/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

PANKO MANKO

Cat Sex

Nasa... good job life.

PIPPA PLEASE I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I HAVE 3 VINTAGE 2001 DALE EARNHARDT BUCK KNIVES

stream... doko...

>>33568576
there is literal no correlation between ccv =/= fans in /pcg/
for example lia has more dedicated posters here than looms or tenma, but she is small market in ccv

Today, I will trust.

PIPPA PLEASE I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ PLEASE DON'T MARRY >>33568724
HE'S LYING ABOUT HAVING 3 VINTAGE 2001 DALE EARNHARDT BUCK KNIVES

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Iori SAR
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

NOW - Tenma Daggerfall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHtnQP73x0I

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lumi Anno 1800
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Airi zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu-2TSCIj2I

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Uruka Mario Kart D8
YT Link TBD

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Hime zatsu
YT Link TBD

00:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Erina Detroit Become Human
YT Link TBD

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>33568741
luminggers are retarded is all it is.
like i wrote: they fall for the simplest and most basic bait. nobody ever actually talks about her streams or content because there is never anything to talk about (they're still living off that one pippa collab for 4 months ago where pippa was yab), instead they would rather take bait and rehash timeloops.

Hime, I'm begging you, please let me lick your royal, forever-18, nice smelling, sweaty Hime Pits. I will pay the Hime Tax and more

As read by Hime:
https://files.catbox.moe/sem9e3.mp3

>>33568879
>Erina Detroit Become Human
What are the chances she will take the anti-android path?

>>33568781
FUCK HE'S RIGHT PIPPA IM SORRY I HAVE 5 ACTUALLY BUT YOU CAN HAVE 3 I PROMISE.

I want to Uruka.

Shiina, my beloved.

I like Lia
I want Lia
I need Lia
I love Lia
I miss Lia :(

>>33569039
shiiner…

I don't like the look this deer is giving me...

>>33569100

(You) will not anti in this thread.
(You) will remain positive and support the talents.

>>33569153
>(You) will remain positive
You blew it. Fuck off with that shit.

>>33569289
(You) WILL drink plenty of water
(You) WILL eat good food
(You) WILL sleep at least 8 hours a night
(You) WILL watch the streams
(You) WILL be a nice chatter
(You) WILL make friends
NONE of this is optional

N

God I want my Oshi to find out i'm a disgusting monstrous anti and then we have hate sex.

>>33569351
LISA

My Liking of Lia is stronger than a thousand retards shitting up the whole /vt/

Thank you Lia for being my beacon of hope and insanity in these turbulent times.

>>33569503
I LOVE THE LIA!

>>33569422
This but she has a cock.

Agree or disagree?

>>33569364
I

>>33569689
Agree with what? That this is off-topic garbage and you need to kill yourself?

>>33569082
Stop liking Lia.
Stop watching Lia.
Lia never existed.
Stop asking about her.
There's other talent in Phase for you that is less troublesome and mentally ill.
Buy the fucking coffee.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Lumi trust status?

>6 days
>9 hours
>29 minutes
until Lia

>>33569689
Only a problem if you take unicorn bux.

>>33569736
I don't remember typing this, well done me.

>>33569689
I don't even know what it's about and if you try to explain it to me I won't read it as I don't care.

>>33569736
I made it ontobic :DDD

>>33569689
Agree that they can do whatever they want.
Disagree on a personal level because I'm not interested in watching men, only women and men aren't funny. But I don't watch hololive any way.

>>33570082
stop liking posts so you can use them to shit up the thread pippa

>>33569764
>Stop liking Lia.
no
>Stop watching Lia.
never
>Lia never existed.
could be true
>Stop asking about her.
never
>There's other talent in Phase for you that is less troublesome and mentally ill.
i like that lia is a menhera renegade she is just my speed
>Buy the fucking coffee.
you mean Phase Connect Premium Coffee™ where each blend is inspired by each talent and is available now for only $35 + tip? That sounds like a fantastic idea! I'm going to try the Lia flavored blend that tastes like strawberry boba and lexapro!

>>33569289
Why would you spend your time on discussing some hobby online that you don't enjoy? You'd have to be a complete fool not to remove yourself from something that doesn't actually affect you if you're getting upset over it.

i WILL collect the treasure, i WILL commit the rituals, i WILL form a hoard large enough for my dragon wife, she WILL wake up and she WILL RULE THE WORLD.

>>33570169

>>33570202
>she WILL wake up
source?

