/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

i love googoo gaagaa

I'M OBSESSED WITH GURA I LOVE HER

>>32622740

my wife

Does she miss us as much as we miss her?

This month's wallpaper is really nice :)

>>32622852
Yes. She always feels better talking to us despite being nervous to do so. She even talks to chat in her head.

grungo gabungo

Is there really going to be a making of stream for the big brain collab?

>>32622909
My wife is a schizo...

>>32622936
No

Chumbuds status?!

>>32622972
Full

>>32622972
thrilled to be here

>>32622972
Looking forward to tomorrow

Gura cute GUra cute!

Be on the look out for Bigfish in these streams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMtnxIshI3I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXgAQrKO9uw

>>32622740
fullset?

>>32622972
Just got back from a productive day. I hate working with electronics but finally got around to rewiring all the lights in my motorcycle. I blind cars now.

>>32623186
>8am
>5am
I doubt it

>>32623186
Did she say anything about season 3?

>>32623302
greychama...

>>32622740
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Would you be happy if she didn't stream tomorrow?

>>32411866
Almost there

>>32623267
we saw her more than once on rust at this time

Kinda crazy that Gura has two managers and neither of them can find time to tell Gura "hey maybe you should stream". Then again its Cover, Sana's manager might as well been a corpse or a rock.

>>32623916
Have you seen ayame, cover is a great place to work as an employee despite people here that shit on it.

>hey gura, the guys in that one 4chan thread are crying again. maybe stream?
>nyo
>oh ok

>>32623996
My Based Shark Idol Wife.

So we can expect a IRyS and gura collab tomorrow since IRyS wanted to stream Rust until she was reminded that the server was down and switched to Mortuary Assistant?

>>32624149
IRyS on vacation (work) (also a date with watame)

>>32622972
Lonely...

>>32624149
I think Irys would rather spend time with her sempais than be on a server with Gura.

>>32624149
irys on vacation, gura doesnt do that streaming thing

I think Gura might be pregnant

>>32624320
yeah, with me

>>32624320
yeah, with my child

>>32624361
eigo jouzu shion

>>32624320
Thats Ame after her duet with Altare

>>32624320
God damn it, Gawr.

I love her more than anything!

>>32624320
Yeah, with my child

>>32624625
Remember when Gura had this in her intro for months? What did she mean by that?

>>32624650
she just likes the megumin reference obviously...

I miss Gura desu...

>>32624320
again??

>>32624650
Might mean she likes Konosuba
source: am off my meds

You and Gura have children, a boy and girl. What do you name them?

>>32624806
The girl eats the boy in the womb.

>>32624806
gawr and gura

>>32624806
yeah & me

>>32624806
titty city

Is it true?/

>>32624806
Suzuran for the girl
Gabriel for the boy

>>32624896

>>32624929
that Gura loves me the most? Yeah, it's true

>>32624806
Gura Jr. (girl) & Gawr (boy)

>>32623211
https://litter.catbox.moe/l3wagc.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/kajmbo.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/abler8.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/95m7bt.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/7d34h0.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/xhzfyy.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/zasmca.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/ry64m0.png

>>32624650
It means her pussy is incredibly fertile

"[KU100 ASMR] Brushing my Teeth with an Electric Toothbrush" stream soon
Sharkside only of course.

>>32622740
Chumbuds want to fuck this???

>>32625279
Gotta keep those chompers white and shiny

>>32625038
>shit dick
Into the trash it goes

WHY WON'T SHE LET ME LOVE HER

>>32625299
No...

Vroom vroom!

>>32625417
Holy fuck, what stream was this?

>>32625820
meatload

>>32625820
The one where she bit into a raw onion

>>32625446
seethe she loves it

Imagine Gura

>>32626071
Imagine Guragon deez nuts

>>32625894
>>32625907
>>32626071
Oh yeah, I'm going to IMAGINE tonight.

>>32625417

>>32626071

>>32624806
Dolores
Dequavis

Tomorrow will be day 4 of her off days so we can expect her wall of text post about why she is not streaming as usual for fellow chumbies to cope with! But you don't need to worry though. She will make sure to login to Rust and spam 8 hours offstream while pretending to be doing whatever "offstream" work she wrote in her member post!

