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PAPA DOKO Edition

Last thread: >>32760713

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir


>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc (embed)

>> No.32770759
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Uncle Nowa my beloved

>> No.32770810
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I NEED HIM

>> No.32770826

I don't get why retards think the boys need some sort of outside help to stay afloat, they have us and we have each other fuck off with your baits.

>> No.32770827
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>>32770730
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
_________________
>Commandments Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/393GUHfa

>> No.32770833

OMEGA LOVE

>> No.32770848
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32770848

Chances of Vespapa being in Leader's Minecraft stream?

>> No.32770864
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Is this vesper subtly confirming he is a virgin?

>> No.32770961
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I MISS NOWAAAAAAAAaa

>> No.32770973

>>32770864
he already confirmed it multiple times

>> No.32771012

leader starting!
>>32770848
I'd say pretty high since he said he'll be mining the diamonds to get the ore for his tower

>> No.32771019

>>32770864
If he is a virgin, it means that Vesties and Vesplings are... adopted? Oh no...

>> No.32771021

>>32770864
That's the joke, yes.
If is real or not, we just don't know.

>> No.32771027

>>32770864
He's subtly confirmed that multiple times, he already said he's on the path to wizarddom, is building a wizard tower, referred to his dig in Minecraft as his volcel cave, and lives alone as a mid-thirties man with a tech job who doesn't like other people in the room with him while he's sleeping. This man is an actual monk.

>> No.32771037

>>32770973
when?

>> No.32771095

>>32770973
and yet I know he's lying

>> No.32771105

>>32770826
Based. My thoughts exactly.

>> No.32771132

>>32770973
Did he say something along the lines of building the wizard tower cause he'll become a wizard soon? I forgot the timestamp of it. Does anyone have it?

>> No.32771157

>>32771037
I can't name the times off the top of my head but I remember him saying multiple times that he was a wizard in the since that he was a 30+ year old virgin.
Though it may just be a bit.

>> No.32771195

>>32771157
sense*

>> No.32771249
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>>32770827
Amen

>> No.32771296
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32771296

Leader on da telly

>> No.32771325

wtf was on the sign that Altare yeeted? I was taking a bite from my sandwich

>> No.32771346

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLurYJNBriI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLurYJNBriI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLurYJNBriI

>> No.32771373

>>32771325
"Build an XP farm"

>> No.32771411

>>32771325
"Kill Axel"

>> No.32771515

>>32770826
Because otherwise their narrative of "us, unicorns/idolfags/cgdct, against them, homobeggars" doesn't work. They are seething at the homobeggar strawman and gave it a dumb reasoning. They seem to genuinely think we are seething at Gura not collabing with Tempus the same as they were when Kronii did kek

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Crazy how much progress they have done in the server so far, despite Altare being the only one that is crazy into minecraft.

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>>32771373
>>32771411
ONE OF YOU ARE FUCKING LYING TO ME. FESS UP. WHICH IS IT.

>> No.32771595
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SHUT UP AND WATCH THE STREAM DAMN IT

>> No.32771617
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32771617

I finally caught Leader's early minecraft stream

>> No.32771632

Will (You) take Uncle Nowa's virginity?

>> No.32771669

>>32770864
>subtly

>> No.32771689

>>32771632
If Leader doesn't kill me first, I'll try my hardest

>> No.32771731

SLAVERY ON STREAM

>> No.32771749

>>32771027
A techno monk

>> No.32771801
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EEK!

>> No.32771826

>>32771632
yes. whether he wants me to or not

>> No.32771843

how many villagers you need for the iron farm?

>> No.32771845
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>>32771555

>> No.32771982

We are going to get a lot of good audio clips from this stream.

>> No.32771988
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>>32771632
You don't seem to understand anon, these boys have to stay pure, because (you) are not stilling his virginity, it will be me, it's all part of my plan anon

>> No.32772006

He slept in dez's bed...

>> No.32772038

Kinda absurd how much human trafficking happens in Minecraft these days.

>> No.32772039

>>32771845
Nice edit

>> No.32772089

>You and your stinky green eyes
Leader actually hates white people...

>> No.32772092
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32772092

ALMOND LOVE!!

>> No.32772129

>>32772089
aren't green eyes like super rare though?

>> No.32772134

Sice they're making a medieval town and all, why don't they just make the villagers inhabit it?

>> No.32772223
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>>32771845
>>32772039
Instead of picking. I'm going to believe that it said both 'build XP farm' and 'Kill Axel' at the same time, because he would. Schrodinger's sign.

>> No.32772240

>>32772134
I think is unintentional though.
Also having villagers around can be annoying.

>> No.32772305

>>32771249
i absolutely love this artist's style of the bois, especially axel

>> No.32772353

>>32772089
No, he hates gingers

>> No.32772383

>>32772353
Based

>> No.32772461

>>32772353
Cringe

>> No.32772477

Will the splatoon 3 stream also have yabe messages again? Some of them are funny and legit good art but others are kinda political.

>> No.32772480 [SPOILER] 
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>>32771749
leaked

>> No.32772491

>>32772353
Crased

>> No.32772508

Just tuned in, has Leader mentioned what form of League he'd be playing? I don't think he had the time to level a fresh account to 30 in the time since he first talked about doing a league stream, so no ranked shenanigans.

>> No.32772514
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>>32771632
No. Noir belongs to us witches and wizards. I refuse to let (you) steal him away from us.

>> No.32772536

>>32772477
As long as they ignore them like what Magni did last time then it's fine.

>> No.32772548

>>32772514
>witches
is this a real thing?

>> No.32772573

>>32772477
Should be fine as long as he kites them, which he has been doing alright at for the most part.

>> No.32772575

>>32772134
I think it would be cool to have some villager as servants in Vesper's tower. One librarian, one blacksmith, whatever else they have. Running around in the tower, struggling to upkeep it.

>> No.32772580

>>32772477
as an American you will never be able to escape politics

>> No.32772600

Brutal Leader

>> No.32772636

VESPER IS A VAMPIRE, I AM TELLING YOU!!! AND NO, I WON'T TAKE MY FUCKING MEDS!!!

>> No.32772635

HE HATES US

>> No.32772648
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32772648

LEADER IS AFRAID OF OTHERS STEALING NOWA'S ATTENTION

>> No.32772659

>>32772353
A dyslexic wrote this post.

>> No.32772664

leader will never respect you future holostar members

>> No.32772675
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32772675

LEADER WANTS SHOTAS, YOU HEARD HIM YAGOO

>> No.32772676

>also i want someone shorter than me
Shota StarEN let's goooo

>> No.32772678

Leader HATES change
He's just like me, I didn't want a new gen of the EN girls but I like Council so it's fine I guess

>> No.32772686

>>32772353
Bringe

>> No.32772725

Altare hates gays and fujoshitters confirmed

>> No.32772729

>>32772648
he's so obsessed with Vesper it's insane

>> No.32772733

>>32772678
same same. I wish they don't rush to add a new gen. Somewhere around 2024 maybe would be fine?

