/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32662441
I self insert as Axel.

>>32662441
I am going to fuck Nodoka and there is nothing she can do about it.

>>32662441
I am going to fuck Axel and there's nothing Nodoka can do about it

>>32662441
Based Aussie cunt.

>>32662441
Based Dingo, I wanna stick my dick in Nodoka too

>>32662441
He finally did it, I am so proud of him.

>>32662441
Thick Dingo Knot

>>32662441
He has two options, record it for the rest, or I will find him and kill him because he's a no one

>>32662441
Nodoka will milk him dry

>>32662969
better start your self-insert reps

>>32662441
20 puppies, Axel...
I believe in you

Qrd?

>>32662441
Oh god that's not it bro Nodoka is about to rape Axel somebody help

>>32662441
>grind for years
>find staff oshi
>apply
>get rejected many times
>keep applying
>get in
>gym reps done
>nihingo reps done
If someone deserves to fuck his oshi is this fucking aussie.

>>32662441
Did A-chan tease Axel about Nodoka during his part on the anniversary stream

Man deserves it, he’s not aiming for any EN/JP talents but their staff.

>>32665291

>>32662441
>and you can't do nothing about it
I can cheer him on. I'm rootin' for the nigga.

>>32665395
A-chan is gonna tie dingo boy up, let him watch her peg Nodoka while Nodoka sucks his aussie dick

>>32665395
This better spread in the jp community so that hentai artists take notice of it

>>32665571
It'll spread in the en community and we'll get nyantcha making ntr porn of it instead.

>>32665395
kek everyone loves busting this dudes balls

>>32665609
How's the KroniixAltare progress?

>>32665510
H-hot

>>32662441
So their forcing shipping with the staff too? Holy shit COVER is a tainted agency.

>>32662441
I'm in support of this absolute retard.

>>32665394
He's based as fuck

>>32662441
I've heard staff rapeing talents but not talents rapeing staff, tempiss setting new standards in holo, Mel btfo

>>32665673
Gdi they're*
I made a spelling error... it's over...

>>32665664
Still no update

>Management/Talent relationships are ok now

>>32665710
You still have time to delete…

>>32665747
it's ok if you don't get caught

>>32665747
Only if it’s consensual and not like Mel’s old manager.

>>32665747
Yes.
t. A-chan, who writes the rulebook.

>>32665747
Only if it's Axel, he has a pass

>>32665395
5ch reaction please kek

I don't watch hololive to see a dude that got in successfully flirting with women in the company and reminding me about my loneliness, why are you people such subservient cucks, what happened to holotards this past month?

>>32665923
Improve yourself and the bitches will follow bro. I believe in you.

>>32665747
Nodoka is like Ui and Mel. Some women are just born to be raped.

>>32665395
BASED

>>32665923
So you're an unicorn for the background staff too? Can the janitor talk to men at least?

>>32665923
this anon got cucked by a png…

>>32666160
No, they cant

>>32666260
Homofags are the worst thing to happen to this community since Mori, I hope everyday onward for you is full of pain and suffering.

>>32666356
This nigga actually loves women lol

>>32666356
Only Magni. He's just Mori with a smaller penis.

>>32666356
Holostars have existed since before your dubbed anime whores, go back

>>32665999
On it Axel bro

>>32666356
>Holostars are the worst thing since something that came way later
???

>>32666356
a fucking png…

>>32666586
I'm talking about EN people here clearly you tard, use some context clues and dust off the cobwebs on that thing you call a brain

>>32666680
I like the homos because they're funny.
That Axel fella is a real card. Hope he marries his office lady friend.

>>32666356
Based, but only EN homos are a cancer

>>32666680
EN is the cancer, (You) are the problem, (You) don't get to whine about the degradation of a hobby.

>>32662441
Have we forgotten the bro code? Have we touched so little grass we’ve lost empathy for our fellow man? My man Axel’s finna lay down some pipe and I’m happy for him

>>32666747
Stop... stop it...

>>32666808
You will never be Japanese, gomen ne, gaijin-kun...

>>32666680
You never gave any clues about that, you autistic monkey
Go back to one of your generals and cry about how they'll cuck you

>>32666822
Doesn't affect my Oshi, doesn't affect my enjoyment of other streams.

>>32666868
IM TALKING ABOUT A HOMO EN MEMBER AND MORI IN THE SAME POST, oh my god its not my fault you cant piece shit together

>>32666680
No you weren't. You didn't know because you weren't around pre myth and are trying to save face. Fuck off.

>>32666862
Unlike you, who is already a cuck.

>>32665880
I can already sense the unicorn emojis reverting to a normal horse posts.

>>32664657
Pretty sure he said he got in on his first application.

>>32667262
Is shagging a-chan and Nodoka how he did at this rate..?

>>32665879
Unironically. Axel has chill, isn't a tool and tried to get cool robot perms. He's the only Star who's not a cringe thirstmonger.

>>32666934
The fact you randomly brought up a lie about me not being here before ENs were a thing is cute, I know you're insecure about being a newfag but thats ok, we all have our insecurities, like me with seeing homos invading my pure idol space.

>>32666862
Don't want to be, they work too much.

>>32667262
>First try
Get fucked Nene you talentless buglover

>>32665395
this is some niji-tier shit

>>32667373
>my pure idol space.

>>32667373
>My pure idol space

>>32667322
Probably being able to talk in Japanese. Speaking of which is it better to have one JP speaker with not that much streaming experience or a non-JP speaker with a lot of experience? Always seems like the JP speakers in the non-JP branches are not as popular as the ones that don’t speak it

>>32667322
He's confident, likeable and a massive anime & Vocaloid nerd, plus he can sing and he speaks both fluent English and Japanese. He's pretty much the ideal candidate for this sort of job. I'm not surprised they picked him.

