either one but yeah the aniki edit would be neat.

imagine the sex

>>33727919
i would assume a manager but if it WAS kronii i really hope it felt good

>>33727859
What did he said to get banned? lol

>>33727859
>NIGGER CALLING HIMSELF INCEL UNIT UNIRONICALLY
K E K

>>33727859
Ain't no fucking way this man is calling himself an incel unironically.

I'm actually interested to see what wisdom Nowa could impart on the blue menhera

>>33728023
this is one of the things he was spamming

>>33728204
I doubt the clock would say anything actually deep to discuss about.

>>33728204
If she requires any legit old man wisdom imparted, it will be imparted in the privacy of their discord chat.

>>33728301
This has to be a joke.

Why the fuck are you all posting about a no name from Kronii's community in here?

>>33728301
ah so he's just a retard then, nothing new

>>33726930
good thing it is on Kronii's channel

>>33728338
>>33728349
He could just say life advice that isn't necessarily personal or exclusive to her

>>33728370
He was a day 1 Kronii paypig turned ultra schizo and unironically THE schizo that started this pathetic drama cycle after the DbD collab

>>33724361
this is a perfectly reasonable comment, why are you trying to make a mockery of it?

>>33728301
LMFAO THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS MAN

>>33728370
They’re bored

>>33728360
yeah it is, I took this image from another thread

>>33728301
There's NOT FUCKING WAY that this can be serious, I refuse to believe that there's someone that retarded

>>33728370
we know the stream will be fun but not drama inducing so it’s kind of the most interesting thing about it

>>33728301
>KING OF THE UNICORNS
kek

Does this thread just become tourist general when any stream with the girls is about to start? Why does anyone care about this literal who getting banned in chat when Uncle Nowa is about to be on the telly?

>>33724361
It's an alright comment that he can think of as an opinion, don't see anything that bad with it.

>>33728467
Cool, then go talk about it in /inf/ I'm sure they'll love it

>>33728517
ironic schizoposting is still schizoposting

>>33728608
theyre niggers who shit up /infinity/ trying to fit in her

>>33728608
You already know the answer.

>>33724361
What's wrong with that comment?

>>33728608
it will calm down when the actual stream starts, and thank god its only an hour because Apex with the boys is right after this Charlie Brown skit.

>>33728522
He was pretty open about the fact that he's just trolling for the sake of it

>>33726930
oof, alright, let's get it over.

I’m more excited about Apex with the boys after this, not gonna lie..

Do men seriously go to these kinds of schizo lengths to get the attention of an anime girl? Why don't you spend some of that energy getting an actual girlfriend?

>>33728664
hopefully axel is there to get the full podcast experience

Wtf is today, first Vesper praises Ryougi Shiki during his zatsu and now Ina mentions the 30 minute scene with her talking in the snow for its amazing sense of atmosphere. Good day to be a Shiki chad

>>33728608

He's a hilariously infamous kronie namefag emphasis on fag, so I'm kekking

>>33728728
Do you really think these guys can get real life girlfriends?

>>33728728
>Why don't you spend some of that energy getting an actual girlfriend?
Imagine being this new to knowing how the internet works.

sooooo
we watch the collab here too? is ccannoonn?

>>33728728
Maybe they don't have what it takes to attract a real girl. They're a schizos after all
And let's not pretend it's male-exlusive behavior

>>33728854
I'm going to rape you.

>>33728854
Yeah, me. Problem?

my gf(male)’s husband(ghost)

>>33728889
Would rather kill myself than post about it in Kronii’s general so yes, we’ll be posting about it here

>>33728854
Eeeeeee? girlfriends? why they do need that when they have us? kimoi ~

>>33728837
Too bad he didn't specify regular Shiki or Void Shiki

>>33728987
RAPE

>>33728987
RAPE

>>33728854
I do have a girlfriend (Girl)

>>33728728
In all honesty real girls smell bad and are mentally ill. Connoisseurs like myself stick to talking about them on the internet.