>> No.32772747

>>32772353
hey don't hate on the people with no souls

>> No.32772760

>>32772678
he doesnt want fujopandering

>> No.32772787

Leader wants a shota for starsen 2!

>> No.32772789
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>>32772725

>> No.32772790

I'm not even 170cm...

>> No.32772814

>>32772678
nobody likes change but you get used to it

>> No.32772827

Don't like all the future gen talk today. We like our MANS

>> No.32772831
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32772831

>ywn be punted across the room by leader
why live, bros?

>> No.32772835

WE LOST SC JOHNSON PERMS

>> No.32772843

>>32772790
How's the weather down there?

>> No.32772848
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>>32772760
>>32772678
I mean...

>> No.32772905

>>32772848
I am so glad yagoo is a visionary and not a trend hopper. We could have ended up with Luxiem2.

>> No.32772932

>>32772580
YOU SEEM UPSET, YOU AREN'T GOING TO VOTE FOR THE BAD GUYS ARE YOU ANON? YOU BETTER VOTE FOR THE RIGHT TEAM or you're a literal nazi
Anyways the messages in Splatoon can be annoying sometimes but honestly they're easy to just gloss over once you're used to it

>> No.32772934

>>32772790 (me)
I also speedrun... Ragus... let me in...

>> No.32772955

>speedrunner
Sorry Altare, but Holostars is a male branch not a "male" branch.

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>>32772843

>> No.32773043

>Evan M rainbow rickroll again
Glad my boys are getting solid SCs!!

>> No.32773048

>>32772648
no fucking way he said this. wtf

>> No.32773058

>>32772932
>all caps
didn't read but you look like you need some choccy milk anon, you're going to have a heart attack

>> No.32773061
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>pink superchat
IT'S FUCKING MAGENTA

>> No.32773072
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32773072

>>32772848
rabu my yagoo

>> No.32773078

>>32772790
Its okay anon, as long you are from South America / SEA, right... right???

>> No.32773119

>>32773072
>leaderintheredpool.png

>> No.32773130

>>32773061
MAGenta

>> No.32773147
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32773147

i hate women

>> No.32773170

>>32772955
kek. i remember the jumping jacks video during a speedrun event

>> No.32773180

>>32772514
I sincerely doubt that. Females in /MANS/ are but a myth. I'd rather believe the holy grail exists than a bonafide hag hanging around here

>> No.32773201

I want more cello streams bros...

>> No.32773209

>>32772848
Thank you Yagoo, now I feel less gay for watching them thanks to this

>> No.32773214

>>32773078
I am from south america, are we all midgets then?

>> No.32773243

>>32773201
we need to groom him into it

>> No.32773261

>>32772905
I’m glad, and I’m a woman. I find men being bros to be hot.

>> No.32773280

>>32773147
What the fuck caused this autism?

>> No.32773282
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>> No.32773285

>>32773214
being shorter than 170cm is okay in SA bro dw

>> No.32773295

>>32773261
Cutting your dick off doesn't make you a woman

>> No.32773347

>>32773147
Focus on the stream leader.

>> No.32773358
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>>32773147
chat reflects streamer...

>> No.32773368

>>32772932
>we will never get the SOUL of Miiverse messages back

>> No.32773374

>>32773261
>I find men being bros to be hot.
Strange but inoffensive fetish, okay.

>> No.32773377

>>32773280
Possibly a legit schizophrenic. I saw them now typing hearts. Better just move along.

>> No.32773382

OH NO HE LIKED THE OGEY

>> No.32773394

>>32773147
Are you sure it’s a woman?

>> No.32773400

>ogey
Heeere we go again~

>> No.32773436

>>32773147
Seems more like a child regardless of the gender.

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>>32773394
More like a kid?

>> No.32773451

ENTER NOWAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.32773454

ENTER

>> No.32773484

>>32773444
KEK

>> No.32773492

>>32773444
thats a literal fucking child lmao

>> No.32773495
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32773495

UNCLE NOWA ON THE TELLY (OFF-SCREEN)

>> No.32773497
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>>32772790
perfect for headpat height so I'm happy

>> No.32773500

ENTER NOWA

>> No.32773504

PAPA NOWA UUUUUUUUUU

>> No.32773508

“people”

>> No.32773525
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rrat Altare already knew ogey rrat, but was clever enough to feign ignorance, and look it up so if he makes an ogey rrat he can claim he learned it from the raft stream

>> No.32773547

>>32773444
MEDICATION, NOW

>> No.32773546

>>32773525
no shit sherlock.

>> No.32773562

>>32773508
Villagers about to be leader's fuckpuppets now. RIP

>> No.32773573

>>32773525
problem is that he straight up said he was gonna look it up on urban dictionary, which mentions this shithole. he feigned ignorance in the dumbest way possible

>> No.32773577
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>> No.32773582

Leader is ERECT now that Nowa dropped in. You can feel that he wants to assault that vampyre bussy

>> No.32773590

>>32773444
meds

>> No.32773593

>>32773444
kek
leader's viewers are just like him

>> No.32773601

>>32773525
not a rrat

>> No.32773622

>>32773497
>152cm
Lol how are you even real

>> No.32773651

>>32773525
He did the same thing to "Baneposting"
He loves to hide his powerlevel

>> No.32773650
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32773650

Testing, dunno if anyone's made this yet but it still cracks me up.

>> No.32773712

"I don't think you guys are humans"

God I want leader to treat me like subhuman trash. Nothing would make my dick harder

>> No.32773726

almond love altnowa love

>> No.32773733
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32773733

>Leader swallowing 10 times in a row

>> No.32773757

>>32773650
kek, nice

>> No.32773797

>>32772848
>>32772905
I love a lot of NijiJP and StarsJP bros, Luxiem was a huge disappointment for me.

>> No.32773810

>>32773444
Hopefully, they got medical help.

>> No.32773839

UHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.32773875

>I haven't forced you guys to do anything yet
>yet

>> No.32773892

>I COULD BUT I WON'T
Someone post the "I prefer consensual sex" meme kek

>> No.32773907

>REEEEEEEEE

>> No.32773919
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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.32773929

>i haven’t forced you guys to do anything yet. i could, but i won’t.

>> No.32773944

Who would've thought the /ourguy/ wasn't vesper but Leader himself

>> No.32773960

>>32773622
poor nutrition and being SEA

>> No.32773978

MONKEY?????? PEKORA???????

>> No.32773981

A FUCKING MONKEY ON STREAM

>> No.32774007

I got busy for a few minutes, why people said enter nowa?

>> No.32774022

LEADER BOUGHT A FUCKING MONKEY

>> No.32774027

>>32773944
>He doesn't know that leader is the one self posting the schizo posts
anon....

>> No.32774028
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FUCKING MONKEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

>> No.32774040

Did Altare just threaten to rape us?

>> No.32774047

>>32774007
He logging into minecraft

>> No.32774076

A
FUCKING
MONKEEEEEE

>> No.32774109
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32774109

HOLY SHITTTTT

>> No.32774143

>>32774040
You say that like that's a bad thing

>> No.32774168

I just wish, I just wish he shut the stupid "hurr durrr monkeeey" spam down because it's both retarded and that shit it's nowhere but here.

