/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/hag/ is reclining.

>>32565456
She's tired, let her rest.

>>32566089
no

>>32566089
She can rest when I'm done breeding her

>>32565417

>>32565417
>implying older women can’t be cute

Anyone kinda like hags in that they can go with the flow, understand how things are, and have no delusions of grandeur? Chuubas in their early to mid 20s think they are some kind of super hero and are at the center of the world. Getting lectured by them pisses me off whereas hags often have decent advice. Hags just know what they are not and are content to get a slice of the pie when they can, dictating terms is just a bonus. Also they are very sexy since they actually know what sexy is.

>>32548026
Here you go

>>32566428
pls stop my dick cant take all this botan's new oufit sexy fanarts...

>>32566089
She can't rest until all my ball juice is safely nestled in her hag womb

>>32569179
uoh?

Flat hags!

>>32569179
why do you have a picture of my daughters
im reporting you

Mio wants a girlfriend for the summer

>The last thread died just a little bit above 50 posts
What happened?

>>32570972
I slept

>>32570972
Old age

>>32567327
Yes, but I have met some older woman who still think like the mid 20s chuubqs you meantioned. But most of the time, older women are more pleasant to be around for me. Also hag sex.

>>32570972

>>32569487
hot

the sudden desire to bite and mate with this dog

At what age did you realize you had a thing for hags/older women? For me it was around 15/17.

TAIGA LOVE

MIO HATE

>>32576470
I don't, these women are all younger than me.

>>32576555
TAIGA, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOARD

>>32576861
Same. It's less 'I have a fetish for 30+ women' and 'I'm 30 and I find younger than their late 20s completely unbearable'.

>>32576470
after high school, before then I always prefer girls my age or younger.

>>32576555

>>32569487
she's just going to NTR you....

>>32578401
Not if I NTR her first.

>>32567509
AWOOGA!

>>32578401
But what if I'm an ugly bastard

>>32572144
I'm unironically more attracted to women in their late twenties to mid thirties a lot of the time. They tend to be a lot more mature, down to earth, and eager or thankful for any attention they can get around that age.

I want meaty and thicc hag

What would your (hypothetical or not) daughter and wife do while you're gone from the house?

>>32567809
Is that really the biggest res of this available? I'll take it, but it's a little disappointing.

>>32579879
There is a better version on pixiv but it's hidden behind a paywall

>>32579879

/hag/ died just like their last eggs...

>>32580623
No... I can still save them...

>>32580623
I will inseminate them

>>32580623
>You won't let me go like you did to the last thread.. r-right anon?

>>32569487

How will Ange deal with it when she finally gets a bf who just pins her down on her bed and mating presses her raw for 24 hours? me

>>32580623
Not a single egg will be left unfertilized

>>32580864
I will regress and reincarnate as a shota next door for pochi to spoil in her younger year and marry her when I am older

>>32580951
Hope you are also prepared for orgasm denial torture and crossdressing.

>>32581036
you somehow make me more hard than before

>>32576470
About the same time I realized that college girls are obnoxious freeloaders with genuinely no defining characteristics whatsoever, so 19-20

>>32581036
she makes me crossdress and edged me hard until my first year of high school, but as I grow more until my third year of high school, Pochi in her cake age will realize that I have grown more manly and she can't easily tease me like before, in desperation to gain complete control; in our relationship, she will do something stupid that makes me trigger my main instinct to breed her and after that, we become a husband and wife.

Fox Fat Udders

>>32580623
i will save those eggs

>>32580623
I’m legitimately refraining from masturbating because the thought that those sperm cells could’ve been used to fertilize a hag geniunely fills me with sadness and regret

My hag is acting weird...what do I do???

>>32582284
Breed her

>>32578110
>>32580864
You wouldn't impregnate a hag's daughter, would you?

>>32582876
Is that your IP?

>>32582876
I'm trying to breed her other hag daughter tho
btw check your namefield, anonchama...

>>32583822
whenever I see Reine, especially the one where I can see her exposed stomach like this I got this primal urge to punch her

>>32583897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKHJ3_UelUU

>>32583897
Woah calm down, Kson

How many hags would be tops? Seems to me that most would be inclined to be bottoms.

>>32584514
I can only imagine Fubuki, Korone and Koyori as tops while Flare and Polka as switch

>>32582876
I will impregnate a hag AND her daughter.
Oyakodon is the way to go.

>>32580033
If you reread my original request, you'll see this is what I was asking for, but I guess no one has it, since MochiMoonCurry is not on Kemono.

>>32585813
search for his name in jp: 餅月カレン

I....I...
MISS TENTOPUS

>>32585813
Sad hag.

I'm only asking you to lay down next to me Anon, why are you looking so red and nervous?

Kurokami now has Live 2d!

>>32586144
Thank you very much.

