/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

JWU, what's with all the zeta/axelposting? Did they interact with each other recently?

>Axel finally gets his cover out of perms hell
>somehow gets schizos to starts another controversy drama loop that has nothing to do with him
Why can’t the schizos just leave the boys alone?

>>32803229
They have interacted since debut i think. you could see her in the Steam friends that can play in surgeon simulator and i believe she was in some of his chats.

>>32803276
the only schizo posting i approve is axel killing the queen of england

ASMR TONIGHT, WE EATIN GOOD AXELOTLES

>>32803229
previous reply here i got it wrong here you have.
>during one of Axel's first streams he mentions one of the first hologirls he interacted with was Zeta
>mentions how before he debuted she often would ask him to play Apex or other games with her off-stream
>2 weeks or so after he debuted mentions again that he had been playing with Zeta off-stream and that she's really cool and funny

>>32803229
They have replies to each other tweert quite often. Their interaction is exactly like cat n dog

EEK!

>>32803229
not really, but i feel like the nodoka/axel stuff happening recently may have brought attention to their previous interactions

>>32803229
>>32803276
It's the best ship though but nah they're just friends who have interacted with each other since before he debuted Zeta was also in his friend lists for some games.

>>32803229
Unironic ship war with Nodoka and Zeta

Regus, protect your mijikai at all costs.

ZETA IS GONNA TRICK AXEL INTO BABYMAKING SEX, WRAP HER LEGS AROUND HIM SO HE CANT PULL OUT, AND HAVE IT BE RECORDED SO SHE CAN SEND THE VIDEO TO NODOKA.

>>32803276
they make holobrony men feel insecure

>>32803470
Shit thats really skinny even by SEA standards

>>32803485
N-no...

axel affectionately whispering "cheeky cunt" into your ear

>>32803344
Was he her doctor?

>>32803725
no, I believe it was mr. Jhonny Sins

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
_________________
>Commandments Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/393GUHfa

It's this really the thread...? It feels like it was made by the mori attention fag that spams every single thread judging by the OP image name.
Again I don't really care about mori but I don't hate her, but please keep this shit when they actually do stuff together. the whole "she is part of the boys!" feels so forced and really seems like is intentionally derailing Tempus discussion.

>>32803825
I've already vowed to mating press that fembeat if she doesn't stop that shit.

>>32803825
I’m too tired to care, at least no one is pushing a discussion about her and too busy hornyposting Zeta trying to groom Axel away from Nodoka

>>32803848
Ok hear me out,Gangbang

>>32803725
axel should play the dartmoor mission from hitman 3 where mr. sins kills an old british lady

>>32802671
There wasn't a lot to work with that wasn't overlaid with a bunch of stuff, but this little melody was fun to work off of. Had to resist changing the melody too much and I went for more of a hip hop beat this time
https://litter.catbox.moe/roew32.ogg

>>32803713
UOOOHHH ANONN YAMEROO

Is Leader gonna team up with any other holo on league tonight? Or is he just going solo?

Dead branch
Dead thread

>>32803907
Only if I’m allowed to correct her through the act of impregnation.

zeta is just too much sex
help me bros

>>32804111
Okay
*proceeds to jerk anon off*

>>32803848
I guess I will let it be since is dead hours anyway. I just have zero tolerance for tourists that come here to derail stuff like the mori poster does, is not really that far away from someone that intentionally comes here to shit on the boys.
But the moriposter got their wish, a /mans/ thread with mori on it. I just hope now they will actually stop spamming their stupid headcanong here and actually just chill and hopefully also watches streams. That's about it.

>>32804111
you will never be axel

>league stream
>aram
why

>>32804207
Bruv it's just OP, chillax. The more you bitch about something the more will shitposters do it

>>32803140
was the splatoon3 stream good? I missed it.

>>32804231
at least it's not norms.

>>32804231
He just came back to League right? It's better imo because the normal game meta always changes every season.

>>32804261
yes but only watch the part after he plays the game

>>32804068
tourist anon, it's dead hours on this thread right now.

Anyone else stoked for Axel's Queen cover?

>>32804261
It's a 3-hour splatoon 3 stream + 1 hour of loopstation stream.

>>32804231
it's good since normal match in lol is too confusing for returners

>>32804105
Than we have an agreement

>>32804296
Im stoked to hear him sing, its been a long time desu

>>32804231
We need a full Stars Dota tournament.