>> No.32774167
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32774167

KOBO IS PEKORAS FUCKING MONKEY AHAHAHAHAHA LEADER WTF??????????????????

>> No.32774206

KOBO IS A FUCKING MONKE

>> No.32774211

>they hated him bc he spoke the truth
He 100% saw that All out war vt video

>> No.32774237

>>32774168
I like it

>> No.32774251
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32774251

altare

>> No.32774254
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Leader trapping you in the Mandril Maze

>> No.32774264
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leader

>> No.32774267

soundpost!

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32774281

>>32773892

>> No.32774283

>>32774254
>>32774264
kiss

>> No.32774298

Regis and Vesper flirting on stream yet again. These damn gays.

>> No.32774304

tfw Vesper's ass can do "this" all day

>> No.32774318

Post Omega lewds please

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>> No.32774421

This bully…

>> No.32774429 [SPOILER] 
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>>32774318

>> No.32774458
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G A Y

>> No.32774468

>Altare trying to manipulate Vesper into voice chat

This man is legitimately obsessed with our oji-san

>> No.32774485

Vespiss

>> No.32774544
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>>32774468
catalog was right... Regis wants to fuck all of our oshi male or female...no one is spared

>> No.32774548

None of you faggots ever make soundposts

>> No.32774554

Ahh how is vesper so cute

>> No.32774578

Just joined Altare's stream.
The fuck kind of slave trade is this man doing?

>> No.32774581

>>32774429
gay

>> No.32774594
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>>32774578
Crosscontinental

>> No.32774606
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>> No.32774640
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>"Do you guys dream often?"
Yeah. Get this man out of my fucking head.

>> No.32774643

>>32774548
Drop a clip nigger

>> No.32774659

Ever since debut, I had 2 or 3 dreams about tempus. I wish remember what they were about.

>> No.32774665

>>32774578
He's welcoming Holostars ID

>> No.32774698

>>32774606
This isn’t worth to screenshot and repost btw

>> No.32774727

How do you feel hornyposting about nowa "punishing you" when in actuality the best case situation is he will be extremely nervous (because its his first time) and probably wants slow passionate loving sex and worst case scenario is he doesnt want to have sex at all

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>>32774659
It must have been nothing special then.

>> No.32774736

got only one dream about tempus, and its about me and the boys riding an ATV while finding Nowa's cravat. crazy.

>> No.32774737

your faggots ruined Hololive, are you proud of yourselves?

>> No.32774764

>If I sleep, 2 or 3 hours--which is normal--

Leader?

>> No.32774781

>>32774737
*cums in you* looks whos the faggot now

>> No.32774782

>>32774737
Please don't call the dubbed version "Hololive", use the appropriate term "holoEN" so it's easier to ignore your post.

>> No.32774797

Altare your fucking sleep schedule man

>> No.32774801

>>32774737
yes

>> No.32774812

>>32774730
Just hanging out with the bros, nothing crazier than that I think. I am fine with that.

>> No.32774835

>>32774737
Yes.

>> No.32774872

have you guys had vtuber dreams? meeting you chuuba, etc

>> No.32774875

>>32774737
yes. Now go back to your hlcg or whatever loser thread you came from

>> No.32774876

>>32774737
Actually it's Holopro now.

>> No.32774879

>>32774737
>off topic bullshit
Get out.

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*sigh* time to draw magni as card captor sakura

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>>32774727
I don't hornypost about Noir but I find the latter more appealing and wholesome. The only time I ever think of anything rough and violent is when I'm feeling more depressed than usual.

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>>32774698
huh?

>> No.32774956

>>32774872
I dreamt I became polka, does that count?

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>>32774643
You said that last time I said there were no soundpost

I've already forgotten at this point

>> No.32774990

>>32774956
What a clown.

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>>32774698
You will regret posting this.

>> No.32775001

>>32774872
yeah, but in my dreams, they usually just end up being regular people in my life

>> No.32775005

>>32774956
U
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u
u
u
UWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CLUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.32775008

>>32774872
ive had dreams of having sex with bae in her shed that she lives in, that's it

>> No.32775038

>>32774872
yes
my first time was rushia, second was towa
they are not even my oshi

>> No.32775036

>>32774782
But holoEN includes the boys and girls...

>> No.32775071

>>32774956
i want polka to sit on my face even if it kills me

>> No.32775090

>>32774956
sex with Polka

>> No.32775089

>>32774872
I've had a dream where I met Momosuzu Nene, and she gave me a warm hug once

>> No.32775109

>>32774872
I've had about 2 or 3 dreams related to Magni but none of them were erotic. Unfortunately I don't remember any specific details aside from gaming with him. I also dreamed about Leos and watching asacoco once. The worst dream I had so far was about Sukoya announcing her graduation which fucking terrified me once I woke up so I was very relieved to find out that it was just a dream.

>> No.32775116

>>32774872
Axel is in my dreams lately but these are not sexual dreams, he's just there chilling, which is hilarious
I also had a dream with Miko and Suisei but this wasn't a sexual dream either they were just there killing innocent people it was like GTA but IRL

>> No.32775173

>>32775036
No, that's HoloProEN

>> No.32775195

>>32774737
Shut up and just rape me instead

>> No.32775198

>>32774977
I just made >>3277365 and was going to soundpost whatever you posted, but now I'm gonna go take a big fat shit and you can pound sand retard.

>> No.32775207

>>32774872
Had a dream where I just watched Mori make music. I felt like I had been cheated when I woke up.

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>>32774872
I had a Gurame kissing dream but I was Gura for some reason

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>>32774872
Just last night i dreamt about this thread going to shit and some fan art of regis fucking magni in the ass with lots of cum added to scare the shitters, can't really say i have actually dreamed about chuubas cuz i don't remember jack shit right now.

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I almost thought Altare was referring to this

>> No.32775257

>>32775173
LiveEN: Girls only
StarsEN: Boys only
HoloEN: Boys and girls
That's how it is now, anon, not "HoloProEN"

>> No.32775289

>>32775239
Can you perhaps manifest that image in reality?

>> No.32775293

>>32774872
Three times I dreamed once about Astel, my oshi, and Oga twice

>> No.32775296

>>32775116
>>32774640

>> No.32775303

>>32774872
I once had a dream where I was playing Minecraft with Risu and all she did was giggle like a faggot

>> No.32775316

>>32775198
Hell. Meant >>32773650
-posted from my toilet

>> No.32775339

>>32774872
Last year I would regularly dream of Kanata in all sorts of daily situations, it would happen multiple times a week. She's not my oshi. It was really weird. Then it suddenly stopped and I never had a chuuba dream since.

>> No.32775348

>>32774872
The only chuuba dream I've ever had was after the Apex collab Ollie did with the bros I dreamt that I was mating pressing her nonstop for hours, it was hot but also weird because I've been watching since 2020 and never had a chuuba dream.