>>33570196
There is a difference between liking something and forcing yourself to be positive about anything that surrounds it.

>>33570082
PIPPA, you better say something '""""""""""""pickme""""""""""""" to offset this.

Waiting softly
and love

Water posters are as original as the people who talk about pineapple on pizza.

>>33569690
g

I propose motion to change the name of "Lia Likers" to "Lia Lickers".

>>33570238

>>33570416
I want to lick Lia's green bones.

>>33570416
i would lick lia's anus

>>33570416

>>33569764
What one Anon calls mental illness, another calls genius.
What one Anon calls troublesome, another calls cute.
Lia is genius and Lia is cute.
Lia deprivation will only make us Like her stronger.
Cheers

>>33570172
coffeeposter is one of the best posters /pcg/ has

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1571932368033976320

Buy this cats gamer supps.

>>33565792
Not really interested in makeup but some skincare tips are welcome
I bought a CeraVe Hydrating Cleanser after rosebud shilled face cleansers. My face feels so much better now.
Speaking of which, Rosebud my hands are kinda dry and calloused lately because of using barbells. My first instinct is just to got to Bath and Body works and get some cheap moisturizer but is there anything I should get instead?

>>33570318
g

>>33570082
When I saw those I assumed it was targeted at people mad over the sheer amount of UOH in Gura's anime.

>>33570257
She is right. Fuck off nijinigger (unless you are Pomu or Enna).

>>33570596
It would be absoluutely based if that was it

>>33570560
Yubi working with schlatt company?
Maybe she is based after all…

>>33570299
cheeky

>>33568559
Pippa seems like a fleece enjoyer.

Like whenever I watch her streams I imagine her wearing a really soft comfy fleece, it's probably dirty and a bit smelly, but still comfy, and I get nice material and sisterly vibes off of her because of this. Like she would sit on your lap and burrow her head under you chin and play with your hair and whisper softly about her day

>>33570299
Can't wait to buy my gamer suppository

>>33570754

>>33570560
Cat got sponsorship???

>>33570605
Literally never watched nijisanji before, just don't approve of my rabbit liking holoshit tweets.

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>33570831
yes she is now going to get $20 extra per month in sponsorship money

>>33570754
Have you ever watched a Pippa stream?

So now that I know Airi has dyed blond hair and her boobs are as big as her avatars, ima gosling.

>>33570596
I have decided that this is the truth.

>>33570888
source on blonde hair?

>>33570596
>hololive
>mad about uoh
Almost every single of their talents have talked about being a lolicon or shotacon.

>>33571041
>hololive
>targeting their message at themselves
>this is what you think
>even though it makes no sense
>you're even smug about thinking it
>greentext

>>33569351
if Lisa is telling me...I guess I have to....

>>33570238

>>33570686
gamersupps is actually pretty good. it's not chalky like gfuel. I am waiting for my schlatt cup so I can get the caffeine free tub too since I already drink coffee

>>33571041
Anon, the tweets from Hololive are targeted at twitterniggers who are angry over fictional children.

>>33571116
>targeting their message at themselves
But they are. It is about the kronii drama.

>>33570883
Yeah, she's a schizo but I still get those vibes off of her, she cares for multiple animals amd I associate that with fleece wearing. Plus she's shown her squishy side alot

>>33571256
>hololive tweet 5 minutes after kroniis
There's no fucking way with their established response time. This is definitely about Gura.

>>33571223
If schlatt bought it, it must be quality. The man is nothing if not a genius businessman.

>>33571269
Pippa is an adorable little sweetiepie who needs to be cuddled and protected.

>>33570754
I’m sorry I’d love to enjoy the idea but I know she smells like ass so I just can’t

>>33571526
imagine

>>33571526
I'm surprised Pippa doesn't have any forced shower fan art like that Chloe.

>>33571663
She has something better.

>>33571709
What does she have

>>33571806
Forced shower ASMR made by anons.

>>33570605
Or Selen. Selen is cool.

Which faction is the most suitable for Remi?

>>33571957
Caesaws Wegion

>>33570962
twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1571757772597006338

>>33570754
Its patchy and looks like fleece but upon closer inspection is actually mold.

>>33572141
>ENHANCE

>>33572141
ENHANCE

>>33572073
Wedgion kek

>Lumi's back
which girl is she going to anti /here/ first now that she's returned?

>>33571957
Remi is extremely susceptible to men ordering her around
She'll probably meet Mr. House and then just stick to him

>>33572141
I AM ENHANCING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33572232
>>33572321
I used an AI upscaller

QRD on Tenma?

