/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33085080
WHY IS MOMMY HITTING DADDY STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>stream ends
>thread ends
WE ALL ARE

hee hee ha ha

>>33085274

Nice.

>>33085274
I feel blessed knowing we have such awesome artists in /mans/.

fairly kino day all in all i would say

>>33085313
nice

>>33085313
kys frogposter

Alright anons. I now have changed my Brand account to a regular account. I hope I get gifted subs now

>>33085314
get over here you fucker

dead hours, im off to get pampered by auntie nowa and her stories

I wish all /MANS/ a fine day today.

>>33085313
fuck off frogposter

I wasn't here I don't get it

>Who gets the fancy bed
>You and Rio-senpai
Altare I am begging you please stop coming here

>>33085399
watch the latest magni sims stream. the boys kidnap a teenage girl in trap her in their basement

Matsuri liked this tweet and I think it (the act of liking) is cute
https://twitter.com/Kukie_nyan/status/1568978427960754182

>>33085370
good luck, anon

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>33085420
Altare was the containment breaker all along

Alright. It's dead hours. Have a good one fujos/yumes

>>33085482
Sweet dreams anon
t. chupadosister

>>33085446
>Matsuri is the surprise Worms guest

Speaking of karaoke has any other Americanelse seen they little karaoke boxes they’ve been putting in malls lately? I’m wondering if it’s just my state

>>33085446
>isreal
that makes me happy fsr...

I hope the girls start adopting group streams like Tempus do. It's way way way more entertaining having just having an extra person to talk to when streaming. Speaking of which, moom is doing one right now.

Wait... I just wondered, why do we call Vesper "Nowa"? It's not even in his name and I've been calling him nowa too. Shouldn't it just be "Vesper" or "Noir"?
I'm forgetting something aren't I?

>>33085482
Axel might still stream some BOTW

>>33085565(me)
Ignore the “else” I forgot to erase it

>>33085606
The JP bros were calling him Uncle Nowa predebut and it just stuck.

>>33085587
Isnt that what guras been doing with council?

>>33085606
jp name for noir

>Tempus kidnap a minor and trap her in their basement
>Tempus also gives her a higher quality of living than they themselves enjoy on the surface
Really makes you think.

>>33085587
You're right but also go back to /who/, nerd

>>33085656
What streams?

>>33085300
Vespling, come here, come here little one...

>>33085631
>>33085657
Thanks, knew I was forgetting something.

>>33085606
because noir is pronounced nowa-r

>>33085662
they were just materializing their audience's deepest wishes

>>33085662
When you get a pet, you don't want it to die on you

>>33085662
The hell you on about? Its CLEARLY torture anon, they're just prolonging it by giving her a 5star AirBnB type shit yknow?

nodoka’s big fat tits

https://imgur.com/a/bYszw
Tempus vs Stu when?

>>33085762
noo..... they're torturing her by turning her into a useless NEET!

>>33085784

>>33085715
More specifically, Japanese represents the rhotic R
with an elongated vowel. So car is kaa, corn is koon, and noir is nowaa.
Sometimes this can bite them in the ass on English spelling where they insert Rs where they don't belong, like "Horming (Hoomingu) Torpedo" in Megaman X

>>33085801
Oh the humanity! Or the lackthereof

>>33085828
based linguistics anon

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1569337248507924481?cxt=HHwWgsDU4bX6s8crAAAA

I just found Axel's comment to Nodoka and everyone in replies just hyping/wingmaning Axel. This is wholesome

>>33085801
Neetification

If Altare actually is /HERE/ then I hope he jacks off to my schizo fujoposting /_\b
I got you brother, I'll fulfill your dreams of fucking Magni sloppy for you.

>>33085873
it's funny, but I just hope Nodoka isn't bothered by it. all these gaijins fucking around under her tweet

That stream reminded me of Jerma's sims 1 stream
>be loli (caramel)
>have shitty parents that don't care about you
>some how become dirt poor and have to sell things in the house
>shit is so bad that caramel views her as a stranger
>weeks later dad dies in a cooking accident
>copes by being in a fantasy land
>get sent to military school in the end

I have ADHD and left this place when honeymoon period was over. How have the boys held up? Are Axel and Magni still my little himbochamps? Is Nowa still based? Is Altare still cringe?

