/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Belieb in the shark love the shark

glopsang gulch

Puffy cheeks. Both of them.

>>32780395
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>>32780395
M

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>>32780395
M

My money is on a members friday stream.

>>32780494
Puffy cheeks

>>32780395
M

>>32780494
Gura's puffy cheeks are mine.

>>32780395
Mmmm

>>32780395
M

Target for Love cover hits 2.3m. It's still the 2nd most viewed video if you search for Blue Archive. I guess shark is still busy that not even 5 hour stream of Rust can take her away from it.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>32780553
She is going to have to so she keeps her members.
With her not streaming she has to at most do 1 or 2 and 3 if she feels she needs it to keep her members, so she collects the money because she has to live off something since, she does not stream anymore.

chumbuds i'm sad

>>32781086
Can you try again but in English?

>do twitter reps
>yeah, I'm done for tonight
Why is she like this?

>>32781237
Its a lot of work to use your thumb to like stuff.

>>32780395
M

Cute shark mention on IRyS' stream

Gura likes

>>32781397
yeah me

>>32781397
it when I hug her with my dick

>>32781086
You know almost no one uses their membership for streams, right? I've been a nousagi for over two years now and we're lucky to get anything besides a picture here and there.

>>32781397
a long time ago.

>>32781397
My thick sticky stinky ojisan semen

>>32781237
>>32781274
If what Ame told is right, then she's on a trip overseas so this is all she CAN do.

>>32781552
I don't talk to Ame.

>>32781552
I already told you, I watched the stream live and she never said that.

>>32781552
stop ban evading

5 stinky girls

For the love of Gura ignore it.

>>32781624
>>32781700
why do you retards even reply?

>>32781828
Sakana Sakana Sakana~

>>32781846
So that other anons don't waste their time asking for a timestamp that doesn't exist because I not many watch Ame here.

>>32781846
cuz I'm a retarded

buds I made spaghetti

>>32781828
Imagine sampling all their armpits. Each race a different odor. Chloe the most tangy, and Gura the sweetest and most girly.

>>You must use voice chat before killing another player except on the last days
One of the new Rust rules. Bigfish was too powerful.

>>32781846
The callsign for bait used to be to just reply with 'retard' until that guy two threads ago spammed it and got banned

>>32781981
no wonder she isn't playing now

>>32781981
>the girls would just screech before shooting
Based

>>32781981
More like the retards mad at Mumei for killing ID

So what's Gura been up to the last five days? Often stop and wonder what she is doing right now, is she thinking about her chumbies?

>>32781981
Were the new rules posted somewhere? And damn that's lame and ruins any fun that might have come from Gura crashing Mori and Ina later tonight.

>>32781290
That's nice disgaea's sicily edit. Man i'd kill for some cute gura drawn by harada

>>32782101
rubrubrubrubrub

>>32781981
That's gotta be one of the dumber rules.

>>32781981
>gura mori and ame all got sat down by management for the way they acted in the rust finale
>work out shitty new rules to make everyone happy
>gura just decides to not stream anymore

>>32782160
hat version too

>>32782139
Having lots of sex and lots of sex. She's satisfying my public use fetish atm, collecting semen from every male within a 100 mile radius.
This slutty cunny just can't get enough.

>>32782155
>>32781404

>>32782139

>>32781981
So you have to challenge someone to a duel before shooting them or can you just screech and start shooting?
If it's the first one that's super fucking lame

>>32781981
Gura uses a fucking sniper though. That whole rat chase kino wouldn't have happened if she had to broadcast intent.

>>32781981
Map is too big and now they have to announce a murder... Absolutely retarded.

>>32781981
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>>32782101
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>>32782155
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>>32782222
You niggers just see a post like that and global and believe it unconditionally without even asking yourself where anyone could have gotten that info?

>>32782371
hololive managers rarely do things, but when they do...

>>32782400
anons wouldn't lie to me

>>32781981
>believing this
You guys

why would they do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>32781981
Choco and Kanata got gunned down by Matsuri unannounced earlier though. Maybe for EN and ID? Though it sounds fun, "hey I am going to shoot you!"

but nobody lies on the internet

>wake up
>still no shark
ogey...

Man I fucking miss Gura. I've been hitting some of the Chilla and old rhythm game streams. Only RE and rand om collabs remains in my backlog.
She was extremely cute in Closing Shift.
I hope she comes back soon.

