/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/TRANS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Because we can't understand Japanese
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
I would if I could
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
Depends on who nigga ;)
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
They have numbers?
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
No, but Altare did
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
More news at 9
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Please tell us more
>8. You guys should split the thr-
we're 2 views lmao can't do that

Therefore I declare this thread, full of faggots.

Sex with dingo

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I WANT AXELS DOG KNOT

tomorrow morning, nowa oji is gonna talk about mascots! vesties, what do you think we'll be looking like?

>>33165848
you posted this shit as soon as the thread got baked holy shit

Nice thanks axel

>>33165848
Post hands. Nvm you already did, it's all good

>>33165913
rent free.. this also means schizochama has this image always on hand somewhere on their device which is even funnier to me
theres something silly of having an image of omega with a giant dick haphazardly drawn onto it

Reposting this here because it's a cute comic
https://mobile.twitter.com/FluorArt

leader choking the shit outta you
https://twitter.com/CY220726/status/1569738125253169153

>>33165907
Uwaaaaaaaaaa Axel's singing voice is sex

cute blue boy is haunting me. i’m mad

>>33165939
no problem man i just wanna have a nice fresh bread that isnt stale
fresh bread is yummy and crunchy with soft, stale bread is too crunchy

>>33165911
Since papa doesn't lean too much into vampire schtick it's probably gonna be a cup

Just filter it. I didn't even see it until one of you fags gave it a (You).

>>33166083
okeyyy
btw i hope dingo streams botw later tonight! he's about to start the hellish adventure into zora's domain and i wanna hear him complain about electro arrow usage in the rain.

>Vesper zatsu tomorrow
Damn... I feel like it's been ages...

Which stream today is a definite must watch?

Uncle nowa in his peak performance.

>>33165879
Amen

>>33165971
the fact that this was drawn completely independently of us is incredible to me. altare’s “boyfriend who chokes you out” vibes are off the charts

>>33166153
KobAlt collabs are always fun

I went to bed, what did i miss

>>33166155
I need those sandals

>>33166194
Oh they collabed? Thanks anon.

>>33166168
Yanderes are hot and he plays into it

>>33166198
pikmin 4 announced

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA

>>33166198
Tekken 8 announced

>>33166213
Yeah they're playing Phogs in a few hours

nodoka joke should just die already. it overstayed its welcome.

AXEL IS LOVE
AXEL IS LIFE

>>33166227
I remember playing the first pikmin and the disc had a demo trailer of luigi’s mansion
Good times

>>33166226
>Play

>>33166198
FF7 has been canceled

I wanna kiss Axel after he gets home from a sweaty and tough day of doing guild commissions and work! I'll wrap up his wounds and care to his bruises, then have dinner ready when he leaves the bath!

>>33166325
Okay Zeta

>>33166329
jeezus post a better picture

>>33166406
Oggey rrat

Tempus has lost its new toy appeal to me, I am ready for StarsEN2. Should be good. I feel like we can sway potential NijiEN candidates our way now.
t. FOTM HoloPro fag

>>33166357
I won't even bother apologizing. See you at 3am Leader

>>33166325
Yumesis...

>>33166325
FCK NODOKA, IM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN FUCK AXEL

Taking dingo on walkies when we're out and about! No weird crawling on the floor shit, just me holding onto his leash cause otherwise Axel will wonder off and look at stuff then I have to spend 2 hrs looking for his dumbass!

sexy

>>33166325
ok faggot

Taking dingo out to a fancy steakhouse so he can eat yummy steak! I wanna see him eat and be happy!

>>33166325
Yumesis....

>>33166325 >>33166487
just self insert as nodoka

>>33166054
i hope its a tea cup! vesties can be that tea cup pkmn.

You guys are lucky to get a bonified "hag" vtuber in Vesper. I still wait for the day we get a hag waifu for EN.

Have some soundclips of Altare begging

https://files.catbox.moe/3afwoh.mp3
Part 1: "Don't need it. ...Maybe I might need it. Please give it to me. Please! (x5) "

https://files.catbox.moe/69shz2.mp3
Part 2: Easily misheard as "Please…won't you please…come inside, please!"
but it's actually "Please…won't you please…I'm in 7th place!"

