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Post game edition

Last thread: >>33347932

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir


>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc

>> No.33360077
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my boy made it, im so proud

>> No.33360079
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/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.33360096

>>33359782
Enjoy your stay and your first step to betterment

>> No.33360110

>>33360079
aMEN.

>> No.33360131

>>33360015
Reeda-san...

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>>33359861
>that straw is in his penis hole, and as for every atom of oxygen i intake
That sounds painful

>> No.33360142

>>33360079
Amen!
>>33359992
PRAISE HIM

>> No.33360146
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Leader in shambles

>> No.33360160
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useless hero

>> No.33360164
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love hololive
love holostars
simple as

>> No.33360165
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I wanna draw the dingo doing something cool for practice. Throw me a suggestion.

>> No.33360171
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AXEL LETS GOOO!! I NEVER DOUBTED YOU FOR A SECOND

>> No.33360175

>>33360015
Why put altare's worm when he played so shitty

>> No.33360176
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SHAME THIS MAN
SHAME HIM

>> No.33360186
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Magni really works best at commentary when he has someone else to bounce off of.
The difference between his solo WWE and Worms commentary with Vesper is staggering.

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SHAME
DISSAPOINTMENT
NOOB
If he had any honor, he would leave guild right now

>> No.33360193
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honestly, I paid Axel the least attention after his intro, but between the great Queen cover, that fucking worms clip and today, he's growing on me
the interview especially
thanks for a fun time

>> No.33360194

>>33360164
based migo poster

>> No.33360196

If being a Tempus fan is a crime then arrest me for membershipping 3 of them.
Please god someone stop me this isn't a joke this is a literal cry for help please make the voices stop they keep asking me for more and more and I just want it all to go away sweet jesus help me

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leader.......

>> No.33360225
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I love hololive productions and every single talent on it.

>> No.33360227

I feel sorry for the women about to be murdered by leader

>> No.33360230

>>33360015
This is the face of that worm that will not stop trying to kill you after you accept the million dollars.

>> No.33360266

>>33360015
THEY PLAYED US DIRTY, LEADER. REMEMBER TO NEVER SHOW MERCY EVER AGAIN.

>> No.33360276

I NEED SOMEONE TO CLIP NOWA DOING THE COPIUM BONG RIP

>> No.33360280

>>33360135
Never heard of urethra plug?

>> No.33360284

>>33360225
Giga based

>> No.33360296

>>33360186
definitely helps fill in some dead air + magni getting some game knowledge from playing before this stream and having the color pen ready

>> No.33360313

This isn't even the first time that him trying to show off worked against him. I remember him choking badly trying to do big plays when Astel showed up in his chat during Apex.
I respect the hustle, and the showmanship. Someday the execution will be there too.

>> No.33360314

>>33360230
>Kill you
Kek won't be able to hit me

>> No.33360316

>>33360196
>"Tempus fan"
>only membering 3 of them
kys

>> No.33360342
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I demand a naked dogeza from Altare.

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>>33360225
based unitychad

>> No.33360363

>>33360316
It's copypasta

>> No.33360367

AXOLOTLS, IT'S COMING HOME

>> No.33360384

Women collabs should be banned
>bad at video games
>annoying high pitched voice
>will cry if the boys banter with them so they dont banter with them at all
>late/unorganised
>boring
Seriously why do we want them to interact with the girls?

>> No.33360391

>>33360165
Learning to fly the helicopter

>> No.33360413
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release the altare koikatsu card we need naked dogeza of him

>> No.33360415

>>33360193
Glad you had fun, fellow peaceful deadbeat. The boys have their charm, especially Axel, he is an incredible singer.
I truly hope you aren't that one other guy that spams these threads about mori being on topic and then fauna.

>> No.33360422
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>>33360342
What's going on there?

>> No.33360433

>>33360384
Uh, you actually watch the girls too? Damn, sorry bro.

>> No.33360439

>>33360384
Hey guys, look! a larper!

>> No.33360443

Regis worm looks like its wearing a blue speedo or light blue lace underwear

>> No.33360445
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I want to RAPE Magni Dezmond. I want to force him down and watch his face become a mess of tears as I force my cock in him over and over. I want to hear him squeak out his eeks and ahs as I pound him. I want to watch his protests turn into cries of pleasure, begging me for more. I want to make him my fucktoy, make him unable to live without my cock.

>> No.33360459

>>33360165
seconding this, onegai >>33360391

>> No.33360466

>>33360384
Bad bait.

>> No.33360485

>>33360384
Beside altare and kobo or zeta and axel, i don't think anyone here wants a girl collab?

>> No.33360488
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>> No.33360494

>>33360445
sanest poster in this thread

>> No.33360503

ZETA WILL MAKE IT TO THE NEXT ROUND NO ONE CAN STOP HER ON HER QUEST TO LEASH AXEL IN PUBLIC.

>> No.33360508

Why even reply to bait guys?

>> No.33360513

>you're considered a "homobeggar" on /hlgg/ if you thought the commentary was good
I don't know what "homobeggar" even means anymore

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>>33360225
>>33360284
>>33360362
Brothers

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Post game bar is open for anything you need

>> No.33360534

>>33360488
>apple phone

>> No.33360548

>>33360488
she can't keep getting away with it

>> No.33360553

i shouldn't have gone to the catalog

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>>33360225
Immensely based unitychad

>> No.33360566

>>33360165
Lifting at the gym or something sporty could let you practice anatomy.

>> No.33360575

>>33360415
nah, I don't really post here much, mostly after collabs and when watching Vesper streams

>> No.33360602
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>>33360488
I knew my boy could do it

>> No.33360604
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LEADER LOVE!!

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>>33360225
>>33360362
>>33360523
Inshallah brethern

>> No.33360609

>>33360553
Stay here friend, the fujosisters will quickly cleanse the thread during off hours.

>> No.33360621

If the vesper and magni got into the qualifiers, I would rape Leader for fucking throwing

>> No.33360630

>>33360533
An unitybeer, please Robechan.

>> No.33360635

>>33360445
Altare wrote this

>> No.33360642

So how is Altare going to recover from constantly getting assblasted at games?

>> No.33360658

>>33360575
Based taste.

>> No.33360671

Dang i was expecting altare to win this game oof.. it's definitely going to hurt his gamer pride

>> No.33360681

>Ame formed an alliance with Axel
>Ame was training Zeta on Worms
SHE WAS PLANNING IT ALL ALONG

>> No.33360680

Stop bullying Altare, he maybe a psychopath but not really a bad guy

>> No.33360692

>>33360384
I don't

>> No.33360695

>>33360533
A tequilaxel please.

>> No.33360699

>>33360642
raping women at 3AM

>> No.33360704

alright girl time over imma watch ganchan now

>> No.33360721

>>33360671
I wouldn't be surprised if he actually threw

>> No.33360730

Axel is the new leader now. Sorry altare but you failed.

>> No.33360735

Leader i know you're /here/ and reading this very thread right now. Please consider a korean cover.
https://youtu.be/gz-SPlfinqI
https://youtu.be/QIXOtjyp7jU

>> No.33360751

>>33360313
Yeah, leader really doesn't play well when he's trying to impress someone. Especially around Astel. The effort is cute with Astel though.

Just felt like he wasn't trying this time, to be honest. I don't feel like he actually has any chemistry with Ame though, so I'm kinda relieved he's out early.

>> No.33360754

I cant wait untill tomorrow to feast on some Kronnischitzos

>> No.33360766

>>33360658
thanks
I considered membering but between my oshi and a lot of indies my budget is kinda set, so I just chime in with a small SC from time to time

>> No.33360774
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I demand a soundpost
>Timestamp: 1:30:15 - 1:30:34

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>>33360445
please post more magni rape correction or otherwise sexual art so i may add it to my collection

>> No.33360780
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I want to fuck magmites.
I fantasize every night about pumping my throbbing dick into the warm, soft cristae of those sexy powerhouses.
I want to feel the buzz of energy as the electrons orbit in the gravitational field of my massive cock.
I want to feel the hot tightness of the magmites' membranes rubbing against my dick as I thrust it in and out of ATP synthases until I orgasm, washing the magmites with my cum like a tidal wave and mixing my own DNA with that of the magmites.
Just thinking about it makes me want to explode with sexual energy.

>> No.33360789

>>33360680
he deserves the bullying.

>> No.33360800

>>33360754
Dont really have till tomorrow desu

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he was practicing "six hours" a day, huh? no wonder leader lost that one...

