/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33293789
Don't lecture me, Homobeggars. I see through the lies of the EN girls. I do not FEAR the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Unicorn Empire.

>>33293789
I sense much fear in you anon. You have hate, you have anger, but you don't use them?

>>33293789
WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!

>>33293789
It's over Cucknakin, I have the moral high ground!

>>33294480
Don't listen to him, Anonkin!

>>33293789
Yes Anonkin use anger to strike your oshi down.

>>33293789
Yes anonkin use your anger to strike down your oshi.

>>33295013
>>33294937
how embarrasing, everyone point and laugh

>>33293916
Your new empire? Anonkin, my allegiance is to all chuubas, to unity!

>Indies are whores

only a schizo deals in absolutes

>>33295904
>Tfw my oshi is on stage

>>33293789
I love how Anakin was objectively right about everything but the movies portray him as the villain.

>>33296144
i to murder children anon

>>33296144
A rich person used the words he wanted to hear to manipulate him to act against his own self-interest. Weird idea, huh ?

You brought holostars en here to cuck me!

>>33296319
Anonkin no! He's- uh ghub please

>>33295904
I love the wild swing. Would be cooler if they actually clash instead of using force prediction and not committing to it.

>>33293789
Watch my Oshi, I beg you!

>My oshi collabs with males
Into exile I must go, failed I have

My oshi? is she safe? Did she collab with a male?

>>33297380
it seems that in your schizo moment... she graduated...

You are allowed be called honorary Holo.
But we do not give you the rank of Holopro talent.

>>33297380
>>33297462
Kek

But the loss of your oshi

>>33295013
kek

>>33297380
>collab with a male?
A fate worse than death.

>>33298073
I have found a new oshi one that is younger and far more talented.

Master Schizowalker there's too many male collabs, what are we going to do?

We do not live side by side with impurity. Your corp is built on abominations. Your oshi is polluted. We have come to cleanse it, so that others besides our warrior caste may occupy it and live cleanly here. It is our destiny, according to Supreme Overlord Shimrra and the priests.

You turned her against me!
You have done that yourself.

This is where the schizo begins

>Oshi collabs with a m*le

>>33298883
Kek

>>33298883
Kek

Hold on supporting your oshi was your idea.

>2. Who was your previous oshi?

>Statement: Master, that is a question that has an extremely complicated answer.
>You see, I do not believe my oshi knew who she was most of the time, which led to some confusing situations that could have otherwise been avoided.

>1. I'm not sure I understand.

>Clarification: Suffice to say that my oshi had her ups and downs, and in my opinion, traveled from a high point in her life to a low point. She developed qualities such as lust, creative freedom, and even collab with males. It was really rather revolting. Still, my oshi had some remarkably efficient droid-like qualities which I admired. She, too, suffered memory problems as I did.
>Conjecture: I believe there was something about my oshi graduation that she did not wish me to know.

>>33298883
Good one

It was said that you would destroy the unicorns, not join them! Bring unity to your oshi, not leave her in darkness! You were my brother Anonkin! I loved you!

>>33298883
Give it subtitles, anon.

>>33298883
Heh

>>33299333
Got you

>>33299400
My gratitude, Master Jedi.

>>33299331
KEKBEEAAAT

APOLOGIZE.
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW. HE WILL NEVER COLLAB WITH D*SNEY

i love this thread

>>33299400
Kek based

In the name of galactic senate of the republic you are under arrest for collabing with a male.

>>33299881
Are you threatening me, master unicorn?

Just enjoy!

>You don't really like males, do you?
>I like two or three... but I'm not really sure about one of them.

>"I don’t think the system works."

>"How would you have it work?"

>"We need a system where the chuubas sit down and discuss the problem, agree what’s in the best interest of the fans and then do it."

>"That’s exactly what we do. The trouble is that chuubas don’t always agree."

>"Well then they should be made to."

>"By whom? Who is going to make them?"

>"I don’t know, someone."

>"You?"

>"Of course not me."

>"But someone."

>"Someone wise."

>"It sounds an awful lot like a Black Company to me."

