/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

YO CHISATO

You have a couple more days to send submissions to her two birthday contests. Details here:

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgxUZNhlazQx-orrMFp4AaABCQ

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1390428175293837312?s=20

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

She has to be doing that in the sink....

>>3357172
bear river bath water when

>>3357172
Suspicious amount of echo near that river.

a bit early for /yah/ thread, dont you think?

>>3357641
If you're in the river, you're always streaming, right?

>>3357131
Finished my design an hour ago. I wonder how many have been sent so far.

>>3357172
>https://files.catbox.moe/16g9gr.mp3
I couldn't help myself

>>3357641
burgers always put up a thread as soon as they come off of work

>>3357829
I was expecting a "you're finally awake" edit desu.

>>3357714
Cute

>>3357131
25 years olds must go all out on first dates.

>>3357641
>>3357831

Nigga we're looking for BirthdayCardAnon to submit the final piece to her, chill

>>3357714
Pretty cute anon, hope she likes it.

>>3357714
cute!

>>3357714
Who is this cute girl?

>>3357829
Cute

She did one of those voice only "streams" on twitter earlier, lasted maybe a minute lol. I left the room as soon as someone that isn't her started talking. I couldn't bear it. The cringe, i mean.

>>3358140
Expose the groomer, faggot.

>>3357886
its in discord idiot, the fuck you looking for him here?

Beatani, if you're reading this i need to know what are your thoughts on FEET

Can you guys stop breaking the discord containment okay these dweebs in the thread don't have to know.

>>3358384
She likes girls without them.

>>3358140
>someone that isn't her
Who was it?

>>3358384
She likes them

>>3358446
It was me. Sorry about that.

>>3358446
its me, sorry got too excited

>>3358236
Sorry, we'll do it on Skype next time.

>>3358422
>>3358461
The duality of a bear

>"Thank you all losers the end of my birthday"
What did she mean by this?

>try to work up courage to use fake name to make a meme Google account for Youtube
>would be gray anyway so she might not even reply to my comments
I just can't do it, dads...

>>3359084
>thank you
she hates us
>all loser
she talk about teruki
>end of birthday
she gonna do rope

>>3359139
I'm gray and proud of it, I comment all the time in her livestreams, get ignored most of the times and I don't care
Stop giving a shit

>>3359084
>Thank you all losers
she's thanking us losers
>the end of my birthday
it's the end of her birthday
You understand? Understandable!

>>3359212
also forgot, I won't be able to comment in the emote drawing stream but I don't care, i'll still watch

>>3359139
>He's afraid of a 155cm, 0kg, bear girl trapped on the internet
ngmi, anon...ngmi.

Another early thread? You dads just keep stop getting baited. Now since we're here though, How's it hanging, dad? Might want to watch out for the coming hours I bet we're def gonna get some shitters after the Gura reveal. Knowing our threads stay on page 1 for awhile, I have no doubt where we could be prime target just because.

>>3359249
Based grey

>>3359084
OH NO SHE IS GOING TO GRADUATE

>>3359225
No Beatani...no comprende (no understand)

recettear stream noises compilation doko

>>3359139
It doesn't matter if you're green or grey, if you get ignored it's because she misses your post completely.

>>3359212
>>3359249
graychads are the best dads out there
t. graychad

>>3359212
>>3359259
I'm afraid of Google shutting down my fake account and then shutting down my real account with it. I also have the technological literacy of a boomer.

>>3359278
It looks like XP hill is crashing...

Considering this one still hasn't been decided, it's safe to assume it's gonna be more capitalism simulator.

>>3359325
It's completely normal for people to have multiple youtube accounts. Many content creators do it so they don't get recognized as easily. A lot of people probably have two from when the Google+ stuff was going on.

>>3359268
lmao i miss that guratard, hope he come with new stuff rather repeating same old shit

>>3359381
>2:30 A.M

>>3359381
Can't wait, more taiyaki lore

>>3359325
Bro I have like 15 google accounts I've made to scam newegg's new user discount and all of them are fine.

It's very kind of her to pre-schedule the final yab and let us know ahead of time.

>I am coomer guy chisato, please call me bear tony
what did she mean by this

>>3359751
Bear Tony is her rule 63.

>2G for a 2/2
you'd think with her love of limb dismemberment she'd be a better card...

>>3359751
It's her Yakuza name. She sells limbs and organs.