>>32586400
Kawaisaw/Tentopus chuuba hag doujin when

>>32587438
>Kawaisaw Hololive doujinshi
My dick would break.

>>32587527
Gonna try to commission Kawaisaw one of these days to do a pinup of Mio or Fubuki
Hopefully it’ll light a fire in him to make a doujin

Come and listen my wife sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuwx3_Y8od0

>>32587701
After seeing his doujin with the fox spirit, I think it would be amazing to see any of the Gamers impregnated, hairy, and bloated from cum.

>>32584514

>>32587701
How much would it theoretically cost?

is polka a hag?

>>32584514
>>32590558
Not only do I want this to happen to me badly, but I also want my hag to put a leash round my neck 24/7 so she can yank at it whenever she feels like it.
t. someone who hates having something around their neck.

>>32591825
Yes

Every bump is a fertilized egg and another child for you to raise together in rural Japan.

>>32592079

Older women are just too good

Are there any good indie hagtubers who aren't trannys/sound like a tranny?

Older women should NOT be allowed to seduce men like this in a desperate attempt to be impregnated (chances below 0.1% per attempt during their "risky" days).

Older women need to STOP being this seductive right NOW!

>>32601555
This but the exact opposite

>>32601555
Botan had every right to seduce me into impregnating her

>>32601784
I know Koyori is one and all, but I just never get hag energy from her when I watch her for some weird reason.

>>32586400
Fucking menhera artists

>>32602185
I'm pretty sure he just said he was taking a "short break" and that was like the end of May.

I miss his hairy big bitches.

>>32586400
Tits and body way too big. Mio doesnt look like this

>>32602273
Good, need less obese "art"

>>32602307
>>32602444
No need to be gay here.

>>32602100
Just a genki hag like Korone. These types do not stop breeding once they start and they're always on top.

>>32602480
>if you dont like obesity art or drawings that look nothing like the original, youre gay
Funny meme. I want my hags to be as close to the source material as possible

How do we feel about strong hags?

>>32602583

>>32602583
Don't gay here!

>>32602657
Luv em, strong or strongfat hags are sex and I want them to crush me

>>32602657
Hot. Fitness is very attractive.

>>32602583
Go away gay boy
>>32602657
'Luv 'em, simple as

>>32602727
>>32602918
>>32602942
I'm glad we are in agreement.

>>32603284
Plump hags, yes.
Buff hags, yes.
Buff fat hags, yes yes.

>>32602444
looking at what >>32586400 posted doesn't seem to be that "bad" so to speak. I'd understand if you were against the borderline architect shit that some twatter artists like pumping out, no matter who the hag is. Those people drawing their gross melting, rolling slabs of meat for women need to go back to Deviantart
>>32602583
interesting and respectable hill to stand on. When it comes to appreciating vtubers on certain levels, I like it when the art/model actually matches as well but it doesn't bother me too much if they're given a couple of extra curves. More eye candy for me, luv hags

>>32603377
Bottomline: hags, yes.

>>32601555
And what if one didn't want to impregnate a hag? What if one just wanted to lovingly fuck her brains out or be their personal boytoy?

>>32605035
>able to resist the hag's seduction
I wish I was as powerful as you, anon.

>>32605964
would you really though, anon? Do you not want a hag to seduce you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear until you're under her spell? Do you not want to fuck her stupid every day / night in the hopes she'll get pregnant and be the mother that she never got to be?
Because I'd love to experience that. I'd also experience it even if it meant I had to give up my freedom and never interacting with another female.

>>32609526
Being helpless against hags feels good but it goes against part of me. Maybe I should just submit myself.

>>32609526
Can I still interact with my grandmother? I want her to meet her great-grandchildren at least.

>>32597240
Mint Castella is fun and nice to listen to, also confirmed to be 35ish

>>32609979
>>32610022
You both can safely ignore my post as I wasn't thinking about real life at all. I was thinking about a world that isn't real and I was foolish to even shit up the thread with it.
So yes, you can still interact with your grandmother.

>>32610674
Nice. I love her very much.

Hags with hairy armpits...

>>32613263
I need a visual aid anon.

>>32576861
Same, although not all of them. I have a suspicion Korone, Mio and Botan are all slightly older. It's less that I love hags for being bags and more that they're just so fucking cute.

>>32613518

I am a hag...awoo...

>>32615471
Gimme your location, NOW.

>>32615184
Ah, sex.

Reminder that Japanese women generally do not wax or shave their pubic hair, preferring to trim it instead, and this sometimes applies to armpit hair.

How do I stop hags invading my dreams?

>>32615471
>awoo
Are you that aspiring muscular wolfgirl hagtuber?

>>32616109
Why would you want to stop?

