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“I looked for you on the collab,” Mori said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser Ina answered.

“Woe to Omega if we had been,” said Ser Kiara.

“When the holostars debuted, Ser Bae slew your unicorns with a golden yab, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser Ina said, “or Yagoo would yet have his dream, and Ollie would burn in seven hells.”

“I came down on Minecraft for the server merge,” Mori told them, and Ame and Kronii dipped their banners, and all their simps bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Gawr Gura.

“Ser Irys is fled to Hololive JP, with Fauna and Mumei. I thought you might have sailed with her.”

“Ser Irys is a good vsinger and true,” said Ser Ina.

“But not of the Idol-vtubers,” Ser Kiara pointed out. “The Idol-vtubers does not flee.”

“Then or now,” said Ser Gura. She donned her hood.

“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Ina.

Mori’s deadbeats moved up beside her, with yabs in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Gawr Gura, the trident of Atlantis. She unsheathed big fork and held it with both hands. The fork was blue as sapphire, alive with light.

“No,” Mori said with sadness in her voice. “Now it ends.”

>> No.32618764
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>>32618644
The fact that people try and gaslight that ame did a collab with a male is hilariously baffling

>> No.32618798

>>32618644
Very nice, OP. I like it

>> No.32618841

>>32618764
the fact that you're reacting this way to a light hearted shitpost show how much you're shitting yourself.

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>>32618644

>> No.32618916

>>32618764
Personally I'd say that what she did was worse. Karaoke is typically a fan (and unicorn) favorite and she sprung that shit with 0 warning.

>> No.32618958

>>32618916
fly me too the moon of all songs..

>> No.32618994

>>32618916
Can someone send me the VOD of the karaocuck everyone talks about?

>> No.32619132

>>32618841
>light hearted shitpost
Yes anon, because when theres multiple threads a day crying about males it's light hearted

>> No.32619246

>>32618644
Does this imply Mori will win? Seven hells...

>> No.32619282

>>32618644
>She unsheathed big fork and held it with both hands.
Why would you sheathe a trident? It makes no sense, you don't sheathe polearms.

>> No.32619436

>>32618644
what is the original to this? I like it

>> No.32619552

>>32619436
Pretty much exact text from the book "a game of thrones" with names changed. It's a dream the main character has about a war he fought in 15 years prior

>> No.32619630

Very nice OP.

>> No.32619802

>>32619282
True but you might stow one. Maybe "drawing" would have been better for a trident

>> No.32619850

>>32619132
most replies proves that yes it is

>> No.32620371

>>32619436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv-UtJQk5Q&t=104s

>> No.32620425
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A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep.

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this kind of creativity is why Mori still prefers this shithole to Twitter

>> No.32620496

>>32620371
meh, fucked up the link
dialouge starts at 1:43

>> No.32620802

>>32619282
Tell that to Goku

>> No.32623100

im a neet and im gonna be real with you anon
you're a fucking nerd.

>> No.32623671

>>32618644
Embarrassing. And to think I share a board with these "people".

>> No.32623711

>>32618644
not bad

>> No.32623858

>>32619246
Mori will win in the short term, but eventually everything collapses around her and she is betrayed.

>> No.32624018

>>32618644
this is so geeky I cannot help but approve

>> No.32624229

>>32618994
not the whole stream but the fly me to the moon part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KylRjccy11A

>> No.32624757
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>>32618764

>> No.32625128

>>32618644
Shouldn't Mori be King Robert in this scenario, not Ned?

>> No.32625810

>>32618644
kino

>> No.32625897

>>32618644
holy based

>> No.32626062

>>32623671
Then instead share subreddits with your (((people)))

>> No.32626089

>>32623100
>>32623671
Not OP but c'mon man. It's one of the most popular media franchises of the past few decades. Take a step back and look at what this board is dedicated to. Far far more embarrassing

>> No.32627248

Doesn't this imply that Gura, Ina and Kiara will be slayed?

>> No.32628007
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32628007

>>32618644
House of the HoloEN theme starts playing

ting ding ding ding ding.. ding ding din ding

>> No.32631187

>>32618764
Not only that, but they use Kiara & Ina on their side, & they collabed with males.

>> No.32637472

>>32618644
what the fuck did i just read

>> No.32640701

>>32637472
the best part of game of tubers

>> No.32640970

>>32619246
DeadCHADs can't stop winning

>> No.32641045

>>32618764
Teacucks still in shambles.

>> No.32641182

>>32618644
>Yagoo would yet have his dream
holy reddit
>>32618841
>light hearted shitpost
stop shitting the catalog you nigger

>> No.32641482

OP is a happy warrior.

>> No.32641555

>>32618644
go back

>> No.32641677

>>32641555
This was always our board.

>> No.32641760

>>32618644
who is Lyanna in this metaphor

>> No.32641761

>>32618644
Go back

>> No.32641934

>>32641045
How?