>> No.33360807

Leader! Don’t be sad! At least your shameful performance is the only thing everyone will remember after this collab!
For the content leader! GOOD job!

>> No.33360808

>>33360671
He threw so he can cast the next game with Ame, screen cap this, leader can't allow whores to talk shit about his boys without him present to call them whores.

>> No.33360819

>>33360280
No, i don't wanna stick anything in my penis thank you

>> No.33360824

>Calli protecting Axel, his fellow boy
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>> No.33360836

>>33360533
Just anything, I want to forget John's suicide.

>> No.33360842

Thete Will be another stream?

>> No.33360847

>>33360533
Send a whiskey bottle to the guy with blue hair that's sitting in the corner, roberu. Its on me.

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>>33360422
https://youtu.be/K1LgW6FeBfA?t=598

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>>33360780

>> No.33360867

>>33360602
I hi-five the deadbeat, cuz they seem cool

>> No.33360872

>Nowa openly talks about kamikaze during the stream
>Works for a japanese company
Not very smart from him ngl

>> No.33360895

Zetabros... we are one top 3 finish away.

>> No.33360899

>>33360856
Thats a fat fucker if i have seen one.

>> No.33360911

>>33360751
he barely talked…

>> No.33360918

>>33360721
Magnis comments on altare was spot on i really wanted altare to win fck..

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>>33360533
c-can i get a glass of mwilk?? pwease???

>> No.33360927

>>33360751
>>33360313
Dont forget losing the one DbD game where he was supposed to be showing off and going tryhard
The one he lost to was actually Kronii, the one who kept trolling him throughout the stream, the one person he needed to and ultimately failed to exert dominance over in the stream

>> No.33360954

>>33360780
Every time I visit you guys after a collab I forget that you’re like this. All power to you guys for it I guess.

>> No.33360967
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LETS FUCKING GO GAZ VICTORY PETRO AW YEH

>> No.33360985

>>33360225
he me too!

>> No.33361000

>>33360754
Tomorrow? i thought it's next week?

>> No.33361032

>>33360485
Honestly, I wouldn't mind Mori and Magni doing another drawing stream, but I'd take a Magni x Gamma drawing collab over that if it was a choice between the two. Gamma seems so genuinely excited about Tempus, so I'm a bit sad they haven't had more chances to interact yet.

>> No.33361036

>>33360872
>kami kaze
>god's wind
historical context aside, that's a pretty cool phrase

>> No.33361037

>>33360671
He definitely threw that. It's painful to watch not because he jobbed, but because he was OBVIOUS about jobbing.
>silent
>no bants
>targets Axel
>targets the highest health instead of going for the kill
Leader didn't want to get that W and it fucking SHOWED. What a dumbass.

>> No.33361039

>>33360165
>>33360566
Might I also add that to Axel recently said he was into parkour. Perhaps you can do something like that if you want something more considerate to anatomy on top of dynamic poses.

>> No.33361054

>>33361000
it's actually next week, don't be fooled

>> No.33361056

>>33360766
As a tip, maybe try to hang out on the streams and type stuff on chat, be sure to have your gifted membership on for that channel too.
I say this because the Tempus boys get A LOT of gifted subs, so by luck you might get one. I have 3 just because I watch their streams, interact and more importantly having the gifted membership on in their channel.

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>>33360911
He was just trying his best to hold his rage while being surrounded by FILTHY women

>> No.33361095

>>33360533
Axel is in! yeeeeahhh! Get me piss drunk tonight barman!

>> No.33361100

Vesper will go full autism and win the worm bowl. Right?

>> No.33361120

>>33360856
i thought it was an onion wtf

>> No.33361123

>>33360967
NO AXEL
DON'T BE RAMA RAMA

>> No.33361136

>>33361032
they might in humans fall flat collab if gamma is up for it, so far we know rio and magni are together. i'd love if there is also the drawing collab with magni + gamma.

>> No.33361138

>>33361037
why didn’t he want the W though??? what was his reasoning???

>> No.33361139

>>33360824
She said she did it for Ame.

>> No.33361144

No offense to Magni and Vesper, but I want my dingo son to win it all.

>> No.33361146

>>33361068
based leader

>> No.33361155

>>33360642
The same way he always does: murder spree.

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>>33360503
>>33360681
ZetaXAxel Stocks INCLINING AHHHHHH

>> No.33361165

>>33361056
I don't think gifting is enabled for my country, so out of luck but I do pop up in there from time to time

>> No.33361167

>>33361100
>Throwing for Sempais debuff
>Overthinking debuff

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SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

>> No.33361173

>>33361054
I'm so hyped,wish they would do this sports-like collabs more often.

>> No.33361176

God i fantasize about Altare every night.
I want Altare to sit on me, suffocating me until I can barely breathe, and just before I die from asphyxiation, Altare hands me a plastic straw from Chuck E. Cheese, from which i put my mouth on and try to breathe from...
However that straw is in his penis hole, and as for every atom of oxygen i intake, a liter of his penis juices pour into my mouth.
As I shove my way from under his soul crushing thighs, I gasp for the air I so desperately need.
Altare stares down at me with a smug look, saying
"Are you tired? We've only just started".
Altare pounds my face in with his dirty, worn out foot, which he violently presses into my submissive face. I take a hard lick of each individual toe, sucking out all the dirt collected from god knows where.
After both of his feet are licked spotless, Altare holds me down, and crushes my neck with his immensely muscular thighs. I struggle to breath, and I even achieve a point of utter hallucination. As I begin to realize I am horridly close from perishing from asphyxiation, my penis explodes with semen, as if a volcano erupting, yet instead of lava hot, sticky cum poured from my worn out penis.

I gave Altare a 50$ Pikachu card, and he smiles and says "Same time next week?"

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It's better that Leader lost now. Imagine if he got through and then lost in the finals.

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>>33360533
>>33360533
>>33360533
>>33360533
IM BUYING EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD A BOTTLE

>> No.33361212

I need more Magni and Vesper commentary, of literally anything

>> No.33361218

>>33361138
Kronii

>> No.33361225

If any of you are bored, Gamma is doing an art stream as usual, he can be very funny sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSIP59oeNss

>> No.33361234

>>33361139
You and I know the thruth

>> No.33361237

>>33361156
This damn cat... seducing australians with her lewd body...!!

>> No.33361243

>>33361189
first live vtuber suicide

>> No.33361257

>>33361212
I wish Nowa joined Magni on the WWE streams.

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>>33361225
Gamma LOVE

>> No.33361295

>>33361144
fair, himbo luck is on his side

>> No.33361303

>No Kobo on the tournament

>> No.33361311

Vesper and magni should do live commentating in wwe game.

>> No.33361317

>>33360927
To be fair, that time, if she hadn't lucked out with that hatch, he would have won. He was legitimately like two seconds away from winning.

>> No.33361328

>>33361212
https://youtu.be/7jz4pXq9jqE
https://youtu.be/cIiEgBKndW0
https://youtu.be/-t3jAcHQlXE
Sims streams with Magni and Uncle Nowa

>> No.33361353

>>33361156
They will get through to the last round together
And he'll throw the game for her

>> No.33361355

>>33361138
Doesn't want his senpais to hate him. Look at DbD before Mori and Bae told him to let loose. Look at him around Astel.
This guy has a genuine trauma about other people hating him. Nowa hating him might actually break him literally.
GOD BLESS KOBO actually.

>> No.33361365

>>33361257
he could, but then he'd have to kill jeff and he wouldn't be able to participate in the ring

>> No.33361367

>>33361225
Watched his stream with Kobo, I was in stitches. This man deserves love.

>> No.33361369

>>33361138
nobody can really know why just wait for his next stream he's probably going to explain it

>> No.33361398

>>33361328
i've watched all of their stream already i need more

>> No.33361415

>>33361355
this anon is developing a parasocial relationship

>> No.33361459

>>33361212
Yeah, energetic Magni describing ongoing stuff and accurate insightful Nowa comments gave me vibes of actual professional TV commentators

>> No.33361462

>>33361398
Preach for fanfic writers someone might come up with a dialogue

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>>33361036
Holy fuck, I had never realized

>> No.33361490

So what are the upcoming streams tomorrow?

>> No.33361514

>>33360533
can I get a redbull+jellybean+tabasco+mustard+catfood blend please?

>> No.33361566

>>33361490
Check holodex

>> No.33361570

>>33361490
Vesper spore

>> No.33361574

>>33361036
huh, so that's what the direct translation is

>> No.33361585

>>33361459
magni def drank some redbulls before this

>> No.33361586

>>33360533
Pokka Sapporo corn tea please

>> No.33361598

Chances Altare threw? I don't think he was trying that hard to win regardless.