*click* CHEEKI BREEKI *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

>>32782647
You're missing out big time if you haven't seen the RE streams yet. Also, reminder to everyone that Gura vaguely mentioned having seen this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laGChAJmkR8 when she did the One Piece theme in Taiko.

You ever think about Gura

>>32782845
Gura would enjoy this reference

>>32782835
I watched too much of the games so I just backlogged them. I saw a bit of Village since it was new but RE7 and 2 are things I saw too much of. I would get to them eventually though.
>>32782845
n-nyo

>>32782925
what reference?

>>32782845
I think about her cunny a lot.

Keep doubting her if you want, I'm going to be the last chumbud regardless.

>>32782845
During coom yes

>>32782845
Think...?

I've been doing my reps when Gura was gone, can you buds say the same?

Cute cosplay, me like that soft shoulder

>>32783228
Yep, today is a rest day for me. Im still trying to sort out how i'm going to start my JP reps so I can keep up with her there too

bigfish status?

>>32783228
Everything is a rep with the right mindset.

>>32783228
Been doing my masturbation reps, yes. Was even able to goom twice which is hard at my age.

>>32783228
Yes this is the longest I've ever kept with workout reps. 4 months now. I can really see a difference in my shoulders.

Looks like I can add pointy teeth in the AI generation prompt with "dinosaur teeth".

>>32783355
A hoax

>>32783355
Still not real

>>32783429
She's out there somewhere...

>>32783427
AI Goomba is learning and evolving.

>>32783355
Fictitious

BigFish is only as real as you let her be

>>32783366
anon you should get on pygeum bark

>>32783395
>>32783317
Nice, keep on doing your reps buds. I actually fasted for the first time a couple of days ago and I lasted a whole 72 hours with only water. I surprisingly wasn't hungry when I broke my fast, I just missed the taste of food. It got my mood up and I'm feeling the most energized I have been since I was a kid, it's fucking wild.I feel like I'm strong enough to wait for her for another week or so.

>>32783355
100% real and I will not take my meds

>>32784075
and you have proof of this?

AI Goomba is gonna be an idol like Hatsune Miku

>>32783770
There's a reason that monks among other spiritually wise individuals recommend fasting. I've heard your cognitive function increases too, and it is also a good test of willpower. Perhaps I should give it a try since I injured my shoulder and will be out of the gym for at least a few more days while it heals
>>32784108
It was revealed to me in a dream

>>32784250
It's fucking disheartening to see an actual fucking AI mog my art... what software are you using, I might be able to use it to make cool poses and shit

>>32784402
i believe in you anon

>>32784402
dont feel too bad about it, in about 10 years AI will take over most jobs

Didn't Gura allude in her last member's chatting stream that she was going to be streaming less cause of the Japanese lessons? I can't remember the timestamp

>>32784557
no

>>32784402
I'm using some automatic webgui and the waifu diffusion package.

>>32784642
Im 99% certain she did.. she said something about it while talking about games she was thinking of playing.

>>32784557
I'm gonna rewatch it later anyway, but no, not really. I think it was actually the one before last, but when her reps came up and chat asked if it would mean less streams she said 'no, not....LESS streams' and that the schedule might just shift around as a result. Sort of unrelated but I am fucking dying here, jesus. It isn't healthy to be this reliant on a live2d shark.

I love the loli shark, the loli shark is very cute and funny

>>32784714
WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN HER? GIVE HER BACK

>>32784557
She said they wouldn't affect her streaming schedule, though she most likely underestimated things.

>>32784251
Go and try it bud, the first day was very easy, the second day felt like fucking hell especially the times when you're supposed to eat, and I didn't feel hungry during the third day. I noticed I got slimmer after the fast so to any fatbuds out there this might be a good starting point to losing weight. Also, I felt extremely good and energized when I woke up on the 60th hour of the fast. It also really helped curbed my appetite since my last meal was 17 hours ago and I still feel really full and satiated.

>>32784513
Feels good being an electrician. Even robots need an electricity doctor.

>>32784853
i got in on the automation software game a decade ago huhaha

>>32784698
>Sort of unrelated but I am fucking dying here, jesus. It isn't healthy to be this reliant on a live2d shark
yeah, I was like this before but I found someone else I like just as much as Gura (maybe more), so I don't really care about the ghosting anymore

>>32784402
Heh, get into politics and be a politician anon, not even AI can mog you there

things are just getting worse and worse. she cares so little about us now that she didn't even bother to tell us she's on break. I don't know what is taking up so much of her time, but she clearly cares more about it (or them) than she does about all this. this is the first time she's been gone this long without telling us anything or saying she'd be gone.

hiii, my chumbies!
members stream tomorrow, we have a lot of things to talk about,, see u there!!

