/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33226726
What's a hag? A woman who is +30 year old and has a mature personality.
What's a cake? A woman who is +25 year old.

Hag list:
https://pastebin.com/eqeRWL8W (Outdated)


/hag/ Divegrass team wikipage:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hag/

Have a nice day, hagbros

What would you eat if you ever went on a dinner with your hag oshi
redbull and cheetos is my answer [\spoiler]

>>33229424
I would treat her to as many flatulence inducing meals as I can. Veggie rich, Mexican, whatever.
Then, towards the end of the day, get her drinking until she's wasted and passes out.
Now, farting and unconscious, I can lube up the end of my flexible PVC pipe and insert it into her shithole, the other end leading to the gas mask inlet on my face.
Fumigated by her stink, I cum without touching in mere moments.

>>33229424
well besides taking her wherever she'd want to go (knowing that she'd actually be able to decide). I'd go to either one of my favorite burger places, a Japanese location, an Italian establishment, or a cafe. Somewhere mature, fitting for a hag

hags

hags

>>33231479
God I fucking hate brapfags like you so much. Not for anything specific, just because you made me giggle at the worst kind of deviant fantasy.

Hag GF

>>33226726
I'd like to taste Botan's hairy donut if you catch my drift.

>>33229424
Somewhere that does small but fattening dishes. She doesn't eat a lot in one sitting. Maybe a cheesecake shop since I know she likes trying the different varieties.

>>33236177
>still no milf holo
tough

>>33238917
Anon's aren't doing they're jobs properly.

You don't get to die.

>>33229424
I wanna eat (her) hot wings

>>33240445
Autumn hags soon...

>>33245967
Pink Dog Erotic

>>33247370
Very

>>33229066
not so fast, big baby

Is there anything better than cunny hags?
They are a mixture that shouldn't exist.
Mature sexiness in a cute package.
It should be illegal!

>>33242031
Cursed image.

>>33250222
チッチろ〜ん

>>33231479
Has to be the most based post I've ever seen

Your hag oshi will be multiplied tonight. Prepare your balls because you are gonna get drained

>>33252824
I've got a full tank and ready for the challenge

>>33254827
I need Flare to sit on my face

>>33257380
Her sweaty hag ass on your face probably produces a chocolate coffee tasting elf sweat

>>33259724
I don't like coffee but I like coffee elves.

Post hags in long dresses

>>33260535

>>33252824
Through sex or through blowjobs?

>>33267772
both at the same time

I know theyre all more than capable of doing all of these, but which hags specialize in
>Paizuri
>Anal
>Feetjobs
>Blowjobs
>Voyeurism
>Femdom

>>33268388
>Botan
Definitely fits the femdom category.
That Lioness is a damned monster when shes in heat and will milk you dry like a Juicebox until she gets a litter and her lust sated.
>Polka
I see her veering towards the footjob category, she is a clown after all and most importantly a hag. She could probably give you a footjob whilst doing a handstand

>>33268322
Blowjobs arouse me more so I'd rather have 3 Polka's (even though she isn't my hag) fighting with eachother over who gets to suck my dick or which of them gives me the best head.
What I wouldn't like to experience (and it'd be a first for me) is what happens after the first orgasm and she keeps sucking hoping to squeeze out more cum. Would it be painful?

>>33268388
Speaks for itself

>>33271053
What did she mean by this

>>33268388
Not only all of those minus the paizuri but pitjobs too

>>33277153
Fuck I just found this, God she looks breedable, I want to attack her lower body
https://twitter.com/Varniskarnis/status/1570488024341041152?t=OBPlrGOorsYfxnj-DsDRIg&s=19

>>33277790
that guy loves drawing Mio and Lui, highly recommended for anyone that frequents these threads

>>33277854
>Was responsible for picrel
Thank you for this information. Followed with notifications on, it feels gay knowing another man's art makes me go primal

>>33277956
based

>>33278123
Christ I love busty sweaty hags so much. I must fulfil Abe's wish and breed Japanese hags until I have a lineage to breed Japanese hags when I'm gone

I hate myself so much, why can’t i stop jerking off to hags? At this rate i might get ED before i even date a hag irl

>>33248385
You won't stop her

>>33270375
>Would it be painful?
You are a big guy

>>33285526
Fatty!