>membership isn't called dismembership
kusokuma

Birthday card? Huh, must be a Discord thing. I don't know for sure.
May 7th 11:59 PM UTC

I want to drink Bea's bath water!

>>3357325
Beatani leaving her hidden grotto on XP hill!

>>3360244
*river water

>Yah
what did she mean by this?

>>3360365
The final yab is coming

>>3360365
You Are [a] Horrible [father]

>>3360365
it's short for yahweh and is meant to curse him by taking his name in vain

once she lets out 666 yah's it'll unleash the seal that will bring about the end of the world

DYRBI

>>3360206
It's in the birthday channel, but you need permissions to enter it, send @BeaBoyfriend#6388 a dm and he should let you in.

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1390453481870221316

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQZ624p4uGU

bear said she hates you, now let us be alone with our daughter

>>3360795
Dads.. SHE HATES US

>>3360795
Sound the trumpets! The final yab is upon us!

>>3360795

calm down dads, it's just a phase

Total tsundere.

>>3360795
It's probably directed to a single person again. There's no way she could hate me.

This is what happens when there's an early thread... she starts to hate us...

Did she drop Slay the Spire completely? If she doesn't like streaming it, maybe she could share a game seed and see if her viewers can beat her score.

>>3361886
In one of the early streams she stopped playing it and starting playing Animal Crossing because she thinks she is not good at the game and was a little embarrassed. I hope she picks it up again, she really seemed to love it.

>>3362203
I actually bought it, after watching her stream. She just seemed to have so much fun playing it that I wanted to try it too.

I love this kusogaki

dinner date outfit

i hate this dumbgaki

I am ambivalent about this kumagaki

>>3363608
put crab on the crotch

>>3363608
Wait, is she the dinner or the date?

>>3363608
I hope there's cream pie for dessert.

I just noticed that she drew a super subtle cameltoe on her template.

New stream is scheduled

>>3359139
Don't be a faggot, Bea doesn't care much about username colors. I don't comment extremely often on the streams but she's read mine out a few times (probably because I mostly just comment when it's slow). And if she doesn't it doesn't bother me.

>>3364747
I almost lost it when I saw that.

>>3364940
good job bear

>>3364940
Also the stream after next was decided to be recettear.

>>3363608
I want to eat sushi from her naked body!

>>3357131
Just the tops of the 3 I sent to not totally spoil the surprise

>>3365170
>bear doesnt care for color
retardchama...

>>3363608
Delete the underwear

>>3365682
uooooh

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1390462583182794754?s=20
Imagine turning the tables on this kusogaki and berating her

I'm so worried that she'll play To The Moon and think it's lame

This kusokuma...your English ability is better than 98% of corporate Japanese vtubers. You cannot fool anyone!

>>3359268
>Knowing our threads stay on page 1 for awhile, I have no doubt where we could be prime target
Circle the wagons, dads.

>>3366480
rape bear while she "expletively" says no!

>>3366764
I'm always ready for battle.

>>3360542
The true final yab

>>3365682
Very nice. The XP colors makes me wish Beatani will get an XP-tan outfit

>>3361886
I think part of it is how she just jumps around different games. She reads most /yah/ threads so surely she knows a lot of us like the STS content.
>>3362909
Ah, another poor bastard who got hooked after her stream like I did.

>>3366633
It's possible for her to recite phrases she knows, but forgot the meaning to. It just looks to us that her English is good.

>>3365799
I said she doesn't care about them much. Like, she's not going to avoid reading gray comments.

>>3360542
I'm surprisingly OK with this

>>3366480
I could never find it in my heart to do it.

>>3366480
>bearating her

>>3366480
>mother fucker
If that's what she wants, her womb better be ready.
You get what you deserve, bear!

>>3366494
I hope she'll play Lisa and think it's lame!

>>3367612
Our little bear is....a parrot?

I can't help but imagine her doing asmr

I could never hate this bear even if she thinks I'm absolute trash. I'm far too gone...

Singing in the corporate bathroom. Cute!

>>3366480
>she continue to tease you despite being in position of weakness

>>3370840
That's how some English classes in Japan work.

>>3371445
damn kusogaki brat!

>>3371445
>picture

>the acoustics on the last voice clip
cute!

>>3369668
I love this bear

BEA LOVE

>>3359914
The islandwalk makes it cost 2G instead of 1G.

>>3372304
>picture
This reminds me that "pero" means "pear tree" in Italian, and I think about it every time she peroperos something.

