/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I appreciate the hustle, but I really wanted to listen to the ASMR before I went to sleep...

Who did Enna send this to?

Fagelira truly are the most cucked fanbase

enna.....
https://twitter.com/ennaalouette/status/1569180502682206208?s=46&t=o_wAtgoUxoNchWR5iH9Eag

I would like to apologize to yaminions for making VALORANT_SCHEDULED.png - I did not know it would get this bad. Please keep hanging in there.

Ewiwa Pendowa

cocksleeve material

>>33006937
Me

I love Rosemi with all of my heart!

>>33006936
I suggest watching a vod from Patra, this shit will last another 20 minutes

>>33006449
I genuinely hate Shu because he doesn't deserve to be in Nijisanji
>Apply for Luxiem because your crush is in NijiEN and you just want to collab with her
>Somehow get in because their standards were so low that any man with a pulse and without a history of sex crimes could get in
>Put absolutely zero effort into your debut stream to the point people thought you were a joke compared to your wavemates
>Somehow your wave's popularity explodes because Chinese clipfags discover Nijisanji EN, even though none of those clips involve you
>Now making $2-3k per stream from Chinese paypigs alone with 2-3x your crush's viewership, just through association with Luxiem
>Haven't read superchats in over 6 months
>Don't release voice packs even when you're in the voice pack art
>Always end stream as soon as the gaming part is over instead of talking to chat
>Fills his schedule with collabs and FPS games he would've played even if he wasn't streaming to avoid having to think about his content
>Never contribute anything in collabs and just chuckle or eat food while other people are talking
>Don't release any covers, don't have any side projects, don't even do members streams
>Women still pay $1500 and fly across the world to meet you "in person" just to get the tiniest bit of attention from their oshi
He contributes nothing even within his own wave and is probably a detriment when his fans inevitably become jaded and bitter towards his apathy.

fuck you I'm bringing it to the new thread because I bothered typing up this wall of text.

sex with shu yamino

AIA LOVE!

>>33006975
cute hands anon

>>33006199
but that's how anons classify Ike as bfe too... other than the campfire stream we don't talk about that

<3

>>33006951
I mean you're not wrong, he supposedly has a Valorant collab with rpr on saturday

cuck love!

>>33007007
>without a history of sex crimes
Ike...

>Shu gets to sit next to Petra and smell her hair
Sigh.....

>>33006941
Enner....

ALL OF THESE OFFCOLLABS BUT NOT A SINGLE ORGY FANART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33007007
based. i don't care for how he treats his fans but he's really just there riding the luxiem wave

>Pomu has been streaming for 10 hours
what the shit

>>33006908
get feeshed

@me when scarle starts her shit

>>33007007
sounds about right, he's just a trend rider with the laziest content schedule

>>33007020
i know but i made it in july and it still gets used to this day...

>>33007018
ike doesnt do it a lot but he does fanservice. for free too.

I Miss my husbandwife

I hate Aia so fucking much

>>33007007
>Somehow get in
Elira wanted him to be in. That's how he got in.

>>33007070
MGS finales are always long, but today has been something for sure

I can't believe Petra is actually taking non JP cock.....

>>33007077
I miss them. Halloween collab onegai.

I love my daughterwife!

>>33007007
>somehow got in
lmao, elira gave management the heads up

>>33007118
Now she will never be japanese

>>33007007

>>33007110
>food review
This is gonna have so many retarded takes because of his taste buds.

Elira rejects Shu, who then gets with childhood friend timeskip Petra.

>>33007106
I MISS MY HUSBAND SO MUCH but i am glad that he is copying fuuchan's break where he still shows up for 2-3 collabs a week because his friends make him happy.

>>33007007
BASED

>>33007105
fanservice is great. bfe is different tho and I've seen anons really adamant that Ike does bfe even if most of those are behind paywalled vps

>>33007138
Elira's confirmed she's doing another Halloween drunk stream a couple times. dw

noctyx sisters are we hopconning

>>33007007
he's so fucking based, hope he does something he's actually passionate about on the side with all this cash
and I mean, not just being Eliras gacha piggybank

>>33007110
handcam doko we need to confirm his skin color

>>33007007
>Somehow get in because their standards were so low that any man with a pulse and without a history of sex crimes could get in

God I hope that bit is not true. I considered auditioning at the time because I was super into competitive gaming but chose not to in the end because I had 0 streaming experience. Even the vague schizo suggestion that I had the slightest chance of getting in haunts me.

>>33007110
I’m still annoyed that Kyo went the FFXIV stream route of starting from the fucking beginning, instead of buying skip potions to have access to more content.

>>33007175
It's not gonna be the same

scarle's asmr mic sucks

>>33007146
But Elira rejected Shu so she could be with Petra. Shu gets Uki.