Clipped from【Mario Kart 8: Deluxe】 do you think you can beat the speed DEMON??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8pFMgOlPvc#t=1h55m47s

You have unsupervised access to Shota Altare for 3 days before Magni comes to pick him up from your place.

What are you doing with our shota leader, anons?

>>33166861
>that second soundclip
holy shit he actually sounds like he's begging for (You) to cum inside him. hot as hell.

>>33166731
It's gonna be that tea set from Beauty and the Beast

Just watching the lates project zomboid stream... and how I wish magni would stop thanking memberships and scs in collabs. It feels pretty weird when someone's talking about the game and then he thanks a sub gifter...

>>33166861
Whoops, spoiler tags peaced out on me. Not sure what I did wrong.

>>3316906
Heh, had a "holup" moment because that's what I genuinely heard and had to rewind to figure out what he was actually supposed to be talking about. Glad I'm not the only one hearing it.

>>33166863
I'll have him play video games while I fix a healthy lunch for him. Later we'll play hide and seek with nerf guns, and when its time for bed I'll get him into his jammies and tell him a bedtime story about adventurers. I want him to have a relaxed, nurturing environment where he can enjoy being a kid.

>>33167095
nowa go to sleep

>>33167005
He mutes himself when he does that, FYI. You'll only hear that on his stream

>>33167054
meant
>>33166906

>>33166790
Believe in EN3, brother

>>33166861
this combined with that time where altare gets jealous at axel complimenting magni's butt is giving me so much ideas... thankyou anon

What have we learned tonight, /mans/?

>>33167243
Always leave a note

>>33166790
Oh, great. Now they are typing "bona fide" like bonified for real, not just pronouncing it like retards.

>>33167127
Oh. All is cool then.

>>33166790
How old would you consider hag? I'm usually satisfied if they played some SNES games at least.

stream?
stream?

>>33166790
an actual vtuber that you wouldn't feel weird calling auntie would be wild

>>33167243
N-nothing?

>>33167353
KobAlt in 2 hours

sasuga dingo

>>33167716
>sasuga dingo
Idk why but that made me actually lol

>>33167716
The first person in holopro to like women . . .

Why the fuck do we have two threads, and why the fuck does this thread have two commandments

Are you guys high or something

Almond

>>33166403
i want him to wrap his arms around my waist as i prepare supper. i just want to pat him on the head and tell him he’s a good boy and how much i love him

>>33167962
I don't know but all the sucking they did last night must've done something to their brain...

>>33167716
These women look so bad. Like, what's up with this much make up?

>>33167962
Read the first set of commandments closer. Same thing happened in the last thread, people abandoned ship to make a new one, the same guy posted it again, people gave up but now there's two threads

>>33168086
Uh...is that not a drawing?

>>33166164

>>33168129
lmao soft skinned faggots

>>33166790
You'll get a married woman instead

>>33168086
Sis...stop being jealous...

>>33168160
I don't disagree, I think making a new thread was dumb but here we are

>>33167716
why her lower eyelid like a pussy lip

>>33165848
Based and Amenpilled

When will this fun wreckers graduate?
they ruin hololive

>>33168241
Isn't that like a style tho? I've seen lots of japanese cosplayer with those pussy lip eyelids before

>>33165848
>Because we can't understand Japanese
okay that's fucking hilarious i'll give you that

>>33168285
Style? the fuck? How do you change your eyelid like that? suction cups?

>>33167716
Is this the same girl he's been liking?
I can't tell

>>33168272
>fun wreckers
they're the funnest streamer group in holopro

>>33168333
very carefully of course

>>33168272
When I make it to HoloEN 3 and have sex on stream with Axel.

>>33165815
https://twitter.com/Raggumba/status/1569853590092795906/photo/1
You like Roguelikes and Minecraft?

>>33168333
It's just makeup.

