/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

thank you axel

Fuck, it's so refreshing to actually see some smart vtubers.

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>32619898
They could play After The Fall. Its basically an L4D but designed for VR

The corpses in Alyx are genuinely fucking horrifying

>>32620239
Fast baked thread, thanks OP.

>>32620271
damn, is that like a smart phone? how are they different from regular vtubers?

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
_________________
>Commandments Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/393GUHfa

Altare seems to enjoy getting spooked, it’s kinda cute

>>32620271
yeah, not saying he's a pro or anything but it's weird seeing someone that can actually play games

>I'm like expecting a headcrab to jump out of these things
Don't worry Altare, they'll come out from there later.

>>32620381
he's trying to add new emotions to his repertory

I like this mic better than leader's usual mic, anyone else?

his voice is so nice with this mic, its like he's actually in my ears lmao
he's cute when he's scared

Leader cool!! Leader love!

I just KNOW that leader grabbing that zombie's head got some of you horny

the valve index microphone sounds so fucking good for being integrated in a VR headset

>>32620639
yes

Leader wants that squished bug as his mascot

>>32620749
altventurers are the squished bug. he wants to put us in a meat grinder and turn us into juice

i know Cover usually didn't ACCELERATE for new gen.
but for starsEN kinda wish at least they add new gen soon, so the boys have more homie to collab with.
hopefully early 2023 for starsen 2

KEK

Leader's being extra cute today and I'm starting to fall for him fr....

I really hope the boys can play 7 days to die, I never heard of that game until Axel mentioned it and I've been watching a lot of gameplay
it looks so fun I even want to play it

>>32620829
RIGHT?? HES SO CUTE TODAY

>it’s okay baby it’s okay sleep well sleep well

>>32620825
that would just cause people to complain about stars EN 2 being made before EN 3

>>32620825
if the vsinger rrat is real then we'll probably get one more member soon

CUTE…

he plays better than pewdiepie that's for sure

>source 2 still has all these loading screens
wtf Valve

>>32620825
I'm having trouble keeping up with the boys already since they were unshackled, the new boys would have to be REALLY good to grab my attention if they come out soon.

>>32620909
nah EN3 def this year.
i doubt they will release new stars gen this year though.
maybe for male vsinger?

>>32620825
Don't rush Cover's vetting process, if they rush it you'd end up with undesirable people.

why is he so high energy and silly tonight. man loves VR

>>32620825
i feel like they are fine for now, all of them are pretty close so I don't think a gen 2 would be needed for now, also
> A FUCKING MONKEY

>>32620951
is it weird to be cautious about adding another person to Tempus?
they have a really good dynamic right now and having 4 people makes it easy to get them all in multiplayer games (except for Apex)

I’ve completed this game 4 times and watching Altare reminds me of my first time playing(although I explored more)

>>32621040
He was the same during Cooking Sim VR, Leader has a good sense of entertainment in VR

I feel so bad for Leader, he really doesn't know what he's getting into.

>>32620994
It's a Half Life staple by this point.

>>32620951
i am 70% sure axel is the "vsinger" of this gen

>>32621077
i feel you 100%. i’m very content with how the group dynamic is right now

BANETARE

>4 you

>>32621101
don't worry, chat will tell him everything ahead of time

>>32621077
i don't believe the 5th member rrat at all tbf, but if there was one they would already be interacting with tempus behind the scenes (much like how they all did pre debut) so i don't think it'd be an issue. also there are tons of 5v5 games that it would open them up to

He HATES hats...

hes so cute today bros... im ngmi
that little "wee!" hit my heart....

>>32620314
it might actually be the best looking game currently on the market. There's no part of the image that looks 'wrong' - it's all temporally stable, lighting even if unrealistic looks good and moderling is great. I'm so fucking mad Valve won't release more games.

>>32621077
No, no. You're right to be as such. If the other dude or dudes don't fit in well with the Tempus bros, you'll end up with fractured cliques.

>>32621209
lose Team fortress 2 perms

>>32621292
OHHH NOOOOOO

I really want EN Kuzuha in starsEN. someone that's very autistic and cracked at FPS or any vidya genre but actually funny, very bro and very retarded
and another male who have desire to be idol who does his singing and dancing rep properly.
we need that kino idol journey like starsJP

Kinda happy Desmond's name got meme'd so hard they have an outlet word so they don't say anything too yabai on stream.

