/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I wish I had a GF to force to play MGS games.

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Goblin Snuffy

なずtan is my actual 妻
my actual, unironic 妻
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my 妻, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that なずtan is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine 妻
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
なずtan is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic 妻, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the 妻 of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and なずtan would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: なずtan is my actual, unironic 妻, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"なずtan is my 妻" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

>>33165553
That's good food. Snuff should embrace shortacking.

God I wish Zen would just completely fucking dominate me. I just want her to strap me down on a chair and tease me with her huge half Latina ass in my face, then/or sit on my face, putting a leash on me and taking me for a walk outside, tying me up again and forcefully cumming inside her multiple times, I'd do it all for Zen and Zen only. I FUCKING LOVE ZEN! https://voca.ro/1atwD2MyoLTE
https://voca.ro/12RXLmsJWUWc

Can any Keyfriend help me? I need to translate my 6000 word essay on why Nanana needs to sit on my face to Japanese and get it to her somehow. It's a matter of life and death.

>>33166046
Just a reminder that she retweeted this one.

>>33165228
>I wish I had a GF to force to play MGS games.
I wonder - what would happen if you put up a profile on some dating app with just your profile pic and nothing more than "I'm looking for someone to play Metal Gear Solid with"
Maybe also a pic of the console and some other games you have.
It wouldn't hurt, would it? At worst, no one would respond.

>>33166430
it'd probably do better than just a pic of my face

>>33166666
checked and witnessed
also, the point wasn't to make a good dating profile

>>33166666
CHECKED
HOLY QUINTS

>>33166666
Its a sign. You know what you must do. Report back at a later date.

Here's hoping anon doesn't end up landing a GF(male)

I want to make Silver feel loved and accepted and put her on a leash and make her my pet wolf wife.

Day 6 of starving myself until Hime streams

good night

>>33167072
>doesn't end up landing a GF(male)
If I landed a date with a trap and we both ended up having a bronight playing MGS it would still consider that a win

did Solid Cat say anything about streaming on wednesday?

>>33167581
tentative shedule:
wednesday 9am-10am-ish PT: mgs finale
thurs 11am-ish PT: random games/dark souls 2???/react andy
fri 11 am-ish PT: mgs2

>>33167646
thanks!

>>33167646
Morning times are bullshit 90% of the time so I wouldn't believe the times.

>>33167072

>>33167707
Can Froot be impregnated by cumming into her urethra?

>>33167847
No.

>>33167883
I'll fuck her right in the urethra anyway.

>>33165150
Faggot, don't offend Sex Cats with some random slut.

Dya is working on a pink cats model rn

>>33169051
so she's have both a white hair and pink hair mode?

>>33169051
that still looks like vei

>>33169051
Why has her anus been seen for some time? I understand this is a model for a slut, but no exaggeration.

>>33169051
>it won't look like vei
did you believe them?

>>33169211
Is there a chance, compared to the model of Polish whore, that her nipples will show through?

>>33169128
I don't see it anymore. I think it's distinct enough.

>>33167208
i want to hold her close. let her know how truly wonderful she is and everything will be okay. just be there for her as she vents. then please those perfect funbags as she gives love bites in return. afterward cuddle her while feeding her jerky. letting her know she is a good girl.

>>33169051
I want white hair back

>>33169128
That's just because it's not smiling

>>33169380
IMO, pink hair spoils the effect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQyvZbjj7Ao
kson fall guys with viewers

>>33169051
I don't care if it's tribal, Vshojo models and contracted artists absolutely btfo the other two big names in vtbuing.

>>33169619
I'd like to put my hand under her pants crotch.

>>33169650
That’s just a fact

>>33169650
imagine if they decide to get better models, they can only improve, vshojo on the other hand...

Veibae is a self-described "champion, magician, and absolute chad", and a "degenerate" who barely showers. She is rude on stream, often discussing inappropriate and lewd topics and bullying her chat. She is a heavy memer. She enjoys eating and drinking on stream, and drools over food videos. She is frequently drunk on chat, and even has a beer in her 2D model.

