/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>33649443
Vesper/Axel/Altare
Fauna/Kronii/Ina
Final Fantasy/Pokemon

>>33650065
>>33650090
got damn op you’ve been on point

>>33650141
aye

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=020400b84b
2-3 games?
If we get 5 people in 7 minutes I'll start. Otherwise we bounce and do reps I guess

>>33649443
>dingo & demon
>tba
>ff

>>33649443
>leadersan
>fauna
>either persona 1 or disgaea 1

>>33650188
good job axel baker, i love more leader OPs

>>33649961
Overture is good as fuck too bro, but what can I say? Clarence changed the entire course of my life for some goddamn reason.

Mashallah my brothers

DONT SEARCH AME IN THE CATALOG! WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!

>>33649443
>Mag
>Ame
>Metal gear probably

>>33650273
Alright, I'll let you off the hook this time

>>33649443
Axel
Faufau
Jank like Oblivion

A little bit ouf our dingo laughing during the Phasmo collab
https://twitter.com/bakutwice/status/1572044820054700032

>>33649443
>Vesper
>Kronii
>Project Zomboid

>>33650197
this art is nuts

>>33650195
im down

>>33649443
>altare
>ganchan
>dissidia 012

>>33650264
aaaaaa he looks so handsome here i hate it. stupid jobber

>>33650195(Me)
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=00d103ec24
Lost internet for a bit
5 people in 7 min we start

>>33650492
I love his slightly wheezy cackling

>>33649443
>axel
>ina
>hollow knight / arknights

>>33650195
Fuck off with your discord level faggotry

>>33650623
wym anon? he's always been handsome tho?

Do you guys think stars EN will have a vsinger too?

>>33650569
Who wears this and why..

>>33650937
yeah, me.

>>33649443
>Nowa
>Ina
>FFX

>>33650962
Gamma, obviously. To assert dominance

>>33649443
>Magni
>Roberu (or if you meant the girls specifically, Polka)
>Etrian Odyssey, Splatoon, Touhou, Taiko no Tatsujin

>cross thread survey posting
Hmm

>>33651003
I'd audition for it if I could, but I'm pretty average as a singer unfortunately

>>33650937
Yeah, me, member of Holostars EN Project: ROPE

Anyone got that fanart of TEMPUS holding Axel up so he can reach Nodoka-san?

>>33651055
What's dominant about wearing those? Who dicks get hard and who's pussy gets wet for this.

>>33651082
I love this haniwa looking Mag

>>33651096
>I'd audition for a place as a streamer/singer for a world-renowned company
>But I can't sing & I don't stream
Better start doing your reps, anon.

Where's the archive for Axel's membership? It's not in the usual place

reedah...

>>33651346
Hey man, just let me daydream a little

>>33649443
>Axel
>Suisei
>Ace Combat 7

>>33651245
me

>>33651364
he fucked up

>>33651371
Leadersan... Ganbatte!

I might have a thing for r63 Magni.I think..

>>33651371
AXEL HATES ALTARE

>>33651436
So no one archived it?

What to do while waiting for the next stream

>>33651508
>r63

>>33651371
the interview link btw:
https://got.cr/AxelIntTw

>>33651508
anon...i have bad news...

>>33651686
kek i love how the artist draws axel

>>33649443 #

>Vesper
> Calli
>Kingdom Hearts series, Fire Emblem series

>>33651391
Ac7 is like the weakest in the franchise. Count sucks jaeger still telling stories to his children and full band is alive in Cuba chilling with 2pac and jfk.

>>33651686
Galacticnose’s secret stash...

>>33651686
>>33651619
Anon... It's based in Cagliostro from gbf, who's a man inside the body of a woman, that anon wasn't wrong...

FUCK IT I AM GOING IN!:

Vesper is a vampire!
Magni is a man!
Axel is only making himself look like an idiot!
Leader is not /here/!
Rio is a man too!

AND I AM NOT TAKING MY MEDS!!!