Something about "get magged" still sounds so satisfying like it's just as versatile as "fuck" but SFW

i like how leader uses both hands when he shoots.. do you think he's got training and knows how to use a gun IRL?

>>32621077
The 5th guy is there already if the rrat is real. You don't need to worry about dynamics, this is Stars. They click as soon as they spend some time together. You should've seen JP's Pico Park last night JST time.

>>32621461
Vesper's been taking him to the range.

I kinda wanna complain about not having a decent Tarkov vtuber, but we do have Juncker

>>32621461
Played lots of Pavlov

>those "good boy"s
I think I'm gay now

holy FUCK he loves animals

>>32620994
It wouldn't surprise me if it's meant to be a way of forcing a VR break on the player. Valve were really cautious about the VR in this game. I doubt the engine demands all these loading screens.

>>32621388

oh fuck, it's BananaKen, good times rooting for this nigga on tournaments

STOP ACTING GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>a fucking hairspray the musical reference
Not what I'd expect from a Holopro stream

>>32621558
he was a theater jock

>>32621510
I can't believe Vesper has an FPS Russia style armoury (or at least, pre-prison FPS Russia armoury).

>>32621237
It sucks, but at least with Alyx it was a rare case where it actually ended up being worth the wait. The only reason why Valve's absence feels worse is because the entire AAA game industry barely seems to be putting out games right now.

>>32621511
Pestily for Stars EN2 let's fucking GO

>>32621523
>>32621510
i want him to do a shooting range IRL stream
of course, gloves on but ehehe... i want him to show off his sharpshooter skills!

DONTA

>>32621640
HoloScavs

Have we found out if Noir likes guns yet?

>>32620778
Okay it's funny and everything but he's been in like three of my dreams now. what the hell is going on.

>>32621655
hoping Vesper gets to do that crossbow stream he wanted maybe as an off-collab even

>>32621536
Axel isn't EN Kuzuha, it's hard to explain but go watch Kuzuha content and his personalty, if you want to know what i mean.
Axel already has singing rep & and such but he seems doesn't have a drive to be idol, i really need someone that actually has drive to be idol & always put out music consistently like Mori does.

altare........

>>32621708
he said he stays strapped when talking about his bike trip to magni

guys he made the joke

>>32621708
Have you ever met an american prepper that doesn't have at least 1 gun?

I just noticed but why is Magni's stream from last night gone?

>>32621798
dmca

>>32621798
meds he didnt stream last night

>i swear i wanted it, guys

>>32621798
copyright music

>>32621798
Stop smoking that bongwater and take your meds

>>32621771
Has any /k/ anon sent a picture to one of those room reviews full of guns to Pekora or any JP holos?

"Nice toy's anon!"

>>32621729
altnowa sharpshooter off-collab when

Fuck, those reloads are instant. Now I want to see him play Pavlov.

>>32621859
not like they would actually review them

>>32621388
for me i need male equivalent of pekora.
natural born entertainer, funny, know how to put a kino content & very competitive to some extent (like he wants to be the best chuuba) also kinda numberfag like pekker but in a smart and healthy way like her

>>32621734
yeah kuzuha is more kusogaki
he's an asshole but in a funny "doesn't really mean it" way
Doggo is too pure and he has a different sense of humor

>>32621639
Eh, 2022 is actually a fairly busy year all things considered. We get three massive PS exclusives (God of War Ragnarok, Gran Turismo 7 and Horzion sequel) + that Last of Us Remake. Two fairly big Nintendo exclusives (Splatoon 3 and Kirby) + XC3. A massive From Software game in Elden Ring. COD MW2 which should hopefully be as good as MW (2019). Then stuff like Dying Light 2, Ghostwire Tokyo, Overwatch 2, new Pokemon (as well as Arceus), Sonic Frontiers and TW Warhammer 3. A pretty good year all things considered.

>>32621734
His second cover is ready to be released, but something about the arrangement he used made it additional perms.

>>32621942
pavlov perms WHEN
i need to see his reflexes.... i need to know if nowa was right about his killer instinct

>>32621859
not sure about full of guns, but Migo featured a couple of gunfags in her room review streams.

>>32621859
Not on Hololive but Pomu of NijiEN accidentally opened a room review photo of a dude showing off his rifles and guns on stream

how long is HL:Alyx?

Man, Half Life Alyx is such a cool game.

>>32621708
he's a prepper and a camper, anon. It'd be shocking if he didn't have one.

ALTARE THE VOD

Watching leader getting scared by everything makes me want him to play Into the Radius.

