/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I promise to personally cuck every single one of Kronii's followers, reading their names out from a list while I rail her in the middle of a collab.

I promise to post pictures of every hololive girl's bare tits for free, except Watame and Haato

>>33674699
No

>>33674699
femboy sissy slut built for ojisans

I will have sex with the NijiEN girls but never interact with Hololive.
I will also play Dwarf Fortress.

>>33674932
king

>>33674699
Good chemistry with the girls, who I will prioritize collabing with

>>33674877
>except Watame and Haato
and the reason behind this?

>>33674699
I will kill every single holomem. My lore is being angry at them for causing trouble.

>>33674699
I WOULD DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO GET IN, PRETEND IM GAY AND CONVINCE FAUNA TO COLLAB WITH ME AND DURING IT TALK ABOUT STORIES ABOUT HAVING MULTIPLE GREEN HAIRED GIRLFRIENDS

I'm getting in specifically to make the blue one move his mic further away from his mouth

>>33674699
I'll pretend I admire holostars, but in reality I just want to fuck hololive staff girls, or some holoEN girls.
As for the rest I can play electric guitar and sing in a band, I can draw too and love strategy games. But thats secondary I just want to fuck your oshi.

>>33674932
>sabotaging the rival company by deflowering their idols
>finding a niche audience no other Holo is autistic enough to cover

>>33674699
I'll exposed everything about EN management to viewer then graduate

>>33674699
By looking the current state of EN side....lol...just bringing more garbage carried by a name

>>33674982
they're mine personally in a loving way

one word

competitive shitting

>>33674699
ironically? I'd pretend to be gay and collab with the girls

Unironically? If I get grouped up with 3 other guys that play instruments, we're gonna be a rock band.

>>33674994
this is genocide

>>33675445
>they are all drummers

>>33674699
I dunno if I'd be better than them, but I am a pretty good streamer and idol material. I really want to get into gen 2 or 3.

>>33674699
I will never collab with the girls and will denounce any of my genmates who do. I respect what Hololive once was and I refuse to be part of the problem.
I don't care if I'll only be a solo streamer, that's fine.

Can I be a comfy old shotababa?

I would be very respectful to the girl talents that dont want to collab with the males but I would use the girls that are dumb enough to do it like no tomorrow to leech my numbers up and make good money.

>>33674994
based

>>33674699
I can stream runescape/path of exile/LoL for like 15+ hours a day. I’m terribly uninteresting besides that

Yes, I wouldn't be playing survival games and Zelda all the time.

>>33674699
I would be the flagbearer of the unicorns.
What Hololive needs to do is end this civil war in the fanbase and they can do this by creating two puppet states that are divided in name but controlled by the deep-management who plays both sides. Kiara will act as the true idol for the unicorns to oshi and I will be the unicorns bro-tuber who refuses to acknowledge that the hologirls even exist and will make passive aggressive remarks about both live and stars who collab with the opposite sex.

Don't fight the drama, monetize it. that's the path forward.

>Teach the other members a fighting game of their choice
>Host a fighting game tournament (probably one of the Guilty Gears)
>Speedrun a fuckton of games
>I have tourettes so I can do a stream where I have a swear jar with some punishment for cursing too much.
>Beat Suisei at Tetris
>Find a way to eat during my debut stream so I can win the "fastest to eat on stream" award
>accidentally show my folder of Fubuki porn and get kicked out

>>33675964
This is just me but with added tourettes and a Suisex folder

>>33674932
Vesper is currently memorizing the dwarf fortress wiki so he can play in on stream

>>33675037
>I'll pretend I admire holostars, but in reality I just want to fuck hololive staff girls, or some holoEN girls.
then later get shit on by unicorns, i love the cycle here

>>33674932
So you are going to save the Blue Homo from Millie? Good luck. Just be careful with the menhera birb who is her bestie.

>>33674699
A gun. Can't expect god to do all the work

Dota streams.

