/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

YOOOO THEY BALLIN

Mori Calliope will never be ballin

I love Ina!

I just farted.

I love Mori!
I really, really do. I hope you guys show some love to her and your oshi today.

why is kiwawa making a german channel all of a sudden?

>>32988960
>sudden

>>32988845
I'm going to plug your asshole with my cock retard

REMINDER
KFP HAS PUT GPS TRACKER IN IRySTOCRAT'S BAG AND LAUGHED ABOUT IT IN TWITTER SPACE WITH KIARA

>>32988697
I GOTTA A GLOCK IN MY RARI

>>32988960
Because the time has come to remind the world

Thoughts on this? It's doubly relevant due to that drawing game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT7QgLOdvJw

Has cow fauna died yet?

SUISEX

Listen to this fresh from the prress you will probably call me retarded and a faggot but that song announcement Kiara just did is a collab song with Suzy, look at the shadow on the left next to kiaras in this completely scuffed screencap now pull up a front view of Suzy´s and compare the longer drills on the left and her beret i also remember when kiara was asked about doing a collabu song with Kobo or Reine iirc that she said "I´m already working on a song with somebody maybe after that " Suzy is also very fucking busy and a perfectionist which would explain why this song got delayed so often and so hard and lastly this song seems to have at least some english elements and Suzy is one of the JP´s that speaks and pronounces at least some english words decently while Kiara speaks fluent JP which would enable Effortless communication between these two and on top of that this wouldnt even be Suzy´s first EN-JP song collab since she did one with mori too, please rate my Rrat

rrat

KIARA LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_7Vx3gQx7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_7Vx3gQx7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_7Vx3gQx7A

>>32988697
I like Kiara's panties

VERY LEWD KIARA

Time to get some help with Kaela
https://youtu.be/ILcKWiPds50
https://youtu.be/ILcKWiPds50
https://youtu.be/ILcKWiPds50

>>32989111
Nope, like 5 images of Cowfauna were posted in the last 24 hours.

>>32989178
3/10
she would have just said it
but cute idea

>stream once so you can say you didn't come back because of obligation (holocure)
>stream 3-4 times because of obligations (Big Brain collab redo, anniversary collab, solo anniversary, member stream)
>disappear again
Is this really how it's going to be, chumbuds?

Is oink games worth catching up on!

>>32989030
I haven't watched streams in a month

えろい
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH2AI1kzrY4

>>32989219

Luna rides a Harley

>>32989178
3/10 look at the skirt that's clearly kiara, i wish you were right though

>>32989215

>>32988960
She became a little too excited when playing Barbarossa in aoe2

>>32989218

>>32989208
wow this bot is so good at detecting new songs

>>32988960
She announced it way back when she showed her 1 million sub outfit. It's finally getting used. Will it it be successful? Doubtful. Remember those German fairy tales she did early in her career? As of today, the most viewed one is a 122k and the 2nd and last one sits at 44k to this day.

its time for asamio news!

Oh yeah, how was the JP streams? Anything worth catching up on?

>Didn't even make it to 2000 posts

>>32988960
>sudden

VERY LEWD KIARA

>>32989262
this is surreal to me

>>32988943
I can't stay up for that after the last 12 hours but at least I can catch the last part when I wake up.

>Ketchup is a drink!

>>32989246
It starts slow and awkward but turns into kino. Maybe just skip the first game they played, it was shit.

>>32989298
I lost

>>32989246
first game sucked
rest is kino

>>32989262
I claim this thread for my princess Luna.

>>32989107
I really want Holos to just play a regular Mafia game, none of that sus vent amogus stuff

>>32989246
absolutely

>>32989298
at least you tried anon

Fuck ARS donators.

>>32989239
I was waiting for a sadshark post like this last thread but I don't think it ever came, glad someone got around to it

>>32989246
Yes, when the drawing game begins

>>32988943
is she gonna be ogey for the collab

>>32989283
>Le sad shark

>>32988943
>>32989331
Excellent posts.

>>32989332
I didn't know Lunaitos were fat

>>32989358
What about the actual Argentinian ones?