>>33085565
You've got malls expanding services? The couple I've seen are all shutting down into barren wastelands

>>33085587
That's great hooman but wrong thread.

>>33086073
If the Tempus boys lead, I'll follow them into cringe.

>>33086137
>How have the boys held up?
Awesome, they're my favorite streamer group on the citadel
> Are Axel and Magni still my little himbochamps?
Yeah Axel's a good boy and Magni's a hilarious ditzy slut in need of correction.
> Is Nowa still based?
Utterly
>Is Altare still cringe?
Nah. I mean he can be but it's part of his charm, he's a funny dude

>>33086137
Axel is still your little himbo champ. Magni is a manslut who excels at pole dancing, Nowa is gigabased and Altare consumed his cringe and used it as fuel for his journey into psychosis

>>33086137
yes, yes, depends on you (he’s a schizo sociopath)

>>33086137
I don't know but they had a Zomboid and Sims 4 stream today. Sims 4 being the funniest.

>>33086162
Yeah my local mall is a desert, it's kind of sad actually, you go there and it's almost eerily empty.

>>33086137
>himbochamps
in english?

>>33086263
NTA but basically "stupid but lovably based"

Magging press?

>>33085587
that’s literally what Bae is doing with Mumei rn tho

>>33086137
Not only is Axel still a himbochamp, but he has significantly improved streaming-wise. If you loved Axel before, you'll definitely love him even more now.

This was crazy lol. Poor cassie.

>>33086432
yeah if you like Axel I recommend checking out his Breath of the Wild streams, they're definitely everything fun about the guy

Anybody have a clip or know which zatsu had vesper giving advice on applying for holostars? What he said was something like "Choose a character archetype and try to play that character in the hopes that they are looking to fill a character of that type."
Could have sworn it was in his first week of zatsus, but I just can find it.

>>33086401
blindchama...

>>33086553
i know what youre talking about but there are way too many streams to know where that was from

>>33086162
The malls in my city actually have a decent amount of people going. There’s not really much else to do. I guess it depends on where you’re from

>>33085456
Amen

>>33086164
>>33085685
Since we're getting outed every time just by mentioning the girls, should we... make a holopro general?

>>33086553
Think it was more recently, actually. Like sometime in the last two weeks.

>>33086553
Roommate has videos on being a male vtubera and tips in general I think but I'm too alzhiememic to remember the FUCKING name of the channel other than it has 'channel' in the name instead of ch.

>>33086661
it's too late

The last 48 hr has been a blessing from the tempus side. From Altare snapping on a cheater calling a him a fat fuck pathetic loser then realizing he was barking at the wrong person to building a rape chamber and trapping a teenage girl in there. Kek

>>33086591
Yeah, was hoping some autist would remember where it was from exactly. Not a great chance to find it, but there might be some autist king who remembered.

>>33086591
I forgot the clipper but yeah it exists. I'm too lazy to look it up

>>33086723
why?

>>33086754
I was catching up on some Vesper zatsus I missed this weekend and I remember that bit being in one of the streams I watched. I think it's the Twitter Q&A, but it could also be the other two.

https://youtu.be/YR_UHfg-3vU
https://youtu.be/cy-Qh-kcRdc
https://youtu.be/8d_pcVHQmfY

>>33086684
Randon

>>33086684
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randonneuring

>>33086661
it has been considered, but good luck actually getting anyone to use it

>>33086661
If the thread can stay civil without a faggot causing trouble maybe.

>>33086661
no

What happens when they finish raft? Will they find another weekly collab game to sustain the dingo's dopamine levels?

>>33086905
That's the bitch, thanks.

>>33086887
Oh shit, that first one. At 1:24:00 about. Thanks! That was exactly what I was looking for.