>> No.32642009

>>32641760
Me

>> No.32642037

>>32641761
Omega will bend the knee.

>> No.32642052

the inferior thread

>> No.32642142

>>32618644
it's like I'm on reddit

>> No.32642167

>>32642037
Totally anon. Also tomorrow Mori's channel will stop being the most successful vtuber music channel and will totally be dead

>> No.32642169

>>32618644
go back

>> No.32642266

>>32642169
Mori will bend the knee.

>> No.32644250

>>32627248
As vtubing becomes more and more mainstream female/male collabs will be more common. Normies doesn't care about idolculture, just look at the people simping for onlyfansthots.
Cute girls doing cute things are soon a thing of the past

>> No.32644678

Ser Gura

>> No.32644767

>>32618764
The hilarious thing is that Kiara has actually collabed with males. So has Mumei. None of it makes any sense. Hopefully management makes Gura collab with a male so this foolishness can end.

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>> No.32645514

>>32618644
who's Bobby B

>> No.32647926 [DELETED] 

>>32618764
Teacucks are the most pathetic fanbase, just own up to your oshi being a whore.

>> No.32648244

>>32618644
Okay but who is Howland Reed here?

>> No.32648348

>>32618764
Teacucks are still desperately trying to perform damage control. Lmfao we don't even make anti-Ame threads anymore yet here you fucks are. Flailing about when any shade at all falls on her

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>>32644767
I hope it doesn't because the kind of seething Gura generates by not acknowledging the men is amazing.

>> No.32648610

>>32648565
I don't know, something tells me the seething she could generate by acknowledging men would be far more amazing

>> No.32648655

>>32648610
Anger from people who hate something is always more amusing than anger from people who like something. /vt/ is the best proof of that.

>> No.32648752

>>32648655
right, the anger from people who hate tempus would be very amusing, I agree

>> No.32648798

>>32648610
Yes you want her to alienate her members to own the Chuds. We know. Not a good business decision though.

>> No.32650496

>>32648610
>>32644767
Why do homofags want to ruin everything?
Can't they just accept that some vtubers want to be cute and pure?

fucking hell, soon we'll have trannytubers screaming that the hologirls don't wanna be lovey dovey yuri with them

>> No.32653509

>>32648244
For that matter, who's lyanna?

>> No.32653716

>>32618764
I feel like it's rushed to put her on this list but she already and spoke her mind on the topic and said she will do group collabs.
It will happen eventually, she's just slow

>> No.32654033

>>32624229
curious to know how this went over in her chat

>> No.32654099

>>32618644
This would've been cooler if I knew the reference

>> No.32654105

>>32642167
>ahoy!!~

>> No.32654207

What possesses someone to write this kind of faggotry?

>> No.32654290

>>32618644
>Ser Kiara
I kneel

>> No.32654430

>>32650496
trannies are the most self loathing people on the planet and the only thing that brings them any satisfaction is ruining things for others.

>> No.32654550

>>32654430
trannies are a creation of the jew to destroy all civilization.

>> No.32654649

>>32654033
They started shipping them immediatly with heart color spam. Probably to troll her in the mistake she has made. Next day she apologized in her zatsu.

>> No.32654683

>>32618644
Our ancestors killed each other with rocks so that you can roleplay as vtuber game of thrones?

>> No.32654786

>>32654649
Nope, they were serious about shipping them
And no, she did not apologize

>> No.32655060

>>32618644
Pretty based desu
Gura dying by getting stabed in the back while battling mori is an allegory to her rape during mori's frat party

>> No.32655281

>>32654683
No, they killed each other so you could bitch and whine about a post on your middle-age-women-pretending-to-be-anime-girls board bot being up to your standards, retard

>> No.32655577

>>32618644
Yubicraft was right
It really is a game of thrones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEhZPBcATwE

>> No.32656709

>the king of the unicorns was a deranged schizo who would have doxed all of king's landing
It fits

>> No.32657255

>>32641182
ironic

>> No.32657923

>>32648655
It's the opposite. SJW only pretend to care. Chumbuddies actually care, watching them getting psychologically destroyed will be hilarious

>> No.32664703

>>32618644
>Ser Ina
Literally just had a collab with 3 men, but I'm sure you'll tells us all about how it "doesn't count."

>> No.32665322

>>32657255
there is nothing more reddit than game of troons. also he clearly wants to just shit on some girls since mumei, ina, irys and kiara all collabed with males

>> No.32665548

>>32654649
>>32654786
Clip/timestamp of the apology/not apology?

>> No.32665739

>>32618644
We need more post like this

>> No.32665795

>>32665322
>game of troons
>19 results on 4plebs
>0 results on alice
go back

>> No.32665894

How did Mori mindbreak SO many people?

