/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32897340
>sabaton
Cringe

>>32897415
shut up they were cool 3 years ago

>>32897490
Every single 90s USPM band >>>>>> Sabaton

>>32897340
horse tummy

>>32897666
>giant tits
>firm nipples
>tanned skin from being outside
>tummy from constant physical activity

I want to create ponies with her

Fuck such a good model

How. But apart from just a few people there won't be much of a crowd.
You people posted so many 2 view upcoming messiahs it doesn't leave hope for any actual one.

>>32898644
*Hot

>>32897340
Either she masturbates on stream or I'm out. My only interest is wanting to fuck the horse pussy.

>>32897658
Actually, I think I might introduce her to some

>>32897340
I hope she pulls out her giant horsecock

>>32897490
>Sabaton
>cool
on reddit maybe

>>32899612
if its a tranny i will kms

hope there is a hand reveal immediately as proof

>>32899675
no

>>32897340
pls be a southern tomboy waifu and not a tranny faggot

Your brains are legitimately broken for thinking this woman is a tranny just because of what she's into

>>32900517
>>32900517
>you are crazy for thinking its a tranny

bro a girl who is into american military history and fitness is a literal rare diamond or a tranny

Her taste in anime girls is also suspect

Its either the perfect woman or a troon

>>32900664
I am begging you to meet more women! Holy shit! I've worked with like three of those people

>>32900664
Do you have any female friends? Also I'm pretty sure that this chick is just ugly

>>32900721
>>32900815
>bro just go up and talk to her about the battle of kursk

fuck off

>tranny
Lads, she's already got videos up. You can check out her voice/mannerisms already to put these fears at ease.

>>32900899
Why are you, as a man, scared of women? You are physically and spiritual stronger than them and smarter than them too. They don't have any power over you other than judging. And the only one who's allowed to judge man is God, his angels and their agents (me) and what I'm thinking of you is that you're a little bitch who might as well be a tranny.

>>32901214
>why would you be scared of somebody who can turn around after betraying you and threaten to call the cops

fuck off i said

>>32901396
Well anon, maybe don't try talking to Becky the bastard who treats her past bfs like shit and constantly shit talks them behind their back and with her group of annoying ass friends.

>>32900664
>Its either the perfect woman or a troon
what if the perfect woman IS a troon? Sometimes it takes a man to become the best girl.

>>32901777
Ya okay

>>32900899
ok, keep staying indoors alone and see where that gets you big homie
>>32901396
how the fuck did you get someone to call the cops on you?

>>32902330
This is why homosexuality is illegal. The human race would go extinct

>>32902432
perfection has its' price

>>32902330
I'm afraid the penis is a dealbreaker for me. Seems a little gay

>>32902330
I remember someone arguing that on TV like 15 years ago.

Its been so long I actually never knew she didnt debut live.

If she started like a year ago they could have been /lig/ but I think they're doomed to be 2view.

>>32897340
Shouldn't Sabaton be Swedish? Liked their Metalizer (re-released) album the most before they were so popular. Anyway what has that vtuber to do woth Sabaton?

>>32903573
all sabaton does is talk about military shit so she fits

>>32897340
I'm going to have so much sex with this horse.

>>32904238
no thats my job

The art looks retarded but she's probably autistic if she's a sabaton fan so you lose some you get some

I hope she plays Squad.

>>32905387
squad blows

Will she be racist towards me if I'm not American?

>>32906399
No, but I will

>>32906779
But you're not a cute girl

>>32897340
IS THIS ONE BIG JAB AGAINST AME?

>>32906894
yes

>>32907924
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOHHHHHHHH

30 minutes until stream starts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7pzGV5-oc0

>>32899691
There is a whole catalog of videos to watch

>>32897415
>Zulu still salty about Rorke's Drift
sayonarablack.mp4

>>32897340
can't believe I actually stuck around till debut. she's kind of a cringey dork but I think that'll end up being endearing in actual streams.

>>32906399
American isn't a race.

>>32908611
false

>>32905656
Ah yes, she should play Minecraft and Apex instead.

