/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33053548
kek
TNGchuuba when

what's with the star trek posting lately
did i miss something?

Tell me Captain, if the Federation is so great, why does Hololive collab wtth Homostars?

Again from the top, how many members of Gen 3 are there?

THERE ARE... FIVE MEMBERS IN JP GEN 5!!!

>>33053658
Its a good show.

RUSHIA... AND MIKO... ON GTA V...

TNG IS SO GOOD!! fuck

Computer, create a simulation of Mori Calliope after an 8 hour taco binge, place us in a transparent sealed 3x3 box.

Disengage safety profocols

I'm trying to run a business here! The whole point of having the fee-males around is that you can pay to look at them! This whole "co-ed" craze is a ploy to run me out of business! My cousin Gaila never allowed them to ew... actually intermingle with guys that weren't paying them latinum to begin with, and look at him! He has his own moon now!

Please zap me to another dimension where Holostars don't exist but everything else is the same.

>>33054100
Pekora, when the missiles fell.
Miko, her eyes red.
Mio's children, their faces wet.

All it cost for long-term stability in my company was exiting out of a lucrative market, and losing one of my biggest earners almost a year later. And the most damning thing about it is... I think I can live with it.

>(the last Teammate)

Christ this is an excellent thread

>>33054780
I'd argue O'Brien is a Kronie, but considering how Keiko is a bitch yeah him being a Teammate makes more sense.

>>33056904
it's okay because Keiko is cute

Gul Dukat is a Deadbeat

>>33054642
Yagoo executes a falseflag that implicates Niji in the graduation of a top Noripro talent, ensuring their alliance

Voyager is underrated

THAT KIZUNA AI IS A FAAAAAAAAKE

>>33057269
>If it wasn't Mori it would've been someone worse! Someone who wouldn't have been as merciful to the unicorns as her

>>33057269
>secretly in love with kiara nerys

>>33056904
Consider the following...
O'Brien x Bashir = Kronie
O'Brien x Keiko = Teammate

B'lana Toblerone...

>>33058980
Manlet..

>>33057957
>Garak is constantly warning Bashir that Kronii is somehow an expert manipulator and he's too infatuated to notice but he's also only a clip watcher

I hope vesper gets the boys to play bridge crew someday

I'm glad she's an indie now, but I miss her old persona...

>>33057639
>You just don't get it do you? The yabs never end.

>>33058021
Bologna...

>>33054038
Attention KFP employees...you're little shits

I HAVE TO JOIN HOLOSTARS BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE MY FATHER!

MY FATHER IS A BRILLIANT INDIE, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE LOBES TO BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A 2 VIEW... AND NEITHER DO I.

>>33060694
Q's oshii would be hachaama wouldn't it?

Yagoo = Jean-Luc Picard
Lui = William Riker
Roboco = Data
Suisei = Lore
Aki = Geordi La Forge
Noel = Worf
Mio = Beverly Crusher
Laplus = Wesley Crusher
Mel = Deanna Troi
Marine = Lwaxana Troi
Pekora = Q
Subaru = Miles O'Brien
Choco = Julian Bashir
Okayu = Jadzia Dax
Towa = Quark
Aqua = Rom
Nene = Neelix

>You can deny me all you want, but you cannot deny that this rrat exists. That male chuba. That off-collab. That passionate sex. It all exists in here. In my mind. I created it, and every one of you know it! You read it! It's here! Do you know what I'm telling you? You can delete a thread, but you cannot destroy a rrat! Don't you understand? That's ancient knowledge. You cannot...destroy...a rrat! That yab....I created it, and it's REEEAL! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! IT IS REEEAL! I CREATED IT AND IT'S REEAL!

>>33062661
>Nene = Neelix
Bruh

>>33062661
AHOOOOOOOOOOOY

>>33062928
Neelix is goofy, immature, colorful, boisterous, friendly and optimistic. He dresses how Nene's screen looks.

/#/ posting has changed...

Why are you Kronies so clingy to me? I don't understand.