.t 8k mmr

>>33676743
I want to make it into gen 2 and do gun range streams so I can hear my senpais make funny Japanese noises about it

>>33674840
kinda based ngl

>>33674699
I sound like a 12 year old.

>have no interest in banging holos
>talk about banging management instead
How long will I last?

>>33674932
finally a holostar I will watch

>>33674699
Berate my viewers.
Have a lousy sense of humor.
Have Mori notice me since i'm exactly like her.
Get invited to chadcast.
Since i'm exactly like Mori, Bae wants to suck my tiny dick.
Mating press.

>>33675529
you say that like it's a bad thing

I'm taller, more attractive, and better educated than any of them irl
on the other hand I'm boring and my voice sucks ;)

>>33676674
Imagine the threesome . . .

>>33674699
>If Holostars EN 2 auditions come
They are happening as we speak, anon.

I would actively sabotage homostar collabs to the point that even the japanese branch will step in and stop them permanently.
I hope to be canonized as a saint of vtubing for my efforts.

At this point there will be tons of guys auditioning just to get a shot at flirting with the girls, seeing as it's not only allowed but actually encouraged.

>>33674699
I will stream PES AI VS AI and use my Hololive connection to gather all the official 3D model JP/EN/ID/ both boys and girls then convert it into the game. And I will finally held the official Hololive Divegrass league, I will divided teams by their gens and the winner will be determined as the strongest team and will get rewards from management. Each teams or represented talents also have to submit their plan, custom model, promo, chant, hype materials. Of course they can stream on their channel too to ask viewers for tips and help on promos/models. Talents are free to stream a watchalong of the match at any time without need of permissions. Sometime I will also invite some talents to be the guest commentator if they want to.
t. Beebs

>>33675529
Please be all drummers.

>>33674699
I'll be the first StarsEN femboy and give you BFE.
Also I'll play modded Minecraft.

i'm not sure what i *could* do but i'll tell you what i *wont* do. no competitive shooters, only cooperative shooters if i do fps.

>>33674699
No, I wouldn't. I've neither the charisma nor the dedication required.

>If
Ohnononono, he doesn't know

>>33674699
>*slaps 15 inch penis onto table*

>>33674699
I would reply and request collabs with all EN girls just see the drama on /vt/.

>>33675057
>NijiEN
>deflowering their idols
Anon, there's no such thing as a virgin in NijiEN

>>33674699
>Would you be better than them?
Unless there's some insanely massive hidden market for people who enjoy listening to a guy who can't even say one sentence without stuttering and/or spilling his spaghetti in an embarrassingly violent way, no, definitely not

>>33674699
They never closed

>OP asks what to do as a holostar
>all answers are related to hololive

I was doing my streaming reps in hopes of joining, but I remembered I don't actually like performing for people
Outside of doing my own thing, I'll probably not join any corpos

What I would bring to the table?
Chess autism, Civ autism, JRPG/CRPG/ARPG autism, broadway/musical karaoke, and free medical advice but I'll probably get bonked for that.

I've never played any of the "usual" holo games like MC, Apex, Walking sim horrors etc.. so idk how well that will go over

>>33674699
Seeing as I have zero experience streaming and haven't gamed for years due life.. definitely not. I just have just unbreakable work ethic, the ability to imitate various behaviors/skills and I was and, as of recently, still am decent at games.

Does being literally non existant in social media even works for this?

>>33676111
Vesper might take the title of "first to play dwarf fortress" away from me but I WILL be the first one to play CCDA

>>33674699
If I ever decide to hide behind a 2d anime avatar instead of being a real streamer I would be better than them for certain. Just for all you bros: NO COLLABING WITH THE GIRLS. I'd only collab with the guys. Group collab invite that includes the girls? Accept but on the day of I say tummy hort or some shit. Girl calls in for a birthday stream or something? Pretend the call's going out on my end. They try to talk to me through Discord? Just never use Discord. SMS only. Numbers only given to genmates. Get a call or text notif from a girl somehow? Not answering a number I don't know! If I somehow get roped into a collab with a girl then on the day of I will, once again, say tummy hort or something. I may have to call in tummy hort with some collabs with the dudes though so they don't suspect anything and cause drama. I will take this to the next step for you all.