>>33169742
As far as 2d goes they've kinda maxed out, the only thing they can do is just get a different art style. Their 3d could get some improvement though

>>33170014
>beer in her 2D model
Time traveler anon you went too far back, this is 2022, you're talking about old Vei

>>33170024
I think he was trying to say imagine if Niji or Holo actually decide to buy their talent decent models. You know, instead of just stealing a majority of their profits and buying them mid tier trash once every 6-13 months.

>>33170024
>As far as 2d goes they've kinda maxed out, the only thing they can do is just get a different art style.
they are not maxed out, they can do way better, especially in rigging, but that is easy to fix, hire the right artists and throw a little bit of money at it.

>>33169650
The vshojo girls pay for their own models, holo and niji are corpo so they spent as little as possible on models.

>>33170100
Old vei...
I miss her.
Somebody post the clip.

How was the Mouse stream, I just woke up

>>33170531
Expensive

https://poal.me/alb4cn

>>33170583
kson shaved hers on stream

>>33169742
>>33170024
But vshojo models get better all the time. Indies too. Who's to say what the limit is?

vtubers gave me a tummy fetish

>>33169051
I want Nyan to step on my balls with her cat feet.

>>33170715
Only a masochist would view such torturous content.

>>33170754
discord gave me a foot fetish

>>33170754
based and same

>>33170754
Silver gave me a Silvervale fetish

>>33170748
the limit are the artists and they are freelance, holo and niji can just commission them whenever they feel like it.

>>33170754
this thread gave me a male fetish

>>33170886
They already hire decent artists. The artists are not the problem.

>>33170929
by artists I mean riggers too, and their rigging is atrocious.

chum's whats your opinion on this.

https://twitter.com/_Silvervale_/status/1569834595503296512

a playful jest or are we going to see 17.8 style twitlongers in the not to distant future.

>>33170929
>by artist I mean something that is entirely separate from the artist

>>33170754

>>33170754
Froot gave me a futa fetish

>>33170748
He’s butthurt because he bite bait, ignore him

Anyways legacy tech being a burden is a real thing, to revamp in-house software development is incredibly costly and annoying. Dis why people never updated os to ensure compatibility. Or like old games are hard to revamp because the foundation code is speghetti or not the standard anymore. Doesn’t matter whether vsj or holo is ahead in 2d or 3D, the initial lead can turn into a burden later on.

>>33170957
That's because they are severely limited by their in-house software. Riggers and artists can't do shit to fix that. Just do the best they can with what little they're given.

>>33170971
It is but a jest. Genuinely. Tec may be an asshole, but he hasn't had anything cancellable come out.

>>33170995
Sex Belly Button

>>33170754

>>33170754
I had a belly button fetish before vtuber existed, but I'm glad that artists care for people like me.

>>33170997
yea ignore him, let's talk about tectone

mouse finna start stream soon

>>33171138
>let's talk about
No

>>33171216
ok let's talk about nord vpn instead

I’m guessing she decided to go back to sleep

>>33171222
What discount will I get for the first month of use?

Let's talk about Geega's upcoming diss track against Zen

>>33171268
does it matter? if mouse tells me to buy vpn I buy vpn.

I thought mouse was live.. who lied to me?

>>33171338
The voices in your head

>>33171338
-> >>33171185

Mouse I just woke up please dont start stream yet

>>33171267
Figured as much, it's still too early by her standards anyway

Mouse live on CB with Froot

>>33171222
>>33171297
Do you think Mouse is just doing her duties or she’s diversifying revenue to pay for chugging plasma? imagine if the dosage is doubled, that’s 1 mil+ a year. I just might get that VPN, tell me what you need mouse please…

>>33171365
I'd like to have sex with her.

>>33170754
I rolled for the findom fetish instead

>>33171419
I sense some sarcasm in there..

>>33171285
wonder what position they would be in, in the next panel

>>33171267
and from the looks of it she also made soda take a nap with her to so rip my early wow stream

>>33171455
Do you? Maybe a little but it’s some curiosity mixed with offsetting appearing like a concernfag

>>33171416
i will kill you

>>33171480
Why, having a turkey dinner with Eminem and Dr. Dre, of course!
What else would they be doing?

