/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33230206
Nice thread.

>>33230206
>Puts effort into her music to write lyrics that blow the minds of /vt/ incels
>Toxic and arrogant

Okay OP you hate her we get it

She's giving you the respect you deserve

who r u replying to?

>>33230206
>doesn't stream but records 5 songs in 1 week
You could only brag about it mori when all 5 are absolute bangers

>>33230602
Her songs are literally all bangers though. And this is coming from a hiphop head who has been enjoying hip hop for over a decade

Yes, I'm sure that oversaturation of music is helping your MVs now. Latest cover sits at 166k after over 2 days yet Ame's really terrible King cover sits at 264k after over 8 hours.

>>33230645
I hope she sees this, bro, however you are not going to fuck her, cheers

>>33230645
sir you need to understand that music taste is subjective, however my music taste is the only valid one so your taste in music is absolute garbage

>>33230651
>Numbers
Where's Ames 34 million views song? Or her multiple 10m+ ones?

>>33230645

>>33230796
Imbecile take. Everything is subjective until it is not, yet it can't be.
If it's agreed upon, it is the truth

>>33230206
I have never seen a more forced attempt at seethe.

hey man, that's the only good thing she does. let her be

>>33230645
Shut the fuck up, you don't know shit. Here your fucking (You), bitch.

>>33230206
Why doesn't she help the rest of EN to produce more music?

>>33230206
who is she quoting

>>33230645
Bro you're like 7.

>>33231288
Do we really need mori threads every day even when she isn't active? Just wait until she returns.

>>33230206
>trying to greentext on twatter
That will be an oof and a yikes from me dawg.

>>33230974
Not that guy, but I don't like any of her songs either.

>>33230206
why are you retarded and unloved?

>>33231374
Yes. Think of it as a palette cleanser from Pippa spam.

>>33230206
Uhm, why is she using the racism arrows?

>>33231236
>>33231361
>>33230923
>>33230796

Oh yea?
Explain how she wrote:
"Cuz it's louis don night
So we gon do everything that mori like
Heard you'd do anything for a klondike
Well i'd do anything for a blonde dyke"

>>33231480
What pippa spam?

>>33231512
Mori just call someone a nigga yesterday

>>33230645
when was the last time you stopped drinking anon?

>>33231576
Blac youngsta gave her the pass
Do your reps

>>33230206
next time try to be more creative in insults and the words you will use sis

>>33231606
Before Kronii tore my heart out

Hey guys. I am a member in several underground rap discord channels and forums. Recently there has been a bit of a buzz about Calli on some of them.

At first I was thinking aren't these guys all about lyricism and wordplay, Calli has like none so why would they like her?

A respected member of this underground group started deciphering her lyrics and showed us the meaning behind some of her lyrics:
On Mera Mera: "C A double L, you already know."
I told him like come on, that's just her saying the letters of her name like how Snoop goes "D O double G". But he told me that she was also alluding to how the unicorns see her as a "call" girl, wanting her to do as they say just because they pay her. I never knew that's what she really meant and I was kinda mind blown.

After that, the another rap elder in the channel shared this with us:
On RIP: "Nice try stopping the motherf*cking DaVinci".
I was like dude that's just her comparing herself to DaVinci like how rappers like to compare themselves to Michael Jordan. But he showed me that I was truly wrong. She was actually making a historical reference to when DaVinci, aged 24, was arrested and held for homosexual activities with several men and she draws a parallel to herself with how the unicorns are trying to "arrest" her for her homo collabs.

This really goes to show that even a guy like me who has listened to hiphop for over a decade can miss out on the deeper meanings of good lyrics. I hope this gives you guys a newfound appreciation of her music.

>>33231744
I made that hahaha

>>33230645
Her songs are bad faggot I have seen better in /mu/ and that says a lot about her music.

>>33231875
Oh really?
Explain how she wrote this then:
"Maybe we could still make it to the church steps
But first you gon remember how to forget
After all of these long ass verses
I'm tired you tired, jesus wept"

>>33231875
>have seen better in /mu
Now you are just wrong.

>>33230206
Split personality disorder.

>>33231502
>Padded lyrics with meaningless words like "so" and "well"
>Repeated "anything" when there are many alternatives
>Tried to rhyme "mori" with "klon" and "blonde" when "I" is better
>Content is brand names and sex

>>33232200
Gee, who could that be? Thank goodness you blurred it, now there's no way of knowing

>>33232200
It's only through tough experiences and hard knocks that she can write fire bars like:
"I fantasized about this back in chicago
Mercy mercy me that murcielago
That's me the first year that I blow
How you say broke in spanish? Me no hablo"

>>33232229
Hmm really?
Then explain:
"The devil is alive I feel him breathing
Claiming money is the key so keep on dreaming
And put them lottery tickets just to tease us

>>33231945
Not worth criticism it's not even rap

>>33232431
Seriously dude?
Then what about:
"I had a dream I could buy my way heaven
When I awoke I spent that on a necklace
I told god I'd be back in a second
Man it's so hard not to act reckless"

>>33232486
You're copy pasting, I'ma stop wasting

>>33232517
I ain't those are my favourite mori lyrics

>>33230206
She needs to stop overworking herself

>>33232258
Ye made shit music after he graduated. The Life of Pablo would've been good if he cut out all the pseudo avant-garde "experimental" elements (fuck Ye for ruining the Chris Brown track) and didn't make us listen to his self-therapy.