>>33572603
cute lolihag

>>33572603
extreme waterbro
WILL go into your oshi's stream and tell her to cool it down

>>33572603
Lolibaba OL that thread only talks about when they wanna fuck her

>>33572542
Interesting. Can we get more depraved?

Situational game.

You are in Lia's room and she is sitting on your lap. She was scared shitless about something or other, so you are headpatting her and telling her it's all right, the monsters in her mind are gone now. She's sniffling. She's so precious! But she is mere inches from you now and you can smell her hair, her skin, her body. You can smell what products she used on her hair, what activities she did today, even what tea she drank before. You are trying to be seiso, you are trying to be there for her, but your loins seem to be having their own plan. With every breathful of Lia, your hardness goes off scale.

Task: describe what Lia smells like.

>>33572961
she smells like sex because i have my way with her

>>33572928
GOOD GOD

>>33572542
Meds. Now.

hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. the RP thread's two boards down.

>>33572141
naruhodo naruhodo

>>33572961
Strawberries and animatronic bear cum

>>33572542
Can we get someone to outline her silhouette? I'm garbage at making this out.

>>33572961
i imagine lia smells of strawberry and vanilla

>>33572542
How is anyone seeing tits in this? That girl doesnt even look like shes looking at where she would be if she shot the picture

>>33572603
She is a criminal.

>>33573168

>>33571955
Señen is cool, but she laughed at Phase Connect and wanted to avoid the antis.

>>33568559
Pippa will lose her leg to diabetes in a year.

screen cap this

>>33573423
>>33572928
>>33572542
>>33572141
I love this place. I hate all of you, but I love this place.

WHO INVITED THE RRAT IN TENMA'S GAME

>>33572603
one of the best vtubers out there when she doesn't get obsessed with a single game and goes 2/3 weeks hard at it

>>33573604
When is that?

>>33573604
That's what a person who is passionate about their hobbies does

>>33573604
>one of the best hags out there
ftfy

>airi is a Korean with HUGE boobs and dyed blonde hair
>is somehow still a virgin despite being in her 30s

Huh??

>>33573988
I can change that

>Dyed hair in your 30s
This is kind of a red flag, not very tradwife-like.

>>33573193
Based on the tweet context and the skinny arm of other person, I think Uruka took the photo and sent it to Airi

>>33573988
Anally

>>33574129
She's from Korea. A lot of girls dye their hair.

>>33574264
>She's from Korea.
That's an even bigger red flag.

>>33573988
Assuming that israel: Koreans are worse than the Japanese at fucking their own while also being more racist. So she probably wants a Korean husband but korean men just want to take it up the ass or jack off.

>>33574313
>>33574129
I don't wanna marry her I just want to watch her play Pinball. Your commentary is not relevant to me or should be to anyone who watches them for being anime girls.

>>33574370
Yeah, Asian people are strange magical beings who somehow don't have sex among themselves because of reasons. Sounds like white saviorfaggotry to me, or some kind of incel cope.

Jesus Christ how big are those tits!? Airi's tits are really that massive and it's not a meme? You could suffocate someone with those!

>>33574655
Link your channel.

Help me my fellow Pipposters.
I had some pink mold growing on my chest for quite some years
What should I do?
I remember when I was younger the doctor gave me a concoction to get rid of it but I stopped using it because the girl I liked told me it stunk.
I don't want to visit a doctor (antichrist minion) again. Is there a site where I can compare my mold to other molds in order to automedicate myself???

>>33572961
why what she smells like? why not what do you do in this situation? She's sitting in your lap and has been crying but you're trying to calm her down but feel yourself getting erect
it can only go one of two ways:
>Lia is vulnerable right now after being so scared, you calming her down she feels more relaxed and won't be completely disgusted you're getting hard. Especially if you apologize first
>Lia is still agitated at everything after being so scared, if she feels that thing brush against her leg she's gonna get scared again and when she discovers it's your dick she'll be pissed and probably yell at you

>>33574685
Yeah Uruka confirmed they're model accurate during their first off collab stream

>>33574685
Uruka said that what you see on her model is exactly what it's like irl.

>>33574924
>>33574940
>Korean OL who will be deported if she loses her job and can't find another one
>Proven black company that will work her until she feints
I bet she gets sexually harassed so much at work.

>>33574924
>>33574940
If I recall correctly, Airi implied in the discord that she has to rest her breasts on her table for the sake of support. I presume this means they're either really that heavy or she streams braless.