The first duty of every Hololive talent is to the fans, whether it's gachikoi fans, reddit fans, or normalfag fans! It is the guiding principle in which Hololive is based! If you can't find it within yourself to respect your fans, you don't deserve to wear that idol costume.

>>33063521

>There must be thousands of them.
>Hundreds of thousands.
>1,771,561. That's assuming one anti, multiplying with an average litter of 10, producing a new generation every 12 hours over a period of three days.
>And that's assuming that they got here three days ago.
>And allowing for the amount of rrats consumed and the volume of the yabs ingested.

>>33062661
Rushia = Jadzia Dax
Mikeneko = Dax Symbiote
Nazuna = Ezri Dax

>Pursuant to paragraph one thousand two hundred and ninety, I hereby formally request third party arbitration of our dispute.
>You have the right.
>Furthermore, pursuant to subsection D three, I name Ayame to arbitrate.
>Ayame?
>Unfortunately, she is currently in her hibernation cycle, However, she will awaken in six months, at which time we can get this matter settled. Now, do you want to wait or give me my three weeks?

>>33067379
Sana = Tasha Yar. Both died in the first season.

>>33067379
I didn't realize how well this fits, given the GFE thing

>jadzia was real girlfriend material
>symbiote just sorta exists
>ezri is too cute be taken seriously as a girlfriend

>>33053642
Vesper is a massive Trek fan. Likely he also likes FTL

>>33069299
didn't he even stream FTL pretty recently?

And now I'm hoping one of the Tempus anniversary streams (when we get there) is them basically doing a star trek episode.

>>33069299
Based

>Quark: I want you to watch someone.
>Garak: Who is it?
>Quark: It's a NijiEn vtuber. He's called Vox.
>Garak: Ehh, I don't know....
>Quark: Cmon, aren't you just a little bi-curious?

Garak: (watches)

>>33071570
Just a simple casual fan

>>33054465

And yet, even the Butt-Heads managed to change by the end of DS9. Maybe there is hope for the Unicorns.

>I will not sacrifice our seisoness. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They lewd our streams and we fall back. They ero entire collabs and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done!

>>33053548

3/4 of episodes of TNG would have ended with a Federation victory in 30 seconds if they made the damn Enterprise D fire at each thing like it did when first encountering the borg cube. Romulan bird of prey? Gone. Klingon bird of prey? Gone. Random ship of alien hostile species of the week? Gone. Random spatial creature? Gone... then they would really leave the Federation alone.

Instead they fire one phaser at half power and wonder why the shields are dropping fast as the enemy see them as weak and decide to go all in firing at the Ent-D.

Best episode the Nebula class captain shredding Cardassian shit ships from 300.000 km.

sorry for the spergout

Also Riker for fucks sake, become a gardener or something, commanding space ships is out of your league.

>>33073085
>Romulan bird of prey? Gone.
lol no. Not with the Enterprise D.

>>33057805
>secretly
he tried very hard lol

>>33067497
10/10

>>33054038
Imagine working years for star fleet and you get killed by a random phaser blast from a dormant security system.
Why do the extras get killed in such demeaning ways?

Hmmmm. Let me guess, Quark; The scary "unicorns" were hounding your oshi again?

You don't understand HololiveEN.
We mean you no harm.
HolostarEN seeks peaceful coexistence!

>>33057805
Fuck I didn't even make that connection when I made that post, kek

SANA LOOK OUT

>>33062661
>>33063046
>Marine = Lwaxana Troi

Majel Barrett was Gene Roddenberry's wife, involved in every Star Trek production. Besides Lwaxana she played the original second-in-command while Star Trek was still a pilot, as well as the computer voice in every episode.

Make her A-chan.

>>33075761
Why is Sana in the Dahmer barrel?

When diplomacy fails, there's only one alternative. Violence. Force must be applied without apology. It's the Usaken way.

What would be the vtuber equivalent of when Star Trek went for Models to CG?