>>33171392
Not really. Her last stream started around this time yesterday

>>33171480
do... nah too obvious

>>33171267
Vei: Im so fuckin tired
>spends 20/7 awake with Soda
>rarely sleeps
>drinks/smokes
>wasting energy by being a bitch
Yeah I would be tired as fuck too

fuck you mouse stop streaming so much

Mouse live
HANGING OUT TODAY LETS DO SOME 90'S KARAOKE AND THEN GO ON AN ADVENTURE

Sex rat live

Why now Mouse...
I having meetings soon...

>>33171694
Abandon them.

>>33171607
Better not be fuckin white.

>>33171569
wonder what she is gonna be like when soda goes to twitchcon where he is mostly gonna be busy and there is gonna be a 8 hour time difference instead of 6

I hope she's white today.

>>33171764
i hope shes white

>>33171797
nazuna is the whitest angel

Is mouse adjusting her schedule to monkey time now?

I hope she's a proud taino warrior and not a wh*te c*lonizer today

>>33171888
No. She just likes to do one early stream a week

>>33171888
We need more data, it's too early to decide.

>>33171861
Racist

>>33171888
She's been doing morning streams regularly anon, this isn't new. It's when her longer streams happen.

>>33171888
Unlike last time during AX where her stream time normalized around WCT Mouse seems to actually be setting stream times and sticking to it separate from Connor. She's been including morning and evening streams for weeks now.

>>33171791
She'll do the same as Monday, long stream while talking about him, since she literally can't or won't think of anything else

>>33171797

>>33171791
she said she would go to twitch con if silver was also going, silver said she's not going though
if vei ends up going to twitch con, she'd have set her mind for it by now, we just don't know it yet

I am madly and thoroughly in love with Mouse. How do I find more time for her??

Kson streams pretty much everyday (sometimes twice a day). But Nazuna is only streaming about twice a week. What gives

>>33172159
Less youtube content maybe

>>33172161
stop asking questions

>>33172159
spread covid through all of japan so you cant leave your house again

>>33171902
She'll probably start as regular Mouse then switch to Coppercat after karaoke.. Because her mic toggle hasn't been recolored.

Nyans deep voice makes me feel stuff

>>33172161
She's on Twitcast and her Sabs to make up for it. She just streamed literally just now on Twitcast. Also we've told her to prioritize her health for the moment.

>>33172161
mafumafu bootycall, please understand

>>33172257
It doesn’t really make up for it when usually locked behind paywalls

Kson streams pretty much everyday (sometimes twice a day). But Silvervale is only streaming about twice a week. What gives

>>33172106
She might be going but won't tell anyone but Soda for obvious reasons, if she does go

>>33172257
health lol

>>33172352
how would she hide it

>>33172161
That one accidental collab with Vei changed Nazuna

Kson streams pretty much everyday (sometimes twice a day). But Veibae is only streaming about twice a month. What gives

>>33171848
Even if she is it'll take one (1) guy to tell her to go tan and she'll fold immediately.

>>33172352
I know but it's not really fair to say she only streams twice a week, this is something new directly because of her health, she'd have already been back to streaming a day ago but her fans kinda want her to take a little bit more time to rest.

Well, is anyone gonna make a video for vsj vs vtwbg?

Kson streams pretty much everyday (sometimes twice a day). But Hime is only streaming about twice a year. What gives

>>33172373
twtich con is a 2 day event. she would just ditch for a week. nothing new

>>33172365
I'm sorry Vei/Nyan fag/sperg but not everyone is like your chuuba no matter how hard you like to project.

>>33172454
and then walk around next to soda and no one will notice right? sounds like a good plan.

>>33172478
mafumafu had butt sex with nazuna

>>33172497
>thinking she ever would set a foot inside the convention center

when are they going to get her a latina mic hand.

I'm sorry /vsj/ he doesn't post in our thread because he gets insta banned so I guess you'll have to suffer him for a while.

Mouse is lacking a Roadcrosser level mod to implement tech stuff to her streams. She'll never have working redeems at this rate.