>>32804253
Idk man, I think acknowleding these dudes and let them be is a bad but whatever, /mans/ thread kinda die fast I guess so maybe is not that big of deal like you said.
Sorry for sperging out like that, it just shocked me and I still hope it doesn't really happens again. Gnight bro.

>>32804296
he said it's better than his previous cover, so yeah

>>32804253
NTA but kill yourself. Don’t make us do a repeat where we have to aggressively shove the OP hijacker trying to change shit into the ground and beat their shit in.

>>32804363
What is this autism lol

>>32804231
when did he play last

>>32804296
But when is he doing a cover of THIS Queen?

>>32804068
Dead tree
Dead forest
Dead park

>>32803848
Based.

>>32803848
Woah, hold on there anon since when did you take this nasty oath?!

>>32804433
Deadbeat

Im already dehydrated thinking bout axel's asmr stream tonight. Will i live until the end of it

>>32804412
Axel has a good voice but he really need to take lessons and up his game if he ever hope to cover freddie

>>32804485
Since some threads ago brother, someone had too.

>>32804261
The last hour of it is great, it's just Magni fucking around with his loopstation

>>32804594
I notice that when Magni gets bored he pulls out the loop station.

can‘t wait for sexdog‘s cover and asmr! i love him so much

>>32804562
May the god blesses you my brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3H9LinmZ8
StarsKore for those of you who have nothing to watch

I'm not gay I just want Magni to watch me when I jerk off

>>32803470
I M A G I N E

Its almost as if I'm drawing Medea. Anyway, I'll try to finish this later for the Magsisters and brothers. The sun is already out in burgerland and I need to sleep.

https://twitter.com/fourshours/status/1568106907034066950

Magliostro!

>>32804512
Not every queen song is super hard

>>32803470
Holy shit Kobo is so skinny what the fuck? is she a dwarf or something?

>>32803470
Literal child

I want Magni or Regis to read Oyasumi Punpun on stream. I want to see them stunned, not knowing how to process what they're feeling.

Now that it's deadhours, I remember some anon weeks ago wanted to do a /mans/ watchalong.
Anyone wants to watch the Stars' first concert together? I am in the mood of rewatching it but have no idea how that setting up the stream works.

>>32804849
Temma mind-controlling aunties

I WANT TO GET MATING PRESSED BY NOWA AH AH AH AH

>>32805013
ToT

>>32805171
NO, ANON, YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE

>>32805222
LET ME DIE BY HIS DICK!!!

>>32804890
Take a look, it's a changing age
And we're an open book, that's got a lot to say

Since it's dead hours, let do some surveyposting.
>Your broshi
>Your oshi
>Game you want to see Tempus play

Me:
>Vesper
>Faufau
>Dota2

>>32805366
>Axel
>Lui
>Gtav online

>>32805366
>Magni
>Magni
>Nowa playing Library of Ruina

>>32805366
>Vesper
>Bae
>Crusader Kings 3

>>32805366
>Axel
>Mumei
>Halo Co-op

>>32803470
she weights as much as 9year old me
I am not so sure if i wanna draw that yet

This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, this nigga indulges in the French vice, this nigga has an antipathic sexual instinct, this nigga fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, this nigga be a man’s man, this nigga close to his mother, this nigga aint someone you want to turn your back on, this nigga went to art school, be careful with your soap around this man, this nigga intends to adopt, he’s a reverse engineer, he’s a rear admiral, this nigga eschews the front door, he loves to shop, he’s got disposable income, he’s a confirmed bachelor, you should see this nigga’s nails, this nigga’s dog fits in a purse, this nigga smells good, you can trust this nigga with your sister, this nigga name Jeremy. What I’m trying to say is he's 'one of them'...if you catch my drift.

>>32805366
>Vesper
>Kson
>Battlefleet Gothic: Armada 2

>>32805366
Vesper
Mori
Kenshi

>>32805366
>Vesper
>I hate women
>Halo Reach

>>32805366
>Magni
>Robechan
>Advance Wars but with custom maps so I can watch the utter chaos and pain unfold

>>32805410
Thoughts on the new DLC?

>>32805366
>Altare
>Axel
>Total war: Shogun 2

I can forgive playing with a racist but I cannot forgive playing league of legends

>>32805366
>Altare
>Azki
>Megaman X or Zero

>>32803140
Fuck off hetfag

>>32805366
>Dezzy
>Temma
>Mario party

>>32805540
>het?
>fag?
so basically bi?

