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I have Elf fever. And it's terminal. The only cure is sweet, sweet elf breasts

>> No.32924297

>>32914763
Gyaru Elf love!

>> No.32926928

>>32914763
You do not have a fever. You are cursed by their witchcrafts and their breast milk is sour like hell. There is only one way to remove this cursed. Bathe in the holy waters and kill the one you've fallen in "love" with.

Around elves...

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Female Elves exist to be onaholes for human, male, sexual interests. Failing that, they are to be used by human females for whatever sexual desires they wish to enact upon the elf.

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>>32914763

>> No.32930673

>>32929798
Whose live was this again? I can't read the text on the top right.

>> No.32931026

elves are gay

>> No.32932323

>>32930673
>アキ ロゼ
>AkiRose
I can't believe my reps are working

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>>32930673
Aki's 4th anniversary.

>> No.32933049

>>32931026
That explains why Flare is going out with Noel.

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do you wanna see my breast anon?

>> No.32934676

>>32914763
Isn't she half-elf? Doesn't that mean one of her boobs is human?

>> No.32935536

>>32926928
If loving elves is a crime, lock me in jail and throw away the key. I want to kiss her cute little pointed ears.

>> No.32935719

>>32934676
that's not how genetics works, anon. There isn't a line down the middle of her body separating her into one part elf and the other part human.

>> No.32935744

>>32933284
Sure, why not.

>> No.32936337

>>32935719
Every party needs a pooper and that pooper is you.

>> No.32936476

>>32914763
But anon, a disease is terminal when it has no cure and will result in your death.

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shut up elfriend

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>>32936476
It's terminal because I know I'll never have her... it's as good as being incurable...

>> No.32938142

>>32914763
>The only cure is sweet, sweet elf breasts
that's only gonna make it worse

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>>32914763

>> No.32938510

>>32938142
I know... but I can't help it. I'm addicted like you wouldn't believe. i NEED to push my face between her soft, pillowy, half elf breasts and she calls me her good boy.

>> No.32942387

>>32914763
Lamy is the best elf

>> No.32947463

Tanned elves are the best!

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>>32914763
Then there is only one cure.

>> No.32954289

>>32933284
Is this a flesh doll?

>> No.32954702

>>32914763
授乳手コキ with Flare!

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>>32930673
/jp/ would have laughed at (You).
This board is doomed...

>> No.32955290

>>32942387
Well, it's ok to have the wrong opinion

>> No.32955709

>>32938266
>futa Flare
[DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES]

>> No.32956045

>>32914763
wait until she genocides your entire race

>> No.32956276

>>32956045
she won't because she loves me

>> No.32958230

Around elves...

>> No.32958271

>>32955227
/vt/ is heavily EOP, what a surprise

>> No.32958283

>>32914763
The only cure is impregnating and elf and having at least a dozen children with her

>> No.32958456

>>32914763
I know that it's hard with Flare being on break but hang in there elfriend

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Never trust an elf

>> No.32961435

>>32958721
She picked a human with strong genes for a partner. Perfect taste

>> No.32961676

>>32958271
It's not that fucking hard to read アキ

>> No.32962142

>>32958271
>largely english website
>OMG EVERYONE SPEAKS ENGLISH INSTEAD OF ONE OF THE HARDEST LANGUAGES IN THE WORLD HOW COULD THIS BE?!

Fuck you and your smug sense of superiority. I'm sorry not everyone can dedicate hundreds of hours into learning a ridiculously difficult language.

>> No.32962241

>>32962142
Nigger it takes like an hour to memorize hiragana and katakana if you aren't a complete brainlet, and that's all you need to read the first names of any Holo JP.

>> No.32962337

>>32962241
being able to memorize basic hiragana and katakana is a far cry from fluency, I know because I tried to learn it before. That language is a god damn nightmare.

I'm learning Indonesian now and it's way easier and more intuitive.

>> No.32962401

>>32962337
Oh yeah, but again that's all you need for something as simple as just knowing how to read すいせい、フブキ、トワ etc.

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