>>33230206
Stop browsing 4chan mori

>>33232789
Dumbass dark fantasy was a masterpiece and 808s shaped modern music. But, I haven't listened anything from her after The Life of Mori

>>33230645
Here you go bud

>>33232789
And Callizuz was fucking good too

>>33230645
Thanks for the kek

>>33230645
NOW NEXT PART

>>33230206
Because she deserves to be, unlike your jealous literal deadbeat ass.

>>33230206
Why does this post reeks of insecurity so much?

>>33232869
Oh yea buddy?
Explain how she wrote these bars:
"Fresh out the frying pan into the fire
I be the, music biz number 1 supplier
Flyer than a piece of paper bearing Mumei's name
Got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain
That's right CALLI"

>>33231875
I’d tell you to give a try but we saw how that went.
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/17617736/#17618547

>>33230206
No wonder they’re all shit

>>33232904
What are you talking about?

>>33230206
/vt/ is reclining

>>33230206
Kiara's comment is living rent free in her head but she still doesn't want to admit that she isn't actually trying.
Tired of people saying she's a hard worker, she's as much of a hard worker as a charity case retard at mcdonalds washing the windows for a 6 hour a day

>>33230206
Yeah she should ghost her audience just like Gura, then she will no longer be a toxic bitch

lemao desperately clawing at any shit non-reason to fuel your hateboner for mori whilst she just keeps winning. sad!

using greentext arrows outside 4chan, what a fucking sperg

>>33233045
Yeah these guys are fuming after that thread on yesterday's catalog showed how Calli hid subliminal double entendres in her songs that btfo-ed unicorns

>>33231744
>RIP
>the debut song
Work on your copypastas, anon. It's no fun if it's this easy to poke holes in it

>>33233045
How dare you use a kaela meme to saviorfag mori, kaela is actually a hard worker and makes content people want to fucking see
Kaela has higher CCV than mori does purely through hard work and dedication, compared to mori phoning it in

>>33230645
I have never heard a hip hop fan refer to themselves as a "hip hop head"

>>33233081
It's a joke meant to be laughed at, anon.

Fucking "rap elder", "underground rap channel". Laugh and move on

>>33233113
That's because you were a weeb right out of the womb. I'm sorry it is what it is

>>33230602
She's streamed a ton this week. (And this doesnt include Chad Cast.) You can accuse her of a lot but never streaming isn't one of them.

>>33230206
>replying to "fans"
>using greentext outside of 4channel
>using twatter at all

Why would you ever do this (as a semi famous person)? If clover forces you to use twatter, just write some sweet nothing once or twice a week and then log out.

>>33233020
What makes you believe she isn't a hard worker?

>>33233224
mori has crippling white girl ego

This thread has convinced me Mori antis are jealous women

>>33233299
He's high on some fucking cope.

If she isn't on the grind 24/7 how does she come up with lyrics like:
"You know I thug em fuck em love em leave em
Cuz I don't fucking need em
Take em out the hood keep em lookin good
But I don't fucking feed em"

Those lines really btfo-ed the unicorns

>>33233356
I am more questioning why force these anti threads when there is nothing new to talk about?

>>33233188
that's not "a ton"
"a ton" would be millie doing 10 streams in a week, or Elira doing 50 hours in a week.

That is a moderate amount at best

>>33233356
It is.
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/30566218/#q30593680
The /vt/sister tier gossip from the start and then she drops this vocaroo

>>33233299
Most of her time is dedicated to roommate shit, which she constantly brings up as an excuse to the HoloEN girls on why she can't do a collab.
Kiara gets wayyy more interaction on all of her roommate shit than mori does, but you don't see her dedicating most of her time to it.

When it comes to what she actually does in hololive, if you look at any of the most recent songs she's come out with, compared to her first couple EP's, look at how little she was actually involved in the production.
She is cardi b tier right now, she is handed a lyric sheet, reads through 3 passes at best, calls it a day and everyone else is involved in making the song "work" which is why her entire last year has been pretty mediocre.

>>33233514
What else do the voices say? Will Reine ever get laid?

>>33230645
Please PLEASE list off some of your favorite rappers. Even if bait just larp for me, the idea of someone who actually listens to hip hop thinking mori isn't garbage is fucking hysterical.