>>33076184
Earlier Holofes to Present Holofes

>>33076018
That's Majel Barrett, not Lwaxana Troi, who was a horny baba and perfect for Marine.

>>33076184
It's a 3D debut, literally.

>>33062661
>Mel = Deanna Troi

I wish she went back to her Banpire ways.

I lack a caption for this.

>>33076759
The reason why there is no HoloES or NijiES.

>>33076759
>Yagoo doing nothing while Marine dances on his dreams.

>>33073559
D'deridex are a failure as big as they are. And honestly, they are hollow, the actual surface of the ship is enormous but the actual space is shitty in relation to it, which means that those shield generators have a shiton of area to cover for no real reason ...well, the reason being that they tried some different power source than a warp core and needed them to be big to be able to use said power core, which by the way never used again on a ship because it was crappy as the ship on which it was used. Also you seem to forget the episode where they actually try to ambush the Ent-D with three of those because one would get shit canned as the piece of crap they are , two means that at best they lose one and the other has to go to the scrapyard after, so three is the only number that assured the survival of the Romulan commander. Just think about how bad it was for the Romulans that two shittier klingon birds of prey made the Romulans go home in the situation because those two ships meant that the Ent-D would be able to focus on one for awhile...meaning making it go boom before the ENT-D shields are even fully depleted.

In fact, look at the same image you have posted... semioficially(because there aren't primary canon sources, only secondary canon sources) the Galaxy class has a gross tonnage bigger(by not much) than a D'deridex. Which means that ship is hollow as a damn potato snack and that size difference is a fucking mirage.

>>33076090
Tell me youre joking and that you remember the barrel that injures worfs back and almost make him commit ritual suicide

>>33076759
>something something Coco

>>33077230
Not him but don't worry anon, I got the reference. He has NO honor.

>>33063521
Nah, Neelix is Bae.

>>33077637
Bae's the autistic augments from DS9 combined together.

Konkanata!

>>33077637
Species 8472 was bae

>>33078872
Fuck me I was trying to think of a parallel between HL and Martiza, thanks for doing that for me, anon.

>Weyoun: VShojo and HoloEN? All this talk of idols strikes me as nothing more than western thot nonsense.
>Damar: You believe that HoloJP are idols, don't you?
>Weyoun: That's different.
>Damar: [laughs] In what way?
>Weyoun: HoloJP ARE idols.

>>33054465
kek

>>33079021
Based JPchad Weyoun

>>33078872
Kek

>Has it ever occurred to you that you believe Hololive are idols because that's what they want you to believe? That they pushed you down the rabbit hole?
>Of course they did. That's what idols do. After all, why be an idol if there's no one to worship you?

>Rushia has left Hololive.
>We think we've come so far. The illicit procurement of gear, the harassment of the unwell, it's all ancient history. Then, before you can blink an eye, it suddenly threatens to start all over again.
>I believed in her. I supa'd her. I did not see what she was.
>Mister Fandead, villains who wear twirl their moustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good earnings are well camouflaged.

>>33075761
Kek

I said FA Q

>With the first Holostars @, the cuck is forged.
>The first discord dm revealed,
>the first collab permitted,
>the first genuine laugh heard cucks us all irrevocably.

>>33085298
Tempus debuts and we fall back, our oshis tweet at Tempus and we fall back. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!

>>33069299
He said the most memorable episode for him was when this virus turned everybody into furries and one guy a scaley (or it might have been the opposite I have never watched star trek)

>the twitterfags found this thread

>>33077948
The Augments are more like Kronii when her kayfabe breaks.
Find a copy of the twitter space she had today and you'll understand.

>>33085669
That sounds like an Enterprise episode I kind of know about, or the one Voyager episode where Paris and Janeway fuck as lizards.

>>33075761
fucking lol

>>33067703
We're really getting Sana's daughter in Niji in a few years, aren't we?

>Flare: Stop calling me dark elf! I am half elf!

>>33075761
>worfbane
KEK

>>33085669
>>33086120
I think that's Genesis from Season 7 of TNG? With Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome?