>>33268388
Not really specialized, but if i had to choose a hag for these situations it would go like this
>>Paizuri
Watame
>>Anal
Flare but ill pass on anal and fuck her doggystyle instead
>>Footjobs
Polka
>>Blowjobs
Botan
>>Voyeurism
Pic rel
>Femdom
Lui

>>33286137
>>Footjobs
>Polka
Great fucking tastes

>>33286137
>>33268388
>>33270238
Polka canonically has big feet btw

>>33287012
she should put them on my face

>>33286137
Watame has some great fucking tits. Would Lui be into femdom? I don't watch her as much as I should.

Is anyone else turned on by the loose skin on hags arms? I just wanna squeeze it and gently nibble on it.

>>33287112
>loose skin
you mean fat? I don't mind being pudgy to an extent, but having fat to the point where there's all that loose skin on the arms, neck, chin etc is an immediate turn-off

>>33287089
Lui has a whip, she’s probably the only holo that could be into CBT

>>33286137
Good taste. However, I'd rather use ayamy for paizuri and use the sheep for pitsex.

>>33289093
I would not be surprised if she's a sub like most women.

>>33288199
literally one of the first results, how is this fat? Hags have a little bit more of that, but its still not FAT.

>>33290098
the fuck did you do to this image you bastard, turn them back

>>33290155
it seems I've misunderstood what you meant by loose skin, carry on then

>>33290098
All I want is a woman much taller than me that will top me.
I'll sooner win the fuckin lottery

What do you guys like about pregnant hags? For me it's the tightness of the belly and the display of fertility. Also the idea of marking your hag turns me on.

hag love
https://litter.catbox.moe/l5yj6j.png

>>33290596
What's the point of hag sex if they're not going to end up pregnant?

>>33290596
>marking your hag turns me on
Are you black by any chance? That is one of the signs honestly. In the black community, it is considered "cool" to get a chick pregnant and then bail. Hence so many fatherless thugs running around.

>>33290958
I'm not black, I just love hags and pregnant women. If I got a hag pregnant I would of course stay with her and give her as many kids as she wanted.

>>33290958
>In the black community, it is considered "cool" to get a chick pregnant and then bail.
How on earth is that cool? It's pure scumbag behavior, this is why the USA is a mess of a country

>>33287089
Lui is into femdom and talked about wanting to force two guys to do gay things to each other. No idea what that fetish would be called

>>33292043
H-hot.

>>33292043
>Lui is into femdom
Cool, might subscribe
>force two guys to do gay things to each other
On second thought, no, you can take her.

>>33292043
Imagine Lui forcing me and you to kiss while she is masturbating

>>33285670
For you.
But I was being serious when I made that reply, anon. I've never continued to jerk off once I've had an orgasm so I've no idea how it'd feel if I were to continue.

>>33290596
Everything.
I love the idea of a hag being shocked, surprised and in disbelief when she finds out that she's pregnant, then fully excited.
I love how their bellies slowly expand. Id want to see more pregnancy progress art of hags. Starting with a small bump and the belly slowly growing as her entire body changes a bit as well.
Just the belly itself and how cute it looks.
The idea itself that a hag is carrying your child inside of her and that you will be a family together with her. Ofcourse making the family even bigger with repeat pregnancy!

>>33290673
Nice belly. Nice milky tits.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=z_cNWPkoxdw

>>33294307
A part of me feels weird for wanting to mating press and breed Korone becuase shes so sweet and happy all the time.
Then again, my primal base instincts tell me that I need her legs locked tight around my waste as I pump my children into her as we tongue wrestle in a sweaty sex ball.
I honestly think that after my body almost gives out from the hours of breeding sex that Korone would roll me over and ride every last drop out.

>>33302059
Plus she has six pack abs irl so guaranteed her legs will borderline crush you when she wraps them around you

>>33302466
I need to be milked dry in her embrace...

>>33302059
Her being sweet and happy just adds to it to me. The playful way she flirts and all that. It feels like it would be a fun relationship, even if a bit hyper active and chaotic at times

could you breed every holohag back to back without your body giving in?

>>33303657
I can try.

>>33303657
Why would I want to do it with anyone besides the one I like?

>>33292043
SOURCE!?

>>33303657
I'd much rather breed one all day and inseminate her for sure

>>33303657
Yes

I like to watch hags. They fill me with joy. The first I felt it I thought I was going to die. I said to Yagoo I must have them, all of them, all there are. For nothing makes me happy but their shining and their grace. So Yagoo hired them. Each time I see the hags, my hags, it is like that morning in the woods and I am truly young, in spite of myself.

I'd like to eat with hags

A hag a day keeps the depression away

>>33319919
No Toko, don't eat that plant!

Luilui

>>33315298
>>33290792
>>33290098
Pregnant hags never fail to make me cum.

