/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33024139
ACTUAL LAST THREAD >>33015139
GOMEN MISTAKE

thanks for the fast bread!
i want to hug axel.. he seems like he gives fantastic secure hugs.

>>33024167
Why would you fuck up linking to the last thread? Are you fat? Probably a lonely loser, too.

>>33024197
STOP YOU'RE TURNING ME ON, ANON
IM STILL EATING MY DIUNNER DAMN IT

I MISS AXEL N NO STREAM ANY MORE TONIGHT. GET A GOOD REST DINGO

Fast and efficient. Just how I like it. Are you all excited for the big tournament on Friday?

>>33024139
The TRUE 5th Member of TEMPUS

>>33024233
You're eating /that/ for dinner? Guess you are a fatso. Skip dinner, wake up thinner.

So is Leader grooming Nowa in spore?

>>33024233
Guess you need to stop eating now.

>>33024324
>Spore

Wait. The Spore Arc isn't over?

No BOTW :(
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1569293107057029121?t=ZuJe8ai6MmwoNLRK0EesZA&s=19

>>33024285

>>33024388
DAMMIT!

>>33024379
Never will be

>>33024308
>>33024358
leader...

>>33024388

I LOVE UNCLE NOWA!!

>>33024388
I'm going to kill myself

>>33024388
nyooooo... who will i watch now? uu... i miss my hubby...

>>33024465
>Another couple of double streams this week

Leader... Your health...

>>33024465
1000 PART SPORE PLAYTHROUGH IKZ

my husband axel... I WANT TO FUCK AXEL
please axel is so cute my husband axel is so cute axel kun sex axel sex with axel i'd like some more syrios axel sex with axel syrios axel my husband cute is so axel husband

>>33024593
axel syrios is for singing and fucking! (both ways!!!)

>>33024593
>>33024637
Why are FemAxelotls like this...

>>33024388
Wait, was he supposed to stream again or is something happening?

>>33024700
>FemAxelotls
Brother, I'm a grown man with two hairy balls and a small cock. I want to be Axel's husband and fuck this dumb pretty boy until he's begging for mercy.

>>33024465
>5 double streams in a week
how has he not burnt out yet...

Do you think leader is /here/ deliberately says things to set off his fellow schizos?

>>33024750
Post your two hairy balls and small cock with timestamp.

>>33024775
Honestly they probably get paid to stay off 4chan

>>33024761
He is already on fire
>>33024775
He’s /here/ setting off every schizo on /vt/
Kronies are fighting among themselves again right now, pretty sure Leader called them fat

Remember Axelotls,

Axel is great for one-night stands but never as a boyfriend/husband.

Why? Exhibit A:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfjRwhNJXP0

i want leader to beat me up and gaslight me that he did it out of love...

>>33024858
I can fix him

>>33024858
You fool. You absolute fucking fool, I love that about him and I will slide a ring on his finger, say my vows to him at the altar and live a wonderful life with my retarded husband.

>>33024858
Hes just dumb tho, he literally join basketball to impress his crush. Imagine what other things he will do just to make u (his wife) happy. For that i rest my case, axel is good hubby

>>33024938
>Read this in Vesper’s voice
Uhhhhh what are you doing /here/, let alone this early?

>>33025032
>Read this in Vesper’s voice
I told you guys! Brainwashing theory is real!

>>33024285
Why so many plate if it's just 5 people eating?

>>33025195
They are mans

>>33025093
>Read this in Axel's Voice
Ayo?

>>33024881
Leader would be the best at this desu. You wrong him? He acts cruel and downright awful to you for a few days, being snappy and making you walk on metaphorical eggshells until he finally "caves" when you apologize for the 400th time that week. He'd snap at you for apologizing, smacking you so hard that you're dizzy and yell at you for "not doing the right thing when you know better." before picking you up in his arms and comforting you as you sob. He'd whisper to you that he was just teaching you a lesson, that you needed to learn the right thing and that this was all in the name of love. Leader loves you, even if he slaps, kicks, or beats you, it's just apart of his love.

>>33025032
>>33025232
this truely is a schizo thread

>>33025195
Notice how there are 4 vacant chairs. They'll update the picture once StarsEN2 roll in

Where's the commandments?
I know the guy who made it is a Tempus anti now but we should still put it up to dissuade the shitposters

I think I have everything down to a science now. I jerk it to my oshi and watch her stream for a bit and then fuck off to go hang with the boys. Life is better this way.

>>33025364
3 vacant

>>33025400
>I know the guy who made it is a Tempus anti now
How the fuck do you know that?

>>33025400
>anti tempus now
What happened

>>33025400
>I know the guy who made it is a Tempus anti now
proof?

>>33025032
>>33025093
>>33025232
EVERYONE CALLED ME A SCHIZO WHEN I SAID I READ CERTAIN POSTS WITH THE BOYS' VOICES IN MY HEAD, IM NOT FUCKING INSANE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT TOO LOOK
IM NOT A SCHIZO

I found this funny for me.

