/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>ywn get to be on top of nowa's wizard tower and see the stars with him while in a romantic non-sexual relationship
why live..

>>33323888
Hello Roberu

>>33324144
>>33324242
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>33324572
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>33323581
>>33323786
>>33324001

I NEED TO CUM ON UNCLE NOWA’S HAIR

What did they mean by this?

>>33324611
>>33324642
>TWO (2) commandments posts
>neither is a soundpost

>>33324703
>Woah there champ, sorry I didn't swallow it all, but try to keep it in my mouth, yeah?

>>33324722
gomen

>>33324712
>altare liked it
makes sense, he sees big pikachu and goes :)
>magni liked it
gay

>>33324572
The TRUE 5th Member of Tempus

Did anyone save the twitter spaces from Magni and Altare? I was sleeping and I missed both.

>>33324712
Finally the fujobait we sisters deserve

>>33324910
Altare's still up, you can listen to it without logging it

>>33324910
Altare’s is still on twitter. Previous thread had link to Magni’s

It is weird… Everyone is either slow or off-topic during Nowa stream? Normally ( and sadly) it only happens with Axel or Altare stream. What’s the deal?

>>33324988
Sorry anon, i started going to the gym again and YouTube closes when the phone screen is turned off

>>33324712
This basically

DO NOT LET ANY OF THIS DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT ARABIAN ROYALS WATCH THE GREAT MAGNI DEZMOND OF HOLOSTARS ENGLISH

>>33324988
Nowa talks to the chat, so I'm in the chat

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1570850521812172800
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1570850521812172800
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1570850521812172800

>>33324910
leader still has it up (it expires in 30 days)
here's magni's https://voca.ro/1e5Zwayj6yyr

Just caught up on my Axel vods whew I'm sad I had to miss out on the Apex and last Zelda vod but glad I'm caught up, worms tonight huh? I hope its fun

>>33324988
The game doesn't give too much to talk about here besides, its a fast-action game where by the time you reply to someone, ojisan has already gone off and won the fight. Besides, I'm about to commence old man hornyposting because I have him on the other screen and I need to vent my sexual frustrations on this old man.

>>33324988
Personally I'm not keeping up with all the streams anymore so I don't get burn out, I don't know if this is

>>33325036
Don't let it distract you from the fact that if this was some poor fucker he'd be beheaded.

>>33325042
Didn't know he has a toy like that

>>33325029
you should abuse ARS youtube premium, it's like 77 cents a month

>>33325042
What?

>>33325198
For what crime?

>>33325036
Someone mentioned something about him being in charge of media. He might have been checking to see if Altare should be banned

I just realized the yen/USD ratio is even higher than last month.
1 USD is worth 142¥ right now.

>>33325328
For being the big gay

>>33325328
Homosexuality is a huge no no in saudi arabia. They get beheaded for it.

>>33325042
AYO KURAGE LETS FUCKING GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok7UX3utzvI

>>33325042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pskoRCJytR8
is this what axel meant by something no one has done in holopro before

فَسُبْحَانَ اللَّهِ حِينَ تُمْسُونَ وَحِينَ تُصْبِحُونَ وَلَهُ الْحَمْدُ فِي السَّمَاوَاتِ وَالْأَرْضِ وَعَشِيًّا وَحِينَ تُظْهِرُونَ يُخْرِجُ الْحَيَّ مِنَ الْمَيِّتِ وَيُخْرِجُ الْمَيِّتَ مِنَ الْحَيِّ وَيُحْيِي الْأَرْضَ بَعْدَ مَوْتِهَا ۚ وَكَذَٰلِكَ تُخْرَجُونَ

>>33325363
I get the first guy, but the prince himself after that? Who knows

قُل لَّوْ كَانَ ٱلْبَحْرُ مِدَادًۭا لِّكَلِمَتِ رَبِّى لَنَفِدَ ٱلْبَحْرُ قَبْلَ أَن تَنفَدَ كَلِمَتُ رَبِّى وَلَوْ جِئْنَا بِمِثْلِهِۦ مَدَدًۭا

>>33325366
What the fuck is happening to the economy?!

>>33325401
There is nothing homosexual about Magni. I wouldn’t be here watching him otherwise.

https://twitter.com/Kukie_nyan

>>33324988
i'm mainly in Nowa's chat talking and hoping he notices me again and gives me my daily crumb of dopamine.

>>33325476
>>33325527
شكرا لمباركة هذا الموضوع. الله أكبر.

>>33325551
I think you're on denial.

>>33324988
Game isn't really exciting to talk about plus most anons are in chat because Nowa talks to chat, I want that slight chance of dopamine from Nowa responding to my comment

>>33325476
>>33325527
Subhanallah. The holy Quran is so powerful and poetic.

