/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33009304
I am big fan of Miosha's Mioshas

hot hag

>>33009304
Previous Thread >>32862523

What's a hag? A woman who is +30 year old and has a mature personality.
What's a cake? A woman who is +25 year old.

Hag list:
https://pastebin.com/eqeRWL8W(Outdated)


/hag/ Divegrass team wikipage:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hag/

Hot doog

>>33009304
Bitch

more canine hag

hag as a pet

>>33002346
>For me, shit like this is the difference between wanting to drain your cock in someone and wanting to have your cock drained by someone
Could you elaborate?
>>33002556
Is this someone on discord? I'm sorry, I'm fairly new to /hag/.

Canine sexfriend

>>33012601
hey! Fubuki isn't that flat

Built for paizuri

I just realized that a lot of hags use canine Avatar

>>33012768
Both you and I know the truth, anon

>>33013265
Iirc there's only one canine chuuba in big corpos who is not a hag

I want to violate her belly button

>>33012482
Benjamin refers to the og hag lover Benjamin Franklin, newfren.

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>>33000842
Nice Botan dump, shit made me horny and sleepy at the same time

pet hag

>>33014714

Ive only been exclusively lusting over hags for over a year now. These women are rent free in my head

>>33017267
>These women are rent free in my head
one of the best feeling a heterosexual man can experience in his lifetime.

>>33017267
Same, I really can't even think about dating younger women anymore, only hags can satisfy me

>>33017267
>>33017357
the discovery of hags for me was enlightening but it's become bittersweet as well. Just constantly thinking about these women who can offer you a lifetime and more being so close, yet so far away fucking eats at me. Just think about the copious amounts of semen that have been drained from men's ballsacks that could've gone straight into their wombs. I'm starting to love every aspect of hags and it's driving me crazy, I don't know if I'm gonna make it

>>33017743
>copious amounts of semen that have been drained from men's ballsacks that could've gone straight into their wombs.
Anon stop, I busted my best loads i've ever produced to hags, don't make me feel deep regret

>>33017903
>I busted my best loads i've ever produced to hags
I don't remember the last time I finished without hags
I refuse to be alone in my torment

Morning hag.

>>33009792
wait for a little bit mio, winter is coming :<

>>33009304
So with the end of the /vt/ League 3 run it does mean one thing as considering the possibility of another in six months it does mean we can finally add in... HAG PIRATE.

>>33019109
Flare is cute

A big victory for /hag/

>>33022514
Will this be our 4 touchdowns in a single game story?

wait Inui Toko is a hag?

Do you think femanons wish they could breed hags aswell?

3D hag

my pet hag on a walk

>>33023761
Yes

>>33023850
I feel bad for them if they do

>>33024276
she support her daughter escapade with kiwawa tho

>>33024369
consider the date of the tweet
also ips babies

>>33023850
Fem anon here who isn't particularly into women: I still wish I could breed hags

SEX

>>33024495
Abe's spirit lives on. He truly wishes for all people to breed hags.
Even other women...

>>33024369
I will set her daughter straight with my dick. Just watch me

hey guys, my sister is a Japanese hag, and she's worried she won't be able to find a partner. She's very conventionally attractive and very kind, but detrimentally shy. Can one of the fine haglovers in this thread marry her? Thanks!

>>33024846
I can marry her but she'll be disappointed for the rest of her life.

>>33024846
We will take on this task with pride, anon

>>33024846
If she's looking for a partner in these threads you must ask her first is she won't mind to live in an almost constant state of pregnancy.

Hag sex

>>33024246
She is somehow getting better and better. If she is, in fact, single then god hates his children.

>>33024846
contact info?

I wasn't going to post this here but figured I should let haggots know that I'll be gone from this board for good because i don't enjoy browsing here anymore and i need to focus on more important parts of my life, good luck on marrying the hag of your dreams and fertilizing her eggs though because I sure won't let that dream die

>>33028523
bye anon

>>33009304
Member-san ookini maido!