>>33651566
https://gofile.io/d/XT7lkY

>>33651929
Take your meds and be happy, don't listen to the voces in your head

>>33651371
Jfc his taste in anime is so basic

>>33651933
first time seeing a gofile link. Is this safe?

>>33651802
Anon, there's no need to spoiler that. Be free.

>>33651929
Yeah, you're not getting any medication. Don't bother locking your doors anon.

why is he like this

>>33652092
Saviorfag who is fine with women getting raped

>>33651929
Take your mags

>>33652135
wtf bros axel is based??

>>33652036
Idk someone else linked it to me

>>33652135
Didn't he say his favorite scene in Goblin Slayer was the opening rape scene kek

>>33651508
AAAAAAA WHY MAGLIOSTRO IS SO SEEEEEEX UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>33652092
>elfen lied
>>33652211
>gobbo rape
sounds pretty based to me

>>33652036
You can stream the video, rather than downloading it (if that helps).

REEDAH SO CUTE

https://twitter.com/_skycompass/status/1572286949683245056

>>33652211
...he has no filter...

>Is a chumbud
>wants to celebrate his birthday at chucky cheese.

Why are chumkeks like this.

>chupado
>69 waiting

>>33652211
I literally need him to rape Magni so bad its not even funny. I'm in shambles.

>>33652430
sasuga MAGNATION

>>33652430
magmites know

>33652340
>>33638542
hmmm

>>33652211
Why is he so straight

>>33652135
He probably has a weird ass fetish where he wants his crush to get raped just so he can save them

>>33652493
I made both those post so?

>>33649443
>Magni and Vesper
>Gamma
>Phantasy Star Online ep 1&2 Plus on GameCube

Just a reminder that Fauna is on topic here because she is now officially adopted by Vesties as a part of /MANS/

im hungry bros...leader talking about pho is making me starving...

>>33652853
Nope

>>33652092
>Promised Neverland
Why do people like these sad anime... why can't everything be like Ore Monogatari...

>>33652919
>Nope

>>33652470
>hey magni want to roleplay goblin slayer heehee haha

>>33652211
how did he not get in trouble for saying that

>>33652981
the gladiator gets raped tho...

Remember, don't reply to deadbeat, let him samefag and just ignore it.

>>33652971
She will never be a part of tempus she sell morals for incel bucks. When she stops doing that. I'll awake from you the dream.

Have the Tempus boys each acquired a straam specialty now? Vesper definitely has zatsu's and old games nut what about the others?

Where's my Nowa uuuuuuuu

>>33652853
Vesplings are okay but they need to stop crying about their mommy

>>33653143
Altare VR

chupado

>>33653143
Nowa: Zatsus and complex games
Altare: VR/Minecraft
Axel: Being dumb and musics covers
Magni: LA CREATIVIDAD

>>33653212
There's no vespling. Fauna hasn't mentioned them at side from that unarchived member karaoke stream which was company mandated. When she reaches out then we can talk about unity delusions and what not.

>>33653266
magnibowl

>>33653142
Fauna is unironically one of the humbler holos who don't care much about SCs and genuinely wants to see her fanbase improve themselves. But she's also a CGDCTfag chumbud so no shit she's never going to talk about stars

to every tall anons: i will steal your kneecaps
- reedah

>>33653410
Don't care yet still collecting incel bucks. Lol okay believe what you want dude.

>>33653410
>replying seriously
vespling... your not biting bait reps...

/MANS/tachi, you're all amazing, keep it up! ~

>>33653530
R

is short demon posting hours

https://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-feature/2022/09/20/recs-vtuber-axel-syrios-shares-his-top-10-anime
I refuse to believe these are Axel's top 10 anime. I bet all the shit he likes isn't on Crunchyroll and those fuckers wouldn't let him put it down because it'd make their garbage ass company look bad.
They did dingo dirty.

By this same logic kiara is a honorary member of tempus too right? I mean at least unlike fauna she didn't had to hide behind a member stream to wish tempus luck.

>>33653564
si

>>33653498
>vespling
I'm a sapmite

>>33653554
I

Ah man. I feel down when Vesper doesn't have a stream scheduled.