Getting two memberships so you can double the amount of dumb jokes is dedication to the bit

>>33007118
She isn't. She is pure and a virgin. She will only have sex with her husband
>>33007144
She passed the citizenship exam. She is Japanese

Luca love!

Pomu sounds so seductive right now I wish Enna would talk like this sometimes.

>>33007007
>shu
>chinese fans
what???

>>33007007
He already has fans turning on him

>>33007191
you won't get it without streaming experience unless you are a utaite with millions of views

>>33007110
which ones are collabs

Gunbear, Shu!

>>33007110
>Food review
Is he gonna review different types of fried chicken?

>>33007174
oh im not talking about the vps. he does morning voice tweets and has "youre not like the other girls" his chat. its not as intense as luca but its there

>>33007007
Shu is the Homer Simpson to anon's Frank Grimes

>>33007191
That was probably the best chance you ever had. They actually watched audition videos back then. Nowadays you need 100k subs minimum.

>>33007007
when will i become truly jaded and bitter towards him..

>>33007238
what mic, she's still baiting supas

>>33007191
everyone in luxiem either had streaming experience or content creation experience in youtube

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SAND SCARLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33007143
She's so very cute

>>33007247
There’s also this one where they give him money to buy manga

>>33007247
least menhera yaminion

>>33007248
Yeah but back then, specifically, when standards were zero? I do wonder.

JAZZ
OH JAZZ

>>33007244
I don't. I don't want to actually fall for her.

>>33007240
Post-timeskip Petra knows that yuri is dumb and gay. The penguin siblings WILL fuck. And I will take Uki.

Because Fulgur's battery died, Alban gets to play
https://twitter.com/Kkairaaa/status/1567472467106725898
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1563368457139208193

nijien for this feel?

>>33005118

>>33007291
oh thank god

>>33006941
enna is very horny for petra

>>33007302
Bro, supas ain't free you know

>>33007280
you deserve better yaminion...

>Earns fuck you money by doing literally nothing
Based?

>>33007007
shu onlu cares about elira and nornis

I wish Pomu did a full Pomura ASMR stream

>>33006645
I’m not the best, but here goes.
Have anyone ever told you that the best of people starts from getting the worst fall and surviving them? Makes you wonder what makes them so successful, right? It’s the stubbornness to keep living. And you’re here, living. You’re stubborn enough to live, you’re just wondering if it’s all still worth it. You lived for 30 years now, you’ve come so far, you’ve hit rock bottom, what’s in you is a life nobody else would ever want to go through and yet you’re still here. There is always hope, anon. It will all be worth it. Keep moving forward. Think of Pomu, and all the pain you never knew she went through to get this far. You can do that too, to your own best capabilities. I believe in you, Pomie. What I’m imagining is a cute pomie in a really cool scene, going through a really strong storm, and yet still walking forward. I hope you’ll be like that too.

>>33007345
https://twitter.com/Kkairaaa/status/1567475708997566464xyvnn

>>33007322
luxiem all had streaming experience except ike, who had million of views on his covers

>>33007247
pretty sure it’s just a seller account who provides superchat service

>>33007212
I don't think he's completely ruled that out right? Unless he said he won't later into the first stream. Though I think he probably won't if only to be more on level in progress with Millie and Fuuchan

>>33007412
Maybe for 2 years membership anniversary

>>33007244
This bratty fairy keeps using her seductive voice on her fans...

>>33007376
Aia

>>33007007
so why are there still yaminions... shu's whole career confuses me

>>33007376
HOLY

probably rosemi

>>33007280
I have to ask, at this point what is there to like about him?
I've tried watching him a few times and he's not just lazy but also boring and generic. He doesn't display any personality in his streams. Whenever he's close to showing a real opinion he stops himself and just repeats a twitch meme to kill his train of thought.
Like I have to assume any woman who is attracted to Shu just wants a ken doll she can project all her fantasies onto without any of his own personality to conflict with her delusions.

>>33007280
you should be briskadet instead

>>33007247
>always hops into collabs every time
>contribute nothing except snickering in a weird voice
>stain every collab they try to do

>>33007247
im sure this is a shu fan and not an anti

Mysta love! Oyasumysta anons, enjoy streams. Can't wait to watch cutest fox detective tomorrow

>>33007413
Thanks a lot for that, anon. You're pretty good.

>>33007007
When you put it that way, Shu might be the most based man in NijiEN.

>>33007376
shu

>>33007410
based

Guys how do we help Rosemi make friends

>>33007405
im trying.. i swear

>>33007443
>>33007212
Im so confused why did he start from the beginning didn't he have a black mage already?