>>33575108
Considering someone made fun of her for crying after a family member died I wouldn't be surprised

>>33574745
You are turning into Pippa. I am calling dibs on the Pipbussy

>>33575155
Jesus fucking christ

>>33575108
Maybe, but if you watched the offcollab, Airi was very nonchalant about letting Uruka touch her breasts. Maybe they get grabbed so often that she's desensitized to it? Could getting felt up be a normal thing to her?

miichan sounds like she's having fun today
you love to see it

What would be Lisa's coffee flavor?

Hypothetically assuming she got poached, of course. Just a big what if....

3 hours until yellow woman.

>>33575533
Lisa gives me tea vibes more than coffe.

>>33575695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaFcaemVodM

Shiina hasn't streamed in years.

>>33575540
I'm actually getting nervous, I refrained from watching any videos or clips of her the last two weeks so I can savor her voice while she gushes over her trip.

>>33575540
don't care

>>33575772
I don't drink coffee so I don't know how to spell it.

>>33575533
lets be honest with ourselves anon all the coffees are the same, they're just hoping no one buys two different bags so you don't call them out on it

2 hours and 50 minutes until yellow woman.

>>33574745
Buy them in Mexico / Morocco / Philippines
As for deciding which to buy, just go down the list on medscape/mayo clinic and research them 1 by 1

Shiina, I miss you......

>>33576071
good idea, thanks anon.

Airi is obviously the one standing on the right I don't know what you guys are smoking

>>33575108
I can imagine why she really doesn't want to get deported; as bad as it is in California, harassment suits are still taken more seriously than in most places in the world, especially compared to Korea

>>33576012
But Lumi said she was going to do a review of all flavors. Why would Sakana shoot himself on the foot like that?

>>33575533
it would taste exactly like her armpit sweat

>>33574655
It's the one place in the world where birth rates are even more fucked than "here". Especially kpop land.

>>33574924
>>33574940
>>33575108
>>33575155
How is this giant titty East Asian woman not married?
There has to be some kind of critical red flag that scares the relationships away.

I would buy coffee that was filtered through my oshi's used panties,anyone else feel the same way?

>>33576012
There's an actual physical coffee shop with supply chains in place; it's very easy to set up a blend when day to day operations already require it.

>>33571515
yeah, by me

>>33576394
maybe she's just real ugly

>>33575540
care

>ywn be stuck in a crowded elevator with Airi
>ywn shoved against her due to the packed bodies
>ywn take advantage of this situation to feel up her impossibly massive breasts that the entire office has gotten a go on, male or female
>ywn never hear her whimper as yet another coworker gropes her breasts
>ywn understand how it feels to have Airi's breasts squish around your fingers as you squeeze them relentlessly
>ywn never do this for as long as physically possible
>ywn never let go once the elevator doors open and quietly leave, knowing that she's too much of a wimp to ever report this to HR
>ywn plan to do this over and over again
Why live?

>>33576415
I'd drink a cup every hour

I don't even have the drive to imagine sexual scenarios anymore, so I appreciate anons who greentext their fantasies.

>>33576622
I NEED to pet the cat.

What would an almost naked lady, a slightly fat man, and a young child be doing in a room together?

can someone tell yuri that i love her?

>>33576394
no suitable bachelors where she lives

>>33576326
he knows she won't actually do it

Coffee has moderately strong laxative properties. If Lumi had to do a taste test of all the coffee flavors, she'd have to spend the rest of the stream going to the bathroom or shitting herself.

>>33576813
done

>>33576483
Woman or homo.

Giant titty East Asian is such a huge buff she'd have to be missing half her face to cancel that out.
Even then there would be men into it.

>>33576975
thank you anon
bless your soul

>>33576798
A family, the mother is comfy in bed and the father and child are watching TV together

>>33575540
I hope she explodes

>>33576622
>wemi coffee
>wemi used panties filter
>wemi urine as the water

>>33576394
Her standards exceed her realistic prospects.

Applies to most of us

>>33576394
Vtuber

>Airi is single
Who started this rrat in the first place?

>>33577112
She wouldn't be sweating over citizenship if she was married.

>>33577063
>Applies to most of us
Yep.
She probably wants a CEO husband who is funny and hot.
People here want a virgin of of age who is slim into Warhammer hot without makeup and doesn't like to travel or smalltalk.
It is what it is.

>>33576982
Nether
Not really into Asian women and not a huge fan of massive boobs and face is way more important to me

>>33576874
More like he knows the coffee will never arrive lmao.