>>33086729
>From Altare snapping on a cheater calling a him a fat fuck pathetic loser then realizing he was barking at the wrong person to building a rape chamber and trapping a teenage girl in there

That is the absolute essence of Altare though lol. His sweet Korean softboy cello-playing image is just a trap to lure you in, next thing you know he's cheerfully discussing kidnapping people to put in his dungeon, playing video games and desperately trying to throttle his toxic gamer rage, and then losing his incredibly short temper and dunking on people. He's great. The contrast is what makes him so compelling.

>>33086661
we already have hlgg. :)

>>33086553
I remember him saying something on those lines. To put that advice in another way, he's saying that you should present yourself to the best of your ability, hope for the best. When it comes to an audition, it's basically them looking for someone to fulfill a particular need at the time of the audition.
There will always be a fair amount of talented people in an audition who get passed up.

>>33086661
I wish this could happen and not be instantly filled with the worst people imaginable but it probably won't be possible until people stop spamming the catalog in order to further their culture war.

>>33086992
Zomboid/Don't Starve Together

>>33087042
One would think (frojm experience) he was a league player

>>33086661
It'll just be constant shipping and shitposting so I'll pass on that. Besides, there's not gonna be much discussion since the boys and girls don't interact enough

>>33085800
Holy shit, someone still remembers this.

>>33087115
He is.

Drinking some beer with the boys

https://streamable.com/2ag4n0

>>33087120
Live and Stars not interacting wouldn't be a problem, people can just discuss their own thing (without getting banned like hlgg does), but shipping would.

>>33086937
>his PL's name was a pun
wow vesper really love his bike

>>33087042
He sucks and I love it. The way he manipulates is something else. I can't tell how many layers of kayfabe he's under or if it's kayfabe at all.

>>33087242
Fucking knew it.

Wonder if he actually plays the game, or actually plays the game but has been permabanned 6 times like one of my old friends for being too gamer in chat

>>33087390
Anon? He actually streamed league on his channel...

>>33087390
Anon he literally played ARAM on stream

>>33087390
Anon, he did a short LoL stream few days ago where he almost reverted to his toxic gamer day

>>33087390
>EL NO SABE

>>33087390
Fucking threadwatcher

>>33087424
>>33087435
>>33087439

He's a league player.

Anons, you think I watch that shit? I may be retarted and autist but I'm not insane

I wonder if one of the boyz will play this game >>33087274

>>33087552
ok retard
*cums in your mouth*

>>33087552
>frog
don't take it personally anon, people are just surprised you didn't see the video thumbnail on his channel/in your subscriptions. he's an ex-league player and also not very good.

>>33087606
That e-mail is written so weirdly, I bet a bunch of devs ignore them because they think it's spam mail.

>>33087757
Yeah that definitely reads like some Nigerian prince shit

>>33087751
>also not very good.
That's good, we need sucky league players

>>33087552
kys frogposter

Is it weird I want to see all four of them play For Honor?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFamRBh5u-0
Everyone's a narcissist...

>>33087820
>we need sucky league players
I'LL MAKE IT INTO EN3 AND GIVE YOU ALL THE FULL IRON EXPERIENCE

>>33087877
Bet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XVJm82akt4

Sora's Yatta at the end is just so genuine

>>33087757
It's written weird because it's not written in english, it's written in legalese.

>>33087931
I just hopped into this thread to post about this clip - am I going insane, wasn't there a picture of Nowa tweeting that someone edited a few days ago in /here/?

>>33087972
this is so fucking CUTE

>>33088017
Anon a few of the Tempus clippers came from mans, literally asked for what programs to start with.

>>33087364
There's a reason he has so many exes

>>33088017
Yeah, it wasn't a real tweet but there was definitely an edit of that

>>33087913
I want to see them play red dead online. The thoughts of them beating the shit out each others in the camp or getting mauled by alligators bears and cougars would be worth it plus there's lot of fishing for vesper to do.

>>33088017

>>33087972
>Axel Eigo Josho Daisempai

>>33088083
No, I mean this tweet was from /here/, right? Noir didn't actually tweet this, (OR DID HE?) but Altare is making mention of it?