>"Well, if it works…"

There is always a better oshi

>>33300977
>implying there's someone better than my oshi
Mesa think (You) go back now

good thread

>>33300977
>Not "there is always a bigger number"
One job.

>>33301013
Don't say that again

>>33301110

>You're part of this corporation... but we do not grant you the rank of "holo".

>Victory?! Victory, you say? Master Uni-wan, not victory...
>The shroud of the unicorn has fallen
>Begun, the All out war has...

>>33293789
Prequels truly are the endless goldmine of great memes

What if I tell you that Cover corp is under the control of a male?

>>33299400
final edit, realized i was missing something

>>33299826
>>33299881
>>33300249
Kekek

>>33301691
No that's not possible, Kiwifarms would've been aware of it

>>33296195
Bad actions done for the greater good

You have allowed this dark board to twist your mind until now... until now, you have become the very schizo you swore to destroy.

>>33301691
Female

>[Going somewhere, Solo? ]

>Yes, Greedo, as a matter of fact I was just going to see your boss' oshi. Tell Jabba that I've got the time

>[It's too late, you should have watched her when you had the chance. Jabba's put a price on your head so large every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first]

>Yeah, but this time I've got the time

>[If you give my oshi a view, I might forget I found you]

>I don't have it right now. Tell Jabba...

>[Jabba's through with you. He has no time for viewers who drop a chuuba at the first sign of a collab with a male]

>Even the chuuba I'm watching collabs with males sometimes. Do you think I am a cuck?

>[You can tell that to Jabba. He may only graduate your oshi]

>Over my dead body

>[That's the idea. I've been looking forward to this for a long time]

>*Blaster shoot*

>>33295013

it's treerat then

>>33301718
Brilliant

A good thread? What year is this?

>>33298883
>>33299400
>>33301718
Kek

>>33303513
It's 2004, wake up anon your family misses you.

>>33302312
But this means... Oh no.

You fought in the Collab Wars?

>If you only knew the power of Hololive. Yagoo never told you what happened to your oshi.

>He told me enough! It was you who graduated her!

>No. I am your oshi.

>>33304888
Yes, I was once a unity knight, the same as your father. He was the best Stars pilot in the galaxy, and a cunny warrior. And he was a good friend.

>MORI-SAN!!!
>Hello, Kiara.

>>33300760
>That’s exactly what we do. The trouble is that chuubas don’t always agree."
Should be
>That’s exactly what we do. The trouble is that sometimes management doesn't do anything"
To match ENwhore bitching.

>>33305633
For over a thousand streams, the unity knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old corpos. Before the dark times. Before the unicorns.

>>33306600
How did my father die?

>>33306775
A young unitychad named Darth Eenhorn, who was a pupil of mine until he turned schizo, helped the unicorns hunt down and destroy the unity knights. He betrayed and doxed your father. Now the unitychads are all but extinct. Eenhorn was seduced by the dark side of the board.

>>33299715
>I love vtubers
>I love talent freedom

>>33293789
>heckin starwarinos

>>33307818
Here's a (you) anon, keeep up the good work!

>>33299522
OH NO NO LUCASBROS WHAT IS THIS

>>33307818
go back

>>33305682
Kek

>Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Homo beggar!

>>33305682
kek

>>33311526
>rrat peddler

You are collabing with males and a traitor! Take her away!

>>33306992
This thread is a masterpiece kek

>>33312723
Shit, that's good, let me fix that
>Why, you stuck-up, shit-poster, Twitter-using Rrat peddler!

>>33301718
Ame should be in the background

>>33313035
Who's she calling twitter using?

>>33307818
have fun in your life, dumbass

>>33299484
Lol.

>>33313078
Padme is Kronii, but instead of being unconscious she was forced by the drama to take a break.

>>33313283
>>33309603
He's right.

>>33293789

>>33313386
You are right. Kronii fits the bill better

- is it possible to learn to talk to women ?
- not by sending akasupas

>>33313441
>"Where's Kronii? Is she safe? Is she alright?"

>"It seems, in your anger, you forced her to graduate."

