/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33270519
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>33270541
aMEN

ALMOOOOOOOOND

Is there an autistic reason why the meidos end the /mans/ threads so early, instead of letting go to 1500 like hlgg? Also, STREAM EVIL ZONE VESPER

>>33270519
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

>>33270300
>>33270304
Nowa is the type to look at you in shame as you misunderstood something he said. You may go along the rest of your life without knowing, but Nowa will know, he will always remember. Until one day something in your brain sparks, an enlightening moment where you realize your folly, than he will tell you that he knew and tap you on the shoulder and smile at you and walk away.

>Papa and mama streaming at the same time
I'm in heaven?

>>33270483
Based

>>33270568
ALMOND LOVE

How long can this guy go for

>>33270658
10 minutes.

>>33270658
this hag has stamina...

Just woke up
Vesper status?

/MANS/
Nowa itching for that longest stream run
He's gonna shoot for 11:59:59 run.

>>33270720
He's still building his big shaft but he should be done soon

Any chance we can get Nowa to stream cities skylines?

Just a reminder that Fauna is on topic here because she is now officially adopted by Vesties as a part of /MANS/

>>33270721
Meant to add not this stream but soon

>>33270721
He's ending in 5 minutes

>>33270721
Nah, he's gonna end it to redirect the viewers to Leader.

>spent nearly 6 hours watching uncle play minecraft
>now going to spend another couple hours watching leader play minecraft

AXEL LOVE

>>33270760
i've decided that this sapling is a falseflagger solely because his existence makes me look bad

>>33270760
you know, i'd actually be okay with this opposed to Mori

>>33270760
Why are you like this, deadbeat?

>>33270572
Did you come to 4chan last week?

>>33270757
there will NEVER be a true strategy/management playing holopro talent until i join

https://twitter.com/ApollyonBlade/status/1570294191363887104?t=T_Ypq1R9UjMtsLcdjOE6YQ&s=19

>>33270803
It's not a sapling, is a deadbeat seething because we told him that Mori is off topic here

>>33270572
baka meidos don't actively kill the thread

>>33270572
They hate us bait-chama.

KEK

LMFAO

HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHA

KEK

Nowa...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

every time he does it...

LMAO

Which anon called that he'd fall in the pit earlier?

This was the best possible way that stalling could have ended.

THIS STUPID OJI-SAN

The fact that this autistic man still haven't played Factorio and is wasting his autism on Minecraft is a crime

Nowa...

>>33270760
I can finally talk about mommy and daddy on the same thread

Whoever said he'll fall into the shaft early in the stream
BLESS YOU

my orbits are in sides

It was a bit

>>33270519
Granpa got rotated...

>Oh fuck! Fuck me fuck me~
Tell me someone clipped it

this is the most autistic thing i've seen lmao

>>33270760

>>33270985
we’re waiting on perms be patient

>>33270994
We should just make some Vespling thread.

I absolutely adore this sperg

>>33270760
fuck off

The priest smiles.

>>33270760
when did this happen

>>33270760
Fuck on

>>33271056
With the switch release it should be easier to get, right?

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>>33270760
Based
We love mommy here

Don't hate the game Nowa-oji

>>33270884
I'm a sapbeat unironically

>>33270760
fuck midway

>>33271134
one could only hope…

he backed into the shaft

I'm a vespling but I fucking hate vesplings

>>33271076
the new Anya-Petra

I FUCKIN CALLED IT

>>33270760
fuck up

>>33270760
uuuuuuuu

>>33270884
I have yet to see proof that that faggot is a "deadbeat". He hasn't posted his proof not once. If he is truly is a deadbeat, he'd know what I'm talking about. It's literally just bait so he gets to read people shitting on Mori.

>>33271195
Right back at ya

>>33271076
Do, and take all the retards with you

>>33271219
what the hell is that game on the right

>>33271198
If you could get enough vesplings it could be fun as an intermittent thread.

