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>> No.32863570
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Good morning hags

>> No.32863604
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>> No.32863715

>>32863570
Botan reminds me of Mio from xc3 from this angle

>> No.32865380
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>>32862523
What's a hag? A woman who is +30 year old and has a mature personality.
What's a cake? A woman who is +25 year old.

Hag list:
https://pastebin.com/eqeRWL8W(Outdated)

/hag/ Divegrass team wikipage:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hag/

/hag/ Hype Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwfL5sCBoHg&t=2s

>> No.32865619

>>32863604
i want her to abuse me and my dick
forcing it to get erect by using chemicals even though my balls have literally shrunk

>> No.32865728

>>32862523
She's not a hag tho...
>Imb4 the usual site
Yes I know what I'm talking about

>> No.32865792

Get in here, Pochi will do Ara-Ara
https://youtu.be/lYN1JQ2HlmI
https://youtu.be/lYN1JQ2HlmI
https://youtu.be/lYN1JQ2HlmI

>> No.32866340
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>You will never save Miko
>She will be alone forever
>Pic rel will be her fate

>> No.32867500
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>>32863570
>Good morning hags
I am, in fact, not a hag.

>> No.32867562
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>>32867500
speak for yourself anon

>> No.32868006

>>32866340
I can save her...

>> No.32868286

>>32866340
>Miko
????????????
>>32867500
By the way, pic related is having a drunk karaoke right now which featured a menhera rant about how she's a loveless old lady who will never be married and it's fucking over.

>> No.32871617

need more edits like this but the bush color needs to be adjusted to the hag hair color

>> No.32871713
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>>32871617
forgot the example >>32853739

>> No.32874075

>>32868286
She needs a husband. I volunteer myself as the best candidate.

>> No.32874886
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hag love!

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I really want to fuck Lui's butt even though I never watched her and didn't even subscribe to her when she debuted, sorry Lui tomos

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>> No.32876212

>>32874886
>>32874934
>>32874975
>>32876011
>>32876044
How old is the penguin hag and is there still enough time to fertilize her eggs?

>> No.32876286

>>32866340
Surprised it isnt Marine drawn in such s manner

>> No.32876895

>>32876212
She turns 30 this year

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>> No.32877192

>>32876895
NTA but I'm pretty sure it's next year unless if you're the nephewanon then I guess and the info on the usual site is wrong

>> No.32877204
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>>32868286
I will propose to her at Niagara falls!

>> No.32877369

Are hags weak to anal?

>> No.32877599

>>32877369
Which hag are you talking about here exactly?

>> No.32877773

>>32876895
>>32877192
Heh... my girl Klingz just need more time...

>> No.32878070
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>> No.32878169

Imagine the happiness of a hag when she somehow manages to get pregnant. Like finding an oasis full of life in a barren desert

>> No.32878209

A huge misconception I always see about hag sex is people thinking that they are gonna be the one in charge

>> No.32878223
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>>32878169
I had a dream where I impregnated Botan and she was so happy when she gave birth to our child, she had tears of joy

>> No.32878537
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>>32878209
Femdom is pretty hot so I am okay with this

>> No.32879382
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>>32878209
I'm OK with this.

>> No.32879453

>>32878223
Need more images of hags with their child. It hurts so good to see

>> No.32879963
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>>32878209
but anon her at top dominating me just like what she does to suityan is exactly what i want

>> No.32881601
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>> No.32882309
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Fubuki Pai Pai

>> No.32882369

>>32882309
Fubukis breasts arent that big

>> No.32882456
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>>32882369
she's always been that big in my mind

>> No.32883833

>>32882456
canonically incorrect drawing

>> No.32884170

>>32882456
LONG FOX MILKERS

>> No.32884338

Any advice for someone who hates cooming but can’t help but get horny over hags?

>> No.32884712

>>32884338
doing exercise to make your body into an ideal body for fucking a hag

>> No.32885613
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>> No.32886141 [SPOILER] 
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Wet Lion

>> No.32887541
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>> No.32888339

Holy FUCK I want to have sex with a hag

>> No.32888524
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>>32878209
>hag femdom
>misconception
bruh, that's at least half the appeal.

>> No.32888810

>>32877599
hags in general

>> No.32889384

>>32884170
Saggy hag funbags
https://files.catbox.moe/huugtw.jpg

>> No.32890334

>>32883833
Kitsune can shapeshift.

