/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Bros she's drinking the corn syrup water again...

what's going to happen when Pippa is accepted into Hololive

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>33142062
Numbers are the heart of their career, añon, it would be a silly thing to not think about numbers.

PANKO MANKO

ピッパ抱きします!

Pippa is literally giving a lesson to the femaons in this thread and the indies who orbit her on how to apply for Phase Connect.

>>33142299
5 cans (of healthy sprite) a day keeps the cavities away

Please Pray for Lia

I thought the collab was gonna be cheese themed.

I WILL WAIT FOR LIA!!!!

>>33142400
I mean its her second stream on this topic

cat sex

If you are a femanon in this thread you better being applying. I want someone in life to succeed and it sure as fuck isnt going to be me so it better be you.

>>33142303
Several possibilities.

1. Fishman offs himself
2. He doesn't off himself but drops the company, grabs his blue bear wife and starts a traditional family away from vtubing
3. He desperately tries to push Tenma, and perhaps Lumi, to try and cover for the hole left by the rabbit

>>33142497
Uruka needs a few extra pounds, her thighs are tiny.

Leech Connect

>>33142497
cheese theme is punishment for Lia.
Hopefully that means Airi x Lia offcollab cheese eating still happens
t. the actual anon who made the batsu suggestion in the stream because I know Lia hates cheese

>Reddit spacing

>reddit

>spacing

Pippa trying to teach you retards how to space shit in a way that is actually readable.

>>33142587
Will Pippa smell like monkey urine next?

>>33142511
>>33142430
she's coming back. it might feel like an eternity, but don't worry. she will be back!

I still think after all this time its hilarious that people see traditional microsoft word double spacing is reddit spacing. But I also hate all the users who used it during the influx from there.

news?

Sorry but if you don't know 6 languages and are a professional singer, you ain't getting in.

>>33142694
If you're blind it's not my fault

Hime, I'm begging you, please let me lick your royal, forever-18, nice smelling, sweaty Hime Pits. I will pay the Hime Tax and more

As read by Hime:
https://files.catbox.moe/sem9e3.mp3

So what's going on with Lia? I haven't watched in a while and missed out on whatever happened

>>33142725
I will wait an eternity if I have too! niggers not being able to do opsec has deprived us of updates but I will stay strong

Imagine how much these other companies are regretting that they rejected Pippa. Phase Connect got so lucky with her.

>>33142934
IM
GONNA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPE

Love and loss

>>33142965
None of those other companies would have managed her properly. They can't even manage regular girls.

>straight to the point
>You didnt show any passion in your resume
kek i had to learn this after thousands of applications and ending up in unemployment begging for work. You need to be fake 24/7 because if you are just someone trying to survive and you don't have the passion to sweep floors but you want to eat.
>do you have 5 years experience in a shop environment
Yes i do
>do you have references
I have these people i payed 20 dollars in a discord, trust me they are reliable.
>do you have job experience
i do but all my companies shutdown oopsie.

Then once you get coworkers you fake being friends for references and you make your boss your friend so you can do no work and get bonuses.

>>33142965
Pretty high chance that those other corpos wouldn't have given Pippa enough freedom to do her thing.

>>33142965
anon, no other company would allow her to put out her type of content, we've been over this.

>>33143092
this guy fucks

Honestly going with off the rack is arguably one of the biggest redflags because hard custom is how you get that small but significant edge.

>airi edited out her crying in her birthday stream
She is a very insecure woman indeed.

>>33143136
>>33143118
Then they can settle for their low 2views instead.

>>33142934
>went on company announced hiatus for 2 weeks out of nowhere
>many speculated she was in a mental hospital
>others said she was suspended
>seems we have gotten confirmation she is ok and free and probably playing splatoon, already is eager to stream, and will be coming back once hiatus is over

>>33143195
Ya i do fuck, i get fucked by this fat whore named life kek

>>33142965
Other companies would have hired the mowl and not the rabbit.

>>33143201
not even Pippa did that

Did you know PC has enough members now for a Mongus collab?

>>33143092
Yep, our entire economy and system is just based on grifting. You have to grift, normies all do it with absolutely no self awareness.

>>33143201
Seriously? I was going to watch that later tonight

>>33143201
how's she going to just delete half her stream like that?

Erina would be a nice Iori

>>33143217
Yeah, pretty much. That's why I'm not willing to join in with the Fishman doomposting.

>>33143092
It's why I went for medschool. There's always a shortage of doctors somewhere and unless you have some big baggage then you're in as soon as you show up. Skips a lot of the bullshit.

>>33143201
drop airi down in the trust chart

Pippa was almost Lia

>>33143418
we already knew this

>pippa talking about auditions
>almost verbatim quote's panko's background
>one of her main points is about matching to premade models
Hey guys!
Remember when I said gen 3 models were already finished?
The other "rrats" are true too.

>>33143418
She's Lia? But I'M Lia!

>>33143282
I had to unlearn everything I had been taught and it made me so bitter.
>all the lessons from sunday school and church
Designed to actual make you homeless and people abuse you, Christ is not king he is a fucking asshole and i hate him.
>public and all the shit about not being violent or dealing with bullies
turns out you can just knock someone out on your job site and no one cares because human resources is an obese woman who can barely breathe and doesnt care.
>it gets better anon its just not your time! girls will like you at 30, you have an old soul
fuck that do not listen to women ever, they are actively against you. I had pick up culture shit but a few grains of salt from it are necessary to survive them.
>haha you dont need muscle, here have some more sugar and pizza! oh my god have fun drink with me!!!!