>>33653619
What? How? Where's the crossover in those two fandoms?

>>33653667
N

>>33653667
M

>>33653667
C

>>33653599
I'm honestly all for us being the secret holopro general. I just want a place where I can talk about the boys and the girls and not wait for collabs for it to happen...

>>33653704
G

>>33653682
This mythical Parental Figure Experience that some people didn't have in their childhood

>>33653799
O

For a japanese dude, Axel's anime taste is so basic (except maybe Slam Dunk).

>>33653682
I'm a huge improv fag. Both their gameplay streams are top tier with their commentary

I'd argue Fauna is the funniest EN girl. Funnier than Altare for sure though.
No offense leader

>>33652211
https://youtu.be/iA-13RWaEJo?t=6260
Legend

>>33653682
Not him, but Fauna has mentioned multiple times before how she wants to dress saplings up in cute little dresses. She's even drawn a sapling crossdressing before. Magni already crossdresses so he'd be perfect for Fauna's sissification antics, especially considering he stole Fauna's cowkini

>>33653576
I think this too. I was expecting way more mecha anime

>>33653751
I'm going stop watching tempus. I used to like when they had that bro bonding experiences. Now every stream is just a fag and women pandering. I'm sort of losing interest vesper is the reason i have yet to drop tempus.

>>33653751
No shut the fuck up and fuck off. This isn’t your fucking general this is the Tempus thread
You people are becoming way too arrogant

>>33653945
Cool

Oi, Nowa, what do you think of doing a cheeky Twitter Space?

This isn't even psychiatry day yet and they're already starting

>>33654022
Is Mewtwo a psychiatry?

>>33653987
Says the dickhead shipping vesper and fauna.

Again, report and ignore him.

>>33653576
Eva, Elfen Lied, and Seraph of the End aren't hyperlinked so I assume they're not available on CR. He probably just threw out whatever came up first he thought about instead of it being a definitive top 10.

>>33653751
Fuck off with this. I’m fine with the girls being brought up when they’re literally in a collab with the boys but how many fucking threads do you guys have dedicated explicitly to them that loathe us for existing? If you want a HoloPro thread make one. This is a thread for Holostars Tempus with some light JP crossover.

>>33653751
We should just make /hbg/ holobros general. We just add in the bros of hololive. Stars, ID girls, FBK, Fauna, Bae, Mori, Kronii, and Ame.

>>33653751
Just make your own /holoproEN/ thread, if it resist the schizos and anti-Stars you'll have your new general

>Bored, decide to check out /MANS/ for the first time in a while
>It's full of people fantasising about the homos interacting with the holos that haven't show any interest
Kek, so you faggots really did turn out how everyone knew you would.

>>33654255
Yep. Pretty sad

>>33654223
>If you want a HoloPro thread make one
The problem is it's so out there that it'll get flocked by schizos. That's why I said secret holopro general

>>33654223
Im getting reported for basically saying this lol. Stop mentioning girls who won't give the boys the time of the day but whoo hoo report me MODS!

>>33654255
it’s like five morons that everyone here hates honestly

>chupado stream?

>>33654223
Agreed. They're probably baiters but honestly, any collab beggers should fuck off and create their own general. I'm here for my bros, period.

maguni doko

did the scarra collab cause a stink here? Just surprised to see fleshtuber collabs

>>33654402
no

>>33654402
Nope. Stars collab with fleshtubers a lot anyway.

Reminder that shitposters WILL recieve correction!

That's nice, but have you read this fanfic?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41219415

It's pretty well written.

I want it

For newfags, just remember to follow the commandments and don't respond to bait anons! /mans/ unite.

>>33654323
>secret
So it’s better to clog this thread with off topic shit instead? I would rather spam gore porn than have you faggots ruin it with Fauna and I have nothing against her. What’s next, Gura?

>>33654481
Is this another gutfucker fic? The one I know wasn't in AO3.

>>33654481
Oh yeah it's great

>>33654481
personally i find this one better
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41220000

>>33654499
Most of these people don't even follow these commandments lol.

>>33654579
This one is pretty choice ngl.