>> No.32775376

Hey, bud. Shut the hell up and watch the damned stream.

>> No.32775383

>>32774956
BECOME...

>> No.32775398

>>32775316
Anon somebody already made that soundpost, I have it saved with another name...

>> No.32775405

>>32775257
nice headcanon

>> No.32775407

Altare is a chuunibyo.

>> No.32775445 [DELETED] 

faufau is unironically doing better than altare at SAP

>> No.32775474

>>32775445
off topic

>> No.32775507

>>32775445
collab when?

>> No.32775512

Leader said he never lost his chatisty and no one is talking about it

>> No.32775518

>>32775474
yeah we should make altare off topic

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>>32775445

>> No.32775539

>>32775512
Well I'm not really surprised

>> No.32775568

>>32775445
Fauna is doing enterprise resource planning?

>>32775474
>>32775525
Quiet antis

>> No.32775571

>>32775289
I have shit artistic skills but i could try if you really want.

>> No.32775580

>>32775512
i heard it, i just don’t believe it.

>> No.32775596

>>32775512
hes lying

>> No.32775620

Thoughts on Altare's laugh?

>> No.32775658

>>32775568
Fuck of.

>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.

>> No.32775659

>>32775620
*pop* Completely normal *pop*

>> No.32775677

>>32775512
so he didn't even fuck his ex-girlfriend, he just used her

>> No.32775683

>>32775383
I didn't dream about the actual transformation I just was polka from the start. Like I just was polka. I hopped through some magic portals with the rest of 5th gen and at the end we became terrorists

>> No.32775688

>>32775620
Very childish. Probably related to his schizophrenia and him being a psychopath.

>> No.32775693

>>32775620
Sounds fake, like my own when I talk to normal people at work.

>> No.32775703

>>32775620
I am sure is not but it really kinda feels fake sometimes.

>> No.32775715

>>32775620
>little giggle he does: more of a nervous tic
>actual laugh: cute

>> No.32775730

>>32775658
*Chums on you*

>> No.32775733

>>32774544
Wait, I thought MAGlord is the raging bisexual...

>> No.32775749

>>32774737
sure why not

>> No.32775784

>>32775688
>schizophrenia
Nigga what?

>> No.32775791

Okay DnD is cool and all, but why isn't Vesper running Dungeon Crawl Classics with Lamentation of the Flame Princess modules?

>> No.32775825

>>32775571
I would kiss you passionately anonchan. "Skills" or not, real art comes from the heart and soul, and brother I am touching yours.

>> No.32775851

PRAISE HIM VESPER

>> No.32775918

>>32774872
I’ve had two. One with Ame, another with Mumei.

I don’t have the webm, but there is this webm that was circulating through /hlgg/ probably about a few, maybe 3 or 5 months into Ame’s career where it’s a pov of the viewer and Ame running around Japan after midnight. Well, I had a dream where I was in that similar circumstance, it was just myself and Ame walking around having fun and finding a place to eat. I then woke up.

The other one with Mumei, was just of me and her having a conversation about our how we felt about one another. It felt like a memory I had. We were sitting on a swing set in a park. This wasn’t so atypical, only cause I’ve had nightly outings with some women that I’ve known for a while where we spoke about stuff like that. It was kino.

>> No.32775923

>>32775620
His giggles sounds fake as hell but I really like it. It feeds my headcanon

>> No.32775927 [DELETED] 

I went to /pol/ recently because of the sticky on the queens death.
I must say. This board is worse in every conceivable way. You only realize it once you’ve been on /vt/ a while though.

>> No.32775945

>>32775658
Jesus christ shut the fuck up already, schizo, we were fine until you showed up, now watch the stream and stop complaining

>> No.32775975

>>32774737
>so many replies
Are we getting railed

>> No.32775977

>>32775620
He is incapable of understanding emotions
catch up on your schizo lore reps

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>>32775927
offtopic but yes it is, now fuck off.

>> No.32775989

I do not care, why you insist on doing that shit. Shut it, make a thread if you so like but shut up.

>> No.32776035

>>32775927
this board is a spin-off of /v/, if you go there you'll see it's the exact same but with more porn. The saving grace /vt/ has is all the generals. If they ever make /vtg/, then this one will be exactly like /v/

>> No.32776038

>>32775927
>>32775927
You realize this now?

>> No.32776040

>>32775923
What headcanon

>> No.32776042

>>32775348
vesper what are you doing here

>> No.32776044
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all these offtopic faggots

>> No.32776045

>>32774872
I dreamt about kanae getting a bj
Some holostars dreams, none of tempus yet

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>>32775927
Thanks for reminding me to check /pol/ bro

>> No.32776100

>>32775945
>we
I'm not him and I also don't want holoEN posting in here, go back.

>> No.32776114

Kek, his child is full of literal kids

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>>32774932
>>32774994
JUST AS PLANNED

>> No.32776153

>>32775927
Well yeah, at least /pol/ isn't 75% unsavory characters from a certain ocean region, but we try to get by.

>> No.32776156

>>32776035
/v/ doesn't play video games
/vt/ doesn't watch streams

WE ARE

>> No.32776158

>>32776040
Yandere Psycho Leader stuff

>> No.32776162

>>32776100
The boys are holoEN too, shut the fuck up or leave.

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AAAAAA

>> No.32776213

>>32776175
that fucking yell…

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I rewatched a really funny Euro Truck video earlier today. I feel like the boys would have a lot of fun streaming it.

>> No.32776289

>>32776162
you're wrong but even if you weren't it would still be retarded to reply to semantics and not the actual argument. This is the tempus thread, fauna is not in tempus, if she's not part of a stream for some reason, she is, by definition, off topic. You may be ok with off topic, but she's still off topic. Now go back or lurk 10 years.

>> No.32776291

>>32776162
This fucking thread ain't your /hlgg/ replacement, read the fucking title of damn thread first. TEMPUS, nigga, TEMPUS. Not Hololive EN nor ID or JP.

>> No.32776331

>>32776264
i only find euro truck fun if the person streaming it has a LARP prepared

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>> No.32776431

>>32773285
Bro i'm 1,69 and everyone calls me dwarf, can you tell them pls that I'm not?

>> No.32776450

>>32776403
Vesper Noir circa 2020.

>> No.32776486

from 1 to 10, how hard is to build this shit?

>> No.32776489

>>32776291
>>32776289
Nta, but ok, fine, only Tempus, right? Then HolostarsJP is also not allowed here since they're not Tempus. Are you fine with it?

>> No.32776504

>>32774872
During Tempus' first week I had a dream I was married to Magni but we had to keep it a secret because of his public image. Eventually we came out with the truth, but when we did a baby reveal stream chat kept spamming inappropriate comments (like calling the baby hot). Also I was mumei the whole time for some reason

>> No.32776521

>>32776489
yes

>> No.32776529

>>32776489
*squirts you with a spraybottle*

>> No.32776538

>>32776331
I only enjoyed it because it was my favorite streamer, but I think the tempus boys could do a good job with it.