>>32805526
https://youtu.be/ay9ZxsulN2c

>>32805366
>Regis
>Tokwa sama
>Want them to play Europa Universalis 4

>>32805366
>Axel
>Kronii
>Gundam Extreme Vs Maxi Boost On

The only het ship I approve of is nodozebaexel

>>32805366
Axel
Suisei
7 days to die maybe, I don't really care

>>32805605
Zetaxel for me, name even clicks well together.

>>32805366
Axel
Don't have any
Terraria and bunch of other games they have no perms for. I've been thinking, and Axel should play one of the fallout games. It would be pretty fun to see him either kill people or make friends with some factions...

I wonder what region is leader gonna be playing , imagine sniping the guy on aram, would be fun trying to get his toxic gamer side back ..... hehehe

>>32805366
>altare
>regis
>any game as long as they're excited about playing it. For example i like watching vesper plays ftl because he's so cutely autistic about it, even though i don't care about the game itself

>>32805605
this but nodoka, zeta, and bae

>>32805366
>Nowa
>Squeeb
>Any game of the Dragon Quest series

>>32805366
Altare
Ame
No more heroes or killer7

Are the anons here with female oshis here just because the males have more palatable tastes in video games?

>>32805795
Of fucking course you guys are here...

>>32805366
Magni
Kronii
Any Musou games such as WO3 or Dynasty warriors

>>32805806
>NMH
>k7
Guys, we got a man of fucking culture here

boys being boys what’s better than that

>>32805829
My oshi is holojp, i dont understand shit but still watch lui cause of how hardworking she is. Holoen are boring af

>>32805366
>Vesper
>Botan
>Smash of some kind

/Guesspost/
What do you think is the level of leader's account in league?
>130-140

>>32805851
MOMMY? PAPA? UUUUUUUU

>>32805366
Vesper
Kronii
Kenshi

>>32805366
>leader and magni
>leader and magni (i have abandoned my femoshi now)
>any shmup konmai or cave, etrian odyssey series (an impossible dream), potion permit (for magni)

>>32805366
Axel
Mori, I guess? I don't really watch her streams though, mainly just music content
Pokemon Stadium

>>32805366
>Altare
>Suisei
>Ace Combat 7

>>32805366
Ragus
Kronii
DMC4 or 5

>>32805733
>10people sniping him, leaving till they get shaco
WOULD BE KINO AF

>>32805861
Brother you like my magic?
https://youtu.be/dTAeb3MvEcI

>>32806059
Kek, classic
but I prefer this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyTries7m9E

>>32805366
Altare
Noel
Monster Hunter Rise/World

>>32805829
>the males have more palatable tastes in video games?
I enjoy Tempus a lot but this statement is bullshit. Yes, most hologirls are normalfags, but these boys are not much better. (So far Vesper being good at Zomboid and FTL is definetly an exception)
At the end of the day, they all play the same fucking games because perms

>>32806134
>Altare and Noel
You really like ASMR voices, huh?

>>32805366
Idk, Nowa probably?
Moom
Asura's Wrath would've been great...

>>32806176
>Vesper being good at Zomboid
I'm better than him with only an extra few hours, he's too cautious and slow

>>32805366
>Vesper
>Bae
>Gears of War horde mode or EDF

>>32806176
1:4 based tastes ratio is much higher than the girls. Granted some of them have good tastes but >perms
God I hate perms so much.
>>32806333
This he plays with multihit on. I still like the streams anyway.

>>32806176
They need to hire me, I'll host my own Holopro TF2 server and get Stalker perms from THQ

>>32804231
aram is good though

>>32805829
Yes, my oshi plays some games that are to my taste but she's very bad at them since she's not a gamer, I watch her because I want to see her have a good life and she has fun zatsus.

ah.. i want to hornypost about shota altare..

>>32806846
Who's your oshi?

This dingo keeps winning
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1568195411734843398?s=46&t=ttMynwBpIKrhgeErIP8Mtw

>>32803470
what the fuck my 8 year old cousing is 40kg

>>32805366
>ragus
>fauners
>i want to see nowa stream disgaea
>he would make a monster-only team as a bit
i don't care about main story, i just want vesper to play my fav grindan zatsugame and spend 1 gorillion hrs in the item world

>unironic shipping here now
a trend downwards i see...