>>33652211
He's the living proof that women loves rapists.

>>33654576

Fujotachi, please, lend me your strength and show me your best Tempus lewds ~

How was Axel's asmr?

>>33654500
Imagine this with all the boys' figures, I'd buy it desu

>>33654537
>ruin it with Fauna
NTA but thread has been comfy with vesplings what the fuck are you on about?

>>33654643 (Me)
Sorry, I fuck it up... FUCK

>>33654612
still think this ones my fav tempus fic tho. changed me
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41772090

>>33654646
Pitch it to Magni.
Plastic figures might take a long while, but plushies should be possible.

>>33654579
This one is my favorite too. I like the relationship between Altare and Magni here a lot, it’s cute~

>>33654699

>>33654576
>nips
ayyyYYYOOO

Fuck Fauna and fuck cucklings

>>33654751
I HAVENT SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE
SEX

>>33654706
kek

>>33654766
Is this allowed? Magni is a woman.

Sexy Magni saves the day

>>33654692
I find them annoying, not like I can make them leave

>>33654614
Dangerous hot guys is a trope as old as time

>>33654751
uohhhhhh this shitty brat deserves correction! ToT

>>33654808
You make shitposters masturbate, simple as. No one can resist the Magussy

>>33654751
sex SLUT

>>33654837
Spike...

>>33654692
The occasional Fauna and Vesper comparison with the Vespling thing is fine, if annoying, but people are genuinely starting to think we’re okay with posting about completely unrelated talents (which she is) and I’m sick of it

>>33654537
That's why I was suggesting for this place to become holopro general retard. And it's not like everyone in /hlgg/ will suddenly post here. It'd be just the same but the only difference is no one spergs out when talking about the girls

>>33655001
Ayo??

>>33654861

>>33655001
MAGLIOSTRO FORMA DE NIÑA PEQUEÑA

>>33655001
Dingo about to lose it

>>33654402
Scarra is chill

This one is still the most sex of all time

>>33654995
Damn dude you’re a master baiter

>>33655066
Stupid brat!

>>33655177
UNCENSORED WHERE

>>33654255
Falseflags or twitter tourists, just ignore them

This is why having an oshi and a broshi is a mistake. they start trying to find home where they can talk about both

>>33655262
Shut up and masturbate to magni

>>33655177
I need more of Magni using his magmites for his own arousal...

>>33655262
We mostly came from holoEN. Even I have IRyS as my kamioshi still. Does anyone here actually have their broshi and oshi as the same person?

Altare jobbing so hard at Worms really made me want to rape him

>>33655309
:(

>>33655262
I never talk about my oshi, it's not that hard, I come here only for the boys, in fact I miss the first month, the no collabs restriction, and the omega shitposting
Those were good days

Always trust in him to distract the baiters by making them jack off

maguni chan with delicious pancakes

>>33655364
This but altare jobbing at apex

>>33655289
Nah. I'm one of the rare straight dudes who hangs out here because he likes the boy's bro energy

>>33654995
Go away retard, make your own general and see how it goes. MANS stays MANS nigger

>they think I can't shitpost while masturbating to Magni
Being bi really is a cheat skill

>>33655228
Here you are my brother, please use it for your cum tributes and whatnot.
https://files.catbox.moe/jcwk1x.png

>>33655344
I just have Altare as my oshi. That’s it. I
I like plenty of other talents though (and love the boys of course)

>>33655373
I've seen this one already, but it's still good shit

>>33655373
Bro...

>>33651508
holy shit this is clean

>>33655552
GOD BLESS ANON

I see a lot of wannabe baiters today on this thread, that's it? that's all you can do? Pathetic.

>>33655344
I don't have an oshi or a broshi. I support all of hololive and holostars but even I know unified discussion would be a disaster

>>33655373
J-John-san???

>>33655608
>same pic
Pathetic.

>>33655608
Do men really think bait like this works?

>>33654709
Oh whoa, I dig this a ton. Thanks for showing this, I like the way they went about it a lot. I dunno why but this hits way harder than the more explicit things I've seen or read.

