/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Bae needs to be my girlfriend so I can teach her about real culture and also crush her pelvis with my cock.

>>33132971
That's weird I don't remember posting in this thread

>>33132932
It's because she's Asian not because she's a zoomer
Asian-American/Aus/etc are all heavily sheltered and poorly assimilated

>>33132932
Bae just doesn't spend time on the internet as much since she's dancer, she's exposed more to dance culture than nerd shit.

>>33133143
>>33133133
It's Nightmare on fucking Elm Street. My goddamn grandma knows what Nightmare on Elm Street is.

Wolf creek.

>>33132932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnBxmIC2OVM

>>33133210
Why is your grandma damned by God?

>>33133355
She was a whore turned soldier. 37 confirmed kills.

>>33133210
The movie came out four decades ago anon, Nightmare on Elm Street belongs more to your grandma's generation than a zoomer's.

I wanna see her try to use one of these phones and also matting press her

>>33133475
Rotary phones were on their way out when I was growing up so I don't think most people in their thirties could use one.

>>33133210
I wouldn't known Nightmare on elm street if I didn't have access to the internet. My country cares about chucky more I think since he's more well known here.

>>33133605
Child's Play was what parents showed their kids when they thought Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th were too inappropriate.

>>33132932
get me on this zoomer ride

how the boomer okidokis.............

>>33133210
Is your grandma a young Asian American

>>33133866
>American
But she lives in Australia?

>>33133897
Your grandma?

>>33133961
... Funnily enough, yes, but I wasn't talking about my grandma.

Nightmare on Elm Street watch-along when? Not that remake.

>>33133978
but is she a young asian american living in australia

>>33133978
I assumed you were American because you're retarded

>>33134002
Young and Asian, no.

Just dropping by to let everyone know that I will be mating pressing this rat later this evening, thank you for your time

>>33134031
It's not my fault your sentence structure is shit, third worlder.

>>33134060
Even if you could pick her up, you couldn't hold her up long enough to fuck her, noodle arms.

>>33134060
Get out of 4chan Roberu

>>33132932
reminder Kiara hasn't seen a single Schwarzenegger film and gets pretty much zero references from them regardless of how popular it was. Sometimes it's just like that.

Imagine teaching Bae the pleasures of sleeping with an older man...

>>33134265
I hate how girly Kiara is. She might be a fun date and a good fuck but what conversation could you have with her?

American horror movies are lame, only good way to experience them is in the Simpsons tree house of horror episodes. If wanted to watch something good probably watch >>33133212

>>33133866
god I wish

>>33134322
don't be autistic and you can have good conversations with people who have interests outside your own

>>33134100
Holy projection

>>33134381
>don't be autistic
What board do you think you're on?

>>33133710
Child's play is child friendlier than nightmare on Elm street? Knightmare on elmstreet doesnt even have blood.

>>33134322
>>33134444
You're not supposed to talk to women after you've had sex with them.

This thread is a deflection from the fact that Irys doesn't know what a treble clef is

>>33134145
I bet you couldn't even bench_ press one rat

>>33134446
I can tell you've never watched it, or you forgot the scene where Leonardo Dicaprio is turned into a gore fountain.

>>33134265
I work with someone who has never seen any Schwarzenegger film, any Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and to my knowledge has not watched a single horror movie.
However, they know basically all there is to know about Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and other YA stuff I had never heard of. They're 31, not a zoomer, and a white American.

>>33134487
That didn't surprise me. IRyS has said many times that she was self-taught and further has zero interest in music theory.

>>33132971
Bae, I want to crush your pelvis,
>OMG, is that the old guy singer that was super popular? Is he still around? We should go to his concert sometimes.
That is how I like to picture my women. Dumb as a bag of rocks. Which of course instantly makes me diamonds.

>>33134265
I was about to suggest she might like Conan the Barbarian at least a little bit for the adveturous and culty feeling, but then I remembered how languid the movie´s pace is and how little Arnold speaks.

>>33134710
The older I get, the more I find dumbass zoomer girls erotic...

>>33134710
>>33134818

>>33134315
>See Bae in the passenger side of Mercedes
>Start hearing Ever and Ever by Queen of Times
No no no no no i don't want to blow my engine.

New Nightmare came out 28 years ago. The original movie is 38 years old, the franchise as a whole has no cultural relevance today.

>>33134847
I agree, there's just something about a woman that is so mentally deficient that she will let you take her clothes off and has no idea what that means throughout.

>>33134559
>They're 31, not a zoomer, and a white American.
not even surprised.

>>33132932
>doesn't know about 4chan's horror kamioshi
>the troll of trolls who does it for the memes and lolz
Feels bad that I'll never force her to sit through a marathon of an immortal metaphysical dream pedo terrorizing, tormenting and murdering teens for kicks, culminating in an ebin 1v1 me faggot showdow with kill 'em all voorhees. Back in my day, munching popcorn and watching fictional children get murdered was what passed for entertainment. Kids these days are just too damn soft. Maybe if their childhoods were plagued by nightmares, they might've turned out a bit humbler. Truly a shame.