>>32616109
turn it into reality by marrying her

>>32616108
Good. Well kept trimmed pubic hair thats washed properly is absolute top tier. Shaved is good if the person is lazy on their self care.

>>32616108
Good, give me a hairy wife.

I put conditioner on my pubic hair

koro melons

>>32618192
Big....

>>32615471
SEEEEEEXXXXX

I love canines

https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1567311610238365697
https://youtu.be/kNcsnfb7MB0

[Good News]

I think Aki is gonna get this nut I've been holding for a while. Anyone holding some S tier akis?

>>32624132
POCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>32615184
Source nigga

Look at my doofy hag group, they are great.

>>32625928
Aki took some of my semen just recently....she's been releasing her sex potential onto me fuck....ever since I saw that gif of her opening her legs I haven't seen her the same...I want her to drain me while I ravage her for (more) children

[Good news]: Hag GF got herself a custom arcade pad with her 3d image and her doujin OC on it
https://youtu.be/smX8yGtmBRg
Also, on her drawing stream said that she used to play fighting games when she was a OL

cumming on those gamer hag tits never felt so much better

>>32631051
holy fucking based
I'd imagine it was around the SF4 days?

>>32631642
Paizuri from a hag is really heavenly

>>32633026
Source?

Soft hag tits

>mio cut off tawa's balls

>>32610398
I love that dog

>>32635488
Very cautious hag

What does /hag/ think about gilfs?

>>32640414

>>32631642
sauce?

Hags!

>>32631642
>>32633026
>>32635431
Fuck I can't take it anymore, I need some hag tits maybe next time i could do nofap

>>32576470
When I got a boner over my science teacher in high school

Hag farts in my mouth

>>32641386
I really wish mods didn't delete /ringo/ so you guys can have your own containment thread

KB

>>32648108
Me on the left

>>32576470
In my final year of high school my mother divorced her second husband. For about a year it was just me and her living together before I went to college. I began to think of myself as the man of the house with her as my woman. I even bought her a fancy necklace for her 40th birthday so I could feel like I'd collared her. Now that I'm older I obviously regret how I acted at the time but I'm still in love with her and attracted to women with traits I would consider motherly.

>>32566089
She can rest while I fuck her, my dick is very small anyway

>>32597240
Laynalazar is 32 iirc

Hag concert

>>32650857
Don't get us nuked

>>32648632
Anon, you're supposed to fuck other people's mothers..

>>32653390
Does it count if she's my brother's mother?

>>32648632
I want to fuck this anon's mother

>>32648392
stream bitch

Mio Paizuri

Please partake of my hag Letania forma de lolibaba.

>>32656858
DONTA

The only hags I watch are indies.

They just give off different vibes than zoomers, I love it

>>32654168
It checks out. Go for it.

>>32656858
How do you get your hag to stop smoking? Please keep in mind she takes the dominant role in the relationship because she’s older than you, and she’s very set in her ways.

>>32658085
Tell her you have a health risk and second hand smoking is very fatal to you?

>>32658085
Get her pregnant ASAP so she quits it in behalf of the well-being of her multiple babies.

>>32658085
Ask nicely and show genuine concern. Your concern means a lot to people who care about you.

>>32658085
Same but drinking. My hag sometimes gets very drunk on stream.

>>32656050
im live right now, stupid

>>32656858
iirc Botan doesn't smoke, she's a very good idol

>>32660928
She doesn't drink alcohol either. She only drinks water and my semen

Who's the haggest of them all, /hag/?

Pls add this hag
https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite
She a EU4 hag

>>32662202
Botan right?

>>32662313
I thought she was already added into the list, guess I haven't checked

>>32662202
>>32662537
It's Korone, she's the oldest though Luna is also up there but is not included for self explanatory reasons
>>32662313
>Enter chat
>First comment is from some guy named "hag_corrector"
Anon...

>>32662720
>Korone
The Top Dog chuuba is the Haggest

>>32662720
She's cool with it

>>32663118
Extremely based

>>32663118
>>32662313
That voice huh. 'She' sounds weird, but it's only fair to give them a chance I guess

>>32663365
She's a femoid don't worry.

>>32602273
Isn't he ukrainian? I remember something about how he had to evacuate from his town on his twitter

>>32656669
Letaniavt on Twitch and Twitter. Certified hagstinker.

Neenaur

>>32663365
just sounds like your average non-trash Brit female

>>32665413
She's purposely vague about her origins but she lived there for quite a bit and now resides in Australia.

>>32667647
I miss her.

>>32667857
It's her birthday tomorrow, don't forget to be there for her

>>32662313
the list is outdated, no one is updating it anyways

Do short and flat hags still count?

>>32668354
Age only matters I guess

>>32664038
I have no idea, I hope he's okay.

