/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for based retard

Did Axel just expose that Vesper gets a lot of (holo) female attention? In fucking shambles lol

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
_________________
>Commandments Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/393GUHfa

The cupping feels really nice

This dingo is good ASMRtist. Made me lose my sides

>>32818352
women want what they can't have. Whores need to stay away from my pure ojisan!!!

axel's jp voice... his laugh and sighs... im straight right? having a boner due to these sounds is normal, right?

The funniest ASMR ever and I love that it's unintentional, ojr dingoboy is just that much of a dumbass.

>>32818444
No, he was alluding to how embarrassed Vesper gets

>>32818444
What did he say?

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>32818444
wait i didn't catch it. what did he say?

>>32818253
This is funny LMAO

Brothers I'm in shambles. I need Axel to growl into the mic RIGHT NOW.

>PLEASE END IT WITH SMACKING HIS 3DIO MIC
>PLEASE END IT WITH SMACKING HIS 3DIO MIC
>PLEASE END IT WITH SMACKING HIS 3DIO MIC

>i hope vesper doesn’t tune into this shit
KEK

That aruran apex video had me fucking dieing
>>32818466
you gay as hell

>has drowning anxiety
>anxiety spikes everytime he does that ear cupping thing
The rest of it is good though

Holocure tempus (maybe ,idk,pls?)
>Broshi
>Normal attack
>Special attack
>Power ups

>>32818510
Knowing Ves, he's probably lurking

>>32818491
he has sound feedback...I really want that daipan...

>>32818466

>>32818542
there’s a very high chance that both vesper and altare are watching

this fucking dingo

>>32818491
>smacks his mic
>loud sound feedbacks to his ears
>screams

>>32818538
Magni
Can't play anymore since it corrupted my save file
I give up

>>32818542
He's lurking and jerking.

bro what if he farts haahahha

>>32818538
Do not surveypost at the start of a fucking thread, idiot.

>>32818590
wouldn't be surprised. Ves's been pretty sussy lately.

>>32818514
>Aruran APEX
You should watch the original stream.
I'd pay if that'd push them to make an RP war ASMR stream in an FPS game. Maybe CoD or Battlefield might be better.

>>32818595
First is vesperburp anon and now we gonna get axelfarts anons

>>32818580
>enter loop of loud noises and screaming
>ends with him pulling the plug on PC

>>32818595
haha yeah, wouldn't it be wild if he burped by accident or something lol

AXEL IS JERKING US OFF AGAIN AUUUGHHHHGGH MY DIIICCKK

Dingo stfu just do the sounds,I cant believe I'm laughing while im laying on my bed kek

I'm questioning everything

axel is trying SO HARD not to be sussy. but axel, this is sussy. this is sussy content.

NODOKA-SAN COULD BE LISTENING

is that a bong wtf

AAAAAA
I'M GETTING FRIED

>>32818652
Burpvestie. Control your libido.

>>32818669
Are you hard?

There are tired Asian ladies right now lying in bed listening to Axel on a Friday night contemplating if it'd be weird to start schlicking

>>32818669
It's ok anon. Just give in to this bratty dingo.

>>32818682
It was like a mostly finished bottle of rum and coke

Kowalski, Anal!

>Ramen coke
kekekekeekekekkeekewkekek

>>32818669
anon...

>>32818669
THINK ABOUT ALL THE HAGS ANON, DON'T FALL FOR IT

>>32818734
this is way too fucking funny to schlick to

Please smack the mic

Axel has big, rough hands...

>>32818734
It's not weird though, is it?

>big calloused hands

I can hear the roughness of his hand, this guy is jacked holy shit

ayo yaoi hands

>if you guys don’t like it, you can feel free to leave
based

>>32818818
>axel's big rough hands on your neck as he strangles you to death
im ngmi

>>32818790
If I fapped to Deron's ASMR women can schlick to this one no problem.

>>32818818
I want them around my neck

UUUOOOHHH DRY HANDJOB

Do you like what you hear anon...?

He's talking about Gachapon in an ASMR stream hahahaahahha this guys is is hilarious

>>32818888
>THOSE NUMBERS
>THE DINGO PICTURE

IM GONNA CUM PLEASE

>>32818888
I HATE THAT I LOVE IT

>>32818888
ay yo

I kinda get asmr autists now

>>32818888
Yes, I honestly expected it to be a bit scuffed. But this is just beyond

I just realized Bae got off right when Axel started. SHE IS???