>>33165848
Amen
>>33165879
slow faggot

>>33167308
I'd be happy with a woman that knows anything before 2004 at least. Internet culture and games. But I genuinely don't think a woman of that age even knows what vtubing is kek

>>33168371
She’s not, but I can’t blame you since all these japanese cosplayers look like the same ayy lmao.

>>33167308
Isn't a hag like 30

>>33168408
I just realized a music video made in minecraft for "Hip To Be Square" would be pretty funny

>>33168454
You can be a hag in spirit. Just being into retro games like SNES or n64 is good enough. Even if they can't get perms for those things talking about that stuff is nice.

>>33168399
You're already in ID3, Zeta

>>33168507
I'm trying to imagine a zoomer into those things and it seems really forced

>>33168484
Huh, I wonder why this isn't a thing yet.

>>33168507
Would Axel count cause of his parent's taste? Although he does seem to have a pretty big gap of knowledge after his parent's era but before his.

Mother of god, vesper has 300 diamonds in Minecraft

Alright Altyumes! Its time for your hourly wrist checkup. Roll up your sleeves!

>>33168575
As long as they are enthusiastic about it I wouldn't mind.

>>33168599
He seems to know a lot of retro anime. Shit I don't even know of from the 80s and early 90s. I say if you are into retro things as a zoomer I feel a sense of joy for some reason. Especially stuff I was into when I was a kid.

>>33168446
They do exist its just rare,as an oldfag i have female friends into gaming dnd etc.But a korone or botan is something like a SSR .

alright you asked for it

>>33168959
ANON, DON'T

>>33166406
The face is weird for sure, but that’s still a well drawn picture besides that

>>33166861
>>33166906
>>33167199

Improved clip of Altare begging here:
https://files.catbox.moe/g8demz.mp3

(Re-edited manually this time into a single clip. The previous clips were with a different tool that only trimmed to the nearest second, so more audio was cut out than desired, and it was split into two clips to remove some irrelevant audio in between)

https://twitter.com/gakuya0608/status/1569883209391050759

>>33168507
Okay, I’ll audition for EN4.

>>33166861
This is gonna ruin my night

>>33169086
Nice. I assume you were just a twinkle in your mother's eye when the GameCube came out.

>>33168272
weak bait.

>>33166790
Sana and Ina are the closest to hags in EN. I believe they're both turning 30 next year. Though obviously Sana isn't an option anymore.

When's Leader's stream?

>you are so insane~~!!

So, is there only Kobo's POV or hwhat?

knowing magni's pl was returning was honestly starting to worry me in case he wanted to give up on tempus, but watching his zatsudan and how excited he was talking about the future as magni, like what type of emote he would commisioned next and doing covers was kinda reassuring and cute

>>33169854
It's on his schedule so I assume he'll be streaming it and just hasn't made the waiting room yet

>>33169536
https://youtu.be/kPDrbbRPAlQ

I heard there are women here, I am in desperate need of sex
I am a 24 year old virgin
I have a good paying job
I am mid according to my friends
and am Half Asian, Half German

I need pussy

>>33169866
Eh I wouldn't worry about it. His PL's style is more on making youtube vids. They can peacefully coexist side by side.

current state itt
anywho, kobo's waiting room is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPDrbbRPAlQ

>>33166054
It's gonna be a teacup with bat wings and the wings will never be addressed in any way.

>>33170032
>halfling
lol

Why are americans raiding this thread again

>>33170065
We have Ragus POV?

>Altare's 5.5 inch cock in accidentally penetrating Kobo's small asshole
RAGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!

>>33170097
Sorry, I left oil on the porch again

>>33170032
HOT SINGLE MAGNIS IN UR AREA

>>33170099
we dunno if leader will put up a waiting room otherwise it's just kobo's POV today

I want to cuddle with Nowa Oji!!!! I love my cute dorky ojisan!!

>>33169866
as an ex sanalite i'd be a bit weary of this. My advice is, don't get super invested in him. Enjoy his content for what it is, though

>>33170119
Incest bad

>>33170032
you had it until half asian. I assume you're small, and not in height either.