>> No.33361612

is vesper having a member stream this week?

>> No.33361617

>>33361488
Wait until you realize it's named after the tornadoes and storms that protected Japan from mongol invasions

>> No.33361619

>>33361036
Know absolutely no Japanese, but it's cool knowing the meaning behind phrases

>> No.33361661

>>33361612
no but dez does have one

>> No.33361668

>>33361598
100%. Shameful display.

>> No.33361696

>>33361355
i don’t know if it’s throwing or choking up but i agree he’s fucked up over the idea of friends hating him knowing what he’s said about losing all his friends due to his toxicity and that he was bullied. dude has complexes for sure. spoilered because it’s too parasocial

>> No.33361699

>>33361598
He was eliminating himself to increase the chance of the dingo getting through

>> No.33361714

>>33361617
that's pretty fucking cool

>> No.33361726

I really hope magni collabs with a holostars next week than some nonholopro person like he have been.
Like there was nothing wrong with those streams besides being boring but I really want him to collab with Gamma or Rio.

>> No.33361739

>>33361138
I think he just didn't want to give people any reason to ship him with Ame. Like, he ignored her throughout pretty much the entire game unless she initiated conversation.

If he gets knocked out early, he doesn't need to worry about interacting with her any more.

>> No.33361742 [DELETED] 

>>33360146
why do I get the feeling that Altare's holding back

>> No.33361773

I am a lover of fine literature; most notably the epic fancanons of /MANS/.
I find that today's writers lack the rhetorical wit and emotional depth of the fanfic writers of /MANS/.
To wit, an uneducated buffoon of lower intellect today may say to you - Hey, what's up? Wanna smash?
Whereas a fine gentleman (such as myself) will quote the estimable hornyposters themselves - There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the ASMR streams, irresistible—magic to make the sanest man gomad.

Now will you take my hand while I escort you to my subterranean abode?

>> No.33361783

>>33361699
I absolutely buy this. His shots he took at Nowa-Oji were pathetic and all way off the mark.

>> No.33361788

>>33361598
I knew he was throwing when he used the bazooka in that narrow tunnel against Mori and almost killed himself, then threw a grenade in the same tunnel and finally killed himself

>> No.33361794

>>33361661
yeah im gonna watch his and axel's tomorrow

>> No.33361796

>>33361355
I dont what u drink anon but i want some. Just said that hes tryin act good but actually a shitty player

>> No.33361825

>>33361355
I think it is more about him being introverted and overthinking.
He said in the beginning that he don't want to collab outside knit that he is comfortable with. But then Kobo groomed him and DbD collab happened. If he'd refuse collabs, he'd be seen as an asshole in senpai's eyes

>> No.33361843

>>33361661
Look at vespers member post

>> No.33361848
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>>33361144
I want my /m/an to win too. However, while it was hard to balance my attention toward both streams, it sounded like Vesper and Magni understood the game better than just about anyone who was playing tonight. Outside miscalculating the odd physics, they're gonna be a lot harder to beat if Axel doesn't step up. Hopefully he's learned a bit from this experience.

>> No.33361854

>>33361742
We know he is. They asked him to remove his limiter in the DBD collab and we saw what happened. Altare has a bad history with being competitive in games.

>> No.33361859

>>33361796
he’s a shitty player AND he’s fucked in the head is the thing

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>>33360225
Very Based

>> No.33361907

>>33361726
you should dig somewhat deep into archives, or check the archive on /stars/. he said in his twitter space that he will be playing humans fall flat with rio + maybe some jpstars. other tempus members joining is unsure, but possible.

>> No.33361933

>>33361843
Oh, he just posted that four minutes ago

>> No.33361950

>>33360849
/morig/ team is a huge meme but the model game on point

>> No.33361951

Guess it's time to leave. Keep the thread safe fujos, I'll be back for the next stream.

>> No.33361953

Anyone here a member / got gifted membership for all four boys?

>> No.33361968

You guys are all reading into this too much. Leader tried to win but lost. It is what it is.

>> No.33361969

>>33361907
Oh I don't use twitter, thanks for letting me know.

>> No.33362005

>>33361953
Two gifted and two bought

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>>33360630
>>33360695
>>33360836
>>33360847
>>33360926
>>33361095
>>33361206
>>33361586
ORDERS UP
>>33361514
only have redbull, sorry mate

>> No.33362041

>>33361726
>>33361907

"Holy fucking shit. There are less than 7 days left until falling flat collab with Rio-senpai and I can't wait any longer. I need to see Rio-senpai in 1080P HD 60FPS, and I need to see him NOW. Not only is he the love of my life, but I fucking need more rule 34 of him. There is nothing more fucking hot than Rio-senpai, and the new collab's airing will (If my calculations are correct) cause a massive flood of new Rio-senpai rule 34. I have harassed everyone I've found with twitter likes and replies, and I've tried to convince them to give it to me in every way I know.
That includes offering my manager's credit card (that's fucking revenge for trying to take away my Michael Jackson VOD you bitch), death threats, collab begging on 4ch, and other typically effective means.
So if anyone has any Rio-senpai fanart, please give it to me. I physically cannot wait any longer for Rio-senpai.

Please."
---- Magni Dezmond right now, probably

>> No.33362053

>>33361619
You dont really need to know japanese to know these things. Use jisho dot org and check the general meaning of each kanji in names or words. The meaning is often neat or simply descriptive.

>> No.33362083

>>33360513
they got no words, so all they throw is homobeggar without context

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>>33361953
Yes sir
Really hope Nowa's zatsu doesn't end up overlapping my oshi's live

>> No.33362139

>>33361968
True he makes alot of stupid moves but tryin to shit on axel all the time is messed up tho

>> No.33362144

Who are you guys rooting for in Group 2?

>> No.33362146

>>33362092
Wtf meanwhile I'm bound to be grey forever

>> No.33362149

>>33361036
Kamikaze doesn't translate to god's wind, it means divine wind, or wind god. It's a subtle distinction but it makes a difference.

>> No.33362170

>>33361796
Everyone there was shit, anon. There were shits, THEN whatever Altare was doing because that was obviously trying to become worse than shit, a steaming pile of dung with flies and maggots.
It was painfully obvious because of the smell.

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>>33361953

>> No.33362183

>>33362144
Kronii and Nowa

>> No.33362192

>>33361950
I hope our team can get some fun models eventually. Surely there is at least one autist from here who'd be willing, right? Might as well steal the rest of the MMD StarsJP models while we're at it.

>> No.33362198

>>33362092
Huh, a chumbud here of all places? Interesting

>> No.33362213

>>33361968
Yeah, people here are dunking on him way too seriously but it’s something pretty normal. He can’t be good at every game and has shown before that he chokes on crucial moments.

>> No.33362214

>>33362144
Vesper n zeta

>> No.33362221

>>33361968
agreed, he’s a tryhard. he chokes up really badly when he wants to show off and makes bad plays. he’s a lot better when he’s comfortable

>> No.33362272

>>33362144
Vesper, Magni, Zeta

>> No.33362277

>>33362144
Vesper and Kronii

>> No.33362279

>two general vtuber friends managed to form a legitimately more entertaining shoutcast duo than what actual fucking e-sports puts out

my knees...

>> No.33362283

>>33362083
>>33362083
They've always used homobeggars for people who begged for collabs, and now they're using it for... people who likes or accepts the stars? yeah, it lost all meaning, is another slur with no reason to exist. At least nigger is funny.

>> No.33362288

>>33362198
There have been a few chumbuds (or just a fairly vocal one) in these threads for a while.

>> No.33362302

>>33362144
Zeta, Nowa and Kronii

>> No.33362305

>>33362221
i still like him though. altare is cute even if he thinks he’s smarter than he is

>> No.33362324

>>33362144
Vesper and Magni duh

>> No.33362328

Alventure are full of parasocial faggot

>> No.33362335

>>33362144
Bae!

>> No.33362345
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https://twitter.com/yugeeyugee/status/1570790692410236930

>> No.33362366

>>33362288
Yeah, I think so. They just get bad fame because of the schizo ones

>> No.33362377

>>33362092
a chumbie that watches stars?

>> No.33362383

>>33362144
Magni. He has enough game sense during his commentary so I know he'll win.

>> No.33362395

Imagine if only Axel made it in hahaha

>> No.33362407

>>33362328
Just one?

