/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

She doesn't have a life outside of playing video games

>>33678666
Kaela is a no life girl.

>>33678666
She mentioned that she basically doesn't have a life besides playing. She doesn't recommend it.

>>33678666
She'll be the sole reason Kay Yu will keep pumping out content for the game.

>>33679369
Yea because she got paid for it, while you're not.

she is literally perfect

>>33679050
She's literally perfect, too bad she never goes out for us to find her.

>>33678666
shes a NEET, but even worse than the other NEETs because at least they watch youtube or have some other hobby. this bitch literally just autistically plays games because thats all she can do.

>I actually have more of a social life than my shut-in oshi
A mysterious feeling few will ever know

>>33679187
Kaela is a No Game, No Life girl.

If you made more money than 90% of your countrymen diing something, you'd do it a lot too

>>33678666
>so fast
>anons were doing that the day the game released

>>33681135
Anons are not anime girls.

Kaela is unbelievable based for me but gotta accept that she isn't for everybody, that said she and Kobo are one hell of a duo and completely resurrected ID and that's nothing short of a miracle

>>33678666
she's so autistic that it gives me second-hand embarrassment to watch her streams for my own autism

>>33678666
She's the perfect gamer GF that most of us will never get in this lifecycle

>>33681066
doesn't explain the rest of holo id

>>33681486
Ollie makes more money on a bad SC day than high-end doctors make in Indonesia in an entire month.

>>33678666
She's the Max0r of Hololive, except in Kaela's case she directs her energy towards streaming for excessively long periods of time instead of editing.

>>33678666
holy fucking based

>>33681041
>the season 2 was her all along

>>33681426
>GF
GSH, plus even if she ever dated you would literally just get to sit there and watch her play games for FOURTEEN HOURS a day

>>33678666
So I never watch this bitch. What is up with her?
She seems to stream games for like 10 hours everyday. Does she not have a life?

>>33682448
in short, no

>>33681962
it's okay... that would be nice.... if It's true

>>33678666
Literally the best Gaijin Holo right now

>>33682448
People like to talk about vtubers being on the autistic spectrum but Kaela's so far down it she's giving her viewers skin cancer.

>>33682448
That's her life

>>33681561
But high end doctors makes constant money until the day they retire, and then they get pension, while Ollie will become irrelevant a few years from now.

>>33680944
>shes a NEET, but even worse than the other NEETs
>because at least they watch youtube or have some other hobby
You're not proving anything anonchama

I love Kaela. If she was my girlfriend I would dote on her and I would freeuse pump her vag with my cum while she played games.

>>33683159
Yeah, but cost of living is low, so even if she's indulging herself she's probably still saving a lot of her money.

>>33679050
She's literally me frfr

>>33678666
I recently started watching Kaela, about a week or so before this drama going on with EN, and I've got to admit her streams are kind of comfy. I'd definitely put her as one of my favorite holos.

>>33678666
Kaela is perfection

I want to wangy wangy the pengy pengy's holy holeys.

She has a superiority complex. If she isn't the best at something she won't do it. She's also incredibly smug about being a no lifer. Yet I still don't hate her. I admire the grind. She earns that shit by not sleeping or bathing.

I found a JOI video of a girl with a throaty ESL accent kind of like Kaela's and my life will never be the same.

>>33687705
Link

>>33680944
lol and gets paid for it while living in indo where the COLA is a bag of chips for rent....at least you know shes gonna shit out 40 hours of streams a week u can chill too while your whore oshi is getting her back blown out while internally screaming to get a stream to 2 hours

>>33680575
Everyday is a reminder that I'll never be an anime girl and be paid to exist

I like how kaela "only" streamed 42 hours a week last month aka any normal work week for most people, but because almost everyone else in holo are degens who don't stream, everyone in this thread is going "S-SHE HAS NO LIFE, GIGA NEET L-LOSER ROTTING AWAY"

>>33685555
they are peak comfy and shes an actual game unlike like 95% of this company with a bunch of larping normies where its pulling teeth to get any of them to do gaming for more then 2 hours at a time.

>>33688051
she literally only lives to game, there's nothing wrong with not having much of a life beyond that.

>>33688279
Yeah, world is going spiral down fast to extinction event with potential nuclear wars and catastrophic climate change. If you can earn income passively by being a no life neet then that's a fucking good deal.

>>33683822
same

>>33681962
but that's what her fans already do? I'm confused, why would they not want that.
You're threatening them with what they want.

>halu 5 endless hard mode clear
pretty legit, if she wants to continue playing she should start pushing hardcore (1hp)

>>33683159
If Ollie has three-digit IQ (would appear so) she's probably already set for life in ID.
Buy some property, invest, do anything at all instead of just wasting the money and you're good.

>>33679050
Who need life when it end up with cuckoldry and Mori's faggotry?