Should you let your hag mark you with her scent? She keeps telling me that It makes her feel insecure when I don't smell like her while being outside

>>32670706
>being outside

>>32670706
>feel insecure
Don't worry, she has other ways of feeling secure

>>32670706
I'd let her mark me in more permanent ways.

>>32674825
I wish my lab supervisors were as sexy as Koyo.

Koyori is a miracle.

>>32675017
She's definitely something else when it comes to appeal

>>32670706
She wouldn't need to mark me because I never go out.

>>32578401
she can't find herself one guy to be her bf, so how would she find another one in order to cheat on him?

>>32576470
I was aware I liked oneesans pretty early, but I'm not sure when the mommy tick box got clicked for me yet.

36 year old dog!

>>32668354
>>32668380
let age + character/personality/maturity be defining factors. I normally dislike lolis to a high degree, but tenma makes a great exception as a lolibaba. She makes several other hags look like pale roasties in comparison

>>32681991
Turns out Tenma is 26?
I thought she was a fake hag wtf?

>>32683380
How is Tenma only 26 with a voice like that? She must smoke 2 packs a day of nonfiltered cigs

>>32681137
Why is he brown

>>32683380
idk where people are getting their information from, but like >>32683503 said, absolutely no way she isn't a cake at minimum with a voice like that

https://streamable.com/cemwn7

furea!!!!!!!!

>>32670706
I would ask her to first

Imagine how sweaty Mio is after a mission in EDF

hag pits

>>32693494
>EDF
Finally an excuse to post this.

god i love watame

>>32701917
Hereby you're allowed to post any further images like that one, no excuse needed.

I love my hag oshi, bros. Her cackling to my shitty jokes breathes life into me.

Hag birthday today! What present did you get for her this year?

>>32699677
My favorite kind

>>32709282
semen

>>32709282
lamb

>>32711219
I expected this to be the first answer, go ahead and cum at these abs to prove that you're a true man

>>32709282
happy birthday botan!!!

>>32713351
uughhh hags telling me to cum is too erotic UWAAAAAAAAAA

Bros is Abe-sama trying to tell me something from the afterlife?

>>32722338
>55M views
Abe-san... I kneel...

>>32722418
Does this mean i need to give mio 55 pups in honor of Abe?

>>32722728
It's your destiny anon, go and give her as many pups as possible

>>32722897
I WILL SAVE JAPAN

Board moving fast again

>>32577332
Yo, same.

>>32728820
i love these faces

>>32701917
Isn't watame...a little thick?

>>32732280
naturally

>>32723523
Remember you gat paid by the Japanese government for every kid that gets born to help revitalize thr economy

>>32732280
She has been bred for nicely proportioned meat and easy lambing.

>>32733821
I enjoy a delectable cut of mutton.

>>32576470
I spent my school years drooling over the asses of my teachers who were early to late 30s. If I got yelled at for anything I'd just get horny. I got nothing done.
In my first workplace there was a 30 something OL that was like 6 feet 6 inches tall with the absolute fattest yet perfectly round ass, the thing defied gravity. Never seen anything like it since.
I remain obsessed with tall older women and big fat butts to this day.

>>32735137
did you at least smach one of them?

Are you watching this hag's birthday stream?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEAvnA5WXpI

>>32736953
I want to go on a trip to Wakayama with Botan.

>>32737458
The Kansai region seems very nice place to visit, it would be cool to be there with her

>>32737458
>ywn go on a trip and rent out a private onsen with Botan, your hot naked bodies close together under the starry night

Catalog is fast today... Our hags are in danger.

>>32744373
The real danger lies on their unfertilized eggs...

>>32706679
Yeah, everything about her is soft: voice, personality, body. AAAHHHHHHHHH

>>32744373
>>32745211
>cute and young vtubers pushing hags aside
Like poetry...

>>32745784
I don't like this poem. May hags reign eternal.

>>32745784
>waiting decades for said cute and young vtubers to become hags
Im playing the long game.

>>32748741
Waist too thin.

Taking pictures with your hag wife

>>32750442
Look at this photo of me and her at the beach.

>>32752555
Here's us going for a walk

>>32753761
Correct proportions.

>>32616109
I'm in the same boat. For the past 3 days I've had wet dreams of older women. Their bodies and the way they talk are so erotic, I end up cumming before we even have sex. It's really intense and it sucks when I wake up in the morning.

>>32753761
>>32754081
>wanted to take a nap
>"oh, someone posted something"
>too horny to sleep now
Why are you doing this to me, anon

>>32754960
Now you know not to check the thread before bed. Goodnight.

>>32754499
Wtf... same problem here. Hag powers are too strong

>>32754499
>I end up cumming before we even have sex
I usually never dream and rarely have wet dreams. But the last 3 wet dreams I had in this year, that happened to me too. I wonder what does it means

>>32716133

>>32756443
Puffy.

BREED PINK DOG