>>33684401
>Does being literally non existant in social media even works for this?
Probably not, no. A not insignificant portion of the job entails using social media. Having a little experience as far as that was concerned would probably make you a much more serious candidate of theirs if their previous hires are anything to go by.

>>33684401
>Does being literally non existant in social media even works for this?
>>33684615
>Probably not, no. A not insignificant portion of the job entails using social media.
Vesper never used social media until he started vtubing

>>33674699
I'm a latino ESL, okay at games, okay banter, working on my drawing skills. I would focus on RTS, RPG, maybe some FPS from time to time, Adventure games as well. Long streams only, over six hours on average. And from day one I would say that would NEVER accept collabs with the girls because that just goes straight up against the culture.

I auditioned and pretty much said the JP Stars inspired me and that I'd like to work with them too. And it's true, by the way, those guys are awesome. But I highly, highly doubt that's what they want from future candidates since it's very obviously an Omega pet project and that faggot wants constant male+female interactions. I'd do fighting games (or the ones they got perms for) and general competition stuff with the audience. Mostly keeping to myself and I fucking mean it.

This is why I won't audition anymore, they don't want that. Omega is a faggot and he'd probably straight up pick the guys that want to collab with the girls above anything else.

>>33684775
>I would say that would NEVER accept collabs with the girls
Not only was tempus was literally forbidden from refusing if the girls asked, they weren;t allowed to be the one to initiate the collab.

>>33674699
I’m a legit musician so I’m sure some people would enjoy some quality instrumental covers. I can sorta sing too, mostly rock music tho. I can play the organ, guitar, some drums, base guitar. As for gaming, I’m pretty bad at those although I do play vidya. I speak little japanese, mostly from being an exchange student. I’m gonna go for a design closer too old school bards.

This is a holomanagement bait thread designed to pick up identifying traits and goals to filter out any problematic /here/ potentials

>>33674699
Spanish fluency, mediocre Japanese, desire to play a character, experience with public speaking, experience with multiple musical instruments, singing, and songwriting. And the ability and desire to keep it in my pants

>>33675445
J-Rock band with the generation sounds good, thanks

>>33675057
BitF in the year of our Lord 2022? Never thought I’d see the day

>>33685197
I saw that.
t. cover talent scout

>>33684615
>>33684727
I mean, I just have never used it, but there's plenty information on the net to just learn how to use it in a few minutes. I'm a bit surprized on how a lot of people have a hard time learning without having someone directly telling them what to do, but I guess I'm that disconnected from people in general.

not read chat and actually try to be entertaining, while knowing what’s happening in the fucking game
Streams that focus exclusively on sandbagging while reading and responding to chat are always shit

>>33685599
I’m afraid you don’t have what it takes to be a streamer, anon. Chat interaction is a must.

>>33684727
>Vesper never used social media until he started vtubing
Well, yeah. That’s how he became a successful indie vtuber before he got hired on by Hololpro.
He’s also been using the internet regularly for something like 20 years now, so even if he wasn’t an active modern social media user, he clearly knows how it works. He plays up the clueless grandpa shtick in his current role because it gets laughs.

>>33674699
>If Holostars EN 2 auditions come
holostars en 1 flopped. there will not be an en 2.

>>33685860
>holostars en 1 flopped.
I wasn't aware cover made public their expectations of starsEN's performance

>>33674699
>better
No, God no. Say what you will, but the holostarsEN are genuinely good at being entertaining streamers.

So not better but I'd still be fun, wholesome, and committed to supporting hololive.

This is my dream that I will only admit to anonymous strangers. Maybe one day it will be real

>>33674699
hmmm, there has to be at least one Shota/Femboy cutesie ones, probably a good idea to make him blue too, to maximize success. By hitting this area, you get both the fujo's and the dudes into traps.

But to find the talent to pull that off will be difficult. The VA will have to have the voice for it, otherwise it just wouldn't work.