>>33134444
nice quads bro

>>33134885
The franchise sure, but Freddy is an icon constantly referenced in pop culture.
There are people who never saw one of the movies or even ever heard the name "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But not even knowing who Freddy is, even after being shown a picture of him is another thing man.

>>33134818
Most zoomer-ness turns me off/gives me an aneurysm, but Bae getting embarrassed about it is just really endearing.

>>33135079
What kind of media is referencing Freddy in 2022? No really, who?

>>33135132
Why is Bae's pop culture knowledge limited to the current year? Is she a goldfish?

>>33135079
>The franchise sure, but Freddy is an icon constantly referenced in pop culture.
https://youtu.be/Bl-IMfxMRpM?t=34
Halloween is gay and needs to fuck off.

This is what I don't get about you guys. Airheads and idiots turn me off, zoomers are just annoying, and Baelz herself is both of those plus immature. The only good part about her is her design. She's literally only good to look at.

>>33135132
Dead by Daylight which she played in the last month.

>>33135209
No worse, she's a zoomer.

Daily reminder that you have to be at least 18 to post on 4chan. Otherwise, it's time to sleep.

>>33135256
As a burned out office worker Bae is like an emotional battery recharge.

>>33135290
Not knowing Freddy or the series' cultural legacy beforehand, she wouldn't pay special attention to the character or recall him later.

>>33135256
She's dumb, fun, has a sex voice when she's not forcing it and oozes passion for what she does

It's really refreshing to see someone who shows so much love for what she does as well as her fans straight up

>>33135529
She collabs with men. Bae deserves nothing but scorn.

>Freddy Krueger? Omg I love him. I love when he says "They all float". Poltergeist is actually one of my favorite movies
~Bae (probably)
Like, how do you not just want to grab her head and fuck her throat after that.

>>33132932
NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER!

>>33135565
Those men? All me.

>>33135529
Bae displayed a lot of passion on her debut but she kinda fizzled out into nothing, I was doomposting hard for the longest time but seems like she's finally bouncing back.

>>33135580
I bet these bitches don't even know who AVGN is.

>>33135575
>Like, how do you not just want to grab her head and fuck her throat after that.
This, holy shit. It makes you inexplicably want to fucking violate her - when she says without a hint of irony "I'm cute and stupid", you just know she is craving rough usage by a Japanese or American guy.

>>33135565
I know this is just baitposting but Bae genuinely respects everyone and wants to see them all succeed, she has no objective other than unity

>>33135698
Wanting male vtubers to succeed is cancerous and needs to be stamped out, along with those who endorse it.

>>33135461
Okay, but it's still a modern popular media piece referencing him that she is familiar with.

>>33135732
Didn't read plus you're probably a yuri tranny

>>33135698
One can have good intentions but still do the wrong thing given the circumstances.

>>33134710
is that why baerys make the best couple in EN?

>>33135903
Baerys are literally two retarded bimbos kissing and flirting to attract male attention so they can be bred insanely hard

>>33132932
Anyone else take psychic damage from the Boomer vs Zoomer stream she did with Vesper?

>>33135410
I see. It's the opposite for me. I lack the energy to put up with zoomers and stupid peoples shit anymore, so big energetic types tend to grate on my nerves more than anything.
>>33135529
>Dumb
>this is somehow desirable
I understand the appeal of someone who actually seems to want to do what they do, especially when you compare her to the rest of en. As for the fans thing her looking down on and mocking her fans with that baby talking thing she did when they started expressing concern for her collabing with tempus showed she either doesn't love her fans as much as you'd think, or she's too immature. She doesn't seem the malicious type though so I assume she's probably just naive.

>>33135079
Being DLC in Mortal Kombat does not count as being relevant and is more a sign of trying to nostalgia bait people in their 40s to throwing more money to the microtransactions god.

https://youtu.be/jm-F39c_Rtg?t=1686
>Doesn't know what Square Enix is either

Are we talking dumb as in so fucking stupid they cannot take care of themselves, or dumb like Forrest Gump who still manages to be successful and competent?

>>33136128
How did this woman know what vtubers were?

>>33132932
You don't have the right to talk shit about zoomers anymore.

>>33136128
What the christ? Square-Enix publishes games every goddamn year and is one of the biggest vidya companies in Japan.

>>33136128
how

>>33136047
the only dudes who want dumb chicks are zoomer retards in their late teens early 20s or groomer creepslol by the time you reach late 20s having a dumb girl as your significant other is insufferable

>>33133542
It's really not that hard.

>>33136129
She appears capable in life but seems like she has low exposure to popculture.

>>33136128
understandable if you don't play a lot of video games and don't care about video game news

>>33136189
lol you think bae is a gamer? she literally spent the 1st 6 months playing fucking dating sims shes knows nothing about video games

>>33135994
To be fair Vesper was overexplaining the conceptnof dialup so I get why Bae still didn't understand it.

>>33136189
and they're all dogshit

>>33132932
Even haachama knows....