My meal was so basic I had to think twice about what to say to make it sound appetizing, especially as an ESL with no knowledge of fancy cuisine descriptions

As for what it tastes like : refreshing
Tomatoes are sweet and tangy, which goes well with the softness and salty feel of the feta cheese.
The creamy avocado compliment perfectly the fresh salmon slices, especially with some squeezed lemon juice

WE ARENT THAT EASY BEA... but a cute song would be pretty nice...

Any artdad working on nsfw for Bea?
I am

>>3373190
based

>>3372964
I literally sent glass of my drink and a biscuit. So I'm ready to be berated by kusobea

BEATANI LOVE

>>3373190
Yes!

Just submitted for my firearms ID card wearing my beatani shirt, beatani sisters is gonna be in my FOID picture

>>3373680
>merch
based
>responsible ownership
based
>illinois
cringe

This damn bear is too good at pandering. I fear and love her power level.

>>3373680
Nice dude, sorry that you have to get a FOID though.

>>3373135
>WE ARENT THAT EASY BEA...
Just look how the thread 180'd after she posted herself singing. We are indeed that easy.

She updated her bio saying that the stream tag is now for stream/meme.

>>3373876
>spoiler
its not by choice, one more year and im taking me and my diploma elsewhere

After the last stream, I want to try and get carotenosis. You just need a lot of orange colored fruits and vegetabled, right?

>>3375304
for me it's this year

>>3375304
>>3375554
ganbare dads

>>3375304
>>3375554
Good luck lads. You can only come to South Carolina if you somehow expel five Yankees at the same time, sick of everyone coming here and producing New England levels of traffic and classlessness

>>3375304
>>3375554
Damn I'm in IL as well, though with no plans of leaving it any time soon.

Lived 20 years in TX. IL is like fucking heaven compared to there.

>>3376181
Bro I'm looking forward to coming back to the glorious Lone Star State

>>3357084
This bear is really mean and makes me cry.

>>3377893
That's what she wants

Would it be a good idea to advertise her "main" birthday stream on 4chan?

>>3378243
This thread is already an advertisement.

Will there ever be any more drunk streams?

>>3378465
I hope she has a few on her birthday. Mixing it with meds wasn't a great call, but I think she would be fun to drink with.

>>3378243
if you're talking about taking out an ad then no just because nobody worth inviting to her streams is dumb enough to browse 4chan with adblock off
>>3378465
as long as she doesn't mix her meds and alky again I'm down with that

>>3378243
I've said it before and I'll say it again. After the divegrass and meltdown stuff I'm not sure if I want to see ads for Beatani.
Also this >>3378406
If people in other generals notice this is a busy general, then that'll be publicity enough.
>>3378465
She apparently wasn't drinking "canned water" during the last Recettear stream if that counts.

>>3378243
Are you talking about banner ads?

It's probably not worth it. I don't know if you can choose which boards are shown it but random /pol/ posters would be the actual worst.

>>3378704
Yeah. I saw how there were ads for Ina and Gura's outfit reveal streams on here and I thought it might be kind of cool for Bea to have one.

Unsubbing from Beatani!

>>3375443
Be a maverick and start eating silver solution so you can get argyria instead.

What's so great about Beatani? the wiki is all over the place.

>>3379220
In my opinion, it's the back and forth she has with the audience. We tease each other, and she does it in a cute and funny way. The fans are also pretty fun to hang out with, which adds a lot of value. Just my opinion.

>>3379220
2ch shitposter turned vtuber turned 4chan shitposter

Thinking of Chihiro right now

>>3379454
mou ikkai in the bath with Chihiro

beatani blacked by chihiro

>>3379747
chihiro's a bitch and probably doesn't even know about ancient memes

Beatani's escape fund.

>>3379894
She did say Chihiro would let her free for 1 million yen.
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1366550903679934464

>>3379220
>tfw just decided to update the wiki after a couple of weeks
I almost want to say that "all over the place" also happens to describe her content, but I think some clips are needed on top of the wiki to do justice to her content.
Don't worry, I am aware that the wiki needs improvements.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPJXcSwzsnQ compilation of early cute and funny moments
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aywPDTVcaQ thoughtful every once in a while
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqs1lYyUjiU talented
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir0FhVkKV9I constant gosling massacres (this channel has other clips as well)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkIBydLGMCg bloodsports
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oeQ0ebpPkM she has laughed at a malkavian mod quote at least once
First time trying to convince a newcomer into Beatani, hope it helps. Hopefully you didn't leave already.