>>33087239
Hell lets go back even further.
THE EPIC TALE OF CHINMAN
https://imgur.com/gallery/40iCO

>>33088270
Everybody knows Chinman though.

>>33088239
schizochama… altare had the dream first and then someone from /here/ made an edit of it

anyone have the link for the Tempus T-shirt designs?

>>33088363
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/amazon-merch-ondemand-3

>>33087552
Dumb frogposter
Outed yourself as a newfag

>>33086661
I'm sorry anon. I understand you but you gotta live with the fact that the girls accept the worse kind of unicorns and schizos. Let's just enjoy the Tempus boys in peace or we'll start attracting the kind of people thta'll ruin this place.

Reminder that Now's twink vampire editor has a Koikatsu card and we already have a Vesper Koikatsu card
Koi anons you know what to do
https://files.catbox.moe/euoxy1.png

>>33088426
thanks

>>33088479
you do it, fag

>>33088474
ATTRACT* fuck, my Freudian slip is showing, fml.

>>33086992
Raft is Axel's Collab game, and he wants to make a 7 Days to Die playthrough with the boys after finishing Raft.
They're just running into the usual paperwork of setting up a server and, apparently, getting the perms. Then you consider that it's Axel that needs to push that project and can add a few weeks on top of it.
But we have this, DST soon, Zomboid, TRPG is coming up too, Deep Rock Galactic apparently, lots of games for them to play

>>33088517
cool thanks appreciate it

>>33086661
Hlgg for girls, MANS for the boys
It's very simple

Am I the only one that wants an HoloAussie Stream? With Bae Axel and HAACHAMA?

>>33088579
ROCK AND STONE BROS

>>33088661
Haachama is no longer Haachama I'm afraid. She's Akai Haato now.

Though a Bae and Axel Collab is possible. What would they even do?

>vesper shirt still hasn't shipped

Are your guy's shirts coming yet?

>>33088739
>Haachama is no longer Haachama I'm afraid. She's Akai Haato now.
...what?

>>33088739
>What would they even do?
say slurs for 2 hours

>>33088741
3 weeks... I have to wait 3 weeks..m

>>33088661
I don't think Axel and Bae would have any chemistry aside from the fact they're both Aussies. And Haachama is no more, she went back to being seiso Haato

>ywn be kidnapped by tempus and kept in their basement

>>33088741

>>33088739
>Though a Bae and Axel Collab is possible. What would they even do?

Both sets of fans need to have a betting pool as to which one will say cunt first

>>33088770
Backpedaled because of the underwear tweet. Rrats are she got bonked hard by management

>>33088770
Long story short, she doesn't wanna do any of the lewd stuff/Haachama cooking moving forward. So yeah, the Aussie Arc is done. If you want more info, the Haachama general should help if it exists or you can watch clips about it.

>>33088852
you can cosplay as yagoo now

>>33088741
I didn't get priority shipping so it's coming at the end of the month for me.

>>33088741
My shipping is 5 days or something bc prime is too expensive

>>33086553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR_UHfg-3vU&t=4915s

>>33088864
haha yeah its not like one has already said it

>>33088811
Does Axel even have any chemistry with the current Love Live girls? He's the only one that hasn't properly collabed with them yet. Even during the Kobo collab he was barely interacting with her and was focusing with the JP Stars.

I hope if they play Sims again and Axel joins, they don’t show him the torture room. They just pretend it doesn’t exist and gaslight him while Axel wonders what chat is trying to tell him.

>>33088864
>he doesn't know

>>33089048
>current Love Live girls
A-anon?

>>33089048
He has chemistry with zeta

>>33089253
stfu zeta

>>33089048 (me)
>>33089132
I meant hololive. I'm a retard lol

>>33089048
Whoa I didn't know there was a male side project for Love Live. Kadokawa is sure going in an interesting direction with this series

>>33088741
Soon™

>>33089253
Stop posting here, Zeta

>>33089253
Back off my guildmate. Someone is in need of correction
https://files.catbox.moe/7plexo.jpg

I don't get the Zeta/Axel thing

>>33089414
Holy shit, that's fucking hot

>>33089414
Ayo?