>>32621951
tfw you will never take hags to the range to shoot your AK.

>>32621655
>>32621729
Never realized I needed a Hickok45 style video with Vesper.

>>32622071
It took me around 15 hours to beat it, but I was taking my time. It's about on par with HL2 in terms of length and its easily one of the longer VR games out there.

>>32621461
>Korean American
>Dad probably a Korean immigrant who went through conscription
Yeah he probably learned how to handle a gun.

>>32622071
>>32622193
for me Steam says 9.1 hours, but I tend to rush through games so that's probably a lower end estimate.

I think VR sucks
It's too trembling

>>32622262
we need a shooting range off collab with the boys oh my god
i have a need to see nowa flexing on the boys.

>>32622262
>Dad probably a Korean immigrant who went through conscription
Altare's dad went through the real deal

>H3VR
please

>vr arc

KRONII MENTION AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Kronii
Uh oh

KRONII MENTION GET DOWN

>Spice and Wolf VR

Leader-kun, I kneel

>kronii superhot vr
https://twitter.com/ENVTubersOOC/status/1566655004055928832

there's a spice and wolf vr?

>Spice and Wolf VR
He means Liru with You

>casually mentioning Clock woman
leader clearly doesn't give a fuck anymore

he mentions kronii occasionally you sillies. dude doesn’t care

>Boneworks mention
It would be a really fun stream, but whoever played it would need really, really good VR legs. I've been playing VR since the Rift DK1 and that game still made me sick

>>32622368
NO
I NEED TO BE THE GUN NUT HOLO
I WILL DEBUT SOON BELIEVE ME, MAYBE IN STARS 5 OR 6
DON'T STEAL MY NICHE ALTARE

>>32622410
Kronies...your oshi seems like a dork...

>>32622414
>>32622419
there's an official Spice and Wolf VR game, it's nothing too substantial though - it's like 4 hours long at most iirc.

>>32622410
The sounds she makes when leader sticks it in the wrong hole.

>Spice and Wolf VR
Lord I wish there was a proper VR version of that game, busted seventeen dozen nuts to it

Leader is deliberately making the schizo hatewatchers seethe

>>32620778
I always see him sitting or standing in the background. I don't think he's ever said a single word to me in my dreams. It's been almost nightly for the past 2 weeks. Help

Okay, how do you make zomboid challenging if you turn off respawns? My problem with turning off respawn is you'd be walking around for days with zero challenge one you're done firebombing the entire town.

>>32622465
/k/ommandochama…

Stick to stream, guys. Please.

>>32622472
Oh I know, I just wanted to shout out that one guy that spent 8 years making the porn game of his dreams

Didn't Axel talk about playing Sons of the Forest? It got delayed till February...why is the world so cruel...

Kronii can suck my dick
I hate women in my bro club

>>32622495
>schizo hatewatchers
Schizos watch streams?!

>>32622584
based. I hate women, too!!

"he's me fr fr" i fucking love you vesper, dont ever change

>>32622539
First of all, play on apocalypse so that any bite is lethal. Second of all, make it a goal to move into larger cities. You'll also have event hordes moving through your town even if you cleaned it up.

>>32622548
I just wanted to post the funny clip, I'm focused on Leader

>>32622463
Yeah, and it really can't be understated either. Going from Alyx and even Pavlov to Boneworks was too intense, you'll either get the hang of it or you wont.

>>32622410
is she... a little... you know...?

>>32622364
Imagine if his dad was actually one of the roof Koreans.

Failed bit

>floppy disk
OLD

this lebron bit is making me remember how fun the gravity gloves are. Valve must have sacrificed 10 devs to make it work so well.

it’s nice to watch someone with experience in VR

>>32622629
she's a woman, so yes.

>>32622629
Autistic? Anon, it's vtubing, of course she is

On the last Raft collab, leader said he will go on a small trip with his friends in October, right? I'm gonna miss him a lot TOT

>>32622642
he actually sounded like a broken record lol

Oh yeah the trippy Vortigaunt shit

>>32622701
That friend? me.
later, fat fucks, I'll be having hardcore suffocating sex with leader

>>32621964
as much I like how most Tempus isn't numberfag but sometime we need at least 1 or (2) competitive numberfag in the gen (the good kind numberfag).
usually the competitive numberfag has actual drive & passion wanting to prove themselves & being the best, they will put a lot of effort on their content & being creative on how to make their content interesting/entertaining rather than numbernigger creator who just blindly follow trend to get big number.
there's nothing wrong having 1 competitive guy who's motivated & has driven wanting to incline their brand and channel, as long they're smart about it.
for holostars they need someone like that if they really want to be well-known, as long he's healthy & smart numberfag like pekora not like Vox & Mysta it will be fine.