>>33651508
Doesn't he have 6 extra hands?
I'm too autist to enjoy this

>>33650090
Let's remember this for a second

>ywn have your dick licked by magni
why live

>>33655720
El wiwi, el nowa, el wagni, el wegis

>>33655737
i-is that gentle giant mouthplay?

]I blame Mori and Omega for this unironically
All this shit started with that mandated collab bacause Omega thinks reducing the collab ban with the girls by 1 week is a good fucking idea

Do women really want us to believe they have oshis in Holostars and not in Hololie? Bitch you monkey branched to the shiny new toy, you're capricious as fuck. You're going to leave as soon as you go on your period.

>>33655791
UwU

>>33655737
I would do unspeakable things to a tiny Vesper.

>>33655737

>>33655791
Thank you anon, I love those silly names.

i don't understand. how are you guys this horny?

>>33655641
Based. There's a time and place for everything and this board should NEVER be used for unified discussion. There are too many shitposters and actual collab beggars who'd ruin it.

>>33655898
Have you SEEN magni

>>33655898
Dead/Fujo hours

>>33655898
Have you heard magni

>>33655806
perhaps...

>>33655720
Brother, when I say it changed me. I mean it. I haven't been able to stop thinking about Dingo clutching Magni to his chest and acting like a safety blanket for the lil menhera for days.
I need to see an image of Magni tucked snug under Axel's chin RIGHT NOW.

Captcha: DV4PP (yeah that's goddamn right DV gets my pp hard)

>>33655898
have you smelled magni?
that magsmell...

Magni's supple thighs...

>off-topic again
You jerks didn't join my gartic lobby for this? I'm hurt

>>33655898
Being horny is a defense mechanism. The moment we become horny every poster we hate gets scared away

>>33656114
Sniff magni’s Smooth TITS and smooth ARMPITS sniff sniff

>>33653842
Agree, Regis is the least funny because he doesn't have the hehe retard energy of axel, nor has he learned to live and die by the bit.

>>33656136
sorry bro i dont know how to draw at all

>>33656177
That's that makes it fun

>>33656136
I didn't make it in time anon :(

Don't let your pp control your mind, Magni is using you, he's a whore, he doesn't really care about you, he just wants your money and your body for his experiments probably

>>33656136
I don't draw, and I hate repetitive jokes that usually come up on those.
Maybe someday, anon.

I am the last herero male in this thread...

>>33656233
This is fine with me. I'll sacrifice everything for Magni Dezmond

>>33656233
Hot...tfw ywn be a living dildo for magni...

>If you could ensure your viewers take one feeling or message from your streams, what would it be?
>Axel: Don’t ever give up in life. Forget about the past, but learn from it. Don’t think about the future, but work for it. If you need to work on something, let’s work together, you ain't alone! Let’s take it easy and one step at a time, enjoy the moment we have now, with the boys!!!
This man is literally a shonen protagonist

>>33656250
Not for long

>>33656054
If my wrist wasn't messed up I'd draw that for both of us. I'm a huge fan of these kinds of fics where they just go into a feelings jam. This really inspired me to revise some of my fics in the backburner, especially with this one having a similar kind of exploration feelings wise.

>>33656250
I wrote this. Also, all the fujos on this thread are my wifes, no complaining, we're all now married.

>>33655898
my brother in /mans/, have (You) heard magni?
https://rentry.org/maglomaniac
(also finally bulk updated it sorry i took a while fellas)

Siete mas horas

>>33653842
Ame is wittier but she hides it with her germlin act

Seriously though, Altare's humor is weird to me, at least everytime I tune in on his solo streams because he seems fine in collabs. One moment he's making a cringe joke that just spells "I tried to be a class clown but failed" then the next he makes lame tame jokes that would only 6 year olds would love

>>33656373
unless you are regis altare of holostars english, leader of the tempus guild, you are not my husband

>>33656385
Ayo

>>33656475
I'd said no complaining, you're now my wife too.