>>3379978
I can lend her 'bout tree fiddy

>>3379978
>gets 1 million yen
>vanishes from the internet without warning
I see... so THIS is the reason oil balons are foolish

>>3379978
ACTIVATION WORD: CORN POTAGE
All true Balons donate!

Watching Beatani!
Stalking Beatani!
Abducting Beatani!
Selling Beatani to the circus!
Teaching Beatani to do tricks and stunts!
Advertising Beatani as the world's greatest circus bear!
Profiting off Beatani until I can afford to become an oil balon!
Beatani!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypv47C6lFjY
Watch dad.

Gmail automatically filters mails from cock.li addresses so I used my personal Gmail to send my submissions

5 hour fashion review stream???

>>3381145
Bea got too cocky!

>>3381241
The last minute submissions haven't even come in yet.

>>3380515
>Stalking Beatani!
the blue bridge is a red herring, you should focus more on specific tower...

>>3365682
Fuck, it's time to pack up boys. That looks too good

This is a guy, right? The voice sounds too forced.

>>3381917
You had better clean your asshole, you will be impregnated by the bear.

>>3381917
That's the best part

>>3381917
>Doesn't know what real women sound like.
Embarrassing moment for you.

>>3381917
violently arousing if true

>>3381917

I know Beatani is a woman because she talks about food all the time and regularly posts pictures of meals that aren't special whatsoever. When men post food pics it is because what they made looks like a work of gourmet art.

>>3381917
a hole is still a hole

>>3382990
Men also post food that showcases how bleak their life is.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRxPHKOOwFxW2Ej2svBh3lw

I don't even speak Russian and this whole channel is what I mean.

>>3383170
>russian
Of course he's showcasing how bleak his life is, he's Russian

>>3382990
Maybe it's because I'm a dumb burger, but her food pictures always look pretty good to me. I eat things that look way more depressing.

>>3383217
It's not like there are no supermarkets in Russia. This guys just made cooking garbage his shtick.

Bea, I think it's time to put the keyboard down for a minute.
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1390517809608724486

I know Beatani is a woman because she scares me.

>>3383480
Normal beatani and otokonoko beatani would look the same though. How would she tell them apart?

>>3383531
You tell us bear!

>>3381917
japanese males are as beautiful as the women of my mexico, so I'm fine with that.

>>3383531
Normal Bea has a bigger cock

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1390519715815038977?s=20

>>3383480
I love this (wo)man

>I'm getting carried away because I'm prettier than all the girls in my class, and a group of gals attack me and make fun of me for having a big dick.
She's reading the thread again.

>>3384020
Someone draw the doujin please

>>3384020
That translation cut off the end asking someone to make a doujinshi of it.

>>3381917
>already tweeting about a trap Beatani
Bea stop being so tsundere and just post here. Everyone is used to bad english in this board, you can post how much you want to grow a horse dick and impregnate listener-chan 10 times in a row while being anonymous.

I think the reason she thinks the fashion contest will take so many hours is she wants to roast most of the submissions for at least over 10 minutes while going on tangents. So be ready dads.

For me, it's Beatani Chisato.

See you tomorrow. I will go dream of having a date with Bea.

>>3384281
My submission was shitty from the get go since I have no drawing skills or fashion sense.
I submitted it just to participate.

>you'll never get slammed by beatani (male) while beatani (female) watches and verbally abuses both of you
why live?

Beatani, if you are actually a guy then draw a picture of your penis in 15 seconds. A real man doesn't need to look up a picture for reference.

>still haven't done anything for her birthday
>will still bask in her praise over the cards and such
>Noone will ever know
I'm a genius

>>3384289
>Beatani Chisato
who

>>3385035
Based?

>>3385051
The based motherfucking bear

>>3385035
>Noone will ever know
You will know.

>>3385051
Chisato "Beatani" Kumagai.

>>3385193
Ah, her, I see now.

>>3385035
who is you?

>>3385035
>didn't do anything for her birthday
>didn't enter either contest
>almost never watch her live
>barely reply on twitter
She will never know my name, I will quietly stalk her until I die.

>>3385193
More like Kumagay

>>3385193
I wish Beatani had Beatani in her youtube name. It makes it harder to find her channel since her channel doesn't show up in the search results if you just search Beatani.