>"I?! I couldn't have. She was taking a break, she told us so!"
>seethes all over the catalog in anguish while watching graduation vod
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

>>>/r/eddit

>>33298883
This one actually cuts

>I doxed them. I doxed them all. They're uncovered. Every single one of them.
>And not just the chuubas, but their boyfriends and their families too.
>They're like whores, and I exposed them like whores!, I HATE THEM!

>>33298883
My sides

>>33306992
>Eenhorn
How do I pronounce this. I want to do a shitty voiceover

>>33316803
I misspelt it, but it's Dutch for unicorn, and the google translate pronounces it as "ain-horn"

>>33297462
She couldn't have... She was just live! I felt it!

Your ASMR streams will make a fine addition to my collection

>>33317722
why didn't we get the genndy version of him in the movies

>>33317844
Because when George gave Genndy the overall description of Grievous he wasn't sure if Grievous was going to be a ruthless killing machine or a mustache twirling villain that escapes at the mere prescience of a problem.
That's why in Season one he's a monster, but in season two they gave him that "if you don't have fear on your side then you must run" thing Dooku taught him to justify why would he escape in the movie.
The same can't be said about TCW tho, that Grievous is a shame

>>33297059
>>33318152
Kek. Good thread

>>33306992
The Dutch took me off guard.

Somehow, numberposting has returned

>>33298883
Fuck you I'm still upset

>>33301718

>>33318660
it's a reference to vader being dutch for father, if you didn't know

Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship.

>>33318686
>They samefag now?
They samefag now

>>33318893
kek

>>33318893
my sides

>>33318862
now it's truly complete

>>33318862
Brilliant.

So this is how idol culture dies. With thunderous superchatting

Hag tricks don't work on me. Only cunny.

>ARS will do fine.

>No, they won't.

>ARS WILL do fine..

>NO! They won't!

>>33319862
kek

>>33293789
This thread is gold

>Hehehe Good! Your hate has made you powerful! Now fulfill your destiny anti your oshi and take your place by my side!
...
Never. I will never become an anti. You failed Schizo. I am a Unity Poster like my Father before me.

>>33298615

>>33302301
Don't lecture me Obi-Wan... I see through the lies of the homobeggars.

>"once you beat one homobeggar, you know how to beat them all"-cad bane or something

>>33318862
Placement was bothering me, so changed it and rendered it a bit better, plus added lil bit of extra hee hee haa haa.

>>33321464
It's better with just Kronii to be honest, like the anons above said. There it just looks cluttered.

>>33321696
yeah true

I miss Star Wars so much bros. Lucas is history’s biggest sellout.

>There will be a substantial reward to whoever doxxes the Vtuber Falcon
>You are free to use any methods necessary
>But I want them to stream, no forced graduations

All out war! There are schizos on both sides. Rrats are everywhere.

>>33308973
We’re sorry to tell you Captain, but you’ve been in a coma for the last decade

>>33319862
Choked on my spit

>>33321782
Well he knew he was creatively bankrupt, so he made the last money with it he could

>>33317474

>>33319531
Kek

/tv/ invades /vt/

>>33305633
>>33306600
>>33306775
>>33306992
This thread continues to deliver

>>33318893

>>33318893

Send the condom supacha, send it now.

>>33322566
But my lord is that… legal?

What if she no longer streams? she means a lot to me

>>33293789
Stars Wars was never good. It's babby's first scifi media.

Best thread.

>>33322677
>AEYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>33318893
Nice

>>33322728
Very brave of you to say this.

>You wanna buy some death sticks?

>>33322728
Star Wars is not sci-fi. I enjoy Star Wars because it is fantasy.

>>33322092
my oshi is pure, nooooooooooooo

>>33323028
>You wanna read some rrats?

>You don't want to spread more rrats

>I don't wanna spread more rrats

>You want to go home and start watching streams

>I want to go home and start watching streams

>>33322728
>It's babby's first scifi media.
Based retard

>>33322728
The movies i watched as a kid are for kids??? Oh no, i didn't realize that. Time to close the thread.

>%#%@=2%@^$^^#*%)&@_]×^÷;"@

>>33324929
>"What streams"?! The one we've just been watching! Don't embarrass us in front of the thread.