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>>32776504
>Also I was mumei the whole time for some reason

>> No.32776546
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32776546

Are we tallying who's the shortest? 152 cm here in America

>> No.32776549

Stupid faggot.

>> No.32776564

>>32776504
/become/

>> No.32776569
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>>32776521
>>32776529
It seems...peace was never an option.

>> No.32776591

>>32776489
Yes? That's how it works? StarsJP is usually in /stars/.

>> No.32776601

>>32776489
Sure, they're rarely posted outside of dead hours or when they're actually on topic, because apparently starsJP fans aren't as obnoxious as holoEN fans, but sure. There's /stars/ for that, they could use more activity anyway.

>> No.32776603

>>32776504
>(like calling the baby hot)

>> No.32776619

>32776489
Yes. They have their own thread for ot. The only times they're relevant is if the boyz collab with them or they pop in to their stream chats. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you're a newfag instead of asshole trying to shit up the thread.

>> No.32776622

>>32776546
I hope for your sake you're a femoid

>> No.32776694

>32776489
Go away, and never come back. They're both Stars. /Stars/ regularly posts about Tempus and /MANS/ regularly posts about StarsJP and Uproar. Go fucking away.

>> No.32776707

>>32776546
165cm bald and beardless male here. My life is endless suffering.

>> No.32776710

>>32776622
Got a functioning pair of balls on me.

>> No.32776716

>>32776694
Off topic. Go away.

>> No.32776725

Tempus is more HoloEN than StarsJP

>> No.32776757
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>>32776546
4'7" SEAnig here

>> No.32776756

>>32770864
I wish I was a girl so I could make sweet love to Vesper.

>> No.32776814

>>32776619
>>32776694
Who are you quoting?

>> No.32776822
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>>32776546
5'2" femvestie. guess i'm the tallest among us

>> No.32776828

>>32776725
Tempus it's more Stars than HoloEN because it says in the fucking name and everytime they present themselves they say "HOLOSTARS EN"

>> No.32776864

>>32776757
does your country measure things in funny units too? I thought only burgers did that

>> No.32776872

>>32776431
You are not a dwarf bro tranquilo

>> No.32776921

>>32776757
Same.Being a flip myself

>> No.32776935

Tourists really try hard to find ways to derail the thread with stuff that is non-issues, huh?

Anyway, the farm is coming together, I thought it would take more than one stream.

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>>32776864
desu it's more easier, less numbers
but if you want im just 140cm

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>>32776822
SUS

>> No.32776994

https://youtu.be/eLurYJNBriI
https://youtu.be/eLurYJNBriI
https://youtu.be/eLurYJNBriI
https://youtu.be/eLurYJNBriI
Watch.

>> No.32777013

im 1cm taller than Reeda

>> No.32777016

>>32776952
appreciate the conversion, I'm stupid, but I really was just curious if more countries used that system

>> No.32777031

>>32776935
I know, I'm sick of the failed janitor applicants.

>> No.32777032
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ANYWAYS how long til iron golems spawn? is it instant once zombies are around? never made farms and shit in MC desu

>> No.32777051

>32776814
Ur mom

>> No.32777061

>>32777013
Were, he will not allow it.

>> No.32777076

Oh shit there's an Axel stream too? crap, I had stuff to do. Guess I'm not doing it anymore.

>> No.32777087

>>32775927
funny you say this when you're the one bringing that shit to /MANS/ you're either seething because you read something that you disagree with or you're a total retard because post like this are part of the problem
you're only making things worse and I hope you realize that (you won't)

>> No.32777091

I am used to blogposting here and just tourists shitting the place but please watch the stream.

>> No.32777099

>>32776431
There is A LOT of manlets in south america who want ur height anon, you are just average hmm maybe in Argentina a bit below but its okay

>> No.32777101

>>32777032
Yeah soon as villagers see a zombie they start rubbing their little greasy hands together and summon their golems.

>> No.32777121

>>32777032
The villagers need to be scared of the zombie first so he needs to put the rails for the zombie to circle around them.

>> No.32777126

>>32777087
meds

>> No.32777128

I feel out of place here being 6'2

>> No.32777149

>>32777101
Oy Hmm

>> No.32777172

>I won't do voice lines for SCs
>Play songs for SCs

>> No.32777189

Double akasupa

>> No.32777187

>>32770864
Which fangirl is going to get him expelled from Hogwarts?

>> No.32777210

>>32776828
Holo(stars)EN, they're still HoloEN. Even Oga mentioned that they feel more like HoloEN than Stars. They're still Stars, obviously, that's how it works, but they're still feel (and are) HoloEN. It's not hard to understand.

>> No.32777217

>>32777172
He's slowly being groomed...

>> No.32777227

>>32777128
If you were taller than Vesper maybe your claim would float.

>> No.32777241

he’s falling apart…

>> No.32777259

>>32777172
Songs are less memeySonmgs tanke motre Songs take more effort to do

>> No.32777267

>>32777210
Stop, bro.

>> No.32777280

Regis will probably dive in this cave...

>> No.32777288

Guitar hero with guitar controller handcam when?

>> No.32777290

>altare has cold sores
>laplus has cold sores
THEY ARE

>> No.32777294

>>32777210
Le good old misinterpretation of Oga's words.

>> No.32777310

>>32777210
holy shit you absolute fucking retard can you stop that already?

>> No.32777326

>>32777259
a-anonchama?

>> No.32777330

>>32777290
SHORT

>> No.32777341

ENTER DOG

>> No.32777342

Well, basing it on the stuff you're posting, I'll guess you're not watching. You could watch Leader RIGHT NOW. Or wait 30 for Dingo.

https://youtu.be/dltRD3M_Elw
https://youtu.be/dltRD3M_Elw
https://youtu.be/dltRD3M_Elw
Watch.

https://youtu.be/eLurYJNBriI
https://youtu.be/eLurYJNBriI
https://youtu.be/eLurYJNBriI
Watch.

>> No.32777347

>>32777290
KISSING

>> No.32777350

>>32777290
>altare has cold sores
>my mom has cold sores
what does this mean?

>> No.32777356

>>32777280
I meant die. Fuck me.

>> No.32777357

>>32777149
OY HMMMM ME EMERALDS GEVALT HELP ME GO......STEVE!

>> No.32777362

>>32777101
Oy vey

>> No.32777364

ENTER DINGO

>> No.32777371

>>32777290
Altare is a lolicon...

>> No.32777377
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32777377

MY HUSBAND JOINED THE CALL YAY

>> No.32777386

sleepy dingo is SEGGGG TOT

>> No.32777391

Axel you need to sleep more man

>> No.32777404
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32777404

my bratty wife(female)!

>> No.32777426

altare talks to axel like he’s a retarded child

>> No.32777448

>>32777426
>like

>> No.32777447

You either stop mentioning StarsJP or I will keep mentioning HoloEN
Simple as

>> No.32777451
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32777451

>>32777290
I need Bunny for StarsEN2

>> No.32777460

Sleepy Axel on VC is spilling out more Aussie cadence than his normal state.

