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32647002 No.32647002 [Reply] [Original]

"S-sorry mommy I didn't mean to get hard because of those cow bikini images"
"It won't happen again p-please don't hit me"
*Slap*
"M-mommyyy uuuuuuuu"

>> No.32647138

sorry mommy i came inside my panties again UUUUUUUUUU

>> No.32650321

>>32647138
ToT

>> No.32655453

>>32647138
The saplings are sissies? UwU

>> No.32655686
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32655686

Look at the monkeypox laden sin UUUU posting has become. You should be glad Dragoons have stolen your meme and returned it to its former place of respect

>> No.32656575
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32656575

IF U ALL WUD PUT UP MOAR UV A FITE, I WULD KRMP YA ALL

>> No.32662451

>>32647002
These fucking sapkeks at it again

>> No.32662776

>>32655686
Why does the small dragon have a muzzle?

>> No.32664871
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>> No.32664955

I'm a sapling, but I can't have mommy issues because I never had a mommy.
Checkmate

>> No.32665112

>saplings
just call them saps

>> No.32665228

I'm a sapling and I am TIRED of these catalog ironyfags making fun of us. If this goes on any longer I will be forced to cry.

>> No.32666645
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32666645

>>32665228
I'll give you something to cry about

>> No.32667140

>>32662776
for your safety

>> No.32668957

>>32662776
it likes to suck dicks just like her owner but isn't allowed to since it bites to rip

>> No.32669646

>>32662776
BDSM gear.

>> No.32669849

>>32664955
>but I can't have mommy issues because I never had a mommy.
anon...

>> No.32671956
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32671956

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.32673000

imagine my horror when i tried to watch the hitman stream and realized the sapling threads were more entertaining

>> No.32673064

>>32664955
oh no no no...

>> No.32673107
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32673107

you all need more of pic related

>> No.32674503

>>32655453
I picture all saplings as cute little femboys that need a good dicking

>> No.32674578
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32674578

Sapling, I am disappoint

>> No.32674922

>>32647002
>>slaps you dick

>> No.32674993
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32674993

>>32674922
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>> No.32675108

>>32664955
Anon...

>> No.32676422

>>32664955
Chuuba fan comes from a house devoid of healthy female presence, becomes sapling.
MANY SUCH CASES!!

>> No.32677004

>>32674503
>Jacking off a scared and confused sapling until it spurts its pathetic little load

>> No.32678950
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>>32677004
>"S-Stop! I don't... I don't like that! It feels weird! Where's mommy- uuu!"
>"Please... I don't feel so good- uuu! uuuUUU! Ah! S-Stop it! Please!"
>"Somethings wrong! I'm scared-UUU! Let me g-go! I want- UUUUUU! I- I want my m-mommy- UUUUUUUUU!"
>"I can't... I don't... Aaaaah! AAAAAAH! uuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! UUUUUUUUUUUU-"
>"...uuuuuuuu! W-What... I... uuuuuuuuuuu!"

>> No.32679182
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32679182

We just wanted love! We don't deserve this abuse!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.32679992

>>32677004
>making a cute sapling wear a fauna cosplay against his protests that he "shouldn't be wearing mommy's clothes"
>watching him pitch a cute little tent in the dress as you cuddle him

>> No.32680689

>>32679992
But Fauna already dresses all of her saplings to make sure they look just like her?

>> No.32681077

>>32680689
This should be advertised better, I'd become a sapling just for this alone

>> No.32681390

>>32681077
Sapling conversion has a lot in common with forced feminization/sissyfication.

>> No.32681427

I'm in a public place reading a sapling thread with families all around me and I'm realizing how fucked I've become

>> No.32681637

>>32681390
Alright I'm sold. Cute girl making me into her girlfriend is my one and only kink and the thought of it being Fauna is incredibly arousing.

>> No.32681651

>>32681427
what are they gonna do? shame you for it? saplings' sissification sounds worse to me

>> No.32681689
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32681689

I-I'm going to tell daddy!