>>32818888
QUADS FOR DINGO

>>32818888
I guess I'm into ASMR now

That sound feels good whoah

>>32818888
I love how some parts are great quality and some are just completely scuffed. The occasional swearing and gap moe when he speaks in Japanese is hilarious

>>32818888
yea i hope he archives this because this is fucking hilarious

There's an actual "beat you up" ASMR video that I enjoy conceptually so I was interested in this, but I've come to realize I hate every other ASMR that exists thanks to this Axel stream. Feels bad.

JUST A LITTLE GUY

続けてください!

drawfags, quick, draw axel drowning vesper using the scene from Little Nicky as reference

>>32818958
If you think this is good try the big leagues of ASMR. Get good headphones and a layback chair.

Damn, that tapping part gave me ASMR so strong I lost grip strength in my hands. It's been a while since I felt it that hard

DIFFICULTY LEVEL: I'm at work trying to type with floppy hands

Is… ASMR with male voices actually just better?

>>32819110
Try ASMR ppomo, it's relaxing to hear female voices as well.

https://youtu.be/fgyqYVpCm-g
you mean stuff like this senpai?

what the hell is he talking about LMAO

>>32819110
no, most female (((((AMSRtist)))) just coast of their sex appeal instead of making goood ASMR

>>32819110
No, you're just a woman, Noel ASMR is way better.

Imagine this doesn't get archived

>>32819164
>>32819110
Time for me to shill my favorite ASMR channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqTDWgTQUgYwqy6MDArHn0A

>>32819110
Nah, I still prefer girly voices. But I'm into knight(listener) and princess rps and those don't work with male voices.

Supachat reqding ASMR.HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAABA

>>32819181
hopefully some anon has a VOD because this is way too gold to be lost

>>32819110
They're pretty equal. There's no barrier of entry to ASMR, meaning you get people with Teams mics trying to do it.
Axel is just doing it properly

>>32819178
"Noel's" ASMR is amazing fap material but the asmr part itself is and has always been bad.

we're going to get another hour of this

>>32819110
Nah just that some ASMR videos are a hit or miss

>>32819110
Find the smaller Japanese ASMR artists that don't show tits or whore themselves out. They're miles better than western women and have better audio for some reason.

>>32819178
>Noel ASMR
This is lewd ASMR right? I don’t want JOI though, not my thing.

>>32819110
Depends on which asmrtist you choose, for me this guy is awesome.

>>32819334
(me) whoops forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-PuKxb29Ig

>>32819110
Try Suou Patora

THE SC KEPT ON COMIN

>David Gao
Is there nothing that can stop this man?!

>>32819316
Yeah some of the best live ASMR i've found is from 2-3 view japanese girls

>>32819334
>>32819383
I really liked his civil war asmr

>>32819383
So fucking based

>>32819398
David Gao
Arenei
Fykku
Ara Ara
Jessie

The pantheon of legendary Tempus simps

>>32819083
NTA, but I'm pretty sure this is bad, scuffed, and just completely amateurish. It's so bad it flips into hilarious, but thay plus the fact that it's Axel makes it tolerable for me.
Those good ASMRs? Nah, not interested. I'm saving my ears for my future wife.

>>32819383
based taste in asmr, this guy is both comfy and hilarious, always tells a story, i suggest the one where 'you are a vital npc dying in a dungeon and he spends an hour looting the room you're in before giving you the medkit as part of the quest because he's afraid the instance will deload when he completes the quest and he'll miss the loot'

>>32819383
Damn that's actually neat

>all these female names in chat
damn axel

>>32819190
Thethumbnails are adorable holy shitttt

>>32819440
Arenei is a long time Stars oil baroness

>>32819500
We all thought Altare was going to be the female appeal but it was this Australian dingo the whole time....

>>32819465
It can get a lot worse than this

>>32819500
all me

I don't really have an interest in ASMR, but this has been a lot of fun.

Axel just can't stop being funny, even during ASMR

Holy shit I just woke up and now I am watching the Axel stream. I just tuned in but this sounds amazing.

>>32819523
Welp, more reason to not find out then.