>>33686493
I'm in the same boat. Let's make it in together anon.

I auditioned. I think I have a nice shot if i compare my metrics to the current homos, i have way better numbers than two of their RMS and the other two are not far of. I also can play piano, guitar and mix my own songs, my only disadvantage is that I've never played Apex or Valorant. I mostly play Destiny 2 which sucks ass and probably could never stream. Anyway if i do get chosen i promise in my mother's life that i will reject every single Hololive collab. I would be the Noel version of a Star. No women allowed.

>>33684946
Here's the real juicy bit. You are right about them being told not to refuse and that they can't initiate. But nobody told the girls that. Some of the guys had pretty big reservations against cross branch collabs, they weren't even discussed until a few days before the debut when they were told they HAD to collab. The girls in the other hand were told they didn't have to collab although heavily implying that they should because they painted the Stars brand as the underdogs that need all the support they can get.

So this is why there are multiple collabs a week, the girls think the guys can decline but that they're just nice and excited to collab when there are a few that completely dread collabs. It's a real scummy tactic a group of the managers is forcing, oh and nothing like this is done in JP or ID. It's exclusively this little group of managers. There is ONE really good manager in EN. The others are a bunch of pseudo activists.

>>33674699
I'll use my shota voice to seduce every ENvtuber weak to little boys.

>>33690485
I choose to believe this rrat. Did one of the boys talk about this in members?

>>33674699
Future prospects are grim for gen 2. At best, they might be half as good of an entertainer as Vesper. At worst, they'll be painfully mediorce to dogshit tier like the other three.

>>33690485
That's one hell of a juicy rrat. Give me more.

I have a deep voice and sound like kenshiro. Have a great asmr just woke up voice. Can play guitar, piano, vocal, all brass instruments. Can compose and arrange music. Will do ttrpg streams, music collab streams with Luna, sora, suisex, Can speak Japanese and Spanish, game dev.

>>33690810
No
>>33690906
What do you want to know? Obviously I can't give away too much. I can confirms they have a separate Discord and whenever the girls initiate a discussion managers are present. It's no way near the level of Nijisanji. They're not DMing each other and shit. There's actually one specific staff person that is employed as an HR representative that checks everything so there's no funny business.

>>33691325
>There's actually one specific staff person that is employed as an HR representative that checks everything so there's no funny business.
That's more than I expected to be honest.

>>33691325
nice larp

>>33691325
>There's actually one specific staff person that is employed as an HR representative that checks everything so there's no funny business.
HR's usually nothing but a bunch of fucking cockbags but that's actually based for once

>>33691365
It's not done because of unicorns, maintaining purity or shit like that. The same group of managers that are pushing for the cross branch collabs? They were the ones to propose that. They don't want anything close to a #metoo. The whole Hololive En Pro is their baby, imagine if any of the guys did something scummy or any of the girls idk got offended about something and came out against one guy? Their whole project would be over so don't expect this level of "security" is for the talents, is to save their experiment.

>>33691599
>They don't want anything close to a #metoo.
believable until this

>>33691599
I've got the worlds largest madonna complex so I'm perfect for starsEN2. I can't even look at lewd art of any of the girls.

>>33688942
Hell yeah bro

>>33677334
Isn't that what Axel and Vesper do already?

>>33674699
I want Holostars ID with indonesian Utaites!!!

>>33692188
I will fight Vesper to the death to win A-chan's hand.

>>33674699
I will do stupid videogames challenge/speedrun in retro games (SMB, Megaman Serie, Sonic, Contra, etc) and try to buy a real retro console with shity games and play it in stream (something like AVGN) for last I will do japanese reps, ID reps, X language rep in stream.
>Would you be better than them?
Numbers? I don't think so, big number scary me

>>33674699
what's the point they only hire shit.
even if u can play a musical instrument
elite decent gamer or even have good art
cause it's all nepotism

cause in point the last 4 hires

>>33693394
>cause it's all nepotism
>cause in point the last 4 hires
Huh? Qrd?