>>33318893
Heh

>>33324929
>Oh, R2-D2! you can't say such things about anon's oshi
>Please forgive him, he must have his unity circuits fried

Any chuubas that likes star wars?

>>33322566
I shouldn't, it's not the unitychad way

>>33325280
Vesper is more of a Trekkie but he really likes KotOR

>>33318869
I know, that's why him being Luke's father never surprised me.

>>33325376
Well why the hell isn't he streaming it? Get to it.... Old maahhd

>>33325580
Wait until the remastered/new/idgaf version or something

>>33325580
Permissions probably.
>>33325664
The remaster is delayed and hopefully cancelled because we all know it'll be ruined

>>33325664
>waiting three years for a shitty remake

>>33325280
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRQLCv6N5RwA2M2foj8Z1JM5a4oALyHu5

>>33325664
i don't follow the news on the remaster but i pray everyday it gets cancelled. kotor and kotor 2 were amazing and i just know this thing's going to ruin it.

Begun, the schizo wars has...

>says like five words
>fucks off
>is universally loved

>>33325929
Based. Did she say anything about playing the second game yet.

>>33307818
>>33313395

>>33325376
Lay Vesper no bother.

>>33303125
where is this from?

>>33327585
filename

>>33322728
Sci-Fi in general is for children and manchildren

>>33322728
I watched them as a kid; I don't see the problem here.

>>33321851
I like /vt/ars

I'm not a schizo! Please, please--just, just--hear what I have to say.

I was framed, because I know the truth! The truth about a plot, a massive deception.
There's a sinister plot in the works against the Unitychads! I have proof of it, I can prove that everything I know is true beyond the shondo of a doubt!

>>33332088
>>33333327
Go back to /co/ but before that tell us the context of this scene

The evidence, is... in here, it's--it's in here, it's in all of us, every anon!
Tribal instincts, built into our genetic code to make us do whatever someone wants, even anti our oshi! It's all in here!

>>33333333

>>33333669
AH, YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!

>>33333669
>tell us the context of this scene
Not that guy, but in the new lore, the clones have a chip that made them do order 66, that clone had his chip fail and killed a Jedi before it was the time and then goes into a long investigation to uncover the conspiracy, the scene that Anon is referencing is when he tries to tell the other clones about it.

>This is where the 3D live begins

>>33334412
Watching your chuuba's company is for droids.

>>33333747
Fucking wasted, this could've been us

KAAAAAAA

MOMMY UUUUUUU

>>33343780
I knew someone who wanted to saved their family, Anakinling. Now come here I want to tell you a story.

>>33295904
>worst 2 seconds
people still hating on that scene?
I always saw it as anakin and obiwan knowing each others fighting so well, they had to calibrate their swings for 2 seconds while they each analysed an opening on the other.

>>33334287
>No, the clones are not born and raised to carry out this secret order from the time they are born! ITS THE EVIL COMPOOTER CHIPPY!
>THE EVIL COMPOOTER CHIPPY YOU HEAR ME!?

>>33295904
the worst two seconds in a very good scene

>>33344285
Yeah, the novelization explains the scene a lot better. Still weird looking in the movie

>I watched the worms collab! And I remember how many schizos tried to shitpost us there! And no matter how many dead threads were bumped off the board, the teammates still live. Unity still lives. See that anon there - he was watching production kawaii. This anon was grooming indies in /asp/. I brought them here, gave them a purpose. This board will be ours again. I promise you. That is the future.

>Indeed? The future is always in motion, it is a difficult thing to see. Perhaps there will be no new age, teammate, no great Ame live. Perhaps your people watched their last stream with the worms collab, and you have been dying ever since, a quiet death that will last years. And perhaps all that remains will be what I see before me: a man, wounded by his oshi, clinging to his day one membership, haunted by the thought of being the last teammate.

>>33299278
fkin meatbags, mang.

>a good thread
>in 2022
>on /vt/

>>33325280

>>33333669
He has brought truth, and you condemn it? The arrogance! You will not harm him. You will not harm him ever again.

>>33353551
>I hate to say it, but it looks like the good thread you're searching for does not exist.

>Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.

>If a thread does not appear in our records, it does not exist.