>>32624806
Abortion 1 and Abortion 2

>>32626344
Calm down lily

>Gura
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO9OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>32626462

gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura

what if she's learning how to drive because she found a new house and she needs to drive to get anywhere useful because there are no busses

I blame Ame for Gura not streaming. She broke her heart by letting the mask drop.

Gura is existing right now
I wish to exist alongside Gura

>>32626604
i warned you not to get mixed up with that big bitch

>>32626738
This image is too powerful

>>32626604
I also blame Ame for Gura not streaming. They're fucking as we speak.

So where's the anniversary schedule? Anon here said she would release one but I guess she doesn't care and doesn't want to show that her only streams during anniversary week is a sponsored stream, Big brain and anniversary stream where she shill merch!
>Rust
She is playing that offstream because fuck you

>>32622740
chumpedos are literally going to post CP someday

>>32626961
Bet you'd like that wouldn't you, glowie.

>>32624806
Abhor and Ted

tut

>>32626961
shut up retard. anyway, question for my fellow chumbuds - if you had a daughter with gura, would you plow her cunny as well???

>>32627073

They're not all streaming for 12 hours for that collab on Kiara's schedule right? I can't see Gura lasting 12 hours

>>32627073
Yes, that's what daughters are for.

>>32626591
She will mention anything like that to us. Also, it would be obvious because she'd start displaying better spatial awareness.

im chumbabbi

>>32626604
>Gura cried tears of joy for Ame when she debuted
>Ame flipped her shit on Gura because she was sleepy

Gura can forgive her but i wont.

>>32627382
shut up tranny

>>32627349
whats with the dots on the arm

I feel like we are lacking fanarts for Gura and mama shark together.

Do fembuds exist and do they want to plow Guras ass?

>>32627238
>Gura
>Streaming
Kek. Gura will be busy(playing Rust) preparing her anniversary stream to join the collab. The anniversary "stream" will be prerecorded so look forward to that. Also she will be on a week break after anniversary to rest!

>>32626591
Gura is too scared to ever learn how to drive.

your POV
what do you do?

>>32627605
She met some at the Crunchyroll thing

>>32627635
Who’s your oshi?

>>32627653
Lick her butthole.

>>32627605
I want to cook her nice meals and dress her cutely.

>>32627653
Bury my face in her genitals

>>32627528
nicotine patch

>>32627723
me or Gura?

Gura is arona now

>>32627653
ペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロ

>>32627786
I'll do the same for you if you're cute too.

>>32627691
(You)

>>32627528
I think its an allergy test

>>32627826
https://youtu.be/ubX_aqXctRk?t=24s

Was Asobi Asobase good? I missed the watch along but I might watch with the vod cause I feel lonely.

>>32627073
First of all, there is no "if". Gura has hundreds of thousands of eggs and we can even clone more, so all chumbies will be able to have children with her if they want to.
Secondly, I will not abuse my daughter, I will raise her properly and bring her to meet & greets to show Gura.

>>32627931
I first watched this animation 10 years ago, and I still quote it to this day. I would let Gura sleep on my chest even though she smells of fish.

Btw what do >we think is the announcement that she thinks half of us will not like? Is it a collab with males?

>>32628058
Yeah, me and my mimic.

>>32627955
Pretty good. Some of it is slow, but there are also some really good moments.

>>32627967
>one of my lucky subscribers will win the right to fertilize one of my eggs
mrbeast style, could you imagine?

>>32627955
I haven't seen the watchalong, but the snime itself is great.

>>32628058
when did she say this?

>he's back

>>32627955
Some parts are slow but when it's good it's really good. She gets horny and calls chat too tame.

>>32626604
I get the feeling that she's the type that really hates drama and stress.
I am the same way and even quit a decent paying job over it. I know a lot of people would say she's crazy if she quits Hololive, but for some people, money isn't everything.
HoloEN, talents (well, mostly just Ame & Mori) and managers alike, seem very unprofessional and I don't blame her if she wants to try to join JP. Being publicly called a "fucking bitch" by a coworker in front of 500000 people who then doubles down on it, and doesn't receive any sort of punishment, is ridiculous.
And then the stream crashing probably pushed her over the edge.

>>32628058
Twitch account

>>32627073
I'm an ugly bastard, so I would do her only if she takes after her mother.

>>32628058
Yes, I’m sure the thing she finds hilarious is a collab with males despite her going out of her way to avoid mentioning them

>>32628058
It's more likely for her to go full in on loli or trap shit then collab with males.