Oh god the whispers. Fuck I came in the stream late but this is so nice and relaxing his whispers are so damn cute.

>>32819522
Altare only attract squizos....

I still cant get over how he's thanking superchats while making noises. This is so fucking scuffed, but it unironically makes it better.

I wonder if Nodoka is wet right now with this ASMR

how's the aussie's stalker doing?

>>32819533
Hey! At least one of those is me.

>>32819440
Arenei should be in a pantheon of her own

>>32819509
The best part of each 'cat spa ASMR' video is the ending where the lady giving the treatments to the cat starts totalling up her bill and is clearly ripping her off with overpriced upselling techniques, it's fucking hilarious

Come for the ASMR, stay for the cat scamming

>>32819591
>nice and relaxing
Boy, you better check the first half later

>>32819464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K430IAdqePA

>>32819601
>>32817402

>>32819522
Leader is not attracting yumes/fujos or being bros there with his antics. He's making a cult.

>>32819110
Yes, I find deep voices very calming and relaxing. High pitched voices just make me feel angry.
>you're ga-
No I am just female and I like men

Zeta's status rn

>>32818888
>black Cherry
>quads
>Kino comedy
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Penises throb too right?

>>32819689
Will immediately invite him to play Apex after the stream

I've never heard heartbeat asmr but i actually kind of like it

I think is hilarious that this dingo is giving the asmr tingles. For him to just fuck around with this, is really good.

>>32819766
why dont you check

Do you guys think Zeta and Axel are secretly dating?

>>32819773
It felt like laying on his chest

>>32819689
I want to have sex with this dingo after stream

>>32819676
his paypigs seem pretty evenly split down the middle so i believe this

HES GONNA KIDNAP US

>>32819805
I think the better question is if Zeta is secretly dating Axel without his knowledge.

>>32819110
Peak ASMR are the ones without voices. Watch this for pur ASMR bliss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCKtkvFvXa8

KIDNAP ASMR LET'S GOOOOOO

>pov you're a vespling in a /mans/ thread

>Do not respond or engage with any post that drags Hololive girls here unprompted, there's no saving grace and they're doing it to get their (you)s and shit on your thread

He's posting on cooldown and samefagging, ignore and hide.

>>32819771
Absofuckinglutely

>>32819805
I don't think so, they're just homies that clicked off stream, Axel only has eyes on Nodoka afterall.

Kidnap ASMR is quite a niche

>>32819863
MAMA AND PAPA DOKO UUUUU I MISS PAPA AND MAMA

>>32819675
this dingo needs to be careful or else nodoka and zeta will become stalkers too
imagine if she debuts in gen6 through sheer force of will and force collabs with axel all the time
CAPTCHA: HAG PP

Why there's so many zeta horny posting now? Like I know they have talked to eachother before but did something happened? Because it kinda feels out of nowhere.

>>32819848
aren't we all

HE'S JACKING US OFF

>>32819905
Axelotls finally found a self-insert.

>>32819905
someone's samefagging to try to force it, IDGI but ignore it i guess

>>32819885
Don't make me put you in a plastic bag again

>>32819868
Yeah. Very weird thing to ask. Better to just ignore dince it's probably bait

Ah, I think I'm actually getting a few tingles. I usually never get tingles when listening to ASMR.......then again I never listen to ASMR.

jp axel asmr makes me rock hard
its like he's behind me giving me a handjob

axel you can't do the "excuse me" line I'm going to melt

>>32819676
EN Temma...

>>32819905
She is sex
simple as

>>32819905
Nothing happened, some asshole made a thread about Axel on the catalog and this it's the result, ignore and hide.

what the fuck is this gay shit. I thought we were joking

>>32819972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0_4UnUfEsY
You're missing out anon. Put this in your queue

i was planning to put this in the background to fall asleep to, but every 5 minutes he steps in and says some dumb shit that i just cant help but laugh

>>32820042
He literally just said this aint gay you fag

>>32820042
I'm just cumming as a joke bro

>>32819905
I've been shipping them since before debut because "cat and dog lmao" but idk why it's catching wind now desu

>>32820051
She put a bunch of my favorite ones in the members only section...

Axel.....I kneel....

>>32820015
That would make sense, thanks.