>>33656369
MESSED UP WRIST ANONCHAMMA!!! I REMEMBER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't worry about it! Just focus on healing for now. Introspective fics are always a treat yeah, makes you not only appreciate them more but have you think about things yourself sometimes.
This is another one I think you'd like then
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41702616

>>33655737
>shrunken Nowa fanart
goodlord finally. That entire stream was just macrophilia fetish fuel. Glad someone is finally making some content for it.

>>33656373
ANON NO, DON'T DATE A FUJO IT'S NOT WORTH IT

>>33656534
my condolences, anon

>>33656467
Yeah, I noticed that he's really funny in collabs but his jokes miss more times than they land in his solo streams. Maybe he's just more used to joking around with friends than doing it on his own.

>>33656602
I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT ANON, I CAN SAVE THEM.

>>33656340
Naruto...

>>33656467
Altare is extremely autistic and it really comes out in terms of “humor”. Kinda feels like every joke holds the same weight for him logistically without him being able to “get” it on a deeper level.
I find it endearing in a weird way but get it turning people off, he’s not the person I go to for laughs.

>>33656373
I don't think you'd want that anon... im an altyume

GETTING TIED UP AND SKINNED ALIVE BY REGIS

>>33656644
as an altventurer i think his dumb jokes that keeps missing is funny to me, there's just dead silence and awkwardness

if picrel has a leader version it'd be him

Wanna play haxball?

>>33656754
Female hands typed this post

>>33656754
GETTING MY INNARDS STUFFED AND PACKED IN HIS BIG PIKACHU PLUSHIE TO KEEP IT WARM AND "ALIVE"!

>>33656651
There's no saving a creature so rotten

Altare is funny only when he's not trying to be funny

>>33656766
For me I started to find it endearing after he opened up about how he used to have a stutter and got bullied about it. It became less "this guy sucks at jokes" and more "even though he sucks at them he still makes jokes because he wants to please everyone so badly"

>>33656575
Aw hell yeah, I like this one. Thanks for the recommendation.

Altare wanting to please Nowa...

>>33657028
Silly kid, Only I can please Nowa

>>33656766
Yeah I feel the same. If the joke lands, then it's good and funny. If it doesn't, I still find it funny by the virtue of leader just making a joke. I just find whatever he does endearing and can't help but love him for it.

>>33656467
He is self-aware that he isn't funny don't worry

>>33656980
i love leader so much, he sucks at some things but he tries his best...maybe too much. i hope he eases up a bit, i had so much fun during the VR tokyo show stream! it was just him being excited and having fun

am i the only altyume that wants leader to be sweet towards me only? and if he ever catches me talking with another guy, he can start acting cold and possessive until i listen to him and then i get spoiled again!

>>33655898
Axel ASMR this morning. Please understand.

>>33657028
him having a moment of anxiety about nowa “hating him” during today’s minecraft over leashing some birds to his house… he wants to be a good boy and get nowa’s approval even if it involves a bit of manipulation……..

Straight men, assemble!

it's altyume hours
I want leader to lock me in the basement

>>33657150
his schedule worries me the most. i wish he'd know that we wouldn't mind him taking more breaks, even if it's at the cost of seeing him less

>>33657278
Are we seriously on a fucking schedule? I swear it's always
>Nowa
>Magni
>Altare
>Axel
Then it repeats on THE SAME FUCKING ORDER

>>33657150
The VR Show stream was maybe my favorite stream of his so far, his excitement and ease in that kind of environment was contagious…

>>33657195
i have the same feeling as you sis...i want him to be clingy and possessive to me aaa

>>33656250
I refuse to believe that there is a single faggot in this thread unless someone posts cum tribute as proof.

>>33657271
Vestie here, doing my 日本語 reps and trying to ignore the sin in this thread

>>33657271
straightest man here and I FUCKING LOVE LEADER.