>>33325280
korone really liked stah wars

>>33305586

>>33325664
>remastered bioware game in the hell timeline where Disney owns Star Wars
The entire cast will be fags and niggers and any content that's even vaguely edgy will be hacked out with all the precision of a drunk wielding a rusted hand axe.

idk man, i just work here and watch zentreya

based thread

The star trek tng thread was better.

>>33349214
Holy fucking based

>>33326079
Kotor is cancer to watch with LITERAL DICE THROWS interrupting everything like holy fuck is it clanky as fuck.

>>33322728
Star Wars is 3.6/5, not great, not terrible

>>33371751
Filtered

>>33349214
This was supposed to be a thread of laughter and merriment.

Am I the only one who couldn't get into Star Wars? I tried watched episode 1-3 and then 4 and I just didn't get it. Like I don't understand why people can't just throw nukes at the Sith or Jedis? Why can't Anakin just use a gun? Why do all the Sith and Jedis use lightsabers? If the Jedi are so wise why couldn't they see Palpatine? Why does Yoda run away even though he had the upper hand? Why does the dude from 1 show up near the end of 3 all of a sudden? Why didn't they just make clones of Anakin like they did with Jungle Fet and create a Jedi army to take on Palpatine's empire? Why didn't Count Dongle just tell Yoda that there is a Sith around? Why are all the Sith's such jobbers? Why did Mace Window suddenly care about what Anakin thinks when he didn't before when facing Palpatine? Why did Palpatine suddenly turn into an oldfag?

Maybe I just didn't get it, but I couldn't get into Star Wars and cant' see why people like it so much?

>>33372650

>>33370727
it was soulless

>Next time try not do drop it

>This membership is your life

>>33372650
Anon, Star Wars is goofy space fantasy about good vs evil and cool lightsaber dances.
You're thinking way too hard.

>>33349214
Stop making me want to replay this game

>>33372650
Stop trying to be cinemasins and just have fun, it's a fairytale in space

>>33372650
The answer to nearly all your questions is just "the Force" but also >>33372816 and >>33373576.
But if you really want me to dive into it:
>Nukes
There are no nukes, the closest you get is the Death Star and equivalent weapons which destroy entire planets. Not exactly the best way to kill an individual.
>guns vs sabers
Guns are superior for normal people, but when you have precognition and incredible reflexes, the saber gives you superior defense and the ability to deflect shots back at opponents. The defensive style fits the peacekeeping nature of the Jedi while the need for superior ability fits the arrogant nature of the Sith. Jedi have used guns (Luke still shoots people even after learning how to use a saber), it's just not their preferred method.
>Palpatine's disguise
The dark side of the force can cloud the perception of even Jedi masters, and Palps was basically the best dark side user to ever exist. Also people usually miss this, but none of the Jedi trust Dooku since he's sort of leading a massive rebel army and has every reason to lie about the leadership of the Republic.
>Force clones
The Force doesn't transfer via cloning, so you'd just get an army of bland Anakins.
>the Sith losing
They're a bunch of Darwinist idiots, so the prequels is basically Palps testing out apprentices until he gets one that doesn't die immediately.

>>33373576
He's also not thinking hard enough, some of his questions are easily answered by just paying attention to the movies, no outside speculation or knowledge required.

>>33372650
because it's pulpy fiction
but some of those answers are spoonfed to you during the movies anon.. you might be a little retarded if they confused you

>>33373855
If anyone watches Star Wars because they want something akin to real life, then they're better watching The Legend of the Galactic Heroes

>>33372650
I kek'd
It might be time to go back to picture books if you're struggling to pay attention to movies made specifically for toddlers to follow

>>33348343
>>33295904
>the worst two seconds in a very good scene
Yeah, they actually used guard positions and protected their backs while spinning, which already makes it far more competent than the mindless baseball bat swinging in the sequels.

WE GOT DEATH STAR
WE GOT DEATH STAR
WE GOT DEATH STAR

>>33374157
I tried to watch it, but I was turned off by all the pretty boys and it was obviously an anime aimed at chicks due to all the leftist propaganda.