>> No.32890377

>>32876895
i need to put 5-6 babies in her aging womb

>> No.32890718

>>32878209
That's where the challenge is, anon. It's not fun to dominate a dead fish

>> No.32891223
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>>32866340
I WILL save her.
Captcha sealed my destiny.

>> No.32891382
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>>32886141
Beautiful.

>> No.32891437

>>32889384
Fuck me those are long. Imagine using her nipple like an onahole.

>> No.32892657
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I wanna nut inside a japanese hag, bros

>> No.32892713

>>32891437
Here’s some more long Toko tiddy from the same artist, with a floppy Mio thrown in for good measure
https://files.catbox.moe/4mzhml.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/motgvt.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/cdknau.png

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>>32892657
I want to impregnate Lui the most.

>> No.32894340

>>32892713
Thank you very much. I want to milk her like a cow.

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>>32894340
cowberus Toko

>> No.32895053

>>32894968
>no hair

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>>32895053
A big titty cerberus is right in front of you and you're caring about hair?

>> No.32896402
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>>32893884
Hags acting like animals in heat are so hot

>> No.32896543

>>32878209
A lot of hags are desperate for a child. Of course they would be in charge. The thought of being coerced into non-stop hag breeding is definitely the main appeal.

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>>32896402
Very true

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>>32896402
This is the true appeal of animal girls.

>> No.32900314

If these dumb hags keep up these seduction games, they'll be impregnated repeatedly. I doubt that's the outcome they want, but it will be their punishment. This is a warning

>> No.32901191
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>>32900314
No way they would do something like that intentionally

>> No.32901334

Which hags would have the potential to raise a well adjusted child and be a proper mother?

>> No.32901513

>>32901334
Mio. She probably has the strongest maternal instinct in holo.

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Just take a deep breath and relax

>> No.32903481

>>32903340
Please Cojore, not my prostate

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>>32903340

>> No.32904372

>>32903340
You do mine, ill do yours. It's only fair

>> No.32904691
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>> No.32904708

>>32878209
fight for domination with a thirsty hag in heat is one of the hottest things that can happen to a human being

>> No.32905029

>>32878209
It would switch around a lot depending on many factors. Hag age women can either grovel on the floor and feel pure bliss, or literally take you no matter how tired you are to use you as a human dildo for their selfish desires. Thats the joy. Their hormones are wild and the internal clock being a minute from midnight messes with their heads

>> No.32905252

Resident Spider hag Amiya Aranha is singing right now. Get your fix while it's still hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I_Ahc34EjA

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>>32903340
I hope all these canine Holos don't have paranal glands like real dogs. I enjoy hag smell but the liquid which come out when you empty them is vile.

>> No.32905853

>>32905309
The only gland getting emptied is mine into their wombs

>> No.32905870

>>32905853
I made this post.

>> No.32907056
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>> No.32907597

>>32876927
this pic is traced

>> No.32909327
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>tfw born in an era where you can't have a beautiful wife and also marry your daughter

>> No.32909392

>>32909327
Not with that attitude.

>> No.32909908
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>> No.32909971

>>32905252
She's such a lovable dork.

>> No.32910315

>>32909327
It's called Utah. Take them there.

>> No.32910535

>>32878209
I'm fine with a hag taking the lead in bed as long as she shows me the ropes and how to keep up with her.

>> No.32910605
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>> No.32910837

>>32889384
>>32892713
Bless this artist for puffy inverted ones.

>> No.32912890

>>32910605
Milk

>> No.32914630
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>> No.32917583

>>32888810
I think it depends for example I bet some hags like Korone, Lui and Botan are weak to anal while others like Mio, Fubuki and Watame are not so much
>>32901334
Mio, Flare and Lui

>> No.32918812

>>32904372
anon, women don't have prostates

>> No.32919173

>>32918812
>Implying that's enough to deter me from searching for one.

>> No.32920037

>>32919173
Part of me wonders if you're just using this as an excuse to root through her butt... but you're the medical expert and I'm but a humble assistant.

>> No.32920671

How old is too old?

>> No.32920750

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NYRXVSAUeo
Gentlemen, Pochi will give a good use to her new mic.

>> No.32927306
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>> No.32929846

>>32867500
Is there a full or a letterless of that image?

>> No.32931023

>>32920750
>special announcement
She celebrating her daughter's nuptials by fucking another lady on stream.

