/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i think im getting the hang of this baking thing

We should install a cheesecake factory in this thread

Maguni-kun desunee~

i love these fucking idiot boys so much it hurts

>>33120739
good work anon! you’ve been really quick with it too!

>>33120739
You forgot the Edition, but good work

who is the smartest tempus member?

I love fucking these idiot boys so much it hurts

>>33120848
Nowa, no contest.

>>33120524
Since a lot of the merch I buy ships from Japan and I live somewhere not too far from there, shipping doesn't hurt as much. I recommend trying to look for groupbuys when going for physical merch. I think shipping isn't too bad for the Americas after the official Holopro shop made shipping more readily available in those areas. Also, Geekjack honestly sucks and it's better to go for the official shop whenever possible. I have to use a proxy for that route but it's also because I like using DHL for my packages since the tracking's usually better.

I love these idiot boys fucking each other so much

i want to fuck these idiot boys

>>33120843
im not witty enough to make a "[Theme] edition" every thread

Fuck, I'm an idiot boy

>>33121009
That's fucking gay dude.

I love fucking idiot boys

>>33121014
It's alright Axelotl, if I it bothers me i just need to make the thread myself.

>>33121014
just think of what was the last stream was about
like something that happened in leader's stream or y'know or just caption the image that you're putting in the OP you can do it axel!

>>33120749
Rio confuses me so much

>>33121087
>>33121106

>>33120843
>>33121014
It doesn’t need an edition.

leader just cutting meats for dinner!

>>33121206
This.

>>33120910
>smart
>old man (like myself)
>best thumbnails
looks like I'm a nowaCHAD now

these boys FUCK

>>33121248
thats gay...

>>33120848
Axel

>>33121248
These fuckboys?

>>33121146
Not anymore, Rio got doxxed already...

>>33121278
>sees the word fuck
>immediately thinks of homos
Sus

>>33121248
...me

Just saw that someone EN subbed Gamma's in-depth inspection of the Tempantsu:

https://youtu.be/RAXNZ5fghSI?t=38

Lol, truly a professional analysis.

>>33121287
Axel is instinctively smart but not book smart.

REGIS AND AXEL SPITROASTING KRONII

>>33121350
>Those pantsu were lived in
Gamma...

>>33120739
I'm not looking forwards to Magni's collab with Scarra tonight. It might be the first stream I intentionally miss for Maguni. When I think of Scarra I just think of a tired fat asian with popular friends.

>>33121362
Are you tabbed in the wrong thread? Also...
>Axel
>Kronii
do your reps before ever shitposting again

>>33121210
seeing other people enjoy my art enough to repost it makes me so happy every time…

>>33121362
Yes, my middle name is Kronii btw.

>>33121579
Hello Kronii

Is that bait? or is someone actually blogposting here?

>>33121566
anon your art is literally one of my favorites i have most of it saved
then again im an unhinged altventurer i love every guro art of leader

>>33121362
while being pegged by their oshis

Axel's next cover song leaked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut5S6n7L1dA

>>33121653
kek

>>33121350
>all men have a natural mr elephant
Pardun

>>33121579
How's the gums Kronii

>>33121339
nooooo.... my immersion is ruined

>>33121653
I would much prefer this than another boring nipponese song

>>33121339
That's an impressive tuck-job considering Astolfo's size.

>>33121350
>Pantsless maybe even shirtless Axel
UOOOOOH

>>33121728
More like hows the pills, she sounded like she was floating somewhere outside the milky way on that twitter soundpost.

>>33121341
im gay...

>>33121339
I think I'm missing some joke here

>>33121653
TORILLE

>>33121883
Kek. Well...i have nothing to say to that

>>33121631
ahhh thank you!!! it’s a little embarrassing how much i like drawing weird altare stuff but it’s so fun!

>>33121903
Kek amazing

>>33121350
>addressing the browning on Leader’s pantsu
>Answer was quite interesting and unexpected
Wow I’m impressed.

>>33121903
LOL

>>33121903
CUUUUTE

>>33121888
nta but I guess it's because they're both traps... kinda? Not that is funny, though...