>>33233356
Anon, most of mori's fans are actual women, she's the reason why most EN indies became vtubers, they saw some vapid underachieving woman with no talent and thought
>whoa, that could be me!
Every indie debut, their favorite girl is almost always mori.
It's probably why mori's CCV has fallen off so much, 5000 of her old female fans just became literal 2views and don't have the time to watch her anymore

>>33233563
Everything I said is verifiable, which source do you want?

>>33233188
17 hours is not a ton

>>33233625
>with no talent
Now I disagree with you. She is good at animation which is sad that she hasn't used that in her hololive career.

>>33233514
Mori just wants to keep that side alive.
Why? Who knows.

>>33233579
Look anon, I used to listen to the goats, the greats such as eminem, g-eazy, blac youngsta, tupac, ugly god, biggie, nas, tupac, lupe.

But ever since Mori came onto the scene, her lyricism and wordplay just obliterated anything that has been put out in the past.

She even killed drake's pathetic rap career by making him rush Certified Boy Lover which was the steamiest pile of shit album made in recent history. His "If you're reading this it's too late" clout couldn't tide him over the Mori wave. (By the way Kronii if you're reading this, it is indeed too fucking late, you fucking ripped my heart out.)

Blac youngsta has also been real quiet since Mori dropped. Even though he had dropped his banger (the song he was performing when he jizzed his pants live on stage) right before Mori had her debut, it wasn't enough to save his career.

>>33233791
sucks to be you anon. Mori is mostly dropping rap or making it secondary. She is also taking vocal trainings to improve her vocals.

>>33233930
Yeah but her songs will remain on the list of classics of many true hip hop fans for decades to come.

>>33233499
The funny thing that girl does not get is its easier to read a script and record it after practicing it. Talking in moon live is harder.

>>33233974
>LARPing as a deadbeat this hard in an anonymous message board

>>33233974
Holy shit is this dude fr?

>>33234055
I am not LARPing lmao.

You are delusional if you think she isn't one of the goats.

Read >>33232936
Those bars are the work of a legend

>>33233745
Digital animation isn't really a skill, I used to make animations in sony vegas pro and a lot of these programs have pre-programmed animations built into it that you just layer, it's fairly simple, just takes time to learn whatever basics of the program you are using and dedicate some time to it

>>33234077
Read >>33233791
>>33233376
>>33232258

>>33234055
>>33234077
name one artist, currently, rn, that is more culturally relevant than calliope mori

>>33233514
I don't think you know what the word "most" means because I far as I recall she has done more shit as Mori than has her roommate this year.

>>33234135
True I guess but it is something.
But is there something wrong with not having talent?

>>33230645
lmfao

>>33234176
Exactly anon. Finally someone who knows hip hop culture as well as I do.

Before calli came onto the scene and saved it, the greats of this generation were arguably, machine gun kelly and chief keef.

But after mori dropped banger after banger with lyricism out the wazoo, even those guys faded into obscurity.

>>33233514
Literally any part of it.

>>33234135
You haven’t animated jack

>>33230645
fucking kek

>>33233514
>Most of her time
>5 streams in her RM this year
Anon you have not seen how active some JP's are in there RM.
>>33234191
And before 2022 her RM was inactive.

>>33233791
This is very true, I am a rap elder in several underground rap societies. We really respect her over here in the underground scene

>>33234378
>>33234271

Read >>33233791
and you will understand that wasn't a joke

>>33230206
Fucking Lil Wayne records 50 tracks in 1 night

>>33234261
Not at all, but she did inspire an entire generation of girls who also do not have talent to buy a $500+ vtuber model and become a 2view
The amount of just average women with vtuber models I see on twitch is just embarrassing, there's going to be a huge crash incoming, it's just not sustainable to have these many 2views, not enough money or audience around

>>33234373
I animated the original amerimutt video on youtube, they took it down when it got over 100k views

>>33234449
Calli has at least 5 songs on the level of millie

I guess larping is one way to keep dead thread alive.

>>33232858
Like I said, he made shit music after he graduated. Dark Twisted Fantasy is overrated as fuck. Rap was lame as fuck from 2008 to 2014 because the flows became boring and production was not yet refined enough to carry songs like it does today. It was a transitioning period for the genre.

>>33234397
>5 streams in her RM this year
>not counting all the collabs on her IRL friends channels, podcasts, features on other peoples songs
>not mentioning her other twitch acc's she deleted

>>33230645
post her song on /mu and see what's happened

Stay away from Kronii Mori.
You've caused her enough problems.

>>33230206
Who is she quoting?

>>33234530
Just because something is overrated doesn't mean it isn't good anon. You don't often hear that many instruments on a hip hop album. The production was fantastic and the lyrics were good. On some songs, yeah they weren't but the good ones more than make up for it.

>>33234682
Still on that cope? Kronii caused her own problems.

>>33234534
I literally said 5 streams counting everything(including twitch). And even if you count that TT podcast, how is that "most of her time" retardchama?