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>>33362040
>soda
weird choice to cure my depression but I'll take it

I hope you come here more often, roberuanon. Love to see your posts.

>> No.33362425

>>33362383
this is slight copium, but i believe it

>> No.33362441

>>33362283
It is actual buzzword now

>> No.33362452

>>33362377
>>33362198
Why are you surprised? there's a fair amount of chumbuds watching /MANS/

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I wish I could make a gf from here but the last femanon i added from this thread was super SJW,defended trannies and was jewish

>> No.33362457

>>33362383
desu I think that's most people

>> No.33362458

>>33362144
I want a full /MANS/ final, so I'm hoping both boys go through game 2, and all 3 get the top at the semis

>> No.33362477

Nowa members only Zatsu tomorrow (SAT) at 4PM PST

>> No.33362501

>>33362198
Oh there's definitely an overlap. The one wolho made the 20 feet below drawing is a chumbie.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1569531878461538306

>> No.33362509

>>33362040
Thanks barman!

>> No.33362518

>>33362328
Can’t help it… he’s really cute…

>> No.33362526

>>33362040
thanks bro!

>> No.33362528

>>33362451
is she single?

>> No.33362537

>>33362144
Of course for my boys but I like kronii, I hope she makes it in too. For no drama reasons, I legit like kronii a lot.

>> No.33362553

>>33361726
Does anyone want to be a third wheel tho

>> No.33362591

>>33362149
>神風
That's literally just the kanji for wind and god
You're being overly pedantic and even a bit inaccurate with your semantics, anon
Divine wind and "wind of god" is basically the same thing, but "wind god" would be Fuujin/Fuuten, it's a specific thing in japanese mythology

>> No.33362593

Alventures
>Altare hates woman thats why he dipped early
When hes actually is more dumb than axel

>> No.33362601

>>33362537
Based kroniechad

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>>33362477
my question has been answered

>> No.33362621

>>33362537
No need to lie, sisters. I like drama too teehee

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>>33362328
you JUST noticed?

>> No.33362631

>>33362345
I really need more chupado art in my life...

>> No.33362655

>>33362452
i am surprised because majority of them keepa on shouting they would never watch homos and gura is so based for ignoring stars etc.

>> No.33362698

>>33362593
>Altare hates woman
That's a meme

>> No.33362711

>>33362518
him being dumb and menhera is a fundamental part of his cuteness is the thing…

>> No.33362714
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ALMOND LOVE!

>> No.33362731

>>33362655
Those are just schizos, anon, there's a lot of sane chumbies out there

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I have a serious Rio Minase issue.

Ok, I know this sounds like a meme but I swear it's not. For the past week or so I've been basically addicted to Rio Minase. Like I've used it to get off a solid 3-4 times this week. I consider myself 100% professional. I have my loving magnation, and I love them with all my heart too, and I know it would break their heart knowing I've been jacking off to Rio Minase and not them. I feel terrible about this and I really want to stop this.

>> No.33362751
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>>33362144
My oshi Magni

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>>33362345
>>33362631
It's been a month but I still find them way too damm adorable... Can't believe we're already getting a collab

>> No.33362802

>>33362698
Newfag-chama...

>> No.33362835
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These two are the greatest commentary pair in Hololive, I could listen to them comment on paint drying.

>> No.33362885

>be altare
>found out kronii will be joining
>oh no.jpg
>remembers the retards
>doesn't want to deal with that again
>throws
this is now my headcanon

>> No.33362890

>>33362328
i’m the parasocial faggot

>> No.33362904

>>33362144
Kronii
I want to watch the board burn again.

>> No.33362906

>>33360165
axel being psyga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKpVfQ6xuxA

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>>33362752
Still waiting for my 1 on 1 collab with these two.

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Alright we need a volunteer to be Altare's ryona toy for the next two days. You will be beat up, raped, choked and spit on or we will all feel his wrath
Whos up?

>> No.33362920

>>33362328
>parasocial
you mean suicidal

>> No.33362934

>>33362518
>>33362627
I forget to add on, thats that fanbase is shit just like ur reformed toxic gamer

>> No.33362943

>>33362593
He's dumber than Axel because he didn't even try to play. Who the fuck accepts playing in a competitive match and kill himself instead. Mori was right during DbD, it actually turned over into insulting the other contestants.
>hate women
More like hate being hated by women kek

>> No.33362954

So Mori knows about John's lore? based

>> No.33362988

>>33360225
Tremendously based.

>> No.33362990

>>33362934
Ah i see you cheat on mario kart.

>> No.33362996

one complaint I have against Vespie, and it comes from a place of love (because he's my second broshi and I'll support this man no matter what) he has to work on his mic settings,
he sounds like shit compared to Magni (who can even scream without cutting)
Vesper sounds muffled, he's not doing himself any favors and as a vtuber, worrying about how your voice sound should be a priority, the fact that he's a techie and yet he can't fix his mic is quite astonishing

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>>33362911
If no one joins them on next week's collab, we just might get it

>> No.33363047

>hates on woman
But leech on them to get subs.

>> No.33363057

>>33362144
Zeta Kronii Vesper

>> No.33363085

>>33362996
i think axel and vesper have the same problem where their mic threshold cuts when they're screaming. not sure about altare's mic, but seems to be good since he screamed in the pokemon card opening.

>> No.33363110

>dead hrs
Im going to watch that chris chan documentary untill tomorrow

>> No.33363126

>>33362591
Kami usually refers to a spirit, deity or something which has a divine quality. God's wind implies that it's the wind from a God, while divine wind means the wind has a divine quality of it's own. Which is more in line with Shintoism's animistic nature. The wind is divine on it's own.

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>> No.33363138

>>33362144
Zeta magni gramps

>> No.33363145

>>33363001
chupado date! i believe it!

>> No.33363147

>>33363085
>SHACO FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

>> No.33363151

>>33362996
Hmmmm yeah. For a tech guy, that's kinda sussy yah know?

>> No.33363153

>33363047
*cums on your eyes*

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It's chupado posting hours now

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Well that was really fun. Magni and Nowa truly added a lot to the stream and it really shows how much Magni prepared for this collab. So happy that Dingo made it in too.

Time to take my leave, keep the thread safe and I hope you guys have a good one.
Gnight bros, see you guys tomorrow for the streams.

>> No.33363238

Axel has put on his marshmallow link on the members post, post ur burning question

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>>33363158

>> No.33363257

>DST vod still in the limbo
Come on Magni...

>> No.33363256

>>33362996
Listen to his voice tweet, that's the real Nowa's voice. And yes, I do agree with your statement, he needs to configure his mic or buy a new one.

>> No.33363292

>>33363159
Bye!

>> No.33363298

Jesus christ Altare really IS Shinji

>> No.33363366

>>33362915
Nah we don't need to. He got magni for that

>> No.33363367

>>33363256
is that a good indicator of voice? aren't the streaming mics much better than phone mics?

>> No.33363371

They’re still here. Hornyposting, quick fujo!!

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>>33361907
>>33362041
>>33362911
>>33363001
6 HORAS DE FALL FLATO
CHUPADO

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>>33363145
soon...

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>> No.33363454

>>33363298
How so?

>> No.33363474

>>33363437
KEK

>> No.33363472

>>33363437
KEK

>> No.33363476

>>33362192
Watch /manstars/ win this weekend and the /vt/ stadium is ours

>> No.33363477

>>33363437
Kek that was fast

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I, the Great Magni Dezmond as a Holostars EN male talent, would never feel attraction to another man. Not even a slim, supple young lad with hyper feminine features in the most endearing sailor outfit you could possibly imagine. That doesn't seem attractive to me at all.
If you find pictures of men like this, you can just send them to me so I can ignore them.

>> No.33363506

>>33363437
Kek

>> No.33363510

>>33363437
KEK

>> No.33363528

>>33363437
MY SIDES...

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Is Axel a sub or a dom? Because I find sub Axel hot as hell

>> No.33363561

>>33363257
Youtube video editor is fucking shit

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>>33363396

>> No.33363583

Is this why some people like menhera girls

>> No.33363588

>>33363494
faker! the real magni dezmond would put great in quotations to emphasize how great he is!

>> No.33363619

>>33363257
Sorry, he's too busy having sex with me to bother uploading the vod

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>>33363494
what a cute kohai~

>> No.33363633

>>33363437
He truly is just a little guy

>> No.33363642

>>33361225
just tunned in, he's hot af wtf

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>>33363642
Glasses Ganchan is hot af

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>>33363494
It's like staring at the galaxy...