>>33576483
>has big booba IRL
decent chance she's chubby, did any of the other talents comment on her figure? speaking of which has Airi shown her hands yet? I don't think she has

>>33577186
Why get with a virgin of age when you could get with a virgin with rage?
Hi guys, I’m a 22 year old autistic male seeking an 18-22 year old female who isn’t black or brown, doesn’t smoke or drink, and isn’t autistic. Applications are open on my website.

>>33577112
>works 12 hour shifts
>only to come home and stream for 3 hours
>followed by a 1 hour sleepy twitter space
Who would even want to be her bf knowing that she wouldn't have time for you?

>>33577217
my nigga

One day, a male wave will happen. That wave will be doomed

>>33576874
Why would she not do it?
Try responding without a catchphrase.

>>33577227
She showed her fingers. They looked slender, like a piano players. Not the absolute sausages that Lisa has.

>>33577227
Airi just showed her gloved hands and briefly her ungloved fingers during the collab

>>33577305
Sakana is watching the current Holo mess and learning from it, he's not that stupid

>>33577329
>the absolute sausages that Lisa has.
...am I missing something? Her fingers look normal to me, and my country has one of the lowest obesity rates on the continent.

>>33577292
?? Overworked people have partners. See nurses

>>33577186
>People here want a virgin of of age who is slim into Warhammer

This is why Lumi is my oshi.

But seriously, I'm in my mid 30s and while I have no issues getting first and second dates, I really struggle with my neurosis and fears of settling for someone rather than putting myself out there and going after the sort of woman I really want. It's a tough line to ride.

>>33577186
>People here want a virgin of of age who is slim into Warhammer hot without makeup and doesn't like to travel or smalltalk.

You would be surprised how many girls I've met who fit most of description, not that many but definitely enough to go around.

>>33577326
9 bags of coffee, $35 each, plus shipping, your total comes out to $329.99 plus tip

This once again begs the question: do you think lumi is a virgin?

>>33577735
LOL

>>33571178
Nasa wake up ;A;

>>33577715
He's sending it to her for free nigga. That's what the whole negotiation was about.

>>33577735
Not sure if trolling or…

>>33577735
EEEMM GOONNA...... EEEM GONNA... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP

>>33577600
NTA but I understand your pain.
But the worst possible thing you can do is settle.
You're literally better off single than settling.
The worst possible thing you'd want is someone you don't even love or love anymore.

This is about to triple I feel.

>>33577735
Yes, she said she was saving her self for marriage.

>>33577951
But you'd miss all the thrilling roommate conversations if you do that.

>>33577735
>overly strict parents
>comes from a well-off family
>tomboy growing up
>workaholic and studious nerd
I say there's a chance. She might be one of those girls who has impossibly high standards for her partner since she's high spec herself.

>>33570202
>>33570238
>>33571178
>>33577786
Give me one good Nasa VOD, I'll watch it tomorrow morning

>>33577600
I am vomit when I think about settling with woman or man

>>33578109
I hate post-modernists so fucking much, man.

>>33577735
Just ask her directly through a text to speech donation during a livestream.

>>33578118
Perhaps she’s one of the few women who’s realized that there’s more risk than reward to having sex with people you don’t want to have kids with

>>33578152
https://youtu.be/9WS6MCOXvSo
https://youtu.be/7U1WM9V5Cu8

>>33577846
Seems counterproductive. I'm sure he assumes Lumi is willing to shill the coffee, but what if she hates it just like Pippa did?

>>33578226
That's why smart people where a condom or take a pill to make sure that DOESN'T happen

>>33578152
Is the Pippa collab a copout?
Her minecrafts are comfy. Mostly any game which can be improved with cute dragon noises and Pretty Beams.

>>33578152
watch her stray playthrough, she makes plenty of cute noises. those noises are why i love my dragon wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFUTlUUEa1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LzqTzPXUWY
otherwise what >>33578239 posted is good to show her interactions with others, cheeky and cute.

>>33577735
I want to believe but there's no fucking way a girl like her doesn't have tons of dudes lining up to get with her

>>33578343
Pull out is free.

>>33578343
Never 0% chance
It creates artificial emotional connection that can really screw you up

>>33577735
nothing begged that question

>>33578503
Some people aren't smart enough to do that or they're drunk and don't care

>>33578152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHYk54SXXLM

where should I go to post my Airi sexual harassment fantasies? would anons appreciate if I wrote up more?