>>3385382
Yes, good point. Only us hardcore fans will likely remember her full name. But you can't change the name after setting it I believe.

>>3385543
I'm pretty sure you are wrong. I think it does remove your verified status if you change it.

>>3385382
?

>>3363608
How did you know what my breakfast was?

>>3385604
Search kumagai chisato instead. It will show you her channel and her latest videos, and on mobile her community posts. It's also easier to click on a big search result than having to aim for the channel name or channel icon on mobile.

>>3385709
It's still showing her videos and by extension her channel if you search Beatani though, it's not harder to find her at all.

>>3385604
He is talking about the channel link with the subscription button. Yes, her videos will show up where Beatani is used, but more and more clips will show up instead.

>>3385758
>It's still showing her videos
Ah yes, 2 videos from months ago. Meanwhile kumagai chisato shows entirely videos from her channel. While it is flooded with upcoming streams Which is probably why other creators don't schedule so many in advance it does show the latest video she put out 2 hours ago.

>>3385193
How in the world did "Beatani" come from "Chisato Kumagai"?

>>3386099
do your reps.

>>3386099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1Nt4XDkg7g&t=17s

>>3385543
haachama has changed her channel name from akai haato to haachama and back

>>3386099
Bea means bear which is kuma. And I believe the gai and tani ends might be the same kanji or something like that. All you need to know is that it is japanese wordplay that only makes sense in japanese.

Dedicated individual here. I'm still trying to figure out how to convince my fellow autistic risunatachi to contribute to Beatani's wiki article.
I know it's going to be some sort of image since I don't want to spam a wall of text every time I want to promote the wiki. Draft related.

>>3386598
>2.
If you have the youtube player up, it's easiest just right click and grab a link with timestamp. Alternatively, just make sure to say something in the thread. I personally find searching threads or chat logs to be useful ways to try and find something Beatani talked about in the past.

>>3386282
arigatou, i get it now
https://jisho.org/search/%23kanji%20%E8%B0%B7

Try setting your 筆圧 settings like this.
>>3386775
I definitely have a bunch of tips to share, yours included. I didn't remember the exact time for the pet rocks mention or the coining of Based Bokukko Bear, so I definitely relied on archives.
Having said that, most references are literally me just replaying an archive. While replaying SS2 for the 1488th time -- I kind of have this workflow with an agility-oriented build, but that's a story for another time.

>>3386908
Oh crap, should have spoilered that image. Now Mark's Drawing Tutorials is going to come to my house and k*ll me...

>>3386908
she deleted that tweet pretty quickly

>>3380813
>clipping members-only videos
pretty based

>>3386908
Fuck, I want to replay SS2 too but have to work

I will fuck Chihiro and beat you in Slay the Spire you kusogaki

Fuck, stayed up way too late getting the rough sketch of my fashion contest entry done.
I'm only going to get 6 hours of sleep, but I should be able to finish it by the deadline tomorrow.
It's a simple design and I'm not a great artist, but I think it's an entry worthy of the contest.

>>3387833
Do your best dad. Mine is pretty simple and sloppy too but I hope she likes it.

>Two streams today
>TWO (2)
Pretty damn excited desu, she is a fucking drug

I was pretty confident of my chances, but I have seen so many original and funny outfits on these threads that I have started to regret a little having played it out so safe and seiso
Good luck to all the dads!

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1390575560707899392
Oh no, its viewers x viewers arc...

fuck, she knows

My oshi is listener chan, beatanis oshi is listener chan. We fit so well.

I guess that anon was right when he predicted that the third birthday stream would be her retirement stream.

noooooo bea. You are the glue that binds us together, without you we will have nothing to shitpost about. We love you.

Remote kids have not been doing their reps

>Bea doesn't know about Listener-chan's secret channel
Bea...

give it to chihiro bear, we can watch her stream instead

IF YOU FUCKING RETIRE BEA, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SHOW YOUR FACE IN THE INDUSTRY EVER AGAIN. DO IT. I FUCKING DARE YOU.

>>3381714
what?

Okay anons. I just inherited her channel. I will finally create the legendary System Shock 2 stream, that I and one (1) other anon have been waiting for!
Which voice changer should I use? "woman" or "robotani"?

>Bea graduates
>"熊谷ちひろ Kumagai Chihiro" channel is created

>>3390385
No voice changer.
>>3390388
I don't watch b*tches.