I just watched 5 hours of old man making weird noises and talking about random stuff. I loved every minute

>>33271247
>new thread
>immediately derailing with off topic hololive talk

>>33270572
>Is there an autistic reason why the meidos end the /mans/ threads so early, instead of letting go to 1500 like hlgg?

You are in fact the autist, the thread doesn't move fast enough to reach 1500 before it dies naturally Especially with all the baitposting and shitposting on the catalog.

Why does Nowa hate Leader so much that he had to leave as soon as Altare joined.

>>33270572
Shutup retard, also you got the wrong Vesper
Damn...Evil Zone was a good game

>>33271269
Sucker for Love. VN where you date eldritch beings.

>>33271269
An Eldritch horror dating sim

inb4 vesper afks in the server so altare can't sleep and dies to phantoms

>>33271330
He was too flustered after what they did last night when the cameras were off

>>33271396
kys

>>33271312
I'm telling you that faggot is using "XYZ is on-topic here" to falseflag and it's naive to think image of vtuber = member of fanbase.

>>33271437
I don’t give a shit about your autistic catalog battles
Fuck off with your off topic shit

what does he means by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OCN1K5scLI

Is the master tier worth it, Vespies?

>>33271502
watch streams

>>33271483
Then tell him to fuck off because he fucking does it every. single. thread.

>>33271502
Ame

>>33271529
No

>>33271219
>Fauna uses glasses
>Nowa uses glasses
THEY ARE blind

>>33271529
No. Get T2 instead.

>>33271529
No. Buy tons of merch instead

>>33271529
Yeah you get a personal gloved handjob

>>33271599
gloved handjob fetish vestie...

>>33271639
that’s me. i think about it every day

Never knew taht trick

Holy shit, I haven't watched the homos in a couple of weeks but what the hell happened? Why is everyone playing Shitcraft and the same 2-3 streamerbait games that the girls also play on a regular basis?
Is it management? Is management forcing everyone to be thoughtless automatons playing the same 2-3 games over and over again because they bring in the numbers or something? I want out of this collectivist shithole so much

>I don't really like to ignore people
heh

He doesn't really like ignoring people
take note of that one :D

>>33271725
This is the Japanese corpo experience bro

>i don’t like ignoring people, i feel kinda bad
he lies as he breathes

>>33271797
subhumans dont count

Every time Vesper redirects to Altare and every time I have to close his stream quickly so I don't give a view to Altare accidentally, such is life

youre very silly for saying that altare

>>33271725
KYS threadreader

>>33270572
only fighting game i had as a kid
it was amazing

>>33271725
>couple of weeks
fuck off, you are tourist now

LEADER LOVE

>>33271725
Stupid block game keeps you relevant for the youtube algorithm. The Prudent youtuber move is probably play block game every few weeks then resume whatever content you actually like streaming.

>>33271810
it’s okay bro, i’ll make it up for you on my smart fridge

OMEGA LOVE

I love holopro

>>33271884
It always was a tourist, bored retard from the catalog

>>33271725
Vesper got addicted to Minecraft unironically

Regis's G is pronounced like the Regice G don't let leader fool you

>>33271893
High school Altare… impossibly hard working student council member with a bully side… cute

>>33272031
I pronounce it both way because I'm a filthy ESL

>want to member vesper because his boomer tastes and autism appeal to me
>but also want to member magni because i like his unhinged behavior and art

>>33272031
Actually his name is Ragus

I refuse to believe Axel is the last name

>>33272029
This, Vesper is enough if an autist to get hooked on MC

>>33272087
Member both, faggot

>>33272087
Just get one gifted to you anon, it isn't that hard

>>33272133
i've only been gifted ragus so far

Okay but, what if Vesper played 7 Days to Die instead? It's Minecraft but also Zomboid.

>>33272087
Just be active on their streams and you will get memberships. I got all 3 except for Altare's because I bought it as soon as I could.