>Play as Kiara for the first time since the HoloCure update
>Get 2 triples off the first two bosses
>Get 3 special items
>Get 7 anvils
Kiara's luck stat needs nerf

>>32989239
All of her trips are completely unexplained too, I think this is what hurts the most. Just a "yeah, I was away, deal with it."
At this point I find it harder to believe she DOESN'T have a secret long-distance boyfriend.

>>32989211
>PHOENIXTON

>>32989107
>the minority
furea...

>>32989262

IRyS's gamer sweat...

Asa Mio sex

should I shower today or try to keep my streak going?

>>32989357

>>32989339
Give me a Town of Salem collab

>>32989131
holy sexo

what a day
so proud of her

>>32989080
No, just that Ame isn't as supportive as Teamates make her out to be, her not supporting Gura being an example.
>>32989099
Anon, Gura is pretty explicit about how sad she is, Ame just doesn't care clearly.

>>32989339
like Town of Salem? I remember SNOT talked about it once on stream

>>32988697
>Mori will never be balli-

>deadbeats

>>32989269
she's fully expecting that channel to be a 2view, that's even the reason why it's a separate channel

Takamori love!

Do you guys have anything you wish your girls would play? I'd like to see Bae and Ina catch up on Bayonetta so they can play 3 when it comes out. I'd also really like to see some of the girls who are into rhythm stuff play Thumper, I bet they'd find it interesting at least for a one-off. Kronii would probably enjoy Superhot MCD more than VR, it's a fantastic sequel. My dream came though would be a Kirby Star Allies offcollab. Sadly our main Kirby girl has returned to the stars, but still.

>>32989269
I thought about this, knowing how much she cares about numbers I didn't think she'd ever bother pandering to german speakers

>>32989080
HoloMyth is bigger than Jesus.

>>32989419
Go shower

>>32989402
yeah, me

>>32989395
It's just a big armor

>>32989443
I can't imagine how Gura would like it when you have to lie your teeth off in the game.

no thoughts

>>32989339
I doubt any of the Myth girls are any good at social deduction

>>32989438
mucho sexo

>>32989442
I will rape your slutty little asshole crossthread nigger

>>32989377
Well she presumably slept VERY late, so her sleep schedule is probably fucked enough for it

>>32989423
>>32989443
FUCK OFF TOSNIGGERS, SC2 MAFIA OR BUST

>>32989502
>>32989513
battle?

>>32989517
>chest
ew

>>32989502
TASKUTEEEEE

>32 songs long karaoke
Risu sure didn't fuck around today

>was wondering why Ame's latest Elden ring VoD views was gaining a lot of traction
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/xbg8aj/ame_uses_a_korean_translator/
Huh

[Update] I made more progress on my EN server project.
I finished Bae's pond (to a decent level of accuracy) and made most of her playground. I also located and started Sana's tower.

>>32989264
thing is she said just in this stream she´s not allowed to change anything in her OG outfit and that outfit is the only one with a beret but the hair is different so that cant be that one also i cant imagine she´s go for a second outfit with a beret

>>32989232
I confess every normal person probably would have buuut this song was delayed so often so much and so hard that they might have thought it to be better to not say anything about it to not make empty promises

>>32989513
good day thoughts

>>32989453
Teamates

>>32989478
Mori is the Jesus of Rust

>>32989517
>tits
disgusting

>>32989517
Too big in every area.

>>32989566
based block autist, keep the grind going

>>32989556

sex enemy

Mio's dumb horn sound effect really brings AsaMio together.

>>32988697

>>32989566
neat

>>32989604
holy haggie

>>32989537
>>32989580
SUITITS

>>32989472
I know it wasn't tremendously popular but I wish there'd be another Ina/Gura Dead Space. TTRPG never ever, not that I want to listen to Mori anyway.

>>32989579
I wonder if she got bonked for that

Mio teasing loli mio live2d...

>>32989622
did he die?

>>32989566
cool

>>32989650
hes in a better place

>>32989402
Gura isnt your girlfriend

Can any lunaito claim this thread for princess Luna?

>>32989637

>>32989449

>>32989579
So the Takananashi tower is the tower of Babel?

>>32989453
Deadbeats are too contrarian to be consumerists.

>>32989178
It's an Artia collab

>>32989679
Sorry, I'm still on first month so I'm not allowed to

>>32989402
yeah, me

>>32989471
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>knowing how much she cares about numbers

>>32989649

Great angle

>>32989262
Yea, but is she this cool?