>>33121903
why are altventurers like this?

WHERE'S MY OJISAN?

>>33122101
Not traps but crossdressers.
>t. Someone with too much Fate lore in their head

>>33122004
please keep drawing 'em! (no rush of course!) ahh thanks again for the content!

>>33122154
why assume an altventurer drew it?

>>33121903
Kek, Vesper was right about Magni being a good guy larping as evil. Vesper is too much of a sweet caring dad to actually hurt anyone. Leader can’t go full menhera because the other two are around. Truly a comedy.

>>33122154
>altventurer
anonchama this was a concept of magni's tho?

>>33121903
If tempus was a dating VN who’s route would you go for

>>33122245
A convincing crossdresser is a trap, anon.

I'm starting to think Vesper is actually bisexual

>>33122368
Magni because it would probably be dark and depressing or funny

>>33122368
Nowa of course. My daddy issues demand it.

>>33122389
Why not both?

>>33122368
axel but id play through all of them of course

>>33122368
Altare. Though I guess that's the bad ending.

>>33122368
leader or magni's they have some depressing/dark stuff probs

>>33122368
Forgot to add, who’s would be the hardest to get a good end?

>>33122389
>>33122416
>>33122434
>>33122443
perfectly balanced. as all things should be

>>33121883
Ur Mr Gay

>>33122487
Link please?

>>33122368
I'm a bit torn, but Axel's route seems like it would have the happiest (or at least the funniest) ending, with a big outdoor wedding and him dropping the ring in battle on the way to the altar or something and going "HUHH??!!" when he's supposed to present it and can't find it, but Altare's seems like it would be the darkest and edgiest, with the biggest payoff when you finally earn his trust.

Then again, the devotion from both would be off the charts since Axel is a dog and leader is an obsessive control freak...Hard to choose.

>>33122498
I feel like a Vesper route would have thousands of friendzone or just polite acquaintance endings, and only one "actual relationship" ending.

>>33122584
https://twitter.com/al_o_tg/status/1563451447135846401
orayo!
+ bonus image thats from a drawanon here

>>33122378
He isn't. Take your grass.

>>33122624
>Vesper route tries its best to defend his wizard on
Nice desu

>>33122277
Magni's gap moe really gets to me. He's a huge fucking dork and seems like an actual sweet guy behind the scenes. It's kinda cute how the good guy in him keeps seeping through despite the villain larping.

>>33121903
Why don't they just KILL HER?

>>33122719
>take your grass
Pardun

>>33121883
hello gay I'm anon

>>33121903
That is some high quality Engrish

>>33122752
>good guy larping as a villain larping as a good guy

>>33121883
Post dick or GTFO

>>33122368
Altare. Especially if it includes meta/horror elements but even without… I just have a weakness for “soft” characters that are obfuscating a much more complex inner world.

>>33122498
Vesper because of friendzone endings mentioned in >>33122624
Altare is the easiest to get a bad ending, but i can see him having yandere endings too, and that can be a good thing (?).
Axel only hard because he’s oblivious, so you’d have to convince him you’re more than just a bro. His bad ending is probably the least bad, unless it involves you dying and him getting sad he couldn’t save you.
Magni is all about breaking the bratty facade. A lot of bad endings of him accidently killing you with experiments and getting depressed over it.

>>33122874
It's the layers, brother. He lays on the layers thick. In other words, very intense gap moe that I can feast on. Hallelujah.

>>33122368
This guy.
>>33122498
And there probably wouldn't be a good ending.

>>33121777
He should go for some non-boring nipponese songs. I'd kill for any TMR cover by Axel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEFJHfCcg00

>>33122752
from what nowa and axel have talked about, magni is very polite offstream

Well?

>>33123006
Tempus group cover of https://youtu.be/h-mVRdRS6Jk when?

>>33122976
good ending would be you going back in time and stopping whatever horrible unfixable things happened to him to make him like he is

>>33122368
It's a toss up between Axel and Magni.

But I think Axel - I think the good endings with him would be the easiest.. so maybe it would be nice if it started out the roughest with him.