>>33325032
Don't know why I always get the urge to spread a woman's legs open when they sit with their legs crossed

Where does this lion get off being so damn sexy without even trying

>>33231479
Based
Who's your oshi?

>>33331480
>Where does this lion get off
On my bed, sometimes hers

>>33335495
Odd, I don't remember making this post.

>>33338073
HAG FEET ON MY FACE

>>33338452
You got that right.

>>33338978
FUCKING MESU LIONESS SEDUCING ME WITH HER SOFT SOLES AND DAINTY TOES

>>33340572

>>33226726
>You are coming home after a very shitty day at work
>As you're approaching the doors of your house, you hear Botan's giggle from the inside that instantly puts you in a good mood.
>You run inside excitedly, only to realize that you live alone and are probably going insane.

>>33342907

>>33342441
if going insane means that I'll have my own hag living in my house and interacting with me. I'd gladly go full schizo

>>33303657
Many have attempted the hag marathon, only a few have finished

>>33338073
>>33338452
>>33338978
>>33340572
>>33341135
Why does Botan have so much SEX feet art yet like only 3 footjob works

>>33325073

Chubby hag eating stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKj2uCih0ok

>>33345534
softcore is better than straight up sex

I like to imagine my hag wife scolding our daughter while I’m coming home from work

ahhh
I wanna fuck a hag

>>33345534
It really is a shame that there isn't more.

>>33358757
I just want her to dominate my cock with her feet before slowly sitting down on it to receive her baby batter from my cock...

Where can I get an autistic virgin hag, I'll join any religion or Cult if it means obtaining a hag

>>33333979
It's mio, but I want to sniff botan's just as much.
All of the hags really. And fauna because of that vegan stench.

>>33325750
this makes me go primal

happy life with hag wife

Autumn hag

>>33262599
I had a Polka one similar to that Mio but it's gone for some reason

>>33270375
It does hurt, quite a fucking lot, but if you're able to cum again during your refractory period it feels GOOD. Mind blowing shit.

>>33363020
theres no way my kid will be a four eyes, ill gouge their eye out first

>>33362565
lord almighty, it should be a crime to be this seductive

JK Hag

>>33383095
>>33383802
Goddamn!!

>>33345534
You got passive footfag stuff (aka showing off good feet) then active stuff (footjobs)

>>33367213
Now I kind of want to experience it with a hag where after I've orgasmed once, she's still not satisfied and keeps jerking me off despite me begging her to stop.

>>33367144
This casual clussy?

>>33367144
>but it's gone for some reason
You know, I've been feeling like some hag pics keeps getting deleted without me doing so. I think that maybe the C.I.A is doing this to stop the increase of sexual lust for hags and promote filthy casual sex with young whores

>>33388217
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is Kuro doing to that poo viewer in the image?

>>33389871
It appears that she's had enough and is no longer willing to wait for the viewer make his move.

Reminder that VTL3 Knockouts Round will start in 1 hour. We may have been eliminated but there's still a lot of hags in many of the teams playing.
/nepolabo/ with Botan and Polka, Ami plays in /tsunx/ and /vrt/ , /doog/ with Korones, Clio on /vrt/ too, the spider hag, etc. Our spirit will carry on in multiple teams
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague

>>33390522
Casino_2nd is single handedly fueling my Lioness foot obsession.

>>33390250
I kinda thought that as well when I saw it, but I also thought (because where the hand is going) Kuro was iron clawing him to restrain him because he was considering running when she said she wanted him to fuck her stupid.
Poor viewer though. But I kind of feel jealous of the position he's in despite not being a fan of Kuro.

>>33391240
Same, I wasn't really into feet but I've been converted

>>33391383
she could also be restraining his face so that she could properly violate it with her tongue.

>>33391570
Isnt it dangerous to just lay in bed with a SSRB that's about to explode?

>>33392398
Don't worry about that

>>33392480

>>33392398
It's more dangerous to lay on bed with horny SSRB's slightly pushing Botan's underwar aside to make enough room to stick it in between her sweet asscheeks like this cheeky fucker on the back. That's me btw

GAMERS is the sex generation

Sweet dreams, Dreamy Sheep.

>>33399677
Wrong thread lol.

>>33395519
Man, I wanna pin her up against a wall before going to town on her from behind

>>33227595
Watame, Flare, and Aki are hags?
My fucking God I can only get so erect

>>33401145
That's a lovely little bush she's got there

Hagseller I would like your strongest hags.