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>> No.32934955
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>> No.32936724

>>32927306
This Lui picture never fails to make me horny....

>> No.32936904

>>32918812
Yes but anything up her butt rubs against her pussy walls on the opposite side so they can still feel pleasure from anal

>> No.32939004

>>32920750
I love my hag wife singing a Slayers opening song

>> No.32939702

>>32905309
Stop being gay

>> No.32940034

>>32920671
Until their mind has gone senile and they don't bother with their appearance anymore

>> No.32940633
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>>32920750
I forgot she used a voice changer, I am excited for her deeper voice

>> No.32941497
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>>32940633
Am I blind, or she's finally unnerfing herself?

>> No.32941561

>>32941497
looks like it, she said she will do streams with both old model and voice changer and new model without voice changer

>> No.32943380
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I need to huff hag armpits.

>> No.32944650
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Sometimes I think about Millie suddenly stumbling upon this thread and being really happy that people actually want to fuck her despite the fact that she's a hag
I can't be the only one that thinks about this, r-right?

>> No.32944772

When I ate Jollibee yesterday, I can't help but think of Millie

>> No.32946016
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I wish Lui had a dedicated translator

>> No.32947773
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someone please have lots of sex with her, that drunk GFE was too much

>> No.32948026

>>32947773
Please understand she spent the day cuddling her new nephew. She was already hormonal without the alcohol in her.

>> No.32948407

At work today I was helping a busty cake move some heavy things around and her grunting gave me a boner.

>> No.32949161
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>>32948407
Hot OL?

>> No.32949673

>>32949161
She wore casual wear. Her jeans were tight and her breasts had a nice sag to them. Her large shirt didn't help hide her size. She'd probably look nice in an OL outfit though.

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>>32927306
>>32875185
sex

>> No.32950299

>>32949767
SEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>> No.32950732

>>32949767
How do Lui fans watch her without getting a boner?

>> No.32950829

>>32950732
do you know how face cams work?

>> No.32950960

>>32950829
Her voice is pure sex

>> No.32950988

>>32950960
fair enough, I don't listen to women

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>>32944650
I imagine Mio browsing these threads using DeepL and giggling to herself reading all the hornyposts. The joy turning into sadness afterwards since despite having all those men lusting for her she's still alone and single.

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>>32951493
Breed Mio

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imagine......

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>> No.32954579
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watameido

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>> No.32956467

>>32936904
hot

>> No.32956522
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>>32954579
bakatare meido

>> No.32956635
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ベローーーーーーーーーーーーーーーン
ペロペロペロリンペロペロペロペロペロ
ベロベロベロベロシュポポポシュポポポ

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>> No.32957846

>>32956635
Those hag feet, they must have a refined smell

>> No.32958794
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This damned experienced courtesan. Hag correction is needed

>> No.32958868
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>> No.32958939

Sex with hags on bed
Sex with hags on couch
Sex with hags on shower
Sex with hags on public
Sex with hags everywhere

>> No.32958964
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>>32958939
>on public

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>best JP chuuba is a wolf hag
>best EN chuuba is a wolf hag
Coincidence? I think not

>> No.32959147
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32959147

I'm really feeling it

>> No.32959196

>>32863604
....since when does this slut count as a hag?

>> No.32960086

>>32959102
Gonna need a name.

>> No.32960171

>>32960086
Chisaka Airi of Phase Connect. Has a bit of a Office lady / Stacy vibe.

>> No.32960757

>>32960171
>phase connect
That's gonna be a pass from me.

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>>32960171
>mio, fubuki, korone, koyori, toko, airi
How come every canine chuuba is a hard working hag? At this point the moment a chuuba debuts as a canine it pretty much assures a good time

>> No.32961057

>>32960757
Gen 2 is significantly more mentally stable than gen 1. I think you would enjoy watching her.

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>>32951493

>> No.32961917

I just wanted to let you guys know that I managed to meet my hag oshi and get a date with her. Don't give up. I promise you that while the dream is unlikely and hard, it isn't impossible.

>> No.32962113

>>32961917
Congratulations, Are you gonna end her menopause?

>> No.32962186

>>32962113
At least give me until the third date before asking.

>> No.32962323

>>32962186
Well good luck Though I'm curious to know who she is, I'm not really expecting some huge hag chuuba

>> No.32962768

>>32962323
I'd happily tell you, but Rule #1. Also, other gachikoi.