>>32628408
>>32628491
I seriously hope this is samefagging. You wouldn't reply to bait. Not Gura's chumbuds.

>>32627468
Silence trannymate.

>>32628058
she will do streams biweekly now instead of weekly

>>32628058
probably going to do her first twitch stream or do more tiktoks

I'm surprised she put next month's wallpaper to a poll. She seemed pretty adamant about wanting lolita.

>>32628324
I hope not. I hate that site and would absolutely hate it if she made it more difficult and bothersome to consume her content. I don't want to use a dozen different sites just to follow what she puts out, which is why I am glad that she stopped using tiktok.

What horror games do you want Gura to play in October?

Why did Gura do a wallpaper like this? She said in that one fashion chat stream that she hates super-pink super-childish clothing like this. Where is the cottagecore wallpaper?

>>32628693
well, at least tiktoks are live, unlike twitch stream or twitter thingy

>>32628714
more bullying Kronii in SNOT collabs pls

>>32628853
More Devour would be great

>>32622972
Unbreakable

>>32628714
Gumba blease blae FNAF

Anything that let her be a cheeky brat would be nice

>>32628058
OnlyFans account, she wants to review our jars and help us fill them.

>>32628714
It will never happen, but I would be interested to see some of the old ones like Eternal Darkness, Clock Tower, Haunting Ground, etc.

Gura should make a short video with her nendo. She could make sure everything is okay reflection-wise since it's prerecorded.

>>32628714
I liked F.E.A.R.

>>32628714
I want her to play more shitty ESL horror games. That's where all the gold is.

>>32629012
this image made me smile

I NEED Gura

>>32628714
Darkwood.

>>32629239
Go read/see Fansa Honeyworks with the English CC and then go watch Gura’s Fansa! That’s what I imagine with that picture!

>>32628714
Silent Hill, KONAMI ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY PLEASE
>>32629052
>Clock Tower
Based, have you seen Fubuki's playthrough?

>>32628684
Most the comments a picking lolita anyways so she'll get it.

>>32628714
Seconding Darkwood. Let's see if I fucked this up again.

>>32629491
I can't believe this is real.

>>32624806
>Maximus Octavious Bigus Dickus jr
>Reba Mae Gooba but we dun call her Rebel cuz shes a spitfire

>>32629615
I like that our tastes align with hers

>>32629546
>Based, have you seen Fubuki's playthrough?
No, I wasn't aware that she did one. Can you link it?

Here's 5 cute facts about gura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. She's a shark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. She's a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. I love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. gura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>32630118
5. She's my wife

>>32630118
fuck you anti

>>32630118
you forgot
5. She loves us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>32630118
Well said

>>32630118
This is true

>>32630118
NICE (NICE)

>>32630118
Undeniable evidence

>>32630118
5. She never streams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>32628310
jesus christ are all troons like this?

>>32630317
>it took 8 replies for a new IP teamate to show up and try to shit the thread
not bad /ggg/

>>32630462
>i-it's a teamate
no wonder everyone hates /ggg/

>>32630548
t. teamate

>>32630548

>>32630576
Nice cunny but this is the Gura thread

>>32630576
Gura would like this

>>32630462
at least he wasnt wrong

sex with gura

>>32628324
that already exists and she already talked about it

Serious question: why is this general in particular so obsessed with teamates? I don't see any other fanbase enmities in any of the other splits.

>>32628684
She's probably just curious about us. It looks like 99% of comments are salivating over gothic lolita, maybe she'll show management and tell them to let her be sexy.

>>32630667
(not a new ip)

>>32630682
they really think they're slick

>>32630682
So?

Every poster under this line loves Gura
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Line

>>32630682
They're not very bright.

>>32630709
yeah, me.

I love Gura!

>>32630417
yes highly emotional and sensithj8j8rive do not interact

>>32630709
Yeah, me

>>32630635
What noises would Gura make when she digs your nails into your back during intercourse?

>>32630709

>>32630768
I forgor to click on capcha

Why are you obsessed with this thread's opinion, just go

>>32627605
I'm pretty sure they want to lick her cunny so bad as well

>>32630709
yes me

>>32630786
*her

>>32628310
rope yourself lily

>>32630118

>>32630786
We'll never know because that one retard told her to stop making noises during Kirby.