>>33406025
I don't have many ムキムキ hags.

>>33406025
My hags are too strong for you, traveler

>>33406025
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v0_gZwVSKIA

>>33406025

>>33417020
u f00kin w0t?

>>33417020
This is some good bait.

>>33417467
Idk about what "bait" are you talking about friend, but have some hag.

>Please pretend I replied to every single image in the thread.
They NEED to stop shaving.

>but your picture-
Not enough unshaven chuuba art, must make do with regular images. Would be fixed if they all just stopped shaving.

>>33417020
>>33418127
>>>/trash/

>>33406104
>>33408383
>>33410421
These hags look like powerful amazons that can definitely protect a weakling like me. Arigato.

>>33287089
>>33289093
>>33292043
>>33294395
>>33294497
>>33308456
I am going to need a citation on Lui being into femdom. For science.

>>33418544
https://files.catbox.moe/kfluvf.jpeg

>>33418544
If you’re into bush, Tanaka Ahiru has a series of doujins solely focused on thick chuuba pubes
https://exhentai.org/g/1996825/72f76b1a83/
https://exhentai.org/g/2179328/67ac3502e4/
https://exhentai.org/g/2308304/aec0e289d6/
https://exhentai.org/g/1932855/2c54d170a1/

>>33419417
>https://pastebin.com/eqeRWL8W

>>33425494
A hag in name but in spirit.

>>33425494
>https://pastebin.com/eqeRWL8W (Outdated)
>Outdated
Maybe we should make a roastie list and include Kson and wathever Rushia call herself now

My favourite Hag

>>33428920
>Age
>Outdated

How big is too big?

>>33428920
list people who reach the age but her act isn't like a hag at all, for example Luna

>>33399717
still works

>>33435921
or Polka

>>33434600
no such thing

>>33436244
she smells like a hag to me

What makes a hag a hag? many of them doesn't act like one at all

>>33392084 is this true?

>>33437066
anon watch stream

>>33437331
I think so, but anon Choco doesn't act like a mature woman when it comes to dating, she literally doesn't want any responsabilities. Roastie

>>33436244
>Polka
Watch streams before talking about my oshi

>>33438104
yeah she seems like that one auntie who drains everyone who comes up to her

>>33438104
Yup, she's single solely by the way she views men. Sounds like an incel now that I think about it.

>>33434600

>>33423805
This series speaks to me on a spiritual level.

Nui needs a bigger bush though. I would make trimming as illegal as shaving if I could.

Wish I could be my oshi's househusband

She isn't wearing a bra today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwSdPiWuVpY

>>33438436
Choco's problem seems to be attraction to "bad" guys but not wanting to deal with their behaviour, which is why her dates went so shitty.
So she wants a good guy who dresses and talks like a bad guy but acts like a good guy
So she wants to marry an anime protag

>>33452389
She've never talked about bad or good guys. There's a clip where she talk about what she wants in a man
>own a house
>own a car
>go out
>doesn't spend ''too much'' time with her
>Doesn't go to her house
>Let her go out alone
Basically she just want someone to fuck and take her to dates without any responsability

>>33454208
Basically she wants a husband that she can play with like one of her games when she's on an autism bender, but will completely leave her alone otherwise.

>>33456425
truly a devilish demon

Sweaty Smelly Hag

>>33322109
More than one a day would be better...

>>33344771

>>33231479
Fuck you for giving out such a good idea, now I can't help but imagine how amazing it would be to pull this off irl with my favourite hag, browsing here has turned me into a turbo degenerate

>>33231479
>>33251931
>>33464619

>>33466939
>>33470635
Very cute dog!

I am fapping to this lion’s butt as im typing this

Miosha daughter

>>33467890
I edge to those collection of images quite a lot but i never coomed to them

>>33457748
>>33458517
Reminder that you too could be cuddling with this soft squishy hag

https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/ookami-mio/products/ookami-mio-birthday-celebration-2022-body-pillow-cover

This Koron makes me release fluids.

>>33242031
head wings never made any sense

>>33475713
her head is detachable and can fly on its own

Is your hag inteligent?

>>33475377
And here’s an unofficial nsfw Mio daki
https://cuddlyoctopus.com/product/ookami-mio/

>>33481254
Holy shit reasonable shipping prices. Might have to pick up that Watame.

>>33483062
For a little bit extra money you can make a sfw/nsfw side instead of full nsfw if you want some variety

>>33484400
Damn slutty lion ready for someone to take her for ride

>>33475377

>>33475377
I'm having this reminder for tenma....I'm going terminal