>>33272111
Actually his name is Ragusea

>>33272223
Axel mentioned setting up a 7 Days to Die server

Syrios Axel
Dezmond Magni

>if he likes that he’s a freak and a psychopath, what the heck?
extremely rich coming from you…

What powder is Leader talking about?

Oh boy 3am Murder Walk with Leader!

>3AM walk Twitter space
Oh shit we are hearing a live murder tonight

>>33271725
People like to play the games they love. Both Altare and Vesper are addicted to the game, that why they stream it a lot. Magni and Axel don’t stream it as much because they are not as invested.

3am walk is either going to be the most BFE content ever or the most frightening content ever

>>33272340
cocaine

>>33272381
I really hope its the latter.

altare will walk to my house tonight

>>33272381
>Either

>>33272274
I remember that, and I think Magni mentioned Don't Starve Together too. What is their next collab game, still zomboid?

>>33272381
Both.

HE GOT A SAPLING

>>33272427
it was nice knowing you anon
o7

>>33272378
Vesper getting hooked on Minecraft was my worst nightmare coming true, he used to be my favorite but it's obvious that all the cool content he was teasing will never happen much
He's basically the male version of Fauna, overpromising but delivering very little

>>33272381
Im actually really hoping it's some sort of roleplay content rather than just a chat or heart to heart thing

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SAPLINGS

>>33272516
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>33272492
how much do you hate altare for grooming him into it?

>>33272454
They're going to play don't starve in a few hours. Still unsure of the time because either Magni or Axel fucked up their schedule

I wish I could go on 3AM walks but there is like a 60% chance I get stabbed by a drunk slav or robbed by a group of gopniks
It's unfortunate since empty dark streets are comfy...

>>33272492
not to mention those dumb shorts he keeps spamming on his channel, he's an unashamed numberfag. probably the worst fall from grace from a vtuber since Sio

>go outside at 3am
>hear leader talking to his twitter space
what do

>>33272557
I crave the day I could just go outside at 10pm and take a short walk around the neighborhood but its too dangerous due to all of the homeless people roaming around. I don't want to get shanked.

>>33272600
run

>>33272598
my dear oji-san trying doing his best to give back to cover who saved himself from the dread of day-to-day wageslavery...

>>33272600
say the N word and get him graduated

>>33272600
>>33272625
>I-Run
He warned you.

>>33272666
devilish

>>33272600
Accept the end and let go

I think leader is on the spectrum

>>33272598
>>not to mention those dumb shorts he keeps spamming on his channel, he's an unashamed numberfag.

Knowing how to play the algorithm game isn't the same as being a numberfag, otherwise he'd be spamming "Hey" at talents like those Niji males.

>>33272492
Wait, why is Vesper playing Minecraft is such a bad thing? He’ll get to the other stuff eventually. His minecraft stuff is relaxing.

>>33272693
he’s like the same level of autism as vesper he’s just better at his normalcy kayfabe at first appearance

>>33272765
nta but he's definitely a numberautist.
Also, imagine being the only guy that goes against the agreement to have top tier memberships bragging rights only.
Vesper is cool but he isn't as wholesome as you schizos make him out to be.

>>33272825
>He’ll get to the other stuff eventually
DYRBI?
I'm still waiting for my Fauna AoE2 stream...

I know the majority of the thread are saplings when Nowa streams but jesus christ please keep things on topic

>>33272884
>Also, imagine being the only guy that goes against the agreement to have top tier memberships bragging rights only.
what?

>realize ill never have bro-friends like tempus nor a boyfriend like vesper or axel
>realize im gonna be stuck in the deepest hells of parasocial relationships with these guys cause not only do they make me feel good, im entertained by them
>too sick to leave the house
atleast i have tempus...

>>33272693
We've known since he said he loved game grumps

>>33272957
Nigga, report. Shit won't happen on its own

>>33272957
Altare has the least fans here, pretty rough for him i guess.

>>33272598
fuck him for wanting to do his job and help his channel grow?