>> No.33363732

>>33363437
KEK

>> No.33363772

>>33363560
I bet he doesnt even what that is. But i love him as a dom more. Gap moe

>> No.33363801

>>33363619
rio, please give magni time to upload the vod. i didn't have a chance to watch it live...

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33363818

>>33363494
Quit baiting him, Magni. It'll be far more than seis horas if you keep it up

>> No.33363827

Its getting gay in here...

>> No.33363862

Yo, I'm a fucking retard. How do I know my question got submitted to Axel's marshmallow?

>> No.33363865
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>>33363818
I LOVE RIO SO FUCKING MUCH, HE IS SO FUCKING CUTEEE AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.33363878

>>33362144
zeta, magni and Vespie

>> No.33363901

>>33363705
Calm down Fubuki, your yume is shoing

>> No.33363925

>>33362885
same

>> No.33363932

>>33362279
>two general vtuber friends
SOVL
>actual fucking e-sports [shoutcasting]
Soulless.

>> No.33363934

>>33363827
Well it is dead hours. maybe in Vesper's Membership zatsu they'll talk about it, the thread is half Vespies after all.

>> No.33363954
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>>33363706

>> No.33363975
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>>33363827
Dead hours is the territory of fujos, and streaming hours the territory of males, that's the equilibrium of /MANS/

>> No.33363977
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>>33363494
I hope your ass is ready for next week.

>> No.33363983
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>>33363865
He is best and cutest boy indeed

>> No.33363999

Imagine Leader's reaction if all the Tempus boys get through

>> No.33364002

>>33362990
KEK

>> No.33364016

>>33363975
But... i am a Fudan...

>> No.33364038

>>33363865
>>33363983
>Alchemist's hand cloaks typed these

>> No.33364041

>>33363367
His voice is much clearer when he used iphone mic, maybe his streaming mics has some issues that keeps muffle his voice.

>> No.33364053

>>33363999
>that’s great guys! :)

>> No.33364068
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>>33364016
You're a fujo now,

>> No.33364072

>>33363437
10/10

>> No.33364075

>>33363862
I dong know how marshmallow work as well but its supposed to anonymous right

>> No.33364078
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33364078

>>33363560
a very spoiled bratty sub
>t. day 1 chadxelotl

>> No.33364087

>>33364016
YWNBAM

>> No.33364096
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33364096

>>33363865
RIO LOVE!

>> No.33364095

>>33363437
realest image on this thread

>> No.33364112

I'm from /manstars/ and I'm really proud of our pornography.
I've tried to get into porn from other threads and it just isn't the same quality.
Some worse than others, but /manstars/ porn is just amazing in technical quality, overall cinematography and general attractiveness and cleanliness of the talent.

>> No.33364119

>>33364087
Ok i keked at this one.

>> No.33364169

stupid hero needs punishment for his shameful display

>> No.33364193
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>>33364038
Yes, and?

>> No.33364217
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33364217

>>33363827
Welcome to dead hours, Yumes and Fujos are on guard duty.

>> No.33364227

>>33362934
Hello fatty, how shamefur of you to cheat on Mario Kart. Also try not to trip over your piss bottles. I can smell the stench permeates through your post.

>> No.33364244

Ok dirty fujos, I'm going to sleep, see you tomorrow

t. a really tired but happy incel-kun

>> No.33364277

>>33363827
As it should be.

>> No.33364347

>>33364227
So is every Altare schizo going to be a Fat Cheater from now on? as the Ants took that place for Magni's?

>> No.33364353
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>> No.33364373

>>33364193
Shows that he's magging his dick so hard right now he couldn't even type with his actual hands

>> No.33364397

>>33364244
enjoy your sleep, comrade

>> No.33364410

>>33363238
Fuck, I don't even know what to ask... I could only recommend him to play GTA or Fallout games where he can shoot people and be dumb, but that's a recommendation, not a question.

>> No.33364424
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>> No.33364461

>>33364410
Just say "Would you consider streaming _?" and then it's a question.

>> No.33364468

I find it pretty cute that incel-kuns are so tsundere for fujos.

>> No.33364469
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>>33363437
what are they looking at, /MANS/?

>> No.33364487

صباح الخير مانز كيف حالكم ؟ ببدأ اتكلم بالعربي على اساس ادوخ الاجانب

>> No.33364490
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>>33364244
sleep well incel-kun

>> No.33364527

>>33363437
KINO

>> No.33364533

>>33364244
b-baka, it's not like we're staying up late posting to keep our sweet /MANS/ home safe or anything! I totally don't hope you'll have sweet dreams!

>> No.33364616

>>33364410
Someone has recommended him to play gtav, n he said that he want to play gta online to do some heist with the boys one day

>> No.33364624

>>33364169
Wanna open his bowels, anon? I got milk and kimchi.

>> No.33364695

>>33364624
>Full of Milchi

>> No.33364727
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>>33364469

>> No.33364754
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>>33363238
shit im gonna have to think for once

>> No.33364759 [SPOILER] 
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>>33364469

>> No.33364764

I've done my archive reps: Can someone give me timestamp for Axel talking about Nodoka don't minding the attention she's getting?

>> No.33364777

>>33363238
I will try to ask him if he is interested playing any DMC game. hopefully he can read it and give an opiniong about it.

>> No.33364784

Damn axel's doing a qna. So glad i got that gifted membership

>> No.33364850

>>33362144
>all those responses putting Kronii over Bae
Fuck you guys

>> No.33364859

Anyone else kinda hoping Magni gets knocked out in group 2 just so we can get him casting the finals?

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>>33364469

>> No.33364889
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>>33364469

>> No.33364930

>>33363134
LEADER IS DEAD

>> No.33364943

/mans/ bros, some of you are out there replying to bait. please ignore them and let them seethe in their own pile of shit

>> No.33364963
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This is so cute aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
https://twitter.com/Nagi_Nyaaa/status/1571002712019599360

>> No.33364989
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>> No.33365001

>>33364963
that moment was fucking hilarious, the sweet revenge

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>>33364469

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>>33364469
dumb useless hero

>> No.33365052

>>33363437
MAGNI'S TONGUE IS NOT PINK

>> No.33365076

>>33364989
>>33364469
I'm dumb

>> No.33365093

>>33364244
sleep well incel-kun! im happy you got your fun today

>> No.33365094
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33365094

what’s wrong with him?

>> No.33365121

>>33365001
timestamp for it? i slept through most of the stream

>> No.33365123

>>33365003
>POV: Nowa and Magni after the collab because they roasted Leader and now he's caught them

>> No.33365128

>>33365094
مشكلته اني احبه وايد

>> No.33365146

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

'No!' says the man not in Membership, 'It belongs to the poor.'

'No!' says the man in the Cowkini, 'It belongs to Mag.'

'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.'

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible.
I chose... /MANS/, a city where the drawfags would not fear the censor,
Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality,
Where the great would not be constrained by the small!

And with the sweat of your brow, /MANS/ can become your city as well.

>> No.33365152

>>33365094
At this point it's easier to ask what isn't.
Not much.

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>>33363238
i dont understand nihongo, did my question went through?

>> No.33365194
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33365194

So, how was the collab?

>> No.33365195

>>33364850
Bae is not sexy

>> No.33365200

>>33365173
يب وصلت له !

>> No.33365253

>>33365094
he's wrong for not suffocating me to death in a sexual way to end my misery

>> No.33365281

>>33365194
The commentary was great. The gameplay on ame's stream was just ok

>> No.33365310

>>33365253
That's messed up of him

>> No.33365311

>>33365173
Just use the translate function anon

>> No.33365329
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>>33365146
Ok guys, looks like we found a new ritualpost

>> No.33365334

>>33365281
And the thread? Was it in complete chaos?

>> No.33365341

>>33365121
starts here https://youtu.be/25mgr5CZGaM?t=1316

>> No.33365343

>>33365094
He is a DISSAPOINTMENT.
I can't believe that he trained for 6 hours daily and hired Worms pro for 500$/h and still lost.
I couldn't live with myself if I were him

>> No.33365350

Is fujo-chan still in the basement?

>> No.33365369

>>33365173
>メッセージを送りました
Yes

>> No.33365397

>>33365194
Pretty kino especially on commentator's POV.
No yabs no drama, not extremely fun but entertaining enough with Mag and Nowa's commentary.

>> No.33365407

>>33365334
Was super fun. Dude just go check it

>> No.33365436

>>33362144
Zeta, Bae and Kronii.
I want Vesper and Magni to lose so they commentate again.