>>33089414
now draw that as axel

>>33089442
All stemming from the rrat that Axel and Zeta have been playing together off-stream before debut.

>>33089414
Draw axel eating popcorn in the background

>>33089442
Dingo and Zeta interacts a lot on twitter, that's all.

I'm not an Axelyume I swear. BUT. I want to rest my head against his chest and fall asleep :(
/MANS/ this is our lil secret, ok? I'm NOT a yume and this means nothing.

>>33089442
They banter alot on twitter,kinda like Kobo/Ragus.

>>33089526
Draw Axel jerking off in the background

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1569557055572439042
They loved it

>>33089309
>2 weeks

>>33089442
They've been playing off-stream since before Axel's debut and have interacted a lot on Twitter. It was nothing at first, but some anon confessed to starting a rrat that Zeta is grooming Axel as joke. It reached catalog and now some people actually believe it.

They have not interacted since Nodoka has noticed Axel. She's a jealous bitch, so it must be true.

>>33089414
TOT why leader is faceless again. I HATE IT!

>>33089414
he can’t keep getting away with this…

Alright bros, which vod should I watch for zomboid?

>>33089414
first magni and nodoka, now altare and zeta. axel just keeps getting ntr'ed.

>>33088017
>>33088149
>>33088189
not that deadbeat but thank god

>>33089414
Draw a next panel where it shows happy Axel enthusiastically waiting for Zeta to go online in steam

>>33089753
Altare+anyone else but the obvious choice would be Nowa.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1569556510438739968

Axel...

>>33090056
Good, she would be terrified of what happened in the stream

>>33090056
THEY HATE HIM

>>33089612
Uncle Nowa loved it! So happy.

>>33090056
poor dingo...

>>33090136
>she

>>33090136 (me)
>she
Fuck you guys, now when I see Axel I think of Zeta. Fuck

>>33090056
This dumbass. How long did the lunch take him?

>>33090136
>she
Sex.

>>33090056
Should’ve just ordered food from uber, stupid dog

>>33090056
I came back home from lunch (fucking my girlfriend) and buying Pokemon cards (condoms and birth control pills) 5 min after Magni's stream ended

>>33089676
Say it aint so my ZetaXAxel Stocks

>>33090352
Holy shit doggo, 2 hours of raw sex with Zeta and Nodoka? That's insane, bro

>>33090405
SOMEONE DRAW THIS NOW

>>33089544
local asian women trapped inside house filled with retards

how in the world did altare whip nowa so hard. nowa calling him his chuuni nickname during zomboid obediently was too much

>>33090551
nowa is just submissive and breedable by nature

>>33089544
>Yumejo shitpost on 4chan while the boy is looking

>>33090551
Nowa is a people pleaser.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1569565351771504640
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1569565351771504640
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1569565351771504640

>>33090551
he realized Altare was the twink top of his dreams the moment he met him

>>33090702

JWU, how were the zomboid and sims streams?

>>33090702
FUCK YOU AXEL I WAS ABOUT TO SLEEP

>>33089544
Wrong wallpaper anon... but nice

>>33090702
12 hour endurance stream incoming

>>33090753
Zomboid was nice, nothing major really happened yet.

Sims was 10/10 kino like every other Sims stream.

>>33090753
Kino, moreso the Sims stream

>>33090753
the Sims stream is a must watch. They kidnapped a teenager and isolated her in the torture chamber

>>33090702
AXEL WTF IM IN UNI WHY NOW
I'll skip my classes

>>33090702
YES

>>33090753
Zomboid was very cool, everyone survived but Leader got a scratch that could or could not infect him. A lot of tense moments and jumpscares and Leader killing a lot of zombies
Sims was pure chaos and they got a teen locked in their basement

>>33090809
>nothing major really happened yet
https://streamable.com/2ag4n0

>looking at the teamup schedule
>jesas altare streams a lot

>>33090988
Yep, unlike other talents...