>>32819905
I'm using her as my self insert, the tension will break if they actually stream their sessions but this off collab interaction makes it so spicy.

Ultra rare and cute daisenpai ASMR passing through...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nUMzf89-iI

I wonder how wet and mushy Axel's stalker Misaki right now

Uooh his Japonaise....so guud.......aaaaaah it's so sexxu....!!!!

>>32820057
Same hahahhahaha I cant sleep anymore now that Noir's stream will be up in 48 mins

https://www.youtube.com/c/asmrzeitgeist/videos I'm a big fan of this guy, I really like random triggers like Axel. Although he does do whispering too he always includes a non whispering version in his videos.

Alright, I've decided I'm gonna post one of the more silly ASMR videos out there. Here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfAwmZzCEA0&ab_channel=AnimatedASMR

Oh my god he's being so cute aaaah

DJ maggin on the beat

>>32820133
I love her

do we know when the worms collab is happening?

What a fucking dork, my god

>>32820267
I love this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79vxvJ6OeFk

Man, I hope Magni is fingering himself to Axel's voice rn /_\
Magni WILL clown on Axel
Only because he's upset that he came to this

>>32820169
>>32819675

>>32820133
Thank you Soraposter, she is so cute

taking credit for cultare and proud
>he's cute

>tfw axel falls asleep to his own asmr

>>32820322
Still don't know, Ame just announced it 2 days ago, I think she's still confirming with some members

I'm a mans of blood and destruction, asmr doesn't work on me

>>32819905
I started pushing the whole Zeta grooming him offstream as a joke and it caught on funny enough, not like I lied tho they've been playing off stream since before he debuted it's something Axel mentioned himself but a lot of people overlooked so I just reminded them, plus Zeta is SEX.

>>32820407
i don't feel any tingles this stream

Stop shilling your off-topic ASMRtists and talk about Axel's girlfriend instead

Is he a shaco main? i hope leader doesn't find about this.....

>Thank you for cum

If Vesper does a just chatting ASMR I will never have another nightmare again. That would be actual heaven.

>>32820477
You mean Nodoka? yeah, let's talk about her

>>32820477
I WILL END THIS PAGPAG WHORE

>>32820477
give up Zeta he friendzoned you

>>32820495
Anon were you in a coma? He said shaco is one of his favorites like a week or two ago

while i hope members could get a proper asmr from axel someday, i hope we get at least a few more dumb asmrs like this

>>32820477
Nodoka be looking different here not gonna lie

I was barely able to catch just this stream. I noticed that Altare streamed for only 30 mins, he added the gimmick on the title but it reallly seems to me like he didn't really want to play League kek.

>>32819868
>>32819946

>>32820477
That's not Nodoka

>>32820348
Anon stop... I can't write fics fast enough...

>100 shekel tier

>>32819868
>>32819868

>>32820616
He was already struggling with containing his gamer rage with just that one ARAM so it's probably for the best to be honest

>>32820653
Ahbhhhhhhhhhhh this artwork is cuteeeeeeeeee post links faggot

>>32820628
kinda cringe, not gonna lie. Especially how people are biting to it so easily.

>>32820616
No, he just did what he promised. Altare is a man of his word, despite all the evil lurking inside him.

>>32820477
Aaaahhhhhhhh I need to correct this brat for trying to seduce Axel away from Nodoka

>>32820616
you should watch it, anon
it was unironically entertaining

this dingo is so fucking sweet...

>>32820663
Astel has a 100$ tier. It's better than SCing 100$

>>32820616
It was like the Ayame book fishing stream, cept he actually ended after a single game.

i'm kinda new to caring enough about a chuuba to want to join as a membership, how do the tiers work? are specific videos only viewable by specific tiers?

>>32820616
His rant at the end trying to hold himself back was funny as fuck

>>32820616
That one game probably reminded him why he stopped playing league in the first place

>>32820707
I didn't know that, does he do anything in it or is it just purely to show support?

>>32820616
He was about to lose his fucking mind, it's for the best

>>32820716
That can be the case but in hololive 5 dollars gets you everything, thats the standard
The boys will all have a 2 dollar tier if u wanna spam emotes but dont give a shit about exclusive streams

>>32820716
Lowest tier is just emotes
Next tier is Members only streams
3rd tier and 4th tier usually have chat access to restrictected chat in streams.