>>33170119
>RAMMING THAT SHIT IN AND OUT ANYWAY

JESAS

>>33170223
Asian mom, so I got a good dick nigga

>>>/soc/
gtfo faggots

Why the fuck do americans always ruin threads

>>33167308
I want a genuine 40+ hag.

>>33170312
>americans
there you go
Plus /MANS/ was doomed the moment we drove away the shitposters protecting us

well anon, are you going help nowa-oji clean up the mess he made?

>>33170099
its a one POV game so there's no need

Straightbros, post gayest shit you can imagine involving boys to scare away shitposters

>>33170364
>nail polish
yikes

maguni sexo

>>33170119
TAPEWORMS IN HIS PENIS

>>33170416
That worm? Me.

>>33170364
old man cannot be this hot...LICK LICK LICK! TOT

>>33170312
I love seeing these threads be destroyed by social parasites

there are a lot of single hags in my area
they're 60+ they don't look like Marine, Mio or Lui at all fucking baba yaga tier

>>33170414
If it is not vaginal, it is not sex.

>>33170445
Anon, you are the parasite.

>>33170483
ogey

>>33170416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s reminds me of this aussie song, i hope axel someday covers it

>>33170457
what makes you think Magni doesn't have one? uuuooohh

I am addicted to /MANS/, I spend so much time hornyposting here that I missed some of my collage assignments.

>>33170364
I want to pleasure this ojisan like you wouldn't believe

>>33170184
oh man you're making me worried again. guess i'll just find a backup oshi just in case

>>33170457
Let's have unreal sex bro.

I MISS AXEL

>>33165848
Hey, the krofau schizo is back!

>>33166861
I need more twink altare art to go with this.

>back
this guy never left
if the schizos were right, he was the actual fuck who made our rules

Wanted to make boys in DD but realized that there are no hair options fitting for Maguni and Axel

>>33170685
Nah there was one bait thread where the OP pretended to be the one that made commandments. I mean they seriously reply to threads where OP larps as one of the holos or tempus guys. This board is infested with tiktok/e-celeb meme discord kids so it's to be expected. Dunno why'd you fall for it, you'd have to be an absolute mouthbreather to take that stuff seriously.

>>33166325
The twitter joke from yesterday was kino tho

>>33170776
sauce
https://twitter.com/milagraciella/status/1569570498136383489

>>33170776
but leader wants to be a princess too TOT

>>33170773
wasn't the faggot larping as a manager?
and the other one was a thread about a dude claiming to be one of the OG's who made the first 4 threads
it was followed by ex-MANS thread posters
not really hard to believe knowing back then we really had allot of posters even in dead hours, even if those fags were larping, it stands to show that allot of people really have left /MANS/

Honestly, /MANS/ made me realize that females are not much different from us. Fascinating

>>33170184
>>33170585
In just over a month and a half magni has streamed more than half the amount Sana streamed in her entire year at Holo - that's just based on main channel streams and not collabs on other accounts.

Wait I saw Altar tweeting about spore, Where's the vod?

honestly the possibility of magni graduating soon cause his RM is returning scares me…do i change oshis as early as i can?

>>33170773
I will bet its the same schizo that outed himself and got bullied out of the thread. That bait thread when up shortly after he got called out.

I don't think I can stay awake for the Phogs collab... too tired wageslaving. Have fun bros/sis

>>33170982
what's RM?

>>33170982
keep him as an oshi and continue supporting him. But definitely find someone as a backburner that enjoys streaming.
I was lucky to have found Vesper right as Sana was about to graduate, otherwise I would've been shit out of luck

>>33170982
I would be extremely shocked if any of the boys graduated so soon. They seem to have a great time and really like each other.

>>33170982
Him? Graduating? Bro, you're thinking too much, stop thinking. He wouldn't dare graduate.

>>33170982
Dude, take the chill pill. A lot of holos also stream on their alter channels. From what we've seen of him so far, he's in it for the long haul. He even enrolled in singing lessons right? Plus, look at how he thanks all scs and member gifters. You think he'll throw that all away?