>> No.32777462
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32777462

man axel's sleepy voice is quite...cute??? usually morning voices are husky and deep but he sound adorable LOL

>> No.32777479

>>32777426
he is though

>> No.32777487

Vesper is still listening to the stream Axel...

>> No.32777489

>vesper streams minecraft only with a plan
>axel will stream minecraft but have no idea what he's going to do
why this himbo is so lazy, guys?

>> No.32777523
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32777523

NOOOOOO MAGCHONKERS DOKO

>> No.32777528

>>32777462
calm down altare

>> No.32777529

>>32777426
Axel's IQ when sleep deprived falls to the 2 digit level.

>> No.32777548

>>32777529
>falls

>> No.32777551

>>32777489
His brain is utaite oriented please understand.

>> No.32777553
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32777553

>altare plays with his prey before killing it

>> No.32777580
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32777580

he's too based for this world

>> No.32777593
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32777593

>>32777290
FUCKING AND HAD A KID

>> No.32777611

My sides

>> No.32777613

>>32777553
>>32777553
he wouldnt kill it

>> No.32777634

>>32777290
normal because like 80% of all humans get a yearly case of what is medically referred to as "herpes" or some shit

>> No.32777648

Axel... Your mod reps...

>> No.32777658

Is... Is he playing Minecraft without Optifine???

>> No.32777670

>>32777529
*1-digit level

>> No.32777684

>>32777658
what's optifine?

>> No.32777709
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32777709

had a dream the boys had their first off collab already but they yabbed and each showed themselves IRL because they were trying to eat cake

>> No.32777730

>regis advocates adfly
I'm an anti now

>> No.32777739

altaretechtips

>> No.32777755

>>32777489
How the fuck do you overclock axel's single brain cell?

>> No.32777785

>>32777684
It's a MC mod that improves performance and gives you more graphical options.

>> No.32777793

HOT SINGLE MAGNIS IN YOUR AREA

>> No.32777795

>>32777684
Makes MC run better, combine the glass textures and add a zoom function, i think that's all.

>> No.32777797

>HOT SINGLE MAGNI'S IN YOUR AREA

>> No.32777800

>HOT SINGLE MAGNIS

>> No.32777805
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32777805

You have to understand that Axel's brain is INCREDIBLY smooth. Because it is so smooth, there is no room for any thinks so he relies totally on instinct in everything he does. However, because it is so smooth, his brain is INCREDIBLY aerodynamic, so it's fast and efficient. His brain is quite literally, high speed low drag.

>> No.32777806
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32777806

google shaiders how to use 2022

>> No.32777850

>>32777755
Oh man, this reminds me of when Nowa was telling Axel that his brain has like 1 single powerful core and Axel thought he was talking about his computer

>> No.32777856

I hate Leader

>> No.32777864
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32777864

>>32777785
>>32777795
huuh?

>> No.32777874

>>32777856
and I hate you

>> No.32777924
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32777924

[HOT SINGLE MAGNIS IN YOUR AREA]
These bratty alchemists and single studs want to meet you now!
[Click Here For More Information]

>> No.32777931

Why does altare have so many paypigs

>> No.32777935

>>32777874
he's literally me then

>> No.32777955

>>32777931
You know why, anon

>> No.32777988

>>32777931
That arm...

>> No.32778000

Do you think he'll ever get sick of doing the kazoo?

>> No.32778008

>>32777924
I clicked and where my cheeky Magni?!

>> No.32778027

There's no way Axel is stupid for real right? because he sounds like a normal person when he speaks Japanese.

>> No.32778035

>Can you sing Hololive Only Traditional Song?

>> No.32778067

>>32778000
it's a plastic trumpet bro

>> No.32778081

Just got here why is Axel so fried?

>> No.32778125

>>32778081
Just woke up

>> No.32778171

>>32778081
inshallah he was fried

>> No.32778174

>>32778081
sleepy dingo

>> No.32778189

>>32777850
How much voltage can you run through Axel before he begins to overheat?

>> No.32778191

>>32778000
No, as long as he wash it regularly.

>> No.32778214
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32778214

>>32778035
it's not like it's a hololive original. Aruran even thought it would be cool if they did it too when playing HoloCure, stop being a dramafag. It would be awesome if the Stars cover was both JP and Tempus, even.

>> No.32778235

sodium, fabric > optifine

>> No.32778246

>>32778125
>>32778174
Thank you sisters. Ill do my vod reps later.

>> No.32778288

>>32778214
I wish they would do one of their own better, all the power to Ochame Kino but I want the boys to have one of their own.

>> No.32778360

What did Altare typed before Axel left VC, I couldn't catch it in time.

>> No.32778362
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32778362

Don't.

>> No.32778364

They're living rent free in my head...

>> No.32778384
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32778384

He's doing it on purpose

>> No.32778422

>>32778214
>>32778288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fBDFlu9CaU

>> No.32778473

>>32774872
Yeah, but she isnt my oshi. Still a cutepie so it was ogey

>> No.32778485

>non-binary
Kronies watch out.

>> No.32778525

>>32778288
I guess the stars equivalent would be Blessing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXTZN-06nzo
But Hololive already covered it too, even before the boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9SWOk2J6aw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYfUaHljuKg

>> No.32778542

>>32778422
Yes he sang it, cool, I still want a cross generational song that all of stars can sing, Uproar too since they are being cucked out of the group songs.

>> No.32778554

non-binarybros keep winning

>> No.32778561

Did Altare got a model update or something? His model looks really expressive today

>> No.32778576

So almost dying repeatedly to a dumbass zombie pushing him off his iron farm was a bit, right?

>> No.32778628

>>32778561
probably better lighting or camera positioning

>> No.32778652

oh god, i hope he makes a lightning rod nearby before is too late

>> No.32778667

These lightnings...The God of Minecraft is crying because of Leader's sins

>> No.32778681
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32778681

>>32778576
Yes...

>> No.32778684
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32778684

sorry, leader, my husband is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dltRD3M_Elw

>> No.32778691

>The lighting almost hit Altare house
God damnit we're so close to a kino moment.

>> No.32778701

>>32778561
Leader looking extra cute today!

>> No.32778702

>>32778542
maybe connecting?

>> No.32778715

Why do men donate to a male vtuber? I understand watching them for fun but spending money on them..why?

>> No.32778730

>>32778561
He wanted to buy a ring light so that the IPhone could catch his face better, so maybe that's why.

>> No.32778764

>>32778715
Why do men donate to a female vtuber?

>> No.32778773

>>32778684
dont sweat it, dingobro

>> No.32778813

>>32778715
when u earn money u can use it u know?

>> No.32778823
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32778823

>>32777988

>> No.32778834

>>32778715
There are some streamers that I've spent hundreds or even thousands of hours watching for free. Sometimes I wanna toss them a few bucks to show my gratitude, although I only do it for medium/smaller streamers.

>> No.32778887

Will Axel not be collabing with Altare?