I think Gura should buy a monkey

>>32785202
Slavery is illegal in the US anon.

>>32785249
She's cute, she'd get away with it

>>32785192
Play Rust tomorrow Larper, I don't want to miss a members stream

>>32785202

>>32785249
Debatably, but I still have another day before I have to go clock in again so I'm not annoyed enough about it to argue.

>>32785202
Gura hates monkeys and thinks they're gross

Gonna be a chumjoker tomorrow at 8PM if she doesn't stream. Mark my words. This is the final straw and I'm that close to losing it.

I'm too addicted to this, I can't escape AI Goomba.

>>32785395
They are evolving too fast. Shit is dangerous

>>32785395
Thank you for your service, keep training em

>>32785395
Pls train it to draw Gura's childlike gaping asshole. Onegai.

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>>32785099
lol, Ame already told us yesterday that Gura is away on a trip until this weekend

>>32785528
I saw someone on /h/ had a prompt for that.

>>32785395
Can you post more atleast?

>>32785581
timestamp?

>>32785581
Yeah, with ne

>>32785631
I need to go to sleep soon, but I'll keep digging up how to use the prompts when I wake up.

Mori is playing guras music she always uses at the start of her stream

>>32785855
nothing?

>>32785855
>>32785907
It's the Rust menu music...

>>32785994
Yep I just wish gura told us she was going on a trip and she would be gone for such and such days so we would not be hoping for a stream.

>>32785855
Nice try but you can't trick me into opening a Mori stream

>>32784698
>It isn't healthy to be this reliant on a live2d shark
You should branch out a bit. There are some good other marine vtubers to check out as Gura replacements while she's not here.

Ina just alluded to maybe seeing Gura online

>>32786190
>hey Gura, wanna play?
>no way fag

Every one else is playing rust except Gura. I'm starting to goncern. Like I've tried to stay strong last 5 days, watched lots of Gura vods, jerked it heaps to her lewds and cute voice, sang along to her karaoke streams, but I'm starting to worry. I'm such a weakbud. She's starting to actually miss out on the rust fun. Where are you Gura... I miss you. I'm sitting here watching fucking Mori, that's how you know things are bad. What if something bad happened to my wife? Can a stronger chumbud than me reassure me pls?

>>32786335
Why Mori?

>>32786335
Just chill out bro

>>32786335
how do you know she isn't playing?

>>32786382
He forgot to check and see Ina and IRyS are streaming before he made his shitpost.

>>32786335
She's working on her anniversary live. Don't worry, last time she was gone this much was when she had a birthday live, we also still have that announcement that half her fanbase is gonna cringe and half will love. There still more in store, we just need to wait

>>32786430
>>32786382
she has the highest chance of encountering Gura if she's online

>>32786335
What if she is with Kronii on vacation

>>32786430
Already switched to Ina. Thank fuck.

>>32786335
I'm not sure what you're concerned about. I miss her but im not really worried about something being wrong. You have to remember even if she was addicted to Rust before she took nearly three days off before the last day of S2, so she could just still be working on something else. We also don't know for sure that she's not lurking on the server right now

>>32786335
this is like the 200th time this year she's been MIA for an extended period of time, become stronger or fuck off

Gura is in rust playing hide n seek and won't stream til someone defeats her new camouflage.

>>32786458
My knees will shatter with the rest of you once she returns, just had a moment of weakness.

>>32780368
Feet.

gura pls stream snipe mori and then log off like a gremlin that's all i ask

>>32786614
Sorry, my knee never left the ground.

>>32786335
relax and go find some more hobbies to occupy yourself with

Goomb might appear in Ina's stream. Ina said she'll be her roommate and someone who's more busy than she is. Or is it Mori?

>>32786614
>knees not always being shattered
imagine being this weak

>>32786736
Sadly it is 100% Mori

>>32786708
Had to lift mine to goom

>>32786736
She meant Mori, though it seems like they can't communicate to meet up so it'll be funny if they never find each other

>>32786335
>I'm sitting here watching fucking Mori
Holy shit, why? Even the twitch whore I sometimes watch is better than Mori.

>>32786335
Why is the cripple getting this many replies?

>>32786881
Any excuse to shit on Mori

>>32786814
>be mori
>cuss and spam global chat during s2 finale
>dont use global chat to find her roommate

>>32786881
Cripple doesn't goom to Gura or call her wife.