>>32908222
I have a feeling she's here. in case thats true. I'm gonna go masturbate to a horse girl doujin before the stream starts Tomoe

>>32908636
there are better games
like red orchestra 2 , post scriptum and hell let loose

Squad sucks ass in comparison

>>32908611
>he thinks people born of mixed german and english blood who rose to surpass both isnt a race

wrong lol

>>32908611
Speak for yourself, plebeian.

>>32908692
Her papa is /here/ so she probably is too. I just hope she doesn't pander to this board. /here/tubers fucking suck.

>>32908959
heretubers are fun

imagine getting your feedback from an uncensored source that is based

>>32909294
*panders too hard and goes menhera*

hope she plays arma or insurgency

>>32909294
Nigger, look at nyanners to see why that's a bad idea. Besides, every english speaking chuuba comes to this board while egosurfing so they see plenty of criticism.

STREAM STARTING. GET IN HERE FAGGOTS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7pzGV5-oc0

>>32909433
nyanners is a fucking redditor you fag

>>32909294
fuck that shit

Cute Horse

oh her mic doesn't suck as bad as the shorts made it seem

so is she a war/weapon autist?

>>32908959
Tomoe is not /here/ they are adjecent via papa and several chuubas they know.

There are three fates of /here/chuubas:
1) Escape 4chan and go on to be a regular, successful streamer
2) Pander too hard to the board and end up committing extreme yabs
3) Maintain a healthy relationship between your streaming and only occasionally dogwhistle /here/ while not actually interacting with /vt/ people

Generally the last fate will eventually end in one of the other two, it only depends on how long it takes.

>>32909520
I mean she did replace it

H O R S E P U S S Y

HOWDY FUCKERS
TIME TO MOUNT A HORSE

oh my fucking GOOOOOOOOD

ITS A FUCKIN REVERSE TOMBOY AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She has a very deep voice. Appropriate for a tomboy. Am I wrong or does she sound kinda black?

>>32909540
yeah apparently she's a uniformfag or something

>>32908748
>18th century
>today
not so fast mutt

>>32909582
>REVERSE TOMBOY
What?

Made for breaking the quiet

>>32909589
nah she sounds white as hell

tranny voice

>Never been alone before
SHE HAD DAILY SEX FOR YEARS, ALL OF ARMY WAS SEXING HER CONSTANTLY

>>32909613
Tomboy design (short hair athletic ect) but extremely feminine

reverse tomboy

>>32909650
Nah, her voice is too naturally high in timbre to be a troon.

>brown
>abs

>presentation
all those wasted hours on patrol formations...

>>32909669
So it's neither.

Horse is cute

>MLA format
kek

Nice

she's such a fucking dork...

>>32909650
trannies wish
sounds more like the new cartoon network voice actress meta [spoilers] it's terrible [/spoilers]

Wait, she is an actual horse?

>whole ass profile
she's went too hard

Fuck she's cute...

>>32909780
anonchama...

>under God
Holy based

Is she actually brown?
Any linguists can tell?

sensible chuckle

Bros how the hell did this horse live to 121 years old

>Relationship: Please.
GFE confirmed

>>32909650
I will never be able to understand how you people watch women stream all fucking day but still manage to be completely unaware of what they sound like. Is it because you're watching fake-voice whores like Kiara and Pekora?

I can't read shit

So is this US Armies newest attempt at recruitment?

>>32909867
>age
hagchads win again

>>32909900
idk but if it is it's working

>>32909900
Better than anything they did since WW2

>>32909669
that makes no sense but ok

>>32909826
if she is, she was raised in a non black area.

>>32909900
No it would be on Twitch

>>32909900
i will die for this tummy horse

>woman
>funny
>/k/fag
What's the catch?

>>32909900
From what I could tell she's just doing this for fun, but if it is actual recruitment I'll give it more credit than the former attempts to appeal to the gaming demographic.

>>32909785
Do you think she lays down and roles around when she farts?

>>32909900
It will work better than the rainbow shit they've done lately.