>>33272598
this is probably baiting but if you seriously can't see the difference between being a "numberfag" and wanting to grow and do better, both as a channel and as a content creator, then you have real autism.
It's like accusing someone of being "egocentric" because he likes to take a shower every morning and dress properly before going out

of course, he wants his channel to do well, and male vtubers have it really hard, but he knows that his channel is more than just numbers, his favorite games are really not "buff games", he cares about quality

BLAH BLAH WHO CARES WATCH LEADER'S STREAM RIGHT NOW
https://youtu.be/-OCN1K5scLI
https://youtu.be/-OCN1K5scLI
https://youtu.be/-OCN1K5scLI
https://youtu.be/-OCN1K5scLI
https://youtu.be/-OCN1K5scLI

>>33272600
Flash my vesper magni art shirt at him then scurry away in a maniacal laughter

>>33273038
You can just have your channel growing naturally without forcing it by doing what you like.

>>33273088
it must be nice living in lala land, anon.

>>33273066
Do you think Leader has a Vesper shirt?

>>33272884
Actually he talked about that recently and said he would change to be a bragger tier as well

>>33272988
Just be me and accept your hamster life fate.

>>33273121
probably by now if he didn't have prime

>>33273061
No

>>33270568
>>33270602
NijiEN's two doors down

Neigga i just want to matingpress magni

>>33272492
I have no problem with Vesper so far, despite disliking Minecraft.
Now that gook nigga Regis is the least funny Tempus member, aware that he is such and therefore he's gonna start women drama every week in order to stay relevant. It's pitiful

>>33273088
>>You can just have your channel growing naturally without forcing it by doing what you like.

Not with the male debuff, especially when you also can't interact with 3/4th of the company on stream without triggering backlash. The boys are fighting for their livelihoods behind the scenes and it's been paying dividends.

This is the first Tempus stream I've been able to watch in weeks since I recently got promoted and have been swamped. What have I missed since the L4D2 collab?

Also whose diamond house is that? Why are they flexing?

>>33272975
NTA but vesper has wallpapers as his tier 4 reward (which is a pretty minimal reward compared to everything else in his membership). my rrat is that he just wants to give something to people who buy that tier because his 2view mindset wouldn't allow someone who gives him that much money to go unrewarded

>>33273088
Here's your (you)
You want it to grow "naturally" by having people who don't watch them sit through their hour long streams? Making shorter content is as natural you can get to grow on YouTube

>>33273194
Shut up

>>33273194
Good job, dumbest bait post i’ve read in a week

The lilypad platforms look dumb.

>>33273194

>>33273088
Why the fuck should it be a dichotomy with no inbetween? You can make streams doing things that you like and still do stuff that can boost your numbers as well. It's not like anyone forces them to do stuff they absolutely hate for numbers.

>>33273201
The fuck is this esl trying to say

>>33273201
>>33272598
Stop hating on the boys. They are a package deal and are practically best bros and they will never really know or like you

>>33272492
Btw, what is it that he’s not fulfilling? He’s still working on dnd. he’s reading the wiki for dawrf fortress. the other stuff is in permissions hell.

>>33273194
I'll bite because I'm bored, but man, this is a holo thread, Nijis aren't allowed here, the fuck are you talking about.

>>33273325
Just a catalog nigger trying to start something, give him an ogey or something next time.

>>33273201
ogey ESL
take your schizo meds and head to school

Imagine replying to refugee bait and watching leader stream
link related
https://youtu.be/qFfybn_W8Ak

i like every single holo

>>33273201
they’re a package deal. you’re going to get used to altare and you’re going to like it.

>>33273439
Based Mikoposter

>trying to tribalnigger tempus who is literally just one whole fanbase
what is this pitiful effort
????????????????

>>33272913
>I'm still waiting for my Fauna AoE2 stream...
When the fuck will this dumb bitch finish Hypnospace Outlaw?

>>33273270
>>33273289
>>33273322
>Get brotubers
>Average Nenmen leech shows up
I think the best part is how straight the boys are that you fucks never get pandered to.
You miserable fucks must literally be on omocat levels of degeneracy to ship them.