> It's too big brain for my small co...

>my small co-
What did he mean by this

>for my small co-
>for my small tiny little brain

LEADER?

>For my smal coc-... brain

>my small co-
that was the worst possible moment to stop and correct yourself

>>32622611
Oh, I play on apocalypse by default. I tried randomized zombies and while they're terrifying they're actually easier than regular ol' apoc because the sprinters would break off and I'd kill them first.

So I guess pacifying entire towns before moving is a good challenge?

>>32621388
>very autistic and cracked at FPS or any vidya genre but actually funny, very bro and very retarded
Bro, I am your man, I actually played comp TF2 for a while back in 2012-13

>I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Why all of them, except Vesper, never reads or pay attention to the story and ends up in the same situation?

>>32622701
>small trip=massive week long orgy
>friends=all of hololive en, jp, and id
altsisters…its over…

....leader...

>>32622771
that's just Nowa. He's always mindful of how the audience will view anything before he does it, he doesn't just want to "have fun", is investing in edited videos condensing his longer playthroughs because he knows most people won't have time for all that shit, shorts because the algorithm likes it, he talks about solo content being better for channel growth than collabs and shit. He clearly cares about growing his channel, he's just not desperate about money, so it may not come across as regular numberfagging.
Do remember that the boys had 1 million subs goals, they're in for the long run.

no wonder he hates women

>>32622837
>>32622830
>>32622856
>>32622857
>>32622865

he's korean after all

>we will never get a Hotel 626 type of game in VR

>>32622768
Not so fast, I'm gonna have a hot and passionate sex with him before youuu.

>>32622935
the memories... I want the maglord to play that if ever

>>32622873
There are a lot of zombies, too much to 'firebomb the entire town', but if you manage, well, there is a big map. Maybe try using more guns so it's more dangerous.

NOWA UPLOAD AH AH AH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C5MV3hLNZo

I still love him even if he has a small co-

>>32622916
Small but girthy leader

HOW DID HE FIGURE THAT SO FAST WTF?

>>32622991
On one hand, I think him hiring a clipper is a good idea. On the other, why the fuck do you not put subs on them as that activates the neurons?

I've seen someone stuck there for half an hour so glad Leader got it figured out

>Open Door
>See This
>What Do?

>>32623056
He just used his CPU to determine the pattern correlation to the panel

>>32623082
Me on the right

>Is this what they mean by "bricked up"?
Leader...

>>32623082
get my camera ready

I'm glad they still had Tony Todd to voice the Vort

>>32623082
Do the dinosaur

>>32623082
that's just an image of Altare and Vesper, anon. Dunno what you mean by this.

>>32623082
I wanna see Leader-kun get raped by an orc so bad bros…

>>32622431
Because he already got his kicks out of it shitposting on /here/

>>32623059
Subs is a good idea, you should tell him that. It'd also make it easier for people who are still not that good at english to watch. Even if they're english subs. JP clips with JP subs are always easier for me to watch than the ones with no subs, and it also took me the longest time to be able to watch or play anything in english without english subs.
It'll make the videos useful for people who can't follow the streams due to a language barrier, and not just because of a lack of time/interest.

>>32623082
Ayo you can't just post that version of Noir

>>32622465
Bro when I get into gen 3 I will keep the seat warm for you, we'll record an off collab playing time crisis

Ara, ara Regus-kun

leader...

he's so good at VR streams, bros, holy crap

>>32623385
its nice to watch yeah but its nothing out of the ordinary

>>32623279
Kobo growing up and trying to seduce her big brother with her newfound womanly charms...

SUSTENANCE

He's going to fuck that headcrab's corpse.

headcrabs propably taste like pig

>>32622906
yeah, Nowa is leaning on that territory but he still put his personal enjoyment over buff content (which isn't bad).
just need 1 guy who's very competitive about numberfagging (like doing a bunch buff content) but still very mindful of his audience and put a lot of thought on how to make said content interesting, and more importantly, he also think for the long term not just chasing big number short term.

i wish i had vr

this fucking weirdo

>>32623520
do NOT give gutfucker anon anymore ideas shut the fuck up

It's like his autism goes into hyperdrive once he enters VR.