>>33025650
Kek

>>33025528
Sorry, but no chair for Magni.
I'm not gonna make a joke about him sitting on cocks instead

>>33025400
>believing the schizo Kronie pushing the daph bullshit
Tourist chama…
Next you are gonna ask what the details for our IRC server is to discuss raids are.

>>33025268
jesus christ anon knowing we were given a taste with that in his mk8 stream...its a high chance actually does it for real...UOOOH CRUEL AND GASLIGHT-Y LEADER UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>33025650
Lmao
That should be the OP for next thread

Any soundposts from the doubter intro of magni?

>>33025650
Kek it's some Reddit guy ranting on 4chan because he got banned from the Hololive reddit.

>>33024858
If you look at the concept art for Guild Tempus. There are in fact, 10 chairs.

>>33025400
There is no room for traitors. It's up to (Me) now.

>>33025268
Oh god I wanna write a fanfic about this now..

>>33025938
kek link to his account

>>33025792
I will.
His ass is too sore from taking Dingo's knot and Leader's thick cock all night.

>>33025938
>Reddit
Sweet, we don't want redditors here, they all deserve the rope

>>33025835
Imagine how tense the air would feel when he gets done streaming and leaves his room. He wants food to be prepared for him, it has to be to his tastes and it has to be warm and perfect. Imagine waiting for his reaction because he refuses to let you eat at the same time as him, he only gives you permission when he's done eating. You have to stand next to him and wait patiently.

>>33025650
kek they went to the catalog to rant because they know no one will bite here

>>33025938
Why he got banned? lmao

>>33026106
H-HOT

>>33025400
>posts about himself because no one gave his bait thread attention
Kek

i dont give a shit about what catalog says, but i find funny how none of them can find anything negative to say about axel because he's just too fucking dumb for drama

>>33025938
qrd?

>>33025938
post proof

>>33026211
That's what made me fucking kek, our dingo is just so retarded that you can't really find anything negative about him besides being a retard

to that magni cockwarming anon, thanks, I've been thinking about it all day probably, right next to vom magni how much space it's taken up in my brain rn

>>33026211
They even get in on the Axel Nodoka Zeta Love Triangle NTR posting
fucking hypocrites lmao

>>33026211
Retarded chuubas tend to be immune from drama or schizoposts aimed specifically at them

>>33026106
omg thank you Anon...

What if you accidentally made a loud noise while trying to cook him dinner and it interrupted his stream... I wanna get beaten up by Leader!

>>33026106
imagine the silence, he stands up and throws the plate to your face because he's not satisfied with what you made so you have to cook it again, better this time...

>>33026440
Thanks, I wrote both of those. Now imagine vomiting Magni while cockwarming you. It's just too much, he's too full from consuming magmites all day and your dick is pressing up in his tummy, it's only a matter of time before he vomits while on stream. But when he vomits? His insides squeeze so perfectly, everytime he gags, he's unintentionally milking your cock.

>>33026106
What is this diabolik lovers

Why are altventurers so batshit insane?

Magni strikes me as someone that was into homestuck.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANNA FUCK AXEL SO BAD.I WANNA SUCK ON HIS DOG BONE LIKE A POPSICLE
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HIS ABS. I WANT HIM TO PUMP HIS LOVE JUICE IN MY RUMP EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT
I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK AXEL SOOOOOOOOO BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANT HIM TO BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS FROM HIS MASSIVE CANINE DICK, AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DONUT WITH HIS CUM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
PLEASE.
I WANNA FUCK AXEL. I WANNA FUCK AXEL. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT HIS MUTT COCK.
PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY. BUT WHEN I SEE AXEL I CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK AXEL. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT AXEL
HELP ME. FUCK. AXEL.
I'M SO HORNY FOR GLADIATOR COOOOOOCK. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD
IMAGINE BEING HIS CHAIR AND FEELING HIS BUTT AND THIGHS PRESSING AGAINST YOU. I WOULD BE BURSTING WATERFALLS EVERY TIME I FELT HIM AGAINST ME
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA FUCK THE DINGO.
I WANNA FUCK THE DINGO.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33026440
>>33026633
Ayo link?

>the supposed bait thread is getting more traction than /MANS/

uhmm... guys? don't tell me they agree with him

>>33026699
Conditioned.

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>33026699
fanbase reflects streamer

>>33026773
finally

>>33026699
blame leader

>>33024273
>Fast and efficient. Just how I like it
Yeah too bad you aren't any of the two

>>33024750
This reads like a woman larping

I know vesper mentioned trying out trpg with tempus but do you think they’ll ever try a call of cthulu or murder mystery scenario?

>>33026773
AMEN

>>33026763
We hijacked it
the schizo OP abandoned ship
Dominance Asserted

I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33026699
like oshi like fans

>>33026773
Amen

>>33026633
THANK YOU AGAIN ANON.... I love to imagine his face after all that, overstimulated, tired, helpless... Eyes red and puffy from crying and mouth hanging open with a faraway look in his pretty golden eyes. And his tummy feeling full again with all the cum he's milked out of you.