Genuinely enough to make me appreciate them being as they are.

Leader SUCKS at MC

>>33273325
>>33273421
>ESL
>ESL
Thank you for agreeing with me. It's true that Altare is an unfunny fuck who needs to rely in drama in order to stay relevant, otherwise you'd prove me wrong with an actual argument

>>33273392
I'm not gonna give you holes anymore attention. Just know you and your faggot pox ships out you for what you are very blatantly.

ogey

>>33273570
ogey

>>33273499
Uuuuh, what's wrong with Omocat?

>>33273383
Where is Baldur's Gate? Where is KotOR? Where is Planescape Torment? Where is all the nerdy stuff he promised? Minecraft is dudebro content

im not gonna argue with a monkey who has no evidence other than the voices in his head and the delusions you see from smelling the shit in your mudhut

>>33273224
Vesper "I'm not going to get into Minecraft" Noir got too invested in his wizard tower

I don't even watch Altare but why is this guy seething over literal nothing. He's cool in the collabs I watch.

>>33273643
He's just protecting what's most important to him. His virginity.

uuuuuuu Uncle Nowa's delicious man musk... sniff sniff yummy pungent sweaty man musk...sniff sniff delicious....

yep its a catalognigger raid, just report and ignore

>>33273499
>straight

>>33273463
I have no idea why or where the random raid came

I want to be the giant stuffed Pikachu plush Altare cuddles in bed…

>>33271502
We'll never know, it's just so ambiguous.

*sniff sniff*
i-is that a MAG I smell?
*sniff sniff*
mmm yes I smell it! MAGSMELL!!!! I smell a Mag! W-What is a Mag doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A MAG HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....
*sniff sniff*
it smells so good! I love Magsmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious Magscent! It's driving me MagCRAZY!!!!!!
if u are a Mag and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute Mag!!!! I love you!

>been watching tempus all day
I need a life. Hopefully I don't sleep through Magni's stream again

>>33273499
We get it. You’re insecure about being gay.

>>33273775
you're here forever anon. dont fight it...

>33273668
Bruh

>>33273775
I'm jealous, I wish I had time to follow Tempus like I did the first weeks

HHHRRRRNNNNN

Are those horns, when did they get there

>>33273775
Same, anon. I keep checking their schedules so I can pick out which classes I'm going to skip in uni

>>33273809
>giving something deleted attention
Are you mayhaps retarded

>>33273795
When I'm not watching livestreams I'm catching up on vods. Help.

>>33273838
They were there since monday this week i believe.

>>33273624
Isn’t the issues permissions? Also he started a month ago, give him time. He’s already delivered with stuff like Zomboid and FTL.

I love every single holopro talent

>>33273775
You need to stay awake! I feel like DST's gonna be lit

>>33273476
She brought up finishing it along with Sucker for Love (which she just finished in her current stream) in a recent stream actually.

>>33273888
unitychad I kneel

>>33273499
To be fair shipfaggotry is in all sides of fanbases. You can't really avoid it.
It just so happens that Nijibros are more into it. Just look at Psyborg and Crossick (granted Crossick is sort of in dead waters at the moment).

>>33273888
king shit right here

>>33273783
>>33273732
Hey I get it, you have a poor relationship with your father so you want your ken dolls to fuck. Stop replying to me since you're derailing and go take a shower.

>>33273888
I can only kneel so hard anon

>>33272598
anon let me explain this to you so you actually understand what Vesper is doing
>Get job at Hololive
>He made it
>Wants to help his old friends who were struggling with him as an Indie
>Get them a job as his "editor" and a foot in the door to cover as possible holostarsEN 2
>Help grow his channel while also helping his old friends get paid and possibly a future job in a stable corpo

>>33273877
Oh, neat.
I haven't been able to watch any of them, just listening because of work. Don't really like rewatching vods

>>33273930
>Posts dude whose most popular ship is with a woman
Alright, last time I'm biting the bait. I'm done.