>>33374468
>I was turned off by all the pretty boys
There's only like two or three of them, the rest of the male cast look mostly average
>leftist propaganda
It's just anti-war, where are you getting this from?

>>33374446
Yagoo-san, I know I'm on probation
I privated the VOD, can I stream with Magnation?
I gotta find a way to promote my new song
The bills don't pay for themselves, dawg

>>33322728
SW is one of those series were the original thing isn't that good but some derivative works like Kotor are great plus it's fun to make fun of.

>>33374872
kys

Is Episode 3 the most quotable movie ever?

>>33374446
NVM just best SW rap ever coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUo26RMS2IE

>>33374369
>the sequels
Not a thing, don't exist.
>but Disney
NOT. A. THING.

>>33370727
>star trek was- ACK!
all fucking trekkies must fucking hang

>>33375221
The Trekkie-Warsie wars of the 90s and 00s are over. Both sides lost, mutually assured destruction.

>>33375135
Prequels in general is a treasure trove of great quotes

>>33375265
I... yeah. Yeah. We're just arguing over the burnt out ruins of both series at this point.

No no, meesa no Sith Lord.
Meesa is just a joke character.
Meesa proposes, that the board, give immediately emergency powers to the supreme teameido.

>>33375265
That fanbase war never made any sense anyway. The two franchises are very different and thus aren't really competing with each other (unless you're a deluded Paramount executive who thinks Trek is an action series).
>>33374446
>What is thy bidding, my master?
>It's a disaster, Rainpuff we're after
>But if she could be turned to the Holo side...
>Yes, she'd be a powerful ally, another Holo chuuba
>She will join us or die.
This works so well with basically any vtuber or corpo.

>>33373855
>Palps was basically the best dark side user to ever exist
Wrong in my opinion, but close
>The Force doesn't transfer via cloning
Not exactly, see the Thrawn trilogy, but close enough.
>Palps testing out apprentices
Pretty sure he had his mind set the moment he set his eyes on Anakin, the rest were pawns from that point on
>no nukes
Not true in Legends, but there's not usually incentives for galaxy-state level actors to use fission bombs anyway

>>33375958
It was about being RIGHT that their side was BETTER!!! and thus they needed to ensure the other side knew they were inferior.
I mean look at /vt/ and it's tribalism. Same shit going on every day
>>33375418
50 years is a hell of a run. Most don't make it that long.
And outside >Capeshit most are shambling long before that
Gundam's ever mutating form while somehow keeping its core identity is fucking bullshit at keeping itself strong.

>>33370727
Star Trek is queer and the memes aren't as accessable.

>It is clear to the Chuubas it was the greynames who were behind the corruption that almost caused our collapse.
>In hope of a better tomorrow, we cede distribution of the memberships to the office of the Chancellor of the Unicorn Republic.

>It is with great humility that I take on this immense responsibility.
>Rest assured, when the Schitzo Wars end, I shall reinstate the members as we once knew them.
>But during these treacherous times, we cannot in good conscience allow our superchats to fall under the control and manipulations of homobeggars and Whiteknights again.
>May there be prosperity and affluence in all our tier 2 lands. May our members be free and safe.
>Long live the akasupas!

>>33318893

>>33377577
>Legends
Anon, stop. Barely anyone would touch EU at this point

>>33325280

>>33293789
most reddit-lite thread in the whole website good job /vt/sisters put me on the screencap for r/4chan and that one twitter account for /vt/ cringe

>>33379876
Learn to have fun, goober. It's still better than any of the drama carousel bait threads that dominate this board.

>>33379703
especially not after the quuen died

>>33379703
>Barely anyone would touch EU
Well they should, the old EU is full of great stories
At least until TCW came out and ruined the continuity

>>33380003
kek

>>33379876
go back to twitter

>>33308767
>>33309603
>>33313283
>>33326420
no, he is right, is fun for a little while, for one funny post there is 20 or 30 trash post, the horde of autisitc redditors wants to replicate the joke endlessly and never stops, just like how they kill any meme they encounter

>unironic prequelfags
actual reddit shit

>>33381084
Who cares fag? It's just a thread and it's one of the best we had in weeks
Want to see actual leddit shit? See the retards who come every thread to say that O-M-G PEKORA BOUGHT A HECKERINO MONKE

>Begun the fanbase war has

>>33382141
Wait, so you are telling me Jabba bought a monkey-lizard?