>>33172600
mouse lacks competent mods in general

>>33172584
>they
...

>>33172589
This is every day for us. No worries.

>>33172549
She would for Soda

>>33172106
I get it that we don't have a lot of Sodafags here but Soda fucking hates Twitchcon. The only reason they're going to Twitchcon is that OTK mandated them to go, his bestfriend Nick literally says this. And no, Soda isn't doing a meet and greet and he's just gonna be there to do what they were paid to do and fuck off. Knowing this, he definitely won't send Vei over.

Ironmouse is a pretty cool lad.

>>33172626
well i dont know who made the fucking mic hand.

>>33172761
liar

>>33172761
Yes. Good lad. Huge dong.

>>33172734
i already knew all you said
i also dont remember saying anything about soda

>>33172868
I'm just saying that since Soda absolutely hates Twitchcon and is just being forced into it, the chances that Vei will drop by is minimal. I feel like they'd rather just look forward to their vacation.

>>33172734
his twitch contract is the reason he is going. he can just do whatever he is required for the event then fuck off to hangout with vei for the rest of the trip

>>33172995
holy shit she killed him

>>33173038
It'd be better if she DID kill him.

>>33173038
how?

>>33172981
Again, I feel like they'd just rather look forward to their trip than walk around in fucking San Diego getting stepped up by cringe fans.

I love Mousey she sing so good

the imps are covering up the tittolies...

>>33172995
>get's food poisoning so much he thinks it's normal and not an illness
poor welsh man living in nipland

>>33172995
I'm confused is food poisoning not real?

>>33173245
He's European I thought he would've had a immune system to bad food by birth

Every time Mouse sings If You Wanna Be My Lover she comes to the same conclusion about the lyrics mid-song

>>33173110
Connor does not believe food poisoning is an illness.

>>33172734
But he'll still try to spend every min he isn't doing that with Vei by being in call or something by how they made themselves dysfunctionally codependent on each other

>>33173383
it's a group of illnessses, not technically an illness.

>>33173441
>Food poisoning, also called foodborne illness, is illness caused by eating contaminated food.

>>33173310
Monke with his weird takes on TT, something like it’s not really a real disease in the sense that you caused it yourself doing stupid shit. Either way, it just proves his hygiene game is atrocious, he gonna kill mouse with poopy hands when they get that beer

>>33173458
>Foodborne illness (also foodborne disease and colloquially referred to as food poisoning) is any illness resulting from the spoilage of contaminated food by pathogenic bacteria, viruses, or parasites that contaminate food.
>any illness
>any illness

STOP JOKING ABOUT DIE MOUSEY

>>33165150
I wanna stick my dick in the cat while she say disgusting things on stream

>>33173534
CONTINUE JOKING ABOUT DIE MOUSEY

>>33173534
If I was green I would die

Reminder that months ago vei and soda were asking how long til october and how they were excited/cant wait for it and this was after the first time vei had mention there winter trip so she might go to twitchcon

>>33173578
ok and?

>>33173502
Yes but it's not like you're going to contract salmonella from inhalation or rubbing meat in an open wound.

You're not wrong, but also you're autistic and probably live in a group home.

>>33173494
>Get that beer
Yeah that'll be the part that does her in not the hours and hours of intimacy

>>33173578
It is to early to be obsessing over vei and soda’s relationship. Take a break veispergs.

>>33173578 (me)
but then again its vei so she probably will flake last min

>>33173636
why don't you try rubbing a salmonella colony on an open wound to find out? you'd be in for the darwin award.

>>33173644
what do you mean, a brief hand shake will not kill her

>>33173662
They've been doing it as long as their relationship so over 9 months

>>33173662
has it even started? edating lmao

Damn she's skipped or halfed assed like six songs, id be fine with it if she was just singing randomly but this is supposed to be an official karaoke stream.

Is this Alannis Morisset?

>>33173752
Just seals the deal that Nyan is the better singer.

>>33173752
>official
Go back.