>>33121903
I would prefer the __top__

>>33122962
>Magni is all about breaking the bratty facade.
Nice
>A lot of bad endings of him accidently killing you with experiments and getting depressed over it.
Oh no

>>33122752
It is real cute desu. I like thinking that Magni helps his guildmembers out secretly. Like, Axel comes back from a really taxing fight and goes to take a shower. When he comes back out there's a glass of a juice(?) of some kind on the table in his room. He thinks Vesper left it, but it was a sweetened stamina potion to help his muscles/energy recover. stuff like that, ya know?

>>33122689
Thank you. I wonder how many drawanons only post horny here? Cuz I do that and the sfw I leave for my regular twitter.

>>33123059
Npc in the background

>>33123176
>ya know?
Right?

>>33123076
Only Axel and Vesper have the right aura for that song

>>33122962
>A lot of bad endings of him accidently killing you with experiments and getting depressed over it.

https://twitter.com/RD11011/status/1569769062598848512?s=20&t=HvUFzDp_VAGmKFjUfAtPQQ

>>33123092
wouldn't that mean stopping the demon god king and saving the boy hero which means you end up in a spider-man no way home situation

>>33123224
DAMN, this art is good. kinda feels similar to that spiderman arc where he grew more arms

>>33123345
Instantly thought about this one too.

Got my shirt. Thoughts?

>>33122368
Most likely Magni for me. I wanna see how they pull off giving his character more depth. There's a lot to work with considering how he presents himself, how he is inside, and the baggage he has. Has the potential to be a very emotional route. I also want to for Axel since I have a great fondness for people like him in general. He seems like he'd have a pretty lighthearted route but I think there's room for meaningful discussion in it. As for Uncle Nowa, I actually love friendship routes the best so I'm happy with non-romantic stuff. Altare has a lot of story potential and I really like plot stuff but... I really have an immense dislike for controlling types. I still really like leader but it's going to take a lot of mental energy for me. I do think there's a lot to explore with the sheer amount of shit he went through. Still going to try it out because I love reading in general.

>>33123419
Already?!

>>33123419
A WOMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33123419
the art looks better on white

She didn't need to post it while using it.

>>33123419
That's a woman

I can tell from the fact that the room is censored

>>33123470
Post dick

>>33123419
Nice legs

>>33122368

>>33123419
Put some fucking pants on, Jesus Christ.

>>33123419
axelotls look like THAT!?

>>33123044
Fuck, he's just like Roberu. No wonder both of them are my oshi.

I keep dreaming about Magni. When I woke up my face was covered with drool...

>>33123505
Yes she did, somebody had to pay up.

>>33123419
Why do your legs look like cheap drumsticks from a chicken place I'd absolutely contract salmonella from?

>>33123419
Giga stacy, i kneel

>>33123419
If you’re going to blur your legs why not just put pants on kek

>>33123505
>why do mannequins exist?

>>33123419
Cute! I wanted to order the Axel one in black, but it doesn't look like they're shipping to Canada.

>>33123623
>A faggot
A faggot

>>33123638
(Me) ah wait i just noticed the shorts

>>33123647
So that I can place them in dark alleyways at 3am and freak people out.

>>33122368
himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo himbo dingo

Is this the /vt/ general with the most split gender demographic I wonder?

>>33123718
Based

>>33123730
I’m grabbing my belt right now

>>33123419
I'm starting to suspect that the dingo might have the most die-hard female fans out of tempus. Is being a happy dumbass really that endearing?

>>33123730
Kill thyself

>>33123623
her legs almost certainly look better than yours bitterchama

>>33123419
Nice thighs, femaxelotl, can we see more of them?

>>33123787
Well I hope they look better to you cause I don't know why you'd be ogling a guy's legs.

>>33123730
you're right, now go back touristchama

>>>/h/
>>>/s/
>>>/hr/
>>>/gif/
Go jerk off over there before you can come back. NOW!