>> No.33365443

>>33365194
Altere was doing 200IQ ideas with 20IQ execution
CALLAIOPIE "THE COWARD" MORIWINSLOL
Reine is not a misandrist dyke
Ame played the most and it shows
Axel used vechicle meta to the fullest
Magni and Vesper were great comentators

>> No.33365514
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33365514

StarsJP showing off their new idol outfits in 3D, thought we'd have to wait until the live to see them.

>> No.33365522

>>33364850
Bae is annoying and not in a good way. The sooner she's gone the better

>> No.33365537

>>33365397
>>33365407
>>33365443
Alright, should I watch the commentary and gameplay at the same time?

>> No.33365557

>>33365514
Uproar doko?

>> No.33365559

>>33364727
im sure we'll see this in the catalog
>>33364759
HOT
>>33364862
theres TWO of them?!
>>33364889
LOOK AT IT
>>33364989
GIWTWM
>>33365002
h-he tried his best...
>>33365003
HE'S HUGE

>> No.33365650

>>33365194
commentator kino

>> No.33365663
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>>33364963
This is why you always use the bat

>> No.33365685

>>33365514
oh these are way cooler than the last ones.

>> No.33365689

>>33365537
You can just watch Commentary POV with gameplay audio in the background, or vice versa, just make sure to sync them.

>> No.33365699

I have viewed various pieces of hardcore gay pornographic material, yet none of them have been as gay as this fucking thread.
(You) have taken something normal and respectable, and have magged all over it with your faggy, “fujo/fudanspeak” garbage.
This is making me want Altare to gouge my eyes out.
I have also purchased 500 gallons of copium in order to disintegrate me and everything I own because of this thread.
I am willing to spend my life savings on akasupas and membership for Tempus and (You) are all not allowed anywhere near /MANS/ except for me. Fuck me please Tempus boys

>> No.33365765
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>>33365650
>>33365689
>Commentary with Gameplay muted

Got it. Did my boy make it?

>> No.33365773

>>33365514
They look so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.33365795

>>33365699
I ain't reading all that. I am happy for you though or sorry that happened.

>> No.33365818

>>33361612
Today(Saturday) 4pm pacific

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>>33365146
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

'No!' says the man not in Membership, 'It belongs to the poor.'

'No!' says the man in the Cowkini, 'It belongs to Mag.'

'No!' says the man in holopro, 'It belongs to everyone.'

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible.
I chose... /MANS/, a city where the drawfags would not fear the censor,
Where the fujos would not be bound by petty morality,
Where the true holofan would not be constrained by the shitposters and schizos!

And with the sweat of your brow, /MANS/ can become your city as well.

>> No.33365820
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>>33365194
Leader jobbing, dingo winning, mori using coward strat and winning, Ame putting up a good fight, Reine doing her best.
Commentary was pure kino and was probably the best part of the collab. Pretty solid overall.

>> No.33365834

>>33365765
no spoilers!

>> No.33365902

>>33365820
>dingo winning

>>33365834
Sorry, I been spoiled.

>> No.33365904

>>33365559
all me

>> No.33365934

>>33365514
Nice! I hope these will become the new standard idol outfits for all the Stars. They look so much cooler.

>> No.33365940

>>33365146
>>33365819
What is this referencing to?

>> No.33365962

>>33365940
Bioshock

>> No.33365980

>>33365514
these are cool, i hope someone streams the live again...

>> No.33365984

>>33365940
Andrew Ryan from Bioshock

>> No.33366008
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>>33364850
I like em both but I like Kronii more.

>> No.33366063
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Magni was brutal on the commentary...Almond is finished.

>> No.33366097

Distance really does make the heart fonder. I miss Axel so fucking much it hurts

>> No.33366111

>>33366063
You ok anon? Do you want me to post one of my Almond copypastas?

>> No.33366136

>>33365557
No 3D... and even when they do get it, stars fans and even the talents are unsure if they'd be in the same live.

>> No.33366140
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How is he this hot

>> No.33366150

>>33366063
He did it on purpose to receive correction.

>> No.33366170

>everyone saying Altare threw
Well did he?

>> No.33366179

>>33366063
you remember how altare let magni win in a way out? he totally knew altare would do this again and called it right away

>> No.33366231

>>33365514
UOHHHH GOD RIKKA LOOKS SO GOOD ToT i love this ojiisan so much

>> No.33366239
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>>33360079
Amen

>> No.33366253
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33366253

H-huh?

>> No.33366263

>>33366170
it was, as altare would say, a skill issue

>> No.33366279

>>33366063
Vesper calling out the boring turtle strat is also just as brutal too

>> No.33366284
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>>33366111
No, it's fine. Leader is probably giving Magni correction for being a brat

>> No.33366329

>>33366253
AYO??

>> No.33366369

>>33366170
It seems so.

>> No.33366406

>>33366279
I think the turtlers knew what they did was cowardly. Playing a map with a roof was a mistake.

>> No.33366408

>>33366253
A squid emoji?

>> No.33366411

>>33366279
The turtle strat is pretty boring from a viewer perspective, but there are legitimately so many fucking explosives and terrain destroying weapons in Worms that -- unless you're being completely ignored -- turtling is not an effective way to win the game. It's just a good way to "not lose"

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>>33366253

>> No.33366413
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>>33366279
bratty ojisan....NEEDS CORRECTION!

>> No.33366428

>>33366253
same

>> No.33366463
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>>33366253
what does this mean?

>> No.33366468

Anontachi, i dont have any idea what to ask axel

>> No.33366469

>>33366408
she bought Splatoon 3, she tweeted earlier about trying to get people to convince her to buy it

>> No.33366471

"Ahhh Dezmond the Alchemist, I see you have fallen right into my trap!"
Dezzy gets tied up on a wall, and leather wraps around his body tighter than an a boa constricter.
Demongodking walks over slowly, his cock pressed hard against his pants. "Dezzy Wezzy, my plan this time, is too punish you for foiling all my other plans."
Dezzy shivers and shakes as Demongodking pulls out a bullwhip and walks up to Dezzy.
"Get ready, Dezzy. It's time for you to become a true secret agent...mag..."
Demongodking hits him with the whip.
Dezzy moans and his teeth chatter. Demongodking cums immediately,
Dezzy notices and starts to jerk off his little Alchemist dick.

>> No.33366479

>Finally the result of missionary
https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1571024830803378178
T-THE WHAT NOW?!

>> No.33366551

>altare now hated by magni vesper and axel
tempus… is over…

>> No.33366594
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>>33366253
Ayo?

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33366593

>>33366253
what?

>> No.33366608

>>33366593
>>33366479
Finally, the missionary work has paid off.

>> No.33366619

>>33366411
The problem is that the top 3 advance, so playing not to lose is a viable strategy. They should change the rules up in group 2.

>> No.33366620
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33366620

>>33366551
Leader........

>> No.33366672

>>33366468
Ask him if large-breasted oneesans with short hair are his type.

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33366702

>>33366468
me neither

>> No.33366708

>>33366253
>>33366329
>>33366463
>>33366593
Nothing deep. A-chan convinced Nodoka to joined the bandwagon and buy splatoon 3 just like every other jap existing right now.

>> No.33366778

>>33366620
he lost another group of friends……

>> No.33366813
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33366813

>>33366778
IT KEEPS HAPPENING! SOMEONE SAVE HIM!!

>> No.33366843

>>33366468
Ask him about his type, so that we can finally put an end to Zeta vs Nodoka. Whoever fits his type the most wins.

>> No.33366862
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33366862

UUUUUUUUUU

Grandpa is playing next week.

>> No.33366867

>>33366813
Don't worry. I am saving / will continue to save Altare.

>> No.33366889

J*U, how was the collab?

>> No.33366918
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>>33366813
it always ends up like this

>> No.33366940

>>33366889
I'm not one to shit on people asking to be spoonfed or say shit like, "do your reps." But dude legitimately just scroll up

>> No.33366962

>>33366889
gameplay was meh, commentary was great. watch magni/vesper vod

>> No.33366966
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33366966

>>33366867
based cultist

>> No.33367022

>>33366867
how do we save altare… how do we protect him from himself

>> No.33367029

Told my parents about my Tempus oshi and their response was everything I'd hoped it wouldn't be.

So my mom could tell something was going on, and she wouldn't leave me alone about it.
Finally, she said that if I told her whatever it was, she would say "Ok," leave the room, and never bring it up again.
I should have known better, but I told her about Regis Altare.