>>33020731
Bratty hags are the best.
Something so sexy about an obvious 30 something clinging desperately to the last vestiges of her youth.
I’ve busted more nuts to Reine and Marine moreso than any other fictional character

Isnt hag pregnancy dangerous? For the woman and especially the baby,but mostly because of the high risk of pregnancy failing or genetic defects?

>>33028523
The catalog was always filled with retards slinging shit at each other, that's why I only ever sit in generals of the chuubas I like. Either way, godspeed anonchama.

>>33028523
Take care, hagbro.
you'll be back in a week

>>33028523
We are going to make it, anon. Godspeed.

>>33030704
The magic number is either 32 or 35 depending on which literature you believe. The pregnancy will be categorized as high risk but modern medicine has advanced enough that the chances of anything major happening to the mother is minimal.
At around 10 weeks your OB will request for a NIPS anyway so you can check if they baby has any genetic problems (if you wanna abort) and at 20 your doctor will request for a CAS to check again.
TLDR you can still impregnate your hags. Just make sure to plan your pregnancy and seek medical care at once when you suspect that your hag is pregnant. Even better if you seek consult prior to the baby making process so your doctor can prescribe vitamins to prevent other birth defects

>>33033001
Planning pregnancies are for pussies.

>missed the last two threads because of IRL bullshit
Please replenish my haggium reserves.

>>33033001
Huh, I never knew vitamins can actually help with dealing with birth defects. Well I mean Im sure defficiencies can cause some major ones, so im guessing hags lack something specific, that younger women dont have to worry about and the extra additions can help? Thought it was mostly a hormonal thing

>>33030704
I forget what class it was in but I recall genetic defects being more related to the age of the father. Something like every year that passes after mid 30s for men increases the likelihood of defects.

>>33024144
Why is your pet wearing socks and shoes?

>>33037292
To keep her feet clean and warm?

>>33037292
Sidewalk hot pls anderstand

>>33028523
あばよ、友よ。
Thank you for all the hag images. You will be sorely missed.

>>33037292
Looks like she's one of those hairless breeds that need extra care

>>33028523
>botan (264).jpg
pls don't leave so soon, i need my botan dumps from somebody, though it's never wrong to try to escape this dumpster pile swamp. That being said, see you tomorrow

These dumb hags make me angry. What are they thinking being this seductive. Theyre OLD WOMEN, why are they allowed to seduce unsuspecting men with their derelict bodies? Punishment should fit the crime...

>>33038086
which punishment do you think of?

sex on the beach with hags

>>33030360
My only complaint is how scare Reine's doujin are eventho she kinda asked for that. Thank god we don't lack Marine's at all

>>33038555

>>33038086
The only fitting punishment is to give them the pleasure they're asking for until their bodies give in and they pass out

Which hag doujin would you like to see? What tags should it have?

>>33039323
This + Mio

>>33038086
You don't need to worry I will deliver a fitting punishment for them with my body

>>33028523
Good luck anon. Btw I said the same thing one year ago.

>>33038086
I know this is a joke, but the thought of me breeding a hag to spite you gets me going

>>33039588
You forgot nakadashi, paizuri and lactation

>>33040549
breast feeding is same as lactation.

Age play with hags

>>33036332
Women are advised to take Vit B12 and Folic Acid early into the pregnancy and ideally a few months before to prevent Neural Tube Defects. Its rare but nasty stuff.

Genuine question from an /uoh/ tourist, what's the appeal of hags to you?

>>33041319
mature, mentally stable women with experience looking to settle down and raise a family.
Women who are past the "seeking adventure aka sucking 50 dicks phase"

>>33041319
In short, stability. I've seen friends and family deal with psychotic zoomers enough that I find even the thought of being with them abhorrent.