>>32630667
I come here to look at goob and talk about goob and every time someone brings up teamates despite there being resident schizos and I just ignore all of them because it doesnt make any sense and never has

>>32630953
just kick them out, dude, you wouldn't have this problem if you didn't make them feel welcome in the first place.

>>32630928
What kind of faggot tells her to stop making noises?

>>32630953
>biting the bait
you just fed that threadshitter for the next hour

>>32631012
How new?

>>32630786

>>32631142

>>32631142
>>32631229
I-I'll be back in 40 minutes...

>>32631086
you guys have a literal troon thinking he's a thread celebrity, lmao

>>32631229

>>32631323

>>32631142
>>32631229
>>32631323
She knows what she's doing right?

>>32630118
She is an idol and she knows we love her!

>>32631472
doing what?

Gura is my autistic daughter and my wife.

I didn't want to masturbate tonight...

>>32631472
You think she'd do that, give us succy succy on purpose?

>>32631565
Who knows.

Gura is very cute!

>>32631679
Too bad, Gura wants you to masturbate to her

>>32631565
Good... fucking... lord...

>>32631838
Wasting goom on a non-stream day. Shameful.

>>32631472
Usually yes, sometimes no. The sometimes no is still good though because it's funnier. And often hotter.

>>32631890
If you goom to Gura then your goom isn't wasted

>>32624149
>until she was reminded that the server was down and switched to Mortuary Assistant?
What do you mean "switched to" Mortuary Assistant? Don't you mean that she ran into minor trouble with her plans and so she couldn't stream? We know they can't just change their plans like that because Gura justs doesn't stream at all if something goes wrong.

...Right?

Oh nyo, I'm gonna sleep l8. Goodnight chumbuds!

>>32632260
shark dreams

will gura finish her Halloween house in minecraft finally?

Why does this keep happening? I thought things were getting better?

>>32631679
Is it bad that I'm enjoying it alot less in the past 2 weeks than I have since I was a teenager? It just feels like a chore I can't leave unfinished if I have some free time.

>Still trying
have fun talking to yourself

>>32631838
That's why I think she does want to do lewd asmr for us soon.

>>32631016
Almost certainly some SEAnog watching on speakers in the living room.

>>32631838
Why do think that because it seems like she doesn't even want to see us?

Why do you guys like little girls so much?

>>32622740
Gura apparently has to pee when she gets nervous.
Imagine going on a date with Gura and she wets herself while going on a stroll through the park
That’d be so hot

>>32632854
https://files.catbox.moe/zgpjvj.webm

>>32632718
No doubt with his entire extended family in the same room too

>>32632854
A better question is why DON’T you like them

>>32632854
Maturity scares me and they're cute.

>>32632913
There is one room anon

>>32632854
They don't ask me questions, they don't want to scold me. They don't look for answers, they just want to hold me.

>>32632854
Because they are innocent and tiny.

>>32633015
you'll become an adult someday anon I believe in you

>>32633034
>you guys have phones, right?

Gura says she doesn't think about chumbuds or Hololive while she's on break and now almost every day is a break day for her.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out how she feels.

>>32632854
real life little girls are gross
I only like Gura

>>32632854
Dunno, had this fetish since I was in high school.

>>32632854
Real question is why do you hate them!? Only misters hate little girls!

>people like to take my words and twist them

>>32632910
Based chinman

>>32633391
She must really love me

>>32633456
word spaghetti huhaha

>>32632854
Gura groomed me

>>32632854
children are the future and if you don't support or appreciate them, then you are a failed human being.

>>32633512
Gura made me actually want to fuck lolis again

>>32633391
She also said she talks to us in the shower and forgets when she's said something to us in her head or on stream.

>>32633452
only monsters hate little girls*

So you guys ok with Gura becoming the Ayame of EN?, her breaks keep geting longer and she keeps geting away with it, she has no reason not to stream once a month in the future.

>>32633597
There is no future. No point in wasting your time.

>>32633603
I was pretty much always an ass man, but I think gura and ina might have actually murdered my interest in saggers at this point

>>32633696
*cums in your ear

>>32633696
Yeah I’m fine with as long as she keeps being the cute shark she is
>>32633725
Same, I use to hate small/flat chests now I want to lick every inch of Gura’s chest

>>32633633
I know she says she cares about us during members streams, but if that's true then why does she stream less and less?