It took her a day to tell my dad about it. When he heard about it, he immediately said he was going to call the mental hospital.
I started trying to explain more about it to him, but I'm not very good at explaining things.
Nevertheless, he said he wasn't going to call the mental hospital once he heard that I know he isn't real.

He did make me say "It's impossible to be in love with a Holostars vtuber," and he took away my electronics once he knew about the /manstars/ community.
He said I can't be "talking to people who think this is okay."
He and my mom agreed to make me sign up for at least three activities around town so that "I could associate with people my age;"
they believe that's going to“help me so I won't have to use this made-up boyfriend anymore.”

I still have my school tablet and 4chan isn't blocked on it, so that's how I'm able to post this.
They do have my phone, but I have private browsing mode on and they have no reason to randomly check my Safari history. I barely even use the browser.

My mom is also now going along with me to my therapy sessions, so if I mention Regis Altare there I'll have to hear what she has to say about it.

Im moving out in about eight months.
Times will be tough until then, I guess.

>> No.33367059
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>>33367029

>> No.33367125

>>33367029
Based stars schizo

>> No.33367138

>>33367022
We can't. Leader is ironically his own worst enemy.

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>>33367029
this aint real

>> No.33367179

>>33365514
Miyabi is so cute...

>> No.33367180

>>33367029
hehe

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>>33367179

>> No.33367214 [SPOILER] 
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>>33366862
Aww Vespling dont you know it not safe for your kind around this parts.Now get in the van i have candy heheheHeHEHEHE

>> No.33367303

>>33367029
average cultare experience

>> No.33367311

I NEED Regis Altare naked dogeza

>> No.33367314
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>>33367029
anon...what the heck...

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>>33367214
Still can't believe it.

>> No.33367361

Catching up Worms tournament. Don't know what I expected, but it was honestly just boring, only being salvaged by Magni and Vesper. That's why Armageddon had limit on blowtorches, teleporters and other utilities. Force them to use grenades and shotguns, fucking gimmicks ruin the game. They just need to git gud and play properly.

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>>33367029

>> No.33367400
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>>33366918
Ok princess you lost. Now stop crying

>> No.33367396

>>33367029
Your parents are doing right by you. By making Regis your oshi you're like one of those sick women who sent love letters to Ted Bundy.

>> No.33367428

>>33367361
maybe because I had 0 hope on this shit but I ended up having a good time, it wasn't as bad as I expected, but yeah, Magni and Vesper's commentary carried it

>> No.33367447

>>33367029
i wrote this btw

>> No.33367453

>>33365819
I love this is every inch of my cock, which isn't not a lot but it's mine

>> No.33367514

>>33367200
I just wanna pinch those cheeks AHHHHHHH DAISENPAI ToT

>> No.33367524

>>33367453
Thank you! I feel flattered though I don't care about your cock that much dear incel-kun (pastamaker anon)

>> No.33367554

>>33367029
You should invite your parents to a 3am walk in the suburbs

>> No.33367565

>>33367361
>>33367428
what are the chances they'll change the rules for the next tourney? it might help make the game more interesting to watch

>> No.33367581

>>33367361
I must be in the minority, because I really enjoyed it

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>Its the end of a long week at work and you feel the crushing weight of life
>Only the Worms collab has buoyed you through all the crap, the allure of kino content your guiding light in these dark times
>The matches are unpredictable and your bros bring the S tier commentary, giving you a cramp as your sides shake from all the laughter
>Your woes momentarily forgotten, you think that life may not be so bad when there are moments like these to look forward to
>Feeling energized and inspired by your boys, you decide to do something constructive for once and go take a walk
>Its past midnight so you should have no trouble avoiding any contact with other humans, who would surely ruin your current bliss
>You set out at a brisk pace into cold dark night, with only the chirping of crickets to keep you company
>Things are going well, as you replay the events of the past couple of hours to help forget the week you've been through
>As you reach the edge of the neighborhood however, you notice that the crickets have gotten quieter. In their place you faintly hear something else...rustling? Murmuring?
>You scan your surroundings quickly, uneasy about the change in atmosphere. Where the stillness and quiet of night once offered you a measure of peace, they feel suddenly oppressive, leaving you keenly aware of how isolated you are
>A knot begins to form in your stomach, gnawing away at your nerves. Fleeting dreams of self-improvement have disappeared, replaced by an overwhelming desire to return to the safety of your room
>You turn back to retrace your steps, but as you begin to make your way back you suddenly hear the crunch of fallen leaves having pressured applied to them. You whip around towards the direction of the noise, but see nothing...no, worse then nothing. Its as if the outside world was painted in pitch black, a yawning void that threatened to swallow you whole
>A feeling that can only be described as pure fear shoots up your spine and jolts your limbs into action. Turning away from the suffocating darkness, you break into a sprint . The comforting experience of the past few hours melts away as your thoughts all focus on one objective now - retreat
>Feet pound the pavement, each step sounding like a gunshot in the night as you notice that all crickets have stopped chirping. Before you can fully comprehend this extra ordinary behavior, you begin to notice another sound joining the firing gallery of your movement
>You strain your hearing to try to determine the nature of this noise, even as you race back down the street. Its too faint to make out at first, but it gradually begins to get louder - footsteps that turn your frantic solo into a perfectly matching duet
>Your back prickles as you realize your are being chased, prey that dared to foolishly enter the predator's domain. As fear turns to terror, you strain your legs and push yourself to go faster
>The dark void you had experienced earlier beings to encroach on the edges of your vision, narrowing your focus on the path ahead of you and the quickly fading promise of safety. The steps behind you get louder, and you can almost feel tangible dread clawing at your back
> Five streets away from home. Four. Three. At this point the sound behind you feels like it is right on top of you, and shivers run down your back as you can swear you feel your pursuer breathing down your neck
>Two streets away. You're almost there. A seed of hope begins to sprout in your mind - if you can only make it to your door, you can put a barrier between you and your unknown foe. This should buy you enough time to get to your gun cabinet and arm yourself for confrontation. But will it be enough to combat the overwhelming presence you feel pushing against the back of your mind?
>One street away. Your lungs are screaming for air, you legs feel like leaden weights. But you're almost there. Just a little bit farther. You put all your remaining energy into a final spurt for these last few hundreds of feet. As you push yourself to your absolute limit, the sounds behind you start to grow fainter. Could this be it?
>You reach your block, the sound of your heart pounding rivaling the rhythm of your steps at this point. A sound, you realize, that is now the only one accompanying you towards your home at the end of the block. For a fleeting moment, the thought of looking behind you enters your mind, but your overwhelming desire to reach safety squashes that desire. But that fleeting moment of hesitation is enough to distract you from the path before you - your foot catches on the slightly extended lip of a concrete block and you are sent tumbling to the ground
(contd)

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>>33367514
I know how it feels anon. Must protecc.

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>>33367584
>Out of breath and physically drained, your limbs scream in pain as your primal instinct of survival pushes you to spring yourself towards the door of your house, so tantalizingly close now. Even as you do so, you chance a look back down the path you had so innocently set out upon what seems like a lifetime ago, expecting to see whatever malevolent form that had been chasing you coming for you
>But there is nothing. No dark void, no approaching figure - just the dimly lit street that you are so intimately familiar with from years of living here. A sight that feels at once all too comforting and alien at the same time, a peace totally at dissonance with the suffocating atmosphere that had been enveloping you up until now
>In a daze from this sudden change of tension, you turn towards your door, but before you fully complete it you run into something in your path. Its like ramming a wall - you fall backwards from your run in with this sudden obstacle
>As you shake your head to clear the dizziness, you strain your eyes to see what is blocking the path to your door. In the dark you can barely make out the silhouette of another human being, a man of shorter stature. Before you can make out any details, a sudden wave of dread rushes through your body as the malice emanating from them hits you like a truck. Their presence suddenly grows around you, threatening to drown your consciousness
>The beginnings of a yelp are swiftly cut off as the figure lungs forward and grabs you by the throat. You can only claw at their arm, desperate to extricate yourself from what is surely the source of terror that has been hounding you in this night from hell. But the toll your escape has taken on your body hits you, fatigue threatening to knock you out before your assailant does
>As your strength fades and vision grows dimmer, your foe gets closer, granting you a fleeting look at them as they enter the edge of the dim street light. A flash of blue, two pinpoints for red that blossom and fill your entire vision
>You feel your life draining away. In your final moments of consciousness you hear your assailant mutter something. You can barely make out what they say through the sound of blood pounding in your ears. But the sentence itself is incomprehensible to you, totally at odds with your situation. Yet they serve as your sending off, the parting words as you enter the dark beyond:

I fucking hate geometry

>> No.33367646

>>33367565
4v4 / no roofed stages would go a long way, I have no idea how customizable the game is otherwise.