>>32804512
It's a recording anon. He can just retake the same line a dozen times, repeat this for every line and it'll sound decent. In doubt there's always autotune.

>>32807042
*cums on u*

>>32805366
>Vesper
>Reine
>TF2, either one is fine

>>32806959
axel is probably one of the happiest and most mentally stable vtuber out there

>>32806959
Imagine if he can get kanaria to do a song for him

>>32807211
"DINGO" by kanaria and Axel Syrios

>>32807042
I ship myself and any of the cock desperate Indonesian girls after Axel "no way fag"s them

>>32806959
Who's that?

>>32805366
Vesper
Fauna
Age of Empires 3

>>32807244
Fuck, that's so spot on

i hope we get an axel original song someday

>>32807265
Composer of "KING" and also "QUEEN" which happens to be Axel's next cover song. Kana is a pretty good composer, Shien covered "KING" and Astel + Ollie covered their song "Envy Baby". I recommend checking the covers out, they're good.

Queen is not bad, though i was hoping for a black cherry official cover

>>32806959
who is that

I want to go on an aquarium date with Nowa Oji!! He'd do his research weeks before the date and then go full schizo and every type of aquatic animal while I listen to him attentively!

>>32807444
KING, QUEEN and Envy Baby composer.

>>32807444
>nowa oji aquatic animal autist
>i am marine biology autist
... i have a chance.. we can sperg about things together on an aquarium date...

>>32807465
Oops, I meant it for >>32807435

>>32807494
>>32807465
Ohhh so the person all the vtubers been doing their cover off of I see.

>>32807417
Nah axel keeping black cherry for the 3d stream. Hes gonna thrust n hump while singing it

Ay lads, I see altare's frame is up. How many of you am I gonna see trying to land in his lobby?

>>32805366
>Magni
>Gura
>Sekiro or any Souls game

>>32804231
Even if he went for a moderately long stream of norms, that shit can take ages. Like 40 minutes to lose nexus when the game was over at 15 long.

>no one even mentioned this
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1568165864473788416

>>32807489
Jotaro?
i know it's a stale meme a this point but i just can't help it

>>32805366
>Vesper
>Magni
>the rest of the L4D2 campaigns

>>32807444
>>32807489
Imagine Ocean Man by uncle Nowa

>>32807489
The serene moment where (You) admire the fishes swimming around the travellator tube and Nowa Oji actually gets starstruck by how cute/handsome you look ToT... Rendering him speechless even

>>32807697
>tfw im a jap who's also a single father (thank god im not like jotaro)
i just want a comfy aquarium date with nowa oji so we can sperg enthusiastically about stupid fish and whale falls

>>32807681
There's a few anons talking about it a few posts earlier, though.

>>32807697
It's okay, I like JoJo memes too

>>32807746
aaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH DONT DO THIS TO ME... IM NGMI
>>32807737
an ocean man cover by nowa would be both hilarious and wonderful, i want to hear more of his singing even if its shitpost-y songs.

Why are women so annoying...

>>32807863
*queefs on you*

>>32807863
ikr
*cums in ur eyes*
anyways you wanna read those almond fics right

>>32807894
AAIIEEEEE AAAA AAAAAAAA NOOOOO A AAAAAA

>>32807825
Nowa Oji letting (You) go on an endless ramble this time, admiring your enthusiasm for the fishes while he holds your hand tightly, never letting you go. Better if you kinda lose your awareness of your surroundings because you're so so focused on telling Nowa about everything you like so he has to watch out for you nearly walking into a pillar from time to time.
The people around you would simply chuckle at you two lovebirds clearly in love with each other and busy being in their own world.

>>32808101
THIS IS SO CUTE ANON!!
i might take it up as a fanfic prompt for my yume self-insert . ;___; an aquarium date where (You) sperg about fish then a hiking date where Nowa spergs happily about everything there is to know about hiking and the outdoors...
im ngmi...

How do we stop Mori?

imagine the musk...

>>32808299
Would stink like a wet dog

I'm not gay but I wish we got a hot twink tempus member, ragus looks too odd

>>32808381
Don't we have the maglord?

>>32808281
You can't stop the death

>>32808381
Watch Nijisanji if you want more twinks.

>>32805366
>Nowa
>Ina
>Prey 2017

>>32805922
THAT'S IT, LITTLE VESPLING
IN THE PLASTIC BAG
NOW

>>32808381
Anon.......Magni is right there.