>>33234740
And why are not counting how much time she spends with those "IRL friends" outside of streams deadcuck? Her time spent on hololive is not something you will call a lot - >>33233188? What does she do most of the time when she is not streaming in hololive?

>>33234740
You're missing a lot, check her friends IG's, look at all the song releases

>>33233791
This is true frfr. Even pusha t don't fuck with calli

>>33234904
>What does she do most of the time when she is not streaming in hololive?
I don't think anyone knows unless she posts about it to twitter.

>>33235052
She spends her time at the anvil performing her wordsmithery

>>33230645
HOLY KEKOLA
Please continue this, it's a good start to what could be a great copypasta

>>33235246
Thanks for acknowledging me. I have dropped a couple of bangers throughout this thread.

Most notably >>33233791

>>33234904
You're acting like her stream time is something out of the ordinary. It's easy to assume she spends time working on her songs because there is tangible proof of her doing them; literally the songs themselves.

>>33234135
Sure

>>33233692
Start with the lyrics I guess?

>>33233791
Your full of yourself retard. Moris music and lyrics is goofy goober shit.

>>33230206
Can she go a single day without begging for praise?

>>33230284
>I'm the M-O-R-I-O
>Ya girl loves Oreo
>I eat every cake
>even the one's i bake

11/10
Mori is a lyrical genius, the Mozart of the 21st century!

>>33235773
Oh really son?
Explain how she wrote these bars:
"What you doin in a club on a Thursday
She said she only here for her girl birthday
They order champagne but still look thirsty
Rock forever 21 but just turned thirty"

>>33235874
Anon, Mozart was not known for his lyrics.

In fact I don't remember a single lyric from his discography

>>33230645
You have a shitty ass taste in hip hop then kek.

A THREAD DIED FOR THIS TWITTER THREAD
Anon please think before you post

>>33235918
Congrats anon, you found one of the joke's i made in my satirical comment, here's another one: those aren't real lyrics, to finish my comedic masterpiece i made a riff on how Mori is a fat fuck and had her sing about food

Thanks for the upvote though

>>33235921
Oh really?
How are these bars shitty:
"In the night, I hear kronii's laugh
Is it real or is it fake
Somewhere far along this road
You broke my heart
But I still really love ya"

>>33230645
>hiphop head
hello white person who thinks Kendrick is the greatest rapper alive

>>33235968
>makes joke about leddit
>uses leddit spacing

>>33236031
Almost...

As if...

Nah it can't be...

Ban every fucking underage from the internet, jesus christ this board is unusable

>>33235968
Really anon?
Explain these how these bars aren't "lyrics":
"I sit back and read like cat in the hat
Mori Calliope the cat with the MAC
Mori Calliope not Boyz n the hood
But I popped all these unicorns like a damn pack"

>>33230284
Nigga she doesnt write most of it look at the song descriptions
>>33230284
KEK

>>33236069
>still uses leddit spacing

>>33236169
Oh yea?
Explain how she wrote this:
"I'm turning into a vtuber that thinks about money and women
Like 24 seven
That's where my life took me
That's how that shit happened to go"

>>33236017
Kendrick is definitely not the goat.

The goat is either Mori or blac youngsta. Get with the fucking times

>>33236102
>I sit back and read like cat in the hat
This is a clever refference to Dr Seuss's 1957 children's book "The Cat in the Hat" which is a book written in response to a debate in the United States about literacy in early childhood and the ineffectiveness of traditional primers such as those featuring Dick and Jane.
She shows how her lyrics are meant to be a better introduction to rap than the current "gangster rapper" trend

>Mori Calliope the cat with the MAC
Another glimpse into her genius, MAC stands for Macintosh, an old brand of computers, making a reference to the fact that she has been a revolutionary force in the rap game for a long time
>Mori Calliope not Boyz n the hood
A feminist statement SHATTERING the paradigm of "rap" being restricted to just men from low income neighborhoods

>But I popped all these unicorns like a damn pack
Unicorns are obsessive fans, she shows how she distanced herself from them, then, as her "piece de la resistance" she makes an incredibly clever comparison between herself and the deceased rapper "Tuac"
Truth to be told, i think she eclipsed "Tupac" a long time ago and there are no contemporary artists matching her lyrical genius

>>33236169
>Nigga she doesnt write most of it look at the song descriptions
Which songs has she not written the lyrics for? As far as I know every original song credits her as the lyricist and the only ones she doesn't write are covers (obviously) and the japanese sections of her music because she can barely read kanji and doesn't trust herself to write japanese lyrics.

>>33236408
I kneel. To think I'd find someone like you in this thread

What do you think about >>33233791

>>33236003
I don't give a fuck about a kronii.
I don't have an oshi sorry. You must be confusing me with someone else.

>>33236527
Not kronii the lyrics. From her breakout 2008 hit Heartless

>>33236408
I never knew this is what she meant with those lyrics.

I always thought MAC referred to the semi automatic weapon but you have really proven me wrong. You are truly a rap scholar.