>>33026699
Cause they are sad and super fat

>>33026440
Oh, I'm the vomit Magni guy. Inn't it good? Now think about Axel pinning him down by the neck feeling the bulge of his cock taking up all the space in his tight throat. Magni's suffocating and sobbing, but Axel's just chasing release. He bottoms out and cums, it comes right back up and Magni's got white frothy stomach bile coming out his nose and the sides of his mouth. It's ok tho cause he's an M and came inside his pants.
/_\b <33

>>33026763
I switched oshis from leader to axel. I don’t hate him, but I don’t like him as much as I used to.

Wait. We don't make criticism of the boys? Really? Is /MANS/ secretly a hugbox?

>>33026897
I hope they do, StarsJP plays those, in fact CoC is the game that is synonymous with "TTRPGs" in Japan and not DnD.

>>33026794
kek indeed, for the other boys as well
>magni
like that one anon said, magni was being a greedy jew on stream so he got stingy jews for a fanbase in return (e.g. second highest on membership stream but the least gifted membership)
>nowa
boomer with a boomer fanbase
>axel
retard with a retarded fanbase (see yesterday's thread)

>>33027054
yes, now shoo shoo

>>33027065
thought that was corruption of champions for a sec

>>33026942
saved

>>33027054
It is unironically.

>>33027054
Ofc we do, but we try to be respectful since we know that the boys are working hard to improve.

>>33027147
Don't worry I thought that too when I first read CoC fellow coombrain

>>33026603
How dare you make noise? You try to explain tearfully to Altare that you can't cut chicken bones quietly, but he isn't having it. He'd grab your hair and even hold the knife up to your stomach because he's so angry, angry that youーto himーdeliberately went against his rules. During stream hours, there's naught a peep to be heard from you or your actions, but you did it anyways. While you're crying and sobbing, he'll probably get bored and leave you alone again, traumatized and shaken up as you start to make dinner once more.
>>33026609
Cook it again, but better. He also wants it fast otherwise he'll beat you for being too slow. Leader is cruel, but when you do things right for once, he'd shower you in such love and praises, hell, he might even let you sleep in his bed. Just be good and do the best you can for Leader so he doesn't have to discipline you.

>>33027054
I constantly criticize leader on how he doesn't-
>*cums on you*

Stop your gay erp.

>>33027264
*cums on you*

>>33027041
vomanon i love you. it's also been getting to me how much of a humiliation and degradation fetish magni has, evident from the WWE stream. i know he'd love to be treated like just a tool for axel's pleasure to the point that it hurts. Not gonna lie I live for the idea of axel and leader spitroasting him, axel deep in his throat and leader violently fucking him, and he gags and pisses himself.

>>33027311
*snorts that cum*

>>33027264
I think I will cum in your boypussy while barebacking instead.

>>33027311
Post dick or GTFO

I miss screaming rrat anon, I wonder if he is fine

>>33027236
anon tysm
im ngmi this is too good ....AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>33027054
People were literally criticizing Leader for the fat remarks and graduation jokes a few threads ago, and some people are still hung up on the whole daph thing. It's not that /mans/ is a hugbox, it's more like people here aren't dramaniggers and move on quickly from stupid shit that a majority of their viewers are going to forget in a few days anyways.

Wow everyone just left the thread huh, it seems you guys really like talking to chuds.
Everyone who keeps replying in the other thread shouldn't come back, you baitposters aren't needed here

>>33027264
*cums inside your butthole and licks the brownish white sticky fluid leaking out of it clean*

I miss...my papa...

>>33027398
When did leader call someone fat again? Was it during the mario kart stream?

>>33027412
it's smokescreen man, besides, the ones over there are larping as /MANS/cholars

Please spoiler your hornypostings I just fapped and don't want to get hard again

>>33027412
*cums on you*

>>33027508
no anon
we get horny together, no /MANS/ left behind

>>33027398
Critizing much. You guys literally said leadah is hot doing it.

>>33026752
AYOOOOOOOOO I SAID LIIIIIINK
please

>>33027483
Yes, even then it was more the implication of the cheater having a sad life meaning he's probably fat too.

Gonna have to unmember Altare for attacking that fan, that was fucked up. Even if he did apologize, dude needs to work on his anger issues.

What a sudden shift. Are we getting raided right now? This is happening a bit too convenient.

>>33027508
What, you don't want to get hard over how tight Axel's clothes are? They're practically a second skin on his tight muscles, you can see everything. Imagine how flustered he'd look the moment you start feeling up his muscles, complimenting how big they are and how handsome of a guy he is.