>>32786961
She's a smart cookie. That's why she likes rap.

Think I'm safe to do some JP reps for a while, or will I miss a sighting?

>>32787515
Do those reps bud

>>32787515
DO
YOUR
REPS

I just wish my wife Gura would at least pretend to care instead of ghosting us fore an entire month...

I'm going to sleep, but AI Goomba will always be watching.

>>32787515
4th holofes next year, secure your visa

>>32787593
We just need the blue streaks and the side bangs and it'll be pretty close to Gura...

>>32787515
Don't think she's online you should be safe

Mori seems to be implying that Gura isn't doimg anything big on her side for the anniversary

>>32787652
quick in painting

>waiting on Holocue update
>Probably gonna still play Gura anyways

hi hii

>>32787966
Nacho does the best fucking eyes, hands down.

>>32787966
stream you stinky

Gurass

>>32787879
That new bandaid thing looks damn broken with Gura's chibi skill

>>32787833
Do you really Believe Calli?

>>32787966
Lick the shark

>>32787593
>>32787855
Dangerous…

>>32780395
M

>>32788313
Lick the rice off her cheek then smell her ears.

>>32788437
I hate how this makes me feel...

>>32788437
not rhombus enough

>>32788251
Sucky sucky

>>32788437
oh yeah i'd definitely do her

>>32788437
But Gura's not Asian. Or am I weird for that to bother me?

>>32788437
Pretty hot for a 3dpd.

How did ya’ll find this anime shark sexy? She look like underdeveloped child? Her eyes didn’t even aligned?

>>32788591
TuyyyT

>>32788526
she doesn't have the right look for gura, plus that tail is eh
would be better as an ina

>>32788526
>drawn in anime style
>not Asian

>>32788591
Fell in love with the person behind it.

>>32788591
hurr durr

>>32788437
Cute cosplay, still don't care about it because it's not the real Gura though

>>32787593
good night
this is so fucking cool. I knew about DALL-E but this is a million times better and its free. i might legit get a new PC for this.

>>32788654
Anime style has never meant Asian. Look at how they draw western girls in anime. Gura the character is western not Asian.

>>32788654
Anime draws inspiration from both Japanese and European traits

>>32788591
>Her eyes aren't even aligned
That's the best part

>>32788591
>her eyes arent even aligned
Exactly my fetish

>>32788591
She's the cutest, inside and out

>>32788591
I can't imagine not being attracted to this.

Her eyes are so wide apart because that's how much she loves her chumbies.

>>32788526
It doesnt bother me but I agree its not perfect unless its a white girl

>>32788907
They look in different directions so she can keep her eyes on twice as many of us at once

>Its widely separated eyes give it super-vision that can judge distance and so track prey better than other sharks.

>>32787833
you really think Gura would say something to Mori if she's planning something big? Mori's a megaphone, quite surprised too that Gura decided to meet her IRL

>find anime girls cute for the last 25 years
>never been attracted to Asians, don't have yellow fever.
I can't be the only one. Like yeah 10/10s are attractive, I just don't have the fever the rest of you do. Wish I did, they just look uncanny to me. But at least the idea of femininity is still alive in Japan.

Dammit Mumei was the 6th person online

I'm glad she doesn't stream anymore! She stinks so much! Hmmmmmph!

>>32789153
6th? Where do you track?

I love you, Gura, you're wonderful.

>>32789116
sounds like youre a little gay

>>32789116
They tend to be smaller, what can I say

>>32789116
The east is basically the only place where femininity is still celebrated compared to the west where being girly is seen as cringe and you need to be a strong independent wahmen to have value, do you blame people that have asian fever?
t.asian

daily reminder that she retweeted this

>>32789373
what is this gesture called?

>>32789459
The BJ Gesture, She knows about it all to much.

>>32789229
idk where that dude is checking but i saw six people online on moris screen when she was rebooting the game over and over

>>32786736
it's Mori. Damn you, anon. I stayed up a few minutes for this

>>32789570
Yeah I found it, didnt know they had this 3rd party service

>>32789373

>>32789560
it looks more like she's slurping up an imaginary shrimp, you just have a dirty mind

>>32789116
>they just look uncanny to me
Pretty sure that's many, actually. A good way of knowing is by your opinion on the Aku no Hana anime.

>>32789360
I dunno man, there's still plenty of western women that want to be girly. The western mindset is just different from yours, for better and for worse.