>>33173788
I prefer nyan too

>>33173708
Nothing will Mousey is fine and getting better

>NEVER GOING TO KEEP HER DOWN

>>33173788
>>33173810
Meds and therapy

I love how she's an old Otaku I feel less weird watching Mouse than most girls I understand all her references it's nice her and Nyan both

>>33173895
lol you're old

>>33173788
It's just to early to be doing Karaoke at least a bun of songs she doesn't know by heart

>>33173752
Now she's skipping all of them, why does she even have them in the list if she doesn't know them?

I appreciate the different qualities nyan and mouse offer as singers and very much enjoy both of their karaoke streams.

>>33173861
Seethe and dilate

>>33173752
There’s no official corpo friend, mouse is like a ADHD indie/corpo hybrid. Gotta roll with the chaos and long downtime later on when she meds up

>>33173912
Around her & Nyans age.

>>33173963
>list
anon...

I kinda like Ironmouse I think maybe

>>33173752
Bro this started at 9am and randomly tweeted there's nothing official about it

>>33173995
You're a few thousand years old!?!?;?!;!!??!! Wtf that's insane how did you do it????

Holy shit she really did skip/half ass like 12 songs in a row holy shit, nyan is a shit singer on anything they can't dramatically alter but at least she sticks with it.

>>33174053
it's in her schedule

I wonder if mouse would consent to some necrophilia from her bf?

>>33174090

What's Irys Ohhhhh Noooooooo...

>>33174090
I'm her boyfriend and yes, I can have anal sex with her when she dies.

>>33174053
This was a planned thing since the last one and is on her schedule done at the time she specified with a set playlist, seems pretty official to me.

>>33174047
You will

>>33174071
Nyan is listed as over a thousand?

>>33174160
I'll fuck her.

>>33173995
o7

>>33174148
Damnit Mouse every time I try to shill for you

>>33173668
You would have the same symptoms as if you ate it. Salmonella infects the GI tract no matter where you introduce it.

>>33174170
she's 1k and some change but i was merely making a lil joke

>>33174073
Mouse is kinda more in line with “I don’t want to sing this now” and skips it, or jokingly start with a meme song and stop herself because she laughing. This is so usual I don’t know why people are wondering why

>>33174338
It's the new flavor of bait when Mouse sings, along with the usual "Nyan is better" stuff

>>33174292
Shes actually set as being as old as the universe recently, with Mouse and Bubi, although Mouse often says that Bubi is older (because obvious reasons)

>>33174391
For lore reasons, obviously :)

>>33174371
Wtf is pepega-bait a new trend? I was just confused and concerned for the weirdo

ironmouse

>>33172629
God I want Nazuna to actually fucking slaughter me, unironically. I want her to stab me to death in a jealous fit.

>>33174371
But Nyan karaoke is better. Her singing is on par, and she is actually entertaining when doing karaoke streams.

>>33174507
Sex

>>33172161
She streamed on Twitcast twice today. It's not laziness that's keeping her from streaming, but since she talks about stuff behind a paywall, I don't want to talk about it publically even if it isn't really a big deal.

>>33174545
I think you forgot to take your meds for a long time.

Moose

>>33174121
unironically i wanted to see mouse and irys collab. They both seems to have a lot in commom.

All of Mouse's love songs are dedicated to me by the way

>>33174792
Why are fags like this?

>>33174792
No, because they are dedicated to me.

>>33174850
They desperately want a relationship like my wife and I have. I wish them the best.

>>33174851
have fun on tour

>>33174851
Hopefully you recover from your poisoning, stop eating goddamn sausage tho

>>33174890
This is our wife!

>>33174661

>>33174938
I'm healthy.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1586497285?t=3h14m50s
Why is she pretending she doesn't know things? She even knows it's a camera and runs under the blind spot then acts like she's just figured it out
Is she insecure about her age or something?

>>33175038
you cant just ignore food poisoning connor

>>33175064
... Anon are you watching the vod your jecking off to nyan voice? She told multiple times she watched her brother playing it as a child and that she tried once. God.

>>33175137
Ok well she's still pretending she doesn't know what the socom is

Which vshojo girl would most enjoy being put on a leash and fucked by a 7'1'' male?
Asking for myself.