>>33087483
t. orres, B'Elanna

>>33087658
Speaking of Lieutenant Broccoli

>>33088051
Did you just compare Ame to fuckin Wil Wheaton?

>>33088198
No, Reginald Barclay, the smart guy with asperger's syndrome.

>>33088316
I don't think Ame has assburgers.

Far and away the best thread on /vt/ in months

>>33088441
Singlehandedly helping me stay on this garbage board for even longer. Glad to see so many other knowledgeable folks in the thread.

>>33088397
We'll find out if she's sociopath if she invites Kronii to the worms collab though.

>>33085650
>The day Fauna announces a Tempus collab

Outrageously Chad Okono could be your best friend while fucking your sister and you wouldn't mind.

Hallorobo!

>>33088610
Right? It's comforting to know that it isn't just me and a million Adderall-fueled teenagers on this board at any given moment

>>33053548
Thats also our universe on a few months

>Make bait thread
>get tons of (You)s

>>33090193
Best thread on the board.

I can't believe Data was a Deadbeat all this time

>You are not a cute zombie girl!
>Ollie: AH, BUT I AM!

>Just found out season 3 of the Orville is out.
>It's only on Hulu
Fuck. Remember the old days when TV shows were on TV and 4chan did wachalongs of those?
Okay watching vtubers streams are like watch alongs too, but I still miss watching shows live with 4chan.

>>33090998
The Orville threads on /tv/ weren't as entertaining with season 3 since nobody was watching it at the same time. Just watchseries it.
Other than that moving to Hulu was great for the Orville, they could do away with the usual run time and go as long as they wanted for each episode. Some episodes were just legit movies on their own.

>>33088610
>>33089421
That's what happens when Reddit, Tumblr, and the other cancer sites invaded 4chan. 4chan back then had a lot more fun shit posting (except for /v/ since it was the first board to get invaded by shills), now most of 4chan is nothing but shilling and other cancerous shit.

>>33090998
>>33091103
At least The Orville is up on Disney+ as well, if you subscribe to that service shit for some reason there's always "those" sites and a good vpn

>>33092052
>4chan back then had a lot more fun shit posting (except for /v/ since it was the first board to get invaded by shills), now most of 4chan is nothing but shilling and other cancerous shit.
I know man. I straight up left around 2015 because I just wasn't having fun here anymore, but I came back in 2019.

>>33092052
>vpn
literately just use ublock and watchseries, why would you need a vpn

>>33088750
...Deactivate safety protocols

>>33091103
That's the big problem, you can only do a proper watchalong when it's on TV and not a streaming site so everyone is naturally synced up.

>>33092052
>>33092129
ISPs are fucking insane in tracking you. I just downloaded a torrent file for The Last Airbender for the IRyS/Kronii watchalong. I didn't even start it either and I got a text from my ISP warning me about it. For a 10 year old shitshow of a movie.
I used the torrent anyway because fuck'em.

>>33092339
>That's the big problem, you can only do a proper watchalong when it's on TV and not a streaming site so everyone is naturally synced up.
I know. That was my point. You don't need to tell me that point. I've already expressed it.

>>33054355
they'll be cleaning that holodeck for weeks
and the smell will linger for months

>>33090303
Nah he just watched Discovery

>You are attempting to manufacture triumph where none exists. The score is 300-299.

Captain, it is highly illogical to watch Hololive English streams when Hololive JP exists

Oh, you never saw Hololive at its peak. For an idol agency, it was the very model of order and efficiency! And why? For that, you have to look to the top! TO ME! My word, my every glance was law!

>>33054482
Sorry this is the best you get

>Tom my oshi got a girlfriend
>What is that so bad Harry? Don't you just watch her for entertainment?
>I'm being cucked Tom!
https://youtu.be/vhPYrk1yTFc

>>33054100
kek

>>33096816
There was no bad Cardassian actor. I still wonder how they did it.

>>33101444
Bajoran falseflag