Normal people literally designed society to not work on purpose because they are all depressed and want everyone to be failures like them.

>>33143483
>Remember when I said gen 3 models were already finished?
Good job, you read the FAQ, retard.

>>33143418
she was almost this

Gen3 is premade designs, fishman's gonna bring this back.

>>33143511
>words

>>33143483
You are retarded and got BTFO'd even after you showed 'receipts'.
"The models are premade and Rie was told to cut back on saying cum and cock all the time means Fish is trying to turn Phase Connect into Hololive" is a reach so far it's halfway to the next star system.

Pippa wants anons to flood Sakana's mail with male auditions. What the fuck?

>>33143317
Twitch VOD is unedited.

>>33143679
ya im just seething, sorry im abit tired and acting retarded

>>33143092
Software dev here, my resume is a bit more than 1 page but I keep it extremely vague. The HR rep that reads my resume will have no clue what type of projects I have worked on since they have absolutely no knowledge of programming.
Instead of writing "using this language, wrote this code using this logic" I put "wrote code that did this" instead.

>>33143660
i want to fuck legally distinct keqing knockoff

>>33142934
>So what's going on
>I haven't watched in a while
Someone give this sister her gossip material

>>33143660
That bratty model is BEGGING for rape correction.

>>33143660
this model screams forever 2view

>gura's model and mori's voice
She's 200% right here, shit like this is why the jewchuubas failed.

>>33143815
It really does. It's both too tryhard and way too lazy. Unless you do absolutely world-class rigging and a world-class pilot.

>>33143483
>one of her main points is about matching to premade models
That's literally how every single vtubing company works. The only ones that don't are the ones where each person already has their own model.

I wonder how many people watching Pippa are taking notes to get into a corp.

>>33143660
The world is forever a better place thanks to Pippa being a pink bunny.

>>33143971
Hopefully all the jealous femanons ITT.

>>33143225
if she was suspended, hopefully she comes back with an eye patch

>>33143660
That model has forever been tainted by Pippa's moldy touch, even if she didn't actually use it. It can't be recovered at this point.

>>33143971
Less than 10% of the femanons in this thread.

>>33143961
Difference is Gen2 was being very flexible (see: Erina)

Gen3 is "here's this model, that's it"

That's why a lot of people are concerned over Gen 3.

>>33143971
I know we had several girls this year in the thread mention interest but gen 3 wasnt taking applications. I hope they give it a shot, i dont care about them being /here/ but i want them to succeed

>>33141697
I hate you

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>33144015
Pippa's really great at character design.

>>33144023
>punished lia
kino

>>33144065
>ARE YOU /HERE/?
>ARE YOU A FRUIT FARMER?
>DO YOU HAVE PIPKIN?
>CAN YOU REACT TO CWC?
YOU'RE IN!

>>33143660
soulless vs SOVL

I've been waiting for Pippa to admit that the Kiara and Mothwoman lookalike models were bad ideas

>>33143739
Same and same and I also avoided tech interviews until I was senior enough that nobody wanted to bother testing to make sure I knew about classroom trivia like sorting algorithms

>>33143890
People blather on and on about muh gap moe but voice-model mismatch IS going to bother people and for a lot of really good reasons.
Niji's Reimu is a very good example of a miscasting compounding dozens of other issues to the point of utterly stalling out and even reversing growth.

>>33143971
This rabbit kinda stinky, I hope hands femanon gets in instead.

>>33144023
I hope a gen 3 has an eyepatch. Phase needs an eyepatch girl

is this real??????????????????

I wonder what that sloth vtuber's chances of getting in are. She was lurking around streams and the discords a few months ago and showing interest.

>>33144285

Someone clip Pipper saying "I think you should educate yourself"

>>33144285
Me on the left.

we need to find Pippa's AMV's STAT

>>33144127
Hey im cool with it, we live in this retarded era in which everyone has a podcast and commentates on stupid shit like reddit posts, 4chan posts, twitter posts, and in general idle stupid shit or worse politics.

I dont particularly like /here/ girls but if it has to be one of the random femanons in this thread or someone else. I would prefer the femanon just because of the TINIEST of ties that bind with tribal affiliation.
My team good, other team dont care about

>>33144062
people are concerned about gen 3 because nobody asked for it yet..
if fish learned anything from gentoo, it should've been that he stepped in shit with how long it took to debut them.

there needs to be a thirst for new blood. that thirst won't be there until next summer. fish likely wants gen3 by february at the latest.

>>33144395
When is he hiring the slug? Muumi is gonna fucking die at this rate.

>>33144568
People have been looking for 7 months you retard.

I'm pretty horny for the lavender cat. look at that fucking midriff definition. I would penetrate and cum in her if you catch my drift

>>33144285

>Pippa used to make AMVs
$10k says it was fucking My Little Pony AMVs. No wonder she's afraid of getting doxxed, it'd be super easy to find out which ones are hers.

i prefer /here/ girls who don't hit you int he face with it constantly and it's not apart of their persona, but they send out dogwhistles every couple months that make you wonder.