>>32633725
I'm so glad I haven't lost any fetishes or preferences of body type. I still like fat tits, but now I also love flat girls. One thing that never changes is I like them young, like teens and under.

>>32633696
It would be pretty nice getting to see Gura in Hologra almost every week!

its so weird watching old vods and having blank squares show up where removed emotes used to be

>>32625038
pls bro the pics 404ed

>>32633835
>I use to hate small/flat chests
I'm glad I've never been this way, flat/small chests have always been the best

>>32633933
nyo...

>>32633844
Because you're grey

>>32633696
I know I'm going to get shit on here, but I'm not fine with it.
These past few months have been emotionally difficult for me to the point of breaking down a few times at night because I can't stop wondering why this is happening.
It really just seems like as soon as Covid restrictions let up, she just doesn't stream as much as she used to and my mind can't help but go to the worst places as to why.

>>32633933
What’s wrong Gura…

>>32633933
KON KON KON
>>32634161
go verbose schizo go

Chumbies I'm horny...

>he'd rather trust the voices in his head over what Gura's told us over the past 2 years

>>32634224
Whatever you do, DON'T fap to Gura. It will only make you hornier.

I want to put things in Gura's butt

>>32634161
Here let me help you.
https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline
Now stop blaming and being paranoid about Gura.

>>32633922
she just sucks a black cock you really want to see that so badly?

>>32634224
oh nyo

>>32634224
Imagine what Gura can do with those small hands

>>32634254
Maybe I've just been hurt too many times, but women lie all time.
I love Gura because to me, she seems different from other women. But the feeling that she might be lying never fully goes away.

>>32634317
nah nvm thx senpai i feel like i dodged a tranny bullet

>>32634515
Stop being a drama queen. The whole thread doesn't need to know your delusions. If you're that insecure she told us already she's only been seen naked by doctors and family. Of course you'll call her a liar anyway.

>>32634515
If you're that insecure you shouldn't come here.

>>32634224
hey me too!

>>32633704
>Humanity is doomed, nothing matter
You know what to do edgelord

>>32634224
I've been masturbating to lolis 3 times tonight, it doesn't really happens usually. Is this Gura addiction withdrawal?

>>32634317
aye if u got more but without the cock id like to see pls tho senpai

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1567347047203831808
This is what gura is doing tomorrow.

>>32634515
I want her to keep appearing in 3D lives, JP projects and hanging out with the JP girls. Many “chumbuds” still don’t get that Gura has extremely low stamina and will only do one thing she considers work a day. That has never changed nor will it until I marry her and make her eat some actual food. I’m willing to do it.

>>32634395
Imagine what she could do with her tight cunny

>>32634841
We already know who's in that stream and she isn't.

>>32634841
Gura isn't in that

>>32634515
I’ve never once interacted with a woman who wasn’t family/co-worker but I genuinely hate em
I love me some Gura tho

>>32634884
>Gura has extremely low stamina and will only do one thing she considers work a day
She's just like me. A lot of days I don't even do that.

>>32634908
suck my penis off because she's a witch?

>>32634602
>Of course you'll call her a liar anyway.
I never said that Gura is a liar.
I even implied I trust her because I said she seems different from other women. All I said is that the dark thoughts don't ever fully go away.
I love her more than anything. I just want to see her.

>>32634841
Oh it’s the twitter Hololive acct that Gura doesn’t even follow or care about

>>32634841
retardchama...
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1566954337212907521

>>32635027
Just keep your schizo to yourself. No one wants to hear your cuck theory.

>>32628714
Lost In Vivo

>>32633844
She warned us that she couldn't get any new game perms for a while, but she also just wants to focus on giving us more intimate streams. The beach karaoke was a small taste of what's to come, and she mentioned cozy nighttime streams, so we have a lot to look forward to for members streams.

Gura should play Slay the Spire. It's the perfect game for her.

>>32635027
So real women lies to you and your getaway from that is an entertainer, a professional liar.
Get help unironically. Or just do that >>32635118

Gura should play with my penis, its a lot of fun!

>>32634909
>>32634946
>>32635031
It was retweeted to one she fallows and they are using her Icon in the post, and also how do you know she is not in it and who is? unless you have some kind of insider info then you really don't know and can only guess.