Is it weird that I see Bea in the same way I see the other Listener-chans in the chat? Like Bea's in for as much of a ride as the rest of us, she's so far off her meds she can't even predict what she'll say

>>3390388
>Uncles, please help me! My sister trapped me inside the internet! I can't escape from the XP dessert!

>>3390456
>desert
fuck me

>>3390388
will go oil balon and beyond for chihiro

Guess the ADHD is kicking in

>>3390385
>Titanfall 2 multiplayer
>Halo MCC Team Slayer (snipers only), Big Team Battle, FFA
>Half Life Deathmatch FFA
>Team Fortress 2
>Star Wars Republic Commando Co-op over Hamachi
>Quake Tournament FFA
>Ricochet Multiplayer

>>3390904
based line up of games

Shit, I just got an idea for a new outfit, but there's no fucking way I'll be able to finish it before the deadline and I already submitted 3
Fucking kuso bear, you are too damn erotic

>>3384407
>>3384281
I wasn't sure if "shitty"/joke submissions would be the go-to she expected. I ended up being a bit tryhard. I hope there will be a balanced amount of both.

Sneak peak of outfit

>>3390456
Chihiro sure does love her ojisans...

>>3391028
didn't she say that one submission per person is the rule?

>>3391147
I didn't left my home ever since the pandemic last year, amateur. hikki pride world wide

>>3391216
>No more than three ideas per person, please.
Dadchama...

>>3386775
A very powerful not many know about is the "transcriptin" option under the video (pic related)
It's very effective, altough a bit less for beatani as her mixing japanese with english confuse the tool a bit. But a ctrl+F on a specific topic often work if you remember she said something on the stream but can't search 3h of VOD.

>>3391216
3 for fashion contest, 1 for breakfast contest

>>3391147
W-what is happening in this image... What if "trapped in the internet" is a euphemism for "locked in jail"? rrat

>>3389883
I knew it would come but I didn't expect it so early.

>>3391251
>>3391274
am foolish dad

>>3391271
That is only available after YouTube has gotten around to generating the autogenerated subs for the video. If you have all the subs downloaded you can just grep through them all instead of having to go from video to video.

>>3389883
It's all dads and listener-chans only from now on.

>>3391248
>Calling yourself a hikki after only one year, and only because of a pandemic

New arc when?

>>3391485
i think it just ended

>>3391521
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Since asking Beatani would probably be too slow. When she says merry go round, she is talking about a carousel and not a merry go round you may find at a typical playground?

Hey, Bea, you can join the thread without tripcode, it's anonymously and you can have fun poking at yourself and others, even play 4d chess

>>3391676

>>3391648
she said with coffee cups so i assume its those spinning cups thing

>>3391648
oh how romantic , the playground merry go round

>>3390448
you're supposed to AWAY the meds dad

>>3391719

>wake up
>Beatani drowning.mp3
For fuck sake, I just want to cum to someone that isn't her. How does she keep managing to hit all of my fetishes dead on?

>>3391719
>iphone filename
I belieb it

>>3386598
>UOOOOOOUUOOHOHHH

>>3363247

>>3363247
the beatani thumbnails are always top notch

>>3363247
Fucking kek, Bea's so good at making these goofy-ass thumbnails

What's with the hate to emotes? Is it cringe?

>>3392221
Emojis are very cringe
Emoticons are not cringe though :D

>>3392271
XD

>>3392271
:o

>>3392221
oji-san messages tend to use emojis, so naturally emoji is bad

>>3392271
:3

>>3392271
>_<

How do I deal with the irresistible urges of wanting to fuck the bear?

>>3360206
For listener-chan only!
I'm thinking that, after the deadline, I should add a simple message on the corner. Hopefully nobody minds if I add a simple phrase like 本の気持ちです. I don't want the flair to have a lot more of presence than the messages, so it's really not going to look too different from the last sneak peek.
>>3338930
Sorry, didn't mean to ignore you.

>>3392525
Go to your local forest, search for a female bear and fuck it

Is the discord oil balon only?

>>3392720
whadya mean discord?its msn messaging

>>3392271
¬¬

I LOVE BETHANY XD

>>3392608
Listeners only.
The Japanese is on point. Go for it, anon!