>>33175170
socom deez nuts
gottem
leave in shame and never return

>>33175210
you

>>33175210
Silver

>>33175210
Mouse
if you replace the man with a futa gorl, then Mel
if the man is specifically Jason Momoa, then Vei

>>33175217
No

>>33175257
i think 7"1 would kill mouse

>>33175170
let me give you an advice.
If you will watch this vod with this mentality it's better for you to drop it because she will make so many mistakes that will make you shit bricks.

i cummed

>>33175318
Nah I didn't mind her goofing around in the first area getting shot in the ass

daily reminder that nyan talks like an italian.

>>33175349
suck it back up i dont want to aee that

>>33175310
If height and dick size were correlated there would have been actual wars over it

>>33175386
are you asking me to uncum myself?

>>33175210
Me

Release me rat!

>>33175618
good morning Froot

man im so embarassed, I cant believe mouse is singing all these songs for me

normal mouse feels strange...
Copper cat is better.

>>33175210
Sex with a guy who is 216 cm would be fun for whores, of course.

here we go

not again...

>>33176161
mouse awful videos... LETS GO!

>>33176161
Lack of Welshman please understand

Does Mousey dislike Latino men?

Why did you skip it mouse? I was getting into it. It's nice to see fellow enthusiasts.

>>33176273
dont think so... But she have a lot of trauma.

>>33176273
>>33176302
seemed like the idea of blood play bothered her

I hope Snuffy is extremely aware of just how much I want to (consensually) kiss her (with tongue) and tell her I love her and rub her squishy body all over and propose to her and marry her and have sex with her and creampie her and get her pregnant and pamper her throughout the entire pregnancy and tell her every day that she's more beautiful than the last and after she gives birth to your first kid I'll tell her I want another and she'll gladly agree cause she likes getting pampered for 9 months straight but I'll have put my long term ovary massage plan into action and she'll be mega fertile so that her second pregnancy will actually be twins and as soon as the doctor gives us the news I'll hug her and kiss her and tell her I love her whole her face stays frozen cause she doesn't know how to react. This pattern will only continue and after 9 months of treating her like a goddess Snuffy will birth our beautiful twins and her milfy squishy milky body will be mine for the molesting and and I will molest it every night until she's pregnant for a third time. And when Snuffy and I go to the doctor (she's beginning to get embarrassed by how often she's seen in the maternity ward) the doctor will stare in disbelief at how well my plan worked and he'll tell us that Snuffy is currently carrying triplets, which is news so jarring that she will nearly faint. Obviously I will be overjoyed by our rapidly growing family and Snuffy will probably be a bit annoyed by the nearly debilitating number of babies growing in her womb now. I will take thousands of photos of my wonderful wife Snuffy during every pregnancy, but especially this one cause the triplets make her belly comically large and she won't even be able to see my massive boner whenever I'm near. After pushing out 3 more beautiful children our family of 6 will be absolutely bustling. No more children for now, 6 is plenty to take care of and even with her massive engorged mammaries Snuffy still has trouble keeping up. Our life will be the perfect big family happily ever after until a few years down the line. Our first two batches are not old enough to not need constant supervision and we can finally have some privacy again. Insane amounts of kinky sex will Ensue and perhaps once night we go a little crazy with no condoms. Fast forward a couple weeks and that Snuffy feels that familiar feeling again, she knows what's going on. Once again Snuffy and I return to the maternity ward and eagerly await the doctor's report. She even makes a joke about how it's probably quadruplets and how our "happily ever after" seems to be getting more hectic each year. The doctors turns to us stone faced and terrified, his hands shaking and his eyes darting from corner to corner. He gives us the news and Snuffy freezes, just stuttering in a half conscious state completely overtaken by the mental shock of hearing that she's carrying octuplets this time. The doctor apologizes but says that it's really a medical miracle that it could happen naturally. Snuffy is still in complete shock and remains that way for the rest of the day. From that point in I make a point out if waking up my wife Snuffy with a kiss every day and telling her how much I love her constantly. Over the next 9 months as Snuffy becomes a literal fertility idol I will shower her with a mindbreakingly large amount of love and appreciation. I will rub her stretched belly, help her with everything she could ever want, get her any food, I will answer her every beck and call with a constant stream of affection. Even with the sheer absurdity if an octuplet pregnancy, I will work day and night to make sure that Snuffy enjoys it just as much as her first. On the day she finally gives birth to her latest litter the happiest family in earth will double in size and I can't think of anything I want more than to be there with her while she's screaming from the pain of giving birth for the 7th through the 16th time.