>>32909952
There's only one potential downside. horseface

>>32909900
it's too well made and scuff

>>32909900
Yes
Expect an eagle girl for the air force and a dolphin girl for the marines too

>>32910012
CoastGuardbros...

/FIT/CHADS WINNING

>>32909900
Didn't she say that she in it or was in it?

>>32910012
what's the navy getting?

>>32910045
She's Navy IIRC. No idea where she's stationed.

>>32910012
>dolphin
I want a fucking Doberman goddamn it

>>32909857
>/vt/
>watch
lol
lmao

PLEASE DON'T PLAY APEX PLEASE DON'T PLAY APEX PLEASE DON'T PLAY APEX PLEASE DON'T PLAY APEX PLEASE DON'T PLAY APEX I AM BEGGING YOU

>>32910080
when did she say that?

So why do she seem like another person when live?

>>32910077
A tranny sex toy review.

>>32909900
>Dark Brandon brings dark horses

>>32910012
does the navy get a shipgirl

>FPS games
If I ever have a daughter I will groom her to play RTS games

>>32910146
What ship should it be?

>>32909992
SUS

>>32910146
pippa already confirmed as a ship

>>32910118
all her other stuff is scripted

every /k/ related vtuber remind me of the /jp/k/ femanon who said they would be a american vtuber.

>>32910159
USS George H.W. Bush

>>32909900
Oy ogey the anon knows

>>32910147
she said she does RTS too lumi gonna get btfo soon

Her rigger has posted on /vt/ and might be in this thread RIGHT NOW

Jesus christ she's fucking adorable

>>32897415
/THREAD

SHES HERE

i want her to kick me in the balls and break my pelvis

>>32910220
lumi already got btfod by clio and miia who ironically are her viewers

>>32910303
every service member goes through this

Getting major strike witches vibes from her design, and I dig it

she's definitely a fucking glowie but she's so fucking cute fuck

her voice sucks

She's in the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Commissioned Officer Corps...

Every time I hear about females in the US military, I'm just reminded about that female army lesbian orgy.

>>32910402
>female army lesbian orgy
???

>cute
>dumb
>likely a giant fucking POG
>feminine
>abs

i am love

>Glowie horse vtuber

she can shove whatever she wants down my throat

She's so luminescent it hurts

>>32910402
Well you know what they say.
>Work Hard, Play Hard.

She hates the diversity and inclusion hires

>she hates that trannies are allowed in the military now
holy fucking based

>>32910469
She wont shove it down your throat. She'll ease it in gently.

>she hates fat people

yo this owns

>>32910511
this makes zero sense when talking about the military

Wait, she's actually in the military?

>IM NOT GLOWING GUYS

>>32897340
God, I have been waiting so long for her debut

>IM NOT A FED
dyrbi

either her rigging, her eye color or her design makes her look crosseyed

>>32897340
What do you guys have against links?

>>32910551
I mean it line up with her leaving for long time

>>32910551
yeah seems like it

she sounds so autistic
has she killed a man before?

>loves tanks
holy shit she's perfect

Project Melody if she decided to not be a whore.

>>32910555
>>32910574
You guys deserve everything you get for watching someone like this, just saying.

>>32910523
She didn't say that.

>favourite colour
>Orange

are women allowed to be tankers in the army?

>>32910662
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
NOT THE ORANGE

>>32910643
you didnt watch her previous videos then

>drill sergeant
>they don't act like in the movies
yeah she's army

>>32910638
>woman in the military
I have bad news for you buddy.

>>32910584
links are for /wvt/

>>32910662

>>32910631
doubtful

>This chat
Man, assuming she keeps this audience this will be a fun bunch

she's gonna sell you guys patches and never send them.

>>32910786
>top 3 war crimes
heh

>come over here ill teach you all about it ;)
>i do have abs
>i wanted to be cavalry

>>32910802
Is this what the Fruit Loop vtuber did?

>>32910802
She should partner with the /k/ patch people for merch, they'd probably be willing.