I also wholeheartedly agree that Mori's rap is a better primer for hip hop fledglings like most on this thread, violence and anger is not the way to go about things.

>>33232486
Kek, Mori's graduation can't come soon enough.

>>33236591
I don't know what you're talking about honestly. I haven't followed mori that long to give a shit.

>>33236706
Hmm what about
"Catch me in the kitchen like a Simmons whipping pastry
Cruising down 8th Street off white lexus
Driving so slow but bk is from texas
Me I'm out of bed stuy home of my boy Biggie
Now I'm out in New York and I brought my gen with me"
From her hit Mori state of mind

>>33236689
See you in 5 years.

>>33236837
>Driving so slow but bk is from texas
Okay, this is beyond even my capacity to spin
WTF is that line kek

>>33236930
Are you the anon I was replying to?

>>33236964
Guess you'll never find out kek

>>33236996
You fucker. But im like 90% sure u arent.

You could look it up on rap genius but I wouldn't put too much trust in the geniuses over there

>>33236352
At this point do you even know what goat means?

>>33237046
Yep greatest of all time.

Do you?

>>33230645
Enjoy your (You)s

>>33234702
Adding instruments or even a choir doesn't automatically make a song good. The lyricism and flows of the '08-'14 period are not even close to what the 90's & early 2000's had to offer, and the production had not finished evolving to the stable stage it's at today. A lotta the shit made then sounds even tackier when played today. And you know what I mean 'cause you admit it wasn't all the way there yet (and I am saying this was a transitioning period after all).
No one today wants to make a song that sounds like "Niggas in Paris" because the ping-pong beat is mega tacky and the lyrics are basic pop rap trash. Whereas if you play a modern-day artist like DoggyStyleeee, the impression you get is not "this sounds tacky and dated" but "Oh shit, he's bringing West Coast back!" Because he's doing exactly that—making 90's West Coast music in present time. 90's West Coast is an established, solid sound. What Ye was doing in the late 2000's through early 2010's hadn't reached such a level yet. And that is natural of a developmental period. He may have been influential, but the sound of that period simply wasn't refined enough. People want to make shit like "Good Life" (2007) and "No More Parties in L.A." (2016). Not so much the songs in-between.

>>33230645
>hiphop head who has been enjoying hip hop for over a decade
Let me guess, maclemore and whatever other fags in his style

>>33237119
I am NOT talking about The life of mori or Mori's graduation

The lyrics on gorgeous and dark fantasy (the song) were very good. And the king crimson sample is such a well placed sample (among my favourite all time samples).

>>33237171
Nope

Read >>33233791

>>33233791
These people you mention, are they even aware mori exists?

a rare case of an absolutely shit OP saved by the posters

>>33237267
Yeap blac youngsta does

>>33237119
niggers tongue my anus has always been a banger

>>33237267
Some very influential rappers have worked with her. Popsmoke, xxx, Mac miller, prodigy from mobb deep and many others.

>>33237302
Impressive, now a million dollar question:
Does anyone know who blac yongsta is

>>33237400
Why don't you Google his name and find out? You'd save yourself a million dollars you fucking clown

>>33237428
Oh yeah, a literal nobody.
Get that gay shit out of here

>>33236837
Anyone who find these to be bangers need some psychological therapy. Lol

>>33237119
>he doesn't think Moriizus (2013) is the best music album of all time
legitimately NGMI

>>33237502
Yea and he hates Watch the Scythe (2011). I mean it wasn't a masterpiece but it had its moments right

>>33230206
>green-texting outside of 4chan
big yikes from me

>>33237485
Drake rushed Certified Boy Lover because of Mori's non stop barrage of bangers. Rushed it so hard it turned into a steaming pile of doggy doo doo.

Is drake a nobody too? (I mean he is because of Mori but in the past)

>>33237618
>stream so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me

>Oh yeah? Then explain these lyrics
>No, I won't listen to her shit songs
>See, you can't explain her lyrics because they're deep
ngl this new form of baitposting is hilarious. I hope Mori doesn't learn to do this as content though, that would be sad.

>>33237724
>What she order?
>KFP??
>Your scythe so sharp so sharp so sharp
>This old thang
>Act like you'd ever find a vtuber like this again

>>33237775
anon, these are lyrics to real songs morified
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about mori
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about mori
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without mori

>>33237902
Why the fuck did you tell him?

>>33237059
Muslim onahole

"My view count is low i wonder why,
i decided to stream at all,
There's no even nip stalkers on my window
That I can't I see at all
And even if a view from a poorfag grey paints a picture on my wall it reminds me that's is not so bad - hic- no so bad.

Hey slim where's the lean I hope you still would call me.

>>33237492
A lot of people think the song those lyrics are from is a banger

>>33238164
Then they need some mental therapy. I feel the same way about people who listens to ICP.