>>33273439
hey me too!

>>33273888
Same except Mori Calliope

>>33273888
At last, a real man

>>33273775
Yeah. I just realize despite being only 4 of them, they cover the whole day of streaming.
>Axel Apex stream
>Regis morning rougelike stream
>Vesper MC stream
>Regis MC stream
>Tempus full collab in Magni channel
The madlads.

>>33274028
same except I like Mori Calliope!

>>33272381
this blue motherfuckers is going to actually stream realtime his audio and there will be gunshots or screams

>>33273930
Obligatory BOSSU KAKKOII

altare’s voice sounds particularly soft and gentle tonight…

>>33274068
>gunshots
yea, his
>screams
yea, mine

>>33273499
Based. Fujotards btfo

>>33274079
He's hyped for the 3am walk

>>33272381
Regis Altare Presents: My Boyfriend is Schizophrenic and Talks to the Voices at 3am!

>>33273499
I know this is obviously bait, but I can smell the piss bottles in your room and physically see your "internet arguments won" whiteboard.
>They are anime boys
>They are playing a character
>I like seeing cute boys
>I wanna see cute boys fuck
It doesn't take that much brainpower to separate the 2D model/character from the real person behind them. None of this is real bro.

I love them as bros too and desu if they began fujopandering as much as Luxiem I would never watch them again. Now look at Magni's ass and jerk off, fag.

>>33273941
Bruh, you derailed shit to begin with, and now you complain about derailing…

retards will literally post in a thread called /MANS/ and be shocked when the regular userbase likes men

>>33273224
You missed a zomboid wipe and a few shenanigans.

Nowa's tower will become a tourist point won't it?

>>33273930
>mafia
Ayo

I kinda think Altare is too private to succeed at the same level as the others which sucks since he somehow became my oshi

hope the bois can get more perms, the collab later today should be fun
Leader's panda altar looks cool

>>33274142
>>33273930
>>33273774
>>33273322
>>33273270
>>33274260
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/y/

>>33274260
Nice art but head too small, looks like a gazelle

>>33273888
Based. We should talk about all of them here in the unity thread

>>33273121
There is no doubt in my mind.

>>33274324
>>>myvan
>>33274325
Fuck off baiting tard

>>33274324

>>33273121
All 4 of them probably brought them all.

What banner is leader doing?

>2000+ viewers
>no slow mode
>can still see my chat message from a minute ago

I am never chatting in the boys' streams again. I'm getting anxiety just starting at my name.

>>33274325
Or you can make a holopro global instead of baiting us, what do you think?

Leader always gets the threads that need the most rape correction. Please assume the position

>>33274263
Silly anon, his privacy is part of his charm. He'll have a dedicated cult following that enjoys all his quirks and will stick around in the long run for comfy chats and community in-jokes

Leader is a bottom, sorry

Unity thread? Unity thread

>>33274263
>since he somehow became my oshi
i feel the same way and i couldn’t tell you what happened. i just… think he’s neat, i guess. he’s absurdly private in a way i find weirdly interesting, like the tiny glimpses of “realness” i get from him become more special because of it.

>>33274484
It's a MC decorating stream anon, there isn't much to commentate other than, looks nice.

>>33274614
explain your reasoning.

>>33274661
If it's unity then were are the boys?

>>33274614
Hmmmm how so

>>33271725
They don't have permissions for anything they actually want to play. Poor Axel especially

>>33274661
I bet that you don't have the balls to make a holopro thread.

>>33274263
I don't think he can share his day-to-day life until he moves out of his parents home

>>33274263
Didn’t Vesper say that he learned more about Altare through watching him stream than he had in however long they knew each other beforehand?

>Altare is a zelda fan because his father played with him when he was a kid.

>>33274614
Stop baiting for correction Magni. Leader'll get to you eventually

shota altare playing zelda on his dad’s lap…

>>33274896
EEEEH?

Magni is extra cute today! I love my wife(male)! I can’t wait for his stream!