>there will be a point where most of the holos are burned out from Rust
>each day get closer to it

>>32989637
>tits
>no hair on armpits
you're making it worse

I can't believe Subaru's a racist.

>>32989642

>>32989683
https://litter.catbox.moe/suwyaz.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/mbdppy.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/6lj1kd.jpeg

>>32989723
matsuri look like she's about to pee on MY mouth

>>32989729
You know thinking about it, its a bit of a shame that whatever gen debuts next, EN 3 or whatever, will be too late to the Rust party and might not be able to enjoy a Minecraft arc.

>>32989377
was she ever ogey for any collab ever?

Important

>>32989650
Like all heroes, he shows up precisely when he is needed only to disappear once again

>>32989622
Look it's really hard to do archive reps with the key word cum

>>32989757
please stop

wawa

>>32989756
it was better back then

>>32989686

That thing Suisei said about having her flat chest fondled by Matsuri lives rent-free in my head. I think about it every single day.

>>32989774
MY. DICK.

>>32989402
She clearly said she was away because of family issues, you fucking retard.

>>32989804
cuuuuuuuuute

Matsuri is cute!

>>32989729
What should be the next arc after Rust?

What are >we watching?

>>32989512
It’s easier to get non villager roles than in amogus, so she’d probably love to be serial killer or mafia. Witch would also be fun if she can find a killer and just fuck with them

>>32989724
If there's one thing I don't like about azki's current outfit, it's that I can't see her being cool in it. Cute or sexy, sure but not cool.

>>32988063
I hope Moona and Kiara eventually do something music related in 3d someday, thee color contrast along would be worth it.

>>32989829
Rewatching the Gurame karaoke from 2 months ago

>>32989573
isnt that just her earrings? maybe it's just odd ring lighting, but look at the sleeves that's clearly kiara's og outfit. it just wouldnt make sense to keep a suisei collab a secret if the preview is announced

>>32989757
Now that's hot.

>Luxemburger

>>32989472
One more that I really want, though I can't imagine it ever happening, is Amelia (or anyone really) playing Metroid Prime. She has a Wii U (Trilogy is $20 on the eshop while that's still around), and she likes FPS games, so I thought maybe there could be something there.

>>32989808
Suisei didn't even mind

what did she mean by this?

today our Mori will be celebrating her second year in Hololive
I hope you'll be up for our yearly grudgepost service

>>32989857
god I love IRyS

>>32989829
News

>>32989724
Just look at her, so cool

>>32989795

>>32988747
>Mori Calliope
More like Crapi Shitolliope.

>>32989857
Peepool…

>>32989774

>>32989764
Rust will return in a year, just like Ark did

test

>>32989836
I don't disagree, but thankfully she's the only one who can look cool in her idol outfit by virtue of it being edgy black and pink.

>>32989871
it says it very clearly right there

>>32989825
Ark

Kanauwu can be pretty kakkoi when hes kept on a leash

REMINDER
AZKi IS ACTUALLY A TOP TIER RUST PLAYER THAT HANGS OUT WITH PEKORA
IF SHE HAD FREE TIME DURING SEASON 2 FINALE THING WOULD LOOK DIFFERENT

What sounds better?
>YWNBL - you will never be loved
>NOWELY - no one will ever love you

>>32989910
You kiss your mama with that mouth?

>>32989878
our Mori is bound by contract (marriage) to remain with us (deadbeats) for many more years

>>32989764
A new gen would probably revitalize a MC arc since it's a decent platform to interact with others.

>>32989869
And that makes it SO MUCH BETTER. GOD.

>>32989377
Why wouldn't she be? The collab is scheduled 10 hours after her stream.

First one wrote the lyrics, second one appears to be the mixer?

>>32989878
Mori has stayed constant both in personality and body mass, what's there to grudgepost about?

>>32988747

Realistically speaking, which EN is the most ballin?

>>32989860
She fucking hates Wii controls after Mario galaxy 2

>>32989940
PBAFM

Matuli.

>>32989937
That was a strange interaction

>>32990003
oh KIRA didn't do the lyrics this time, interesting.