>>33041319
Overall maturity, or at least ability to enter that mode inbetween being more relaxed and airheaded. The ability to have deeper conversations and plan life together with an equal. More topics I can relate about via remembering things from our past. Someone I can both support and be supported by if needed. Their slightly flabby body and the right amount of engorged, but gently sagging breasts. The way they go crazy while trying to catch their youth and how they melt when you play along as if it's their 20th birthday part 10. They also usual are more than aware of what they want, how to take the lead when needed. Usually also have their own life figured out. Not all hags are like this obviously, but enough are for that group to live rent free in my head.

And ofcourse the idea of impregnating a hag is intoxicating.

>>33039323
ぷっぷくぷー (可哀想)] これ、母です。

I want Kurokami Fubuki to call me a stupid little faggot cocksucker...

>>33045410
Why?

>>33045495
I love her, and she's a mean, sadistic, cruel bully.

>>33046070
Look at this silly dog wearing a shirt at the beach.

>>33047141
They're great when wet and transparent

>>33041319
Everything the other anons told you. But I also like lolis and value virginity a lot. I'd like to marry a nice virgin woman, have a child with her and then marry my daughter too. Harem is the true way

>>33047598
She shouldn't wear anything beneath it then.

>>33049162
What is my wife doing with my girlfriend?

>>33049288
Warming themselves up for you

>>33047894
The best way to wear one

>Open thread
>see Coyote posting
>intense desire to breed
>need to be in an online meeting in 9min
This was a mistake on my part. I cant masturbate during a meeting again

>>33052532
Not with that attitude.

>>33041319
Their gentleness and maturity.

>>33056126
Nice.

How many kids anon?

>>33061124
None, kids are the worst. I just want to live out the rest of my days with my hag wife.

>>33062054
I want to insult you but you don't even deserve the attention. You're worse than scum. Denying the narutal need of having a family to an old lady. Go back to rredit and comeback once you're +18

I LOVE MIOSHA AND I WANT TO MARRY HER AND FATHER HER CHILDREN AND GROW OLD TOGETHER

is there any community like a discord that fellow /hag/ browsers use or something?

>>33062725
Discord is for zoomers

>>33061124
One to start off, maybe three max

Hags are good.

>>33028523
based and godspeed anon

>>33062054
Cat paws typed this post.

>>33061124
>>33062054
Pay not attention to this guy. I will marry Watame and bless her with at least 4 children.

>>33061124
5-6 and I will teach them all how to defend themselves.

How do you guys cope when you find out a hag you're into is married. There was this sexy hag at work that had such a plump ass that always fit tight in her jeans and she was very sweet. I wanted to fuck her so bad and ravage her saggy breasts. I wanted her to bear my children, but she was already taken. Out of respect for her as a coworker I refrained from fapping to her, but it made me too pent up. I quit that job yesterday and the first thing I did when I got home was beat off to her. I had been holding in my carnal desires for a year and a half, I couldn't wait any longer. I imagine her bending over, showing off how round and womanly her butt was. I think about rubbing my dick onto her denim and feeling her warmth, followed by me taking her top off and proceeding to have rough sex. It was probably one of the best loads I've ever had.

>>33077060
Well It doesnt seems like you totally fell in love with her. So I'd tell you to cope and look for another hag

>>33077060
that's lust, but maybe if you ask her out before you quit you might get a chance to fuck her one time, most women at that age will feel flattered if they get asked out by a young man

>>33080596
You're right. Jacking off just made me even more horny and now I can't stop thinking about her. I just didn't have the confidence to ask a married woman to go out with me.
>>33079466
Have any tips?

What are they doing...?

>>33081534
>>33080596
She's married. Don't be a shithead and pursue a women that is already taken. Don't ruin a family.
>Have any tips?
I don't know anon. I can't talk to women but I've been coping all my life

I wish I could be 12 again and tell random hags that they look pretty, would have been cool to get groomed by one.

>>33085387
That reminds me of when I was like 10 and told my far older cousin she was pretty. She picked me up, spun me around and kissed me. It changed me forever.

>>33085727
I asked my cousin for a kiss when I was 8 and she was about 20 at a family birthday party, she did it in front of everyone and then my dad told me to never do that again.

>>33086175
Was it nice?