>>33274868
Same except my dad died before BotW came out. I have pretty decently-sized Zelda game collection that I keep a picture of us in.

>>33274896
>>33274868
Cute...

altare playing zelda with his dad

>>33274934
I'm sorry, Teamate...

why are we getting raided

>>33274934
God damnit anon...

altare getting indoctrinated

no idea, but don't forget to report this niggers from catalogue

>>33275016
dad Nowa.....doing things to me...

>>33275058
Vesplingchama...

>>33275016
>>33274958
Cute ;_;

>>33275016
Grampire teaching leader about the wonders of HTML era websites

Axel is organized and a smart dingo guys, i didn't say it, Altare did.

>>33275137
HTML websites has so much soul... I wish we get to see more of those today :(

>>33274934
Sorry about you dad, teamate.

>>33275157
And is this altare in the room with us right now?

>the original yogscast minecraft modpack
thinking about this is gonna make me lose my mind

>>33270674
Dude's a bike maniac. He probably only takes a short hydration break every few hours. God, I wish I was his gay little princess.

>>33275194
Why yes

>>33275282
Anon, at that point there was only ten minutes left before he was going to quit the stream.

>>33275298
HOLY SHIT ANON RU

i can feel myself being groomed by him…

>>33274614
Proof it

ogey

>>33273499
What did Omocat do again?

>>33275647
design merch for the girls
that’s about it

>>33274934
How many of you unironically use Nowa for the father experience.

>>33274614

>>33275716
I can't see Nowa as father experience since my father is alive and well, Nowa feels more like an older friend that likes to gush over games and shit.

Is there a particular reason for him wanting to keep his pandas on a floating island?

>>33275716
Vesoji here, never knew my dad and I thought I was over it at this point, but I'd be lying if I said that Nowa doesn't have that effect on me.

Damn. Is he throwing shade at most of the hololive girls?

>>33275716
The entire sapling population

>>33275716
He's only a decade older than me, so I can't fantasize about him being my dad. Maybe older brother.

>>33275716
I don’t have a dad, he replaced me and my mom for a new family. Vesper reminds me of my grandpa. He’s like a cool uncle/ grandpa. it’s fun to listen to him.

>>33275716
nah hes more like one of my autistic friends ive known since i was 16 through the internet
my dad was technologically inept and more a every man who worked with his hands

>>33275843
What did he said i missed it

test

>>33275843
>i like chinese food
wow dude am i throwing shade at hololive????????

>>33275900
You get that at the gym

>>33275716
I've actually got a cool dad unlike a lot of people here so he's more of a cool uncle to me.

>>33275716
I use Nowa to project and experience what it would be like to be the father friend, so yeah

I think the room is kinda overdesigned

>>33274971
>>33274986
>>33275187
The bookshelf got a little too small for how big the collection was getting, and I lost my NES, SNES, and N64 carts when I moved out 2 years ago (I had the gold carts too), so I only keep the important ones out of what I have left.

>>33275716
He's barely older than me. He's just a cool dude. Also, if I can help him escape salarycuck life by supporting him, I will.

>>33275896
People don't know what game to play on stream because they don't look for games they want to play on stream. Obviously he was talking about it generally but it also perfectly describes half of the EN girls

>>33275716
My dad left me during my parent's divorce. Nowa fills a void in my chest that I didn't know I had

>>33275937
no, I was trying to respond to the pandas question, and 4chan say ""I was a posible spammer" and dont let me comment
It lets me comment now, for some reason

>>33276088
I forgot my image.

Are Altventurers or whatever they're called really ok with an oshi that body shamed and made fat phobic comments on stream?

>>33276127
Anon the reflection!

>>33272598
Not everyone has time to watch every stream you dumb retard.

>>33276127
>>33276088
You're a fucking chad, bro

>>33276155
ogey

>>33276155
Absolutely. In fact, it's right about time someone did.