>>33674699
I will become mukbang chuuba & have my cooking show.
my mukbang is just zatsu in disguise and i will read every chat/dono for baiting SC & cultivate loyal paypig.
become pseudo BFE (but seiso not degenerate like Vox) and never look back.
Also i will subtly convince my genmate to not collab with the girls and will show them you can get money by not collabing with the girl, so the balance between holo and star is saved.
I can enjoy CGDCT from sidelines while also have loyal gachi.
I will become a double agent that will keep the stars and holos is separated, make sure they aren't blurring the lines.

>>33674699
I can fill in the FPS gamer slot for the gen.

>>33674699
I don't know about better, but I feel like it's about bringing your own strengths and interests to the table. I'm into guns, fitness, and metal music, is that unique enough to stand on its own? I don't think so, but I'm going to give it my best regardless. I still haven't sent in my application yet even though I said I'd do it the day I got my fancy mic. That was at least a week ago now.

>>33693394
This anon has it right. Cover couldn't find proper male talent to save their life.
I'd be much better than their current roster, but why bother applying again when you have to deal with Tempus.
Can't do solo streams forever, don't like your co-workers. Oh boy oh boy.

>>33693942
so why didn't you apply for gen 1?

>>33693905
>guns
Unique among holos, but i doubt they'll allow it.

>>33674699
nerfed hard by making content that takes a lot of time and doesn't display my personality. I was never meant to make it in the first place.

>>33693979
*sigh*
I did. Repeatedly. I knew I could have made Holostars EN something worth watching. I didn't have a streaming history but it didn't seem like that was required.
I really wanted to make it work, but I wasn't who they wanted to play the characters they drafted for Tempus. I kind of wish I knew from the beginning there was nothing I could do.
It doesn't matter how good you are if you don't fit the characters they plan out in that little Japanese office of theirs.

>>33674699
Hardcore misogyny and frequent off collabs with Finana to promote the unity between companies.

>>33685373
I promise I’m not racist

>>33694128
I hope you're not that same guy who sperged all over here when his video got a view but no reply from Cover

>>33693682
Seiso BFE is the way

>>33694276
You'll have to be more specific, I'm pretty sure there were a dozen of us doing that.
I wanted more than a reply though, I wanted a contract and a Live2D model.
I mean look, I even did my hair, how could they have not picked me?

>>33674699
English language learner streams with fake overplayed Polish/Russian accents, Paradox games, milestone system with donated game keys, full confrontation with Regis as a rival, and I would bombard him with duel offers. I'd collab with Sora the troll and Calliope Mori, and keep the identity of my Oshi a secret.

>>33674699
cock

>>33694485
This is literally me what the fuck

>>33674699
I'd speedrun graduation like nobody else.

>>33694400
Persistence seems to be actually important though, recently Lui revealed that she was rejected five times before she got accepted. Sometimes you just need to get lucky and have the right eyes look at your application at the right time.
I actually applied myself but didn't reapply since I didn't think I actually had the tenacity required to be the member of a pioneer branch.

>>33693519
This is a LARP thread, anon. You need to make your own RP, no cheating.

>>33694485
>full confrontation with Regis as a rival
It doesn't have to be Regis, but the idea seems very entertaining. Though that it'll definitely attract more drama hungry fans.

>>33694400
I was kinda really looking forward to the blank slate experience. Now with Tempus there is kind of an expectation of you're gonna follow an xyz route, even if you do your own thing.
I dunno man. Applications are only like, what, five minutes long, but I'll think about it.

>>33694562
Meant to reply to this post. I'm sweepy sweepy.

>>33694882
>Applications are only like, what, five minutes long, but I'll think about it.
I've been stuck on that five minute video for fucking ages now anon, it's the hardest part

>>33694128
Then I guess cover didn't think you were the better pick. sucks to suck.

>>33694959
Didn't Axel have things to say regarding what to put there? Search for Tempus' first Q&A and Axel's first zatsudan.
His suggestions might help because he's the complete opposite of overthinkers, and usually what he does works. He was also the smallest before joining, then Regis.