>>33123730
That would be /nenmen/ solely because they have underaged girls posting there

>>33123730
Depends on the hour of the day and whether there's a stream or not.

t. Tall guy with a big dick

>>33120739
Thanks anon. Keep up the good work

>>33123840
I’d 10000% ogle magni’s legs

A single image of a woman got you guys barking. Have you all forgotten Leader so easily?

>>33123906
Post dick

>>33123903
I am not so easily aroused by a random pair of legs, anon. Magni's the only one for me

>>33123906
sus

>>33123924
gay

>>33123903
No I'm going to sit here in this thread and jerk off, whatcha gonna do about it

do magyumes exist

>>33123942
don’t worry leader, i just think the shirt looks cute

Wanting to post one of my Axel hornyposts to derail the "discussion", but then I realized that that would make things worse.

>>33123906
Can confirm

t. Small guy with average dick

>>33123951
No way, whore.

>>33124029
do it.

So, this is how this thread gets during dead hours huh?

>>33124029
Do it.

>>33124022
There should be. I know a couple of women that salivate over feminine men. No idea why though

>>33123905
Hypothetically, how does one groom a nijisanji fan, just asking for a friend.

>>33124029
go for it anon! the himbo will scare away the tourists

>>33123903
>Weekly pitbull hate thread
Altare don't look...

Any four-man collab games that you'd love for the boys to play?

BEHOLD, A RRAT!

>>33124022
Is it also called yumejoshi if you self insert in a faceless ojiisan matingpressing magni?

>>33124177
mating press.....

>>33124022
These are the extremes of where Magni's fanbase exists. No in between.

>>33124022
Hello yes he has 8 hands

This is completely schizo but I saw someone in another thread accuse Altare of making up his dog death story because he didn’t sound upset in a “correct” way and I’m still mad about it. How dare you. It’s not his fault he has autism.

>>33124177
ah yes, the humble BRRAT

>>33124177

>>33124064
Can confirm too

t. Tall guy with a huge humongous cock

>>33124177

>>33124177
AHHH FUCK MATING PRESS

>>33124177

>>33124177
This is /MANS/. There's only one rrat that is allowed here

>>33124281
>/catalog/
Your commandment reps, sis...

>>33124286
wtf happened to the sound

>>33124307
Ayo nice art though

>>33124286
nice sound, retard.

>>33124300
ABAYO

if you have stable diffusion and img2img you could probably make abstract art of the boys' live2d
artists are obsolete, a thing of the past, fuck em'.

>>33124300
Control your cock, man.

>>33124300
nice cock bro. Can i pet it?

>>33123176
God that's cute, if my wrist wasn't fucked I'd draw it too. It's also kinda in line with the surprise T-shirt merch drop, that was insanely cute of him. I might write something short about that scenario though, maybe do one for each member. It kinda reminds me of the time Axel outed Magni with the dude sending some really nice messages to him off stream.

>>33124300
POST DICK, COWARD

>>33124384
Obscure fetishes still exist anon, but I am a bit worried for artists like Magni and Ina. Must suck seeing your craft about to be dominated by AI

>>33124369
but I saved it correctly...

>>33124445
Nobody here is going to post dick until a vagina haver properly pays up. Until then, it's just assumed you're all desperate disgusting sodomites.

>>33124119
Better the fujo/yume posting than shitty bait threads by tourists.

>>33124469
WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FUCKED UP THEN EY GRANDPA??

You faggots promised me cum tributes HOW long ago?

>>33121946
suomalainen mans-nauttija ?!

>>33124029
please derail i’m scared

>>33124469
If you saved it from the 4chanX button that messes with the url somehow.

>>33124568
Do you really want one?

>>33124568
Your vaginal fluids first, sis.

>>33124568
Enjoy

>>33124593
I tried >>33124177

>>33124597
oh, I never noticed that

>>33124568
Don't even start. Even /infinity/ hasn't stooped that low since the last time I went there

>>33124593
Scared? My daddy told me not to be afraid of our dicks, 'specially since it's such good size and all.

When is Axel going to do a karaoke stream?

>>33124436
>It kinda reminds me of the time Axel outed Magni with the dude sending some really nice messages to him off stream.
ayo that’s kawaii as fuck

>>33124568
Tributes for what?