>>33086175
Sounds like he got jealous

>>33086680
Yes, I always had a crush on her but I'm kinda glad nothing happened after that.

>>33086889
yeah I really owned him

>>33083275
laying in bed together like good friends always do

Honestly couldn't resist not posting this

>>33041319
Booba

>>33041319
To be honest, both hag and cunny are two sides of the same coin since only a good cunny can become a hag and a good cunny can only be born from good parenting which is something a hag can provide

>>33062054
>None, kids are the worst
Yeah from the wrong parents. I've been having internal conflict against wanting children because of what society has become today from the poisoned globohomo pandemic. The sight of all of these millennial premature parents ruining their children before they're even 13 is just as hideous so I've been conflicted between leaving a legacy behind to better this world or sparing myself the suffering of trying to raise a child in this shithole. Honestly, with the right mother, I think I can push through it, but who knows if I ever will find the one

>>33086175
What's with this thread and incest?

>>33093482
you wouldn't get it

Is there a whole pic of this? I've never seen it if so.

>>33012768
She's lying on her back though, might be a bit too small but not by much.

>>33037292
It makes the pet look hotter

>>33093482
you never kissed your cousin anon?

>>33093545
that's the full pics

>>33056126
I need to punch that belly before putting a baby in it.

>>33093482
My godfather married his cousin, they're happy with 5 healthy kids. Nothing wrong with cousin sex beyond prejudices

>>33093986
No, all my cousins are dudes

>>33094268
Pity

Well, /hag/? How would you respond?

>>33062725
you're in it, retardchama

hagbin

>>33095446
Much sex

>>33093482

>>33095446
Impregnate her so she has to spend more time at home taking care of the baby and her cats.

>>33013265
Because dogs have more years that a person
>each human year would be approximately five years for a dog

Hag GF
>>33028523
Be free, anon. Hope you can get a hag while doing your IRL reps.

>>33047141
>>33047598
>>33047894
>>33052168
The best part of hags is that their bellies are really soft, and makes me want to rub them with my hand and with my dick when performing breeding rituals.

>>33099806
yeah it looks soft and squishy

>>33062725
Anonchama... The sponsors...

>>33099806
Koyo has a nice tummy, but it could be better.

Botan looks bit different today

>>33099806
Having something nice and soft to grab onto makes them that much more perfect

>>33103471
she already Become

>>33098100
Pochibro, i think we need to also saver her from alcoholism.

>>33093482
There's nothing wrong with incest.

Hag status? Any of the usual suspects streaming?

>>33113832
Who are the usual suspects? Mine is streaming rn tho

>>33115185
I just go by the pastebin

How do I get hags out of my mind?

>>33024276
DYKES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Women (Forma de HAG) (Forma de hairy pussy) belong to my dick.

>>33024846
How comfortable is she with being pregnant every year for the rest of her life until menopause (assuming I take every step possible and then some to delay her menopause and increase her fertility)? What about with being perpetually, categorically forbidden from ever shaving her crotch or armpits? What are her thoughts on induced lactation?

How late into pregnancy can you have sex with a hag?

>>33118634
>Letting something like Pregnancy stop you from having sex
Anon, women are very horny during pregnancy

>>33118634
Semen can actually induce birth during late pregnancy, but provided you don't have any STDs there's nothing wrong with sex at any point during pregnancy.

>>33024495
Just become a hag and I'll breed you, silly girl.

>>33093545
I miss tentopus...

>>33118634
Yes.

>now theyre posting pregnant hags
no..I cant masturbate for another 6 hours. I cant do it at work. Anything but this

FUCK IM GONNA

>>33122204
Goddamn those are some quality lion tits

>>33122570
This new outfit has spawned some dick destroying art.

>>33122714
Very true and it fits her so damn well

>>33123813
She went from mommy to cool older sister. Either way I want to her to groom me.

>>33123948
The best part is that she's submissive.

>>33124498
That she is

>>33124498
I want her to groom me into the kind of man that can dominate her.