>>32635353
ah yes, a punishing math and critical thinking game, truly gura's strong points

>>32635353
Gura should play with my dick, it’s the perfect game for her
Slay the spire is cool too

>>32635084
If gura is not in this then she will not stream today at all since this is going on so she will have another day off.

>>32635084
>and axel
He joined 46 days ago.
Why should someone that new get to make a represenative appearance celebrating the last 5 years of Hololive Productions?

>>32635420
Insider info is literally the Hololive website dingus

>>32635420
>3 anons are wrong, i'm right
ok, see her at the stream tomorrow then

>>32634758
Never said humanity was doomed. It's just stupid to care about stupid shit when in the grand scheme of things in the universe we're not even worth a grain of sand.

>>32635502
Is that a real question or do you really not connect the dots?

Reminder that Gura used to suck the color out of string cheese

>>32635502
Ask Yagoo, maybe he want to included his pet projects? Also orange guy is the only one that fluent in japanese.

>>32635382
>a professional liar.
I believe you're thinking of an actor. Gura's not an actor.
Besides, your entire premise is flawed because she's way more than just entertainment, anyway.

>>32635502
Myth, council and Tempiss. Ina is chosen Over Kiara because she actually loves Hololive unlike the chikin who is constant begging for niji collabs. Bea and Axel because they are the only ones who can speak Japanese

>>32633696
Anon I'm not going to stop supporting Gura just because you're butthurt over her popularity
>>32634161
If you're breaking down over Gura not streaming, then you need help. There's a much more serious issue than just your oshi not streaming enough. I love Gura too but I'm not crying myself to sleep over a lack of streams.

https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1567361382399766531

Chloe joins the Rust gang

>>32635667
>She's more than a entertainer so she's not a entertainer
Is my premise flawed, or is it your brain? But seriously, my point is that if you believe that Gura doesn't lie, you are beyond delusional

Hello fellow "chumbuds", how are we doing this fine day?

I thought I saw something new Gura in recommendations but it turned out it was the mario kart stream she did with Shion 10 months back from Shion's POV. The thumbnail art looks nice. King cover hit 25 million like near the end of yesterday. I'm going to guess it'll hit at least 29 million before the end of the year. Probably won't hit 30 million unless it gets more views daily than it currently has.

>>32636089
My dick hurts

>>32636089
I goomed so hard I think I pulled something.

>>32636089
I'm depressed that Gura doesn't stream so much that Magni is above her in my sublist. Never happened before.

>>32636089
I jwu and I will now spend the next 16 hours watching Gura vods I haven't seen and playing SnowRunner

They aren't even creative with their bait

>>32636028
She addressed this before and said she knows it's hard to believe it coming from a streamer, but she really does want a real romantic relationship with us that goes both ways.

>>32636280
>watching the faggot Magni
You would be better off chumming to Gura

>>32636089
>"Chumbuds"
I'm an actual Chumbud though. Just chillin playing some Outriders.

>>32635916
cute pervert

>>32636452
>Romantic
pic-related

>>32636482
This faggot is hilarious, a natural clown. Also I won't watch what I've already seen, plus I don't like watching the past, my cute shark grew so much, I want to see her

>>32636028
You keep twisting my words.
I never said that Gura NEVER lies. Last Christmas seems to have been an example of that. She wanted the wrapping paper to match the tree decorations for the gifts she was planning to give her family even though it was Christmas Eve and so there was no shipping. She was aware at that time that people knew where her parents lived and so if she had said they were coming over, someone could have followed them to her. So it's not her fault she had to claim they surprised her.

What I'm saying is I don't think she lies about important things like the kind of stuff that would break her fans' hearts. She doesn't seem like a manipulative person. She's clearly very empathetic towards others, which is increasingly rare among women, especially towards men.

You aren't a chumbud

>>32636819
I'm not sure how much I can say without getting bonked for it and this is not the homo thread for fucks sake, but don't worry, you'll watch it whether you want it or not. Check the schedule and think Mori and TT except much worse, if this is any sign of the future.

>>32636452
She's never said anyrhing like that. In fact, she's only ever implied she's not in a relationship.

>>32636887
Even that is not necessarily a lie, she could've been planning to visit them the following days, not on the 25th.
(I've done that)

>>32636887
I have this sickening feeling that she might be secretly mean behind the scenes, like mean spirited and cruel. And the kind loveable exterior that we see is just an act. Everyone I have ever encountered in life turned out to be horrible and cruel. Why would Gura be the one exception?