I love you anons
I'm hoping you will get to live a happy life eventually, conquer your struggles once and for all even if it means leaving your birthplace, or breaking away from an abusive relationship, perhaps even growing up in your life or managing your achieve your academic goals.

You guys despite how much I may hate your darkest sides... you guys are similar to me, we're anons, we're nijifriends, and more so than that we're here in this place, in this moment in time.
I wish you the best in your life for real...

>>33007448
Pomu's next outfit better be pure sex. I need more quality Pomu art

>>33007456
model buff

>>33007269
Kek.
LET ME IN NIJI EN!

I want to shut Scarle up by forcing my dick in her mouth

>>33007251
the LoL one probably but other than that no other collabs unless he is in the collab VC for minecraft

I drive.

>>33007280
sonny will call you braindead but also say he loves you

>>33007007
All these factors combined with his extremely laid back persona and sarcastic tendencies somehow make him one of my favourite males to watch when my favourite girls aren't streaming.

>>33007469
Hence why I said FAN, and did you not read what the very first sc (from his most recent chatting stream) says? That doesn't sound like what a fan would say...

>>33007456
Legitimately just because he is in Luxiem. If he debuted in, say, Iluna, he'd have no fanbase of his own whatsoever.

>>33007332
I wanna live free all the time

>>33007456
most inoffensive luxiem member. liking him isnt problematic and they can use that to lord it over the other fans

>>33007496
I don't think he'd want to use his personal account for streaming.

>>33007376
Kyo

>>33007007
still find it funny/sad that anons are coping with the "shu has a one-side crush" narrative

>>33007460
Shu is the equivalent of a blank canvas. When there is nothing, then everything becomes possible.

>>33007505
i don't love you

I will anti Scarle now

>>33007471

>>33007007
holy shit anon you opened my eyes
shu is the second most based man working for this company

>>33007505
Why are you like this aloupeep. Love you too.

>>33007007
If luxiem didn't get big as they are now, would we have an alternate universe where shu is actually doing something for his content? We'll never know

Scarle...

>>33007633
If Luxiem didn't get as big as they are now, we'd have a much healthier NijiEN growth wise, fan wise, and content wise.

>>33007413
do me next
I graduated high school at 14 because my parents expected me to go to university and have been a hikkiNEET ever since because I never learned how to make friends or communicate with people after dropping out from uni due to a mental breakdown from the loneliness.

>>33007007
least menhera yaminion

>>33007413
>>33007505
Anons...

>>33007591
you think it's a cope? dude has been a beta orbiter since pre-niji

>>33007608
why? has she not started yet?

what kind of audience does ren have?

like who is his fanbase?

>>33007308
I just saw that she's gonna have an off collab stream tomorrow!! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>33007340
You don't have to fall for Enna, you can just enjoy the moments she's being cute and grateful to us and use that to warm your heart for the day.
I get what you mean though.
I often listen to Nene's ASMR when going to bed and I haven't fallen for her, but it helps me feel good.

>>33007471
Oyasumysta. Wheel of Fortune tomorrow should be lots of fun.

>>33007456
>get super lucky and get a huge chunk of the market looking for EN males
>Too big to fail
It's that easy. If he's in ILuna/Upcoming wave 7, he's going to have a hard time building a community.

>>33007482
I personally took screenshots of posts anons made when I asked them to scold me to move forward, then put it on my pinned images to always remind me. I think it’s pretty effective for me, to know that someone who I know nothing of is more than willing to help, even if it’s just throwing a bone.

>>33007551
Probably would've been more of a brisket, since sonny is my favorite out of noctyx, but he streams at ass o'clock for me so I can't watch him live Q u Q

Is this how scarle gets so much supas?

>>33007633
why are all of his goals music related when he speed runs every singing related event

That one Koshien watchalong make me wish Shu will never ever collab with my oshi(s)

>>33007376
Enna for sure

>>33007633
Holy fuck those are the most generic vtuber goals possible. He put no thought into that shit.

>>33007667
Fifty minutes of superchat baiting

>>33007007
I don't know you are roseschizo or yume takaradachi

Help me nijien, i got sick for the first time in years, i have a fever with 37.7 temp, should i like reduce the temp or just endure it ?

I love Aia Amare
>>33007012
LOVE!

It has almost been an hour and Scarle has only supabaited. She hasnt started the stream yet. Just 60 min of "no free supa nooooo dont bully me"

>>33007673
And it's an appropriate time for me. I'm so fucking excited

>>33007510
I thought it was the opposite, where his model was originally viewed as the weakest in his wave. Or at least had stiff rigging.

>>33007456
unironically japanese buff.

>>33007723
He unironically thinks he is good at singing.