>>33325366
Is the dollar rising or is Yen just plummeting? I wish we had one stable currency that no country uses and never changes in value, to compare everything else to, i can never tell by comparing it with other countries.

>>33325628
STFU fujo

>>33325642
The yen is plummeting.

>>33325533
>>33325642
I can buy a MG 2.0 Zeta Gundam for $29.99, or a PG Zeta Gundam for $120...that's crazy, nigga. I might not even need to buy when I go to a convention later this year.

>>33325642
>I wish we had one stable currency that no country uses and never changes in value
Is called GOLD, or you can use big macs

>>33325047
Thanks /MANS/, now I don't have to miss out on my boys spaces.

>>33325042
FUCK YEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
i hope management doesnt force him to break the rules concerning the author's stated rules. he's ... "dead" but i really hope that dingo isnt forced to put down actual info.

>>33325676
>Meds.

/MANS/ - Business and Finance

>>33325042
The tweet is gone for me. What did dingo say?

>>33325756
Well yes, this is a manly thread after all. We discuss cool things like videogames, weight lifting, finances, and Yagoo.

>>33325804
Song teaser
>>33325437

>>33325686
Get yourself Gouf custom or Ez8 and paint it in Axel colours
>>33325756
/MANS/ can be anything you want

Friendly reminder that, in the Worms collab, we have the duty to defend Ame from shitposters and larpers because she's a sweet and good girl, and should be treated as one.

>>33325874
Doesn't seem like it's actually the next cover though
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1570854217484742659

>>33325907
I actually picked up the custom at the last convention I was at, if I actually had a good set-up I'd use some of my lacquers to paint it.

To those that are still on the fence about memberships, just do it. Just get it once and get a good feel if it's worth the price for you.

Sorry poorfags, get a job already.

>>33325910
I will support her because she has done nothing wrong, but I WILL kek if Altare somehow manages to rile up the board again by talking to her.

>>33325934
But he deleted that clip. Forced cover-up from management?

>>33325910
Or you can start fucking off and write this on the Ame general. You have nothing tp fear from us go tell this shit to the unicucks retards who will do their best to break containment.

>>33325910
No way, Ame is a series gross fujo!

>>33326062
I doubt management is awake at 4am

>>33326059
Why even pay for it. Jessie ara ara trizzy dave all give hundreds of memberships daily.

>>33325934
rip

Okay drawfags hear me out i need a edit of this with the boys
https://youtu.be/JVAFyKXf6Nk

>>33326106
Bless them. I haven't gotten one myself but i appreciate their gifts

Stars fujo from the previous thread, I've edited about 25 copypastas is this enough?

>>33324910
>>33325047
This is Altare's space if anyone wanted it.
https://gofile.io/d/xMzoRi

>>33326129
Who would be in girls place? Or you want pre debut boys vs current boys?

>>33326153
Pump those for another 10, anon. It's fine if they're a bit scuffed.

Dreaming about the boys doing a FF playthrough... Axel playing and the other boys commentating along...

Just a reminder that Fauna is on topic here because she is now officially adopted by Vesties as a part of /MANS/

I MISS NOWA UUUUUU

>>33326146
Just gotta be there on time anon. I got all 4 gifted 2 from jessie 1 from david and i think the other was from either arenei or ara ara.

so uhhh, what is the S word?

>>33326064
Anon, I'm a /mans/poster, not a teamate, I just don't want another Mori/Ollie situation where a lot of larpers came here to shitpost on them, also, Ame is a Holostars enjoyer, so we should defend her as one of us.

>>33326276
he’s streaming vestie jump in
https://youtu.be/blUXjeOCRa0

>>33325934
>>33325042
>deleted
MANAGEMENT HATE

>>33326312
s*x

>>33326312
Shaft

>>33326057
Altare just being present in the same stream will rile those idiots up. Considering how worked up they got when he never even interacted with her and ignored all mentions of her, there's literally nothing he can do that will stop them from trying to force their creepy cuck fetish on him.

>>33325573
>Tfw you will never have bros like this

>>33326312
snigger

During the worms collab
>Mostly peaceful with "good" moderation

The threads during the collab
>picrel

>>33326059
I'm on the fence about upgrading to tier 3 for nowa, curious about the membership only posts but since I also got tier 2 for all the other boys I'm not sure if spending extra is worth it

>>33326312
S H A F T
H
A
F
T

axel deleted his tweets. is he okay?

>>33326326
I'll defend ame no doubt. I just hope faggots don't break containment.

>>33326348
wait he actually got in trouble for the "I studied the blade" joke?

I cant wait for this worms event

>Maguni and Veper Comentary
>Male x Female collab = shitshow on /vt/
>Maximum meme potencial

Its going to be lit, fr fr, on god

Anons am I crazy or did Leader say his next cover was gonna be Homura?