>>33238280
Therapists can be expecting a windfall in that case. That song has 59 million views on just it's music video alone

i just had the strongest sense of deja vu. Didn't she already make a tweet like this? I swear i saw this exact bait thread a couple of months ago

>>33238512
Good time to be one i supposed. But also bad. I have a feeling the therapist will just commit suicide then.

>>33238739
I honestly don't know if you're trolling at this point. Do you know what song those lyrics are from?

>>33230645
>Her only good song isnt Rap.
Damn sure saws alot about the wigger.

>>33238869
Oh really?
If these lyrics aren't rap what is:
"Yea ho this the finale
My pep talk turn into a pep rally
Say she from the hood but she live inside the valley now
Vacay-ed in Atlanta now she going back to calli uh"

>>33238869
And you do know hip-hop is rap right? Just checking

Rippity rappity music

>>33238869
So all other holomem have better songs than her?, nice haha.

>>33230206
She's a pretty standard white girl in that regard. Literally can't NOT run her mouth to 'own teh haterz'. The concept of just shutting up and letting the work speak for itself is pretty foreign.

>>33239840
okay but how is this tweet about owning hee haters?

>>33230206
she's a Karen

>>33238794
No because I don't listen to modern hip hop or modern rap. I'm an old fag that still listens to 2pac Notorious B.I.G and Big Pun. So forgive me if the lyrical diarrhea you call music isn't exactly amazing me in any way.

>>33240229
Anonchama.... your reading comprehension reps...

>>33230206
She can act like a bitch for sure. And sometimes it feels like she seethes at the antis. Maybe that's why.

>>33230206
what a chad, keep hustling Cali

>>33240466
>Literally

>>33240482
Aight anon, bet. Gonna be playing some grandmaster flash on that record player of yours too later? Bet

>>33240923
Is a walkman get it right zoomer.
And even then flash is better than the same guys in todays game who only rap about the exact same shit such as
>how many cars I have
>the rolex in my wrist look at the rolex!
>all the bitches i fuck
>look at these bands you can't have that, cha-ching!

>>33230284
moris songs are okay at best
I showed one of her songs to a normie friend on a road trip he told me "i have a soft spot for girls who can't sing amazingly but still try really hard"
this is the quality if you're being objective

>>33230206
A Summary:

Anon >>33232431
>Thinks lyrics from Bound 2 by Kanye West, are "not even rap" and "not worth criticism" because he thought they were written by mori.

Anon >>33236017
>Thinks someone likes Mori's music so he assumes they are white and that Kendrick Lamar (the only rapper they know) is the goat

Anon >>33236408
Legendary post. Worthy of copypasta. (Lyrics are from No Heart by 21 Savage)

Anon >>33236837
>>33241157
>>33238280
>According to himself, is an "old fag" who listens to TUPAC and BIGGIE (okay)
>Thought that lyrics from Jay-Z's 2009 smash hit Empire State of Mind is from a song called Mori State of Mind (okay)
>Thinks anyone who likes Empire State of Mind by Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys requires psychological/mental therapy
>Thinks that "modern" rappers like "Jay-Z" (You can't make this shit up) only rap about cars, watches, bitches, money.

Anon >>33237400
>Thinks a rapper who has 4.2 million followers on instagram is a "literal nobody" because someone on /vt/ told him he knows Mori (roru, rumao even)
>Doesn't know blac youngsta is the rapper that came in his pants in front of a live audience while performing live (they teach this in history classes in some schools in America)

You guys are hilarious

>>33242025
Holy autism.

>>33242707
Is he wrong though? He's been swapping lyrics since the start and no one noticed.

>>33242707

>>33243175
I assumed he was referring to the people included in my post

>>33230645

>>33242025
Exposed

>>33242025
Will Mori ever do a song with blac youngsta?

>>33230284
>lyrics that blow the minds of /vt/ incels
Nice jork Cuckbeat!

>>33242025
I can't tell if this imbecile is for real or baiting

>>33230645

>>33248040
Baiting to derail thread.

>>33248040
Can you not read?

Mori is in this thread, say something nice to her!
get over yourself already you self-important fat cunt

>>33242025
I was the old fag obviously you don't understand sarcasm clearly i don't listen to rap at all i mentioned the first 3 names that came to mind. But heh i take the L

>>33248363
Maybe she could learn from her colleague to improve herself

>>33248429
Which part was sarcasm?

Was it the part about empire state of mind being such a bad song people who like it need therapy?

Or was it the part where you implied jay-z was a "modern" rapper?

You could go to the oldest black person in America who knows jay-z and they would not say what you have said.

>>33248363
>Mori is in this thread
What makes you say that?

>>33248429
>>33248552
Never mind I didn't read your post properly. Ignore that reply

But yea u better take the L

>>33248040
It's multilayered bait. Whether intentionally or not it works against both deadbeats and the antis. Since no one listens to her no one has any idea whether or not the lyrics are real and they're usually just slightly altered lyrics from mainstream songs.
>If you defend as deadbeat you're not even defending her songs
>If you attack as anti you're not even attacking her songs
It's good bait, unlike the Kronii threads that were just to get replies to report and bans anons defending

>>33248735
Thanks finally someone who understands and appreciates the work I have put into this. Some of the lyrics aren't even altered.