>>33136047
I can see why you'd think that way if you don't have the context from regularly watching her, she even admitted she probably went too far with the bants regarding the tempus shit and didn't mean to come off as condescending. It's hard not to feel how much care she has though when she's constantly dumping her money into passion projects that don't do much to pull in new viewers like her recent cover or Baewatches, or the content of her more personal member's streams for example

>>33136379
Haachama plays dumb, but the fact that she has a BA tells me she's smarter than she lets on.
Unless her degree is in, like, women's studies.

>>33136420
pretty much this, the only people that were freaking out about were threadreaders, also the "mentally 12 comment" probably hit too close to home for some of the

>>33132932
That natural come-and-go of cultural ephemera makes you upset? You need to get used to it, or you're going to have a miserable time in the next few decades of your life.

>>33136360
I'm pretty sure Hololive has done sponsor content for SE and JP holos play Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy all the time

>>33136363
he didnt even understand it really

>>33136129
She has talked before about how she would probably starve if her parents weren't around to cook and bring food to her

>>33137564
Yeah that's not attractive. I don't care how good she is in bed; that's 1% of a week's activities.

>>33132932
It isn't a zoomer thing, Freddy isn't that big or well known like Jason.

>>33137564
Why can't zoomer women cook?

>>33137564
When was that?
She talks about grabbing groceries and cooking quite a bit, I remember her saying she might starve because she forgot to get food though.

>>33137901
Restaurant & delivery culture. These people subsist on paid meals.

>>33137901
The onset of food delivery apps and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>33132971
Based

>>33136047
>she either doesn't love her fans as much as you'd think
This is true for any streamer content creator. As they get more popular, they can afford to care less about fans because fans will always be there unless something really huge happens like they get exposed as a pedo and even then some fans will still stick with em. So if you're a fan of someone before they get too big, enjoy that time.

>>33137942
I'm so keen for when the her kitchenette is complete so we can get some cooking streams.

>>33138097
Godspeed in your construction, papa rat

>>33133210
yeah, your grandma is old.

>>33136420
>admitted she probably went too far
That's good. I'd thought it was probably her being too immature and reacting poorly as a result. I don't tend to take /vt/ stuff all that seriously, only remember it so if I keep seeing more and more red flags coming from someone I can kind of get the feel if they're a legit landmine or just /vt/ gossiping again. Mori's a great example of something like that.

>>33133457
Spoken like a true zoomer.

>>33134710
>>33134818
>>33134847
not knowing old boomer references doesn't make you dumb.

>>33141417
Yes it does zoomie
Get mating pressed

>>33132932
that's the sound of you getting old anon

i am robert englund and bae is my oshi.

>>33134446
>Knightmare on elmstreet doesnt even have blood.
Wut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSLOiZaD2xk

>>33134779
>and how little Arnold speaks.
In fairness that's to the film's benefit.

>>33137564
That's not dumb, that's a lack of life skills

>>33137564
To be fair, Bae cooks for herself most of the time, that day she felt extra tired and was threatening her mum she would starve if she didn't cook for her

>>33136129
She drives to college and handles her car by herself, including the cleaning and oil changing, can cook, goes to dance practice and gym, gets good grades too so probably the later

>>33137716
>>33137901
>>33147561
She can cook pretty well actually, has done twitter spaces or posted images of her finished product in the past
Sometimes she has to end streams early because she has to go buy groceries for cooking
She can't eat much though, 5 mcnuggets is all she can handle
Her family is very health conscious and they eat pizza around 2 times a year max

https://youtu.be/eExi6Lk4H60?t=5184
>Doesn't know METAL GEAR
>"Who's Kojima?"

>>33148559
Wait how does she not know La Creatividad? 90% of the game were made after she was born, MGSV was only 2015

>>33148287
>5 mcnuggets is all she can handle
imagine how small she is...

>>33148559
AAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK

>>33148287
>5 mcnuggets is all she can handle
God she's so fucking small I want a tiny GF who I can feed on $50 a month like a fuckable pet

>>33136129
She’s not dumb, she’s a normie like Subaru (Bae’s oshi by the way).

>>33148559
Oh no shes a giga stacy, why is she anywhere near a hobby where a large part of it is playing games for a living?

>>33149774
>>33149814
IRyS is grooming her into a womanchild weeb.

>>33149814
>giga stacy
In what country is that a Stacy?

>>33148747
She used to play flash games because she didn't have any consoles as a kid, She has no idea what the Gamecube or Nintendo 64 are. Hololive is the first time she actively started "gaming"

>>33148995
>>33149598

>>33150023
She knows more anime than IRyS.

>>33135575
>>33135668
Stop impregnating dumb women

>>33132932
Reminder that Bae said she has never seen a penis irl in her life during that stream

>>33136379
>>33136477
Haachama is also conveniently exactly as fluent in english as is needed to make a collab funny, no more no less.

>>33159094
Hachama fakes everything. Search bogan chama on youtube.

>>33159634
Good. She's a character. She's not supposed to be a 1-for-1 replication of her real self.

>>33159094
based

>>33132932
This is what watchlongs should be made for