Why does everyone have to comment about hetships and cucking, and not the 1-2 switch kino we'll get from the off collab
>https://youtu.be/MpYaD9coOI8

>>33007633
christmas album lmao

>>33007456
luxiem is unironically holoEN's myth but for women

>>33007746
37 isn't too bad but you can take a shower. It usually helps a bit.

Sex with Mysta

>>33007510
he has the ugliest model in luxiem

>>33007551
>>33007464
why are briskadets taking in yaminions like a rehabilitation center now

I WANT POMU ON MY FACE

AT ALL TIMES

POMU ON MY FACE JUST THERE

ON MY FACE

POMU

MY FACE

ON

Shu gonna get his anal virginity taken tonight by Uki let’s goooooooo

>>33007633
>so many music related goals
>does nothing to accomplish any of them
lol

>>33007496
He’s cleared Ultimate, so he could be doxxed via looking up his character name on fflogs (and every party that clears an Ultimate no doubt has at least one autist who would upload that) so pretty much what >>33007576 said

>>33007443
I haven’t fully watched the VOD yet so I don’t know his stream plan other than probably doing MSQ on Twitch.

>>33007460
i guess u might have a point there anon
i do find him silly n comfy, but i also relay in my delusions but thats me
>>33007464
>>33007551
i like sonny! but i dont seem to get into him for some reason, so im always open to recs on vods n stuff

>>33007754
She needs the money really bad

>>33007660
>Uni at 14-15
jesus christ no wonder it fucked you up

>>33007746
do you have covid?

>>33007801
Mysta is basically the male Ame. Same kind of fanbase /here/ too. Lot more menhera, though.

>>33007802
nah i got mad chills today when i woke up, i sounded like a fucking skeleton with my jaw clacking

>>33007258
>>/vt/thread/32805304#p32808327

>>33007829
some briskadets used to be yaminions iirc

>>33007456
You might not believe this, but he is actually a real human boy in his JP streams and is pretty talkative. When he streams in English he lobotomizes himself.

>>33007801
this is unironically true, in fact hololive's boom in the west also came from chinese clipfags shilling them with chinese and english translated clips. I don't know what it is but the chinese are really good at manipulating the YT algorithm to elevate worthless trash into popularity.

>>33007780
I commented about that earlier but there's too much shitposting.

>>33007734
I wouldn't know what to put on there as well. I just want to play games to enjoy and share it with others. I'm streaming, not trying to change the world.

>>33007801
Vox is Gura
Mysta is Kiara
Ike is Ina/Cali
Luca is Ame

>>33007829
they lost a lot of them to school and new jp guys

>>33007319
This person is really cute here. If I were Shu I would have been really happy reading this.

>>33007883
I don't think so ? I still have my sense of smell and taste, i probably got sick because it's been getting pretty cold here recently

>>33007831
the tiny fairy just sits on your nose

>>33007736
damn the intro zatsu and she’s gonna do it after

>>33007460
honestly i don't know why i like him... maybe he reminds me of myself when i was younger

Jesus I feel like I'm slowly becoming a Shu anti while trudging through this thread

>>33007801
4/5 are good hires tho, you gotta admit they all have something to bring to the table no matter how you feel about them. Shu on the other hand... started the valo collab spams I guess

>>33007780
this thread is obsessed with this shit... most of the time there are streams going on and the thread will be talking about shipping delusions and who is cucking who still instead of the streams, if only we actually ever had any moderation

>>33007801
the only difference is that luxiem streams

>>33007754
I already switched to Millies's 2 hours of kissing ASMR.

>>33007841

>>33007993
Sometimes it's better to bring nothing to the table than to bring what some of them have brought...

Pomu has gotten over 1k gifted memberships in the past 2 streams

>>33007886
teammate mystake...

>>33007921
he put more effort into that than anything he did as shu

yaminions deserve getting victim blamed because why the fuck you oshi shu when you know since day 1 the kind of person he is kek captcha: PMS

>>33007007
Pretty accurate

>>33007956
>Ike is Ina/Cali
SEX MAN GOOD

>>33007991
oh no, but he’s a nice boy..

>>33007376
Fuck, my dick. I want to be her 6'6 boyfriend. Except I am 5'9.

>>33008026
if you have nothing to bring to the table, why are you there in the first place, Shu Yamino

>>33007746
Go take a shower before bed and start drinking turmeric, ginger, and lemon tea to soothe your throat at the very least. Also go buy some cough syrup.

>>33007801
Shu is pink woman bad

Holy shit Scarle is STILL going

>>33007965
Too bad he threw that away for a non existent chance with someone who will never love him romantically

>>33007976
hope you feel better soon
i had covid w/o losing senses so it could be the new variant

>>33007993
I don't think Luca brings anything to the table either
>Ike can sing
>Vox can ASMR and is genuinely funny sometimes
>Mysta is an endearing menhera that doesn't take his meds
>Luca....spouts Twitch memes and annoys people in collabs? Acts like a generic himbo? Tries to copy xQc?