>>33090988
He could stand to stream less and get more rest

Is it just me or was Zomboid Season 2 just more boring than last season?

>>33090988
Thanks for letting me know, I'll be sure to remind him to stream less

>>33091099
It's still the first episode. The longer they survive, the more impactful it will be when everything slowly goes to shit. Think of it as a domino effect.

>>33091099
Well, no one died.

axel zelda waiting room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yF72u_zUqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yF72u_zUqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yF72u_zUqs

>>33090988
You want less stream,i understando.Me will tell him stream less.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yF72u_zUqs

>>33091099
it's like a TTRPG campaign now it'll build up over time

>>33091099
I think is much much safer, but honestly things WILL go tits up eventually and we'll lose one of the boys. If altare ends up getting infected it will be interesting to see if he keeps it hidden or not, would make for some juicy zombo drama.

>princess magni
DRAWFAGS GET TO WORK

>>33091106
>>33091213
Who's the real Omega....

>>33091249
I'm expecting him to hide it just because it would make things more interesting.

>>33091284
The second is fake, Omega is fluent.

>>33091317
i hope the other boys don't read chat then, because for sure there will be pigeons

>>33091214
LETS GOOO

>>33091445
Pigeons?

>>33091496
people who tattle what one streamer says to other people. the japanese called them pigeons. I got used to calling them that too lol

>>33091099
The first season was very fast paced since Nowa died really early and panicking everyone since it was the last thing anyone expected.

>>33090551
Vesper is super submissive and crippled with a desperate need to be dominated by twinks and Carmen Sandiego-esque women. All Altare had to do was exert dominance and he rolled over instantly.

>>33090702
Nice

DINGO ON THE TELLY

good night /MANS/. we had some good streams today. enjoy your dingo

I just noticed that Tree Rat commented on Dingo’s cover

>>33091936
Dont you have a stream in 30 mins shoo shoo

>>33085274
The TRUE 5th Member of Tempus

MY FAVORITE DOCTOR GLADIATOR AND OTHER THINGS IS LIVE

Just a reminder that Mori is on topic here because she is now officially adopted by Tempus as one of the boys

Did you congratulate her for her 2nd anniversary /MANS/?

>>33092137
It's two years already? Damn. Time sure flies.

tempus boys: "we need at least one stream running at all the times of the day" poggu poggu

>>33092137
No because I hate all women equally
Be gone

>Axel keeps noticing my comments
we're all gonna make it bros, feels good.

>>33092137
MATING PRESS THE FEMBEAT

AXEL IS NOT INTO HAGS

HAGS DON'T LISTEN

my fucking sides his reaction was too good

MORI ON DINGO'S TELLY

>>33092137
Now you make me want to fap to her

>>33092137
That art is pure sex.
You get a pass for now.

Hags....my weakness..

>>33092183
>>33092198
>>33092232
>>33092296
>>33092299
Retards! That's a genshin character not Mori! You fell for my shitpost!

Im now convince the deadbeat posting Mori shit here over and over is actually Mori herself.

>>33092343
I know, I'm still going to fuck you fembeat.

>>33092343
Oh.

>>33092355
>>33092343
MORI PLEASE LET ME MATING PRESS YOU

>>33092343
If I see a pink looking woman thumbnail I don’t even bother clicking

>>33092343
I did not acknowledge the art as Mori.
*cums on you*

>>33092343
I was talking about the two-year thing. I didn't even bother to check if it was actually Mori.

>give me your meat
Well you heard Axel /MANS/...

hee hee ha ha

>>33092451
I don't have meat...

>>33091099
It will never happen, only because I don’t think any of the girls would be interested, but I would fucking love a mass Hololive/Holostar EN Zomboid collab with PVP on. And I’d want them to play up a dramatic story of surviving, all with the essentials of drama, friendships, betrayals, the whole fucking shabang. I could just imagine Mumei and Altare hunting down EN members for materials, Vesper and Ame and a few others trying to hunt them down to end their murderous rampage only for them to come out of their gunfight all fucked up wirh at least 2+ dead EN members. I just want some Walking Dead kino.