>>33326359
yeah, actually makes me consider joining holostars 2nd gen
or relapsing on my wow addiction since there you can find people like that

both choices seem less than ideal, but the sacrifice should be worth it

>Vesper just said something in my language
>It was a fucking "You laugh you lose" Pewds reference asked by a $5 superchat
Not like this

>>33326395
It's mostly for those that haven't joined membership. For the higher tiers, that's up to you. From what's been told, Nowa gives you his attention albeit short.

>>33326340
YAY I DON'T MISS NOWA UUUUU

>>33326464
he did, did he change it recently?

>>33325910
I already defend her, she always was my favorite, and she's the only f*male I accept collabing with my bros.

>>33326534
No, It's just that he never talked about it anymore so I was wondering if it was a Mandela Effect or something like that

>>33326345
It's 4am in JST and their managers are from Japan, but he is too stoopid to tease us like that. What is going on?

>>33325910
The only sour taste in my mouth about that collab if Mori.

>>33325366
time to import

>>33326575
Axel's brain awakens when it's to talk about music.

>>33326574
he probably can't talk much about it since he's been streaming almost every day, doesn't even have time to record lol

>>33326353
>>33326399
Why shaft? That's a great anime studio

>>33326409
If anything it will be done on the comment section of the VOD or is she does a member's post

I just catched up the stream, I know it have been like 2 hours but what did I miss?

What is /mans/ favorite tempus (group or solo) VOD so far?

I'm partial to the left 4 dead vods. I can't really pick between them.

>>33326670
Zomboid S1 was a blast. After that I would say L4D vs StarsJP and KoboAlt Valorant stream.

>>33326670
The Left 4 Dead vs Holostars JP.

>>33326670
L4D v Holostars or Zomboid s01

>>33326669
He won with inventor and now is trying to win with the witch (he died 2 times already, he doesnt like her very much)

>>33326670
Minecraft collab with JP holostars and Vesper's dad joke stream

>>33326670
Magni debut, Magni pancake and Magni membership stream
He isn't even my oshi

>>33326575
i kinda feel bad for him.. all his fav games are in perms hell, certain songs are in perms hell, etc. etc. it makes me wanna hug and comfort dingo..

>>33326670
I think I laughed the hardest at the Sims 4 series.

I liked Altare and Magni's A Way Out saga a lot as well.

Also, Axel's zatsu about his school days.

>>33326670
except what the others said, raft is amazing podcast like bants for the background noise

>>33326670
this or Vest's first Zomboid stream

>>33326670
i’ve honestly liked all of them, but the magni and altare a way out streams hold a special place in my heart

>>33326670
L4D vs JP. The latest Sims VOD is a strong contender though.

>>33326858
I see you like LA CREATIVIDAD, are you a teamate perhaps?

>>33326942
ANON WHAT TIMELINE ARE YOU FROM?

>>33326230
I was thinking leave the girls as is or replace with mori moona risu reine since they have a KDA version from their cover of baddest.But pre debut vs current seem like a great idea as well.

>>33327017
U retarded? They made a stream where they discussed basic expectations, basics of roleplaying, etc. That's where we learned about Axel's desire to save girls.

>>33327017
I just like DND videos and Tempus playing DND is the most entertaining thing ever

>>33326670
Vesper's Monetization Stream, the ending of A Way Out, and Axel's spore. Last Raft Collab was really fun too.

>>33327015
yes

I paid for Vesper's membership this month, but if I get a gifted one next month, will I upgrade to a 2 month emblem anyways? Would be nice to save some money given i'm a broke college student..

>>33326670
I've been loving Axel's Zelda streams, peak comfy.

Anons don't tell Nowa that EVGA, his favorite GPU maker, is done with Nvidia and is quitting the GPU market.

>ara ara drops 100 gifted memberships
inb4 we get 200 like altare's stream where the guy spent 1k USD on gifted memberships

>>33327420
Are they switching to AMD or something?

these whales are incredible. Basically just dropped $500 on Vesper like it was nothing.

>doppel
My brain is too rotten

>>33327231
Yeah, it's nice to see him finally find a game that works with his impulsive, but well-meaning personality. I've only caught bits of them, but the horse taming saga with Nowa-oji was great.

>>33327474
Not sure if it was Ara ara but just now I got membership for Nowa, so I am happy.
Kinda crazy how likely it is for you to get a free membership if you hang around long enough. Not sure why these people do it but maybe they want to enjoy the boys with more and more people, which is based.

Ayo?

>>33327595
Same, I think of that artists too everytime he says it.