I'm not a deadbeat and I'm not trying to defend her by "pwning" the antis but they have done it to themselves.

Some of them have the gall to say someone has a bad taste in hiphop music when they have never heard any hip-hop music in their lives.

Leave the judgement to hip-hop heads like me who have been listening to hip-hop for over a decade. (Before you attack me for this line it's a joke and a callback to a bait I posted that netted me >10 (yous))

>>33248363
Graduate already, wigger

>>33248978
You'll never be a nigger.

>>33230284
This whigger? Kek

>>33230645
Stfu wigger, go listening to eminem

>Greentexting in a tweet
Is Mori, dare I say it, a containment breaker?

>>33249487
Big, if true

>>33231875
>seen better in /mu/
do you really?

>>33230645
>hiphop head
shut up whitey

>Mori's music is... LE BAD
>doesn't say why it's bad
everytime. when are you going to stop being a sheep?

this thread is funny because if you trace back DD back enough you can literally see her shilling her own music on /mu/

>>33251437
Not really news when people discovered it back in /jp/ days.

do other holomems talk about how she's a workaholic? Or is her being a workaholic just her saying that she's one?

I sure love /vt/'s board culture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>33230645
Nobody who listens to rap would like Mori's music.

>>33230206
>greentaxts on twitter

>>33251512
>do other holomems talk about how she's a workaholic?
Yes.

>>33251843
source

>>33251437
Are there arechives? I'm curious if /mu/ ignored her or said it was shit. I remember finding some old streams posted on /jp/ for Kiaras RM and I'm pretty sure they were just ignored and she had a pretty small pool of viewers for her streams. It's weird I only remembered it after she came back.

>>33251512
>Or is her being a workaholic just her saying that she's one?
Bingo

>>33251512
the second one, recording vocals for 5 songs in one week is not uncommon for professional singers t.actual audio engineer

>>33252348
No, other myth recognize it.

>>33252681
>>33251916

>>33252693
watch stream you faggot, go search the word hololive workaholic on youtube instead of wasting your life in bait threads on /vt/

>>33252808
>Source: my asshole

>>33252681
Like they'd ever publically call her lazy lmao. Mori just has poor time management from her adhd

>>33252907
Kiara implied certain myth were lazy just this week.

>>33252681
>lives in japan
>gets fat
>still cant understand the basics of the language
Yeah, definitely not lazy by nature

>>33253089
Prove any of this

>>33253089
>gets fat
Not that hard when you don't leave your house all that much.

>>33253089
Prove she doesn't even have the basics down.

>>33243518
reminds me, anyone got that enhanced audio of calli ripping a fat shit?

>>33253134
Furthest I can go without a vacation

>>33253403
I see no proof of any of the 3 rrats.

>>33253089
wasnt she already a landwhale?

>>33253480
Before hololive? No.

>>33253480
She was hotpre hololive

>>33253202
Either you are EOP or you don't watch Mori stream. It was painfully obvious during season 2 finale where she interacted with Fubuki showing her kuso nihongo.
https://youtu.be/vXZ9GnVRu74?t=3035
^ Literally found it within 1 minute of checking a random moment of the VOD, tell me thats not worse than primary school level Japanese.

>>33253651
She was using Rust to play a joke character that spoke Japanese poorly. Now you could say that's a bad idea and annoying, that's valid.

>>33253651
how did she even get by on japanese circles, much less get a boyfriend who doesn't speak english
even if they're just using her how does that happen when they can't even communicate

>>33253752
I hope you are just falseflagging as a delusional cuckbeat instead of being an actually cuckbeat.
>>33253780
You can still communicate by knowing some JP vocab despite the shitty grammar. Not to mention a lot of English words exists in JP vocab as well, you just need to pronounce it the JP way to make sure that they understand.

Jannie you might as well nuke the whole thread for your little princess.

>>33254101
I mean meido is just deleting shit about her roommate.

>>33254259
>>33253953
?

Okay, if Mori's rap is "bad" then please for the love of God post good rap then because the shit I've heard is all terrible and just about killing.

>>33254375
You could argue that using "cuckbeat" counts as low quality post. But I don't make the rules or how to make sense of them.

>>33230645
I thank God every day I'm not a deadbeat

>>33254633
You realize you fell for bait?

>>33254692
LEL I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED XDDDDD

>>33254854
Nigga, read the thread.

>>33230645
t. Mori

How many songs will Kronii come back with?

>>33230645
>Who's your favorite wutang clan member
>what's a wutang
Mori is a fraud

>>33255553
Don't talk bullshit. She never said that.

Hi! Just thought I'd chime in to this thread to remind everyone that Mori is good and her music is good. You may disagree, but you're in the minority.