>>33657347
no tempus cock will be left unsucked

>>33657347
We must all be concentrated in specific parts of the world. Maybe Leader attracts mostly the NA crowd while Axel gets EU/SEA hours

>>33657465
So far Nowa and Altare are the most EU-friendly

>be me
>wageslaving in food industry as a chef
>manager pulls me off to the side so we can talk quickly about closers for tonight
>mid conversation i remember magni's homer simpson screams
>breakdown laughing
>im uncontrollably laughing, in tears and clutching my stomach
>manager thinks im high
>manager sends me home early cause im usually serious at work and he's freaked out
>be me
>be in bed
>have replayed magni's screaming for the past five minutes, laughing like a school girl
thanks maglord for being an absolute pussy when it comes to horror

part of having a favorite vtuber/idol/whatever is wanting to see them improve and achieve their goals right? i think that’s why i like altare so much actually, he’s got flaws (some bigger than others) and weird… stuff going on but he’s trying really hard to improve on them. makes me wanna see him succeed.

>>33657312
yeah his schedules and the amount of air time he does (like popping up in other members' streams to accompany them) i know the boys does the same but he's been sniffling for weeks now (like maybe a month?) he really needs to take a nice break and rest up...

i know he can take care of himself but DAMN IT TAKE A BREAK, REEDAH!

>>33653842

I mean Fauna is funniest EN easy

Who would be second?

Why is Vesper so fucking lazy? Why does he hate streaming, and us?

the average altventurer

Axel spilled the milk

>>33657643
It's a prefect dad simulator

>>33657643
Yeah he hates you especially.

>>33657643
Imagine nowa doing his singing reps in secret owo

>>33657677
now post the full one

>>33657271
Vespling here, I'm watching Kiara while playing Kingdom Hearts 2.. Again.

>>33657626
Subjective humor ranking for EN
>Magni
>Nowa
>Fauna
>Ame
>IRyS
>Kronii
>Gura
>Kiara
>Axel
>Mumei
i>Ina
>Altare
>Mori
>Bae

>>33657764
https://files.catbox.moe/9kdqa7.png

>>33657643
Because we're not good enough for him. We let him down.

>>33657381
Female hands wrote this

>>33657950
Now do one with ID

>>33658070
Even better: ID and StarsJP

>>33657950
>axel below gura, kiara, fauna, and irys
Yep, this ranking means shit

>>33653842
I like Altare's comedy because he's good at setting things up for other people to crack jokes. They do the work for him.

>>33657950
I know you said subjective but this is REALLY subjective

>>33657989
Nice nice nice nice!!

>so i ate my 3 day old sandwich and then my tummy started to hurt really bad why do you think that happened

>>33658070
>>33658098
I don't watch either

>>33658173
Gura, Kiara, Axel, and IRyS are all unintentionally funny but the three girls are more consistent with their bits. Fauna is good with a quip

>>33658312
>5 minutes into listening to Kronii

>>33657626
It's either Kronii or Fauna depending on your sense of humor

>>33658312
oh god this reminds me of my dumb little sister who eats months old sandwiches a lot and wonders why she ends in the ER with food poisoning so much. And I am the one who have to drive her to the ER fucking bitch. God I want to rape her so bad

>>33658485
H-hot

>>33658485
disgusting

>>33658485

>>33658485
her behavior needs to be corrected

Question to the girls in thread. Which ID/EN girl do you actually think is the funniest? Genuine curiosity on how women sees humor in other women. Some, if not most of the dudes who watches the girls only because they are cute girls but still find Tempus to be funnier. Does that also apply to girls? Do you watch Tempus because they are dumb boys but find girl's humor superior?

>>33658485
>God I want to rape her so bad
Understandable.

>>33658624
Not gonna lie, I'm actually curious about this too.

>>33658624
I, as an actual human male with a penis, am interested too

i'm not gonna be baited discussing women in my /MANS/ board, anywho, post your best tempus pics much better if it's memes

can myth/councilfags fuck off

>>33658624
JP girls are superior in terms of humor and it’s not close. Magni’s probably the funniest boy but I don’t watch chuubas for the laughs really, I watch them because I like seeing cute anime characters doing cute things.

>>33658867

>>33658624
I personally don't find any hololive girls funny. the only time i've laughed at a holo stream was watching the ending of Sana's evil god korone stream but t b h she was my oshi, and i'm autistic

>>33658805
>I, as an actual human male with a penis, am interested too
Proofs?