I need to impregnate Botan right now

I need to put a couple of kids into this coyote

>>33125575
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I need to breed this Sheep.

>>33009304
TOKO IS A FUCKING HAG?

Hey guys, have you heard of this nice gal named Momozakura Kojo?
She likes things like playing mahjong with members, playing kusoges and doing amazing karaoke/zatsu/food combo streams!
Here, have her last karaoke stream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36j_gL5BEyI

>>33126079
>mahjong
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33126079
Is she Sio levels of good?

>>33126309
I dunno but she loves to start another song before last one fully fades!

>>33126079
can she tease me for not knowing how to play Mahjong? Or for learning and forgotting how to play after some weeks?

>>33126079
>check VODs
>rust
>rust
>rust
>rust

>rust
>etc.
Anon I... She has a nice voice. I'll check her out if she's live when convenient.

I have an [A]ddiction to hags.
https://youtu.be/N-kfxNvTkOE

>>33061124
Basically >>33062054 but my line of reason is that I don't want them turning out to have the same problems as I have.

>>33128404
You're a coward and waste of human flesh. Grow out everybody has problems.

>>33061124
3 max can't handle more

>>33128968
Sorry if I don't want my child having trouble expressing emotions like I am.
Only way I'll take that risk is if a hag "begged" me for a child.

>>33061124
As many as her womb can give. Realistically I could comfortably support 4 maybe 5 when it comes to the monetary side.

>>33129444
Waste of digits. Just because you have problems doesn't mean your kid will.

>>33130421
True. But I'd rather not take the risk unless like I said earlier, my hag begged me for a child.
And hey, even if my child DID have the same problems I did, I'd do my utmost best to get it treated so he / she can have a happy life.
And to go back on how many kids I'd want, as many as my hag can handle.

>>33009304
How old is Toko?

>>33009304
Any indy hags?

>>33125575
God I love hairy old ladies.

>>33130801
old enough

>>33131234
Excluding Ayamy and Pochimaru? Don't know.

Hags are amazing...

>>33131234
Mint Castella. Look in /wvt/ or /lig/ as well

Bros I've been having hag encounters at work and I don't know what to do. Whenever I send one of the staff members a chat message about questions or a request to help with something, ever other reply is accompanied with the plain smiling emoji (it feels so passive that she might murder me). For the past week, I've acquired a position that has me working specifically with her so when I asked if I could stop by in her office to see what I could do today, she replied "sure ;)". I would've disregarded any of these details in any other case but being in /hag/ has changed my perception and I'm 1000% sure I'm overreacting.
Between her and another cute hag in the office, I'm embarking on paths I never thought was possible

>>33131234
ClioAite

>>33133684
You definitely are overreacting. She's just being somewhat flirty as older women do. Might as take advantage of the situation and do the same thing, whether or not it will go anywhere.

>>33134321
this. And for the love of God. If you're gonna flirt with her IN PERSON. Don't do it where you work Or you'll get fired

>>33134321
>wringing water out of her tail
Nice little detail.

>>33135485
The detail I can't get over is the fact she's wearing thigh highs in the water.

>>33134321
>somewhat flirty as older women do
I don't know if I appreciate that or not considering the copious amounts of posts I've made about being seducted and wishing to turn older women into mothers
>>33134622
No worries, I'm not completely retarded, I have enough social awareness to not jeopardize myself

>>33136444
Just imagine that they're made out of wetsuit material

>>33139155
>skintight latex thighhighs, showing all the signs of a hag aging

>>33139691
Vulcanized rubber, so they won't perish and they trap her hag sweat

>>33136444
Isn't it just the garter?

>>33140433
Now that you mention it, I completely memory holed the metal ring in it

>>33140433
Now that you mention it, you're right and and I'm retarded. However because of >>33139155
>>33139961
>>33139691
I'm gonna ignore what you just said.

>>33140969
Metal ring?

>>33144208

>>33147412
I want this hag to slip something she brewed into my drink and then ravage me whilst I'm out.
I want to wake up to her bloated belly as my seed spills out of her hag hole.