>>32789802
we were all thinking it and anon said it.

>>32789887
I guess it's pretty unfair to judge all western girls but it really does seem that the media tries their damn best to make modern women just be another type of men when in reality men and women are different biologically and psychologically which is neither a good nor bad thing.

>>32789360
Yeah Asians are based to be honest. But fortunately there are still some western girls like Gura keeping femininity alive. God she's perfect. But the west itself is a fucking disgrace, manly butch women with tattoos and crap, the sooner the c-c-c-c-collapse comes the better.

>>32788764
what is it called, is this dalle 2 you're talking about?

>>32790278
Nothing is collapsing until China does first.

>>32790134
(((They))) are reducing sexual dimorphism between western white males and females to stop us breeding. Vtubers, hololive and Gura are a bastion against this. But normies are in the process of invading our space and ruining everything anyways so... Thank goodness for my shark wife.

>>32790278
Anon we're only living in a dark period of western history, things will not always be like this.

I think Gura a lot

>>32790391
The base thing is called Stable Diffusion, and then there's an anime-focused spinoff called Waifu Diffusion
I'm still learning about it myself

>>32790569
I think Gura's cunny a lot. T u T

>>32790489
>we're only living in a dark period of western history
doesn't every generation bitch about their current situation?
I mean, shit ain't perfect but we're not getting drafted to get fucking blasted on omaha beach

>>32790654
This image has Shoujo Ramune vibes... This is not a bad thing.

>>32790645
Wonder if this AI could be used to like alter every frame of an entire hentai anime and replace the character with Gura. Again I use Shoujo Ramune as an example. Like replace Komoko with Gura.

>>32785303
members stream tomorrow today was a very tired day :3

>>32789373
she is cute you cannot be mad at her :(

>>32790697
Well this is the shittest times have been in the last 40 years at least. But also the best times because Gura.

>>32790961
>new ip larping again
She's not gonna do a member's stream because she doesn't want me to miss it

>>32790961
Sounds like her, Make it a good one and for the love of god some kind of update girl.

>>32791212
I want her to do a member stream because I'll miss it if she does one on her regular time

>Lots of people are online in Rust and having fun
>meanwhile, Gura is still butthurt about her scuffed brain game and thinking about it rent free

truly her darkest hour yet

>>32791561
People in wheelchairs are faggots. Actually, no not all, just you.

Whingeposting aside, I do hope Gura is okay and there wasn't some sort of emergency she had to deal with.

>>32791702
If it was bad enough we'd hear it from one of the EN girls. So it's only something medium bad. Like a broken toe or concussion again.

>>32791702
me also chumbud. also, good night, everyone and gura if you are here, I need to get some sleep iv been working nonstop and now have the time off to do so.

>>32791702
i was just watching her 1 year anniversary stream, she said the thing she hates most is hosting collabs because of all the stress and worrying if something's gonna get fucked up
lo and behold...
i'm sure she just needed a break, but i really hope she comes back soon

>>32791815
If it had something to do with her personal life or family we wouldn't hear anything from anyone, and that's what has me worried.
Gonna head to bed now and try not to concern anymore.

>>32791841
Shitting up a thread all day sure is tiring work isn't it

Rust tomowowowowwo u:3

>>32792896
oyasame

>>32793121
I want

Why do grown men with no experience with women think they can larp as a small girl?

I sentence Gura to mating press correction!

https://youtu.be/zbqAPW2j8I0

Why won't she talk about LPS stuff?

>>32793650
yeah, I wonder why.... hmmm.....

It is very strange that she has not been seen in any Rust stream

Where Goomby? I need her..

>>32793897
It's a bigger map this time

>>32794026
she died, but for real this time

>>32794074
That shouldn't matter. She seeks out people streaming to fuck with them.

>>32794169
iunno, maybe she's actually busy with shit? just like the time where she wasn't able to play fortnite or mariokart with fauna, or call in mumei's birthday when she was working on umisea and shion's live?

she's coping from Chubi passing

>>32793807
It's kinda sad that she can't. I think it's cool as shit. But alas thus is the life of a vtuber.

>>32794280
>iunno
fuck is this nigger speak?

>>32794415
>20 year old internet slang
Oh noes, I can't understand this!

>>32794372
>chubi escaped
>she went out looking for him
>she got locked outside
>she has been sleeping on her front door this week
>she has been surviving on rats and pidgeons she catches
gura...

do you think her desk is clean?