>>33027398
>literally criticizing
anon (￣▽￣;)

>>33027637
post the naked version

vesper has severe senpai autism so he'll probably force the zomboid collab to wait until after myth's thing unless it somehow doesn't go over an hour

>>33027619
Well the OP did say there was a schizo thread

>>33027346 (me)
gonna add more on my pissmagni thoughts, the idea that he initally wasn't that receptive to the idea because he hates unclean things touching him, but leader schemes to make him love it through conditioning. leader makes sure he's too horny to relieve himself before they fuck, and presses on his bladder constantly until he ends up pissing himself in pleasure. From then on every now and again he can't help feeling a tinge of arousal whenever he needs to go, or imagining pissing himself again when he's about to cum. Leader keeps doing this until Magni's completely lost to the pleasure of pissing himself

g-guys? are we the faggots all along?

>>33027572
>>33027637
I'm already drained I just want to hang out as a bro now

It's always funny to see catalogniggers make bait threads with the boyz, calling them Tempiss, hoping for their graduation, etc. But unlike those yellow bugmen who made Coco graduate, they can't be arsed to even try harassing the boyz in any shape or form. In fact, I think only if Gura for some fucking reason collab with the boyz do some schizoid chumbuds will attempt to attack them, otherwise I feel like the boyz will be safe no matter what

>>33027683
>>33024637
Already did anon. Look at what's holding his clothes up ;)

>>33027710
I guess... Just very coincidental, you know?

>>33027619
Schizo was banned it seems, lots of [Deleted] across several threads involving the Kronii nothing burger. Must've gone to /hlgg/ or something

I can smell you, briskadettes

>>33027619
The bait thread reminded the bored people this general existed now they’re coming here

>>33027601
Oh ok. I just looked at the comments in the vod and looks like everything's all clear between leader and the one he talked about. Man... dramaniggers are something else.

They should do a manly stream with first of the northstar character design.

>>33027797
but im a kindred

Bros… are we really nothing but overly-emotional faggots?

>>33027797
No nijiniggers allowed here, anon

>>33027740
There are no guys here atm. Come back when a stream starts.
Don’t believe anyone who talks about having a dick.

>>33027719
Nice

>>33027465
>nowa in pantyhose
uncle ero...
>ywn have the satisfaction of ripping them open before going down on his cock

>>33027797
>briskadettes
i'm not terminally online. what the hell does this mean.

>>33027761
thank you, anon. this is very hot.

>>33027740
>all along
You just browse /mans/ at dead hour congratulation you're gay now.

>>33027740
>>33027844
larpers in the thread

>>33027907
Some NijiSEA fanbase

Why doesnt altare apologize from being a retarded n work on his anger management. His toxicity is not even funny, seeing the chat laugh when he talks clearly show his fans are toxic as well

>>33027740
>>33027844
Keep trying hun

>>33027817
I am bored, so I decided to check on this and anya -petra thread.

>>33027871
eh i honestly feel okay with anyone from any fanbase here as long as they don't derail the thread with off-topic posts about other chuubas

>>33027875
I want to draw Nowa Oji in fishnet stockings now. I already drew him with ass showing and getting creampied, but an old man with fishnets on is doing things to me.

>33027935
he literally did though?

>>33027935
Yeah, damn Altare was really toxic about it just like Ina, must be the Korean blood in them.

>>33027719
>Magni hates unclean things touching him
>Now can't survive the day without the sensation of leader's throbbing cock inserted in his windpipe, relaxing the gates of the urethra and unleashing his accumulated piss after drinking 1 gallon of pineapple juice
Uuuuùuuuuuu

>>33027982
>getting creampied
ayo? where's this wonderful image?

any tier 3 vesties here? i'm considering upgrading my membership to nowa, but are his community posts really worth it?

>>33027822
He said it, the person he accused said it wasn't them and then he apologised profusely to the chatter twice.

>>33028012
Anon the spoiler reps...

>>33027982
I'll suck your dick for free if you do, anon.

>33027935
>can't even thread read the main 4chan archive
lol
lmao

>>33028027
He just apologize for mistaking the user, it still doesnt excuse his toxicity

>>33027346
I love you too <33 I kiss you softly. Magni definitely wants to be used and abused - Leader being the best at that. Type of guy who would press down on Magni's stomach at the slightest indication that Magni has to piss. He want's to see it - wants his cute Dezmond to show him everything, because then he'd never forget leader.
Axel's pleasure comes first for him. He's a sweet guy, but ya know, he just can't help himself sometimes - gets too rough. Really likes using Magni's mouth but also thinks that his cunt is insane. Makes too many comments on how pathetic Magni looks while getting fucked.
These boys together would destroy Magni's hole and make his dick nothing more than something that pisses and squirts. 3P saikou.

>>33028025
no but being an NPC in his DND is worth every cent

>magni's a menhera
>leader's a menhera
THEY ARE
needy,greedy,bratty menhera x unstable,toxic menhera TOT

I thought, most of us have accepted and moved on about Magni's twitch collabs... I guess not.

>>33028016
https://files.catbox.moe/apzv3p.png
https://files.catbox.moe/hbh3n3.png
enjoy anon! :D

>>33028025
If you want to see pictures of his room, pc set up, and tea sets then yeah

>>33028165
Dem Timeloops.