>>32623520
>>32623609
DO give gutfucker anon more ideas please continue

>>32622906
it mostly doesn't count since he plays stuff he thinks he can make entertaining but still stuff he's passionate about sharing with an audience, and doesn't chase after trends or easy numbers games. a knowledgeable player and a true entertainer can turn whatever games they like into a good numbers game.

Anons...
WHERE IS SHE?!

>>32623666
it’s kind of intense

Leader goes out on 3am walks to find corpses to mess with before someone else finds them and calls the cops...

yumesisters... who's rachel?

>>32623609
GIVE GUTFUCKER AND PAINPLAY ANON MORE IDEAS PLEASE

>>32623743
And if he can't find 'em, he makes 'em

he says the gamer word with pride too

Leader is proud to be a gaymer

gamers rise up…

>>32623742
if you're not baiting, he was referencing the Nolan Batman movies.

>>32623742
Me. And I'm a man.

https://youtu.be/s-09gNDsPzQ

His voice gets less whispery the more autistic he gets

>>32623793
>>32623806
>>32623785
The most oppressed group of all....GAMERS

>>32622768
I hope you die from suffocation

I'm gonna pray for Shinove to stumble on Halo perms by a miracle and hand them over to Magni tonight. Amen.

this game is making me motion sick

>>32623906
HOT!

>>32623906
that would be so hot, I hope so too

>>32623981
>>32623987

>>32624036
I'm down to anything as long as it's Altare

Ok he's definitely more unhinged than normal

That was kek

he’s truly a strange little man

>>32623082
you can’t doxx nowa like that

>>32624098
just a strange little guy...it's his birthday!

>>32623757
>>32623672
>>32623520
I will now be intensively researching the anatomy of headcrabs and the fuckability of them. You brought this.

>>32623906
He's gonna die from SUCCocation.

>wah wah

>>32624036
Morifag, you're a regular at this point, please grab some pictures of the boys, please. I'm not asking that much. You're not a tourist anymore, you're here all the time, keep your posts on topic.

how the hell someone that have small cock can be THIS chad

>>32624243
It's not about the size, it's about how you use the knife

>>32624243
Don't believe him. Maybe his own version of small is nine inches

Leader is really cute today and it's Nowa's day off, what play did he put Nowa through?

>>32624133
i'll be patiently waiting, gutfucker anon

>>32624243
Just like he said before (I think it was him), it's all about the tongue action.

>>32624323
extreme bdsm. if nowa has a sore or raspy voice tomorrow, you know why.

>>32624323
nowa’s been watching the entire time… he’s playing it up for him

>>32624243
Small cock but huge balls.

imagine if leader played boneworks on stream.

Leader has decent aim under duress

>>32624526
he will probably play both boneworks and super hot after this

>>32623906
>>32623981
>>32623987

Oh jesus fuck
I just remembered Alyx has that fucking section with JEFF. Leader is going to shit his CK boxers so fucking hard

thinking about how he talked about liking the blood eagle scene in midsommar… i want to see altare’s horror movie watchalong

I am a seiso artist. Should i animate genderswapped magni to the catgirl animation meme?

Damn Altare going HARD on the permissions requesting. I love it

>>32624323
Cute Zomboid date, also Nowa was watching

>>32624920
Still remember a manager giving Gura shit for requesting perms. What the fuck is going on with the management

Thoughts on this?

>>32625097
A FUCKING MONKEY

>>32624920
I like it, if the games available are not to their tastes just keep trying until something gets accepted.
Meanwhile, Apex+Valorant+Minecraft are still on the menu

>>32625097
fucking monk

>>32625097
MALEVOLENT MANDRIL MARAUDER

I’m just scourging for clips of nowa laughing like a rrat

Back to plane posting

a good day for altventurers

>>32625097
A FUCKING MONKEY

>>32624982
qrd?

>>32625097
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A LIL MONKEE FELLA?

>>32625097
too smol, what's the point of buying a monkey if he looks like a hamster or a small cat

sleeping on auntie nowa's lap.......

I'm pretty sure Leader would LOVE Compoud VR if not for the "bad graphics", which is a shame because it's an amazing VR Experience.

>>32625372
I want to kiss her cheek and her to smile at me

>>32625372
why can’t she be real

>>32625372
Too big

>>32625372
gender-bent models when?

>>32625222
Maybe the pw update will drop on the 2nd anniversary..