>>33124587
Ihka aito vesäijä.

>>33124728
TRIBUTE FOR THE MAGLORD

>>33124608
>>33124681
>>33124728
To make sure that the "bros" here trying to fuck Magni's butthole are not just LARPing fujos.

>>33124436
awww anonchamma <33
I'm gonna expand on it cause I'm still thinking about it. Magni probably sends his magmites to deliver the potions cause they make less noise and are harder to notice. I think that he'd rationalize why he's being kind and thoughtful because 'Well, I need someone to protect me right? I ain't fighting so you guys need to be strong.' Because he doesn't want to admit that he really does love his new guild and grow attached incase they all die and leave him too. Altare's the one who catches him pouring a potion into their soup of the night and assumes that he's gone and betrayed them, yeah? bluh bluh ends with Magni in the middle of a group hug between all the boys.

>>33124797
I'm not going to get a vacation for that plus shit like that brings the quality of the general down and I'm not going to be the one who starts enabling that kind of behavior here.

>>33124307
THAT BAE ART IS SEX HOLY SHIT

>>33124720
No shot, you'd have to fly down unda and force that Dingo to get a proper singing set up and force feed him healthy food

>Among Us just teased a hololive collab
https://twitter.com/AmongUsGame/status/1569778010118668290?t=h34a8LRuz7TmlrdnHflAwg&s=19

>>33124797
Wow you sound like a catholic priest trying to justify penis inspection day for the altar boys

>>33124470
if it goes out then ina will actually have to stream anon, its a good thing, sana wouldn't have left us if this ai was more advanced.

>>33124650
I think it started recently. At least I didn't have that issue in the past.

>>33124725
Axel truly is his oshi. Magni's reason for him being his oshi is kinda touching too. Dude's like a ray of himbo sunshine and when you're jaded as fuck, that optimism is something to really admire and even protect. Gives me the same vibes as Vesper wanting to take away the shit that happened to Altare even if it means leader loses his wisdom and makes him naive.

>>33124869
You already did by responding seriously

>>33124915
>None of the boys are part of it
Meh

>>33124922
Do girls not do clitoral inspection? How do you prevent dirt build up under the hood?

>>33124915
? This is the tempus thread

Do we like Mori here?
I kinda liked the vesper mini-golf collab

>>33124915
Good, now Tempus will have one more insentive to avoid Among Us.

>>33125045
Magni/Mori was nice collab too

>>33125045
We hate women here most of the time.

>>33125074
You tell em Vesper

>>33125045
Yes, we like her, now finish that hamburger, Mori, and show us your tits.

>>33125045
>Do we like Mori here?
No. And deadbeats trying to force their shitty oshi even less.

>>33125121
Yeah!

>>33125045
She's ok I guess

>>33125045
You could say she is on topic here

I want to feed magni yummy food and fondle his tummy...

>>33125045
Give borgar

>>33125045
the collabs actually warmed a lot of people here up to mori (me included) but deadbeats posting about her every thread when she’s offtopic is pretty obnoxious. anyone can hang out here as long as they talk about the boys though

You lazy fuckers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>33124915
On one hand, no reason to post this here.
On the other hand, this confirms what Gura was talking about "something that she found funny, but would split half of her fanbase", so the Worm collab spammer can finally die. Along with the MLP collab rrat

>>33124915

>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.

If it isn't Tempus related news, don't care.

Now that the dust has settle, I would like to announce that I MISS AXELLLL I WANT HIS DINGO KNOT AXEL COCK AXEL SEX

>>33125045
I don't care for her, but I don't mind Mori posting. as long as it isn't taking up a majority of the thread.

>>33124802
Sounds good. I'd make that the last chapter if I ever get to it in my queue. Altare finding out will probably be the trigger for the whole group chapter. It'll probably be the three of them trying to catch Magni in the act and confront him only for them to find him in the middle of another secret good deed.