>>33171015
It's important to have enough rest on work days. Have a good one, bro

>>33170982
Are you the concern schizo from the stars thread
You’re fucking annoying

>>33170975
Stream was really scuffed, dmca music, display issues, seizure lights. Was a funny stream though.

>>33170982
He's got plans for the next half year at least as Magni. I think you're going to be ok.

>>33170982
I think >>33171095 is the best summary of the situation. The tempus guys have all felt like the most excited EN gen so far (even more so than Myth were) and their streaming consistency shows that off well. The fact that they're still collabing so much is also a sign that they enjoy their job and colleagues too much to throw it away - especially since none of them have a better option outside of holo.

So, from 1 to 10, how happy do you guys think Yagoo is of our bois?

>>33171230
Like a solid 8 maybe

>>33171028
If you know you know xDDDD only my online friends from a secret discord run by out cool malayan highschooler larping as Canadian would know xDDD

>>33171230
About an eek/right?

>>33171230
absolutely a 9. Yagoo has always been a fan of Stars and Tempus are a really exciting opportunity for the branch considering how well they are doing. The only better thing would be if they were Myth-tier in terms of popularity.

>axel will NEVER be my boyfriend
why even live

>>33171028
Roommate, aka the person behind the avatar

>>33171039
Ah this solidifies my theory that Sanalites went to Vesper since Sanas main content was zatsus similar to vesper.

>>33171288
Do you guys think they can grow to be that big or is the growth going to be slow and minimal from now on?

>>33171230
Look some of the videos on miyabi or arusan talking about yagoo for your answer

>>33171328
Assuming they don't have some luxiem/holo 2020 style mass discovery of their content - which is possible considering how limited their debuts were relative to others in the space - it's probably going to be slow and steady until a StarsEN2.

>>33171316
I will fuck you in the ass
how about that?

>>33171276
>>33171320
Kek

>>33171326
I personally gravitated towards him because he seems like someone that marches to the beat of his own drum, like Sana did. Also he's unapologetically autistic about things like she was.

>>33171387
He wants Axel's dick anon, not yours.

>>33171387
>ass
isn't where the poop comes out?!

An artist friend of mine has done the base of a crazy animatic of the boys. I really want her to post it if she finishes it but she doesn't share her stuff online. How do I convince?

>>33171387
Shut up, ugly bastard.

Man Kobo collab is gonna be another funny one. How is Kobo with puzzles? I dunno about leader, he doesnt seem like someone who is great at puzzles.

>>33171430
I'm also autralian so that counts

>>33171316
Self insert into nodoka or zeta

>>33171482
ask her if she's fine with you posting it instead

>>33171503
>not "so that cunts"
Fake aussie

>>33171508
Self inserting Zeta must be difficult, Imagine talking normally to someone with thay voice and then the person your talking to thinks that you're into him because of your voice. Good thing no one has attempted to rape her since in indonesia, punishment for rape is death.

>>33171431
Girls don't poop retard.

>>33171316
Self-inserting is the way, yumesis
>Do you want a situation where Axel pursues you despite your lack of interest?
Self-insert as Nodoka
>Do you want a situation where you chase after Axel but he doesn't notice or realize your feelings yet?
Self-insert as Zeta

Woof. Alt / Axe
https://files.catbox.moe/7wfcvg.png

>>33170875
Women are weird and stinky.

>>33171676
Ayo

>>33171516
I didn't think of that, I'll try

>>33171039
>>33171095
>>33171096
>>33171204
>>33171229
thank you for the replies, it does ease my anxiety. i really like magni and his lore has been very interesting so far but overall hes a great entertainer and streamer. i know it’s not gonna be like the sana thing since she barely streams unlike magni but can’t help it yknow

>>33171181
no, ive only lurked there afaik

>>33171676

>>33171508
>>33171656
I do self-insert as Zeta despite never actually shipping them lol

>>33170875
I mean I wouldn't tell her that my dick is hard after checking out that cute schoolgirl that passed by as a joke. No, we're not the same.