What are your honest thoughts on this VTuber?

>>33008098
One hour of no content

>>33008048
I miss this ship

>>33008098
? she only started a little bit ago

>>33007007
>All the (you)
>No yaminion refute
Even they gave up

>make the mistake to apply for a black company like Anycolor and a dying agency like Nijisanji
>debut as part of the company's ACCELERATE initiative as a member of wave #3492, fighting over an already small viewerbase that is getting stretched even thinner with every wave
>ending up with a few hundred people watching your streams, less than shitters like Pippa and even random indies
>still have to give 70% of your revenue to Susan and Anycolor that provides literally ZERO support and help
>having chink whales in an anonymus mongolian basket weaving website criticising you for "dono baiting"

she needs to live you bug and she doesn't want to work in Xi's and Apple's iPhone factories so dono baiting has to do
if she was part of Hololive she wouldn't dono bait because she wouldn't need to but alas she's in Iluna
so stfu and let her do her thing and just don't watch

>>33008150
the splatoon collab dream is dead

>>33008149
They mean the SC thing.

>>33008136
Luckiest man in entertainment after Ringo star

>is successful
>barely puts effort in his streams
Reminds me of the other tribe...
No wonder he tried auditioning there first before.

ETA of Shu's cover? He shook on it.
https://youtu.be/mIKpWQI_ZZY?t=8090

I don't understand why you guys think shu is not popular if he is a member of noctyx or iluna while jp members shill him all the time

>>33007886
As a mystake I have to disagree because I don't find her contents interesting. Though my female oshis in niji are not like mysta.

>>33008136
I hate him but I still hate him less than I hate Vox and Luca.

>>33008132
Luca's niche is playing the "little brother" type character. His zoomer mannerisms and dumb act only serve to accentuate this. Though of course it won't appeal to a lot of people.

I didn't even realize Pomu streamed for 10 whole hours

What the fuck was that unprompted schizo shit?

Sorry for being parasocial Pomu but I do love you a lot...

>>33007007
the most tsundere yaminion

>>33008136
I think I like him, but his simping tendencies bring out the worst in me, I become the bitterest of bitter bitches. I think I need meds, and a whole shit ton of grass to touch

>>33007664
yes? anons are just bad faith interpreting pl stuff just like they bad faith interpret everything the livers do.

>>33008132
he brought pogification to niji? no one would have thought we would ever hear kuzuha say pog

wait what the fuck its been 10 hours of pomu already?!

Pomu's done. Now what?

>>33008132
Luca can sing, funny, supportive and professional

>>33008231
Shu was a nobody outside of nijisanji, that's the point anons are trying to make.

I LOVE POMU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good night Pomudachis.

>>33008264
dammit pomudachi you weren’t supposed to look at the pictures
we lost another one

>>33008289
Now you sleep! Goodnight anons

>>33008048
>>33008204
I miss akurei

>>33008132
Luca does a fuckton of Zatsudans and impromptu RPs and people like that.

Shota Kyo

>>33008237
Mysta is a cuter little brother because it's clear everyone actually cares about him and appreciate his presence.
Luca only seems to derail any collab he's a part of, it's like when you're spending time with your bros and your one friend's annoying little brother shows up and ruins the atmosphere with zoomer speak.

>>33007413
Kino.

>>33008132
his niche is being a sfw bfe

>>33008270
Would you consider yourself a Shu gachikoi? Do you get jealous?

>>33008136
Makes /here/ seethe for my entertainment therefore based

>>33008305
>Fuck iLuna being high sub YouTubers
>WAIT YOU CAN'T GO FOR NOBODIES WITH EXPERIENCE
They should get literal nobodies that have very little to no social media presence and has never streamed.

>>33008282
She loves us too much... This feeling she has is too much to live without... I don't know what she will do after graduating... Wouldn't weird me if she came back really fast in one form or another...

>Shu is getting ass-raped because Luca never apologised properly

>>33008132
Don't like the guy that much he he pulls the effort enough to have a fuck ton of yumejos.

>>33008290
lol

>>33008367
Name one collab where he derails it

>>33008305
And all the “nobodies” in NijiEN are doing better in numbers over the hires who had substantial numbers already.

>>33008367
that's still something tho. he has a big presence and personality and you can't deny that

Where the fuck is wave 7 anykara? I’m going crazy waiting for a sign aaaaaaaaaa

>>33008270
Why would you gachikoi to Shu sister? If Shu were a female chubba i would despise her as a Gosling

>>33008418
I never said he's good at those, just that he can btw.