Do you guys think the boys could make a single player campaign playthrough together work? one playing and the rest just commentating

>>33125045
Nobody besides her delusional fanbase and a bunch of underage twitter retards who have never listened to rap before but decided that Mori is the best rapper there is actually likes her. At most people tolerate her, but even that goodwill is a fickle thing considering how obnoxious deadbeats are.

>>33125335
its not from Hololive/Nijisanji its from Amon Us :^)

>>33125340
my husband axel... I WANT TO FUCK AXEL
please axel is so cute my husband axel is so cute axel kun sex axel sex with axel i'd like some more syrios axel sex with axel syrios axel my husband cute is so axel husband

>>33122874
Meanwhile Altare is a
>bad guy larping as a good guy larping as a bad guy

>>33125376
>delusional fanbase and a bunch of underage twitter retards
yes, but enough about /MANS/ for now

>>33125345
Oneyplays style? Sure, I can see them work it out.

>>33125045
Just post her in collabs. Now Yume/fujos please spam hornyposting.

https://twitter.com/TsukikoIchinose/status/1569536408842297344
The shirt as worn by the stars cosplayer. Can't find anyone wearing the white versions though,

>>33125388
>Amon Us

>>33125439
>enough about /MANS/ in /MANS/
This is why nobody likes you.

I have an idea

>>33125563
AXEL NO, THAT TECHNIQUE WILL CUT YOUR LIFE SHORT!

>>33125345
idk but might be worth a shot. I’m one of the anons that only watches their collabs

The more you deny Mori the more I'll post about her faggots

>>33125613
All I ask is for more thighs

>>33125499
it's what people would call a joke anon

>>33125345
That's a style of stream that I've wanted from EN for a long time, I think there are only a few examples of it
As for making it work, we already got a taste of it with Magni's mortuary stream and it was pretty enjoyable

>>33125666
Idk what it is but both of them look younger in this style.

>>33125346
So cute so cute.
I can imagine the three of them poking their heads around a corner tailing after Magni or something. He stops in front of a homeless beggar and gives him a potion, 'Drink this or I'll kill you, and don't you ever tell anyone bout this.'
Axel: 'See! I told you he was bad news!!'
Vesper: 'Now wait, don't jump to conclusions. We don't know that.'
Altare: 'Guys shut up - look.'
The beggar looks happier and healthier than ever and thanks Magni for using what must be an expensive potion on him.
,,,Sorry for just brain rotting on ya my dude, the concept is so cute, I'm happy enough with just this! But you're free to do what ever you like anonchamma I kiss you softly. Hope your wrist feels better too <3

WHO FUCKING CARES???

ANYWAY what kind of personality (you) think would fit in nicely with the Tempus boys for StarsEN2, eventually?
One anon mentioned Oneyplays I can see a guy like Tomar, a dude that can play the straight man very effortless while staying on track for the bit, or some psycho like Zack fitting in nicely.

>>33125845
A nice and chill 1-2view

>>33125845
I want the Vsinger/5th tempus to go for a lil bro you want to root for character

>>33125997(me)
Also he's the healer of the party and his main color is white/silver

>>33125600
Sorry, Vesper, but I'll have to go all out. Just this once

>>33125845
Ok but seriously if you had a tiny clone of vesper would you torture him?

>>33126150
I'd build him the Sims basement

>>33125845
Hmmm I'd say a true kusogaki like Gura, Shion or Astel. Magni doesn't count, he's more of a mesugaki.

>>33125845
I want like a combination of Axel and Nowa. Just an absolutely jacked boomer bara himbo with tons of life experience, interesting stories, deep, booming voice, an attitude that always lifts you up and brightens your day and a model with visible chest hair

>>33125845
They should just put Mori to homostars EN 2 desu

>>33126566
>Homostars
Go back

>>33126065
Altare has so much white in his design already that i'd want a different color scheme but this basically what I'd think would work if there had to be a 5th tempus.
Otherwise I hope the next gen is completely unrelated.

Whatever, Magni porn.

Have the boys ever said anything about playing fightans?

