/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32679866
It's weird how they approved shit like this yet Mori has to work so hard just to pretend to be a black monkey, when Pekora can literally just own one and quietly dispose of it. It's fucking insane.

>>32680129
What? Pekora did what?

>>32680185
SHE BOUGHT A MONKEY!!!!!!

>>32680129
Meds now, Pekora dont have a monkey

>>32680129
>when Pekora can literally just own one
qrd?

>>32680233
Wtf

>>32679866
Self insert anon kept shilling Altare, but Axel is the real seinen self insert protagonist.

>>32680129
Wait like an actual monkey?

>>32680233
Does Japan not have anima abuse laws?

>>32680129
Strepsirrhines =/= simians

>>32680745
No, she bought a bushbaby which is not a monkey but is a primate.

>>32680236
>>32680239
>>32680745
SHE BOUGHT A MONKEY!!! IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN EATEN!!!!! BY HER CAT!!!!!!!!!!

>>32681140
WAIT WHY AM I HEARING ABOUT THIS NOW?? PEKORA'S CAT BOUGHT A FUCKING MONKE???

>>32681113
wtf I thought you guys were just making some obscure racist joke but she actually bought an actual fucking baby monkey

>>32681140
The cat? Me.

>>32681249
WTF is this shit??

>>32681249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YhuNlYFXA8

>>32681288
STEP BACK... I'M BEGINNING TO MONKEY

>>32679866
AHAHAHA this is fucking hilarious.

Anyone who's head is so stuck up their ass that they can't read this and just kinda chuckle, well, I feel sorry for you.

>>32681292
It's drinking milk.

who cares about some monkey
marine is suing someone because she got called dumb on 5ch

>>32681366
source?

>>32679866
Post timestamp

>>32681366
MARINE IS SUING A FUCKING MONKEY???

>>32680129
I hate how people suddenly care about that monkey when they ignore the real problem on hololive. Nene's elephants beetles will over saturate the market and destroy the economy!

>>32680129
>monke deflection
this little shit is ded, DED

>>32680569
>"girls always go for the 'bad' boys"

>>32679866
based

>>32680962
No. It's probably too much to post here, but they are one of the places in the world that imports the most exotics. They also have a tendency to dispose of animals in high kill shelters. Most Japanese buy pets from stores and don't adopt either, so if a perfectly good dog or cat is in a pound he's got about a week to live.

There is a very real possibility monkey-chan is dead right now after being put down or being attacked by her cat. If you're ever in Japan, always adopt and never support these exotic pet industries or buy from stores. The Japanese are just inexcusably and extremely ignorant about animals, like putting sensitive nocturnal owls in bright "animal cafe" settings with lots of noise. If you want to be a hero, adopt a Japanese pet and take them far, far away from that island.

>>32682362
a hero for an owl?

>>32682362
faggots like you are the reason this shit became a meme

>>32682486
You can't adopt the owlettes, anon. Just adopt a dog or cat in a Japanese shelter because you will save it from dying in a week.

Can Nene use Pekora's dead monkey to feed her beetles? Just spitballing here? What is a beetle exactly? Am I a beetle? Are you a beetle?

>>32682584
I am the walrus

>>32682514
>>32682486
>wahhhh my oshi bought a prohibited exotic monkey and westerners have a problem with it

>>32681249
I still can't believe of all creatures on earth she bough the one with an ogey face

>>32682598
Goo goo g'joob

>>32682598
Coo coo kachoo

>>32681249
thats not a monkey

>>32681483
1:44:50 comment by Nodoka in Japanese
1:45:07 Ayo! by A-chan
1:45:51 second comment by Nodoka "His japanese really is good"
1:46:15 comment from screenshot
https://youtu.be/aVSEJ_Qs2Gk

>>32682625
Oh? I thought it was just a meme and you're all shitposting? So it's actually just a psyop then? Good to know.

>>32682833
what did they say about the monkey? is it alive?

>>32682868
>it's actually just a psyop
Always was, as evidenced by it being spammed in threads critical of Hololive.
>muh nijinigg-
They put Finana and Luca in charge of their minecraft server. Nijisanji isn't smart enough to frame Hololive for a psyop. Occam's Razor dictates that it's holoshills (paid or otherwise) and probably the same astroturfers behind the magged spam. Ironically, being so brazen about it backfires completely and makes Hololive even more resented. So congratulations to monkeyfags for lighting both HoloPro brands on fire, I guess. Mission successfully failed.

>>32682833
Thank you very much anon!

>>32683676
Wait, you guys were trying to make Hololive look good with your monkeyposting?