>>33327524
Nope, just quitting it seems. Nvidia was screwing them up and they choose to focus in other segments

>>33327645
gifters are chads

>>33327612
It really suits his adhd himbo self. He’s just so cute playing that game.

>>33327420
Didn't they already tell him that during his last Minecraft stream?

>>33327645
memberships and merch is the best way to monetarily support any holo since that's where they get their biggest cuts.
That's why Gura has low SC earnings for the most part, but her membership and merch sales are through the roof.

>>33327761
The spoiler kek

I hate that Tempus got me to play Apex again because now I’m stuck in the back and forth loop of hitting play then getting demoted and back and forth because teammates keep trying to 1 v 3 fights and push ahead and getting spitroasted by the other team or that these fags wanna hot drop on fucking ranked.

I HATE EVERYTHING

Where do these whales get money? Are they in dept or do they actually have really good jobs. Trust fund kids maybe?

>>33327761
Test

>>33327857
Just get friends that also play Apex.

>>33327761
I know SC takes a huge cut of the actual amount, not as much as memberships.
But I thought the best way to monetarily support them was through merch?

>>33327861
Ara ara said something about getting a promotion the other day, so very good jobs most likely. Probably the only one that could be a trust fund baby is Arenai

I've been laughing at the idea of Nowa, the tallest dude in Tempus (Holostars?) having the smallest horse as a mascot and I think I might draw a tiny ass dwarf horse in a vest later tonight

nowa on telly
nowa oji shirt on
cat on my lap
cheez-itz in my tummy

life is good, bros :›

Technical question since gifted subs are such a huge part of the boys streams and I don't fully understand them:
Let's say I get a gifted 1 month membership, after it expires a month later, is it possible for me to get the random chance to get a gifted one again? or is it one time only?
Sorry if the question is retarded, I really don't know.

>>33327857
Weak, I'm the opposite I will groom Tempus to play ARK and get addicted like I am, did I mention that ARK will be free on the Epic games store in a few days?

>>33328021
this is how life should be

>>33328021
blessed anon

>>33328035
It's possible to get it again, no idea if there's any sort of cooldown inbetween though.

>>33328035
Yes you can be gifted membership again
Happened with me for Aruran

>>33327975
I hope they bought a house or something before they started gifting the boys. Technically, I could gift members too, but I wanna save to buy a house, so I can move out of my parent’s place.

>>33328021
hello fellow comfy vestie.
got my cat next to me too, and my blunt on hand. Nowa's the best.

>>33328138
Can cats get high?

I hate the Witch in this game

>>33324712
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

>>33328138
sounds comfy but please think about your cats health! if you're smoking, have the kitty out the room atleast. we'll enjoy nowa together :›

>>33328041
magni did say he has ARK, so maybe he can convince the boys later to play it

>>33327761
>>33327909
I'm not sure where memberships having a bigger cut comes from but we don't really have data on it specifically. Back in the day Artia said that Twitch subs still follow the typical split; talent and company split the money 50/50 after the platform takes its cut. AFAIK all the membership, sc and ad revenue are just given to you in Youtube as a single sum, so does Youtube take less of a cut from memberships than SCs?

>>33328178
does catnip count? she doesn't seem to be affected by that stuff.

>>33328244
you're right. She was cuddling up on me but she's out of the room, now. Hope you can enjoy Nowa's stream too, Vestie.

ALMOND

>>33328329
yay! thanks for listening, vestie. lets watch nowa play dicey dungeons and have a comfy day now! i don't understand much of the game, but seeing his excitement and commentary is entertaining enough. just hope he rests his voice tonight before the collab!

Saw this on Twitter. I feel like a mole would work so well for Vesper.
https://twitter.com/lock_chest/status/1570528042375860229?s=21&t=N0LK78qJZ23K0hdju0sjLQ

>>33328574
this is actually adorable... I hope he considers this as a mascot

>>33328574
Why not a molemarian?

>>33328574
thats so fucking cute omggg

>>33328614
But I want the gargoyle...

>>33328574
I want to kill it lovingly

>>33328661
As a mascot or as a vestie representation?

my real oshi is on, sorry Nowa, but I must go.

>>33328759
Thanks for the blogpost anon

Honestly I love how hololive reunited fans that would otherwise never interact with each other under other circumstances. From Jpbros and Kaigainikis, regular fans and Fuji's, indobros and the rest of the world. I wonder, what will the next step be?

>>33328759
It's Jerma, isn't it

I no speak english what this?

>>33328824
As a Vestie, I feel Nowa oji would understand if it's.Jerma

>>33328858
Anon...

>>33328574
I really want the gargoyle as well but I'd accept this
Please. Not a book worm or a bird.

>>33328809
THIS
IS
HOLOSTARS

>1PM
>PST
Is it impossible to get a streamer in EST? What is it about the West Coast that attracts so many streamers?