>>33008409
wtf i love Luca now

I wonder if pomuschizo gets tired of being wrong every thread

Scarle...

>>33008132
Luca is the most popular nijien membsr among japanese people, can sing, supportive, endurance streamer, organize big collab and always niji big event

Pomudachi are so lucky, unironically.
I'm not a gosling for Enna or Ennathing(lol) but I do think she's pretty cute, women like her are a mess though, a big sacrifice in one's life to try their best to uplift a woman like that.

It's weird to even think of Enna like that, maybe I'm just jealous of how nice Pomu is to her pomudachi, even when she treats you like shit she does it with love.

>>33008449
That's not really a positive if people don't like him being there though.
Otherwise Shoto probably contributes just as much to NijiEN.

>>33008447
No more livers for this year, please...

>Shu is getting fucked in the ass by Uki because Elira wanted to watch live gay sex
never thought this would happen but here we are

>>33008409
lucubs and yaminions should post their feet as apology

>>33008367
Luca is very well liked within Nijisanji. You don't need to like him yourself but this much is undeniable.

>>33008198
>Scarle's fans are holobronies
The fuck?

>>33008379
Mmmm... im not really sure? I don't want to fuck him nor do I care if he has a girl friend (as long as another liver). I dont care about solo streams or collabs either, I just don't want him anywhere elira because he just becomes unbearable whenever he's near her

>>33007991
You are too gullible.

>>33007660
I’m assuming you’re talking about being a horrible hikkineet trying to get out btw
You’ll have to ask yourself first, do you want to go out and meet people? Do you really wish to do so? From the bottom of your heart? If your answer is yes, then you can do it. Your first step is opening your door. It’ll take a lot courage, and I can tell you this much, it’s actually is difficult. But you can. Your body can do it, and it’s all up to you. Open the door. Then do it again. Sooner or later you’ll find it easier to open that door. Then you’ll start wondering if you can step out, if not out of your room, maybe out of your house. You can do it. You can step out. Then you can move even further. You have a lot of your life waiting for you. You can do it pomie. I’m imagining a small pomie hopping out of the their house seeing the sunlight, feeling the first fresh air after so long, sparkles in their eyes. One day it’ll be you too

>>33008490
Aloupeep....

>>33008290
>>33008476
Are lucubs just deaf or something? He can't sing at all even with flip genetics buffing him lol.

>>33008490
now you know why pomu and selen have so many schizos

>>33008509
When are maleanons going to have gay sex for femanons to watch

>>33008270
fellow yaminion.. go touch that grass

>>33008440
>shu
>good numbera
lol lmao

I will literally never be happy until I marry my oshi

>>33008132
his zatsu streams and glorified zatsu streams are the most popular streams he has. like his way of speaking or not that's still something and appeals to a group of people.

>>33007991
Om neutral to him, or what one might say Shutral.

I unironically miss Reimu I think I'm parasocial

>pomu spamming at full speed still didn't get last
isn't chat order slightly different for everyone?

Pomu's chat is closed now... now what...

>>33008569
Lucubs can be a bit delusional. We've established this. Just let them be

>>33008363
rape

>>33008490
OK but hear me out
>

>>33007413
>spoiler
Like this?
5000 hours in paint btw

who is gonna be the first to masturbate on a handcam stream?

>>33008476
lucubs…

>>33008509
this is based, i wanted more uki top content

felt sad, so I played TF2 and now I feel happy :)

>>33008367
don't use my oshi to shitpost his friend

>>33008569
luca sings better than ike and sonny

jwu,
anything new happened beside the Obsydia merch??

>>33008608
we'll make sure she's eternally cucked of last comment if it kills us

>>33008513
>selenniggers are actually bugs
it doesn't surprise me

>Vox: RP, literally his voice
>Mysta: Menhera (for comedic purposes)
>Luca: Zatsus, RP to a lesser extent
>Ike: singing
>Shu:
This is my unbiased views on how Luxiem contributes to THEIR AUDIENCE.
How about Shu?

>10 hour Pomu stream
We don’t deserve Pomu she treats us pomudachi so well but now I’m lonely again….

>>33008458
Please see >>33008539
Am I a gachikoi? I just want him to not win the elira bowl, I don't really care about anything else

>>33008654
Peak sovl

>>33008656
vox

>>33008696
>yes I am last
Gigachad moment

i miss my husband

>>33008654
Something like that, yes

>>33008571
Sorry femanon, I already went through my whole arc of 'wow these anime traps look just like girls that's hot' and it turned out that shit doesn't happen IRL and they're just dudes and it's fucking gross.

>>33008540
NTA but I appreciate you doing these!

>>33008695
yaminion sisters got cucked

does that even qualify as "anything new" though?