>>33695058
can you spoonfeed me? becuase im an overthinker

>>33695106
There should be clips of it. "Axel holostars audition". Put it into Youtube.

>>33695310
I MADE AN AXEL APPLICATION BUT THEY PASSED ME OVER BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T LOOKING FOR SOMEONE LIKE AXEL THIS TIME!
Uuuuu.....
FAUFAU Help me make a Holostars EN application! I'm just a dum sapling!

>>33695310
>Axel holostars audition
thnx homie

>>33695476
Axel is a dumdum, but he's great at singing and delivers with semi-monthly covers. How're you going to beat that, saplingchama?
But yeah, they're not going to pick 2 people for similar roles. Tempus doesn't even overlap their senpais.
>>33695611
Good luck, friend. Feel free to use it to apply to the other corpo(s) or just be an indie too.

>>33674699
I will fujobait hard and never even acknowledge the girls. /vt/ will be even angrier than with Tempus.

I will never have to read /vt/ ever again once I make it into gen 2. Sounds heavenly

>>33674699
I will stream using a cunny model and then masturbate to my fanart

>>33674699
I will get to eat TWO hotdogs and you guys will listen to me eat both and you'll be, oh my, you'll be so very mad >:]

>>33674699
Let's face it anyone /here/ trying to be a male vtuber is going to claim they'll be a brotuber and pander to "bros" and sabotage themselves from the start. It's retarded because men don't actually support male vtubers and they'll lose viewers the moment they do something "gay" which is completely subjective. You'll get an ugly as shit model so it'll filter most women and they won't support you either. The first month or two you'll have people jumping to your streams to check it out but you won't keep that viewership for long after.

>>33675445
If you did that, you'd get kicked during the interview phase, let alone passing.

>>33677273
Please be a shota chuuba

>>33681477
I would watch you immediately.

I will do daily streams on the events of the war in Ukraine along with guerrilla watchalong streams of live police chases in California. My gaming streams will consist mainly of Civ6 and EU4. My weekly schedule will be filled with GeoGuessr and zatsus about linguistics, anthropology, European culture, and conspiracy theories.

I would set up and eat a charcuterie board in a members only stream every month if I managed to get this job.

>>33696198
I'll watch you just to see the worlds speedrun record of fastest time a holo gets fired for saying the N word

>>33674699
I will only play anti gravity racing games and Platinum games games.
I will only watch /tv/ approved kino on watchalong streams.
I will only sing grunge.
I will do extremely good voice impressions of early youtube animators.
I WILL fuck all the EN girls.

>>33693682
>>33695801
I can only dream of a chuuba like this.

>>33695954
Eh, give it time. It was mostly because Myth and Luxiem debuted first.
If it were Maimoto and friends, then someone autistic like Kuzuha debuting first like the NijiJP maybe everything would be different.

>>33696577
Yeah but now there's more variety and new people getting into vtubers in general so that excuse holds less weight as time goes by. There could still be a group that beats Luxiem and offers things that they don't have. We'll just have to see for the next wave though.

>>33674699
I'll be the primitive technology of vtubers but I fail everytime then cry every end of the stream

>>33694128
yeah man i'm sure it's nepotism and not you just sucking at being entertaining and kayfabe don't worry about it

I really hope I make it in. This shit would be so fun to do for a living.

>>33697238
You won't make it in thankfully. I would fear for the girls safety if someone /here/ made it in.

>>33697322
Rude! I'm not /here/, I just read /vt/ sometimes.
I'm already a very well-behaved vtuber. I ironically don't even watch Hololive's streams.

>>33674699
Here's my rrat: There won't be another "gen" in Tempus. New members will join one by one to the guild ala RPG style, like the Tales series where you gain new members as the story progresses. This way, new blood are part of Tempus as a whole, and not creating an unnecessary, imaginary boundary between gens like Luxie and Noctyx.

>>33698701
That would honestly be a lot cooler than the way they've gone about debuting new talent in the past.