>>33728987
I want a magni version of this

Magni’s Crunchyroll interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-feature/2022/09/21/interview-vtuber-magni-dezmond-wants-you-to-experience-fear-in-his-streams?utm_source=community_cr&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=news_en&referrer=community_cr_twitter_news

>>33729114
He needs to fix his eyes first

>>33728987
DAMN BRAT, SEDUCING AN OLD MAN...!

>>33729091
You get me. Just replace “girls” with “boys” and I will agree with you

i've actually never managed to catch a nowa stream from the start; when does he usually put up the waiting room? Or is it gonna be on kronii's channel only?

>>33729168
You think the boys smell?

>>33729119
Eh nothing special with his top 10

>>33729119
>"If you could ensure your viewers take one feeling or message from your streams, what would it be?"
>Dezmond: Fear.
That's my oshi.

Nowa's really got his work cut out for him huh

>>33729181
its essentially just chatting anon, so only one perspective makes sense

>>33729168
I smell good and dress good, though.
t. Ojisan

>>33729181
Usually they're up hours earlier. I don't think the collab will be streamed on his channel at all

>>33729114

>>33729181
they're doing a skit/bit, I doubt they'll need 2 pov for that

>>33729270
Post armpit, sir

>>33729270
Post smell

>>33729270
I don't, I smell of Old Spice.
t. another Ojisan.

>>33729277
No, no, with the same pose and face of that Shion pic

>>33729297
Kek are you me
>>33729277
*magging press*

>>33729277
RAPE

>>33729370
same desu

>>33728728
Ya don't get it. For guys like that, watching their oshi's stream is escapism. Escapism from their shitty real life into a world where they're hanging out with and watching their cute vtuber GF play games, talk or do whatever.
Male collabs shocks them back to reality. Not only are they forced to realise their escapist fantasy is fake, they're also having to watch another guy actually live out their fantasies on stream. Of course you'd be pissed if you're in that type of headspace.

>>33729270
I bet you smell like cigarettes and formaldehyde.
t. zoomer

honestly I hope he never collabs with Kronii again. Only because I can't stand her fanbase. can't wait for the APEX collab to cleanse my pallet after this.

I wonder what altare smells like

>>33729451
Ogey

>>33729466
Why does he hate the magmites so much?

>>33729466
He can't keep getting away with it

nowa oji on da telly ah ah ah ah

>>33729564
The magmites exist to be crushed.

>>33729530
blood and pop tarts

>>33729564
Magmites are alchemy creations therefore expendable and without real rights

>superchats are open
oh god no...

A friendly reminder that BATTLETECH is on-topic here because Vesper mentioned it and the Federation Suns should choke on a dick.

>>33729530
5-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash

I want more chupado :(

>>33729665
shes not gonna read them if shes doing a sketch

>>33729451
If they are doing ranked, I'm in platinum so I can stream snipe them if I wanted assuming they are gold, but im by myself so I would just be feed them points and I actually want to hit Diamond before the split.

>>33729665
Hey, you know, free money for her

>It's on Kronii's channel
I can feel her resolve.

What does Axel smell like

>>33729674
Most based anon on this board.

>>33729674
MANS should play mech games together

>>33729665
>retards give you money for supas you won't even read
Seems like a good deal to me

Delayed for 25 minutes. I guess the Apex collab is also delayed as a result.

>>33729751
my pussy

>>33729699
more chupado will come
trust

>>33729771
well when you put it like that it IS kind of based

>>33729665
Mods are active in chat, they will delete condom supas, they already have

>>33729699
Same...hope it’s not too long till the next one

so like... are there going to be props or something or is it just their models?

Cool loading screen

>>33729844
We'll see? We don't know

>>33729751
Axe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WCUqrsTcHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WCUqrsTcHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WCUqrsTcHM

>>33729564
>Catfood.
I would also be pissed.
In reality he is a tsun

I don't often look at schedules so these collabs always take me by surprise. Interested to see how this kronii and vesper stream goes.

>>33729751
swear and cat cum

>>33729297
You don't want to see my hairy pits

>>33729319
Today's scent is Versace Pour Homme. Almost time to wear fall scents.