It would need proximity chat though. Don’t know if that would work at all.

>give me your seed

>give me your seed
Well you heard Axel /MANS/

>>33086826
Because of the crazy unicorns who hate the boys. If a Holopro thread were created, it would be pure chaos.

>give me your meat
>give me your seed
why is he so horny today?

>>33092619
>>33092618

>>33092642
i want to know what he was thinking before

>>33092642
Nowa, go back and fulfill that 8-hour sleep.

I love Tempus!!!!

https://streamable.com/2ag4n0

>>33087068
/hlgg/ is for Hololive only.

>>33092655
Zeta streaming in a few mins

>>33092657
eh, not a fan of the abusive angle. I'm more of a vanilla guy.

Im confused is it Vespers birthday?

>Aniki
:(

>>33092767
he's just a little guy!

>>33092712
I bet Zeta is mad at all the attention Axel is giving Nodoka. Zeta might actually rape him off stream.

>>33092793
tfw axel is too young to even know about Aniki.... :(

>>33092793
I miss him too bro

>>33092451
>>33092618
>>33092619
>>33092655

hee hee ha ha

Question, do they not have Mario perms? Has anyone from both Hololive and Holopro played Mario?

>>33092793
ANIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I hope they are canonically referred to as "Hee hee ha has" in BOTW2

>>33092888
Please tell me you’re joking

Axel slaying deadbeats live on stream

I thinks this stream will be easier to get axel's gift. If u not u are the most unlucky person

>>33092888
>he doesnt know
mama mia...

>>33092948
I have a memory of a goldfish, that why I'm asking.

>>33092954
Hi, I'm the most unlucky person. Still waiting on that gifted sub...

>>33092972
Ohhh

>>33092980
The company has had blanket nintendo perms since 2020 therefore they also have mario perms. How do you not fucking know this?

>>33089572
Not an Axelyume either, though I wouldn’t mind having his babies (//∇//)

>>33089572
>>33093051
this is how it starts

>>33093012
Theres already 30 gifted sub, you still dont get it...

>>33093035
Hey man, chill. The games that I often see are either Mario Kart or Mario Party. I didn't know if they can play Mario games.

>>33093012
Chat more anon, the more you chat the more your chances go up.

>>33085313
Fuck off Cris

>>33093078
Yeah I'm just very unfortunate I suppose.

>>33093097
I've been chatting. I did just make my account a normal account from a branded account so I don't know if that's affecting it or not. I have gifting on at least

I'm not even watching him
I'm watching Bossu . . .

>>33093156
>>33093164
MORE PROOF THAT YOU ARE THE MOST UNLUCKY PERSON

I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL I LOVE AXEL

>>33093201
Focus on your stream, Zeta

>>33093201
>>33093238
Plot twist: it was nodoka pretending to be zeta all along

>>33093196
IT'S NOT FAIR. I'll pay the dingo once I get a job T.T

>>33093238
Step down anon. Your cat-dog ship ain't going to sail.

>>33093088
They can play any mario game they want but most of them play the switch port. For some holostars examples, shien played sunshine, 64, and origami king while oga used to play super mario 35

>>33093201
>>33093238
Need a Zeta edit of this

>>33093302
naruhodo.

ZA CHADDO

>>33093282
did you get it?

ZA CHADO

>>33093326
Man, using condoms feels weird.

Axel thanking every membership n supachat really makes me want to spoil him

>>33093356
No anon. I haven't gotten it this whole stream. In a sea of greens, I'm the lone grey.

>>33093400
Do it. He deserves it.

>>33093400
fuck. same. i want to spoil him so fucking bad and see him cry!

>>33093400
He even reads and thanks blue superchats and tier 1 memberships. He's a good grooomer.

Axel: 1k Members
Vesper: ??? Members
Magni: ??? Members
Altare: 1.5k Members

Is this right?

>>33093412
welp too bad i gifted a few just to see if you would get it. better luck next time, buddy

>>33093447

How much will you bet that axel cant do this puzzle

>>33093478
Based anon. I respect the gifting. I'll see you guys on the other side at some point.