>>32989453
What is the point of this image? How does someone telling you to stop being a speech correlate to never complained and buy products for the sake of buying them?

stuffs

>>32990020
Bae

>>32989937
pretty neat moment

if you fap to matsuri you should be able to read this by yourself

https://exhentai.org/g/2311951/b16c57822a/

>>32989886
Luxembourgers won't forgive these transgressions IRyS did to insult the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg

Gura cute

>>32990020
Ogayu.

>>32990020
The one that has bbaalleedd

>>32990038
>kiara cracks pekora's window
>azki suddenly emerges from the mote
>pekora opens the doors to both of them

>>32990038
rust has a way of making the crackest of crack ships happen

>>32990003
>Kiara isn't doing the lyrics
FUCK
I except another Fever Night now

>>32990020
Sana

ambatukam

Remember, if your oshi is not part of myth she is irrelevant

>>32989517
Nice head proportions.

>>32990020
This hurts to look at

>>32990043
A guy who may have been the one who made the image explained it after a bunch of people said they had no idea what the fuck it's supposed to mean and I still don't get it

>>32989933
Her special outfit is cool. I'm conflicted on whether or not irys having a similar thing would be good or not.

>>32989851
im not saying there zero chance this is Kiara but at the very least this can NOT be her og outfit since she literally said "I´m not allowed to change anything in the OG outfit" that includes hairstyle and stuff , which means if this isnt a completely new outfit that is very very very close in appearance to her OG outfit (which would be kind of a waste of money to make a 3D of that and not a more distinct one) this is probably another person since she said shes working on a song with somebody

I love my japanese wife!

>>32990104
Yonkisei is just Japanese Myth.

>now even the monthly hour long clips compilations I watch to relive some fun moments or see if I missed some cool streams include homos and homo collabs
I knew clipfags were subhumans but really fuck them.

>>32990072
Mio is a much needed relief in Gamer, Smok, and Senpaitachi collabs

Sell me on Irys. Is she cute? How stupid is she? Is she any good at videogames?

>>32989419
Jesus, Ame…

>>32989467
Cute

>>32990135
i on god don't know what you mean by this

J*G*B*F*E*K*B*B*Q*
What is oink games and how was it? How cute was my Ina?

>>32990129
It's her badge for suffering through INNK, so I don't think anyone else is gonna get a black one. I do wonder if they're gonna go with HoloJP being white, while ID and EN get their own colors or not, though.

>>32990081
Ina?

>>32990181
Ina was a real dope during that drawing game

>>32990043
Im assuming its from a show. The fact that someone wrote that dialog for that character means that they don't want people to actually be critical of media. They people who make shitty shows and movies really hate when people point out how bad they are. They want no negative feed back and only want to hear shiteaters praising their garbage. At least thats what I'm assuming it means.

Nigga why

>>32990184
I hope END and ID get their own styles in general, not just colors

>>32990156
Yes yes no

What's the name of the song played in the hard mode stage 1 of Holocure?

i figured out how to watch youtube in VR on my index and watched an episode of hololive error
I don't know what ame has planned but I hope it doesn't involve the camera moving about

>>32990180
I'm fucking with you.

>>32990239
fart ame

>>32990181
Slow start but got kino later on.
Ina was sus.

>>32990256
Heart challenger

>>32990256
sus

Moom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP_0SSBMsCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP_0SSBMsCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP_0SSBMsCo

>>32990135
true
>short girl white hair
>yellow hair, WATson AMElia
>pink hair with Mori in the name
>purple
>myth has a orange haired girl related to fire and yonkisei had one in the past

>>32990206

>>32990239
You can be critical of media without turning into a /v/sperg or a /here/ who only lives to seethe about things they don't like.

>>32990277
is she gonna pick the most meta character and build?

>>32990219
Ina maybe have been ballin at one time, but that time has passed

>>32990181
Stop EKBBQ

>>32990277
>Holocure again
Why…

>>32990271
The one moment everyone remembered mio

>>32990242
I think you want to preserve either the color or the style to keep things harmonious looking when on stage to make it clear they're still part of the same unit.

Imagine Mio

>>32990277
MOOM, I WANNA WATCH RUST. PLAY RUST INSTEAD.

>>32990286
I wanna jerk off to this

>>32990021
I think that’s more of a Nintendo forcing dumb ass gimmicks into basic platforming games, the controls in prime are fine.