>> No.33367661

>>33367584
>>33367637
so what about worms like

>> No.33367684

>>33367581
me too anon, it's an enjoyable experience

>> No.33367697

>>33367584
>>33367637
So much copy pastas...

>> No.33367700

>>33367361
Fucking autismo nobody watches this shit for the gameplay it's for the flirting and bantz.

>> No.33367749

>>33367584
>>33367637
Actually so well written and frickin hot. Just imagining him preying on me makes me feel horny. I hope he slits my throat.
Also kek my sides

>> No.33367751

>>33367565
I wouldn't bet on it, since most of the players are really casual, not bothering to learn the game.

>>33367581
It's fine, but the game can be much, much more entertaining, if players would go for trickshot attempts, cheeky 'nades, etc. They didn't even touch on game's weapon arsenal - we haven't even seen a dynamite. As it is right now, it's 5 Hungryboxes timing each other out.

>> No.33367750

>>33367637
>>33367584


Trying out for some "Fifty-Shades" fanfic?

Might as well Ship Kroni x Altare since it's all but sure at this point

>> No.33367783

>>33367581
You are not alone there brother,i enjoyed it as well.The turtle strats did annoy me a little.But i think the boys and girls coming together to play in this tourney is a beautiful thing especially for girls like ame and kronii which really are more bros than girly girls they wanna bants but have to hold back alot because if not schizos will think they are "bitchy".I believe in true unity

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Where can I buy this spoon?

>> No.33367813

>>33367783
extremely based unitybro

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>>33367700
>flirting and bantz
i just wanted to watch Nowa and Magni do sports commentary on worms....

>> No.33367849

>>33366136
The separation is kind of dumb ngl, it's enough that Uproar got the Stars debuff but they can't even participate in events? Management confuses me sometimes

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POV: Magni Dezmond takes (You) on a date to Pizza Hut

>Hah uhm- You look absolutely stunning tonight - I just thought I'd let you know that haha... so uh- what do you like to do- in your free time? Yeah I'm actually a- I'm actually an alchemist,
>I've been making this potion- it's called Copium an-and a- and it's gotten a pretty - big following on the internet... uh- so basically in this substance you inhale as - a drug who - it's-it's a hybrid term of a drug called opium and cope so wha- cope, it-it's a direct use of the verb of twitch streamers, it's a term you would use in gaming, a-anyways, it's been kind of popularized as this term for - y'know a gamer's chat tells him "cope, cope!" and uhm, hehe, so uh - you have your coping and you have to enhale any op- you have to enhale- hah... ah- like, anything - any meds-- *mumbling sounds* uhm... haha..- haha- I-I think our guy is coming...
>"What's up guys welcome to pizza hut you guys ready to order?"
>I'll take uhh, I'll take the breadsticks.
>"Alright breadsticks anything else? What do you want beautiful? You don't want anything? That's fine."
>She'll uh- she'll share the breadsticks with me-
>"Alright man i'll be back in a moment thank very much!"
>Thank you- Really don't want anything? That's fine. I'll let you share your breadsticks with me- excuse me, I'll let you take some of my breadsticks haha... *tongue clack*
>I just wanna say um... *inhale* you look absolutely stuning tonight.
>Your eyes they're so- they're so beautiful...
I... I think I love you...

>> No.33367919

>>33367029
Tldr

>> No.33367939

>>33367919
*cums in you*

>> No.33367943

I want to beat Leader-kun until he learns his lesson and stops being a useless hero.

>> No.33367947

>>33367849
Uproar being a spin-off branch for StarsJP instead of just being gen4 never really made sense to me.

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>>33366140
Magni's back... EROI ToT

>> No.33367984

>>33367896
There's something weirdly romantic about a socially awkward tsundere taking you out on a date to fucking Pizza Hut

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>>33367896

>> No.33368032
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>>33367943
LEADER NEED CORRECTION FOR BEING USELESS

>> No.33368047

>>33367963
I swear to God, barring that weird purple halo on his face, Magni has one of the best designs I've ever seen for a vtuber. It's so fucking detailed and intricate

>> No.33368069
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>axel and magni membership streams coming up this weekend
>altare already did a cello membership stream
>nothing from vesper yet
has nowa mentioned what he would like to do for membership streams?

>> No.33368079

Uuuuhhhhhhh....

https://twitter.com/infinity_king/status/1570854539464708097

>> No.33368085

>>33367947
They're experimenting with Johnny's Production style where they're both groups under the same branch but have different branding.
Helps them try out different styles of content and preserves the 9 og stars' image I guess.

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>>33367029

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>>33367896
this is weirdly endearing... dumb cocky alchemist who gets flustered with you 1-on-1 ToT

>> No.33368124

I think this thread is dying soon, should we bake a new one before that?

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>>33367365
>Laughing Astel
>The sound isn't Astel laughing

>> No.33368158

>>33368124
dew it please since I don't know how. add the new ritual post too.

>> No.33368162

>>33367947
As astel said, stars is being handled like johnny’s idols where new members are introduced in their own units instead of being added to an existing one. It’s also pretty similar to how most idol anime/games nowadays introduce new characters in their own groups (like muse, aqours, the nijigasaki girls, liela, etc from love live)

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>Golf It
>Drawing
>DBD
>Valorant
>Boomer vs Zoomer
>Phogs
>Worms
What other collabs are you looking forward to? They've all been fantastic. It's not cringe like NijiEN since they can act professional while having fun and not act like a bunch of high schoolers.

>> No.33368202

>>33368079
KEK

>> No.33368218

>>33368158
I don't know either, that's why I said "we"...

>> No.33368244

>>33368069
He just posted 1h ago that he'll do one tomorrow at 4PM PST and also how he'll do them on Saturdays + during different timeslots so that everyone will have a chance to watch them live once in a while.

>> No.33368270

>>33368178
gang beasts, ludo, mario party (rip north elysium internet),

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>> No.33368305

>>33368085
>>33368162
Huh, that's kind of interesting I guess. I wonder if StarsEN will have something similar in the long run where they'll have they're own spin-off branch.

>> No.33368318

>>33368288
Holy visual designer autist I kneel (pastamaker)

>> No.33368338

>>33368288
This is perfect, let me make the first new ritualpost if you don't mind, I added a new things

>> No.33368377

>>33368338
few things*
Holy shit why I'm so ESL

>> No.33368391

>>33368288
Holy fuck, that's good

>> No.33368411
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new bread already in the oven, almost ready

>> No.33368414

>>33368338
Bruh the ritual post is already 10 items long, how much longer does it have to be

>> No.33368439

>>33368178
I want Tempus vs HoloEN L4D2 Versus

>> No.33368444

>>33368414
Don't worry, not much, trust me, there's a few changes and I added a few things.

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>>33368411
Thanks for baking the bread, anon

>> No.33368462

>>33368411
I thought bread is made AFTER the previous one dies.

>> No.33368475

>>33368305
Uproar is not a spinoff branch but a spinoff group. Both are under the holostars jp branch but holostars (as in the first nine) and uproar are considered separate groups
Yes it doesn’t make sense at first glance. I blame management for not being clear about it from the start

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>>33368288

>> No.33368486

>>33368411
Thanks Axel :)

>> No.33368501

>>33368439
But anon, Tempus are HoloEN too...

>> No.33368509

>>33368462
i wait till this bread gets stale (page 11) and bump it out with the new one

>> No.33368518

>>33368444
Looking forward to seeing your additions. It's actually my first time making pasta so I don't know shit.
(yes those longass ones were mostly mine)

>> No.33368520

>>33368162
Oh, so they're basically like a "new" Stars while the original Stars get to keep their brand. Still kind of sad to see them isolated in their own circle (especially since they're all great guys) but that's understandable in the long run. It'd still be nice to see big events involving Stars, Uproar, and Stars EN someday.

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>>33367896
Cute greentext but I will never become a yume for my favorite whore

>> No.33368543

>>33368270
>mario party
only if Mori don't participate
I don't want any tempus member to graduate so early

>> No.33368544

>>33368509
good

let's not change this method of bread-making please.

>> No.33368554

>>33367361
Im with you on this, hated how things developed from the midgame onwards. The commentary was top notch though.

>> No.33368804

Just woke up. How were the threads?

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