>>33674932
I like you and hope you get in

>>33675836
Awesome how's your solo content

>>33682938
Would you reply to Iluna's Ren on Twitter?

>>33674699
>play autistic map game/autistic WRPG/autistic spreadsheet management simulator
>tell military stories
>teach chat how to hunt/farm/shoot/prep
>sing really badly
>afraid to talk to women
>hablo español
>graduate after a month because i called one of my genmates a retarded faggot (affectionately)

is there hope

>>33693682
Please apply. i would be your gachi and i will root for your success so you can define holostar culture like the holo does, but it's no female collab.
t. yume/female unicorn

>>33681280
I miss Beebs UUUUUUU

>>33697359
>don't watch stream
Like pottery

I get free poontang from Ame, Mori and Kronii who find me disgusting but fuck me only to stick it to their fans

I would debut with the excuse that I´m shy with girls to avoid beggars and that I will work into getting to know TEMPUS and Stars JP senpais 1st, but with the promise that one day, when I feel comfortable enough, that I may join a collab with the girls.Twitter interactions is fine.
So I can play Kenshin and Starsector and form my identity as an even worse War Criminal than Pekora. I´ll make Sseth references to filter any normie watching me.
I would become the polite "Dr death"

>>33693682
Assuming the Holo Civil War last until Stars en gen 2, I can´t wait for what you will add to this stupid shitpost of narrative.

>>33674699
i have a 30 inch scale guitar of couse ill be better than them

>>33674932
Vesper if there isn't a NijiEN collab ban

>>33697187
not 1 artist
not 1 singer
not 1 god gamer
not 1 musically well verse player

those 4 hires? da fug they got?
even randos with good skills in music can get decent views in youtube

wtf where holoEN crop scouting at?
their friends of friends?

>>33674699
We will get gen 2 before holo 3

>>33674699
I would use Yagoo's connections with Harada to get Holopro perms for Tekken 7, and then I would invite Rosemi for a Tekken collab. It would be incredible to see the drama from both sides of the pond.

>>33706377
Speak English monkey

>>33674699
I will snatch Scarle off Magni's hands and that'll be my sole contribution to Holostars.

gonna organize offpako with my viewer regularly so that they can fuck my slutty boipussy and fill the empty hole inside my heart with their cum. that's all. and also i'm gonna fuck every HoloFuta who I can get my hands on.

>>33674699
I've been doing my dancing reps, need to improve on singing reps.
Would I be better than them? Probably equal to Altare's charisma (I hope my voice isn't a debuff) while having the autism of Nowa. I don't know if that would be considered "better" but to me it isn't something unique so it isn't something better.

>>33674932
>Play Dwarf Fortress.

No you don't also your unoriginal and sixteen pretending to be 40 also you suck

>>33674699
I would
>play rts regularely
>have a fun time with my genmates
>Go through all the souls games because noone wants to do it yet
>go into tangents about comics and cartoons, alongside anime and manga
>introduce people to the manga about the robot wife, the eldritch cat and the one where a girl is isekai'd into an RTS
>Collab with as many people as i can, and hopefully do a RTS tournament with the genmates
>have fun

I think i would do a good job.

>>33684920
Mmm I can smell the bullshit

>>33674699
I would request for an ugly bastard model to capitalize off the booming NTR market.
A recent survey has shown that 98.3% of the anons on /vt/ (You) enjoy a good cucking.
I often burp and fart while streaming so I would fit perfectly for the model. For every akasupa you guys send me I will let out a shart on stream.
Many anons are mad about TEMPUS because nobody wants to see a bunch of pretty boys playing with their oshis. People would prefer a right ugly bastard if they had to see their oshi collab with a male.
Electric razor ass shaving streams for each milestone (50k 100k 1mill)
My main content would be drinking streams with open VC in case any of your oshis want to join me.
I look forward to becoming your oshi guys!

>>33707176
permissions are going to destroy you

>>33689950
Well you have other disadvantages. You look down on stars and it comes out very easily. You have a shitty pretentious personality. You smell terminally online. And you come off being terrible to work with.