>>32990184
I think it'd be cool if they got their own variation or color but I don't expect anything.

>>32990295
Ina will NEVER be ballin again

>>32990306
She likes the game

Don't go Mio...

Why is this hag allowed to have such a sex ending screen?

>>32990082
That was one hell of an introduction

otsumion~

>>32990286
That's a fat pussy holy shit

>>32990325
Post a picture for the Hooman

I'm pretty sure I've cracked the code and figured out why the other girls don't get along with Gura now.
Sadly it's not a secret I can share here, not with those who might be listening.

I fucking love Pekora bros

>>32990303
But it's tasty...

>>32990375
>(no delivery)

>>32990325
>>32990362
I know right?
https://litter.catbox.moe/5571ll.jpg

>>32990285
>WATson AMElia
What the fuck?

>>32990277
Lvl 5 Halu is not even going to be a challenge if she's playing as Mumei and picks the right upgrades

>>32990375
at least post the copy pasta
>Shion and Gura don't get along. Them marrying is all bullshit. Here's what happened, there was a big New Years party before actual New Years last year and all of the Holos attended. It was supposed to be a big celebration for of all the success during the year. Gura got drunk and she got a little handsy with a dude there and ended up going to a love hotel and fucked. Turns out that guy was Shion's fiancé, but they had been having some problems in their relationship. They were working at resolving them, but then comes Gura all drunk and fucked Shion’s soon to be husband. The next morning, Shion went to confront them and slapped Gura in the face and called her a whore and broke up with her fiancé on the spot and ran away in tears. The fiancé called Gura a whore too and blamed her for destroying his engagement. Gura went back to her hotel room and got drunk again and cried. Their recent marriage arc is just management trying to create a fake narrative to make sure fans think they are ok with each other. Gura isn't doing great because after that all the JP holos started to treat her differently, one of them even went up to her and told her "don’t send me collab invites, i don't wanna collab with prostitutes", which made Gura cry again. Gura feels terrible about it but its not like she can take it back. It's also why you wont see much Gura/JP collabs again next year. All the EN holos are trying to just not talk about it, but it’s awkward as fuck. Shion is still heartbroken about it, and some of the JP holos have become good friends with Shion by acting as a shoulder to cry on over this whole mess. In the JP discord, they don't even say Gura anymore, they just refer her as” shark whore". Anyway that's what i heard. Lots of drama.

>>32990277
Mumei is never going to play something interesting in her streams is she?

>>32990375
Is it because she monopolizes Amelia and isn't sharing the harem protagonist with the rest of EN?

>>32989757
>big nipples
Yuck
>inb4 low tes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qp6NyLhr10&t=639s
I like not-bae voice

>>32990156
>>32990156
>"How stupid is she?"
Stupidest bitch in HoloEN, 100%.
>"Is she any good at videogames?"
IRyS is in a weird place; she was never much of a gamer and never really tryhards, but she's talented enough to do well at most of em, look at Mario Kart or the ER race.
>"Is she cute?"
Yes!

>>32990375
It's because your step father beats and rapes you isn't it?

Thoughts?

>>32990375
Shitposting aside, it feels like gura is drifting further away from not know myth, but hololive as a whole.

>>32990406
yeah they are actually the same person
WATAME
WAT son AME lia

>>32990288
She's literally saying keep quiet about things you dont like. I think thats fine for these threads in regard to Holos or streams you don't like, but you can and should be able to complain about media you dont like as much as you want, especially if its objectively bad.

>>32990354
Hags fluctuate between dry deserts and moist beaches.

>>32990156
YES

>>32990277
>kaela holocure
>irys holocure
>now mumei holocure

>>32990442
My prostate moved but my cock didn't twitch

>>32990440

>>32990446
who is sonlia

I wonder how many people get filtered by Kiara because she's European and thus cannot relate to her since most of HoloEN's audience is American

I am actually burnt out on Holocure streams I think

>expecting mumei to play debuff shit
She's not retarded like Ame, Mori or Kiara.

>get on computer after a nap and seeing the Kiara news
>check YT notifications
>"DO U want to play Gartic Phone?"
The signs were there...