>> No.32665958

>>32665795
>nobody had to shit on my reddit thing before on this board
because your reddit ass had to bring it up now

>> No.32666155

>>32618644
I raughed

>> No.32666227

>>32655060
Holy, this writing is insane.

>> No.32666877

>>32618644
Wait so in the end Mori wins and everyone collabs with men?

>> No.32667034

>>32666877
It means that down the line Mori will be beheaded

>> No.32667098

>>32667034
Yeah after like 30 years

>> No.32667468

>>32665958
I searched almost every board. No one calls it that here besides a few tourists. I was genuinely looking for the thread it came from though, turns out it's just some gay nigger shit

>> No.32667471

>>32667034
but then her autistic voyeur son becomes king

>> No.32667507

>>32664703
Looks like they pretend so much that every day Gura doesn't say something about them, there's an infinite amount of angry anti threads. Maybe that's just how they express their lack of interest.

>> No.32667686

>>32665322
Kiara has only ever had corporate "collabs" with males, it's what Idols do.

>> No.32667851

>>32667098
This timeline is moving quickly

>> No.32668175

>>32667468
>No one calls it that
nobody cares nigger. it's a normalfag show and you should be ashamed for trying to fucking defend it
>but you can't call it names that aren't approved here
guess you like wojaks as well

>> No.32668237

>>32667686
Kiara herself said they aren't idols anon

>> No.32668336

>>32618644
reminder that the wolves only won because of a literal backstab

>> No.32669429

>>32665548
>timestamp
unarchived
>Clip
can't clip a non-event

>> No.32669689

>>32669429
surely one teammate clipped it

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>>32668237

>> No.32670929

>>32670401
>a twitter description
that doesn't reflect reality at all

>> No.32671198

>>32627248
yeah, by my golden yab (penis)

>> No.32671610

>>32667686
Kiara is not an idol though. She doesn't collab with males because she is afraid of losing her gachis. IRL she has many male friends who visit her often and obviously she has nothing against interacting with them.

>> No.32673508

>>32654683
yes

>> No.32674402

>>32654649
>heart spam = shipping
This board gets more and more retarded as the days go

>> No.32678023

>>32618644
BASED

>> No.32678990

>>32618644
Wait a minute
Did you put Gura on the side that loses?

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>>32618644
Truly an exquisite post.
Blessed OP.

>> No.32687047

>>32678990
>>32666877
>THE AGE OF IDOLS ARE OVER
>THE TIME OF THE HOMOFAGS HAS COME!!

>> No.32687489

>>32618764
Can't wait for the Worms collab

>> No.32687716

>>32618764
put me in the screencap

>> No.32687895
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>>32624229
>all those shipping comments made by people who probably don't even watch either one of them
This is why Nijification is a mistake. I hope people dropped their membership over this, but that might be expecting too much of teamates.

>> No.32689655

>>32671610
As long as she stays away from the males in the virtual world she will remain good in my book.

>> No.32693050

>>32618764
oh no no no

>> No.32697607

>>32619282
The Shork works in mysterious ways.

>> No.32697720

>>32618764
This aged poorly.

>> No.32697746

>>32623100
>imagine reading a book lmfao couldn't be me

>> No.32697881

>>32618764
Oh boy

>> No.32697896

>>32642167
>music

>> No.32697972
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>>32618644
best post I've read on the board all day

>> No.32698045

>>32618764
Welp

>> No.32698096

>>32618764
Teamates I don't feel so good
>>32687622

>> No.32698106

>>32618764
oooof

>> No.32698253

>>32618764
kek

>> No.32700190

>>32618764
Hahahahaha

>> No.32700329
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>>32618764

>> No.32700585

>>32618764
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>> No.32700619

>>32618764
yeah, about that....

>> No.32700724

>>32678990
she goes down with honor

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>>32618764
I have no side and i must kek

>> No.32701392

>>32668237
Jp win again baby

>> No.32707138

eh..

>> No.32707267

>>32618764
teamates???? this can't be happening

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>>32618764

>> No.32707751

>>32670929
Kiara's words no matter how many she uses or for how long has less weight than gura's twitter description.

>> No.32709525

>>32653509
Howland Reed is Teddyloid and Lyanna is Milkyqueen giving birth to IronMouse

>> No.32709982

>>32618764
oh shit nigga lmao

>> No.32709996

>>32618644
imagine a world where Gura and Kiara liked eachother...

>> No.32710798

>>32618764
TEAKEKS??? STATUS REPORT???

>> No.32714919

>>32618644
based

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>> No.32715916

>>32618764
came back to laugh at you

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>>32618764
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.32719538

>>32618764
Hello Frogator!

>> No.32722737

>>32618764
>gaslight

>> No.32722998

>>32627248
Kiara was slayed by asian wrestling cock years ago

>> No.32723232

>>32678990
Of course she loses. she can't unwhore the rest of EN. Doesn't mean she will become one though.

>> No.32727613

>>32618644
good job OP

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