>>32820733
Yeah, I will watch it after this. I missed like 1 hour of this stream when I just woke up.

>>32820716
As far as it goes for the girls, you get all their members-only content regardless of the tier. But I think the bois might changed that up a little

>>32820716
depends. $2 you just get emotes to use in the streamers channel, $5 you get emotes + special members only streams (You wont have access to the VOD's after your membership expires unless you re-member again)

anything more is usually up to the streamer I guess.

>>32820477
DO YOU FAGGOTS EVEN READ THE COMMANDMENTS

>>32820716
Yeah, basically each tier has different perks. Rio's tier 2 for example has extra content like his own cooking videos and his cat's videos along with other things

>>32820716
In stars usually lowest tier you just get to use customised emojis, higher tier you get member exclusive streams, teasers, wallpapers and highest you get stuff like voice request streams. It really depends on who you're joining because for Roberu all his tiers have the exact same content

>>32820733
>everything’s okay
>it’s fine
>it’s fine
>everything’s okay
>everything’s fine
>everything’s okay
>you’re okay
>everything’s fine
>you’re okay
>it’s fine

32820814
You aren't even doing it yourself fag, stop replying

>>32820716
That depends on the person, but for Axel it's
>2$ - Emotes
>5$ - Actual membership content (community posts, streams)
>15$ - Wallpapers
>100$ - hehe haha tier

>>32820814
Eeh, they're more like non-standard guidelines anyway

>>32820716
So far, Axel and Altare, probably Vesper, said that they're doing two main tier 2$(only emotes and bagdes) and 5$ (for normal member content). Magni is up in the air, you'd have to haggle with that boywhore.

>>32819868
>>32819946

>>32820814
Of course he doesn't. To me this just reads as the new bait. The guy probably doesn't really care about Axel, let alone Zeta.

>>32820814
>>32820664
>>32820628
I stopped the Zeta posting already and you people keep bringing it up kek

>>32820477
Not so fast

Tell me about the game Vesper is going to play

>>32820782
I don't think a single holo has restricted their chat to higher tier members only, its always been a grey filter.

>$100 tier membership
hey people are more than willing to dish out $500 to the boys every stream. May as well get the bag.

>>32820936
I dont have an idea what game that is too

>>32820936
It has dices

>>32820752
Afaik it's the same with the regular one. It's just there if you want to give him more support for his projects since he said before that membership and merch sales help more with his projects

>>32820936
roguelite, i think

>>32820752
Don't think so, at least I'm not aware of anything like that. Streamers just get a bigger cut from members than SCs hence why it's better to member than to send 100 once a month like some do. It's not much but it adds up

>>32820936
idk something about dice and dungeons. i'm just watching so I can jerk off to his voice again.

>>32820936
Its a card/die-roll roguelite, I believe.

>>32820936
It has dungeons.

>>32820974
Yeah, he said before that the $100 one is mostly for laughs and in case people just really want to spend money on him.

https://youtu.be/Z4RzDY8ur9k?t=1341
>That fucking breathing

Like Altare's voice, I'm already used to Axel ASMR voice. Thought I'd get filtered but this is pretty chill and you can tell he's surprisingly enjoying it.

AXEL SAID MY NAME

I hate to policefag people but should we add a rule to only speak of the girls when they are only brought up on stream, during collabs with them and maybe when someone of the boys tweet at them?
I was fine with people bringing some other people outside of Tempus but now it really feels like is done to derail the threads, especially when streams are going on.

>>32821080
ABAYO

>>32820973
Okay so just grey filter and Badge flex

wah

>Associating Axel with Nodoka is okay
>Associating Axel with Zeta isn't
Looks like an anon is pissed his ship isn't sailing

>>32820870
100$ tier will come with a signed dick pics of the boys rm.

>>32821103
There is the commandment already and no matter how many rules you set up that won't stop shitters to try and ruin your fun. /mans/ just has to fucking force themselves to ignore and hide, report if it's too agregious.

God I can't wait for Axel's Queen cover it's gonna slap SO HARD

>>32821070
>hot

>asmr axel karaoke
tskr

ASMR TOP OF THE WORLD

Silliest karaoke yet

OF COURSE HE FORGOT THE FUCKING LYRICS AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>32821218
Even reports does nothing, but I guess I'll do my best to ignore it if there isn't a real solution to it. I truly hope a lot of people did the same since they always bite.