>>32910666
Ye, there's also a webm where a woman reloads the abrams and it takes her like half a minute

100 bucks that Tomoe was a desert Queen

>It's only a war crime if you lose
Holy based

>>32910745
AAAAAAAA TASUKETE NIGGERMAN

can someone draw her roundhouse kicking me in the balls

>That look and voice when talking about not getting caught for war crimes
MY DICK

SHE DOESN'T OWN A MONKEY???

whats the weirdest thing you could do to someone with abs
like just
lick their abs?

>>32910873
abjob

>do you own any monkies
i fucking hate this place

IM GONNA FUCK TOMOE'S FRIENDS

>>32910873
I had a dream once where I was in a concentration camp and I cummed on someone's ab.

imagine licking this horse

>>32910873
Make them fat so they lose them

that's is a fucking Ahoy transition

>>32910873
I want to lick girl abs, especially if they're all sweaty

>>32910726
no fucking kidding lol
The Marines are the only real ones.

>>32897340
Fan will get Yakuza'd after making lewd art of her

>>32897415
fpbp

former bronies in chat

>>32910916
We will enjoy it.

that shit looks like a .22

god her voice is so quiet and shes cute

how do I give her money?

>>32910980
>Peak Brony was 10 years ago

>horse girl locking me in her basement and forcing me to work out until I'm fit to be her partner
h-hot

>>32911014
maybe it's drawn out of scale?

>>32911073
I was a junior in high school back then, and overnight the smelly nu-metal kids turned into kids that wore ponies on lanyards around their necks.

>being /fit/ will make her like you more
big lifts are in our future boys

>if you join the military ill personally train you ;)
SHES TRYING TO GET US TO JOIN

Will you be her big strong stallion /whorse/?

>Just dodge the bullets lmao

>she's never been almost shot
she's a fuckin POG man

>>32911197
signing up right now

you know that one video of a horse eating an entire chick off the ground in front of a chicken?

The propaganda isn't working the propaganda isn't working

>>32911197
>Falling for the glowie propaganda
That's how they get you bro

>whey protein
also
>the moderator has a yotsuba pfp
all right which one of you is grooming her

>>32911245
I know about the pne where it just steps on one like nothing is there

>>32911207
>6'1
>190 lbs
I think I'll need to bulk up...

>>32911312
that's who edits her videos

On a base? Don't you have to be married to have your own housing? I thought you had to share a room if you didn't

>SHES STREAMING OFF OF BASE INTERNET
so thats why its so shit

>>32911231
>>32911261
all it takes for a man to become a simp is a cutesy larper

>>32911274
My wife is already in I'm doomed

>base wifi
this pony

>Looking down on non-Americans
She's just asking for my Polish ass to mount her and show off why hussars were best cavalry in history

This bitch just sounds like deepvoice Melody

>>32911386
I mean she is married to her work

>>32911386
a lot of the nicer barracks can be a single person per room

>>32911386
>>32911465
this

>>32911386
Stable master is married to her horses

>>32911431
Is that good or bad

>Please don't evade taxes
bros she's glowing

This hor sounds like Melody

>>32911518
It's ok autistic people immune to propaganda

>>32911500
yeah, me

>Donation link
Literally giving money to the government

melody if she joined the military instead of being a pornstar

there are wifi providers that work inside of bases. I hope she knows this

>>32911386
>>32911388
>vtubing from the base barracks
>male voice yab is the first sergeant chewing out some chucklefuck

>umarmy
that's a pretty solid name

LATER LOSERS SHES TAKEN A LIKING TO ME
IM IN

RATE

>>32911619
fucking kek

>>32911640
Larper/10
not gonna watch

she's pretty cute bros, I'm signing up

>>32911640
abs/10 would lick

Haha epic US military vtuber! Being in the military rules, guys! :-)

>>3910402
I just remember the story of a woman carrying a bag of shit she let out through her vagina. Turns out she had too much fun with her ass, apparently daily, and tore the wall that separate the shithole from her vagoo.