>>33028165
I've moved on, decided to just leave a dislike and skip those streams. I assume we're being raided by schizos currently, though.

>>33028165
we have, it's the doubters with a lack of ammunition larping as if they've been here before and supported the boys when they clearly haven't

>>33027054
I've been here since like the second or third /MAG/ thread and yeah, it kind of is. But then again, nobody had any reason to shit on each other because we were too busy making meme edits and chin posting.

>>33028236
>>33028215
>>33028198
Responding to the most obvious ironic bait...

>>33028183
uooHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!! that second picture!!!! ToT ANON..!!

>>33028165
i've never watch haruhi suzumiya before, but i feel like i would hate endless eight

>>33028165
>us
The discussion was never entertained. We already know its schizoid Kronies continuing to push the nothing burger every day. They are the only ones that keep talking about it.

There is your tip of year. If they keep mentioning it, they are a tourist/shitposter/

i dont really know or care who scarra is

if magni wants to collab with OTV streamers then either it will lead to good content or it will be hilarious when it blows up in his face

Altventures are you guys fat

>>33028273
I mean, what's the other thread's main criticism about Magni? the twitch collabs.

>>33027398
>People were literally criticizing Leader for the fat remarks
Why would he be criticized for being BASED?

>>33028341
no because im an anorexic who's about to be admitted inpatient.

>>33028341
the first Regis cosplay ever posted on twitter is of a fat chick so take a guess.

Why do I have a stupid sense of humor? Still cracking up at this
https://youtu.be/J4lnN4PL8FI

>>33028344
Great b8 m8, back to catalog now

Altventurers are fat fucks?

>>33028392
k

>>33028393
Not yet! I wanna fatten myself up so Leader can abuse me!

You can tell who the tourists are by who has no respect for generals

>33028344
my main criticism about him is he's too much of a slut and deserve correction

>>33028393
I am fat fuck
Imagine being at computers

>>33028382
What’s your bmi?

>IM FAT N SUPER SAD N A CHEATER
Leadah insult me plisss
t. super fat fuck altventures

can anyone here help me report the other thread?
I don't hate the Daph collab, but what I don't like is that he's galvanizing them to go to the comment section to encourage more off branch collab.

report it as dox, or anything that'll get the thread down

>>33028470
it's extremely easy because of how womanish they act bringing up shit from the past no one cares about anymore. must be brain rot from watching girls act like retards all day, y'know?

>>33028393
no im a thin 5'5" manlet

>>33028485
Are you at the office? I always do squats from time to time. Sitting for prolonged periods is bad for the health.

>>33028470
>no respect for generals
No respect for knights...!
No respect for anything!
Except your faggotry!

>>33028393
>Altventurers
I don't know anon.

>>33028393
My B/S/D split is 255, 365, 490. Hit the thousand pound club earlier this year.
Do your fucking deadlifts. Best basic compound exercise bar none. Literally targets over half your muscles.

Alright faggots, party is over.

>>33026773
>>33026773
>>33026773
Remember the rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4ogsl9j7m4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4ogsl9j7m4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4ogsl9j7m4
45 minutes till Leader goes live

>>33028549
What about standing instead? Would that be a better alternative?

>>33028549
>Sitting for prolonged periods is bad for the health.
uh oh

>>33028590
I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL

>>33028607
NTA but it's better for your posture if you're concerned about that.

>>33028536
write your discord posts elsewhere faggot

>>33028514
14.5 or smth like that. im 4ft 10in and 70 lbs. SEAnig.

>>33028536
I don't think Magni will listen to non-members. He's clearly a "I wanna collab who I wantm when I want." kind of person. So unless they're Tier 2 and above, it'll simply be on a "to-read later" list

>>33028549
I am at the office, but you just newfagged past my meme, zoomer.

Found a gem in the archive
https://files.catbox.moe/4lbzsx.mp4

>>33028607
No but standing is better than sitting.
>t. have an adjustable standing desk at home
I quit my office job due to bloating up like a pig fast in a year and half from sitting and eating junk food. Never fall for the office job meme.

>>33028590
this so fucking bad, I wanna turn the slime girl white >>33028661

I'm just trying to understand why the collabs even matter.
If you don't like it, don't watch it. It's never going to be his only content.

Do you know the thing that I'm disappointed about?

His Membership badges are feathers instead of Slimes. He should've made the Altventurers as Slimes

>>33028539
>Men are mentally ill from watching women all day
>Women are mentally ill from watching men all day
THEY ARE

>>33028718
AYO?
I've never seen this before!

>>33025268
The fact that he's /here/ always makes me suspect that some of leader schizo posts are made by leader himself...
Imagine if this post was made by him... Fucking hot

>>33028718
not bad, but the anatomy for the girl is kinda off

>>33028593
YEAH IM GONNA WATCH HIM INSULTING ME FOR BEING FAT

>>33028671
>>33028722
Got it.