>>33143660
>>33143815
>>33143927
>>33144015
any model with a smug :3 expression would work just as well as the rabbit. I prefer the cat, desu.
>>33144107
lol. lmao, even.

>>33144660
We need slugma. Her model is too good to be wasted. Jesus christ its so fucking good.
Slugmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>33144255
Remi has a chuuni eyepatch.

>>33144660
Slug is out. He hired a different 2nd manager
>Who?
reps

>>33144660
Obviously never. They're personal friends. She's already done the job. She absolutely isn't getting in.

>>33144801
i would the bunnycat

>>33144660
muumi is being transitioned to Lia's personal keeper

Pippa didn't write her own application for Phase?
Say "Thank you, Zax," /pcg/.

>>33144660
slug did one last stream on tsun she said she is NEVER coming back

>>33144814
Slugma is completely done.

>>33144961
Isn't it sad, >>33144814 anon?

>>33144960
Are we doing the bit where we intentionally mishear things again?

>>33144961
never say never in show business, kid.

>>33145048
Her model was so hot and also cute, i also like the clothing

>>33145062
It's an eternal bit, it's just reality.

>>33144961
>>33144995
Newfag here, what burned her out this hard?

>well like uh uh well like
do people actually watch ame or was this from a while ago

>>33144961
In that model
>and Lumi will stay indie and never join another corpo
until she did

>>33145147
>do people actually watch ame
no holoen is on the decline, the era of phase connect is upon us

>>33144961
Good luck trying to prove that negative.

>>33145147
>Watching Hololive in 2022
I seriously hope at least not EN.

>>33145239
>debate nigger
go home

>>33145147
Ame's audience is 100% Gura fans who got cowed to go for the side chick

>>33145179
Here comes the bat signal.
>>33145140
Everything.

Disgusting maladapted femoids, listen up!
Pippa is dispensing wisdom.
If you learn something, you might be able to stop seething at Lumi =D

>>33145264
This is why Gura can get away with pissing in her bed and nobody gets mad

>pippa puts in this application ironically
>6 months later announces graduation
Hmmm....

I can see this stream is pulling out the guys in their 30s who have survived suicide but didnt do anything. We gotta stop this suicide prevention shit its so backwards

>>33145107
Slug design is right in that sweet spot of "girl becoming a woman, but not quite there".
Exquisite.

>>33145561
She is pretending this is a stream to help people apply for phase in an amusing way, but really this stream is a threat to the fish for what he did to Lia.

>>33145147
I'm going to assume you're a retarded pippafag so I'm operating under the assumption that you don't know what it's like to watch a streamer who's actually multifaceted and has many talents since all your streamer does is screech like a monkey like a certain juicelord. There's a reason why Ame has the most goslings among any English vtuber.

>>33145335
>maladapted
You are the one inserting Lumi out of context.

>>33145147
People like Ame because she seems easily manipulated and they lost it when that turned out wrong.

>>33144961
She did a non tsun stream with some lgbt+ charity shit.

>>33144188
>not picking the superior pseudo-femboy hand
rooting for you, my happy merchant

>>33145147
One of my favorite moments of vtubing was her Outer Wilds playthrough, especially the Sun Station landing. There was something special back then. If you look at what she is now in comparison it's fucking brutal. I'm glad I moved out of holoEN into small corpos as things just keep getting worse for most of them.

>>33145787
given how some of our cute femanons hissed at Lumi due to FUCKING NAILS out of all things, I think it is pretty much in context

>>33145818
>“How many buildings were hit on 9/11?”

>>33145841
I think general sam and some other youtubers mentioned you have a time limit on your entertaining ability before you just become entirely disconnected from your audience and no longer entertaining because of that. He was talking about how you need to get income outside of streaming/youtube because when it crashes you wont even be able to work wage slavery because no one sees streaming as a job

>>33145763
Anon, it took her 50 seconds to stutter through 10 seconds worth of content. That's not a good thing, no matter how much money you donated to her.

>>33145763
seething teakek spotted

>>33145763
Her fly me to the moon duet with altare was really great!

lol that was a weird pause.
"This person wants to put in.................. everything"

>>33146033
That's just retarded.

There's plenty of long career streamers and if you have even the slightest legitimate following and can't figure out how to market that towards your benefit in changing careers then you are a retard.

>>33145818
I have never seen a male hand so odd, its so long and with so little muscle that it looks like actual yaoi hands.

I want to taste Pippa's wasd keys.

>>33146218
imagine the sticky oil layer

We are never going to get another truly menhera streamer like Pippa or Lia, are we?

>>33146286
and that's a good thing

>>33146286
broken Shiina saga when?

>>33145763
>There's a reason why Ame has the most goslings among any English vtuber.
lol it’s not early 2021 anymore

>Want to send Panko a dark secret
>Boring as fuck and have no dark secrets

>>33146033
I think thats just sam being an autist
>>33146286
nope, appreciate your oshi at all times

>>33145818
How do you know she is that specific chuuba? Sounds like you are assuming things. Also I bet she is stinky (good).

>>33146286
Get Ames or whatever fucking name she is going by in.