>>32807863
That's just how they are, unfortunately.

>>32808281
Anti her enough to make her graduate.

Anons! Axel is a very hungry dog and he wants something yummy in his tummy!

What are (You) going to feed him?

>>32805366
vesper
ina
outward

>>32808481
Mcdonalds 月見バーガー

>>32808481
my cummies

>>32808216
It'll be Nowa's turn to sperg on hiking tips then. Better because (You) would be alone with him from morning till night (assuming that you're camping too). He'd show you how to catch a fish, cook delicious meals and feed you good food. He'd protect you from getting into dangerous situations so he also holds your hand tightly especially hiking up steep hills or mountains.
He'd also show you places with beautiful/picturesque places, feeling happy that he has someone to share these views with now. At night, he'd find the perfect spot to build a comfortable camp base and you'd have a mini stargazing date with him... uuu...maybe (You) ending up sleeping in his embrace under the stars and he smiles at how cute you are, patting your head lovingly... ngmi...

>>32808481
my sweaty peanut butter covered balls

>>32808481
KFC and this Korean-exclusive chocolate-mint dipping sauce.

>>32805366
>Vesper
>Mio
>Atelier Ryza 1 & 2

Are we watching reine?

I think homostars and /mans/ is turning me gay, earlier I was at mcdonalds and thought the cashier was the cutest girl I had seen in a long time but then she called out someones number and it was actually a man, in my defence he actually was cute and he was wearing a scrunchie in his hair, and I was also extremely close to gay erping earlier when i was asking for holocure info. How do I fix this?

>>32808689
No idea dude, go ask on Quora or something

>>32808589
>He'd protect you from getting into dangerous situations
>(You) get bitten by a snake and he has to suck out the poison

>>32808589
;__; fishing with nowa for our dinner.. aaaaaaa!! a camping / hiking date would be so cute and absolutely something nowa would be so excited for. i like to think he'll wake you up a little early to go on a hike just so you both can see the sunrise on a scenic view!!

>>32807908
I'm not mentally ill, I don't read fanfics anon.

>>32808481
wet cement

>>32808481
Human meat.

>>32808281
Man why don't these ever play sound

>>32807267
>AoE3
Why that one? I didn’t like that one, it strayed too far from even AoM strayed from AoK.

>>32809006
this one plays sound

>>32808761
Imagine getting bitten on the completely normal yet sensual places... Like the shoulders so his face is close to yours... or your inner thigh..UUOOHHHH ToT
>>32808763
EXACTLY. Spending time with someone he loves the most while doing something he loves the most at the same time? 100% heaven for him.
>i like to think he'll wake you up a little early to go on a hike just so you both can see the sunrise on a scenic view
(You) feel a little sleepy so he holds your hand the entire time while he brings you to the top of the mountain!! Preparing you warm tea and biscuits for breakfast and letting you feel fully refreshed slowly... uuuuuuuu this cute husband vampire... Marriage material!!

If Axel is a dingo... then is Nowa a mandingo?

>>32809073
>you later research on your own and find out the snake wasn't actually venomous at all
>he knew that from the start

>>32809073
>ywn watch the sunrise over the forest and on a mountain's scenic view trail with nowa oji at your side

whats the point anymore...

>>32806959
Holy fuck Dingo cant stop winning.
He just started and already living his best life now

>>32808481
How about you chew
ON THIS FIST

>>32809273
>Chumpedo hands typed this

>>32809149
>Imagine getting an addiction from Nowa biting and sucking off your blood
ywn become his personal blood bag...

>>32808593
THE FUCK IS THIS?

>>32804897
Ayo sex

>>32809273
OI IM HUNGRY, DONT MAKE ME ACTUALLY EAT YOUR HAND M8

I'll also join in and make my own Nowa fanfic
>see nowa
>ask him if hes busy this friday
>he says hes going to be looking through dumpsters for computer parts
>ask if you could come along
>he says he only has one bike
>you gaze into his eyes
>"Do you know what dial-up is? So basically in the early days of the internet there was only dial-up, if you were an end user you had to have a 56k modem in your computer and then you had to use a telephone cable to connect the modem to...."

>>32809434
i love my autistic husband... we can dumpster dive and doomsday prep together... then he can go into his mancave and build / disassemble computers...