>> No.32963030

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH IM SO HORNY FOR HAGS EVEN IF I JACK OFF I STILL FEEL REALLY HORNY AAAAHHHHH

>> No.32963178

>>32962768
Any hints? Is she huge?

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>>32963178
Big, not huge. Therefore, pic not related. I just felt like posting Korone to express my mood.

>> No.32963251

>>32944650
Millie would be happy I want my hands on her throat, to see her face flush and turn red, and to hear her bones creak while she squirms and struggles a bit impotently against my strength?

>> No.32963319

>>32961917
Congrats anon, but do tell her to stop the gachibaiting, it wouldn't be nice to her viewers

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>>32962768
>other gachikoi
Imagine being a gachikoi for an old ha- oh wait..

>> No.32963612
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Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I want to sniff Kurokami and huff her while she calls me a disgusting freak. I want her armpits...

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>>32963527
Imagine being together with your old hag oshi finally and knowing she'll probably die a good while before you do, leaving you to feel emptiness for maybe decades.

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>>32963620
>she'll probably die a good while before you do
We could be together in a thousand different timelines and only a maximum of 15 of them ends with me dying before her

>> No.32963925

>>32963884
>me dying before her
I meant her dying before me fuck, I WILL DIE FOR HER NO MATTER WHAT

>> No.32964089

>>32963925
wait i was right the first time, i need to go to bed

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>> No.32965178

>>32961057
I'll check her out then.
>>32961917
Congrats, king. I hope your relationship with Mint works out well.

>> No.32965275

>>32965178
>Mint
literally who

>> No.32965377

>>32963620
Haha... I'm about the same age in worse overall health. I figure I'm dying first. By a large degree

>> No.32965525

>>32965178
>Mint
She's barely a cake tho

>> No.32965554

>>32965275
The fat indie hag.

>> No.32965620
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>>32965554
I only know Hololive hags. Sorry.

>> No.32966567
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Hags who are brutally honest are the best kind of hag.

>> No.32968622

>>32966567
I'm loving the definition on Lui's thighs there

>> No.32969049

>>32966567
Based Lui

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>>32958964
Not him. But the rules you use for in/on/at doesn't make any sense. The only way to know them is memorize them

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32969594

We play today against /manstars/ on the 4th match
>>32966769

>> No.32969714

>>32969390
Lord have mercy on a drunk hag that happens to be in the same room as me

>> No.32969766

>>32969390
esl cope, they make perfect sense

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>>32969766
Learn a second language fag

>> No.32969901

>>32969840
I speak 3 fluently, and you?

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>>32969901
Spanish(It doesn't count tho, I'm a native), English and learning Nihongo now

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I forgot to mention what we need to pass Group Stage. We need to win /manstars/. A draw or lose will automatically eliminate us.
So well, pray for a miracle

>> No.32970395

>>32969840
This lioness was built for the mating press, also nta but I know four, (five if french in school counts even though i never bothered studying french outside of school)

>> No.32970436

>>32970395
It only counts if you can talk

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>>32969390
They make perfect sense. You just need to study more.

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>>32970436
Well I guess i can't claim to be fluent in french, still won't stop me from flirting to nihonjin girls in french though

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>>32970556
Anon. I've studied English for 7 years in a Languague School. Even the teachers tell you that you just need to memorize it. There's no other way.

>> No.32970777

>>32970142
Guess things are in a pretty dire situation for the team

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>>32970724
Sounds like you have bad teachers desu

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>>32970983
Sounds like you never interacted with an ESL

>> No.32971242

>>32970142
/hag/ is always on a bad position in the cup, the true underdogs

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>>32971022
After coming to this board, I try not to. Apologies in advance for implying your an indog. Have a hag.

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>>32971292
Man, I love breastfeeding

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Azuki-chan!

>> No.32972259

>>32970142
Just Do It Up!

>> No.32972946

>>32972167
My wife.

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ITS OUR TIME HAGBROS

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>>32974403
Sagging time?

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Let's hope for a win

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>> No.32976436

/hag/bros...

>> No.32976460

To be honest, drawing to deadbeats should have been a dead giveaway that hags were gonna crash this year

>> No.32976473

These hags need to be corrected for next time

>> No.32976540
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Well /hagbros/ shit happens sometimes, let's not get too depressed and prepare for next league.
I'm going to learn PES Tactics so I can be a manager next time.