>>33729370
Get some real shit bro, I will pass you my old Burberry London for the winter.

>>33729418
I don't smoke, god bless.

>[message deleted]s in chat
>Stream loading screen
I'm suddenly now scared

STFU MY GRANPA ON THE TELLY

>>33729822
I mean, I would do the same, I really fucking love money

>>33729798
Nvm, I'm dumb.

>>33729758
Is the from software mecha game multiplayer?

>>33728301
He was spamming with a membered account lol

I WANT TO CUM IN AXEL'S SUBMISSIVE BUTTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33729564
He's trying to bait us into correcting him.

>>33729892
>can potentially miss streams more
A dangerous life you live, anon

>>33729751
He smells like zeta

>>33729751
Not like a library let me tell you

>>33729927
it's the incel purge. no incel left standing

>>33729758
isn't gundam evolution releasing soon?

>>33729879
>magni enjoys getting bullied by his fans
ToT

>>33730008
mid game

I don't like this chat, I don't recognize most names, I don't recognize the emotes, I wanna go home, I'm scared.

VESPAPA... OUR BEACON OF HOPE AND RECONSILIATION

Smithe of schitzos

>>33730050
same I don't like it

>>33729975
>buttle
Pardoon

>>33730040
well, what other multiplayer mech games can I play then?

Ah, it was fun messing with those fags at /hlgg/. Time for some fun with the bois(and Kronii)

>>33729991
thank god

Stay strong Nowa. You can't fix her in one go.

>>33729751
Maccas and KFC

Day 1 Kromie here. What you guys want to know about Kronii? And no I will not post porn of her, shit is off-topic

>>33729758
That new f2p Gundam shooter came out yesterday, we should play that.

>>33729751
Didn't he literally discuss his frags on a Zatsu? Pretty sure it was something generic like Eros or Sauvage.

>>33729959
Armored Core? The franchise is coming out of a 10 year hibernation next year but the new entry will definitely have online co-op.

Wait, no Vesper POV?

are they fucking before the stream starting?

>pink supa
uh oh...

NOWA ON TV

>>33730115
No idea but if you're really into mechs i mean I guess its playable. Not the next apex or anything though

I hope this is not too cringe
I have hope in you Nowa, don't drop the spaghetti in from of them

>>33730120
Fuck off retard kys

vesper will correct this woman into wearing hijab and cover her tits

>>33730141
what is the color of her nipples?

TESTING AUDIO

kek

nowaoji i wuv youuuuuuuuuu

On some charlie brown shit

>Vesper is Lucy
I KNEEL

>>33730141
>day 1
>5 months
>February
>IRyS
huh

>>33730050
Meanwhile I feel miserable as a former Kronie. Only really here for Nowa.

can't hear shit

KEK ITS LITERALLY THE PSYCHIATRY LEMONADE STAND

I believe in Vesper.
But just in case we should prepare for the kronii schizos.
Defend at dawn, burn this message.

Nowa, it's your responsibility to let her know that your audio is always low on collabs.

>>33730141
Will she be enough to convince me to ever watch Hololive again?

Nowa's too quiet

>>33730141
are the boobs real

>>33730008
>>33730158
Too bad I'm out of the list for that one

>>33730141
Lesbian? Does she prioritize entertainment over just scraping by?

>>33730120
Stop LARPing for your screencap, catalognigger

IT'S VESPER! All is good now oh god

ROLEPLAY

>>33730141
Post some p-
Oh... nothing then I guess...

>>33730141
Why hasn't she learned how to shut the fuck up and why hasn't she realized that all the shit she's done so far only brought antis to Tempus?

>>33730141
What's with her unintentional GFE despite never doing GFE in the first place? Is just being a doomer girl is enough to attract unicorns?

>>33730270
Vesper won't do or say anything wrong but sadly we will be raided by schizos anyways.

>>33730141
I sometimes hear whispers through the grapevine about her member streams. Are they as intense as they sound?