Knuckle cracking ASMR

>>32821070
Fuck that's hot

>>32821320
This time of day there isn't much moderation

AXEL IS GONNA GET HIS BODY TOUCHED BY SOMEONE ELSE AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32821103
I personally just collect the porn-bait boys included to FAP folder and ignore the comments. My Nodoka and Zeta collection has been thriving since /MANS/.

Axel just broke his fucking neck on stream

>>32821200
Noooo you can't point out they play together off-stream you just can't!!!!!!! He's for nodoka!!

This was really guerilla, right? I wonder how Nowa reacted to this shit.
I tuned in way too late but the thumbnail made me laugh.

>>32821320
That's why you spam reports, anon.

>eating asmr
oh god he might actually burp or fart

Axel should pick a more consisten timeslot around this time for him, like Altare and Vesper do. Like right after Vess and before Magni it's the sweetspot.

>>32821103
I think the Zeta x Axel or Nodoka x Axel posts are fine and harmless, even the boys do the Nodoka x Axel bit on stream. It's when they talk about the girls and just the girls alone when it's bad

>>32821493
Sleepy dingo...

>>32821493
Its very late night for him anon

>>32821492
Axel x Nodoka it's harmless because Nodoka it's not a talent, and that's the end of it. If you unironically ship a Hololive girl with a Tempus boy, you're throwing shit around. This is not, and you should stop talking about it.

My heart goes out to the people that actually fell asleep to this and probably got scared after an ad playing.

>>32821070
Jesus, I'm imagining him like in a cold sweat, with white knuckles, hands trembling slightly as he tries to hold in all that rage

>>32821591
>>32821546
Ah fuck, forgot his down unda timezone

>>32821603
>Het ships with the girls aren't ok
>Gay ships with the boys are ok
Your true colors are showing, fujo-chan

I assume Queen is also done by the guy that did KING, right? I hope so because is not really a bad composer but goddamn I am tired of listening to KING.
You guys think is better or worse than KING?

>>32821603
What, are you the captain of the ship or something?

>>32821546

there's no way /mans/ is actually going to go through zeta vs nodoka shipping war arc right?

>>32821724
The name is Kanaria and after Axel posted the waiting room for his cover, he immediately followed the Dingo on twitter.

>>32821677
I'm a straight man and I agree, straight ships can be bad for both parties involved due to the nature of Hololive

>>32821724
King is better imo

>>32821603
Now this is just hypocrisy

>>32821724
Yeah it's a good song I recommend Listening to Lui-nee san's cover, so good.

>>32821778
no, it's like a couple people trying to stir up shit

>>32821492
I feel the same. The ID shitposting and shipping will never gain enough traction anyway because they're too chill to react or give a shit. No one here has an issue with the ID girls because they're mostly bros with vaginas.

>>32821724
I think King is the better song, but I mean, judge for yourself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFCaSz_yYCM

>>32821778
It won't, it's stupid.

axel you did a good job this stream

>>32821778
It's really not so much that but just a couple of shitters intentionally shitting up the thread with this Zeta bullshit that clearly came out of nowhere.
If it was a few posts then it will be fine but at this point is spam. Not only spam but spam during an actual stream.

UuuuuuuuuuU uncle Nowa on the telly soon!!

>>32821778
I could care less about Zeta/Nodoka/A-chan shit. I just want to watch the boys. wish people could just make another general for that stuff.

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>32821883
>Vespling spotted

>>32821883
Is he even awake

>>32821963
Oh hey Altare, nice ride!

There's only one Zeta allowed in /mans/

>>32821992
He's up in 2 mins, get to his prechat anon

>>32821879
>Zeta bullshit that clearly came out of nowhere
I get you are trying to keep the threads clean anon but that's just straight up a lie

>>32822001
So hot I just nutted

>>32821963
free candy!! sounds like fun!!!

>>32822001
Too bad Camille is braindead kek

>>32821724
king sounds a bit better imo, but both songs are overused in covers(queen is newer but is gonna get a lot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eQ4eiXZ5lw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eQ4eiXZ5lw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eQ4eiXZ5lw

>>32822049
VESPLING NOOO

>>32821992
Well he has a stream in 1 minute, it'd illogical if he is.