>>33145841
Ame fans successfully killed everything they liked about Ame and we're seeing Likers gradually turn a similar kind of suffocating.

>>33146360

>>33146360
God I hope not, I worry about Shiina, Airi, and Lumi because when workaholics explode they just shutdown mentally to the point you think they had just come off meth

>>33146204
I think it is a female hand because it looks kinda frail. We do not have shiht to compare it to to see if it is a large or small hand. Also not white, probably asian or hapa (okinawa).

>>33146360
In progress
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina/status/1569854591105404928

>>33146484
being overworked does not equal being mentally ill.

Can I make it as a handtuber if I have girly fingernails despite being a dude

>>33145763
Amegeddon destroyed the goslings.

>>33146286
there are some here and there, but its very rare
I trust our local, homegrown talent though

>>33146551
They usually come together fairly well traditionally

>>33146578
lol there were many more goslings that came later and have no idea what that even was

>>33146435
we Likers are definitely autistic but other than the concern posting episode we aren't that bad, right?

>>33146538
All those relatively young women shouldn't be having such a hard time with not dying.

>>33146377
I've already sent three different ones.

>>33146484
Airi isn't a workaholic by choice though. She got really close breaking down in her birthday stream but managed to pull herself together.

>>33146683
we got a little wild yesterday, but it's alright now.

>>33146719
True, i should chill on the concerning

>>33146538
Sounds like someones in desperate need for some vitamin BBC

>>33146691
maxx vaxxers pls undahstan

Watame is Pippa's oshi?

>>33146803
holy newfag

>>33146682
Hmm that's concerning.

>>33146803
Apparently so, this is the first time shes ever mentioned Watame.

>>33146033
I don't think there's a limit to your ability to entertain but there is a honeymoon period for anything and once you are settled in something you can get complacent. Once you know you can make plenty of money doing a few streams a month and you are either burnt out or there is nothing you want to do because of permissions, why do anything other than the bare minimum? If you don't have the innate drive to want to make content because you actually want to then you will hit the wall.

I will always appreciate holoEN for breaking the ice in the west to let small corpos pop up but at this point I don't see any reason to watch them anymore. That sentiment is more at home in a catalog bait thread so I'll leave it there.

>>33146377
Could be worse, I have plenty of dark secrets but they are all very boring. I'm not submitting them because there's nowhere to go with them as far as commentary goes apart from calling me a horrible person.

>>33146484
I know people try their hardest to will them to be menhera because of "le sad gurl compney" meme, but they are just regular girls. There is nothing menhera about them other than them name dropping menhera.

>>33146803
Tourist please lurk more before asking this.

>>33146803
how new?

>>33146683
You people are easily in the top 3 most annoying fanbase in pcg.

Pipnigs > Yurinigs > Luminigs = Lianigs > power gap > Pankonigs > the rest

Alright femanons, are (You) menhera and sad enough for Phase Connect?
Get to applying right now!

FISHMAN IS UNDERPAYING AND ANNOYING PIPPA!
FISHMAN HATE!

>>33146803
Sauce? First I've heard of it.

>>33146875
>>33146803
i'm not even a capippalist and i know this
source: the GOAT phaso collab

>>33146377
I have a secret that is TOO dark.

>>33146927
just stay in the kanpaigroomers discord channel then faggot

>>33146377
Wedgieanon submission strikes again

>>33146927
i don't care if we are annoying, I care if we are suffocating

>>33146927
we got wild yesterday, but if you can't spaz out when you're oshi gets put on company mandated hiatus... then what can you spaz out about?

>>33146929
This but they MUST be asian.

>>33146927
>is in a thread whose purpose is a place where people spam how much they love phase connect streemers
why are you in places that make you angry

you faggots who didn't know watame was pippa's oshi need to do reps.

>>33146908
I think they are all at least slightly menhera, with Lia being the most menhera and Pippa being eccentric, but not mentally unstable beyond being a neurotic rabbit

>>33146993
Should have aborted.

>>33147068
You're most likely the dox nigger so fuck off.

Panko's space
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1vOGwMbAWjdxB

>>33147162
wait she is?

>>33147068
You're only allowed to sperg about how no one is talking about you oshi. More people need to talk about her, people need to be talking about her all the time. Not you though, you only read about her and complain about the others.

>>33146993
You rape or murder someone? If not, its probably not that bad.

>>33146927
Capippalists shape the SOVL of this community, faggot.

>>33147221
I just found that 5 minutes ago.
I've never seen a twitter space before and I have no idea how they work outside of apparently I can listen to her talk.

>>33147216
why would i dox my oshi, anon?

>>33147162
Pippa watches hololive? She's just like me fr.

>>33147162
Since fucking when?

>>33145763
You know who else is multifaceted and can do stuff too? But more importantly, is also very good at taking random topics and making interesting, and also treats her chat like grown adults?

>>33146927
Phase Connect wouldn't be SHIT without Pippa and the Capippalists

>>33147282
New?
Gentoo tends to do them quite regularly

>>33147162
we are getting a lot of newfags recently, the incline is real. lia concern posters didn't even know about her alt

>>33146683
>>33146752
>>33146927

The problem is that you've started doing that thing where your go-to response to "please re-evaluate this" is EVERYONE IS COMING AFTER US WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET JUSTICE AAAAAAAAAAH. Which is the point at which everything turns into a crusade at the slightest provocation. Including/especially a crusade against your oshi if you suspect betrayal and what constitutes betrayal will become more and more outrageously arbitrary so eventually she'll come to hate you.