>>33729419
I think it's possible to enjoy the fantasy ame have a bit of BFE/GFE, but some people get too deep in the parasocial aspect and delude themselves into thinking they have a chance/the vtuber belongs to them. I do feel sorry for them to a level because it's always because of preexisting issues.

This has the makings of cringe kino

Nowa is too smart to talk to someone as dumb as Kronii

>>33730120
fuck you dramanigger

How come despite being the most tech literate Vesper's mic is always fucked?

Vesper is snappy as fuck with the comebacks tonight, really good.

>>33730141
How big are her milkers? (In a non platonic way)

God I love Vesper

Jesus fucking Christ, is Vesper drunk or something? Why is he so unhinged?

Also why is Kronii such a bitch? Chat has a delay, you don't have to adjust volume TWICE

Vesper is a gentlemen, I never doubt him

MAGNIPITS

>>33730457
awful mic. needs mic correction from Kronii

>>33730353
The feeling of "I can save her" is pretty strong. I've had it myself a few times

>>33730488
vesper is muted

>>33730488
Not everyone can be as perfect as Vesper

>>33730443
i feel like she's actually way smarter than she acts, idk

>wow i'm so perfect haha
Is she just Sana 2.0 with bread dogs and beeg?

>>33730416 (me)
Sorry, autocorrect changed and to ame
t. Teamate

kronii…?

>I want to go back to my bikes

Love holomyth
Love holocouncil
Love holotempus
Love JP and ID &IRyS

Nowa is such a treasure

8 arms 8 pits

LMFAO

KEK

>>33730600
vtubing is about finding your single joke and milking it for all it's worth. that's hers

I think Kronii might be a schizo...

This fucking dude lmao

>Kronii is a schizo
Oh

Kino...

>>33730375
Those get exaggerated. She's always more comfortable during them, but she only really opens up under exceptional circumstances

>>33730631
magsmell copypasta

Vesper I think you might need to up the charge.

>>33730631
Devastating

>Is this secondary Kronii here with us
Making fun of schizos right off the bat

This so fucking Cringe KINO

>>33730560
Everything she's done so far proves otherwise

>he's treating kronii like a schizo
my sides

>>33730631
Maybe more!

this is already far better than Mori X Nowa, I thought it would be just as low energy. Glad to be wrong.

>Vesper hinting that kronii have schizophrenia

Also she fucking peaks when he speaks louder than whisper, kek. Same shit was in DBD collab.

>>33730141
Will you post porn of kronii when it becomes on-topic?

Is this how Kronii is always like?

...

>Altare watching and thinking about how he should be the korean menhera Vesper is treating

NIGGAS BE CRAY CRAY

I hope this isn't going to be the only joke that gets stretched for the entire duration of the stream.

This... is getting deep

Bros, I can't see her but I think Kronii is in the room with me right n

>>33730799
"He never tried correcting my complex with Regis"

>>33730789
Only when she's doing this kayfabe bit

Someone fix this man’s mic settings

>>33730739
if they had an actual 1 on 1 instead of a game, it could work. nowa is better with these interview/1-on-1s than playing and talking.

>>33730799
>next collab altare ups the schizo to get vespers attention

>and you're laughing, You're LAUGHING

>haha 300 years you old dusty hag
Dude nowa wtf...

>>33730217
Personally I want to think it's pink with small areolas but she's a gook so realistically it should be brown

>>33730282
No.Hololive EN's been lacking recently but only because half of them are busy as fuck

>>33730296
Wada doesn't make them fake

>>33730306
She's as lesbian as Mumei is lesbian. Does that make sense?

She's a menhera, I wish I can tell you she loves streaming but even as a long time fan I'm not sure. She does love hololive, the girls, and her community though

>>33730342
She's a retard

>>33730353
She doesn't do GFE but she fluctuates between being a massive people pleaser to a rebel without a cause.

>>33730375
All the girls are more comfortable in member streams. All I'm gonna say

>>33730466
Ask Wada?

>>33730770
No. I don't have dynamic IP

>MY MODEL IS TOO BUSTY AND SUCCESFULL
>maybe you need to take a bike ride, touch asphalt