>>33171326
Counterpoint, Sana was pretty much the only one of Council that I could never get into, I don't think I watched a single stream from her from start to finish, but Nowa became the first chuuba I ever membered and I'm fairly sure he finally made me understand what having an oshi is like as well. I initially got interested in him because of the "he's literally me" -factor, but then me being fatherless took a chokehold of me and pretty much sealed my fate and now I just want to become the best version of myself just like he would want me to.

>>33171747
Spoken like a true KEK

If every fujo and incel here had a smelly orgy
/vt/ would eventually run out of users due to the lack of kissless virgins

>>33171316
Axel will noticed us, we just need to groom axel properly. Amp up the sc axelyumess

>>33171747
But why though? she's losing to nodoka

>>33171745
Missing the earring.

>>33171835
I'm not a kissless virgin, some of us are ojisans.

>>33171798
I was refering to sanalites but I get what you mean.

>>33171899
Why did yo spoiler your post? You didn't spoil anything.

>>33171676
uuoooh

>>33171924
Ah, sorry, I misunderstood and thought you meant that Nowa's audience was mostly from ex-sanallites.

>>33171906
I only had sex 8 times in my life
my parents raised me as a christ fag who believe that shmex is sacred, now I always feel like an incel virgin

>>33171906
Speak for yourself, I'm 30 and no kisses and relationship since puberty.

>>33171935
>calling the surprise box a "spoiler"

>>33171869
I imagine zeta being like the classmate while nodoka is the teacher

>>33171835
Why does it have to be an orgy? Can't I just have my own smelly fujo?

>>33171998
>calling the surpise funny text a "surprise box"

>>33172030
the ratio of fujo to incel is heavily favored against the fujos
so every fujo would have to be shared by 9 incels

>>33171328
Slow is better. The journey is part of the Stars experience, and you'll deeply feel it in your bones whenever this guys go on stage and sing. That first Stars concert was magical.
And anyway there's no way they're going to be Niji-tier in terms of male talents and Yagoo probably knows that. He's just doing things so people can smile and chase their dreams. Niji has been there for years and unlike /vt/, NijiEN males success wasn't surprising at all for me. That was just Myth-Council but different gender because their overseas fans have been waiting for an expansion.

What can of worms did magni open? Can’t watch vod

>>33171998
Axel, where re the 2hu streams?

>>33172036
>calling the box a "surpise funny text"

has leader even woke up yet?

>>33171998
I hate you inbred finns so very very much...

>>33172086
He said he has a memory of him eating McDonalds in his car at 2AM and suddenly breaking down. Axel replies saying "Yo, I would love to eat McDonalds in my car at 2AM."

>>33171328
it's gonna be slow, and honestly i'm fine with it. I've grown accustomed to the sort of smaller chat experience. The Boomer vs Zoomer collab experience, while I loved the stream, the chat was unbearable with how fast it was.

https://twitter.com/Xiao_Xiao_Nii/status/1569948556273885184

>>33172116
And yet you recognized the language. Curious!

>>33172143

That’s too good

>>33172143
I fucking love Axel so much i just want to give him a big hug and never let go.

>>33172000
hot

>>33170982
Anon, men are capable of multitasking. I know you're used to women struggling to even maintain one active online persona, but I wouldn't worry about the boys going anywhere anytime soon.

>>33172116
I like finns. They are chill and know how to keep the distance

>>33170482
Ayo, that a remote control vibe?

>>33172000
So later on in the story Nodoka will take a pregnant leave at the end of their 3rd year just like Axel's high school teacher?
What happened to Zeta?

>>33172277
Don't worry about it.

>>33170482
wait this is so good. source?

why are you faggots shipping zeta and nodoka with them? are you cucks or something?

>>33172354
Female cucks are kinda hot not gonna lie.

I'm used to the ID girls having a huge chunk of English-speaking people in the chat. Has Kobo's chat always been 99% Indonesian? I absolutely cannot understand anything.

>>33172288
She'll graduate move away and move on

>>33172354
Bros help out their bros. It's as simple as that.

Is altare doing his pov? I don't want to share chat with indogs and their third world country scriptures.