>>33134321
>>33135485
>>33136444
>>33140433
>>33147412
You fuckers posting images are getting a rise out of me, I don't want to bust again man
Fuck.she's breedable

>>33149340
There's nothing wrong in busting a nut for hags

>>33149340
You must never have a drop left in your balls for as long as hags are breedable and fertile anon.
Get to work

>>33149591
>>33149829
I wouldn't find anything wrong with this if each and every drop of semen in my balls at least went inside a dusty, deserving womb to spring forth children as opposed to a towel, toilet or tissue. I'm fucking up my dick and testosterone for no reason

Save the hags. Impregnate the hags

>>33155238
Donate your sperm and make sure to use sex coyote as fap material. It will unfortunately be the closest you'll get to having sex with koyori, but at least there's a chance your seed will make a hag happy.

>>33095446
Do you have the friend version of this?

>>33095446
make her beg for it

>>33165430
Tummy

>>33149340
Pink Dog Induces Pink Thoughts.

I will impregnate my widowed hag.
I don't care how much she says she doesn't want to be pregnant.
I WILL bring new life to her barren field.

>>33052532
>Again

Anon, could you please explain that

Why does she lacks of swimsuit or other type of art? I can't keep commissioning more of my Hag GF...

>>33171329
>my
You have one in your possession?

>>33171329
stop wasting your time anon, you MUST breed her this instant.
Her womb DEMANDS it

>>33171329
thats rape

>>33173484
Yes.

>>33173676
I do not personally condone hagrape. Consentual sex with hags for me.

>>33174024
The sex will be consensual. The pregnancy is unwanted however.

While i was scrolling through my gallery, i stumbled upon Botan’s gangimari pic and chuckled a little bit but i noticed that my dick got as hard as diamonds and was feeling a little horny so i thought to myself "wouldn’t be funny if i jerked off?" so i started stroking and less than minute in, i busted to it, never before in my life have i busted so fast and it was a good nut too. I have seen so much good hentai yet none of them made me bust as fast as this Botan pic, I wonder how on earth did that even happen but one thing is for sure is that, I really am horny for gangimari Botan.

>>33172299
It's between me and a dead man. I think I have the advantage.

>>33175401
Based

>>33062725
>discord

>>33177336
I need hot steamy sex with Shishiron.
https://files.catbox.moe/hrw2f8.jpg

>>33161667
>Shipping my sperm across the world to Japan in hopes of a hag using it
Huh, that's certainly out there

Sexy hag hand
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1570072108343988224?t=IZl1agj715ktEQ-WHnOoMA&s=19

>>33178782
goddamn

>>33133684
>I'm 1000% sure I'm overreacting.
You are but fortune favours the bold as old saying goes. It's not like you will go in jail for sekuhara, right?

>>33178782
Those are head squashing thighs.

Any hag asmr you guys would recommend? I'm planning on taking a nap later and want to feel relaxed and horny as I fall asleep

>>33185272
>horny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzOg9Z395B8
Korone's gulping sounds are pretty erotic

>>33188001
Cute cerberus

I'd like to give her some mayo

Any hope of preserving Koyori's breast milk? Asking for myself.

>>33189429
So long as you keep stimulating her she'll never run out

>>33190033
I will have a Mary wife some day.

>>33190119
Then it will be a competition, may the best loser win

Why are majority of hags canines?

>>33190190
good luck

>>33038555
sex on a beach does not seem fun, too much sand

>>33198981
Fag. The beach has many secluded spots to rail your hagwife.

>>33199280
it's not the seclusion that gets me, its the grit from the sand. it gets in all your and her crevices

>>33199490
You better be thorough in washing each others crevices then.

>>33199490
That's why you fuck her behind some rocks

>>33198981
Silly anon. Anything is fun when there's hags around!

New hagsex, hot out of the oven.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/101234287

>>33205120
Wonderful. Her smile is the best part.

>>33009792