>>32990506
EN3 girl

>>32990428
low tes

>>32990518
>>32990496
YOU WILL ENJOY HOLOCURE

>>32990181
Ina was very sweet, oink game is a collection of board games of dubious quality but outside of a bad first game it was pretty great.

>>32990277
Having halu 5 is actually easier than not having it because of the huge exp bonus that the additional fans give you

>>32990442
..the things I do for hags..

See, I am smart. I will only watch holocure if my oshi is playing holocure.

>>32990527
BRAVO YAGOO

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>32990440
>Gura who streams a lot but isn't working on many projects
>Gura who doesn't stream but is working on many projects
Pick one

towa.

>>32990593
>Gura
that one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTCSNGIMAqs

>>32990593
I would pick the first one but also
>Working on many projects

>>32990527
>ISRAEL

>>32990527
ISREAL

>>32990593
I deny your choice, and will instead use a cloning ray to make a Gura clone for projects, and a gura clone for personal pleasure

>>32990626
Sorry but I already picked Gura

>>32990617
What about her?

My dad cleans yagoo foreskin
gura is gonna make a cover of this next month: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jozqnG_32i0

>>32990375
It's lonely at the top. Imagine having people scared of collabing with you because you have millions of subs and anything you say could cause an uproar. Being number one isn't easy.

I really appreciate IRyS

>>32990593
Projects should never get in the way of normal streaming activities.

>>32990633

>>32990423
name 1 (ONE) interesting game

>>32990593
>Gura who streams a lot but isn't working on many projects
easiest decision ever

>>32990691
I don't think anyone in EN is afraid of Gura

>>32990717
>Not "I appreciaterys Irys"
You're not a real Irystocrat

>>32990736
NTA, but Catherine is pretty interesting. I'd be really happy if more Holos played it. Lui's playthrough is pretty great.

i dont know baby lore. is this real?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuC6gpK5g2w

Fuck Kiara, being so fucking cute and lovely for 12 hours and expecting people to be able to sleep after that, what is wrong with her?

>>32990724
Projects should always be prioritized over streams.
Streams are just extra bonus content between projects and shouldn’t be expected

>>32990691
Anon, as much as Gura likes Dante, we all know that for Gura, it's Bury the Light >> Devil Trigger > Subhuman > The DMC3 and 4 themes she forgot > Crimson Cloud

>>32990724
Not everyone is built different like Mori or Kiara

https://twitter.com/QUASARCAKE/status/1569101124917149696
https://twitter.com/QUASARCAKE/status/1569101124917149696
https://twitter.com/QUASARCAKE/status/1569101124917149696
https://twitter.com/QUASARCAKE/status/1569101124917149696

>>32990803
ok ayame

>>32990736
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

>>32990593
Literally every chumbud who isn't suffering Stockholm syndrome would pick the first one

>>32990830
pagi?

>>32990811
Mumei is gonna steal bury the light from gura as a power play

>watch oink games
>Kiara is getting on really well with Ame, kronii and Ina
What the fuck you guys lied to me?

I want to have sex with Towa

>catching up on the collab
>we both woke up at the same time
But actually what did they mean by this, what would make them wake up at the same time? The way they knew and how they said it, was almost like they... you know....

>>32990792
Well yeah, she drove Lui with it once

>>32990887
>Kiara is getting on really well with Ame, kronii and Ina
Did you not see all the sexual tension?

Computer HiRyS

>>32990736
Dragon's Dogma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp_46DQ3gZc

I used to shitpost Gura and call her out for her obvious bullshit but after the Tempiss debut I realized just how much worse things can be.

>>32990593
god i'm so hyped for another umisea animation or some shit and more gacha VN streams. maybe she'll even get curry commercial next year

my cool husband towasama...

>>32990921
that prompt was so perfect for irys

>>32990921
I really want to believe IRyS is smarter than she portrays herself on-stream, but man its hard.

>>32990819
>the set is now complete
Hell yeah
https://twitter.com/QUASARCAKE/status/1568716815626567680
https://twitter.com/QUASARCAKE/status/1568360908023566336
https://twitter.com/QUASARCAKE/status/1568000120708558849
https://twitter.com/QUASARCAKE/status/1567608833375371265

>>32990543

>>32990786
>>32990824
>>32990929

>>32990386
>>32990418
>>32990427
>>32990436
>>32990440
It's quite simple, and actually extremely straightforward.