>>32808481

ALMOND LOVE

>>32809434
And I'd listen to my wife (male) lovingly. He deserves everything in this world

>>32809362
An actual thing. In S. Korea, they had an August exclusive Chocolate Mint condiment dipping. I think Axel would absolutely fucking love the chicken, but he would gag eating the dipping and I want to see that.

>>32809312
I think I'm missing some context

>>32809580
picrel. I want Axel to eat this in front of me and I want to see him cringe as he chows down on ruined fried chicken. I need this dingo in fucking shambles.

>>32806401
what is multihit?

>>32809667
Kindda fun if axel do a eating stream where he eats weird combo like what he suggest n give reaction plus rating

I want a cowboy shota for StarsEN 2

>>32809760
He needs better rigging but that sounds like a banger otherwise

>>32809760
>tfw we'll get a mukbang stream thats 50% "yummy, hehe" and 50% retching and extreme gagging noises
I want this so fucking bad now.

1 hour until SHACO FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

>>32809819
>>32809847
NOW I FEEL THE OBLIGATION TO RECOMMEND HIM THIS

How was leadah’s minecraft stream?

>>32809891
Altare is kinda shit at league. There's a sizable chance that he's going to lose during the first match without ever facing Shaco. Imagine.

>>32809700
You can hit up to 3 zombies with 1 swing, if I recall Vesper's explanation.

>>32809935
please... please do
i want dingo to eat yummies on stream but also see him gag and hear him cry

>>32805366
>Vesper
>Ina
>Bloodbowl 2
Would love to see the boys go at it and if they like enough maybe rope the JP Stars in for a league.

>>32809891
Just going to say now, I've been playing aram for a cumulative year or so and in that time I've seen maybe 20 shacos across both teams. He's a really, REALLY rare choice for anyone to pick.

AXEL TWITTER SPACE

>>32810526
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1lDxLndYBrzGm
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1lDxLndYBrzGm
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1lDxLndYBrzGm

CUTE DINGO STICKING THINGS IN HOLES

>>32810593
THERES TOO MUCH GRUNTS N STICKIN. IM ALREADY WET

>>32810593
Sexo

>that grunt when he hit his knee
why is he sex?? i want to sex him so bad wtf

>>32810593
>this babe is listening in
https://twitter.com/ss_yuetsu
God I wish I was him

>>32810778
You random twitter user posters are fucking annoying

>bought crypto
this retarded dingo

LMAOOO DINGO BOUGHT CRYPTO AND LOST
poor dingo

>He brought crypto

Did he just said crypto

>>32810849
She's a coplayer that cosplays as stars occasionally. Take that stick out of your ass dipshit

>>32810778
damn she fine as hell

If Dingo hasn’t sold he hasn’t lost
>Whole BTC(s) holder

>axel does weird noise asmr
>accidentally hits a part of his body
>starts to scream so fucking loud

>whispering and tapping asmr
what is he going to whisper?? how much he loves to eat food? what he ate for the day??

damn twitter automatic captions are really good

>>32811081
"cunt"

>>32811092
>Altare
>I'll tear

his asmr is just a zatsudan

>>32811081
getting a bunnings snag RP ASMR

>room
Have these guys not left the nest yet

>>32811156
kek

pls watch my girl reine bros...

Putting a twist on the cover? WHAT WILL IT BE, A SUDDEN MOAN

>made additions arrangements
I forgive him

>>32811081
"cracks open a VB"

>>32811306
im watching too dont worry friend

>>32811353
no it'll turn into an aussie version

>>32811306
I'm watching brother, don't worry

>>32811353
it'll be him shit talking the queen of england

That cat is me

Reine is tired...

So why are there ReineBros here? Becuz of the collab next week or something?

>>32810951
>YEAH LETS MAKE HER A THREAD PERSONALITY AND SUCK HER ASS B-BECAUSE UH...S-SHE HECKIN COSPLAYS YEAH!

Ayo n mag emote dont exist yet...

>>32811720
I'm waiting for shaco stream and Reine is having a party so it's nice to watch

>>32804296
The queen has been real quiet since Axel posted his QUEEN cover.

>Posting on cooldown about Hololive member
Fuck off.

Sounds good, but hopefully they won't divide member streams between tiers. That sucks..