>>33008270
do it
your oshi is doing it now is cue for you to do the same

>>33008569
luxiem fans in general are wayyyyyy too detached from reality, kindred and lucubs in specific behave as if they have had little to no contact with men in their lives, while mystakes treat mysta as a ragdoll they can try to play with, quilldren just want to die or some shit and yaminions are stuck in this weird one way abusive relationship with a man that has the personality of an empty toilet paper roll

>>33008679
are you doing your chinese reps

How long do you think you could hide in your oshi's house without them noticing?

>>33008490
It does make me feel very spoiled but it also makes me feel a lot of dread over her inevitable graduation someday. No other vtuber is quite as loving towards her fans as Pomu and I'll be very lonely without her.

>>33008707
>Ike: singing
>only 2 karaoke
lol lmao

>>33008724
>>33008656

Pomudachi should literally kill themselves. Like seriously they have someone like Pomu and yet they still act like who they are? Shame on each and every one of you. Even Shu would be too good for you guys.

>>33008765
I can fix them all...

>>33008707
please point me to the ike singing I really need it

Pomu's done, which means I'm going to bed.

Name a flaw.
I'll wait.

>>33008695
shulira offcollab

>>33008810
brain damage

>>33008768
pomu's house is like 15cm tall so not for long, i can maybe fit my cock in there but that's it

>>33008810
She have low CCV

>>33008765
but kindreds and lucubs are the most sociable fanbase

>>33008765
>he believes the shitposting

>>33008810
Can't speak Spanish.

>>33008775
When she graduates I'll find her caffe

>>33008810
She won't shut the fuck up and start her stream

>>33008810
She's not giving me a paizuri right now.

>>33008832
I love minigirl

>>33008576
>>33008762
Yeah, probably about time I go and do that. Wish me luck fellow yaminions ; u ;

>>33008810
her voice

>>33008810
Despite talking a lot, not actually good at the talking itself

>>33008768
Only until I fall asleep because I snore

>>33008540
this actually helps a bit thank you anon.
occasionally I walk into my backyard just to feel the fresh air because if I didn't I'd easily go a year without exposure to the sun or the air. simply watching birds and squirrels is really calming even if i'm too scared to interact with people.

>>33008810
>stream says asmr
>opens stream
>she's reading superchats

>>33008810
Not riding my cock

>>33008490
On the contrary I find the amount of appreciation Enna has expressed to her fans since Otakuthon and this week a bit unsettling and potentially dangerous to my heart.

>>33008765
>quilldren just want to die or some shit
thank you for acknowledging my constant state every time Ike's not streaming. so kind of you

>nornis
>voltaction
they hired shu because he helped jp members......

>handcam stream
>no handcam
I thought Scarle is decent streamer?

>>33008900
I hope you find someone who truly loves you

>>33008925
god imagine if she was a HSKW tier sex bomb and not this oversized baby we got

>>33008490
pomu understands idol culture whereas enna is just being herself

Doctor said I won't be able to walk for 6 more weeks. fuck my life

>>33008765
If I was attached to reality I wouldn't be a VTuber fan.

>>33008810
boring and fake

>>33008867
I think about that but I get the feeling she wouldn't enjoy my presence in real life and I don't want to trouble her. Having the barrier of the internet to hide how ugly I am makes her a lot more approachable and probably makes it easier for her as well.

>>33008712
more like coping because she cant go to the off collab.

Name a flaw, i'll wait.

Okay, I know that most of ILUNA flopped but how did Ren seemingly fell off.
He is still the biggest of them all, but somehow, even with his model, he is still underperforming compared to the Noctyx boys.
What happened?

>>33008886
She wouldn't be good at paizuri.

>>33007943
one thing is not knowing what to put, another is putting 3 goals around the same theme you avoid doing most of your streaming career

>>33008803
f-fagelira chama…

>>33008900
you should be mystake lucub takadachi or briskadet instead

>>33008997
Pomu... there is still the nijifes.

>>33008999
alcoholic

>>33008768
probably not long i don't think he leaves the house often enough for me to consistently sneak out to get food or whatever undetected

>>33008999
ALCOHOL INFUSION HANDCAM STREAM WHEN?

>>33008966
sorry, I was rough on your ass.
it feels really good.

>>33009006
>He is still the biggest of them all
no?
that's Kyo

>>33009006
He's poorly aping what his senpai do instead of doing karaokes and shit.

>>33008999
Mommy tuber that doesn't stream

>>33008916
You’re already a step closer to stepping out, keep getting that fresh air pomie. You’ll get better. Believe.

>>33008954
Thanks, thats really nice, but I think I'm over love. I'm fully content being single for the rest of my life at this point

>>33009006
Collab spam.