>Gura is a liar timeloop
I hate you faggots

>>32637150
Seek help, seriously.
https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline

>>32637056
Who cares about those details

>>32636887
I didn't say that either.

Thank god this place exists to contain the sick.

>>32637150
Man, you're so vile not even your own mother would hug you

>>32637150
The people I know who've turned out that way never had personalities like Gura.
They would always show their true colors whenever they were inconvienienced by the slightest thing and Gura isn't like that.
Those kinds of people are also the kinds that will shit on others when talking to you if they trust you enough.

>>32636819
>>32637055
She said both. She's single but also in a relationship with us, a symbiotic one where our romantic feelings go both ways.

>>32637528
>I am right
Prove or stfu

>>32635916
is ninja joining? I want to see Gura with text to speech nene out of all the jps

>>32636887
Gura has been very upfront with us, she told us to mind our manners and that she needs a certain level of privacy so trolls don't try to get her swatted, but that she'd otherwise tell us everything she can about herself.

I'm going to sex Gura tonight. T u T

>>32637578
Serious question, should I bother collecting all of these timestamps? I feel like anyone who doesn't remember Gura saying this stuff must not watch her anyway, so it's pointless.

>>32637902
It would be nice to hear them again, so yes.

>>32637150
Yes anon, and she's been putting on a performance these past 2 years that would shame the most talented actresses alive today. She's maintained the exact same facade for 2 years straight and never once let the mask slip.

>>32636482
pekora openly hates trannies?
fucking based
this is why JP is the best

>>32637297
You said
>my point is that if you believe that Gura doesn't lie, you are beyond delusional
However I never said I believed that Gura doesn't lie. I think she might tell a white lie once in a while like if she's tired to the point of being too socially drained to stream but doesn't want to say that. She might end up making up an excuse to spare our feelings.

I just don't think she'd lie about something that would hurt her fans like that she cares about us or her implying she's not in a relationship. Do you disagree?

>>32637902
Timestamps to refresh memory are very appreciated. I watch her but a lot of it doesn't stick or is remembered vaguely.

>>32637902
I think if you were telling the truth and you loved Gura, you would keep a list of those timestamps somewhere.

>>32637942
I might need chat logs or something to find it without spending hours.

>>32637989
https://files.catbox.moe/mefh7b.webm

>>32637989
https://files.catbox.moe/0wnu7x.webm

>>32638052
yes, you are delusional

>>32637989
https://streamable.com/9eabwb

>>32638355
If you think she'd lie about caring about her fans, then why are you here?

>>32638148
By that logic, none of you love Gura because you don't have the timestamps either.

>>32638150
>>32637942
Here's the symbiotic one. You got anything else ctrl-fable I might be able to get those too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myISBXV1I-Q&t=15990

>>32638252
whats she saying here?

>>32637902
>I really do want a real romantic relationship with you that goes both ways.
That will do, but as said, go wild if you want to

>>32638052
i totally agree for the first part, but I'm pretty sure she would on the second part, she would never say she made a mistake or something. And I don't want to seem like the schizos up there, but a step back can save mind. Do not be naive. I only believe the truth

>>32638437
nta but I have thousands of timestamps saved they just aren't easy to sort because I take notes on paper.

>>32638582

>>32638658
if thats real im gonna learn japanese and start watching her

>>32638582
>Stop it okama
>Stop it with the okama
>You o-, I don't need okama
or something to that respect

>>32638581
I found one. https://youtu.be/Dstd2LK3QZo?t=12646
She says this stuff often, so I'm mostly just surprised when someone asks for timestamps.

>>32638813
my new oshi

>>32638581
>>32638965
Where's the romance is there?

>>32638965
I forgot she said both those. This is why I keep notes, brain no work good.

>>32638419
to make fun of you for being naive

making senpai proud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcJljUsXblg
baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YKjL2VRDwY
also suisei calling gura cute all the time was cute

Thank god Gura is my oshi.

>>32623302
Watch streams.

>>32639455
You have a millier threads that's more funny that this one, and you choose this one. Talk about retardation, go back or you'll get lost /here/. And the fact that she cares about us is true. Same argument, you're retarded.

>>32639171(Me)
in* retard anyway, good talk. Have a good buds