>>33126772
it looks like SHIT

>>33126783
I think they might have mentioned smash bros a few times if you count that

>>33126836
Ok

>>33125045
No and the tourist clip watchers acting like she always was a huge holostars fan are terrible

Boys playing Borderlands 1-2
I am not sorry

>>33126772
It looks good
Just too censored

>>33127030
I'm not a big fan of the series, but it can be fun when the party is cool

>>33126772
>>33126915
Magni is a MAN with gargantuan COCK and BALLS with which he FUCKS.

>>33127030
1-2 are dated in dialouge (Handsome Jack still stands up though) but the games are fun anyway. 3 on the other hand... god it's like they wanted to make the most insufferable story and characters ever.

>tfw the altare anti-fat cruelposting made me relapse because i keep thinking of becoming his cute anorexic bf
thank you altare for showing me the way, i should've stayed 50kg... im gonna withhold food everyday until he streams... and even then, at meals ill go back to my singular chicken breast and steamed broccoli!

>>33127195
Whatever you say, Magni

>>33127222
That's why I mention only 1 and 2

>>33127246
Please don't starve yourself for a VTuber.

>>33127195
Got you.

>>33127358
AAAAAAAAA MY VIRGIN EYES

>>33127358

>>33127350
leader doesnt like fatties.

>>33127358
*sniff*

>>33125345
that’s just sims streams anon

Magni posting hours

>>33127358
Yeah, let's ignore the fact that he is 184 cm tall.

Nodoka bros?

>>33127560
ogey?

>>33127488
You understand.

>>33127504
Having a clearly masculine guy all embarrassed to be in a skirt is what makes it hot

>>33127560
Maybe if I become a Holopro talent, I can get a crumb of oshi pussy
Time to stream for 0 views

>>33127560
No...this is the bad end...Zeta is successfully grooming him...

40 page magni being tempus bicycle doujin when

Do you think Cultares would slice their bodies up if Altare said he found "scars" sexy?

>>33127668
>bicycle doujin
Magni in this style uuuuughhhh... https://exhentai.org/g/814634/33738ccb4c/

>>33127686
You act like Altventurers aren't already menhera arm slicing asians.

>>33127686
#CuttingForAltare

>>33127686
Yes. And if Altare likes small boobs better I will cut off my big boobs. And if he likes flat asses I will slice my ass off. If he likes short girls i will slice my legs off. Everything to be the perfect cultare for leader

>>33127820
>if Altare likes small boobs better I will cut off my big boobs
I'm afraid I can't allow that sister, I'd rather you die than deny us fat milkers.

>>33127504
So?

>>33127626
Everyone starts somewhere

What are some of the best tempus videos to try to see if i like em? I pretty much only watch gura and occasionally ame.

Altare doesn’t want you to starve yourself for him. He’s the one who’s always saying to have something good to eat to treat yourself. You just have to take care of your health, okay?

>>33127686
Do you think Leader will like my scars? https://files.catbox.moe/v8u9n4.jpg

>>33128053
There's that one worm video I really like.

>>33128053
The sims series and the zomboid collabs to start. If you like zatsudans then Vesper is great.

>>33128075

>>33128075
Altare is literally me and no he wouldn't mind them but he wouldn't be into them. he'd spank you during sex hard enough to bruise you though you self hurting slut.

>>33128053
The first Zomboid collab is pretty fun

>>33128075
Wait, I thought we're all just joking around

altventurers, uh… are you guys okay…?

>>33128053
Enjoy their torture room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t3jAcHQlXE

>>33128075
why are you people like this?

Say something nice to Tempus fifth member

>>33128075
huh?

>>33128075
Stop doing this shit, sis

>>33128053
Any of their collabs. L4D, zomboid and sims (newest ep especially) probably the best examples of the bro experience

Ayo, why the fuck are you cultares posting literal self harm scars. Get that shit outta here.

>>33128359
Who?

>>33128075

>>33128075
Sister who fuck random dudes, its a better way of coping.

ENOUGH OF THE WEIRD SHIT SISTERS PLEASE BEHAVE YOURSELVES

>>33128359
>can "engage" with Marth
that's a bit gay isn't it

>>33128436
Bae's brother.