>>33679187
Pretending to be normie and do meaningless thing isn't life. Giving heart and soul to do what she loves is life.

>>33694636
lol sure if ur asperations are to live in shithole Indonesia forever even then shes not set...you are just another fucking idiot who thinks these chicks make millions of dollars lol stop talking.

>>33681962
the dream

>>33681426
I have no idea how to crack her netherite clad heart

>>33680944
>NEET
>has a job

>>33688512
anon do you ever go outside man. the world isn't ending for the foreseeable future

>>33694809
Go watch Kobo and Ollie drooling at foreginer's cock faggot. She's working hard for her future and you're wasting you life on this board

>>33695003
ollie is a fat fuck and kobo is literally 70 pounds...you think us burgers or EU want that 3rd world taint... fucking retard...also ollie working hard????BAHAHAHAHAH third world fingers typed this shit

>>33679050
based

>>33681290
Zetabros…

>>33678666
She wakes up, she grinds

>>33696270
zeta is fine but kobo and kaela offer unique and consistent streaming styles especially for ID zeta isnt really unique in that way.

>>33694885
Employed, yet does stuff traditionally associated with NEETs. We need a new term for this shit.

>>33679050
That's my girl

>>33695329
>Kobo

>>33680944
watching youtube is not a hobby you pathetic loser lmao

>>33685514
sheesh ikr fr fr ngl

>>33695329
Ollie is after Welsh cock, Kobo wants ozzie/korean. Neither are in the EU, and regardless we can tell you're just a burger by claiming "70 pounds" 32kg is supposed to be off-putting.

>>33683822
Imagine fucking her while she plays Wild Rift on her phone

>>33694885
Your thinking of a HIki not a Neet,
A Neet is still capable of having a job but mainly to fuel their Neet lifestyle but mostly freelance or those with work hours below 5.

>>33681025
To her we are the normal fags. I dont know how to feel about that.

>>33683822
This this this

>>33696691
No

>>33696803
I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but being an ostensibly normal person is pretty tight

Everyone in this board get some help

>>33696799
tell me, what does NEET stand for? it's an acronym by the way.

>>33696803
things are relative

>>33696799
You've got the two terms confused.

>>33678666
sugoi

Imagine having Kaela as your gamer GF, sharing snacks while playing, she sits on your lap and not noticing that you're having a boner for it. And, like Botan, she removes some clothes to be more focused (I think the story was like that).

>>33696835
People /here/ keep forgetting that the Welshman is now after the shortstack Latina

>>33678666
Ideal Vtuber
The freaking best right now

I want to smell her.

>>33696835
>that look of "what am doing with my life"
lol
lmao

>>33695329
>us burgers or EU
Brown hands clearly typed this.

>>33679050
that's what makes her perfect

>>33680944
She is not a NEET by definition of the word you fucking low iq retard

>Doesnt need a schedule because she'll be live at any point in the day
I love this hagsmith

>>33683822
There are dlsite works for that kind of situation

>>33679050
How to get a gf like this?

>>33696270
Zeta is cute, but I feel she could have been EN

>>33696799
Not in Employment Education or Training

Kaela actually qualifies as a workaholic.

>>33683159
The difference is a doctor is constantly doing wagie-tier amounts of hair-graying work, not to mention the ungodly investment to even begin working as one.

Imagine. Cooking for Kaela and feeding her so she doesn't have to take her hands off the controller. Convincing her to get in the bath tub with a waterproofed Switch so she can keep gaming while you clean her body. Making love to her while she grinds Holocure. When she finally passes out, tucking her into a futon next to her gaming station and making sure she's nice and comfortable so she'll wake up rested and ready for another day of gaming.

>>33681290
>completely resurrected ID
Holoro resurrected ID you fucking faggot I will fight you

>>33681962
God I wish I could rub my cock on her body while she autistically sits there grinding away at a game.

>>33679050
While >we see others as normalfag
In her eyes >we are the normalfag

>>33688051
She keeps laying after she stops streaming and only stops because management doesn't let her stream more then 12 hours I think. She said one time she played a game for 50 hours without sleep before.

>>33678666
she's and old fucking virgin, and prob a cat lady too

>>33678666
Completing Holocure is easy especially with the new Halu item. Grinding for coins to max out upgrades and characters is so easy

>>33715920
Based, she's got the grind like botan had

>>33718934
Women can't be virgins past 18.

>>33696799
This is exactly why weebs always bully other weebs.

>>33696448
Hikikomori you retard

>>33723764
Hikikomori are NEETs

>>33712354
Enlighten me then

>>33714397
she's female asmongold
she'll look at you as a needy retard and a waste of her time.
good luck getting her out of her chair, to take a bath

>>33724427
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ372545.html

>>33718934
That just makes it hotter.

>>33678666
indonesian have no life

>>33724934
The cum consistency here looks kind of gross