>>33276155
No one cares about fatties
t. Fatass

>>33276155
Yes.

fat people should be shamed for being fat, my brother got told he was gonna die everyday from the grease burgers he ate until he decided to drop 100 pounds after contracting a case of bells palsy

>>33276127
Because you deserve it, king.

>>33276155
Hopefully it gives them incentive to lose weight

>>33275716
I'm the same age as Nowa so I see him as a bro' who has experienced similar shit as me. All my friends are married with children so he fills a need I still have that they can't anymore.

>>33276155
Just how bitch made are (You)

>>33276276
based, also i didnt know you could get that from being fat

>>33276155
Yes, cuz it motivates me to stay thin and healhy.

>>33276155
Yes! He is based! He isnt more based in public because Susan, and Yagoos perms

>>33276155
I want him to cut the fat off of me.

>>33276328
>>33276248
>>33276242
>>33276204
>>33276370
I was just surprised there wasn't much of a backlash. I don't care personally but if someone like vox said it then there would be a shit storm.

>>33276155
Yes.

>>33276155
yes, go watch 'my 600 pound life'

>>33276155
there are actually people who commented on the vod saying they did not like it or that it made them feel bad and Regis replied to them to apologize

>>33276417
That's the thing, Regis APPEARS to be the faggy homo of tempus, but ended up being the one with the biggest, fattest balls. Vox would've crumbled because he'd fag out, but as Altare established, you don't fuck with him.

>>33276417
Because people who watch leader know they have a problem and want to change. Those who watch Vox are hopeless fatfucks

>>33276155
I don't love judgmental people in general, but at the same time it's whatever. He's just saying the quiet part out loud, even if it hurts my fat feelings.

>>33276417
Idk different type of fanbase maybe or could be the fact that stars are smaller in fanbase means their more chill. Bigger fanbase tend to be more toxic

>>33276417
Different audiences entirely.

>>33276532
what really? damn that means we won't be getting more of that out of him? fucking twitter fucks

altare finally living up to his dream of killing a slime…

posting during little guy hours

>>33275888
Same, he's the older brother I wish I had.

>>33276417
Dude his fans get off to the idea of him disemboweling them. I'm 100% certain at least a couple of fatties have already masturbated to the idea of him insulting them personally about their weight.

>>33276636
>Calvin Klein
kek

>slime farm
>wants to make fun contraptions

Altare WILL build a world eater and destroy the entire server!

>>33276636
YESSSSSSSS
RELEASE THE KOIKATSU CARD

>>33276636
my husband cute cute cute TOT

Altare is going to make some planes to take Vesper down a notch.

>>33276622
I assume he will slip more times and i am honestly up for it, fut fuckers deserve no mercy.

>>33276723
Versper needs to make another towet first, identical to the other one.

>>33276775
He's gonna make it entirely out of diamond blocks.

>>33276682
gonna wait for a bit until the schizos had their fun after the worms collab

>>33276733
What did they do to you to make you into a psycho

>>33276636
nice

>>33276862
okay yeah this is fair

>>33276155
yes x 1000

can he get that kino?

>8 powered rails
>for that steep incline

He doesn't know...

>>33276417
Tempus in general attracts a demographic that doesn't care to go witch hunting. There'd be more of an outrage if they had a bigger audience and built their fanbase around catering to BFE fantasies, but they cater mostly to bros who aren't chronically on twitter to engage in morality competitions for now

>>33276636
Unironically very cute and well made. Anonchamma I kiss.

Please make him fuck Magni I'm begging you.

altare’s roller coaster

>>33277006
This is just the plot to Top Gun 2: Topper Gun.

>>33276880
My older brother bullied me and made feel like trash, even calling me so, he's a fat fuck.
My grandmother is constantly laughing at whatever attempt i do to do something new and enjoyable, she's a fat fuck.
i could go on and on but fat fuckers are the plague of this earth.

>>33276636
Sucking on his waterlogged briefs...

>"tell me that I'm a bad boy"
Leader please...

>vesper makes anything good though
cute