>>32683622
it seems, in her anger... Pekora killed him...

>>32681249
well to be honest knowing her she would be the first one to buy niggers as slaves if she could

>>32682868
We all just want the truth about what happened to the little fucker, I need closure on this

>>32679866
Why is Sora hovering above the chair so much, is her roommate really that big?

>>32683676
>Occam's Razor dictates that it's holoshills (paid or otherwise) and probably the same astroturfers behind the magged spam. Ironically, being so brazen about it backfires completely and makes Hololive even more resented. So congratulations to monkeyfags for lighting both HoloPro brands on fire, I guess. Mission successfully failed.
This is a joke, right?
There's no way a sane person would believe this shit.

>>32682868
You retarded Holobrony. You're lucky she's not HoloEN or she'd be really canceled. There is no way anyone in the West approves of buying and importing and illegal exotic monkey. There is no "psyop" about wanting that little guy taken away from her and she is retarded for posting it on social media.

>>32683676
genuinely take your meds dude people pekora monkeypost because it's funny. nobody cares about this as much as you seem to.

>>32684176
>canceled
go back.

>>32684075
i think it's hilarious, true schizo shit

>>32683854
It's either trying to drown out negative discussion, or trying to frame leddit for it. Either way, the impetus for it was HoloPro's yabs, and they're ultimately at fault for this constant spam brigade. As a rule of thumb, close your legs and don't hand your antis ammunition by the truckload.
>>32684180
>people pekora monkeypost because it's funny
Except it isn't, and the tourists spamming it constantly seem to be madly obsessed with letting everyone know that pekora's fucking the monkey she bought. Personally, what HoloPro vtubers do with their pets isn't any of my business.

>>32684176
Wait wait wait....you mean to tell me...

>>32684445
>seem to be madly obsessed with letting everyone know that [pekora bought a fucking monkey]
that's literally the joke retard. at least you admit you didn't get it.

>>32684445
Yup, that's enough /vt/ for me.
I'm going to sleep.

>>32684180
Monkey posting deprives dramaposters of the (you)s they crave. Despite it bumping the thread, the fact anything else is getting attention clearly makes them seethe beyond control.
At this point, it is a schizo civil war where they cannibalize each other for (you)s

>>32684069
Sora just has thunder thighs

>>32684615
bingo. that's why it works so perfectly. kind of wish i had thought of it, i just liked laughing whenever a pekora monkey thread appeared, now i get bonus pekora monkey threads when i click on nearly any bad thread on the board

>>32684445
Holy fucking shit, please tell me you are larping as a schizo hahaha

>>32684615
It's literally /qa/ tactics.

>>32682598
Shut up Paul

>>32684069
the chair isn't real

>>32685179
Yeah sure... next you're going to tell me that the monkey isn't real too.

>>32679866
HOLOBASED

>>32684615
the monkey is vt's martyr

>>32683898
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>32681249
*nom nom nom nom nom

>>32681474
5ch

>>32693772
Nice job Goro chan

>>32695426
that's Mimi, you clipwatching retard

>>32684069
might be that she has longer legs and thus here usual chair is set higher.

>post yfw Sora is actually like 6'8

>>32682645
Fucking kek

>>32679866
Woooo we did Holobros! We're Nijisanji but worse now! We finally did it!

>>32679866
AYO?

>>32683898
This happened when Marine reached 2 mill before her

>>32680129
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>>32682739
I'm 54% sure Mimi already ate it

>>32711626
cats don't eat monkeys you fool

>>32682833
This is what OP mean by approving office romance?

>>32712447
anon you are missing the point
pekora... she ate her monkey

>>32684445
I can't believe monkeyposting has actually mindbroken a schizo

>>32679866
This isn't one of your animes son. Just because Nodoka knows the dingo likes her doesn't mean she's going to take the knot.

>>32712589
But I thought she feed the monkey to her cat?

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>>32717819
l..lewd...

>>32681366
gotta take advantage of those japanese laws man. talk shit online and get sued. didn't michael cat make a good chunk from suing antis?

>>32680129
Mori chose the role she plays, unlike Pekora's monkey who almost certainly did not choose to be killed and eaten.

>>32680962
What a person does with their soul is their own business.

>>32682739
She was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss her so, That you should know, And we honor her this day. Rest In Peace Jill. ~ Goro-chan

>>32700573
H-hot

>>32684069
long sora is her actual height

>>32711999
They sure as fuck love to “play” with rodent looking animals smaller than them. Imagine peko found that thing in shreds with cat plays with organs.