Gura has been known to ditch streams before to hang out with male friends. Chumbuds can argue as much as they want, meidos delete it, this is 100% known fact. She even dogwhistled her stalkers when she got exposed.
On top of that, Gura has been disappearing gradually for roughly week-long periods for over a year. She's explained some of those breaks as "traveling" (house-hunting, visiting family). Lately she hasn't even bothered to justify her breaks, except the latest one, where she vaguely hinted at "family issues" being the cause.
I don't know what kind of "family issues" make you travel a lot and be super evasive about it, to the point that you can't even say "hey, I'm gonna go visit my family for a few days so no streams this week!". But it makes a ton more sense if she's visiting, say, a long-distance boyfriend. Always long breaks, tries to call as little attention to it as possible (because she can't make up excuses for traveling constantly), and always comes back to streaming slightly sad (I've been in a LDR before and this is exactly how it is). The reason why we never get any info about her breaks isn't because she's practicing opsec or doesn't want to talk about her family, it's because there's NOTHING to say and she doesn't want to start a lie she'll eventually contradict herself on.

Assuming Gura does have a boyfriend, and she's keeping it hidden from her fans (which she definitely would, she's going the full idol route now), it would be pretty easy to understand why all the other girls would find faults with her behavior. The girls who think nothing of mixed-gender collabs with Tempus resent her for refusing to hang out with them despite literally TANKING her career for her secret boyfriend. The girls who do care about idol purity feel like they're working with a fake.
Basically, Gura is a hypocrite who wants to have her cake and eat it too.

Meidos do your dirty job, you know I'm right.

>>32990736
EYE Divine Cybermancy

>>32991014
trying too hard

>>32990957
>call her out for her obvious bullshit
You didn't do shit lol

>>32990736
Killer is Dead

>>32990905
You ever hear of those long distance sex toys where you put your penis through a device, and the device sends a signal that makes another device simulate your penis?
I stuck my penis through one device while fucking Kronii, which made the other device fuck Ina, waking both of them up

>>32990957
as a chumbud i think we still need to call out gura's bullshit (otherwise we become deadbeats) but of course you are right, we need to appreciate what we have.

>>32990957
Y-yeah i shitpost her more now because she's gotten even worse since they debuted.

I want Kiara to have sex with Ame
and Reine
and Moona
and Mori
and Ina
and Nene
and Subaru

and me

>>32991014
TLDR, Is she fingering my oshi Amelia or not?

JWU, who do we hate today?

>>32991014
Go back faggot

But if you do have a cake, why wouldn't you want to eat it? What use is a cake if you don't eat it? I nevet get why do people use that.

Sell me on Saplings

>>32991076
only when it's been a rough day

>>32991078
me

>>32990306
>>32990423

>He doesn't enjoy the permanent guerilla Zatsu, karaoke, rust, apex, minecraft , fomo cycle
Ngmi

>>32990277
>Lvl 5 Halu
Moom is too powerful.

>>32991078
Anya

>>32991055
Deadbeats have more of a spine than chumbuds lmao.

>>32991078
Ayamefriend. How dare she abandon us?

>>32991109
FUCK YOU

>>32991101
every day is a rough day with gluten allergies

>>32991058
What have you accomplished with your shitposting? Gura is the same and gaining subs like crazy. Her merch sells well and she's still the VOD queen after two years.

>>32991118
sure cuckbeat

>Kiara:Reine Love, Reine Love.
>Reine:*Chu's back multiple times*
Cuuuute...
https://youtu.be/aiABhARCnRM?t=9482
https://youtu.be/aiABhARCnRM?t=9482

>>32991113
Didn't see say she wants to return to botw?

Kaela is giving good advice but kinda sucks at explaining it

>>32989262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uNs3SRObXw
Knightriders watchalong when?

>>32991017
I wouldn't recommend E.Y.E to any holo, it's rough for people going in blind on the pure promise of memes about gaining Brouzouf and legs being okay. I suppose one of the boys might have the patience to get a kick out of it but god damn if you give that shit to anyone in Myth it would make them miserable.

>>32991147
In her own time I think. Don't exactly remember

>>32991147
She's also said she doesn't want to stream it