>> No.32778890

>>32777931
they want him to speak condescendingly to them

>> No.32778895 [SPOILER] 
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32778895

>>32778715
>men
lol, lmao.
just wait for em to get even more merch out and you'll see the power of fujos and yumes

>> No.32778905

>>32778715
if i have extra income and if i went to a restaurant and my male waiter treats me well, should i not tip him on the basis he has a penis? (in the US)

>> No.32778911

>>32778715
I send SCs to make them laugh. It has worked with the boys because they're still relatively small and read it every time. It makes me feel like I have real friends.

>> No.32778944

>>32778715
uhmmm... maybe they like their content?

>> No.32778965

>>32778911
Anon, your parasocial level is rising.

>> No.32778976

>>32774872
I just had a dream today where Gura did a handcam stream and accidentally showed Mysta's nendoroid and the whole board is in full catastrophe. I don't even watch Niji but that dream is so random, kek.

>> No.32778986

>>32778895
oil baroness... i kneel

>> No.32779026

>>32778895
Holy shit she's cute I want to marry her... But I'm not bossu... damnit...

>> No.32779031

>>32778965
Boys can't be parasocial to boys, stupid. It's called being friends.

>> No.32779044

>>32778715
The girls you send money to will not fuck you, buddy.

>> No.32779080
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32779080

>>32779031
Anon...

>> No.32779092

>>32779031
anon...

>> No.32779106

>>32778911
Watame isn't small but she still reads my $2 supachat making silly jokes and laughs.

>> No.32779124

altare is dangerously close to dying to be climbing that high

>> No.32779139
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32779139

Leader I know you're /here/ extend the chests down to the ground so you don't have to climb up every single time to get the metal.

>> No.32779157

>>32779031
quick anon! save yourself! before you fall off into the deep end...

>> No.32779162

I just turned on Axel's stream. What is he up to? The first thing I heard was something about Magni and genderbends.

>> No.32779172

>>32774872
For some reason I dreamed of Kronii and Altare streaming Hunt: Showdown together the day before shit went down in real life. And I rarely dream

>> No.32779198

I've really been enjoying all the boys, except for Axel. He's just really low energy and the streams I've caught have really bored me. What do you all think?

Axel fans: what specifically do you like about him?

>> No.32779233

>>32779162
He doesn't have any plans, just wanted to play and as he said, do a zatsu in disguise.

>> No.32779235
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32779235

>where r u oji
VESPERRRR WE NEED TO MAKE AN ALLIANCE

>> No.32779250

>>32779162
Stream just started like five minutes ago and he's very sleepy. He's been answering supachats here and there

>> No.32779265

>>32779080
>>32779092
>>32779157
I pay a beer to my irl friends
I pay a SC to Altare saying some stupid shit for him to laugh
This is not parasocial
I am in debt but I can just take another loan

>> No.32779285
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32779285

>> No.32779291

>>32779198
His zatsudans are his best solo content imo. He's very good in collabs but I agree. I'm not so into his solo gaming streams.

>> No.32779315

Loaded SC, potentially Yabai.

>> No.32779329
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32779329

>would take Super Robot Wars perms over a date with Nodoka
APOLOGIZE

>> No.32779343
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32779343

>>32779031
IF I WANT TO GET PREGNANT BY UNCLE THAN I WILL GET PREGNANT BY UNCLE AND IS NETHER YOU NOR BIOLOGY THAT WILL STOP ME!!!!

>> No.32779349

>axel chooses SRW perms over a date with nodoka
Based

>> No.32779363

>>32779198
I can understand that
He's still getting the hang of the whole streaming thing, so check him out again in the future to see if he's changed

>> No.32779362

I kneel

>> No.32779372

>>32779265
>>I am in debt but I can just take another loan
how much, anon? This is getting into dangerous territory.

>> No.32779393

>>32779031
Don't listen anon, whatever makes you day you just do it

>> No.32779411
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32779411

>> No.32779412

>>32779329
Based /m/ chad, I kneel

>> No.32779417

>>32779198
I love his chill vibes and fun talks about his life experience and otaku interests. He's great if you're into some of the same shit he is, nobody else is gonna do a light zatsu on Super Robot Wars during a minecraft stream in Tempus.

>> No.32779434

>>32779265
You're not actually serious are you?

>> No.32779446

>>32779411
>wood
what?

>> No.32779458
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32779458

Chat spamming Nodoka at every chance is getting kind of annoying ngl

>> No.32779508

>>32779411
concerning

>> No.32779548

>>32779458
He's ok with it, always takes it in good humor. Was even comfortable enough saying it would be hard to choose between her and his robots. I think it's fine.

>> No.32779558

>>32779198
his zatsudans and superchat reading streams are what i like the most about him. he reads every superchat and responds to them in the most genuine way possible

>> No.32779561

>>32779458
If you want to blame anyone, blame Nowa

>> No.32779565

>>32779329
The implication is that he thinks he can pull Nodoka-chan easily, while SRW perms are impossible

>> No.32779572
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32779572

>>32774872
No, but listening to Fauna's asmr has influenced my dreams to portray me crippled.

>> No.32779591

>>32779411
Any pics of his wood?

>> No.32779626

>killing jewish golems isn't unethical
ALTARE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.32779635

>>32779561
It was early on, he didn't know how much holopro fans are willing to run the same joke into the fucking ground

>> No.32779648

Vesper will never make a minmax auto cooked meat farm

>> No.32779652

Omg, Axel join vc. So funny to hear him confused while Altare explains in his stream.

>> No.32779667

>>32779565
he's both a mechachad AND a professional office lady fucker, how can he get any more based?

>> No.32779668

Axel couldn't save him...

>> No.32779671
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32779671

Poor Axel is so confused

>> No.32779700

Draw a smiley face on the sign facing the golem so it'll see something nice before burning to death

>> No.32779719

having both their streams open is hysterical

>> No.32779736

>>32779668
>I don't need to save jews
holy fucking shit, Axel

>> No.32779805

>altare just covers it up
very ethical thank you

>> No.32779829

The true northern Elysium experience

>> No.32779830

>>32776546
5'5'' (170cmish) and i'm still the shortest mexican in my town

>> No.32779867

>>32779458
I'm sorry and although I enjoy it I understand what you mean, but to be fair even he has a hard time holding back from it. Every time they have a raft stream he gets cut off as soon as he's about to talk about her. Latest one was when Magni brought her up.

>> No.32779871

this stream is so getting removed

>> No.32779872
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32779872

i love this psychopath so much

>> No.32779879

>>32779548
That's part of the problem though, Axel tries to please his all of his chat but he'd be better off ignoring of them or setting some ground rules like Altare does. He's far more interesting when he gets thoughtful comments or gets to talk about what he cares about.

>> No.32779880

>>32779805
Vesper remembers the pain of his ancestors...

>> No.32779914

Arenei only sent a 50.... is the OL running out? Do we need to save her?

>> No.32779957

>I can cry pretty well
He's been practicing...

>> No.32779967

>>32779914
I can save her...

>> No.32779981

>>32779957
unsettling…

>> No.32779984

>>32779871
Why?

>> No.32780004

>>32779329
Supremely based

>> No.32780003

>>32779914
Good, she should save up for memberships.