Let's just settle this with a poal so we can move on already
http://poal.me/c7nsky
http://poal.me/c7nsky

UUUUUuuuuuUU my daddy is on the screen!!

>>32821845
Kanaria is pretty hit or miss for me. King and Identity are probably their best songs. Envy baby is also ok, but nothing to write home about.

>>32822049
VESPLING RUN

SE MUEVE

>>32821778
If I want to talk about shipping, I would just make a separate thread. This place is boys only, NO GIRLS ALLOWED

get your snacks ready for nowa's stream

>>32822130
ENOUGH

Women on twitter really liked his Japanese voice even if they couldnt understand shit

>>32821999
Altare hates children. He's only abducting adults he stalks home on his 3am "walks".

>>32822049
Lost your mommy and daddy little vespling? Come here and hold my hand, I'll help you find them :o)

>>32822155
AIEEEEEEE PAPA SAVE ME UUUUUU!!!

>>32822161
Its like gap moe between his english n japanese voice

>>32822186
mister why are you leading me to a dark alley? Where's my mama and papa? aIEEEE

>>32822110
>no "me" option

>>32822186
Idk about their mommy, but their papa is streaming right now... They're safe....

>>32822191
>ywn use a vespling as a living onahole as while it squeals for daddy

I can’t watch Vesper right now.
I’m watching my new head of state give an address to his people

>>32822027
Yes, I know they have talked over twitter and probably talked privately/played a game together by now. I am saying that this meme of Nodoka x Axel going full speed this last day really did came out of nowhere since they haven't really done anything. It's just a guy derailing things than actually caring.
This is will be my last post on the matter, Nowa is on the telly.

>>32822191
I'LL SHAKE YOU. I'LL DO IT

>>32819178
Weak
Nekoma Karin is better

>>32822282
imagine being British right now kek. get your ass to daddy's stream.

>>32822282
Uh... Axel's cover release is in 8 hours?

>>32822251
Don't ask questions, little one. You'll be safe with me. Just a gentle 3AM stroll looking for your mommy :o)

Didn't the guys mention them doing a group cover soon or I am remembering wrong?

>>32821778
I "shipped" Zeta and Axel from the start. Like Kobo and Altare their twitter interactions are fun and might translate to good chemistry on stream too like the KoboAlt valorant collab.

That being said, I think the Nodoka thing is more forced than the Zeta thing considering it's only happening because of Nowa meming Axel once

>>32822155
>>32822191
>>32822251

>>32822282
Off-topic
Why you care so much lmao? In a couple years when that dies of old age too, you're going to be doing the same

>>32822110
does not matter since Magni will steal both from Axel

VESPER ON THE TELLY EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

OH SHIT I'M SORRY

>>32822284
>Nodoka x Axel going full speed this last day really did came out of nowhere
Now you're just being plain retarded

>>32822415
That's cool, now can you chill about it and watch streams?

>>32822428
Vesties and /MANS/ groomers. name a better duo
based art anon

Did he just mention VVVVVV?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8ZeZJqOE0

SHUT UP AND WATCH.
https://youtu.be/6eQ4eiXZ5lw
https://youtu.be/6eQ4eiXZ5lw
https://youtu.be/6eQ4eiXZ5lw
https://youtu.be/6eQ4eiXZ5lw

This is my first time watching Vesper in a while since he streams during really inconvenient times for me. Any VODS I should catch up on? I've already watched his FTL streams.

>VVVVV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8ZeZJqOE0

Nowa fans, let's settle this:
There's more Vesties than Vesplings, or more Vesplings than Vesties in /MANS/?
http://poal.me/txk5o9
http://poal.me/txk5o9
http://poal.me/txk5o9

please stop referencing feces.
Vesper no

>>32822543
zatsudans and minecraft

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ABSOLUTE WHOOOOOOORES
NOWA IS ON

this is a roguelite right?

Pssst. /MANS/. Here's a hint.
The faggots trying to start off-topic shit and the faggots policing the threads are the same people


t. /hlgg/ veteran

>>32822132
Yeah, I don't mind Queen but I don't think it's very memorable. Axel is my oshi though, so I'm still excited to hear the cover.