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32976905

Was a decent run, and /hag/ didn't look too bad, but we got a bit too set on being the Underdogs yet again.

Hope to see /hag/ compete again next time.

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There's always next time but for now I'll have to use my hag to cheer me up

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Just out of a general curiosity I have to ask, is there anyone else ITT who loves hags but doesn't have mommy issues?

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>>32969390
>sheep hairpiece
>sheep on kimono
Please tell me there is a Watame image to go along with this one. I like this guys art a lot.

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>>32977196
>doesn't have mommy issues
There only an issue if you make them one.

>> No.32977465

>>32977196
I'd say myself but what counts as mommy issues?

>> No.32977587

>>32977196
How do you define mommy issues?

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>>32959196
since always, now rope yourself

>> No.32978142

Do you exclusively like 2d hags or do you also like irl women who display hag qualities?

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>>32969390
linguist here
english is one of the most phonetically and gramatically incoherent languages i have ever studied
just because the internet is filled with american eops doesn't meann it's normal

>> No.32978282

>>32978142
both.

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>>32965620
cringe
>>32977196
I guess I don't have mommy issues.
I have daddy issues instead
>>32959196
>koyo
>slut
When? Were? How?
And how is that a bad thing? Hags confident about their sexuality are the best thing that can happen to a man.

>> No.32978565

>>32978173
Chinese is torture to listen to. It's just bunch of shshshshs sounds.

>> No.32978581

>>32978142
2D for sure but irl I've always gravitated towards women just a few years older than myself since I was in middle school

>> No.32978628

>>32977196
I don't think I do. I mostly enjoy their voices and mature (mostly drama free) behavior. The fans are also more tolerable and there are fewer schizo posters.

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>>32977196
I don't really consider that I have a good relationship with any of my family members. So Maybe? I don't know what qualifies as mommy issues

>> No.32978905

>>32978523
being a slut and being confident is two totally different things. But I don't know what does that anon mean by calling Koyo a slut

>> No.32979134

Why do you like hags? What are the main qualities of a hag that make you lose your mind like this?

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>>32979134
saggin breasts, nice conversation. Their Cooking

>> No.32979540
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>>32979134
Mental and emotional maturity. That's all.
I still prefer younger women by appearance, but having someone not act like some rabid bimbo is way more valuable to me than having slightly better looks.

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It both warms my heart and gives me painful crushing sadness to look at drawings of hags with their child

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>>32980261
I just want a happy family and then marry my daughter so I can make sure she will have a happy life

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>>32979134
Generally mellow attitudes but still having plenty of energy, nice looks and suggestiveness are pluses.

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>>32979134
Oedipus complex. I like women who remind me of my mother.

>> No.32981470

>>32979134
I want a hag to save me and to bring out the potential I have but am not using. I also wish to pay her back with my seed granting her a child and renewed purpose.
We can fix each other...

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>>32981470
Sounds like you want a mother.

>> No.32981938

>>32981628
a hag mother wife perhaps....in another life out there....

>> No.32982083

>>32978142
2D because they don't have the terrible traits that 3D hags have.

>> No.32982148

>>32982083
But 2D hags are given life by 3D hags using them as a skinwalker would...

>> No.32982223
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>>32978173
linguist here
chinese is one of the most phonetically and gramatically incoherent languages i have ever studied
just because the internet is filled with mainlander mops doesn't meann it's normal

>> No.32982417

>>32981628
I want to make her a mother!

>> No.32982522

Which hag would specialize in oral? This is important

>> No.32982809

>>32979134
The thought of giving a lovely barren womb my seed is what turns me on. Their natural, aging bodies are also too erotic to ignore. The sagging of the breasts, the somewhat pudgy belly, I love all of it. They are often gentle, which I find very attractive and heartwarming. When energetic, their mood is infectious and I can't help but feel the same way too. Once I impregnate a hag I get to see their lovely pregnant figure, which makes me hard. Overall, I find that hags provide a lot of care and stability

>> No.32982822
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>>32982522
Do you really have to ask?

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>>32977196
Not me lol

>> No.32983030

>>32982148
Can you please elaborate further what you mean by "skinwalker?"

>> No.32983160

>>32982809
Add stretch marks and veiny breasts to the list.