>no altare pov
but… i wanna watch it on altare’s channel…

I think siblings should have sex with each other to strengthen their relationship

>>33172143
WHY IS HE SO CUTEEE (;_;)

>>33172423
Then move to India

>>33172104
How do you do the box on mobile

>>33172411
But what if one of them was your oshi? you would help him too?

WATCH SIBLINGS BECOME DOG
https://youtu.be/kPDrbbRPAlQ
https://youtu.be/kPDrbbRPAlQ
https://youtu.be/kPDrbbRPAlQ

>>33172399
There's a reason for her meteoric rise in subs

AltareKobo Sex

>>33172399
That's because Kobo streams 99% in Indonesian. The chat reflects the streamer.

KOBO ON THE TELLY

Wait

Wtf

Altare isn't streaming it?

>>33172399
Kobo streams fully in Indonesian unless its a collab with EN

I'll skip this stream then. Fuck indogs

>>33172574
You don't need two POV for this game unless you are NijiEN

BLUE SIBLINGS ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPDrbbRPAlQ

it'll probably get more english once the stream gets rolling

>>33172515
Luckily for me, i hate f*male streamers.

>with my lovely brother!
Kobo is cute when she's dere.

Kobo is cute af, /mans/

https://youtu.be/0ueXfrASltM

God kobo's cute I just wanna squeeze her

WTF, she sounds like a child

I see more greys in Kobo chat than in boys chat

BLUE SIBS ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/kPDrbbRPAlQ

>>33172654
Thats a child dude

>>33172672
you should hear her sing though. serious gap between her speaking and singing voices

>>33172685
Probably altventurers

we're just at the intro and my sides hurt already kek

Kobo calling Regis's intro lame

>>33172692
Children are cute. Don't be weird wtf

>oh shit i'm sorry

ALTARE TINY

>>33172685
It could be because the boys got their memberships just recently so assuming that a sizable chunk of the current viewerbase membered at the same time there hasn't been time for new greys to find them yet.

tiny regus...

POCKET LEADER LET'S GO

This is seriously the most awkward and cringe shit wtf. Anyway how’s the KoboAlt collab so far? Just tuning in from the ID mobster prom collab

Leader...

>>33172685
Well kobo doesn't have jessie dave arenei gifting hundreds of memberships per stream to poorfags. Indogs are poorfags themselves.

Kobo is such a brat.

>>33172685
She's got twice the viewership

You will eat the bugs
You will watch the male streamers

this is making me smile

>honey
um

>numberfaging
Is going to be a full day anon, is your thread that boring?

>Kobo doesn't like bugs
chinkbros...

A FUCKING cute collab

A FUCKING MONKEY?!

>>33172773
Bless them, the divine moneybags.

>>33172923
we indochink don't consider ourselves the same as our West Taiwan counterpart

>>33172773
We truly are blessed

>you okay dude?

>I'm stuck stepbro!
What did she mean by this?

I can't believe Ragus is fucking dead.

RAGUS STUCK HELP

Does Altare have a little sister irl?
He's acting like a real one

>>33173012
yeah, me

>>33173012
Kobo is his actual sister

>>33173012
He’s acting like a real...little sister?

Mahoushoujoriri in shambles right now

>>33173012
>Little sister altair
I would spoil the shit outta that little princess as she stabs me in my sleep for not only looking at her 24/7

>>33172869
>he's not bulking on cricket flour and lifting to vesper zatsus
NGMI

>>33173042

>>33173012
he's mentioned having a sister IIRC

>>33173012
No, but he has an older sister and said he always wanted to have a younger sibling. He's the youngest iirc

>>33173012
He's the youngest in his siblings

>>33173012
Nope. He already said on stream he is the youngest

>100% IQ

I'm no expert, but Kobo might be the best in the world at impersonating a 7 year old

>>33173012
His actual sister is deceased and he's coping by role-playing sibling with Kobo

>>33173046
>>33173062
imouto altare UOOOHHHH

>100% IQ
>do you know it is actually average?
kek

>>33173046
I... I was thinking up 2 different ways to say this and mixed them together when I typed. I don't know how it happened

>>33173113
>impersonating

>>33173113
>impersonating

>go to sleep
>wake up
>that weird seething schizo is still awake
So the guy is a seanig. Good to know.