BEA DON'T LOOK
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/may/05/liechtenstein-prince-accused-of-shooting-dead-arthur-romania-largest-bear-age-of-extinction

>>3392857
this is how WW3 starts

>>3392857
There are worse news than that. Pollution is going to reduce the size of Beatanis penis!
https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26855-polar-bear-penis-bone-may-be-weakened-by-pollution/

>>3393150
>Chemical pollutants may be reducing the density of the bears’ penis bones, putting them at risk of breaking this most intimate part of their anatomy. Various mammals, though not humans, have a penis bone, also known as penile bone or baculum. Its exact function is unclear: it could be just a by-product of evolution, or it may help support the penis or stimulate the female during mating. Christian Sonne at Aarhus University, Denmark, and colleagues had previously shown that polar bears with high levels of pollutants called organohalogens in their bodies had both smaller testes and a smaller penis bone. Sonne and his team have now shown that a particular class of organohalogens, the polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs), is associated with a less dense baculum. This could prevent successful mating, the team suggest.

NOOOOOO. I don't want her penis bone to break in the middle of her impregnation of my boipussy.

>>3393150
All of the brown bear otokonoko are going to laugh at Beatrice...

>>3392720
For you newdads. the discord thing is a running joke, there is no discord or any other IM plattform. But it's very fun to bully you newdads so I'll only spoonfeed you once in a while.

>>3393267
t. My Family member

It's not like I have a penis bone but the thought of a bone inside my penis breaking in the middle of sex sounds absolutely horrifying. I never want to see art of that, neither of beatani or anyone else. Imagine the bone sticking out of the middle of the penis, bleeding profusely and also scraping the vagina raw when pulled out.

>>3393383
My non-existent bone hurts just thinking of it.

>>3393383
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA My dick hurts, and not in the pleasant way.

>>3393488
With all the adrenaline it might feel pleasant.

>>3393383
Now imagine the broken penis bone puncturing the vaginal wall and getting stuck so you can't pull out while watching your blood seeping down. And after using excessive force the bone and the top of the penis stays in the vagina leaving you with a half of a penis.

anyone want any art turned into bea? i’ll try to draw a couple

>>3393607
BEATORICHEEEEEEEE

>>3393622
Seconding this, it also fit with her teasing nature.

>>3393622
Yes please

>>3393383
then why the fack you english peasants call it "boner" in the first place? use more accurate term next time you refer something

>>3393780
a pussy also (generally, hopefully) doesn't have puss in it

Fuck, I need to send my pitiful excuse of a breakfast. Before you ask those aren't piss jars on the left.

>tfw listener-chan will never call you a kusogaki

>>3393989
Except for those tomatoes (I hate them) it looks okay, infinitely better than my sad breakfast consisting of some milk and a bunch of biscuits...

>>3393989
My condolences, Slavic bro... curious, those jars are oils, right? Like vegetable oil?

>>3393989
I love how Eastern European food is do easily recognisable

>>3394054
>hating on cherry tomatoes
Why? They're actually quite good.

>>3394084
>Slavic
well, almost
>those jars are oils, right? Like vegetable oil?
It's actually honey. Except for the small one behind the glass, which is some pumpkin and apple jam I got from my workplace as an Easter gift.

What if Bea posts here all the time, but just doesn't get any (You)'s?

>>3394234
I could totally imagine her posting in other threads only to get called an indog.

>>3393989
i just drink tea and milk most days, if i’m feeling fancy a banana with some bread with it

>>3394234
She used to, but stopped after getting no reply again and again. She understood we were more interesting than her and she had to use her public name to get replies.

>>3393780
Because it gets hard like a bone even though there is no bone in it. Not that weird really.

>another thread that's gonna get archived right during stream

>>3394464
ouch

>>3394464
im sorry bear, but you should be more interesting

I STILL LOVE BEA
BEA LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

With her high self-awarness and very good knowledge of listener's state of mind, it really feels like she's one of her own audience most of the time, with the only difference she have to wear the vtuber suit sometimes and is responsible for the twitter.

>>3394779
She is very interesting when shitposting on twitter. She doesn't have to post here.

>>3393989
As a poorfag that looks really good, wish I could have that sort of thing for breakfast

So be honest, how many times did you listen to that bath audio she posted on twitter. I'm on round 10 right now.

>two placeholder streams set up for after her birthday
>they're both at the exact same time
what the FUCK did she mean by this

>>3395206
CHIHIRO DEBUT

>>3395206
emote kid will have his debut on her channel while she streams something else

>>3395181
...A couple of times.

>>3395181
Below 5.

Man, I love bea so much also good morning dads.