>>33255819
She did, She didn't even know who the fuck RZA is

>>33256283
Source because I sure remember that being otherwise.

>>33253752
>Muh irony
She doesnt have to play a joke character when shes already such a joke.
Just admit that her Japanese is completely shit despite being in Japan for all these years.

>>33256598
I don't think it's complete shit.

>>33255553
>>33256283
I don't know if you're making stuff up or not, but Calli has said that she didn't listen to rap before she stumbled upon Japanese doujin rap. She never claimed to be into mainstream rap.

>>33256598
>Just admit that her Japanese is completely shit despite being in Japan for all these years.
Okay I did. Now what?

>>33231411
>uses oof and yikes on the four channel
Pot calling the kettle a nigger

>>33256694
>>33253089

>>33256786
I don't get it.

>>33253651
I think it's a stretch to say that she doesn't have the basics down.

>>33230206
I don't give a shit about your music. Vtube, bitch.

>>33257100
Not the original anon that said she cant even do basic Japanese, so I dont wanna argue about semantics.
But thats just showcasing her JP reps since almost 2 years in holoen and living in Japan. Sasuga self-proclaimed workaholic.

LOL AT KEKBEAT COPE

>>33230206
Mori. You just write lyrics. Other people write the melodies and do the music. Be a bit more humble like Gura

>>33257392
It's true that it seems like learning Japanese was lower priority for her. However everyone knows that Calli works her butt off, even the biggest antis barely try to argue otherwise.

>>33257760
>>33251512
>>33251916
>>33252904
Self pro-claimed workaholic, cool

>>33258036
Just look at all the work she's put out. Making music (including helping the other girls with music), streaming, performing in concerts, all while working other jobs. The proof is in the pudding.

>>33258601
>>33257545

>>33259511
>>33258601

>>33233188
>17 hours
>a ton
do holobronies really

>>33260002
I'm lucky if I get 1-2 hours of my Oshi a week...

>>33230645
holy shit this bait is old and it still farmed (You)s like crazy. i kneel.

>>33230645

>>33230284
>Rap
>Music

>>33230206
>toxic
Go back to Twitter woman

>>33256468
people got RZA to make a cameo for her and she pronounced his name ar zee ay

>>33264764
How do you twist that shit to her not knowing Wutang clan.

>>33254633
based deadbeat studying the blade while /vt/ SEAniggers scavenged for pagpag.

>>33230206
Why are you projecting so hard

>>33230206
mori? no way

Why does she put out so much fucking music so fast? Wouldn’t that destroy her growth potential. I don’t know a single song she’s released since Your Mori it’s just too much. Someone please tell her to chill for a lil bit

>>33230645
TOP KEK

because you allow her to get away with it

>>33272374
UMG orders probably. I heard speed and consistency helps with spotify numbers but don't quote me on that. If this is true it's probably a good idea for her to release her songs on Spotify first and just release those same songs on YT at her own pace. Honestly, I even think her ONLY songs with MVs should be on her YouTube.

>>33230645
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

>>33272374
her fans are deaf, so pumping out more music is making more money

>>33253437
Anon just look at her fat ham-hock right in the picture! she is a corpulent eop gorging herself on nip food and alcohol. The alcohol might not help but I heard fat people are decent at opera or something.

>>33230206
chumsharts acting up again because their oshi is lazy i see

>>33230645
good bait

She acts like this because she knows it pisses schizos off and she revels in it. Based.

>>33230206
Chummies how about convincing Gura to actually stream for once instead of making endless deflection threads?

>>33277756
She streamed yesterday.

>>33276574
Speaking limited but enough Japanese to communicate by definition disqualifies her from being an EOP. Shouldn't you be in school at this hour?

>>33230645

Damn, I know this is bait but here's your (You) that was gay as fuck.

>>33230645
>bangers
could you be even more retarded

>>33278168
Cherrypick all you want cuckbeat, your oshi is still a fat pig, at least you and her might have some common ground there.

>>33230206
well, she's got that workaholic drive. I can admire that. Stay off the alcohol, Calli. Treat your boyfriend something nice.

>>33234449
>>33234494
proof that rap is mass produced drivel

Absolutely incredible how nothing makes some posters here seethe more than Mori doing anything. It should be studied.

>>33230206
Is she /here/?

>>33280403
>your oshi is still a fat pig
Good.

六四天安门事件

>>33230645
>thinks mori makes good music
>hiphop head
yeah you never had any taste, anything else you want to share with the class?

>>33284852
Can you fags read thread before you fall for a bait? Nigga literally admited it.

>>33284017
>attracted to women the size of livestock
Fat gross women are more prone to issues procreating on account of how gross they are and their shitty health.
May you and them die without reproducing to spare the world any more architect niggers.

>>33285357

>>33230645
The caucasity of this post.

>>33230206
she's literally a karen

>>33236069
please leave reddit autist