/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33709444
You can't. Nobody can.

>>33709444
This old ass vampire slaps your time warden gf's ass in the club. What do you do?

>>33709444
compete? i would beg him to let me watch them fuck each other

>>33709444
He's gay so the competition ends there unless Kronii transitions

>>33709534
i have an interesting conversation about building computers and rid myself of a thot

>>33709444
Bring up the topic of bikes to sidetrack Vesper for 2 hours, giving you ample time to escape.

>>33709731
>Rides bike to catch up to you
"Hold on, allow me to show you the fascinating shifting mechanism on this bike"

>>33709444
Grandpa's not even competition, he just wants his menhera gender confused granddaughter to go to fucking therapy

>>33709629
He comes off as someone who is Bi at most.

>>33710100
He's probably in good enough shape to keep it up chase for hours too. You can't beat him

>>33710100
did anyone else just hear that line in vesper's voice
and if so, did you hear him say "fathinating" too

Eat more and work in IT for 20 years

>>33710791
I did.

>>33710347
And that's where you're wrong

>>33709444
Fuck that how do I compete against bitches who wanna hangout with my old man?

>>33709444
I want to suck his pasty white balls

>>33709629
isnt kronii already trans i thought? if not, she should be so there isnt anymore confusion

>>33709534
>vampire
MEDS NOW

>>33709444
you realize that you wouldn't win against a pillow
you fucking loser

>>33711009
he said his waifu is carmen sandiego, he's probably into women whether he's bi or straight

>>33709521
I can

>>33709444
Besties how do we save our grandpa?

>>33709444
Noir is literally us. You cant beat that.

>>33714004
But he said the red water from the Worms scenario looked tasty... Vampirebros we are being made fun of...

>>33714164
I beat myself all the time

>>33714305
It looks tasty because its big red.

Vesper loves LoveLive and Yama no Musume, He's not interested in your oshi.

>>33713946
Kronii is a theyfab, just a woman larping as a tranny. She may have even grew out of it already

>>33709444

>>33709444
Forgot image.

>>33714023
He wanted to fuck all the buff masculine pokemon and said he enjoys getting fucked in his previous persona

>>33709444
You just need his approval to date his menhera gender-confused granddaughter. I suggest taking up bicycles and hiking as hobbies and learning how to speedrun FTL on Hard without pausing.

>>33709629
>he's gay but also bi but also straight
>he's also married with kids but yolo'd crosscountry for a year
>he is black and white and canadian
>hes a vampire
how many more of these are you all gonna get wrong

>>33716281
his previous audience was literally all barafags, he was just keeping them happy

>>33716481
This can all be explained by Vesper actually being two people.

>>33709534
>vampire
meds

>>33709444
Vesper is cool, he showed us the girls true nature.

>>33719287
a true bro that we didn't ask for, but the one we needed

>>33709629
You act like kronii can't rape him

>>33716651
The first item requires him to be three people.

>>33709444
Im more worried that Kronie will corrupt him somehow. I dont want her to ruin him.

>>33719458
It would be the worst if he started collabing with m*les too

start painting 40k figures and the rest will come naturally

>>33719547
Id go fucking insane. Vesper is for ME ONLY. I have to impregnate him

>>33709444
Cuckronies aren't there to compete, they are only there to say "Yas queen slay" when prompted. But, i hope they remember to only say it when prompted though.

>>33709534
Seduce them both

>>33714344
its looks tasty because it's fast

>>33720590
based bi chad

>>33709444
AIEEEE VAMPIRE DAD MY WEAKNESS

>>33710791
His lisp is too funny. He sounds what I imagine the average fa/tg/uy sounds like.

>>33709444
we don't