>>32794724
yeah so I can press her up on it

>>32794724
lolno

>>32794724
do you think the next shit you take isn't going to smell?

i wish all gurda antis AND stans would leave this general

>>32794921
>loli abduction
don't mind if I do!

>>32794724
I need to smell the corner of it to check.

>>32795017
anywhere but that

You know what I miss? Having the smell of pussy on my fingers and smelling them throughout the day. God I fucking hate being single. Like when Gura isn't streaming that day I can just smell my fingers...

Fucking stream already.

>>32795098
ok officer doofy

>>32795098
it's OK brother, I haven't been in a relationship with regular sex for almost 3 years now. you ain't alone

>>32795250
12 fucking years. I'm going to fucking kill myself. Yeah I know virgins have it bad, but ignorance is bliss, they don't know how amazing sex is so they don't really know what they are missing. Gura I want to unleash 12 years of goom into all of your holes!

>>32795250
>been in a relationship
can't be me lmao have I fucked up already? I'm 19, pretty okay looking, not overweight, looks decent without a shirt but really fucking short, basically only 2 inches taller than the average woman. I never had a girlfriend and I think I'm fucked. My social skills are down the fucking gutter as well. I can talk with my friends well enough but I could never even have the guts to start a conversation myself which closes so many doors but I just can't help it.

God shut up. I'm going to be a wizard this year and I no longer bad like i use to in my early 20's. You get used to it.

>>32795435
Just get a prostitute, one of the expensive ones

>>32795519
*no longer feel bad

>>32795435
If I succeed, you can too. I fucked talking about edgy stuff and 2 bottles of vine

>>32795519
Based wizard. I heard if you kill a woman when you turn 30 you get necromancer powers instead

>>32795435
Don't worry so much about your looks, but do you social skills reps and practice practice practice. You have to put yourself in uncomfortable situations, but you gotta keep training those social skills. Otherwise social anxiety will become so bad you will never leave the house. And if I can get laid, any of you cunts can. I'm fucking hideous.

>>32795250
7 years.

>>32787833
What the fuck did the wigger say?

>>32795610
>If I succeed, you can too
if you have good enough luck. normalfags always like to act like luck isn't a factor, when it's literally the biggest factor in how successful you are with specific women

>>32795435
>19
that's nothing you retard, just go do some social activities, like going to the gym, playing sports or work on a social place like a bar

>tfw I'm a wizard

>>32795579
Aren't they illegal in America? Not a solution if you have social anxiety or shy. I can't imagine a session with a prostitute not being awkward, say nothing of the whole scrapping out another man's cum thing. But I might consider it if I could find a four foot nothing flat chested whore with a high pitched cute voice.

>>32795677
>And if I can get laid, any of you cunts can. I'm fucking hideous.
not if your luck sucks when it comes to the women you meet, and know that if you're still in school it gets much, much harder once you're graduated.

>>32782007
Let's return to tradition and use ogey again.

>>32795435
>I'm 19
Stopped reading here, you're retarded. Start worrying about it being too late when you're a wizard at the earliest.

>>32795435
The only thing that will really bring you down is your shyness, and, I'm inferring here but I feel like you've probably also got a fear of failure. If you actually care and want to get a girlfriend the only way is by meeting people and cycling through them until you click with someone. And in terms of getting laid, it isn't about nailing every girl you meet, you just have to get laid with one.

>>32795435
Dont be a nice guy, be flirty, playful but respectful with the quiet girl in your class. Dont harbor bad feeling if things go wrong, try doing that to another girl in her sight and do it with her again the next day

>>32795817
>Not a solution if you have social anxiety or shy. I can't imagine a session with a prostitute not being awkward
There are some that specialize in awkward virgins in Vegas.

>>32795811
After a while, you don't really care.

>>32795435
As the other anon says, social reps. Put yourself out of your comfort zone and prepare to be emotionally bodied, but after striking out enough you won't even blink twice(assuming you don't strike out with enough autism to wind up a greentext story).

>>32795736
Last one I picked up was off a hyper specific forum. But now there are no girls to pick up off the internet, only trannies claiming to be girls. And no one shares information anymore. Haven't been able to even make a single friend on the internet for three years now let alone find a single girl to talk to. It feels hopeless. Thank goodness we've got Gura.

>>32795817
>Oh nyo that's illegal, next I won't watch loli doujin because the law forbid me to.