>>32625233
Gura was doing a zatsu and talked about how one of the new management hires said something along the lines of "don't be like her" when Gura started asking for a bunch of perms from her own manager. Which is bizarre, because playing with perms is exactly what they're supposed to do, which is also what Gura said and was baffled by that one manager's behavior. If I remember correctly, they're a manager for Council. Don't know for who exactly.

might look into doing half life alyx modding/mapping for leader kinda like this
https://youtu.be/vRhzkQdyNSQ?t=356
https://youtu.be/oqYulidNKuU?t=1873
still need more tempus/individual memes from em to add as references so maybe next year

https://youtu.be/cjAVNhjzAzc

>>32624982
>>32625233
>>32625573
Good god, you fags spread more fake news than fucking CNN.
>Still remember a manager giving Gura shit for requesting perms
It was a fucking joke.
>one of the new management hires said something along the lines of "don't be like her" when Gura started asking for a bunch of perms from her own manager
You know you can like HoloStars without hating on HoloEN, right?

dead hour horny posting lets go

https://poipiku.com/6115621/7452852.html

>>32625568
I want an AC Zero-esque Oceania War DLC/Prequel game

>>32624982
I see someone watched clips without actually watching streams again.
I know you people are new, but please don't be like the fucking Reddit

>>32625764
i'm content with conquest mode not being busted and the cut planes being added

>>32625757
this art makes me so fucking feral, submissive ojisan is such a fucking treat and GOD do i want to mating press him

>>32625618
>for leader
Will they be able to use it tho? Cover is a bitch with perms when it comes to modding, even in Minecraft they only let the talents use like 1 plugin and 1 or 2 shaders.

>>32625734
>>32625792
Someone doesn't have Gura memberships and listen to her constantly rag on management, poorfags
>it's jork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql0xEpfBSY0
Go fuck yourselves

Shut the fuck up about Gura or other talents, hornypost or plane post NOW.

>>32621964
We already have one.
>Said he's not a numberfag, but threaten chat whenever the viewcount goes down
>Natural born kusogaki whose antics will always blow in his face
>The most creative of the group

>>32625861
Nowa oji is made to be mating pressed into even more submission ..ToT damn stupid sexy ojisan needs correction...

>>32625865
leader said he'll look into dont starve mods for characters like this
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2337207136
so i guess its fair game if i make it specifically for them since valve is lenient on perms anyways

>>32625757
Hupooooooooooaaaahhh UOOOOOOHHHH

>>32625993
>hornypost or plane post NOW.
Hm
I think I will not

>>32625993
nyoom
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pchooooo

>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.

>>32625757
THANK YOU. JESUS CHRIST

>>32625097
IT'S A FUCKING MONKE

/MANS/, why is Nowa Oji so cute?
His laugh and giggles cheer me up every single time. His model isn't that great but for some reason he relays his emotions to us so well. His little gasps over anything cool makes me want to hug him so bad. I get excited when he gets excited. When he gets upset or angry, it makes me want to comfort him and tell him that everything is alright.
When I'm not having a good day, I think of Nowa Oji comforting me and giving me a big warm hug too. He'd be such a great and loving husband. I have days where I don't even feel like lewding him because he's just so endearing. He's so aware of what needs attention, like how he's afraid of Axel feeling left out in the MSPaint meme drawing and him accompanying Magni during his Mortuary Assistant stream. He knows how much Altare had went through at such a young age and truly, deeply cares for him as well as the rest of his buddies. He's such a genuine individual.
I hope he has a good day. I hope he feels happy spending time with the boys and us fans. He truly deserves everything in this world. I'm really so happy to be a Vestie.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1567308368997679106
https://twitter.com/kageyamashien/status/1567311648171642882
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1567312450986606594
Soon (tm)

Well lads, it's time to catch up on 10 hour subnautica stream in 1.5 hours before the next stream

>>32626244
That is a heckin cool plane m8

>>32626353
KINO

>>32626391
Just suck up the info, tap into your minds eye and guess stuff.

>>32626353
WOOOO
StarsJP has some amazing singers, we need to close that gap between both branches as fast as possible. Sasuga Dingo

>>32626353
whoaa what does that means

>>32626353
Himbo collab!

>>32626391
Just shitpost whatever you want to be reality from the previous stream.