>>33008810
As of right now, she's an hour into an asmr stream and clearly hasn't even tested her setup.

>>33008900
good luck bud! hope u get better than me ;v;

>>33008940
Same for me fr

Do you think Shu is feeling down about not joining Holostars EN after seeing Tempus actually being successful without having to act like faggots for chink fujos?

Is that the reason of those schedules? Does he prefer to be a Tempus debut and hangout with his bros like the Tempus members do instead of having to interact with people like Vox/Mysta/Luca?

>>33009006
1 too many @

lazulight fans in general are wayyyyyy too detached from reality, pomudachis, fameliras, and ryuguards in specific behave as if they have had little to no contact with women in their lives

>>33007660
I have a very similar story pomie. My legs would tremble when interacting with people and my social anxiety was horrible. I don't think it's something I am going to overcome but I managed to go back to college and finish and have been working for a while. Things aren't easy but I hope you can accomplish everything that you want to do.

>>33008810
Does she still do that bizarre accent change? That shit was unsettling.

>>33008793
well if asmr someone already did that twice lol

>>33008966
Hang in there broken leg Pomie, you've lasted this long. Just a bit longer!

>>33008798
Pomudachi are based though?
>>33008999
>SEX mommy model
>0 sex appeal

>>33008999
no no no you're gonna make the lurking doxxsisters pull out the grudge book

>>33009006
>Collab spam
>Boring
>Doesn't know what to do for his streams
It is funny/sad how he went from 10-12k during his first week to 1-2k instantly.

>>33009006
>Apex
>Jump King
>rinse and repeat
Considerig this place's taste on "based" people, I'm surprised nobody's praising him here.
He literally does his own thing and doesn't give a fuck.

WHERE SIS HE FUCKING HANDCAM SCARLE YOU LYING BITCH

>>33009115
TEMPUS guys are actually entertaining

I'm just gonna say it.
I think Iluna sucks. I don't care about fake unity, I don't care about 'noooo you can't say that you have to like everybody', I don't care how many people get upset by my take on this, I just don't fucking care.
What I do care about is the quality of streamers we have and this latest wave has undoubtedly left a significant dent in the overall quality we have come to expect. Iluna has dropped our average down by quite a large margin.
Non of them seem to have any idea what they'd doing. I mean I'll admit I am slightly bias towards Maria because her model does it for me, I like her voice too, but her taste in games has been basic as fuck. She's the only one who could do anything worthwhile.
Ren has the numbers, everytime I check his streams he's doing well numberwise, but his content is shit. I genuinely believe the only reason he's doing well is because he has the 12yo girl audience but his content certainly isn't to my taste.
Kyo is just annoying, I know he has a cult following here but his voice and attitude filter me so much so that nothing else he does could make me watch him.
Aia has an annoying voice, shit taste in games, shit political views and no redeeming qualities.
Scarle is a brainlet, once again I can't stand her voice, her stream ideas are at least creative but you know what? Creative though they might be they're still shit. I give her kudos for trying on that front but it's not for me. I already have my handcam streamers too. She's just too dumb for me to be able to handle and not in the 'cute retard' way that all of the other girls have seemingly mastered, she's just straight up retarded.
What was the fucking point of Iluna? Now we're getting another male only wave, boy I can't wait for that! A bunch of faggots who will only play competitive FPS and some moba kusoge.

I don't like the direction Nijisanji EN is going. I refuse to believe that out of all the people who applied to join for the Iluna wave that the best of the lot was the fucking garbage we got.

Do I sound like I'm mad? It's because I am, I worked myself up into a rage typing this shit. Imagine how many cool and passionate vtuber hopefuls sent in their applications and were immediately disregarded for these shit tier ones we actually got just because they were pulling good numbers (MOST OF WHICH WERE DEAD SUBS BTW) in their PLs. You'd think that they would have learned that good PL numbers does not translate to being a good vtuber. See Yugo.
See you won't get these sort of thoughts anywhere else because everyone just wants to feign being nice to each other. I'm bringing you this shit from the street.
Dark days lay ahead if this is the sort of quality and direction NijisanjiEN is aiming for now.
I'd rather have more Elira nepotism hires than this shit we've been getting.

>>33008999
Bitch should stream like she was before Luxium debuted — I enjoyed her minmaxing autism and taste in games.

Chinese feet

>>33008999
Becomes annoying in collabs, alcoholic, spammed male collabs, feels nosy, i'm i can speak Russian so it makes watching her weird, can't really describe the feeling, initially i was lowkey proud because she made it in, but later when she became annoying i can't help but feel awkward when i have to watch her because she's in a collab

>>33008966
Are you the pomudachi that broke his leg?
Good luck bro

>>33008999
Where do I start

>>33008810
Too dumb