>>33707769
For RTS? i mean sure i wont be able to play with games with dead devs but if the ip is owned by someone alive i think they'll give perms right?

>>33708033
You have no idea

>>33707984
What about that anon's post got you so mad?
The part where he said he has better metrics than the TEMPUS or that he wouldn't collab with women?

>>33674699
I would fuck my oshi

You get to fuck Kronii. You fucker better bring your A game

Why does this thread just read like a bunch of autistic dudes trying to out-autism each other for autism points

>>33708442
>Twitter tourist comes to 4chan
>Why are there so many autists?

>>33682955
Desu the NijiEN girls are unironically more likely to be virgins than the HoloEN girls. It's hard for shut ins that actually stream all day to be getting dick compared to girls that barely stream.

I’d take the Roberu route of fucking as much indies as I can. I’d also take the opportunity to learn the guitar since doing it in front of people would motivate me to continue learning

>>33708033
you really think the only reason nobody has played any souls game other than elden ring is that they just don't feel like it? hint: they did and they got wiped in the perms apocalypse

>>33674699
>join homoEN
>getting endlessly harassed for just existing and don't even get to profit from it
Better to stay indie or look elsewhere instead of literally throwing yourself into a self-perpetuating fire.

>>33708523
I've been here for a long time man, people just typically aren't laying it on so thick with stuff like "UH yeah I would only play extremely keyed games AND I would get fired for saying niggerfaggot!!" anywhere else on this website. It's like I'm reading the posts of teenagers doing their best impression of the 20-something autists that spend a lot of time here.

>>33708747
I would not be able to hear the "endless harassment" over the money or the good times if I were to get hired

>>33708777
I think a lot of posts itt are shitposts. Don't take them too seriously

>>33674877
fpbp

>>33674699
>Would you be better than them?
kek no, I would just play Mordhau and AOE2 with viewers all day. Maybe some extreme SOVL spanish karaoke once a month or so.

>>33674932
Also this, I like the Niji girls way more anyways.
I would also try to wingman some of the small corpo chubas that like the JP stars, like Tenma.

>>33674699
I will go the Vox route, full BFE gain a huge following of femaleschizos and then flirt with every ENwhore behind the scenes. I will "accidently" reveal everything so the schizos will take down every ENwhore but forgive me anyways. I'd make too much money for Cover to do shit.
You're welcome.

Being mediocre at video games and constantly talking about mecha, a genre everyone loves.

>>33674699
Broken English, a shitty accent, and retro racing games.

>>33710034
Being decent at video games and constantly talking about the distinction between mechs and mecha, and why mecha is strictly inferior and for plebians with shit taste.

>>33710131
So you're him with an even smaller dick. Nice.

I'll be sure to fuck your oshi on stream, homo or holo.

>>33710044
>retro racing games.
here's your chance, anon: which ones are your favorites

>>33708734
Its not an unreasonable conclusion. What do you mean by perm apocalypse?

>>33674699
>/tg/ and /o/ autism
>Oil change and brake bleeding ASMR
>Raging at racing games
>Laughing at horror games
>Endurance karaoke where I fuck up my vocal cords every week or two
>I will attempt to emotionally manipulate Mumei into doing a cover of Fukurou, and then never interact with her again

>>33691325
what of that members post bae had talking with Vesper on discord?

>>33674699
No fags please

>>33694562
talent matters, but fitting the character matters as well, they are looking for specific voices for the characters, and Often times thats just luck of the draw, so you SHOULD reapply every time as it could not be due to lack of talent, but just right voice at the wrong time.

>>33712083
Hololive, Upd8te, Brave Group, and Nijisanji. Long ago Vtubers lived in peace but everything changed the day Capcom attacked Hololive.

>>33691365
if this information came from a member collabing with holostars I would very suspicious if its actually true. Just sounds like copium intended for irate fans

>>33715538
You also have to it be a pain to deal with.

>>33706780
get good landwhale,
go do some exercise
all that fat is showing from your reddit shit