>>32626353
Oh shit
Two sex together

>>32626391
antnation here, he's going to die in the first 2 hours and kill his run

>>32626492
anonchama, you don't even need nihongo reps, Axel said he wants to sing with a Stars senpai and Shien replied with basically "What's this?"

>>32625865
With minecraft it's probably just an issue of having to keep the server constantly up to date with mods. The perms for an Alyx mod should be fine so long as you don't include any copyrighted material (beyond Alyx stuff).

>>32625372
>>>/lgbt/

>>32622191
Smoking pot with Vesper...

>>32626669
Fuck off

two beatboxing boyfriends

>>32622191
Hey, Noir45 here. I have a crossbow. Let me prove it!

>>32626875

>>32626901

>>32626669
I'm pretty sure that's straight bro

I JUST WANT A CUTE SHOTA WEARING SHORTS FOR STARSEN2, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??

>>32627464
does izuru count as a shota in shorts?

>>32626353
HIMBO GANG

>>32627464
Yes.

>>32627464
You have to let Kira go, anon...

>>32625757
Shit, I have a new underwear fetish now.

9 minutes

>>32626244
<<Heads up, hard enemy radar spike! There's another one behind you now!>>

>>32627637
...it's another hour, anon...

>>32627681
Yeah, 9 minutes then 1 hour. I only count by the hour

Why is the 5th anniversary stream is unlisted tho

baseball wife

>>32627529
One would argue for it but you know those shotas that have thicc thighs and wear those plaid shorts that dig into his skin and act very bratty? That's what I need to get my fix.

>>32627795
So the chinese can't wheelbarrow it

>>32627974
Wheelbarrow?

>>32627868
My mind is erroring my first thought whenever magni is posted is SSSEEEXX

>>32627974
Wakaranai
t. axel

>>32627464
Why not be one and join StarEn2?

>>32628010
wheelbarrow was the name of the youtube spam program that the chinese were using to harass holomen, because the chinese think they invented the wheelbarrow

>>32624339
Soon.

>>32628030
That's his masterplan. He wants you to must for him, like the little slut he is. You should go and kidnapp him and make his ass mold into the shape of your cock and teach him how to cum like a woman.

>>32628124
Sickened but curious

>>32628170
No anon stop no more...my literal fetish...

Bets on how long Magni survives stream 2 of Subnautica Hardcore?
I think he can make it through to stream 3

>>32628124
Oh wow, you went super literal with it. I quick-outlined a fic where Altare is fucking a headcrab in the game with his headset on, while Dezmond is blowing him irl. To be honest, I'm not feeling the vibes with it but I'm willing to see where it goes.

>>32628124
anon you crazy son of a bitch…

>>32628170
ESL-chama but i can get behind that
i wanna fuck him so hard

>>32628486
>>32628232
>>32628521
Thanks! I wrote the gutfucker fic, so I might aswell go all in on my status as that "what the fuck is wrong with you" fic writer. Surprisingly, I'm not even an Altventurer, I'm a fucking Vestie.

>>32628573
I never saw the gutfucker fic, you got a link?

>>32628486
YOU CAN DO IT ANON I'LL SEND MY ENERGY TO YA more almond fics pls

>>32628573
Wild how Altare immediately gets 3 separate writefags (me included) who are all into eroguro,,,,,,maybe I should just switch into axmag,,,,,

I wanna see one of these niggas oversleep to see who does a stream waiting for them to wake up.

>>32628746
Regis overslept for his minecraft collab with Axel if that counts

>>32628726
why not be both?

>>32628486
Listen, ever since I looked into the models of the headcrabs, you cannot tell me that someone DIDN'T fuck a dead one. Altare is definitely one of those people. I wasn't going to do it originally cause I was like "pshh that's too weird", then I remembered it's leader.

>>32628852
You're right! I'll just become the Magni cannibalism guy instead!!!

>>32625757
UUuuuooohh I love how this artist draws my cute oji-san

>>32628545
What exactly was ESL about that? I'm still working up my grammar.

>>32628920
ew...

>>32628961
finally our resident cannibal fic writer is born...

Did (You) watch Nowa's new video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C5MV3hLNZo

Leader is definitely /here/ and you're all talking about how much you want him to fuck headcrabs. Have you no shame?

>>32629038
NTA but...
> He wants you to must for him, like the little slut he is
ones before the comma doesn't make any sense

>>32629221
Anon, he's probably writing the headcrab fic.