>>33176345
Let her sit on my face.

so is vei still to busy sucking off soda to stream?

>>33176406

>>33176466
nyan is literally living with aethel...

>>33176406

>>33176406
I want to impregnate her over and over too, my friend. You can leave some things to the imagination.

Early teenagers are more hot than adult women ever will be. If i wasn’t scared of being arrested, i would pay small 13 year old ukrainian girls to cosplay nazuna while i lick their feet and take their anal virginity. I unironically love lolis. Not because i’m attracted to petite anime girls, but because i love underage nymphomaniac girls with hormoner pumping like crazy in early puberty. And yes i am a pedophile. I unironically think underage girls are the peak women, both sexually, and emotionally. I can mold a 13 year old girl into becoming my perfect wife. I can’t do that with 29 year old keyboard warrior woke nyanners. I would make my 13 year old ukrainian white wife into a loving baby factory to pop out atleast 8 aryan children, and she would have the personality that i have molded by hand, thanks to her being a child. I can make someone who has not been dicked down by 37 dudes in half a year, someone who doesn’t use tiktok and plays based games like th pro skater, spyro, mario strikers, and ark etc. Someone who understands otaku culture, someone who loves me for raising her into the beautiful person she is. You xan’t compete you western whores.

>>33176808
16 > 13

>>33176808
30+ > 29-

nyanners is 18

>>33176466
Emiru is over and brought him his coffee. Vei has to calm her schizo brain because emiru's aura is too strong

>>33176406
meds but also same

>>33177321
95% chance she had her tummy out as she did it too

Ever notice the odd JP artist on twitter that likes drawing Mousey with planes? He always just tags it with #ironmouse rather than her art tag.

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>>33177701

>>33177321
>Emiru
I remember learning about her back when she was supposedly "Dyrus' girlfriend", and cosplayed Ahri with boob pads. Still, porcelain white skin, long black hair looked good on her, until i saw her without makeup. Now i can't unsee the chinese femboy trying hard to be sexy and wearing revealing clothes on stream. Also toxic, borderline Pokimane personality. I would laugh so fucking hard if Vei will break up with Soda over this chinese imported gremlin, lmao.

holy shit i hate reading poor seanig posts

>>33178347
>holy shit i hate reading seanig posts
Fixed that for ya

>>33178039
go back to playing League, Dyrus

>17 days til next stream

meme react clippers are paying their rent this month

>>33179126
so all of them?

i fuckin love mouse's laugh

Man, mouse fuckin loves that kids tiktok.

>>33179221
its so adorable

Now she's laughing at her own laugh

okay so which ironhermana is moving in to be mouse's assistant.

>>33179353
her real one

>>33173568
Heh.

https://twitter.com/jjinomu/status/1570083433275363329
Melody’s new VR Chat model. She has a VR Chat stream on Saturday so we will probably see it there.

>>33179723
Holy fuck she's adorable.

>mouse is streaming
eubros?

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>>33180054
Multiple images per post when, hiroshimoot?

>>33179410
i thought she had two real ones. one that was on top of things and the other one that forgot most of the puerto rican ways. [like storing all the shit in the oven.]

>>33180111
Only Nyan has that power

>>33180280
Pretty sure those are both the same person and she only has one sister. The one on top of things is because she became a mature adjusted adult who was less aggressively Puerto Rican lol

>>33180623
I'm pretty sure she has 2 sisters

>>33179723
>>33180054
>>33180111
cute but I'll miss cunny melody

song of the south was genuinely my fav disney movie as a kid, didn't even realise why it was never on tv, rip splash mountain

>>33180054
>>33180111
Does this model have nipples and pussy?

new thread
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>>33181317
>>33181317