>I have 200 IQ because I am gamer girl
Nahone.

Kobo is cute and dummy...

>>33173145
>>33173146
NOW KISS.

>the average rating of IQ in Indonesia is 87 points in each child and adolescents aged 5-20 years in Central Java and children aged 6-8 years in North Jakarta . The shows that the average IQ score for Indonesian children is still below other countries

>I love doxx!
Typical SEAnigger

>>33173165
uooooh DoD

>>33173113
>impersonating

small face and ugly
but i love the ugliness

>>33173214
she's talking about me btw

>>33173236
anon...

>>33173165
C-c-cummy?

why is kobo so bratty?

Ogey

>>33173184
Oh Lord… How low is the lower margin? How many Indonesians are actually incapable of manual labour?

Well if blue fire is hotter, then why is the sun orange huh? checkmate

>>33173289
I'm glad he got noticed by his senpai/co-worker/love interest.

jwu and i thought the kobo and ragus collab was at 10 not 9

>>33173289
Zetabros....

>basic
Leader in shambles.

>>33172143
that's cute timestamp?

>>33173309
because its not hot enough to be blue, there's stars that are blue and its because they are hotter than the sun

>>33173344
Don't give up, Zetabro

>>33173289
Holy shit Nodoka liked hia post RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT OUR BOY HAS A CHANCE.

That being said, avoid this thread.

>>33172658
Some faggot tryna make fun of the temple that is /MANS/

>>33173340
They need to play fgc fames like tekken or MK for the spicy malding moments

>>33173289
>>33173415
Tf is this timeline
Nodoka noticing Axel
Axel noticing Zeta
Zeta ignoring Axel

>>33173145
>>33173146
>>33173212
https://youtu.be/T1LDeiSuDRc?t=9225

She isn't a child but still doesn't make it weird

>kebab
NO RAGUS, SHE MAY BE BROWN BUT YOU SHOULDN'T CALL HER THAT

>>33173401
Anon, the flame's blue color is from the oxygen atoms, not black body radiation.

>Kobo is giving Blowjob
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>>33173515
don't care, did not ask

OH GOD YES LET HER EAT ME

>would you sacrifice yourself so that kobo could eat you?
L-Leader?

>>33173463
kek it's a complete reverse of the original dynamic of
Zeta -> Axel -> Nodoka

>>33173530
>

cute leader being cute and friendly with kobo’s chat

Altare woke up today and chose “unhinged cultism”

>all those yes in chat

what's that sound in the background ?

>>33173627
the game

>>33173641
Fuck you.

>>33173627
Sorry, that was me

>>33173470
what. this voice is a lot better wth

>>33173641
kys aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>33173618
Today?

>finds out kobo likes horses
>makes horse noises to make her happy
c-cute...

>>33173665
>>33173654
my bad, that wasn't intentional

>>33172143
Retard kino

>i love horse
do horsegirls exist in indonesia

>>33173656
This post? Made by me.

>Ragus be a good dog
Ayo?

RAGUS BE A GOOD DOG

leader making cute noises this stream

uwu onii-chan

>uwu oniichan
>ragus immediately tries to leave
he really hates it huh

Kobo stop that you're gonna make me act up over here

HE ABSOLUTELY HATES IT

>>33173821
He probably thinks onii-chan is just something people say in hentai kek

UwU is Altare's greatest weakness huh. I wonder if tempus bois will use that to their advantage to rile him up ala Irys, Reine, and Anya style

>kobo start uwu
>Chat proceed to puke
kek Indonesian sure is funny.

>>33173868
Need Magni UwUs...

>>33173415
Ahhhhh my heart I cant take it thia ia so cute cat dog collab when!?!?!?

>where is the anus
K-Kobo?

>Uproar collabs with kobo alot
But why? Like why uproroar specifically?

regis yawning

Very seiso sibling conversation happening

>do we come from the butt or the mouth

>>33173900