>>33328918
And Holostars are part of Hololive, anon...

>>33328918
I mean yeah, Enstars kind of joined the regulars and the Fujos/Yumes. Never thought I'd share a thread and be excited for the same thing as a Fujo.

Whats vesper talking about with dez?

>>33328858
it means your free 4chan trial ran out. you have to pay for your pass now

>>33329039
Worms training

>>33329039
dick appointment

>he's late for a meeting
cute

>>33329010

>>33328809
HoloSlavs

nowa is really courteous, aw. love him and he's my oshi for a reason!

>>33329010
Iktf bro, literally the only streams I can regularly watch are vesper's midday zatsus

>>33329010
Altare is EST

>>33329026
As a Hololive only fan for a very long time, I've never thought that I'd share a fandom and thread with Starsfans and fujos to watch a male vtuber, but here we are... Not that I'm complaining, tho, the boys are fun and you guys are cool.

So anyone else expecting the next dicey dungeons stream to be the last one?

Reminder that the /manstars/ divegrass team in playing in the knockout stages of the /vt/ League 3 Cup tomorrow! The lads will be facing off against /nijiEN/ in the ro16 around 20:20 UTC. I'll post the stream link in tomorrow's thread when our match is up, I hope you all come cheer on out boys!

>>33329101
>>33329199
Isn't he Asian? They all live on the West Coast, it's like law or something.

>>33329308
ty anon, I was wondering if they were playing tomorrow or sunday

Leader is gonna play HL: Alyx again at 4PM PST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os6L3bt8gQA&feature=youtu.be

>>33328289
Magni said that after I posted about ARK a few times in chat, I'm literally grooming my bros.

>>33328574
Well it's very cute regardless

>>33329324
Not all of them, there were almost as many asians as there were mexicans at my high school and I'm in Texas

>>33329334
No problem anon. Tomorrow is all of the ro16 matches, if they beat /nijiEN/ they will be playing on Sunday as well in the quarterfinals and hopefully beyond

>>33325685
>GOLD
You don't really understand finances. It's called REITs or STOCKS from a company older than 10 years and low debt history

>>33329249
I agree. It's actually really cool when you can just chat with other people about stars and Hololive and have it be reciprocated in the same way.

I like this vibe.

>>33329407
you can't keep getting away with this!

>>33329249
I started at the beginning of the coof, and I gotta say the thought of watching stars was something I would've laughed at. No offense to anyone who liked the jpstars, but they never really appealed to me the way the chaos incarnate that were Korone and Pekora. Enter ENstars and now I almost exclusively watch them bare a few Vods from the girls. I absolutely love the energy they bring and how they made me fall in love with the jpstars

>>33329394
I am still sad that he doesn't like the original HL games because they "look old" or whatever dumb thing he said.

As much Altare is grooming Nowa to play the games he likes, I hope Nowa can do the same in the other way around.

>>33329039
They were talking about dez nuts, with joe momma

>>33328021
Based Vestie, stay comfy, life is worth living

>>33329621
https://store.steampowered.com/app/658920/HalfLife_2_VR_Mod/
maybe his love for VR will help?

>>33328021
There's also Fauna's membership stream soon. Life is good for us vesplings

>>33328574
This resonates to Vesper's content on a spiritual level, I'm sure he'll at least consider

>>33329307
If he clears Witch, yeah. His goal is to "finish" games and then move on.

Is ASCII art allowed in /mans/?

>>33329585
>chaotic stars
https://youtu.be/CxbeD3MGVdo
First group i think of kek

>>33329728
Deadbeatchama...

>>33329792
I am the king of /Mans/ and no it is not allowed, disobedience will be met with execution

>>33329621
I think he should give at least Black Mesa a chance

>>33329819
I'm gonna stage a coup against you.

>>33329819
Ok lord, how about nsfw copypasta without spoilers?

JWU. Excited for worms.

>>33329819
You should add them to your harem instead haha that would teach them

>>33329621
Honestly? He made them play zomboid, chances are he can easily make Regis give it a chance "for the bit". Remember how Magni instantly accepted doing ASMR from a single "yes" from Nowa

the unity of bros and fujos within /MANS/ is extremely unique but honestly very fun and chill. it’s nice that we can all root for the same team and regulars here actually watch streams. it might help that a lot of us are burnt out from wild modern vtuber drama and miss the much more casual and wholesome feeling of oldschool “friends fucking around” youtube too.

>>33326669
Some faggot told vesper he was feeling uncomfortable with him saying shaft and vesper being vesper listened to him.while everyone else was having fun and laughing everytime he said it.

>>33329924
I am excited too, is gonna be so much fun.
What I am not excited about is the potential shitshow this thread will be. Imagine if Axel dares to make a girl laugh? scandalous!