>>32811720
Seems like stars is the only branch not overlapping with her birthday
Jp: Watame, Botan, Subaru
En: Baelz
All started streams at the same time as Reine's birthday. Not cool

>>32811817
It’s incredibly obvious kek
>mentions someone off topic in thread
>replies to himself “so haha why we talkin bout them guise “

>>32811720
It’s usually how things go. A collab happens and then some people reveal their oshis. Or in the case of the DbD collab, half of /mans/ revealed they are from /alter/

>>32811874
Who fucking cares

axel loves his family so much
he would be the perfect husband if he wasn't retarted

>>32810849
>>32811751
You literally don't know what a "thread personality" is, newfag.

>>32811874
Stars really respect and cares about their sister branch

>>32811906
>half of /mans/ revealed they are from /alter/
Wtf I thought /mans/ are the good guys

>>32812039
>>32811906
'half' is a silly word huh

Welp, I'm gonna check out from this thread for a week. The spam in the thread was bad enough. I don't even have anything against Mori, but I'm tired of her being shilled in the literal MANS thread.

>>32812123
>Local man makes up threats in his head

if axel starts breathing down my ear in that asmr i‘m going to faint

>>32812123
Might wanna make it longer than a week because generals only get worse with time.

Axel is such a kind and heartful guy lmao. I wish for him to get the Perms he do needs

How well do you think Leader is going to do in League?

>>32812462
Bronze level at best

>>32812462
It's ARAM, ARAM is the only FUN part of League.

>>32812434
same. he's just so genuine i just cant help but root for him. i'm not sure how much his highest tier is going to be, but i'm definitely going to get it.

>>32812462
It's going to be a short stream with a very angry Leader

>>32812550
Can't believe Tempus is now 3 members guild

>>32812550
Alternatively,
>a very angry stream with a very short Leader

>>32812550
Depends. He'll be far saltier if peeps actually decide to snipe him.

>>32812760
You know they will

>>32812760
Time to snipe him then, I wanna see him Tyler1 in the stream

>>32812760
Hopefully Altare has some counter measures in place

>>32812550
Good, I want to see the toxic side that he hides

>>32812760
i feel like he's going mald more at chat backseating instead of stream snipers

>>32812545
Probably same as astel

So anons here gonna snipe him in league?

>>32812970
If you want to suddenly go missing, you can.

>>32812970
Hopefully not. He'll stop the stream if he loses

Anyone got Axel's space recorded?

>>32813108
>He'll stop the stream if he loses
Now, now, don't put TOO MUCH faith in anons

>>32813076
Altare is the homeless guy Nowa met in the woods

T minus two twenty, lads. Fire up ye clients.

>>32813250
chances are he's on a completely new account, io if anyone has mmr from playing aram's it'll be hard to snipe him

I hope nowa joins

>>32813299
>aram mmr
Using a third-party app I've seen the ranks on both teams, its literally a cointoss whether its a new account, an old account from like season 1 or 2, a diamond or above playing for fun, or evenly matched teams. Just how aram works.

https://twitter.com/Potamikouu/status/1568213875878928389
Axel picking up Zeta

aram is the most retarded thing ive ever played i have no idea how anybody could like that game mode

Oh no here we fucking go... guys prepare the awp's because we are sniping

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>>32813398
there is actually MMR for non-ranked games, it's not affected by actual rank, I only really play normals and I see masters+ and silvers in the same lobby all the time

>>32813454
Holy cute

LVL 3 LOL ACCOUNT
SNIPES ARE POSSIBLE BOIS

the time has come... NA bros/sis, make us proud...

FUCK YEAH LEAGUEEEEEE LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>>32813510
>actually MMR for non-ranked games
Wow. I just...wow. There are no words.

Someone subbed some clips from Gamma's Passpartout Tempus drawing stream. His commentary is really cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S75z_oLlMQA

>>32813539
Don’t be that way
I want a 12 hour stream

imagine if he loses his first game

https://youtu.be/Z4RzDY8ur9k
https://youtu.be/Z4RzDY8ur9k
https://youtu.be/Z4RzDY8ur9k
https://youtu.be/Z4RzDY8ur9k
https://youtu.be/Z4RzDY8ur9k
WATCH. NOW.

>>32813580
it's silly

>Gold
Cute

>>32813592
i'll fucking int if i get into enemy team , and i'll try my hardest to carry him if i get into his

>>32813582
Off topic, go back to /stars/

>Got gold, then quit
Relatable. I made plat 1 before quitting ranked my self.