>>32667616
>>32667663
I'm not reading all of that second one, but yes.

>>32665747
it always was
t. mel's manager

>>32667781
TL;DR Hololive aren't idols, they're GFE

>>32667669
I think they don't necessarily need a lot of streaming experience, just a good track record of putting out content of some kind regularly. Axel didn't have a ton of streaming experience, but he had been uploading covers for years.

>>32667834
Im sorry i shouldnt have posted that Lui image it was uncalled for :(
but either way that just begs the question, if they are just GFE then would you want your GFE experience sullied by confident men that can have actual close contact with the providers of said experience? Every woman in that company, from office worker to janitor, is off limits. End of story and I wont compromise.

>>32667990
NTA but I don't care about GFE because I fucking hate women

>>32665747
NODOKA ISNT A MANAGER YOU DUMBSHIT

>>32668058
Its ok, thats a respectable position to hold on this matter!

>>32667990
Obviously not, I'm just saying that you faggots should stop calling them idols when idols interact with males all the time (and unicorns wanna see every interation to control them), while we don't wanna see them interacting with any male because they're our GFE chuubas.

>>32667990
>End of story and I wont compromise.
The girls/management aren't compromising either, so I guess you'll have to live up to your claims and leave :^)

Nodoka would make a good trad wife who will make you miso soup every morning before stream

>>32667990
>Every woman in that company, from office worker to janitor, is off limits. End of story and I wont compromise.
Wait for the arab muslim chuubas and your wish will be granted. Otherwise get used to compromising.

>>32668582
holoID exists and they still cheat on their audience

>>32662441
Based.
Godspeed you fucking aussie bastard, go for it and get your OL wife.

>>32668199
I'm gonna keep calling them idols whenever I want, traditional idols are for cucks and should disappear.

>>32669275
>traditional idols are for cucks and should disappear
Unironically kys, your whores aren't true idols, deal with it.

>>32667663
Idol gacha games fault actually
People were already sperging about gacha idols in doujinshi, fanart and collabs way before hololive

>>32665923
Have you tried changing your life or do you just whine

>>32669275

>>32662441
ITS A FUCKING ASSISTANT GOD DAMNIT

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE SO GOOD

>>32663192
May Abe-sama's holy ghost bless this union with an army of kids.

>>32668351
Nah, I'm staying.

>>32668646
>arab muslim
>holoID

Even if this were to become a think (Which it won't it's clearly them just playing into a joke), why do you care? Nodoka isn't even a talent. Do you just hate the idea of any woman being paired with a male that isn't (you)?

Call me a retard, but this is a slippery slope. Can't wait until HoloENs start tweeting like they are Nijis at eachover

>>32671540
ok retard

>>32669516
You might have a point. Love Live fags got mad at Granblue collab back then.

>>32671540
Yes they also all have sex behind the scenes. JPs too

>>32671672
Can't wait until they will do off-collabs in the love hotels, that is the vtuber experience I signed up for

>>32667607
but it's based because it's holomem
it's kind of sad really

>>32662441
Axel, I demand at least 6 grandchildren

>>32662441
I'll pray for the funny dog man on his journey

>>32665923
you're a loser, not among friends

>>32662441
Godspeed you glorious Aussie!
You better make sure to have at least 5 kids.

>>32671632
That's just normal Japanese idolfags.
We make fun of them in /a/ all the time because of how retarded they are, kinda like schizos here.

>>32662984
What?

>>32664657
>nihongo reps
He speaks japanese better than english
It's probably his first language

>>32666356
Tell us something we don't know

>>32662441
Lucky bastard

>>32662441
"leaking" that shit wasn't cool. precisely because shipfags can not stop themselves from drooling now.
i seriously hate it

>>32662441
I respect it

>>32667607
I don't know what are you talking about, anon. I never watch Niji.

>>32667262
in the first group collab he said "Are we allowed to talk about how many applications we sent in?" So I'm guessing it wasn't on his first; that being said he has all the boxes checked for getting in so it was probably on his third or fourth

>>32662484
This. Self insert chads always win, except when they don't, like when i self inserted as Kazuya

>>32670536
>>32678443
sex

>>32681092
qrd..?

>>32662441
That’s fine by me. The only person I’m trying to fuck when I make it in is Marine

>>32662441
Axel is my son, and I'm proud of him. Boys will be boys, anon.

>>32665923
>Call yourself miserable, lonely, and jealous
>Proceed to call others cucks
I feel like you're so close to seeing the real problem...

>>32665923
being lonely is a conscious decision you made

>>32662441
I'm so proud of this dumb doggo, he's gonna fuck tonight

>>32662441
I don't get why this is being pushed so much

>>32687359
It doesn't hurt anyone, she is not the EN/JP girls and it's funny

>>32662441
I hope he enjoys his time with his cute OL

>>32663404
Axel is a sex pest. These characters wiggle their way from one organisation to the next looking for women to lay.

>>32678443
Someone fucking needs to draw this but with Axel charging towards Nodoka while she's in the signature anime panic pose.

>>32662441
Just give me the sex tape. I dont a single fuck whoever Nodoka fucks

>>32662441
He'd better do it, if he can't then none of us have hope with their oshis.

>>32681245
>Not self inserting as a Billionaire devil chad who fucked Jun,
NGMI

>>32667367
>cool robot perms
i need the qrd chief