>>33578439
That doesn't mean she's actually going to get with them tho. She's also talked about being hit on before

>>33578641
Yes, keep posting more here

>>33578439
I mean she had told stories of exactly this happening.

>>33578503
Read this in a Doujin.

>>33578641
I would prefer something more consensual, but I'll read anything you post here

>>33578439
>I want to believe
If you believe unironically, you don't love her. Being virgin in 20s is dangerous for female psychic health.

>>33578641
I'd appreciate it if you took your meds

Lumi the kinda girl that makes you turn your head when you pass each other on a crosswalk.
And she knows you're staring.

>>33578641
Post in /trash/wvt or /trash/vtubers slutposting. Pls ping me when you're done.

>>33578756
Do you understand what company you're posting in the thread of?

2 hours until Yellow woman.

Thread getting progressively worse as the time approaches

All I could think about yesterday was molesting Remi in a crowded train.

>>33578343
>>33578226
Where are you guys meeting these women anyway? Most girls I know are frigid as hell, the only ones who actually seem to have sex or are interested in men are fat drunks.

>>33578831
when she passes people at a crosswalk, they stare at her negative ass and make jokes about it. she's already confirmed.

>>33578206
>>33577902

I think that as I get older and I watch my friends and coworkers becoming more distant and occupied with their own lives, it's a hell of a motivating force to find someone or anyone to make sure that you don't end up alone.

At face value I agree with you guys but man does it feel awful that your only social interactions are dates where someone just wants a free meal, your coworkers, your family about once a week when you call them for something, and the occasional superchat off a vtuber's stream.

I'm gonna keep trying friends.

>>33578756
wait, women are psychics? that changes things
why did no one tell me?

>>33578756
uh huh, you're right dude, women should be married and pregnant by 20. you know, for their mental health

>Lia has tweeted 3 times in the last day
signs of life
signs of Lia

>>33578756
It's only a mental issue if it's something that you desperately want to change. It's not really gender specific.

>>33578929
It takes being with one woman to know that they are mind readers, and if they can't read your mind, they'll just tell you what you're thinking. We assumed you had the experience.

>>33578756
I'm a 25 year old virgin andy mental health is fine, not a woman tho.

RATE THE MALWARE
RATE DAY 9 OF THE HIATUS
RATE THE TWEETS
RATE THE LIA

>>33578945
Ironically, most teenagers and people in their 20s become more depressed because they had sex too early and feel regret.
Or they keep doing it and it's the only way they can feel loved.
I knew someone at an old job that could not feel happy at all unless he was in a relationship and having an active sex life.

>>33578861
>molest wemi in a crowded train
>get caught and arrested
>try to say she's over 18 and is just pretending
>that's the evil man who touched my no-no spot
>get arrested
>remi just laughs at you
>visits you everyday in prison
>says if you're nice she'll tell the court it was consensual

>>33579109
i miss lia /10
half way there, but still feels like an eternity away /10
glad she is getting back to tweeting more /10
i like lia /10

At this point it's easier to list the virgins than nonvirgins.

>virgins
Erina
Remi

>whores
Everyone else

>>33579361
This is my headcanon now

>>33579361
Panko? Nasa?

>>33578264
Anon.
He's a marketer.
It's (increasingly) common knowledge that the "all publicity is good publicity" thing actually really fucking works.
Raid actually puts that into their pitch email.

>>33579109
I FUCKING MISS LIA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>33578861
As soon as the stream ended I couldn't stop fantasizing about making Remi scream in orgasm in an enclosed concrete basement

>>33579251
This was a fantasy I didn't know I needed.

>>33579361
Lumigger bros... it's over
we can't dispute the official deliberation

>>33578898
I understand where you're coming from. Just don't force yourself. You could end up in a much worse position.
Sometimes the grass isn't as green as you think it is on the other side.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_EIfw5I5uDlwsK6sc-83Q
[Manko news]

>>33579251
My Angel and my Devil.

>>33579361
Pippa is also a virgin

>>33579109
I’m happy she is getting excited about the new Genshin shit

>>33579632

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1571967395656105984
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1571967395656105984
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1571967395656105984

>>33578929
Yes they could have. I meant mental health btw.
>>33578945
They had no any way except exactly this in previous generations. Women are very very needy to be desired and sex is a proof for it.
>>33578983
Yes, having sex once don't change anything or even can make human's life worse. But woman nature is rly needy for the validation of being desired so in majority of cases it's required for woman in 20s.
>>33579096
And you're doing it right, btw I wrote "female" there.