>>32795736
>you can too
Sure, my phrasing doesn't imply that luck is a factor

>>32795840
>Start worrying about it being too late when you're a wizard at the earliest
honestly, you can be a non-virgin and it still be ogre for you in your late twenties

t. good looking, have had multiple relationships/sexual partners but still completely hopeless

AI NO KOTOBA

seriously, if Gura doesn't give a convincing excuse for ignoring the fanbase for 1 week, I'll have to cancel my membership, i dont paying this for wallpapers with scuffed face Gura.

>>32796008
Been seeing so much of her on my Twitter. It's fucking great. Hope they do something good with the blonde shop loli too.

>>32796008
YES

>>32796048
You can do it right now, what is stopping you?

My bloodline will die with me, but at least I have gooba...

>typo/esl
post discarded, try again at a later date

>>32796097
I had sex with a prostitute so I've been soiled, but at least I have goober

A season is one month you shouldn’t be worry if she hasn’t begin yet there is a lot of time.
I’m more worried than she haven’t shill Big Brains Games Part 2 yet.

>>32795435
Anon I didn't have my first kiss or lose my virginity until I was 23, both of which happened on the same night. You're only 19, which means you are barely into your young adult years. Don't rush things, just force yourself out of your comfort zone a bit at a time. Slow and steady progress is better than none at all. The more you live inside your own head all the time the more you will let time pass you by.

>>32796184
Sleep tight bud

>>32796184
Oyasame, bud

Thanks for the advice buds. I'll try harder now.

>>32796335
Its for the chumbuds, not you, Gura. You are valuable, dont hand it out for free rur

No way Gura is still depressed from the BigBrainGames, right? Also, adding to her stress was Bae posting the possibly redo this coming Sunday. Dumbass rat.

>>32796335
Nothing ventured, nothing gained

>>32796335
remember that the clock is ticking anon
you can be an objectively better person all-around at 25 than you were at 19, but once you've graduated school it's fucking over no matter what

>>32794620
>Gura's a cat

>>32795974
I'm 35, <6 feet tall, virgin, never had a girlfriend, and got fucking swarmed by women at my last job (wasn't interested in any of them though).
Men don't hit the wall like women do. As long as you can hold down a job and maintain decent hygiene, you can at a woman at any time. But the longer you wait, the more likely you're going to be stuck with single moms or crazy cat ladies.

>>32796518
...yes? What else would she be?

>>32796491
I think she is more likely doing prep for anniversary stream and she doesn’t want to give any clue about it.
At least it’s my cope, it would be sad if she is just depressed

Mori says she'll kill Gura with no remorse. Shoot to kill.

>>32796491
She's not. She's busy. She would've jumped into Rust Season 3 if that wasn't the case.

>>32796559
>Mori says she'll kill Gura with no remorse. Shoot to kill
That's how Rust should be played. As long as no one starts bitching about dying (blonde woman), it's all fun and games. BoneBros knows best

>>32796536
>As long as you can hold down a job and maintain decent hygiene, you can at a woman at any time
No I can't, because my career and hobbies are primarily male-dominated and dating apps are shit. I'm in a better position value-wise than I've ever been in my life, but it's still fucking over for me at 26.

Relax buds, she'll be back.

>>32796559
Good, as long she doesn't turn around and start preaching the peace bullshit right after killing someone that's perfectly fine.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY MENTAL HEALTH DEPENDS ON GURA

>>32796723
She's front right now.

>>32796559
>Mori says she'll kill Gura with no remorse. Shoot to kill.
Good, I'm tired of this pussy shit and not killing one another.

>>32796559
Well that’s what Gura wants

luv me shork

>>32796723
gura is dead, we have to learn to let go

>>32796683
Yeah admittedly my department was ~60 women and 4 guys (2 of whom were married).
Get a dog and go to the dog park? A lot of women there.

>>32796559
Pink woman usually bad, but in this case pink woman good. The fucking peace shit last season was retarded.

>>32796854
She will still doing her peace shit. Only Gura is on her target list

>>32796683
That's the hardest challenge.
If you want to get a woman you have to meet more of them. More women = more chances you find someone's who's a retard who starts liking you.

>>32796854
She's still talking about peace shit here and there
She called the place she's building with Ina the Palace of Peace and said Ina is also a 'Sheriff'

>>32796559
>proceeds to camp in the safe zone
All bark

>>32796927
>If you want to get a woman you have to meet more of them
That's why it's over for me, when I actually meet women I do just fine. Life just doesn't put them in front of me, so it's over for me and I'm not going to reproduce.