RATE THE DEBUT

>>32911640
HORSEPOWERHORSEPUSSYHORSEABSHORSES/10

I wish all Americans a happy 9/11

>>32911640
horse pussy/10

>>32911619
>"private why the FUCK would you do that" echoes in the background
>uh what the fuck was that
>"don't worry about it"

of course she’s in the chair force, sitting in her luxury barracks while roleplaying as a brown tomboy horse on the taxpayer’s dime. pretty based honestly

>>32911665

>>32911640
ABS/10

Cute horse.

>>32911640
sad that she's either a lesbian or a barracks bicycle/10

I'm sold fellas

>>32911676
Thank you for remembering. That and every day since have been the day the clowns cried

>>32911640
Cute/10
Clearly a bit nervous but chuubas always are on debut. I enjoyed her quite a bit. Looking forward to her future stuff, I hope she does workout streams.

>>32911640
she cute but this all feels a little too on the nose and I don't like it

>>32911640
cute/10

Don't forget to show her your love by drawing porn

>>32911640
She's way cuter than I was expecting/10

>>32911640
>>32911713
oshi/10

>>32911640
>>32911672
cute/10
hope she sticks to 6pm stream time

>>32911690
Utter shamelessness is a prerequisite for joining the American military.

>>32911640
Better than excepted/10
She needs to grind her zatsu skills and could use some charisma grinding too but she has tons of potential as long as she doesn't get mired in western chuuba drama

>>32911640
I thought it was a pretty good debut but as >>32911732 says, it does feel too on the nose. Nothing necessarily wrong with that I suppose.

I'm ready to dedicate my life to this funny horse

>>32911744
She hates porn but likes pin ups and cute shit

>>32911719
>I hope she does workout streams.
Umari getting smoked on stream when?

>>32911386
she talks about having an editor, so... that's probably her husband. not like she's big enough to pay for one.

>>32911804
Show her your love by drawing pinups of her!

>>32911804
based

>>32911690
>chair force
what makes ya think that?

>>32911804
>hates porn
I finally have a indie oshi

Idk I'm thinking more Army than AF

>>32911814
It's really not that expensive to pay an editor

>>32911804
>hates porn
holy based

>>32911905
And she is making money from her job

>>32911640
high potential/10 she will decimate indie's like a knife through butter.

>the military doesnt let you in if you have adhd where i live
NO
MY HORSEGIRL DREAMS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>32911640
She's cute and seems to have a good sense of humor. May be a little too American for my taste but I'll check out some streams.

>>32911804
How are pin-ups any different than porn?

>>32911982
Softcore i think???

>>32911690
I would recommend you a chuuba that has seen combat but if you liked Umari, you won't like her.

>>32911977
you can usually get a waiver for whateveris wrong with you, especially now that they can't keep people for shit

>>32897340
You can tell by watching her debut that she’s not the one who made that powerpoint. She reacts to it like someone else like her boyfriend made it.

Also she admits she isn’t actually that patriotic? Wtf wasn’t that like the whole point of her?

She couldn’t name a single FPS, so her liking FPS games is another fake thing about her. She named Minecraft and passed that off as a joke but she still didn’t name any fps games for real, even though she said those are her fav games to play.

Pretty sure her “editor” is her bf, who also writes and scripts her recorded videos.

>>32912019
I can't imagine anyone who has seen combat playing a character like this on stream.

>>32911905
it is when you make 0 money from the channel. makes zero sense to pay for one at that point.

>>32911982
the lack of sexual intercourse

>>32912041
one day in and she already has schizos, she's inclining

Anyone else kinda completely disgusted by this, or just me?

>>32912041
>someone else like her boyfriend made it.
cool, better than her being some femcel dyke kpop loving retard that hates men.

>>32912093
>>32911947

>>32912041
my man it's been one stream. hold your horses (heh)

>went to see Top Gun
>missed her debut
I think she'll forgive me.

>>32911977
there’s tons of zoomers with ADHD in the military who never told their recruiters, the army would prefer them to fatties

>>32912143
why?

>>32912041
>already has an anti
Yeah, I'm thinking she made it.

I liked it for the most part. I'll stick with her for a little to see how it goes

>>32912158
people already coping and seething lmao

>>32912129
The formatting and syntax is pretty much spot-on for the usual vwt/lig schizo. Probably the biggest cuck on this board. Don't reply.