>>33658624
I don't find any of en girls funny, now jp girls on the other hand.

>>33658880
Bro you forgot IryStocrat...

Do you think Nowa oji makes a good BBQ? I've been craving a nice steak and some brisket, but I'm not motivated unless I think about Nowa oji cooking it with me.

>>33658940
well actually scratch that. I find Korone hilarious. She's my favorite JP and probably my top female oshi aside from Sana.

>>33658948
I love boobs and cool cars

>>33656340
Axel is unironically a good role model

>>33658624
I find Amelia and Kronii (Sana too when she was still around) to be the funniest intentionally. All the other girls can sometimes be funny in a cute, unintentional way. But Tempus as a whole have made me laugh much more than the girl's streams, their chemistry is unmatched to any other gen I've seen.

>>33659020
what a coincidence fellow man, so do I

>>33658994
100% uncle nowa would make amazing BBQ he does a lot of outdoor stuff so much i think he probs does BBQ often

>>33659020
>>33659054
Name one fucking car and boob, then post your gun collection

>>33656340
We don't deserve them bros

>>33658994
Yes, I would consider myself quite proficient in the arts of barbeque

>>33658994
I would kill to get a grilling handcam stream from him. You just know he'd make some of the best bbq you've ever tasted.

>>33658624
I don't think any of them are funny but they can be relatable which is still enjoyable.

>>33658907
>>33658961
>>33658999
Interesting... Do you think there's some overlaps with the boys and the JP girls? Like, do they make you laugh the same way the boys make you laugh? It's a vague question but I can't find the proper wording gomen

>>33659131
Car: Twingo
Boob: Left
My son took my gun collection to school for Show&Tell
Your move

>>33659119
I've been torn between Vesper being good at BBQs or seafood boils, that southern shit, but I don't really see him a southern boy. Definitely would make some sexy ass BBQ though.
>>33659167
My god, a BBQ grilling stream would be so comfy and nice. I'd like to hear what his favorite rubs and cuts are. Imagine the sizzle.. Probably would need to happen during sporting events in the US.

>>33658907
>>33658961
>>33658999
>>33659199 Translation: Do you think they share the same type of humor? Or each one gives you a different vibe?

>>33659281
Don't make me pull out my AR-15, poser

>>33659425
I dare you, filthy femoid

>>33659401
Definitely a different vibe.
Watching the JP girls is like watching your goofy friend be funny.
Watching Tempus is watching entertainers be funny.

>>33657347
Kek. Fujos and yumes are like a well oiled

>>33659199
>>33659401
not too sure t b h. I will say i've genuinely fell over laughing a lot more watching Tempus than I have with any other holo girl save for Korone.

I'm not sure about the humor of the other JP girls to give you an accurate comparison though, but I feel like both the JP girls and Tempus are very good at improv and comedic timing if that makes sense? They both feel like the same vibe. Watching entertaining funny people being entertaining and funny..

>>33659338
god when he finally gets his handcam equipment, we need to pester him about doing a grilling stream. He may as well embrace that he's the dad of the gen.

>>33658867
I found a new one

i miss my aniki ;___;

>>33659199
>>33659401
My nip skills are still kinda limited but I can still understand a fair bit and they make me laugh just as much as Tempus makes me laugh (which is a lot). Now I do feel there's some difference in in humor with some girls. I feel some JP have some more structure with their jokes while others share in the same vibe with boys, in that the shenanigans that they get into. Either I find both very funny

>>33658485

do you guys think altare would play black mesa and Half life 2 VR Mod

>>33659882
Nah, he's too much of a pussy

>>33659882
leader said he's interested and was urged by the altventurers to try it so, maybe one day!

>>33659527
>>33659561
>>33659691
Thanks for answering anons. I sometimes think about how the boys are similar/different to the EN/ID girls and JP stars but never really occurred to me that they may also have similarities with the JP girls

>>33659401
Thanks for making my wordy ESL question clearer too anon