>> No.32681879

>>32664955
same
Fauna is like catnip to motherless sons

>> No.32682641
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>>32680689
>>32681390
>>32681637
Being forced onto HRT as a child by mommy to feed into her Munchausen syndrome by proxy :3

>> No.32683718

>>32682641
That's extremely arousing

>> No.32683853

>>32656575
GORK BE BETTER DEN MORK YA GIT!

>> No.32684460
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>>32671956
lol the comments when you reverse image search that picture

>> No.32685331
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>"Alright! Now for our next act in the Hololive High School talent show, please give a warm welcome to... the sapling!"
>Sapling awkwardly runs on stage to weak applause.
"...I- I'm gonna sing a song... M-My mommy wrote it for me..."
>Audience begins to snicker.
>Karaoke music starts up, an off-key rendition of "Let Me Stay Here."
"...R- Rainbow in the SKYYY... a-aowie koto-roachie..."
"In the e-evergreen t-trees... yumet... eh..."
>Sapling begins to mumble the lyrics, shuffling back and forth in a weird dance.
>Audience starts to mutter to themselves.
"...It's just aaaaaa... FAIRYTALE! So it'll melt aWAY... like a lollypop... And so just... let... me..."
>"You suck! Get off the stage!"
"...s-stay... here..."
>"I think we'll pass! Get off the stage!"
>Audience starts laughing
"... uuu... m-mommy..."
>"Hey look! The lil' girl's crying!"
>"Well at least she's not singin', or else I'd be crying too!"
>Laughter grows louder.
"I... My mommy said that I'm-"
>Water bottle flies onto the stage, hitting the sapling square in the head.
"AAAAA!"
>"Now THAT took talent!"
>Audience going wild.
"...uuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
>Sapling runs off stage.
>Trips.
>Faceplants.
>Curtains.

>> No.32685673
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>>32685331
Poor little sapling.

>> No.32686021

>>32685331
You fucker. You stole my post.

>> No.32686043

>>32684460
uuuuu lit0st with the backhanded comment to fauna. uuuuuu

>> No.32686167

>>32686043
Seriously, what an ass. And he got so many updoots for it too.

>> No.32686208
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32686208

>>32686021
Not stealing, reviving the post

o7 anon

>> No.32686238
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32686238

>>32685331
I've been thinking about it, and now I think I came to the conclusion that the reason I find this so funny is a combination of wanting to squish and bully cute things because they are so cute, combined with the absurdity of everyone being so irrationally mean to the sapling.
I just can't help myself but find it hilarious while feeling bad for it at the same time.

>> No.32686250

>>32685331
nice 90s 'murica skit

>> No.32686493

>>32686021
If you are the author of this post then my thoughts, >>32686238 ,go to you.

>> No.32686814 [DELETED] 

>>32685331
>Faceplants.
"UUUUUUUU!!!... MOOMMYY!!..."
>Cries louder.
>Curtains.

>> No.32686956
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32686956

>>32685331
>Faceplants.
"UUUUUUUU!!!... MOOMMYY!!..."
>Cries louder.
>Curtains.

>> No.32686969

There is someone posting their boobs in the kronii thread....

>> No.32687247

>>32686208
Nah, I’m just fucking with you. It’s actually nice to see it being shared around.

>> No.32687319

>>32686969
You lied to me.

>> No.32687582

>>32686043
Redditors acting bitchy is hardly anything new.

>> No.32687867

>>32684460
>Monkey posters are reddit
That's hardly a surprise.

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>>32686956
WHERE ARE THE DAMN MAMMARIES YOU HAVE PROMISED ME?!

>> No.32688125
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>>32686969
WHERE ARE THE DAMN MAMMARIES YOU HAVE PROMISED US?!

>> No.32688321
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>>32688125
>>32687319
No I didn't...
https://files.catbox.moe/vcrkyi.jpeg

>> No.32688568
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32688568

>>32688321

>> No.32689084

>>32688568
>That image
I chuckled.

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>>32688321
Thanks, Anon!

>> No.32689611

>>32688321
those looks like male nipples

>> No.32690103

>>32688321
okay but why?

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