Anyone up for a small gartic session before stream?
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01f2767698

>>32629221
my shame makes him happy

>>32629038
Also nta, second sentence runs on and
>make his ass mold into the shape of your cock
doesn't flow if you say it out loud

>>32628486
>where Altare is fucking a headcrab in the game with his headset on, while Dezmond is blowing him irl
Ayo that sounds real good though, good luck anon

>>32629265
I'll give it a couple minutes before starting.

>>32628602
nta but I saved it here
https://rentry.org/gutfucker

I missed a whole week of streams due to raiding 10+ hours a day in FFXIV.
What are the highlights of the last 7 days? I'm gonna do some VOD reps.

>>32629221
i have no shame and i don't even write any fics i lust for him and i hope he's aware

>>32628545
Smug magni sex...correct this sexy brat...

>>32629265
we'll get em next time...

>>32628746
Axel did that. He was supposed to play minecraft with Altare, but Altare overslept. Axel spent the first 45 minutes in shambles because of loneliness lol

>>32629419
zomboid multiplayer collab from Sunday is an absolute must watch if anything from last week.

>>32629427
That sounded poetic desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVSEJ_Qs2Gk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVSEJ_Qs2Gk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVSEJ_Qs2Gk

Post this early, prob will post again later, consider the speed of these threads
Reminder that doggo will represent StarEN in tonight's Hololive Pro 5 year anniversary
It's after Sora's 5 year anni concert, so you should catch it easily

>>32629128
Brother, I've basically only written canni fics /_\b
You're in my house now.

>>32629419
L4D2 Stars collab, the hardcore Zomboid collab, and personally the Sims 4 Part 2 stream.

>>32628920
Xeno anon, control your libido

>>32629616
Speaking of The Sims, any clipper doing some highlights of it? Didn't watch the whole stream and I'm honestly kinda lazy to watch the full thing

>>32629435
same

>>32629631
NO, IM NOT EVEN INTO THIS STUFF BUT SOMEONE GAVE ME THE IDEA >>32623520

>>32629498
Audible chuckle at the second one.

>>32629585
DOG LOVE

>>32629498
I enjoy the gartic sessions and have been in two of them, but they always pop up when I'm watching the boys vods

>>32629597
i'll sit comfortably on this sofa thank you very much
can i request leader chopping up and eating magni plsty

>>32629762
We don’t need eyes where we’re going

>>32629676
Pretty much only the jar bits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMI4Mz046BM

So have the Altare and Axel koikatsu cards been made yet?
I haven't seen them on the pixiv of the guy who made Magni and Vesper

>>32629585
makes proud doggo

>>32623082
Is that Leader in Koikatsu? Does he have a card?

I can't wait until Axel drops the "dumb meathead" kayfabe and everyone apologizes and sees he's the smartest one in EN.

>>32629856
eh, I saw that live. Guess I'll need to do my reps afterall, ty anyway anon

>>32629877
No they haven't.

>>32621859
A Haaton loaded and chambered an AR15 with his feet on Haachamas stream.

>>32623082
Can you post the card for Regis please?

man, that song Axel covered is kinda hard to sing

>>32623082
Why is Nowa naked?

Destroy all humans VOD is back https://youtu.be/6L0IMZcmic0
I know not what's been cut

>>32630087
Context anon, i dont see any update about axel new covwr

>>32630268
the first one, been trying to sing it lately

>>32630087
Is it? It's pretty easy for me, but I'm a JP native speaker, so I guess that's why.

>>32623082

>>32629762
Sure, but it's going on the bottom of my list /_\
Or well, I can see if I can add it to my current almond.

>>32630186
Need to check if they used the Youtube's tools in any part to remove copyrighted music.

>>32629416
Thank you!

>>32630388
its ok no pressure im just glad it's considered thanks for humoring me kek

>>32630457
Cute art

how much of subnautica has magni completed?

>>32630457
I love you and I love Magni's suffering, so please, just wait for me anonchamma

>>32630186
Only 3 minutes were cut (comparing to the original VOD length), so I guess it really was the music.

https://youtu.be/QOynxocvOCY

>>32630636
Like 1/3? He found the islands and has been in the Aurora but he hasn't made a prawn suit yet so that he can go into the deep biomes

Quick oc since I was bored and didn't feel like drawing seriously today

>>32629631
>>32628726
>>32628486
>>32628521
>>32628232
>>32624339
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41550336

Enjoy!

>>32631020
KEK THANKS FOR THE OC
saving it

>>32631020
kek

>>32631094
good grief you're fast

MAGNI IS COMING