>>33147350
Exactly. Phase Connect has gotten too big, Pippa has ruined it.

>>33147261
Shut the fuck up you annoying faggot literally nobody likes you people. You don't even produce any meaningfully thread OC unlike the other fanbases so exactly what the fuck do you think you're even contributing to the thread?

[Panko news]
Panko is insecure about being ESL

>>33147460
RUDE AND UNBASED

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAIzxU1ed0
Are you people really asking if watame is Pippa's oshi?

>>33147489
This isn't news, but I'll accept it as Panko content.

>>33147261
Wrong.
Pipigers are the worst fanbase by far, it brought in a bunch of autistic poltard schizos + fruitfarmers.

>all these newfags
>only 57ips
where did the oldfags go?

>>33147588
Trying to suck my own cock

>>33147536
>3 hours
Got any good clips of that stream?

>>33147344
You are right, but watch out. You will trigger the salty fem*les.

>>33147588
Just lurking

>>33147388
the rrat posters got the better of us. it should never happen again. we we're at our lowest

>>33147460
>>33147576
How can capippalists be the worst when you're writing posts like >>33146927

>>33144801
Sakana please troll pippa for this stream and give this model to a new girl and tell Pippa it's her baby sister I am begging you fishman, someone screenshot this post and send it to sakana he can suck my cock all he wants if he does this.

>>33147576
>Capippalists shape the SOVL of this community
True
>it brought in a bunch of autistic poltard schizos + fruitfarmers
Also true

>>33147588
Watching the stream like always. Leave the turists eat themselves.

>>33146802
I got three covid shots and I could beat up everyone in this thread, especially the trannies

>/pcg/ hates Pippa now
Now I've seen it all.

>>33147638
Its not worth it, once you get it in your throat you come to understand that the action of bobbing your head on it hurts and also you open some forbidden knowledge shit like
>my asshole is right there kek
>i could lick it like a dog

that's a good one

>>33147380
>New?
Yeah

>>33147383
>lia concern posters didn't even know about her alt
yeah i'm one of them i have only been watching lia for about a month how am i supposed to know alts (or want to know alts, would she even want that?)?

all i wanted to know was that lia was coming back and wasn't in danger of graduating. i like her a lot and don't know if i can stomach losing a chuuba who is my perfect speed after looking for so long.

>>33146551
Overwork is a choice. Healthy people know when to rest and have the wherewithal to make up reasons or the money to do it.
>>33147489
>Panko can't speak english
>can't speak italian
What language can she speak?

>>33147905
>now
Lia, Tenma and Uruka's fanbases have hated her since last year August.

>>33147928
well thanks?? I can't even reach it

>>33147905
We never liked her

>>33147383
>lia concern posters didn't even know about her alt
feed me daddy

>>33145763
>There's a reason why Ame has the most goslings among any English vtuber
Gura has more goslings than Ame has viewers retard

I love Pippa <3

>>33147588
Summer is over. These kiddies, so-called "oldfags" went back to school

>>33148037
Its very meh, same with most alternative masturbation. If you want a trick do squats and squeeze your asshole while doing them, your pelvic muscles will grow thicker and stronger so you can cum further.

>>33148017
not true, i LOVE and TRUST pipkin pippa. she was my hero in my time of need. if pippa didn't call us faggots and to calm down who else would?

>Panko thinks Italian does not sound cute
>tfw I think it's the second sexiest sounding language after French
Amerimutts will never understand

>>33147380
>>33147955
Where's she reading comments from, anyway?

>>33148017
That's old shit. Lia Likers and Capippalists are fine
A lot of new Likes & Capippalists weren't even around for that old shit.

>>33148037
lol you could always pratice on me first lol
you know practice makes perfect haha

>Pippa saviorposting about Coco
>Dunking on Rushia
Not sure you want to go down that route

lol I'm surprised Pippa didn't call out that Coco hater as spending too much time on /vt/

>>33147588
>where did the oldfags go?
If i got mad every time someone new said something silly I would be a really upset guy.

>>33148186
Dicksword

>>33148163
>>tfw I think it's the second sexiest sounding language after French
French is fucking repulsive, get your shit together.

>>33148147
>kegel exercises
I do that but not often
>>33148202
If I was going to do anything gay it would be my cock in your ass retard

kek Pippa is really enjoying this

>>33147844
Doubtful, since I am in this thread.
*flex* *flex*

>>33146803
reps now

>>33148245
t. Gunlaga Lunga Woop Woop sea language

>>33147733
>the rrat posters got the better of us. it should never happen again. we we're at our lowest
I find that hard to believe but I sincerely hope so.

>>33148240
link?

>>33148256
your the one trying to put a penis in your mouth :DD

>>33148163
>Italian
>French
Reminds me of pic related

>>33147311
At least late 2021
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ScVppBBgE

>>33148382
Mating press, fingers interlocked, balls touching, kissing while making eyecontact and saying I love you while orgasming at the same time

>>33148382
Selfcest is alright in my eyes, I would not suck another cock besides my own since I know where it's been

Are we gonna look past how Remi was poached?