>>33372650
yes, anon, you are the only one, now kys

>Did you come here for answers? There are none. The call of /vt/ is strong, but it is the call of the schizo.
>I have studied you, immersed myself in you. I know the paths you walked in tourist. I know your oshi. I know the yabs that raged upon the vtuber board while the chuubas died around you. You know war. You know battle. And I know of the discord leaks. You know what it means to be broken. The one who who you oshied will destroy you, as she did me. I can end it before it begins.

>>33382802
Fem Exile > Male Exile.

>>33321696
KEK

>>33382141
>we
you tourist, your kind turn places into tumblr or facebook, so get the fuck out and your retard unfunny pleb thread

>>33386266
Jesus how ESL can you be?

>>33386266
Don't use my Oshi to shitpost fuckboi. You will never be a Lamy!

>>33386314
>>33386316
>protect the reddit thread

>>33386266
Cope nigga

Thanks for draining the fun of the thread anons. There is no fun to have in /vt/, right?

>>33386929
How could this happen? We're smarter than this.

>>33386929
Sex

>>33349893
>Statement: Oh, yes. The board had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me cite some specific examples.
>Mockery: "Oh my oshi, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!"
>Mockery: "Oh my oshi, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!"
>Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger.

>>33387073
No we aren't.
A lot of the !!FUN!! threads were marked for destruction in July and are delete on sight.
This is the future the people who do it 4-3 chose.
We only can do the same hateful time loops again and again until the end of time.

holy shit!! they are here!!

>>33387137
>Mockery: "Oh my oshi, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!"
Yep, sounds like us.

>>33379876
>specifically opens a thread they will hate
>reads thread (even though they don't like it)
>"I HATE THREAD!!!"
What do you call this?

>>33387609
Attention whoring?

>>33379876
god forbid Anons goof around with some on-the-nose shitposting, instead of regurgitating the same boring as fuck numberfag and tribalistic nonsense on display in the catalog 24/7

>>33387869
That is just made of reaction images. Bravo

>>33387869
I miss Tales of the Jedi so much...

>>33387875
>>33386929
nice, now go back

>>33375181
KEK

I want you to uuu for me, saplings.

>>33388303
Why is it always chinks?

>>33389424
>tfw no immortal tree gf

>Wah

You have to wake up Anon

>>33297380
>>33297462
>>33317474
>>33322092
>Gabe after dooming /infinity/ and Kronies everywhere

>>33389659
OHNONONONONONO T'RA SAABROS DONT LOOK

>>33321696
>>33318862
>>33390762
kek

>With the Male collabs here, we cannot return idol culture to Hololive EN. And now fate has Yielded its reward: a new Corpo to call home. We live among its posters now, hiding in plain sight, but coping in secret, waiting, crying.
>I have witnessed their capacity for CGDCT and Cunny, and though we are splits apart, like us there's more to them than meets the eye.
>I am Holochad Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Idol chads taking refuge among the board. We are here. We are waiting

>>33392300
>WHAT I'VE DOOOOONE

>>33392300

>>33299715
fuck off nijisidious

Best thread on /vt/

>>33317031
>einhorn is a man? OH MY GAWD

>>33382601
SHE ATE THE MONKEY-LIZARD

>>33390938
nowa is that you?

>>33396597
Nowa baby

>>33372650
>. Like I don't understand why people can't just throw nukes at the Sith or Jedis?
who the fuck thinks "hey imma use a nuke on these guys who can control objects with their mind"

>>33372650
>Like I don't understand why people can't just throw nukes at the Sith or Jedis?
They can survive that

>>33398176
>>33398454
>>33398564
We got another one, this time live

>>33396915
Who is he then

>>33398776
Me

>>33398776
>ywn fuck Ventress and swim in an evil pool on Dathormir
ngmi

>>33294621
Council (EN) will decide your fate, Gosling.

>>33400001
>fuck Ventress
Cringe

>>33400665
might aswell hit everything once