>>33329819
I didn't vote for you!

>>33329984
Not all bros accept fujos here but it's not like the fujo/yumes will whine about it since this isn't twitter. I just dump my headcanons and hornyposting then leave, maybe come back 3 or 5 threads later.

>>33330008
/hlgg/ taught me that if a male makes a woman laugh, it means that they want to get railed in every hole available

>>33329819
King deez nuts nigga

>>33330112
Fudanshi?

Mag

Nation

>>33330123
I want to get railed by vesper? !

>>33330123
I didn't know... That even my grandma wanna get railed by me... Oh no...

>>33324572
it looks like hes doing the vacuum succ now

>>33330299
Anteater mascot for Vesper hmmmmm?

>>33330123
The collab with Kronii taught me that her fans must be painfully unfunny if her reaction to Altare has them feeling so intimidated.

>>33330123
While they willingly share their oshi with thousands of other men. Things that actual cucks do in real life.

altare is going to incite the final yab tonight by going full gamer rage and saying nigger live

So, anyone has a good grasp of how it'll work?
VC with everyone on Ame's stream and Magni+Nowa commentating on his channel?

>>33330411
Oh we’re looping?

nothing will happen tonight because worms is a boring game

>>33330411
Inshallah

>>33330207
As in how fudanshis are seen in /mans/? They get called faggots regularly but I doubt they give a shit

>>33330501
HAALLELUYA

Has any of the lads say theyve played WORMS before in any of their streams. Schools been killing my watch time and only can catch the live ones in the evening.

>>33330411
>THESE FUCKING CUNTS, I SWEAR, HOW DO THEY KNOW THE WIND ANGLE!! Wah!

>>33330554
No but vesper mentioned he was cracked at it.

You fucking niggers i hope you all die. You are the reason hololive will die

>>33326409
Even if they do come here, we'll have the fujos chase them away again. Standard procedure my man.

>>33329819
Who died and made you king?

Almond, sex pollen

>>33329819
Everyone knows the king must show his dick, and whoever has the bigger dick takes his place. What are you waiting for anon?

i dont even know why people call others nigger as an insult here anymore, its like breathing air, you say something so often it loses all its sting
you might as well call me buddy or somethin

>>33330612
Huh? Didn't Magni say he's never played it? I remember during the space he said he would play with him, to introduce him to the game.

>>33329819
and i'm the motherfuckin queen, bitch.

>>33329819
This is the TRUE KING of /MANS/

>>33330633
Rent free
I didn't know we had any creative management power in hololive. Go cry to yagoo and see if he gives a fuck pussy. If men trigger you so much start by pointing a gun to your head and pull the trigger maybe you'll be reborn as a woman in the next life.

>>33330772
they use this thing as a onahole during adventures so they don't get too horny

>>33330801
Aww we were doing so well

>>33330740
Oh I thought you asked if any of the boys played it my bad I misread you. But Magni wanted to get some practice in with vesper before the thing starts.

>>33330772
>have tapestries for myth and council hung up in my room, really like them
>didn't buy the tempus tapestry when it was on sale because I didn't think I would get into the boys
>deeply regret it now

Poal.com is dead

Question: Which Tempus member do you like the most so far?

Vesper31
Altare 27
Magni 21
Axel 9

(Discussion closed)

>>33330692
yessss

>>33330846
Well that was a waste of words kek.

>>33330544
fudanshi / yumedanshi here
i dont care, im here to hornypost during deadhours, watch streams and enjoy shitposting
getting called a faggot or nigger on 4chan is nothing new, it's funny

>>33330896
So there are exactly 9 women in /MANS/?

>>33330966
>i only have to fight 8 other women plus stalker-chan
i will be the last axelotl

>>33330966
10, I didn't see that poll.

Gee, that bait died so quickly, I'm so proud of you all, though I did wanna show off one of the copypastas replies I made specifically to target those kind of posts.

>>33330824
But they already have Magni

>>33330896
Maybe use the superior poll

https://strawpoll.com/polls/e2nav1jG9gB

https://strawpoll.com/polls/e2nav1jG9gB

https://strawpoll.com/polls/e2nav1jG9gB

>almost a week since memberships and still can't decide who i want to personally member

>>33330896
>altare: 27
>magni: 21
what the fuck? did regiscoin really blow up like that?

>>33330896
Damn. The FatherHood Experience might just be stronger than we thought.

>>33331094
I chose uncle nowa since he posts nothing personal on twitter, it's kinda worth it.

nowa oji, you're such a pervert!!
https://files.catbox.moe/nbo2gi.png

>>33331141
Why are axelotls memed as women even?