>>33147958
it's understandable anon, just remember to try and contain your autism next time
>>33148080
reps

This pedophile is in every twitter space. Get called out bitch

>>33148329
check any phase YT account page

>>33148147
dunno, prostate stimulation and vibrostimulation are both pretty fucking great
self-sucking sucks since there is a bit of that self-tickling debuff (as in its less intense)

>>33147460
>You don't even produce any meaningfully thread OC
Pippa has the most thread OC period.
Except if your idea of "meangful thread OC" is throwing a gargantuan bitchfit, splitting the thread for a month, getting BTFO'd and crawling back
Shut the fuck up and stop starting shit as though you're not far worse, retard. There are a million things that >we don't say about you people because it's seen as punching down. Faggot.

>>33144961
Leaked secret master plan:

Phase 1: use ancient mystic coffee knowledge to get slugma out of retirement and into a manager position in the agency.
Phase 2: Use slugma as bait to bring Lisa into Phase Invaders
Phase 3: Have Lisa and Pippa stream together all day erry day like they're joined at the hip.
Phase 4: ????
Phase 5: profit.

>>33148508
Why are you posting this in Pedo Connect General?

>>33148406
Man, that BGM hits me real nice.

>there's no harm in taking your shot
>if you're already in a company, they might negotiate
>I love this company so much
>Am I going to apply for real? No way, I wouldn't fit.
Good thing my oshi has low self-esteem and literal pipkin.

>>33148535
>dunno, prostate stimulation and vibrostimulation are both pretty fucking great
>HIS PROSTATE ACTUALLY GETS PLEASURE
not fair, fuck you, let me touch it

>>33148321
I can't speak for others but I at least won't. i'm deeply ashamed of myself, not only did i shit up the thread I probably caused harm to Lia

>>33148459
From a company who's famous for their biggest Talent Terumi leaving and causing a huge fuss. For all the memes and neglect, Cyberlive was a real driving force in the small corpo sphere. Amber Glow was nothing. That's why Lumi's poach was big and Remi's was not.

>>33148616
never
I don't even let my gf touch it
masturbation only

>>33148508
Not your personal army, twitterfag.

>>33147721
>lazy threadwatchers see trolls post bait about PC in the catalog
>wonder what all the fuss is about
>look them up expecting obvious pandering and cringe
>oh shit she’s actually good
>you forgot what the supposed hype was about because it has nothing to do with why she’s good
Like clockwork, every time. Such is life in sad girl corpo

>>33148526
Thanks.

>>33146377
Yea I wanted to participate but I literally have no secrets. The only thing I hide online is my nationality for obvious reasons. Unless Panko wants to know that I fap to lolis.

>>33148711
np anon, enjoy

>>33148475
just so long as next time they give me a little more context when they suspend my oshi and I don't need to be worried.

>>33148743
Just say you masturbate to Panko and that you fantasize about raping her

>>33146377
Beat someone to death once and was surprised no cops showed up like it was gta or a movie. Nothing bad ever happened to me even though people saw me do it.

>>33148868
I'm sure someone has that base covered already.

>>33148475
>it's understandable anon, just remember to try and contain your autism next time
I will try to be better. it's all I can do

>>33148705
This.
I do not get those that say that Pippa panders hard /here/.
She panders just enough and when she does it feels way more authentic than the usual /here/ chuubas.

>>33148922
hmm true but more wouldn't hurt, she'd know that she is loved

Listening to Panko's space I don't know how you can sexualize her, she is mentally a child

Sakana please troll pippa for this stream and give this model to a new girl and tell Pippa it's her baby sister I am begging you fishman, someone in the janny discord /here/ screenshot this post and send it to sakana he can suck my cock all he wants if he does this.

(You) can tap into the Selen horny market Sakana, don't pay attention to these faggots arguing over which of your talents fanbases are the most annoying.

>>33148986
creeps are into that

>>33148907
what did it feel like to kill a man anon?

>>33148986
>she is mentally a child
That's all women, no matter their age. Being attracted to women is pedophilia.

>>33149004
that is actually a brilliant idea

>>33147251
Yes to the former, in a dream of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MHCu6W7puI
Uuuh Holochads what do we do now...

>>33148868
I can send that but she wouldnt read it on stream I think.

>>33149004
>another loli
sigh
please just make gen3 full of big titty cows, we don't want more pedophiles in the community.

>>33149147

>>33148163
People think any language they can’t understand is beautiful. People who actually speak it are too busy trying to figure out what the other person is saying to give a shit about that.
Amerimutts would know better than Italians as to whether Italian sounds beautiful, if anything.

>>33149147
I've tried to defend Rie but more and more just gets added to her list, huh?

>>33149158
Can't you just send more than one?

>>33147905
I've hated pippa since October or November last year when her furry boyfriend yab was at its peak. It's so fucking annoying hearing people talk about how pippa is "a real one" when time, and time, and time again she's been proven to be a serial liar and a grifter. I absolutely loathe everything that she represents: that even after doing bad shit and doubling down on it she still found success by virtue of being a woman. Not even a talented one at that, but just being a woman.