Think they'll keep the adventure/isekai theme for the next gen of StarsEN?

>next group is the actual demon lord and his three generals
>actual demon lord is a lazy pushover
>generals are actually competent and do the real work of fighting against the heroes
Come to think of it this actually sounds like the dynamic La+ Darkness and the rest of her gen have.

>>33028796
yeah, what's with that? i don't get it, what does feathers have to do with him?

>>33028718
Why can't it be a slime girl, imagine Altare gripping the slime's core.

>>33028808
But anon, the Tempus fandom has more males than females...

>>33028878
His name is based on Altair (eagle star), he has feathers on his outfit.

>>33028808
just as god intended

>>33028925
Still would've preferred as Slimes.

>>33028796
same i get that he has feathers on his clothes but i dont understand why he would use that. hopefully we get the slime for his official mascot

>>33028130
this is so good.... yes.... thank you again.... 3p is truly saikou... I love the trope of a character being slowly conditioned to be extra sensitive and horny, especially somene like Magni who acts like such a brat. The idea of Magni eventually getting to the point he feels horny the moment Leader's hand is touching him because his body is craving what comes next... And he's still trying to put up his bratty demeanor but he isn't convincing anyone when his body is leaning into Leader's every touch. Leader edging him and making him beg at this point is extra good

>>33028922
>the Tempus fandom has more males
Yeah, me.
t. Straightanon

>>33028949
No, I agree with you though.

I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL I WANT TO FUCK A SLIME GIRL

>>33028875
I want a full theme of cowboy group
Come on Cover give me a cowboy shota

>>33028875
I think Axel said that there would be more members of guild Tempus, but it's Axel so who knows if he actually knows anything

>>33028913
I imagine working with a slime girl would be too difficult

>>33028979
oh okay.

>>33028989
Doing solo debuts joining the larger Tempus group would be neat. A bit more daunting since attention would be hyper focused, but high risk-high reward payoff since attention wouldn't be diluted between multiple debuts.

Where's Axel's schedule? I need to know which classes I'm going to skip during uni.

>>33028384
And Magni's was a hot girl, what does this mean?

>>33028989
I think that would backfire. Better to have a separate gen with new lore

>>33029132
Axel wouldn't want you skipping class anon...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1onQ0nxgWFM

STOP FUCKING EATING FATTIES
Watch his shit, he will change your fucking life and /fit/ approved

>>33028989
Omega will make the effort of another universe for the StarsEN2.

rewatching the membership stream from magni... his gagging and vomit noises... uuuoooh..

>>33029132
Dingo is busy with his projects

Altventurers, you better be all hot slime girls (or cunny ones), because I'm gonna rape every single one of you
t. Magmate

>>33029242
This, Altare should give me a /fit/ fujo GF

came here from the other thread, is it true that you guys are faggots? why are you guys faggots?

Are there any evidence to back up the claim that there are more males watching tempus than females? Or is that just what people /here/ want?

I'm so behind on the minecraft streams, should I watch live or catch up on the VODs?

>>33029339
*cums on you*

>>33029242
I only watch Scooby

>>33029343
I'm so huge and muscular I count as at least 3 viewers.

I am fat what should i do leader

>>33028989
Tempus boys will get isekai'd into yet another world with it's own Adventure Guild, and our glorious leader will subdue them

>>33029343
I am every single Tempus viewer and I'm male.

>>33029356
Watch it all

>>33029324
am more of an axelotl but ogey

>>33029356
It's better to just watch whatever you can. Clips are a quick solution. Unless you personally like Altare, there's no point watching every stream.

>>33029343
no way to know unless they show or talking youtube stats

>>33029420
Starve yourself to death, fatty

>>33029343
Yagoo's own word of mouth

>>33029339
*cums in you*

>>33029399
Keep watching Scoobs, but now incorporate Snake Man's fat removal juice inbetween feeds

>>33029475
*talk about
I have a small brain so I make mistakes

>>33029339
Think I'm a faggot, yeah? Prove it, fuck me in the ass right now

>>33029420
Just stop eating nigga goddamn

>>33028875
The Archer, The Magician, The Thief, The Dragoon

>>33029343
Majority male viewerbase is the norm even for Nijisanji males. People here underestimate how hard it is to get majority female viewerbase just because they look at chat and think that's an accurate representation of who's watching.

>>33029551
>tells you to stop eating while slurping a chocolate ice cream shake
Devilish

>>33029343
it's hard to actually tell unless the creator themselves spill the beans from youtube metric. but from the looks of it there's indeed quite a lot of male fans, you could see from the /m/, plane posting and videogame taste being talked a lot here. also there were some schizos that tried gatekeeping tempus from girls in the doxxsite

>>33029420
You shameless pig, just keep eating and getting more fat so we can slaughter you later

>>33026211
I loved Axels breath of the wild stream yesterday because his reactions to everything was the exact same reactions when i played the game.
Also fuck those horses.