>>3395306
Man I would do anything to taste Bea homemade korokke

>>3395351
You had me at
>Man I would do anything to taste Bea

>>3395181
Cute girls not being able to breathe does things for me, I'm saving it for later.

>>3395469
I fucking love Hassai, it's a shame they don't do commissions anymore since so much of their art is the kind of eroguro and public use fetish I'd like to see Beatani drawn in.

>>3395469
>Beatani blacking out so you have to give her mouth-to-mouth rescue breathing

>Post in this thread until I go to sleep
>Wake up and see her shitpost on twitter filling my feed, immediately come here to keep posting
I loved that little doujin she drew.

>>3395206
That will be the moment the timeline diverges

>>3395590
兄弟

Watching Beatani live at 9am, nothing can top this.

>>3396089
Waking up next to Beatani at 9am.

>>3396213
>can't get out of bed due to missing limbs

>>3396232
The dream...

>>3393383
Would you guys seriously pass up on the opportunity of penetrating Beatanis cunny if it meant that your penis bone snapped mid-thrust?

>>3396333
Great question, I need Bea's opinion about this

>>3396333
I assure to you that the pain will be enough to make you forget the pleasure.

>>3396333
>climax denied
What's the point.

>chat is membership only
Why does she hate us grays...

>>3396492
Anon, you can still cum without your penis or even without your balls. As long as your prostate is intact the bear can force you to cum.

>>3396333
Depends on whether or not i'm aware to the fact that my penis bone could snap at any minute. The anticipation and anxiety would probably prevent me from deriving any sort of enjoyment.
However if I was unaware of the fact that my penis was going to snap I would go beastmode on her cute and funny and live the rest of my life with a broken penis and no regrets.

>>3396563
Yeah I don't think that's possible while going through excruciating pain.

i'd snap every single one of you faggots penises in two if it meant i got even a tiny glimpse and her cunny

>>3396607
It's actually hard not to in that case. The body ejaculates when the dick is being destroyed as some kind of last chance attempt at impregnating. That's why there are all those gore videos of people cumming while cutting their own dicks off.

>>3396544
She is slowly getting you to quit the gray shit anon, and into the family cult.

>>3396738
I now need to forget I've ever heard of this.

>Dad, they're talking about having sex with me again!
>Want to have sex so you feel better?
>Mhm...

>>3396333
What about Beatanis penis bone though. She is the polarbear exposed to PCBs afterall. Would you allow her to risk her own penis bone fucking you after you have learned of modern polarbear penis bone weakness?

>>3396544
It's because she is designing emotes for the members who can actually use them and because grays can't use emotes their opinion is irrelevant. But you still can watch it even though you are grey which is quite nice of her.

If I'm female listener-chan I will allow Bea to fuck me with a strap on, that is as far as I will go with this fetish shit.

>>3396762
Don't worry anon, liveleak is dead permanently as of a few days ago and the /gif/ archive never worked so it's not like there's a good way to link you to videos of this exact thing being done on purpose.

/yah/ is hornier than usual today

>>3396810
Understandable.

>>3396837
And for once it's not just my fault.

>>3396821
I would allow her to do it while I am listener-kun

>>3396821
You're not a real fan if you won't let her cut your limbs off and doubleteam you with a shimakaze-kun.

>>3396762
am I really so old that I share this board with people that have never seen things like the BME pain olympics

>>3396837
Sorry, I'm browsing the panda and doing my reps while doing my reps.

>>3396837
There is nothing horny about breaking penis bones. Or?

>>3396862
Isn't the pain olympics video fake? I've seen it ages ago but that's what I heard about it.

>>3396862
I have aswell brother. And I still regret it after all these years.

>>3393989
Dear god what the fuck is this, this has to be some sort of punishment

This thread will die mid-stream. What about making a new one now?

>>3396933
I won't stop you

>>3396933
Broken penis bone edition!

>>3396933
Put the spurdotani in the OP.

>>3396889
It's not fake, it is actually guys cutting their dicks in half. The video is fake in the sense that the "BME Pain Olympics" wasn't actually associated with the BME Pain Olympics, they came out and said it wasn't a video of their event and the people involved weren't members.
>>3396862
It's a sad decline in culture that you can't open your work email and have a bunch of goatse and attack sites full of gay porn at max volume from your boss in your inbox. We have declined as a society.

>>3394137
That honey looks like oil my guy, I'm so sorry for you.

>>3396933
Make sure to link it here

>>3396933
page 10 now

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