>>32912041
I literally do not care she is cute

>>32912129
If you’ve been following her for the last few months like I have you’d know she has brought up her editor numerous times and it’s always in a personal way.

And she definitely didn’t make the powerpoint. Her reaction gives it away pretty obviously.

>>32912143
you about to say some /pol/ shit?

>>32912143
>disgusted
Would you care to elaborate on this a little bit my guy? What are you feeling here.

>>32912249
rent free

>>32912240
>he didn't see the intermission slide

>>32912284
I can't imagine another reason to be disgusted with a newly debuted chubba other than theme anon. use that brain buddy

>>32912362
I'm the guy you initially replied to and yes, of course. It just seems like it's in bad taste to me. Although I realize I just walked into the Stuff Other People Like thread as an I Don't Like It guy. My apologies.

>>32912362
what the fuck are you talking about, retard?
>say incomprehensible garbage
>get called out for being a nigger
>use ur brain kek
get off the board you dilating fucking freak

>>32912217
Wow she sure is moving up fast when there already people like this

>>32910511
but SHE IS ONE???

>>32912454
Holy mald

>>32912546
go back

>>32912041
nice bait fag lmao

>>32911710
this fact about military women causes my great pain.

>>32912145
>unironically believing the "kronii hates men" rrat.
retard detected.

>>32912176
>>32912207
Did you just start watching her today? Cool, I've been following her on youtube and twitter for months now. The signs are pretty obviously there.

I mean just look at her other youtube videos. A woman couldn't write those scripts herself; women aren't funny. It's her editor who writes them, who she also said is a male so.

>>32912791
>Cool, I've been following her on youtube and twitter for months now
so have I retard. you need to chill out

>>32912791
her editor was in chat
he has a yotsuba pfp and is clearly just a shitposter from here, not some guy whos in the military with her

>>32912880
>there are no weebs or shitposters in the US military, trust me guys

>>32897340
>nipples visible through shirt
FUCKING BAS-
>horse shit
dropped

>>32911814
Nah her editor's heart belongs to some priestess or something.

>>32912976
people like you who reject the superior horse pussy are undoubtedly into fucking dolphins or some shit

>>32911431
Do not compare honse to that stinky fucking whore

>>32912976
>nipples visible through shirt
what model have you been looking at
>>horse shit
>dropped
nigga you gay

>>32913054
I want a regular human girl vtuber for FUCKING ONCE
every vtuber is either part animal, the personification of a concept, or a mythological creature

>>32912791
Don't care, she's cute. Cute horse girl is cute.

>>32912791
>retard detected.
Notice how nobody mentioned kronii yet you brought her up anyways. Says it all, really.

>>32913150
watch sora then

>>32912230
this is why vtubing is doomed to fail
you set literally no bar for them

>>32913608
The bar is set at: be cute and do cute things.

>>32913608
cuckold don't you have some kronii prints to cry over?

>>32913070
prove me wrong

she has the same accent and weird "bubbly" autistic vocal mannerisms they're probably from within one or two counties of each other

>>32913310
I don't speak ping pong ching chong ding dong

>>32912862
kek sure you have, lying newfag.
>>32913264
You're being obtuse. That "femcel who hates men" description is synonymous with Kronii around here and has pretty only applied to her here on /vt/.

>>32913850
She doesn't ESL-kun.

Okay but seriously how come she couldn't name a single FPS game

>>32914263
I chalk it up to nerves. we'll know what's up by the next stream

>>32914012
I know, but this kind of shit isn't limited to kronii, surely.

>>32914263
Don't care girl cute etc etc
The cringe of metal fans testing random street people with their band's shirt is immense but the lack of it lets bad larpers get in.
Remember that girl who wanted to pass as race queen chuuba and couldn't name a single car? This is exactly what's happening right now.

>>32914263
She couldn't name anime either.
She was either spilling everywhere or she had no prep.

>got too into a game I was playing and forgot to watch the debut

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I'm watching the VOD atm fucks sake