I will continue to be an anti for as long as I live and nothing will fill me with more joy than the day I read the phase announcement talking about this unkempt toothless bitch graduating.

>>33149198
>People think any language they can’t understand is beautiful.
Have you fucking heard Chinese? It has absolutely no flow, it sounds fucking disgusting.

>>33149159
something something we like it here something we are pedos something something that is why we are known as Pedo Connect

Which Phase members count as loli?
Some are obvious but a few feel borderline to me, so I need a second opinion.

>>33148826
>Takes too long to make a discord, Panko leaves before I can access the channel.
Pain

>>33149293
cool story bro

>>33149293
makes sense to me

>>33148304
Thai is unironically better sounding than French. Thai is melodious. French sounds like someone slurred everything together and bunched it up into a bunch of snorting sounds, because that’s what it is.

Panko kissed me, see you later nerds

>>33149182
come one
she already atoned
enough time has passed and she is willing to get down dirty

>>33149147
Not giving that a view, sorry.

>>33149299
Chinese is the shitstain of the Asian languages

>>33149393
i made this post

>>33149293
You changed me bro

Calm of sleep

>>33149293
bad shit? are you a kentucky fried nigger?
Pippa is just the femanons in this thread, but succesful at vtubing

What happened to dnd could happen to vtubing however the dnd people are a lot more passive while vtubing stans trend towards being aggressive

>>33149159
Purple cat isn't a loli.

>>33149293
Take your meds. They're characters not a thousand people's gf.

>>33149004
>>33149096
OF COURSE IT IS ANON! I AM A BUSINESS MASTERMIND. I KNOW WHAT THE BLOCKCHAIN IS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ANON? YOU KNOW WHAT THE BLOCKCHAIN IS ALL ABOUT?
IT'S ABOUT THAT FUCKING SIS CON BABAYY LETS GOOOOOOO

In order to get a dnd game you need to get along with people to be accepted and invited. This encourages compliance. Vtubing has no such force niceness. You can be crazy and schizo and still part of the scene. Even elevated in it.

>>33149462
Hearing chinks a bunch while younger legitimately kept me away from any Korean/Japanese content for years because I used to just assume that they would all sound about the same.

>>33149159
Just for this I hope he hires an actual child and gives her a big booba model just so you can seethe
Of course labor laws and general human decency would make this impossible and I don’t actually wanna see that (I like adult women with flat chests thanks), but the sheer amount of primal rage it would cause would be hilarious

>>33149570
>They're characters
Why does Pippa claim to not be a character?

>>33149293
All the triggered pippacucks kek. Imagine supporting someone who's fucking a dude that's into fucking animals.

>>33149293
>antis for almost an entire year
>girl goes in the same time from 2view to 4view
>HAHAHA SOON PIPKIN PIPPA WILL BE DEFEATED
kill yourself retard

do official video editors get to talk 1 on 1 with talents? shit i should have applied

>>33149198
Italian generally has a very good reputation, anon. It's not like German that only gets appreciated by super smart people like me.

>>33149696
I had to listen to that shart language all the time in the college computer lab and it unironically made me racist against Chinese people (along with a MULTITUDE of other reasons, mainly that every one of them I encountered was an asshole)

>>33149715
because she is barely one
its just her being less cucked by (((society))) and being more histrionic

>>33149363
>after French
Based taste. I dont get all the hate it gets.
Growing up, everytime I heard it being spoken on tv or movies it was usually related to something sexual, or it just sounded erotic to my ears.
Now that I think about it I still need to find vtubers that mainly speak french.

>>33148625
CL was only a driving force because they lied about everything

>>33149299
Yes. I’m well aware of how Chinese sounds because I have the unfortunate displeasure of speaking it. The less similar it is to Beijing Mandarin (and the harder it is for me to understand) the better it sounds.

>>33149383
SEA languages have been well known throughout history to be classified as barking dogs

>>33149809
Chinese literally just sounds like dirt farmers yelling at each other about rocks

>>33149784
I agree with you, but you smell like a filthy commie.
Prove your love for capippalism right fucking NOW.

>>33149293
If "just being a woman" is enough then why haven't you made it yet?

>>33149792
No. All you do is a highlight real every week.
Including dead weeks where you have to make bad content look exciting.

>>33148459
Remi was not poached. She has talked about this quite candidly.

This is fucking shiiiit

>>33148508
Cunny Connect?

pippa is thinking about GAY sex. the lia maros got to her

Did an actual woman send her vtuber audition video to Pippa?
Does anyone know who this is?

BASED PUBLIC LYNCHING PIPPA

>>33149833
Saruei is really spunky! xD

>>33150037
oh shit I didn't delete my image, was gonna post this on page 10 but wanted to shit post earlier
for any newfags wondering about what the Lia Liker vs Capipitalist feud was, it was basically someone spamming this image as well as a few others and trying to segregate/split the thread. it's all water under the bridge nowadays, looking back on it it's pretty funny that we had a segregationist movement. posted on page 10 to avoid any timeloops

>>33149293
>see the replies to this post
people hated him because he spoke the truth

Still better than the Pantsu audition.

>>33148508
It's funny that you lack enough self-awareness to realize that YOU are the faggot here.