>>33028967
Leader hittin him with the good 'ol 1 2. "You can't cum unless I do first." Makes Magni blow him while on his knees. "Remember that I'm your Demon God King and you belong to me."
hehe Altare fingerbanging Magni until he begs for his cock <33

I'm aware we had polls about this but, do you guys unironically believe we have more females ITT than males?

Because you're fucking retarded if you think that.

/mans/ is gayer than usual today

>>33029670
there might actually be more males here, but women are just louder

>>33029598
Did someone say... planes?

>>33029731
So just like antis?

>>33029475
This is what I ask for but we will have to wait
>>33029512
That is what they are aiming for, which can be different from reality
>>33029578
>>33029598
The JPStars have roughly equal proportions of male and female viewers. I just find it weird that people here just assuming Tempus have a majority male audience where it could be something more equal.

i had a dream that axel was banging genderbent vesper and now i can‘t stop thinking about it… cute hag and her retarded younger boytoy

>>33029670
There are definitely more males, but there are more biological females in this population than say... the clock general.

>>33029598
>>33029733
WE /GAAAAN/?

>>33029324
I want to melt Altare's cloth, milk him dry, and then left him there in the forest until Tempus save him.

I need one of them to play RollerCoaster Tycoon or Zoo Tycoon or any Tycoon game

damn, I checked to see if there are faggots here
didn't expect the faggots to be all of you
If OP from another thread was right, I feel bad on missing out on the times where Tempus was 3 weeks ago

If there are more males than females, then why are you gay? why not watch the girls instead?

/aceg/ I summon thee

>>33029598
>schizos that tried gatekeeping tempus from girls
Based.

>>33029918
So true sister

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1569320402098491392
Axel's schedule is up.

>33029918
>33029953

>>33029832
>boys send out Axel in the forest to go find leader
>he comes back after 8 hours to show cool stick he found
>"Ayo, guys, where's the leader?"

>>33029666
UOHHH Magni usually acts pretty aggressive and challenges Leader more but he's been so broken down and aroused that he can't do anything but mindlessly pleasure Leader while begging to be fucked.... His hips jerking and swaying trying to hit a good spot but Leader refusing him the privilege... Until Magni ends up so desperate he cries and begs with all the dignity of a dog begging for scraps.... Also Leader training Magni to become so obedient he undresses and does a naked dogeza is hot....

>>33029918
Checking during dead hours.

>>33030011
Don't Starve Together collab confirmed

>>33029933
Why interact with a 2D anime girl that I will never meet who only responds to my money when I can talk to other faceless girls that I will never meet but can discuss degenerate fanfic ideas for free here?

>>33029918
>If OP from another thread was right, I feel bad on missing out on the times where Tempus was 3 weeks ago
The only reason I'm still here is because of those threads from July.

Would you like to see them play older games? Like SNES era?

>>33030011
>Not much is different
Welp. That's another week for Axel Syrios, Ladies and Gentlemen.

>>33029918
Anon, understand that acting gay is the only way to keep shitposters and falseflaggers away from the threads.
No one will want to bait pele here if the only replies they get are a mouth in their dicks and river into their buns

>>33030011
he used the black cherry fanart...

>>33029933
Because I'm straight but I hate women.

>>33030097
Ok tourist

>>33030089
They can't get permissions for retro games and jrpg's people like.
Please
UNDER
STAND

>>33030011
I wonder what TBA is going to be. Probably just more Zelda. Also, he deleted it lol

>>33030140
based ZA CHADO

>>33030140
t. Regis Alter, hero and Leader of the Tempus guild

>>33030097
WHO HERE /PELE/?!

>>33030011
Messing up a membership stream to membership announcement. Dumb dingo

>>33030097
>Anon, understand that acting gay is the only way to-
This you?

>>33030170
Cringe

>>33030140

>>33030171
he changed announcement to stream on the updated tweet
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1569321440234852352

>>33030223
Cringe

>>33030239
>>33030090

hee hee ha ha

>>33030220
didn't ask

>>33030140
what are you doing here leader you have a stream coming up

well fuck, I've been convinced
I'm actually a doubter now

The only way we can be sure of how many males there are itt is if we all posted our cocks. Like posted them here and discussed each and every one of them to make sure theyre real. Then do a count. Maybe do it for a few days so we can see which cocks repeat and how often the same people hang out here

>>33030220
>>33030281

yeah whatever magbutt in your face

>>33030306
about what

>>33030306
I don't want to be cock-shamed

>>33030220
>>33030281
Didn't ask don't care also you're a woman + vag + ratio get magged

>>33030326
We won't post our cocks, woman... post your tits first.

vesper schedule... doko...