>no flash
>no runes
IT'S OVER

>no flash
>no runes
it's over

>Sona
>Aatrox
>Amumu
he is going to win and it's not going to be close
WAIT WHY DID THEY TRADE OFF WHAT

why the fuck does league still have a level system with unlocks if flash is fucking mandatory on every champ and it seems like they balance shit around it

>no runes
>no flash or barrier or ignite
HES FUCKED HOLY SHIT STREAM OVER LMAOOOO

>>32813605
I quit this game after olaf release, what changed?

>>32813662
>>32813666
On the plus side: He's playing jinx, meaning all he has to do is hide behind his teammates and snipe a kill or two and he's won the teamfight
>Veigar
Nah he's fucked lmao

LMAO

Oh boy... Altare gonna lose here because his team com sucks.

>>32813580
if there wasnt you would constantly be in games where challengers and bronzes are mixed. Its fun in cod when you can stomp but its not fun in league where you have to sit around for 40 minutes because top is 0-10

Is it me or does Oppa's voice sound deeper?

>>32813719
reminder that veigar cage is an ultimate ability

>Veigar
>Soraka
>Maokai
>Vladimir
it's fucking over

ENTER
FURRY

aaaaaa I wanna play with leader so bad!!!!!

I have never played an ASSFAGGOTs game in my life.

>>32813707
Runes are free and you can chose a bunch, there's one item you buy that you build your entire build around. Those are the basics.

Of course Astel likes one of the trolliest dude in league

>>32813769
good

>>32813755
gg 15 minute stream inc

Did he just do a veigar impression

WILL HE WIN OR WILL HE LOSE THIS GAME?
TELL ME ANONS

>>32813755
the only issue is vlad really, Jinx SHOULD be able to deal with everyone else and they have Leona

>>32813649
>he’s still mad about getting owned yesterday

The only time I will ever play League of Legends is if I play ARAM.

....He is gonna mald, right?

>>32813771
actually I checked wiki and it was yasuo when I quit
this game cured my sunk cost fallacy
thanks for the info still

>>32813808
yes, he did

>>32813816
he should win like 70% of the time

Man knows how to use his scenes

>>32813816
They are FUCKED! Stream over

he should have played twisted treeline

>league of legends

>Regis doesn't use a-click
>he fucking manually clicks
it's so over

>locked screen
its over bros

>teemo is afk
IT'S OVER LMAO

>>32813919
Anon I...

Do you guys think he created a new account because his last ig was yab or because it got nuked?

>4v5
it's so fucking over

>>32813919
Anon....

>AFK Teemo
How the fuck do people play this game without friends?

I don’t know what I’m looking at, is he losing?

>>32813649
The whole thing is him drawing and talking about Tempus, and whoever subbed it edited it to highlight the members of Tempus in the chat commenting on the drawings and asking him questions, so not really.

>>32813973
probably just for opsec reasons

Oh boy they are so fucked against Veigar if this goes on long
>4v5
Stream over either way

>>32813919
Coma-anon... it's gone...

>>32813919
Or dominion , this gamemode sucks!!

>>32813985
That's my secret, anon, I'm my own friend!

>Vi
>Jinx
>Cait
What the fuck is this the new season of Arcane???

>>32813985
playing League solo for years has made me like a monk

>>32813919
for me it's dominion

>>32805366
>Nowa
>Ironmouse
>Deep Rock Galactic

>>32813990
One of his teammate is afk, the enemy has leads on kills too, this stream is over

>>32813991
Don't bother reasoning with him, he did the same thing yesterday and got his ass beat.

>>32814017
i feel like the only person who actually enjoyed that gamemode

MALDTARE INCOMING

GAME IS SO LOUD (((((((((((O.o))))))))))))))

>>32814005
they're fucked either way. his team needs a secondary carry. veigar's going to one shot focus him.

>he's seething

>>32814066
>thank you for backseating chat
>as always
kek. he's tilting

would he actually end the stream after losing his first game because of an afk?

>>32805366
nowa
nene
vermintide/darktide

There's so much shit happening on screen right now, this is so hard to follow.

>mention of backseating
>existential crisis

maldtare inc oh no no no

ALTARE
THROW YOUR FUCKING ROCKET GOD DAMMIT

Where the fuck was the ult, Leader?

>Useless Aatrox dying immediately
Yeah this is not gonna go well.

The enemy has a
Tank
Sustain
Crowd control
Range advantage
They are fucked, no altare it's not fine