>>33331335
women like himbos more than guys do?
there's a reason axel has developed a small harem

>>33331335
dunno, man. i feel lonely when axelotls are memed as women, i just like funny accent man. though, i guess gay guys are a very small percentage of /MANS/.

>>33331335
Axel's an honest to God himbo. Most women secretly have a things for himbos, where they pretend to not like them but really they want to fuck them silly.

Holostars song playlist for people who want to kill time with some banger music.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoK-py1IELtc2Elg-NA8j5kPV_bsVzvb8
Also includes Shogun's newest cover which is literal SEGGGS. it's a song about a hooker

>>33331469
ha! what a fag
i'm proud of you, king. chu~

I hope all high testosterone Tempus chads have a pleasant weekend.

>>33331712
maguni, please go back to preparing for the tournament. thanks for the kiss, homie

axel doko

>>33331469
I'm a straight guy and I enjoy Axel's retarded antics.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1570594595339399172

>>33331335
Because they are mostly women? Anon?

>>33331894
He's surrounded by women, this dingo.

>>33331028
Axel has two hands, sister. We can band together

>>33331880
Same. Axel brings the best high energy retardation to 4 man collabs.

>>33331894
WOMEN OUT

whats axels apex rank?

>>33332128
Diamond. Unfortunately, he's stuck to playing with shit ping since he always wants to collab with other people.

>>33331880
I think he's the funniest out of the four, hands down. He's so dumb that you never really know what to expect, which makes his comedic moments so genuine and easy to laugh at

>>33329819
You're the king? Well I never voted for you.

Has Vesper brought up State of Decay yet? I only mamaged to hear a small portion of what he said but don't know what exactly was it

>>33331952
Axel is that MC anime character that gets mad pussy, but is too stupid to notice

chupadobros... chupadosisters... we are finally getting our collab!

>>33332561
More like "gets mad pussy but already has his one and only dreamgirl"

>No tempus member has recieved an illustration from their mamas yet

>>33331172
Nowa oji learning the pleasure of being cummed inside forcefully pushing down Altare and riding him ToT

>>33332582
So, magni is gay? dropped.

>>33332553
i think he said he was interested but obviously perms hell like all things

>>33332722
Vesper's is literally MIA
he talks more to his rigger

>>33332722
Anon, Magni's mama is hiding from the public's eyes and you're asking for a new illustration??

>>33332722
Bossu? Neck diejoubu?

Dumb retard

downgraded from a tier 3 membership to tier 2 so i can give another boy a tier 2 membership as well … i‘m a whore

>>33332722
After the fanbase ragged on them the entire week leading up to their debut? Yeah, I wonder why...

>>33332867
fucking slut

tourist here. may I can a QRD on the Saudia Arabia situation with tempus?

so the only het ships allowed in /MANS/ are Zeta x Axel x Nodoka and Vesper x Fauna (for vesplings here) correct ?

I miss Axel...

>>33332738
if it took you THIS long to figure that out then i dont even know what to say

>>33332883
i doubt that's the reason and more some headcanon shit
Vesper's artist has seldom used twitter in general
Magni and Altare's are working artists for many other projects and companies
Axel's is the only one who is active for their kid

>>33332775
Given that its a Microsoft published game, not surprising

>>33332867
hot

>>33332927
Allah loves Tempus

>>33332937
Altare x Kobo is also fine for those into incest

>>33332903
I CAN EXPLAIN …! it‘s not what you think!

>>33332927
House of Saud supports Magni Dezmond, resident alchemist of guild Tempus

>>33332937
>Vesper x Fauna
You wanna be killed, isn't it? Vesplings only wants the "Parental Figure Experience", I doubt they ship them, I guess.

>>33332937
>het
Ew

>>33332738
Realistically he's only meme Bi, so only gay for femboys, but otherwise straight.

>>33333008
>>33333052
c'mon lads, that's a little vague. what exactly happened? I just know two guys tuned in to their twitter space. who were those people?

want to watch altare play more HL: alyx but don't want to spoil myself on the game even though i don't have VR and probably won't for quite some time

>>33332927
Tempus is funded by the Saudi Regime

>>33332937
>implying you'll get consensus about ANY ship

>>33332937
there's also altare x me

>>33333109
Who fucking cares

>>33332937
you forgot Altare x Magni anon

>>33332792
Hey most members get and illustration alongside their debut and this is both on Holo and Star's case.

>>33333141
get in line

>>33333109
Just check the thread before the previous one. It has all the info

>>33333107
Dude just accept that he's bisexual, you keep replying with this "he's a straight guy who only likes femboys" every time people mention Magni being bi.

>>33333109
i actually have no clue, i'm not actually familiar with sa politics. it's not like they announced what they were doing when they tuned in

>>33332937
People forgot about A chan that easily huh

>>33332722
Unironically this>>33332965
Also we already have pako-god. Fumer's mama Sakusha2 does alot of UPROAR fanart as well, we might see some more in the future. Be patient.