>>33579790
This brat needs correction

>>33579632
anon youll summon them

>>33579868
>>33579768
Sorry, I genuinely believe her tho.

>>33570561
>Speaking of which, Rosebud my hands are kinda dry and calloused lately because of using barbells
Pumice stone is the best for places that see a lot of mechanical wear!
Wrap your hands to keep them soft!
It helps and it looks cool as hell!

>>33579790
Good job Remi! You deserve all the headpats!

>>33579939

>>33574441
>being gay
Sad!

>>33579939
And why wouldn't you? Just look! Here she is telling us that her hymen is intact!
https://files.catbox.moe/ya2fd7.webm

>>33579361
>believes what remi says
kek

I'm going to start cataloguing posters. I've seen the same people talk about the same thing at the same time of day.

>>33580212
>implying those are people and not just shitty chat bots

>>33580212
You could always just ask someone to share the spreadsheet with you.

>>33579790
This >>33569039 is now canon

>>33579361
Pippa is literally me so she's also a virgin in my head

>>33580212
good luck on your typing style reps

>>33580212
I love seeing schizos make assumptions about anonymous posters, please keep us informed of your findings.

>>33580212
I want to see as how many different people I show up in your list.

>>33578898
>>33579579
In almost all the issues I'd say making your opinion on yourself based on smth else behaviour may be shit but yes, calls to raise a family or reproductive instinct is still the instinct.
So keep tryin!

>>33580355
NICE NICE NICE

>>33580212
gang stalking the schizo based

panko status?

>>33580601
One half pan, one half ko.

>>33580601
Shlicking to elden beast porn

>>33580653
and fully based
thank you anon!

>>33580601
Trying to stop herself from booting up Elden Ring!

1h 30 minutes until Yellow woman.

>>33579361
>Erina
elaborate

>>33580212
each poster is just one of my alternate personalities

>>33580669
i hope she enjoys herself
thank you anon!

>>33578945
Yeah, to me.

>>33580707
she will try her best but will she succeed?
thank you anon!

>>33580601
>>33580706
>>33580779
>>33580830
I think this is the same anon. Rate my investigative skills

>>33580760
I didn't write this post.

>>33580892
10/10
you are actually correct anon

>>33580892
Impressive fr

>>33580892
ooooh

>>33568559
I will press Pippa into a life of domestic servitude, motherhood and being my emotional support animal, and she will be happy.

hey guys look at this funny monkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKesQCjq-w

>>33581288
pippa needs one of these in her collection

>>33579251
Amazon position Erina next

>>33579952
SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE, NOW!

>>33579952
>looks cool as hell

>>33576394
lesbian

I started to get bumps in my hands from doing exercise, made me think about palm readers.

>>33579952
I don't have my cooties shot yet, stay away

>>33576394
>>33577070
>>33581648
lesbian vtuber

>>33577512
they're chunky anon...not just stubby

>>33565792
Skincare is very easy and cheap. What will do 80% of the work is:
-Tretinoin
-Cleanser
-Moisturizing cream
-Sunscreen
That should not cost more than 100 bucks and last you a couple of months. Then you can add fermented rice serum, hyaluronic acid, tripeptides, and whatnot, but those are just extra shit.
Another important aspect is to keep yourself hydrated and fit. Add some fasting (and/or anything sirtuin/mTOR related) and you will look between one to three decades younger than you actually are, depending on age and genetics.

>>33582094
>-Tretinoin

>>33582094
isn't sunscreen optional since we don't go outside

>>33582094
>put all this shit on your face every day
>surprised when you look 50 in your thirties
lmao

>>33582159
Yes, it is magic. Just get down to the proper dosage for your skin type.
>>33582343
Maybe, but if you are near an open window or something, you should use it. Or just close that window and get thick curtains.
>>33582367
Yeah, it is called "technology" and it allows us to have greater control over a bunch of stuff, including ourselves? Heard of it?

>>33582094
>. Add some fasting
Can confirm. Did intermittent fasting since 16 and in my 30s people still estimate me to be in my late teens.
33582367
This is what Azns use. Wh*tes use makeup and that's what ages them.

>>33582504
this post is one gigantic woman moment

>>33582504
hello hime
I like your thighs

>>33576415
I would buy my oshi's used panties after she spent an entire anime convention in them, walking, running, sweating, peeing in a hurry, and posing for hours to get her cosplay pictures taken by hundreds of fans. I would relieve her of the burden to wash and bleach the encrusted mess from that tiny piece of cloth which alone shielded her private parts from the outside world, while barely managing to contain their overflowing youthful fluids. Additionally, by doing so I would be financing her cosplay hobby. A win/win trade if you ask me.