>> No.32983299

>>32982822
I think I need to buy her membership

>> No.32983389

>>32983030
3d women hunt defenseless 2d women, skin their faces then use them as masks to attract suitors to breed with. It's nature

>> No.32983407

>>32982522
Mio seems like she'd be sloppy but gentle

>> No.32983560

>>32982822
Koyori the throat goat as zoomers would say.

>> No.32983615

>>32983407
Now you reminded me of a video of Mio in some 3d game, koikatsu I think, giving a gentle blowjob with some audio of giggling, gagging and coughing. I still cant find it

>> No.32983666

>>32977196

These women are in my age group so it's easier to relate to them.

>> No.32984139

>>32983389
I'm not sure I want that to happen to a hag like Mio, anon. She's too pure and sweet for that.

>> No.32984302
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>>32982809

>> No.32984364

>>32984302
LOVE HAG PUDGY BELLY
LOVE HAG LOVE HANDLES
LOVE SOFT HAGS

>> No.32984442
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>>32984302
Crikey.

>> No.32984516

>>32983160
>>32982809
Some pixiv tags to help you /hag/chads or just your jp reps
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊婦=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
受精=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)
オホ声=rough mature moans (when getting bred)

>> No.32984827

>>32984516
I have memorized 母乳

>> No.32984854
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>>32984516
>rough mature moans
Is this more a JAV thing or are we talking text.

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>> No.32984999

>>32984516
Don’t forget 長乳=long breasts

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>>32984918
sentyo... Surely she could just draw that herself.

>> No.32985307

>>32984854
Can be in a text context but more applies to tags on H asmr, lots of milf ohokoe/ohogoe as it’s the trend right now and is more natural sounding and deeper (opposite of traditional high pitched jav sqeaking)

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>>32985307
Sounds good.

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>>32985307
Where would you be able to listen to such ASMR? Asking for a friend of course.

>> No.32987771

>>32986557
https://www.asmr.one/works

>> No.32987980

>>32986557
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/works/type/=/work_type_category/audio

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>>32987771
>>32987980
ありがとうございました!

>> No.32988409

>>32988052
You can also try https://japaneseasmr.com/
Most of the same VA’s voice hag situations or have collabs together though so if you don’t like a particular VA it may be slightly annoying

>> No.32988864

>>32987980
>>32988409
>>32984516

Now I want to deep dive into pixiv with the tags from above and maybe even try finding hag JAVs for some reason for new horizons. Im sure there should be some good soft ones. Damn /hag/... Fun evening awaits

>> No.32990740

>>32878209
Depends on the hag, doesn't it?

>> No.32990991

>>32979134
You can indulge kinks with them since they're mature enough to know what they want, and to talk about it.

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>>32982522
>>32983407
https://youtu.be/Lm-OyKS61kU

>> No.32992509

>>32969840
>there are women literally living out their every day lives with these birthing whore bodies made for consecutive pregnancy, day in and day out

>> No.32994694

I have put Mio in a time machine. Soon she will be dehagged.

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>>32994694

>> No.32997145

>>32862523
Iofi is a hag?

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>> No.33000056

>>32977196
I have a very good relationship with my mom. She's an angel and puts up with endless shit. I probably like older women because I want someone like her.

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>> No.33000628

>>32977196
I mean, if it means anything, Ive actually had my mother in my life. Never hated her or had any particular lasting trauma with her so I think I'm in the clear. I've just grown to dislike my entire generation and feel more attraction towards older women conceptually for numerous reasons

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>> No.33002346

>>32979134
maturity. that's pretty much it. Mental, emotional, and physical. Somewhere down the line, I realized society became diluted and saturated to a point where the threshold of early to mid 20-year-olds were either still very much adolescent or lost causes in most aspects of life. I can't stand people in my generation these days and would hardly even consider one as a potential mate, much less an associative companion, friend, etc. So naturally, it seems that turning the clocks a bit and finding older women grants you the entire package. A soulmate that'll fill a heart full of life while emptying your sack to bear children down the line. They've strung the ropes of life so most of the time what you see is authentic
>>32981470
>>32982809
For me, shit like this is the difference between wanting to drain your cock in someone and wanting to have your cock drained by someone

>> No.33002556

>>32982809
...B-Benjamin? But you're dead....

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All worker women should dress like this.

>> No.33005161

>>33004708
>>32952731
hags in casual to formal outfits drive me insane

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