>>32822543
Did you watch the zomboid collab? That's a must-watch.

>>32822543
The latest Minecraft is enough, ylu can just ask /mans/ for context on some things.

>>32822612
This

its okay its fine its okay its fine its okay its fine everything's fine

>ywnb Lady Luck reminding Vesper of his waifu
I am going to kill myself

>>32822543
The most recent minecraft one was kino. You can mostly leave it on in the background but watch the last 30m.

>>32822446
I hate Americans and zoomers so much it’s unreal

>>32822612
THIS

>>32822235
Yeah, it's the contrast between the two that makes him so hot.

Why are americans spamming off topic shit when there’s a stream going on

Vesper is such an autist. cute

>>32822612
I stopped referencing it because it was for a funny bit but the policing made it worse, stop shitting on a one off joke, faggots.

>>32822687
Because they aren't from here.

JWU for Nowa what happened to Leader in League

>>32822415
Nowa memed him only because he wouldn't shut up about her.
And the fact that A-chan memes him too is too fucking funny.

Vesper sounds off today, I bet he just woke up

SPHESS MAREEN

UNCLE NOWA YOU'RE SO GENKI TODAY

SPESS MARINES

>>32822765
this happened
>>32822656

>>32822765
maldtare real

>>32822765
He experienced peak league of legends: AFK and trolls

>>32822776
nah, his orc side is just coming out again.

UNOBTANIUM

UNOBTAINUM NIPPLES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbRGg3e1b68
BATTLE BROTHERS

>>32822765
this
>>32821070

Has any of you played this game before? I heard of it but never seen actual gameplay. Music slaps too.

Thia game has a good BGM

VESPER?

>that rawr

What's the appeal of games based purely on luck? Hades and RoR I get because it's action, but what about FTL or Darkest Dungeon?

EAT THE A PULLS

>>32822577
>Only 3 Vesplings
Come here lil Vesplings, come here....

GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

>>32822904
Never heard or seen it before but seems like a good streaming game

>>32822869
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE

HE REMEMBERED MY NAME!!!!!!!

Motherfucker definitely has guns, rifles and what not. Dumb /k/ poster old man.

>>32822543
I'd say the Altare and Axel streams where this happened, but it's probably easier to just watch edited clips:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hCT2_kTak4

I genuinely don't care about like, 80% of the games Nowa plays but man, the amount he is into these games and how happy he gets... it makes me happy, now is no diferent.

>>32822923
you develop skills\knowledge that overcome luck and test you limits against RNG bullshit

How come management is suddenly competent when Tempus joined. It's not the same 3 games every week, these boys get new permissions for good games constantly

>>32822765
Μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Αλτερος οὐλομένην, ἣ μυρί’ ΛοΛης ἄλγε’ ἔθηκε

>tumblr sexyman
Reminder that Toby Fox wrote official fanfiction of Sans beating Reigen in a sexyman competition
https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/1567739718762364929

>>32823149
the boys actually request permissions in advance
See: Nowa requesting DND perms before even debut

>>32823149
The boys probably have the balls to actually ask.

>>32823152
No he entendido un carajo de lo que has dicho

>>32823149
Maybe the boys are just more competent streamers

I love how into these games Nowa gets. It hypes me up so I'm glad he's streaming this one.

>>32823149
Altare put in like 5 permissions requests at a time

>>32823149
They request perms for a lot at once.
Axel has been struggling getting perms for multiple games

I wish I could be as autistically enthusiastic about anything like Nowa is...

>>32823149
With the exception of Ame and some JP/ID girls. The girls unironically don't know what to play and can't be bothered with searching for games they'd might want to play. Notice they only play popular/FOTM games whilst the boys, specifically Nowa and Altare, have a plethora of games they want to play

I feel like the dingo, this is taking too much brain for me to understand.

>>32823149
Tell me one corpo girl vtuber that would request permissions for faster than light and stream it for 8 hours

>>32823474
It's literally just dice rolls with addition and subtraction

>>32822829
It was a bad idea to play a pre-lvl 30 account. If your teammates aren’t bots, they’re complete noobs making playing against smurfs worse than usual.

If any of them play (if able) a command and conquer game I will cum. Especially if it's TibSun or RA2 campaigns.