Then, finally at home, I would steep the tiny cloth in hot water and make myself a delicious cup of cunny tea, ready for when the loading screen appears and she starts streaming.

Disclaimer: I am a perfectly sane individual. My life is completely satisfactory and there's no particular reason why I would be watching girls from the Menhera Company or fantasizing about wild scenarios. Chat reflects streamer and what not.

>>33582504
How thick is your uncut cock hime?

Sexmi

>>33582686
Star Woman Acceptance!!

>>33582504
It's actually "science", wonder why you didn't want to use that word

>>33582094
That's all well and good but, I'm a manly man, not an effete lumaneth realmlords player

>>33582731
> I'm a manly man,
You'd have a girlfriend if you were.

>>33582094
Is there an all in one thing you can buy

>>33582839
women fear me, I can't help it

>>33582887
Do fish want you?

>>33582839
Man, what a non insult.

>>33582887
They actually don't.

Remember to look good for Lumi in 45 minutes. Take a shower.

>>33582879
Sadly no. Each element of that list does a different thing.
>>33582722
Wrong. It is technology, even if science contributes to furthering it.
>>33582543
Based.
>>33582731
Did you miss the part where I mention being fit too?

>>33582934
>>33582974
I am alone on this barren earth

This fairy has been having trouble filling a fall guys lobby - any chance some unity could help fill? You don't have to watch, just play if you aren't doing anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oapI0V9FT6E

>>33583075
I'm actually at the gym right now, Yellow Woman can wait

>>33582934
You know it.

>>33583227
I will not play Fall Guys why won't vtubers understand

>>33583143
I didn't, I just ignored.

>>33583197
Good, that's character building.

This is why I like lifting weights it's easy and you don't have to think much. All this moisturizing shit you need a textbook for.

>>33582367
I mean it could be Big Sunscreen propaganda but theres this.

>>33583335
lifting is actually easy, hitting your macros every day and managing your diet is the hard part

>>33583439
Unbelievably true and I hate it.

>>33583227
My hatred for Epic Store overpowers my desire for unity.
Really though, how? Am I too used to even D-listers being in the high 60s to high 90s?

>>33583335
just use sunscreen if you are gonna be outside for a few hours all the other shit is overkill for the average dude

what fucking thread am i even reading anymore
what are these posts

>>33583439
>>33583489
NUTRITION HATE
I just want to subsist on two cream cheese bagels a day. I'm not even jewish.

>>33583593
This is /tangents general/.

for real though you guys suck shit today what is going on
is it a holiday somewhere

>>33583393
Man, I need to go watch commando after that post

>>33583396
>>33583541
Fucking love living in North West Europe, get like three days of actual sunshine a day.

>>33583593
only phase girls and their mods post here
and they're ALL menheras
are you having fun yet

Rosebud seems like the kinda person who'd ask if you're into palm reading just so he has an excuse to fondle your hands

>>33583593
Shiina and Rie are doing a beauty podcast.
We're brushing up on our beauty knowledge so we can participate in the chat. Maybe ask yourself what you're doing to support your oshi instead of being an asshole for no reason.

>>33583681
>He
Refuse to believe that mate

>>33583227
the fairy needs me?

>>33583753
Female Rosebud seems as likely as female Capipalist t b h

>>33583705
you got me queen, keep slaying

>>33583793
Do you need to be reminded?

>>33583852
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII TATSUKETE NIGGERMAN

>>33583227
Ill never download the epic store

>>33583852
This is probably close to what Airi looks like irl.

>>33583852
Man, look at the pair of baps on her

>>33583605
THIS. GOD I LOVE BAGELS AND CREAM CHEESE (also not jewish)

>>33583933
it is airi I refuse to elaborate

You ever just look at women and feel aroused? I love them so much, thank you kamisama for women.

30 minutes until Yellow Woman.

>>33584119
I hate women. Why do they have to be cute?

>>33584119
Yes, I too happen to be a healthy male with a functioning libido. Why do you ask?

>>33584119
Yeah but they're a pain in the ass of you get into a relationship with one. Just find a girl that you like hanging out with and fuck on the side.

the days that Pippa, Lia, and Panko all don't stream are the darkest days

>>33584262

>>33584304
Do you have a folder of all your reaction images somewhere GFL-anon?

>>33584119
I have an incredible urge to breed this wolf, does that count?

>>33584304
would