>33030306
>new IP
lol
lmao
>33030326
nice try data farmer, you won't crack my OpSec

>>33030161

bro I just want to see some contra 3 and super castlevania 4

>>33030383
Oops meant for >>33030326

MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT

>>33030398
meant to reply to
>>33030306
>>33030326

SLIME GIRLS SLIME GIRLS SLIME GIRLS SLIME GIRLS SLIME GIRLS SLIME GIRLS SLIME GIRLS SLIME GIRLS SLIME GIRLS SLIME GIRLS SLIME GIRLS SLIME GIRLS SLIME GIRLS SLI

>>33030326
you better prepare your eyes before oppening because here's my cock and its huge

i disagree with those niggers on the other thread, this isn't a hugbox

someone disagree with me right now!

>>33030097
Newfags don't get gatekeeping anymore. Flooding newfags with "objectionable content" was how /a/ managed to stay a decent board for so long despite being one of the biggest boards on this website. Up until like 2013-14 it was unironically one of the highest quality boards despite being almost as fast as /b/ and /v/ because all of the retards were driven away by the constant porn dumps as well as the fact that you literally could not talk about any anime that was popular among casual viewers (like Nardo or Bebop) without having your thread get shitposted to oblivion with shock images and dubs spam.

>>33030476
HoloPro built its empire with minecraft stream

>>33030306
Based atheist

>>33030519
I agree with you mate. youre right as always

>>33030516
KIARA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>33030035
Magni's been bamboozled it sounds like!!! The one he's been fucking wasn't Altare but Regis this whole time!!!
Anyway, imagine a 3P between Magni Altare and Regis - some potion incident. How competitive those two would be. Each of em trying to make Dez cum just one more time

>>33030519
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>>33030428
Maybe they'll be able to do the pachinko version of contra and castlevania 4

ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND ALMOND

>>33030519
yeah, you said it i totally agree with you

>>33030519
No! I won't disagree!

>>33030476
Okay okay, lil altventurer. Sit down, take a deep breath. It's okay.

>>33030519
SORE WA CHIGAU YO

>>33030519
I don't listen to anyone who isn't able to cum on a doubter

>>33030519
other thread? you mean the smokescreen? it's beautiful isn't it?

i am indonesian and my penis is 3 inches long

>>33030476
MINECRAFT APEX MINECRAFT APEX MINECRAFT APEX
>Axel isn't doing minecraft or apex
Hololive is being ruined...

this is a terrible time when Leader's streaming.

>>33030672
Okay, hinata

>>33030684
Axel is streaming with Towa's wife

>>33030705
Just watch his stream, be a normal person. You don't have to be /here/

ANONS DON'T LOOK
its maguni with a vibrator!

>>33030684
he‘s doing apex with rpr and restia

>No Apex streams this week

Have they finally realized that it isn't stream-worthy content?

>>33030803
woah i've never see this one before.

>>33030803
What is the appeal of sissifying men?

>>33030836
it's fine for zatsu's honestly but they were definitely spamming it. once a week would be nice.

>>33030836
Axel cant play with them anymore thats why they lost the motivation

>>33030800
I'm old anon, chat is just too fast for me. I like the "slowness" here. Most of the time I listen to Leader's streams unless it's an action-packed game that he's playing.

>>33030890
here u go here's the sauce
https://poipiku.com/6220114/7488061.html

>>33030836
There is an Apex stream dummy
But Axel is Diamond Now

>>33030934
no way there's a non zoomer here?

>>33030590
anon this is so tasty.... Altare seeing Regis do these cruel, sadistic things to Magni and feeling what he thinks is anger that his Dezmond's being hurt, but he soon realizes is jealousy and possessiveness, especially when it seems Magni's enjoying it a bit more than he should... I need double penetration with them, after Regis laughs about how Magni wouldn't be satisfied anymore with just one dick in him.

>>33030836
Well Axel is streaming Apex with Rpr and Restia

>>33030836
axel is doing an apex stream with RPR and someone else though

>>33030803
>Compensated dating Magni
ToT

LEADER ON THE TELLY

SHUT UP WHORES
LEEDAH ON THE TELLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4ogsl9j7m4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4ogsl9j7m4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4ogsl9j7m4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4ogsl9j7m4

That's one green chat, god damn

>>33031016
>>33031032
>>33030991
Oops. My bad. I didn't know that Axel's schedule was up. What about Nowa's?

>>33030992
NTA but I'm 30.
I hate all of (you) niggers
/mans/ is alright

>>33031089
Hehe I can't wait

>>33030908
The humiliation factor plus it's usually aesthetically pleasing on anime men. This does not translate to real life.

>>33030992
NTA but I'm 30 years old

>>33030653
Tempus Dangan streams...

>>33030992
Yes, you have to be 18+ to post /here/

>>33031147
>>33031169
stop schizo'ing out my head (me)

>>33031009
Yes, yess fall into my brain anonchan. You're now being brainwashed by me cause this is exactly the shit I said to my friend 2 seconds ago. Heheh,,,,, Magni getting bitten up and nipples abused by Regis while Altare is kissing him sweetly and fingering him open. The whiplash between soft touches and harshness gets Magni harder like nothing else.

>>33031115
you shouldve seen axel's zelda stream a while ago. dude got like 500 (~400 gifted) memberships during it, and that's not counting people who were already membered