>>33149898
I hope you are not upset about the 2 more weeks meme

Uh, femanonsisters? What's going on? Why doesn't she like it?

>>33149984
Between the coombaiting and the slurring retard-voice no one can understand what she's saying

>>33149809
I'm convinced every chink that I had to work with in uni was cheating, they are all fucking retarded and incompetent. Their sections of their reports are always blatantly 100% copy/pasted plagiarized and I'm to believe they somehow made it all the way through their degree like this?

seething femanon status? stay with us baby

>>33150154
no, I love that meme
but I know how some faggots use it
so I need to see your capippalist papers right about now

>>33150212
bug programming and the hive mind sent them answers, they're assholes since they aren't human

Watch Uruka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7UnQn4EGAY

>>33150234
>>33150154
ignore me, just saw the mein kampf meme
carry on, but you are on thin ice, fren

>>33149793
Bernd, diese Sprache habe ich schon gelernt, aber dennoch bin ich ganz Scheiß Spasti.

How to get into a company as a female vtuber:
Get brother/boyfriend to play Apex/Valorant on a stream for you while you commentate with a .png avatar in the corner. The guy doesn't even need to be good, only needs to be male mediocrity skill level.

Submit clips of this stream showing your "skills". Congrats, you're in, they can deal with the fact that you actually fucking suck after the contract is signed and you've got fans.

>>33150212
This has been my experience. Literal bug NPCs. Say something slightly negative about West Taiwan and watch their brains catch fire.

>>33150212
The SAME SHIT happened in my college man, they always found some way to cheat, and then fucking copied each other on every last homework assignment. It got to the point where the professors, who were obviously trained to not poke them too hard because of “muh racism allegations” actually called them out on it, but still nothing was done and the retards got the degree anyway!

>>33150294

>>33149890
The SEA languages (plus Cantonese and Hokkien) are raw. There’s something charming about that. Once you go further north, it gets all slurred together and shit until you sound like something’s wrong with your tongue

>>33150444
Actually good advice holy shit

>>33150444
this is unironically good advice
it wont get you in, but will give you a decent boost

>>33150444
why are men just better at everything?

>>33150444
having a vagina really is life on easy mode. imagine failing life as a woman when it's this easy

>>33149198
I've never heard any heavily tonal language that I didn't absolutely hate, but it would be different if I understood any of them.

>>33149974
For big twitch streamers, it’s common practice to give the editor the revenue from the clip channel since it’s still advertising for the twitch channel. I wonder if small corpos can compete with that or if they just go for weebs

>>33150444
>>33150572
>>33150579
Then the retarded woman later admits to the gameplay not being her and gets sued for contract fraud, maybe just fired if they are lucky.

>>33150622
*tutorial mode

Femanon status?

>>33150444
Horrible advice written by a /v/irging, actually hilarious, im dying

You think fishman cares how much of a pro-gamer you are?

>>33150743
The one in the stream?
She's trying at least. Better than most vtweeters have done.

>>33150444
You're actually retarded anon.
Vtubers are entertainers, not a fucking esports streamers. Nobody actually cares how good a vtuber is at a game outside of extreme autists who aren't their primary demographic anyway. No company is going to hire you based exclusively off your "gaming skills".

Phase Connect really is the Early ECW of Vtuber promos, pippa is mask fucking off here its amazing.

Is this what they call secondhand embarrassment?

>>33150693
>gets sued for contract fraud
Never going to happen. Not worth the effort, suing your talents is terrible optics and basically you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>33150212
The chinks who were born here hate them too. That’s why they speak English and make sure to have some white friends around at all times.

>the same femanon who was seething yesterday about lumi's nails is the same one who hates pippa

wtf is wrong with women bros why do they keep putting each other down

>>33150778
More than one vtuber has gained popularity for their gaming skills. Hinata, Prune to an extent.

I admire the bravery of putting this shit out there. God damn.

>>33150444
>can play video game slightly above the median skill level
>this is all you need to get in as a female
Also NEET femanons that suck at games but grinds out games anyway for hours on end, that's a massive boost as well and is probably enough to get you in.

>>33150693
She doesn't have to admit anything. The interns check her channel and sees she sucks and dumps her application into the trash become the talent scout ever sees it.

>>33150444
>muh gameplay
Unless it's pro level nobody in the history of anything gives a single flying fuck.

60K Pippa

>>33150817
Anon tricking someone into a contract at the bare minimum WILL get you fired.
If you really piss them off, easily sued.

>>33150865
Truly powerful

>>33150693
you just fucking train the shit out of her and make her do non competitive gaming till she is decent
but that is just to save face since by then, if she has other saving graces, she will be aleready stablished and fucking her up would be too costly

>>33150865
NUMBERS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
congrats pippers

>>33150894
*employment contract

>>33150865
100k by christmas!

>>33150894
Nta but does the contract say she has to be gud

>>33150778
He's tried making an all Female League team last gen, what do you think?

>>33149890
Most common description I've heard for SEA languages are bird-like. And they kinda do. Thai most especially, but the others have their moments.

Barking dogs are used to describe Germanic languages

>Pipkin "Rejected From Every Other Company I Applied To" Pippa
>Giving advice for applying to vtuber companies
what did she mean by this?