>>33128053
Raft collabs if you want chill group zatsus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA-13RWaEJo&list=PLEJpFZQUe1trhSbCMyZei3ynEFIAGfeUb

Sims for chill + funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t3jAcHQlXE

one of their first Apex streams worm in can stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Qc8QMO_pQ

WWE MUST WATCH: https://youtu.be/XkHmr0Vk0xY

>>33128359
PERFECT KNOCK OOOOUUUTTTT

>>33128075
Nice scars

>>33128436
male protag of the next Fire Emblem game

>>33128534
Oh, thank you, I was just confused

holy shit

>>33128576
Get back in the fucking dungeon roberu.

>>33128390
There’s always that one underage attentionwhore who has to ruin it

At least we know that we shouldn't ever date someone who's an Altventurer. Stay away from crazy my brothers.

>>33128075
I think leader will actually hate your scars. He’s the type who actually wants you to be healthy and take care of yourself. He is the only one who is allowed to hurt you after all (even you are not allowed to hurt yourself, it’s a special privilege only leader has). So stop hurting yourself sis so leader can have enough space to hurt you instead

>>33128668
I'm tempted brother....I...I CAN SAVE HER

>>33128668
Bold of you to assume I'd ever date someone, bro

>>33128075

When Tempus finally gets to run rampage, who do you think one would find in their basement/dungeon?

>>33128711
Brother you can't save them, only they can save themselves.

>>33128751

>>33128668
You're one to speak, Robe-chan

what the fuck

>>33128796
No...

Leader prefers burn scars

>>33128896
DO NOT ENCOURAGE THEM

>>33128711

>>33128053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hCT2_kTak4

https://youtu.be/yPElRWsqxQg?t=191

https://youtu.be/nX2mLM0D9uw?t=163

You know, in insight, self harming girls watching Holostars is not that unexpected considering the bulk of the Hololive male fanbase.

>>33128075
He would tell you old maxim of "Remember kids go down the lane not across the street"

I’m a card carrying Cultare member but I don’t starve or hurt myself. I just think Altare is cute and put him on in the background while I do other stuff. As God intended.

>>33129152
We can change that.

who would get the most upset at seeing self harm scars? i think it'd be axel with his entire "i can save them" complex.

>>33129245
Nowa.

>>33129152
Ok the fuck did I miss, why are you all talking about this kind of shit about Altventurers?

Altare would want you guys to love yourselves, even if its just a little.

Man dead hours get weird

>>33129286
>>33128075
Do not ever date a Altventurer.

>>33129245
Magni would be upset at how pathetically small the scars are

man this thread went from Fujo posting to hehehahahaha to real dark really fast

>>33129286
This >>33128075

>>33129450
I wanna go back to fujoposting. That was fun, right?

There was no timestamp, chill.

>>33129450
man. wheres the heehee haahaas to make me forget this, this is what happens when altventurers go too far in their hornyposting

If Altare truly is /here/ then man, I hope he don’t see this. I don’t think he will ever like the fact he ever influenced someone starve/self harm, even though it’s not his fault and those girls we already menhera

Do you think Axel met any cute pict warrior ladies while working in the gladiator arena?

>>33129701
>inb4 we get a self-care tangent from leader on his spore stream tonight
the shitposting from >>33127686 went too far...

>>33129152
>>33128075
Wait, we weren't joking about the whole yandere Leader fantasy? I love Leader but realistically there's no way he's actually into that shit

>>33129795
If we DID get a self-care tangent from leader then that confirms he is truly /here/ without any shred of doubt

do we know if magni and nowa has any pets? altare has his dogs and axel has his cat

I’m going to the grocery store, do you guys want anything?

>>33129901
Nowa has __me

>>33129901
Pretty sure he said he has none but would like some

>>33129901
yea Axel

>>33127246
>>33127452
Just exercise fatty

>>33129925
get some peanut butter. Make sure you talk to the peanut butter guy

>>33129925
Can you get me a zucchini and some condoms?

>>33129925
some energy drinks

>>33128075
MENHERA OUT