>> No.32780008

leader is finally understanding human emotions

>> No.32780015

God I want these lads to play Mario Party and Mario Maker so badly but Nintendo online sucks balls

>> No.32780028

>>32777593
why is it so fit? kek

>> No.32780037

>>32779914
Leave her be, she donates to all of Tempus + Roberu and Astel + probably everyone in JP to be honest

>> No.32780044

>>32779879
That's fair enough, but personally I'm still having fun so far. Especially since it got a new chapter with him being acknowledged by her, so it's not like people are still coasting on the first mention. The little guy bit and vesper is muted are already losing some traction.

>> No.32780055

/MANS/ the best thread you win!!!!

>> No.32780073

>>32779914
kek

>> No.32780082

>>32779914
>he doubted

>> No.32780086
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32780086

>>32779329
That's because he's already had the date. it should read "second" date.

>> No.32780101

>>32780055
?

>> No.32780121

ALTARE IS A RUTHLESS CAPITALIST

>> No.32780125

>>32780055
I'm confused

>> No.32780127

I feel bad for Axel man, boy is always so tired

>> No.32780131

so how was the daph collab?

>> No.32780136

>>32779329
gonna use this post on catalog, sorry bro

>> No.32780160

>>32779914
Kneel.

>> No.32780181
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32780181

bakin' it aye

>> No.32780185
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32780185

>>32780055
huh?

>> No.32780194

>>32780121
Based. A true fellow american

>> No.32780207

>>32780131
It lacked dapth

>> No.32780209

>>32780181
Thank you Axel

>> No.32780260

>jews are not human
christ, altare, you cant say that

>> No.32780268

>I'll pay you jews if you let me kill your golems
LEADER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.32780272

>>32780055
Hijacking this post to say that reporting the random crap shitters say does indeed work. Y'all should try it sometime.

>> No.32780275

ALTARE NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

>> No.32780284

>>32780181
based

>> No.32780286
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32780286

yo wtf, this is a messed up bit

>> No.32780299

>>32780131
boring but cool art and decent background noise

>> No.32780302

axel stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dltRD3M_Elw

>> No.32780310

>A villager is living rent free in Altare's mind
Oh no oh no it getting crowded.

>> No.32780313

ALTARE! VILLAGERS HAVE RIGHTS TOO!

>> No.32780333

>>32780260
>>32780268
I hope someone record this vod just in case please

>> No.32780335

>exploiting natives
based

>> No.32780338

OY VEY ALTARE WHERES MY DOLLAR?

>> No.32780339
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32780339

magni and leader are like king of scamming and scheming

>> No.32780344

24/7 psychological torture for one dollar a day!

>> No.32780351

>>32779914
Anon-chama...she supports every star and there are like 17 of them. I'm surprised that she can still pink supa leader.

>> No.32780358

>>32779914
She has to save money for the concert and birthday of JPstars

>> No.32780361

>>32780313
They’re getting two dollars a day, what else could they possibly want?

>> No.32780380

I really don't think this so called Hero is even a Hero

>> No.32780400

>>32780333
anon we're just fun posting he didn't say jews lol.

>> No.32780404

>>32780361
They even get free lodging how ungrateful can they get

>> No.32780410

>>32780272
but this is the best thread

>> No.32780480

best part of the stream was altare threatening to rape us

>> No.32780538

>>32780380
Huh since when Tempus is a hero party?

>> No.32780545

>Dig hole for stream
>Fall on hole
>try to get back to hole
Subarashii desu

>> No.32780612
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>>32770827
Amen

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THE SHIP IS DEAD

>> No.32780639

Oh dang he straight-up say Nodoka's his oshi

>> No.32780642

ah shit

>> No.32780646

>>32780480
timestamp onegai

>> No.32780648

>>32780625
>"I really do..."

>> No.32780663

Axel please, you can't go out to explore alone

>> No.32780690

>>32780625
Nah. He's just finally tardwrangling the retards in chat. Good for him

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>>32780380
my brother in /mans/, since when are hero characters ethical anyways? we break into people's houses, rummage their rooms for items and commit mass genocide for EXP

leader is literally just (You) as a player......

>> No.32780708

>mostly jokes

>> No.32780725

Come on guys, don't tease him so much about this. He's just a little guy...

>> No.32780738

>"mostly"
This man is honest

>> No.32780752

“Mostly”

>> No.32780761

Anybody going in StarsEN 2 just to have a shot at Omega?

>> No.32780765

>>32780400
Oh shit sorry i missed that one

>> No.32780775

>>32780663
I told ya...

>> No.32780777

AXEL LOVE

>> No.32780787

did she really bring him up in her space? kek
gonna listen to the archive after the stream

>> No.32780789

Its insane how even Axel knows how to tard wrangle viewers but none of the girls know how to do it and always try to to great lengths and explanations of why to trust them.

>> No.32780818

>>32780646
https://youtu.be/eLurYJNBriI?t=2722
he seriously...

>> No.32780829

>>32780787
Who?

>> No.32780831

>>32780761
I'm gonna join to have sex with Axel next time he's in Japan. I'll invite him for some "off collab karaoke"

>> No.32780873

>You guys started talkin about Ass

>> No.32780882

>>32780829
nodokasan

>> No.32780885

calling ass "cake" is more of a burger thing

>> No.32780888

My kamioshi does have some nice cake, thank you. Too bad she graduated so I can't even eat it.

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>> No.32780914

What did Axel say? I zoned out

>> No.32780917

HES A BOT

>> No.32780950

>>32780787
No fucking way please post timestamp >>32780882

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What do you recommend for Axel to do in minecraft?

>> No.32780992

>>32780950
I will

>> No.32781003

What about worms? like

>> No.32781018

>>32780888
Sanalite....

>> No.32781041

>>32781003
kek

>> No.32781046

>>32780967
talk about robot anime while following Ragus around

>> No.32781058

>>32780967
A big coliseum with wild monsters

>> No.32781065

>>32780967
Fighting Ring, like a Gladiator Arena.

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32781069

what the fuck you do in Minecraft?

>> No.32781097

>KOBO IS A MALE

>> No.32781099

>>32778715
Because they work as hard if not harder than the girls?

>> No.32781101

>>32781069
mine and craft

>> No.32781104

>>32781003
kek

>> No.32781121

Sounds weird to hear Axel say "Kobo-senpai" after Altare calling her "Kobogaki"

>> No.32781143

RAGUS

>> No.32781156

Awe this is cute

>> No.32781159

Man, he brightens up so much when he talks about stuff he enjoys. He just needs to find his niche.

>> No.32781176

>>32781069
Collect resources, build shit, gear up to kill harder monsters and bosses, collect more resources from the newly conquered areas, build more shit with your new stuff.

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>>32781121

>> No.32781186

The boys are gonna slaughter the girls in Worms

>> No.32781191

>>32781159
he needs permissions for his niches...

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>>32781018
Wrong one
>>32781121
Its weird to call her senpai in general because she's literally a childish brat.

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Why Axel beating up the deadbeats?!

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