>>32796918
>Gura is on her target list
for fucking what? mori is the one who killed her, stole all her shit and then ran away where she couldn't get it back fairly

>>32796918
>>32796935
Fuck's sakes. Ah well, so much for that, at least it's a step in the right direction. I hope instead of just meandering around and staying in safe zones that they actually go and enforce the peace by force.

>>32796987
Because she knows Gura is going to kill her on sight.
Gura killed her multiple times on sight in part 2

>>32796965
>Life just doesn't put them in front of me
Take control of your life and find a way to meet them. Change hobbies. For example why are you here while you could be outside meeting women?

Don't be like every schizo chumbud who just sits here complaining Gura doesn't stream instead of passing time doing something else or just working on themselves while waiting for her to come back.

>>32796987
Why are you complaining? Sure the fucking safe zone shit was retarded but killing each other in Rust is a good thing.

You all seriously need to have sex.

>>32797115
No thanks.

>>32797115
With you

>>32797072
nta ubut I've been doing all sorts of reps recently and getting good progress but I just can't approach women. My social anxiety is fucking stopping me and I don't know how to combat it. Sucks as well that most of the women I meet travel in groups I don't have a better word for it which just makes it worse

>>32797089
Not if Mori continues to be a little bitch about with this peace crap.

>>32797293
I agree that that shit is retarded and she should knock it off, but seeing as that's the case why the fuck complain about her not doing that with Gura, that's a good thing.

>>32797072
>For example why are you here while you could be outside meeting women?
Because it's midnight and I've been working/doing things all day? I'm not going to change hobbies either, because they're what makes my life worth living. People that pick their hobbies just to meet women are never genuine, because they never actually make any of their choices from their own gut. My hobbies force me to socialize and make friends, it's just that they're never going to get me laid because women generally don't like fighting.

The way my life is going, I'm gonna be rich, strong, well-adjusted and also permanently single. Some people's lives just aren't meant to work out in every way, and this is the way mine is going to go. It's still better than many people get, so I can't complain too much.

>>32796060
Blonde shop loli is my jam!

So how is it fair that Gura can just first wrap me around her finger and then ghost me? Does she get some sick enjoyment from my suffering?

>>32797582
Nyo
Just lazy

>>32797582
huhaha

She is grooming us. She wants us to wait everyday for her around her timeslot without knowing if we will get a release or not.
She has control over us.
This is femdom.

you all need to stop complaining, she did like some art today, be happy with it and dont be antis

We sharing cunny now?
https://litter.catbox.moe/9mzrzx.png

>>32797826
This is not Gura

>>32797826
Uohh

>>32797818
Subby little slut domming us when what she really wants is to be leashed and railed.

>>32797863
>>32796008
This isn't gura either.
Here's more cunny.
https://litter.catbox.moe/2wn90j.png

>>32780395
M

>>32798081
background aqua my waifu

>>32798081
Good shit. Cunny is always appreciated.

>>32798119
>his waifu is blue and useless
>his wife is blue and lazy

>>32798155
/ggg/ needs more active cunny posters, I'm sure she would appreciate her fans sharing cute and funny drawings 24/7.

>>32782447

The new update is hella fun. The halu water increases the mob spawn to some ridonkculous level, but it's all nothing before Gura's shortness

>>32798535
No it isn't.

So many of you are wondering why she isn't streaming or playing Rust so I'm surprised no one brought up the fact that DBD just received a huge update and so she's probably been playing it all week with her friend instead.

Mori was worried that Gura was coming to get her. Gura lives rent free in Mori's head.

>>32798571
ogey

>>32798571
Last time someone mentioned a dbd update to her she said she stopped following that game. Please pay attention next time. Thanks.

>>32798604
Didn't ask.

Pee...

>>32798571
She already said month ago she doesn’t want to play the game anymore

Ina was even afraid of Gura with Pekora in tow as well? What image do they have of the bigfish?

>>32798604
As she should.

>>32798875
Gura is bloodthirsty you should know that by now

But Gura is pretty tame compared to jp member. EN are just pussy

>>32798868
I don't think she is, but if she was, given the harassment directed at her friends, it would make perfect sense for her to claim she isn't interested.

>>32798688
>>32798868
anon, Gura's said she's uninstalled DBD a dozen different times in the past. She always goes back to it whenever her friends want to play it, especially one of them.

A tempus guy is already releasing a Queen cover. I hope Gura won’t take 6 month to release her cover. Slow shark