I was supposed to watch the sims4 vod for 10 minutes while i eat, and just ended up watching the entire thing. The boys are too good.

>>33093412
it's alright anon, i've been here the whole time too,
wanna lie down with me for a while ?

Oh god, I see more greens than greys... What is this?

>>33093475
Axel already got almost 2k members, altare n magni more than 2k. Vesper has more than 3k

>>33093492
APOLOGIZE

>>33093400
he sounds really genuine when thanking them too. he's too cute

>>33093492
AKA SUPACHAT HIM RN YOU DOUBTER

>>33093492
he has a good game sense so i wouldnt bet against him

Brehs... Axel ain't bad. I feel like he just needs his winning son clip moment.

>>33093564
Fck i was busy shitposting n he already solve it. Did axelotls helped him

>>33093532
Ah alright then.

>>33091276
I'll try but I won't promise anything good. If I don't come up with a nice dress for him to wear I might just stuff him in Princess Peach's dress.

How do you know? Did they mention it or is there a place that tells you?

>>33093529
it's easy to get one from his stream with all this member-gifting spamming.

>>33093526
Hopefully we get it soon anon. So many waves, yet we lay in the snow waiting our turn.

HE MISSED US

>>33093638
Sorry this was for>>33093532

Does Axel have the most generous fanbase? I see plenty of different people gifting subs unlike the same 2 or 3 people gifting.

>Axel is still ballin'

>>33093644
>>33093478
>>33093412
I GOT MEMBERSHIP. LETS GOOOO

Please unlucky anon, do say that u got it

>>33093665
Nice.

>>33093665
Congrats, new chad

The gifted memberships is just the 2 dollar tier right?

Has anyone gotten a 100 dollar membership to the boys yet?

>this is Axel's average viewer
I'm not gonna make it bros ;_;

>>33093696
Nope, $5 tier

>>33093696
Nope its the 5 dollar one

>>33093696
it's the 5$ tier

Axel still goes out with friends to play basketball?

>>33093696
gifted members are the 5 dollar tier

>>33093660
chat reflects the streamer, and axel is very genuine and appreciative, cute dingo

>>33093705
Don't worry, maybe he likes them homely

>>33093701
All of them have some. Just now theres a za chado for axel

>>33093718
Axel still goes out with friends (his girlfriend) to play basketball (have unprotected sex)

>>33093665
congrats anon!

Finally catching up on the Sims 4 stream and this basically what ends up happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ncJ6ciGyM

>>33093589
Isn’t his nodoka thing his winning son moment though?

Everytime Axel gets all proud of himself for finding a little hee hee ha ha guy, I wanna pet him so bad

>>33093705
no...

>>33093745
yeah me

>>33093734
Hes loyal to zeta

>>33093745
It's okay, like basketball only the ball goes in, so it's not too bad

>>33093797
you mean Nodoka

>>33093683
I fucking love this emote

there are more zeta mentions here than in /hlgg/ and she's currently streaming

>>33093705
>doxxing Zeta
How lower can we get?

>>33093848
the lightsticks and the pog emote are my favorite ones

>>33093728
>>33093713
>>33093709
>>33093708
Oh damn, congrats to everyone who got gifted.

>>33093859
That’s not really her is it?

>>33088852
Based.
I'm having trouble deciding on either Axel or Nowa's shirt, I'll probably go for Axel

zetaxel

https://twitter.com/lawzanid/status/1569587522094911488/

JESUS Axel...

hee hee haw haw

Ara Ara is back!

3 membership gift get
1 to go

>>33093983
I think you posted the wrong pic. I gotchu bud

UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>33094058
You'll join me soon brother. All of these were gifted.

>>33094096
Ara ara boya~

>chat trying to corrupt Axel

>>33093983
bottom leader should be a thing, but I rarely see it. TOT cry in fujo

>>33094086
GOD I wish that were me

>>33094127
he's an easy grooming target

>>33094127
That's on you fujochan

>>33094086
anon can i have the source... legit dying this is so cute

A friendly reminder.