>>33332937
go away

>>33333086
>gay
Ew

>>33333109
Open up for the airplane~
A literal oil baron was listening to Magni's twitter space this morning

>>33333121
I'm the same with Axel's botw playthrough. I wanna play the game by myself first.

>>33333264
>not gay
Ew

>>33332927
Saudi prince (Mishaal bin Saud Al Saud) appeared in Magni’s twitterspace.

>>33332937
Vesper x Fauna is not allowed. They look cute together, but i don't want them to fuck unless i get cute interactions as well. Kobo x Altare is also not allowed, Kobo is for little purposes only and no genital touching between the two is allowed ever.

>>33333121
>>33333303
I'm glad to know I'm not the only fag here. Thanks, anons

does maglord have yumes?

>>33333387
*Little sister

>>33333368
KEK

>>33333452
go look at the response to his random sleepy time twitter space then you tell me

>>33332937
Anything with Magni is a het ship anon. I'll make him into a girl.

>>33333368
>>33333244
This has to be a fake account, right? Right...?

>>33333452
after today's Twitter space yes he does

>>33333507
hahah...

>>33333507
anon...

>>33333368
As a suadi it’s feels weird seeing our politicians watch tempus

>>33333507
It was verified and had a ton of followers.

>>33333368
I can't believe one of our yume's got in bed with a saudi Prince for money and used his phone to listen to Magni

>>33333497
i listened to it, but all i saw in the livetag were memes and random questions so i have no idea … glad to know i wasn‘t the only one who thought that his sleepy voice was sexo tho

>>33333548
صراحتن بيزد

>>33333605
Most likely his daughter just snatched his phone

>>33333452
Yes and Magyumes are starving because Chupadobros and tempus gay shippers are too powerful

>>33333645
Why are you assuming are women when most of this fandom are males...?

what with /MANS/ and pretending Magni is a girl? Is this a bit I missed ? Or Magni turned out to be a fag?

>>33333709
Newfag-chama... /stars/ is mostly women and they browse here too.

>>33333734
It’s nothing short of mental illness.

>>33333643
صح كلامك بيسد بالف

>>33333709
idk how to tell you this anon, but most stars fans are female. /MANS/ is not an accurate metric for their actual viewership

>>33333734
Magni constantly retweets femart of himself, made himself a female in Sims, and is constantly acting like a fag. cause he is one
Of course we'll treat him like a girl

>>33333734
Fujos just targeted him for their fantasies

>>33333734
Magni IS a girl take your meds

>>33333645
He's 81, anon...
And he's rich as hell...
Any kids he has would have their own phone...

>>33333899
Not if they are female

>>33333788
>>33333829
Ok, show me proof about the m/f ratio of StarsEN and maybe I'll believe you.

There's a non-zero chance that one of the anons posting in /mans/ is a Saudi oil baron.

>>33333988
It's the oil baron, not the yumes, who make magni fanfics

>>33333829
Most chatters (and even superchatters) seem to be male, with Axel being the exception.

>>33334029
> مسكين ما يعرف

>>33333941
Well I am from the middle east and I can tell you that you’re making shit up.

>>33333958
yagoo himself said that starsEN was an attempt at pulling a male audience TOO, in addition to the female core audience that is already present.

>>33334098
> not knowing about بدو conservatives

>>33333734
>>33333709
Why are esls timelooping baiters

>>33334105
You mean this?

Imagine if this oil baron dude shows up in chat one day and donates tens of thousands to the boys in one stream.

The board would be in an uproar

>>33333988
D-don't be ridiculous. We made those posts in arabic just as a joke hahah

>>33334199
>that would appeal even to a male audience
>on top of being enjoyable for women as well
didn‘t contradict anything i said.

>>33334153
never seen one before.

I see we’ve found our new thread personalities

>>33334239
نكتة في عينك العرب هنا بيحتلون هولوستاز وستندمون

>>33334220
I see what you did there

All men who would temporarily throw away their heterosexual for a crumb of femboy ass is still a homo whether they like it or not. It's okay to accept it, anons. Embrace yourselves and hornypost about wanting to rent Magni for 200 bucks so you can destroy his asshole for hours until he faints.

>>33334269
احمد ربك عمي واحد منهم وبناته ممنوعين يستخدمون تلفون ، هم يسرقون تلفونه على اساس يسولفون معاي

The oil baron account is just Ara Ara‘s personal

>>33333018
Fine if you don't mind being hunted down and slaughtered like a pig by Altare, that is.

>>33334376
I don't care about being labeled as het or homo, I want to stretch that bussy like there is no tomorrow