/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32554470
Really really REALLY (like circa 2007 IIRC) old /x/ creepypasta about a knock-off weeping angel.
It then spiralled out into this huge collaborate Thing that is now more fantasy than horror.

cat sex

LUMI CUTE

>>32555656
It was more of an X-files knockoff, even early on, with the vague government foundation shit as a centerpiece.

I miss pippa!

Flakes will be MINE

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>32555757
Secret unlisted just chatting stream NEVER EVER

[Lumi news] She might eventually pay her sweepers.

who are these faggot weebs who request this shit for Lisa's music stream?

I love how lumi is so untrustworthy and bitchy behind the scenes that it became a meme

What will she sing?

I want to tongue kiss Lia and Rinmama

>>32555931
She's said that in the past but im not sure why she would do that or even suggest it.

>>32555656
>really really REALLY old
>2007
man...

>>32556131
What's wrong anon its only been 15 years, cheer up because life is ungodly long

>>32555908
dude there has on today you missed it

>>32555623
the guy who drew this needs to learn how to do faces. very ugly and ruins otherwise good art.

>>32555955
Sheeple music taste is painfully generic.
It's a nonstop barrage of
>game OST
>lanky school shooter looking mofo music
>outdated Vocaloid
>/r/TheRedpill faux masculine music

Hime, I'm begging you, please let me lick your royal, forever-18, nice smelling, sweaty Hime Pits. I will pay the Hime Tax and more

As read by Hime:
https://files.catbox.moe/sem9e3.mp3

>>32556212
>life is ungodly long
I'm not suicidal anymore but man.
The fact I'm probably going to stick around for another 70 fucking years is really weird sometimes.
>>32556131
2007 is the near-universally recognized cut-off date for being an oldfag. So yes. It's old.
After Chanology the whole eternal summer thing kind of became well and truly baked in because it solidified the absolutely aids concept of trolling for the sake of (((morals))).

Phase Connect Members ranked in order from Most YAB -to- Least YAB:

1. Pippa
2. Lia
3. Lumi
>powergap
4. Uruka
5. Rie
6. Shiina
7. Remilia
8. Tenma
9. Yuri
>gap
10. Airi
11. Iori (underground sex cult buff)
12. Panko
13. Michiru
14. Nasa
15. Erina

I WILL cheat on my oshi until she accepts my love!

I miss yuri, i miss my vtweeter yuri, i hope yuri is ok, yuri! yuri! yuri! yuri is cute
yuri is sweet
yuri sucks on my big fat meat!
goooo yuri!
ya yuri alright ok woooo

>>32556285
>forever 18
Wow nice hag you got here

This post was made by the Isla Coleman gang

bloogbloob...

>>32556526
what's this? a non shit list?

>>32556526
>pippa that high
>lumi that low

PANKO MANKO

>>32556526
I'd put Lia on top.
Also Lumi-Uruka-Rie positions can swap as their yab level is more inconsistent and spiky than Pippa-Lia who are more yab-consistent

>>32556526
lumis yabs are all really lame. Uruka is more yab than her

https://clips.twitch.tv/AntediluvianTentativeKeyboardDBstyle-r2jVH6HecZyNcewX

>>32556256
whats wrong with the faces

>>32556958
lumi has never had a single yab or deleted vod that didn't include pippa. she is a passenger who lives off the reputation of the company.

>>32557077
>be me
>eatting spagheti
>sucking an incredibly large noodle its like super long
>the more i suck the more the bowl begins to rumble
>im tired of this i want to chew my noodle and swallow it!
>suck as hard as i can
>the spagheti explodes and panko comes flying out
>"What do you mean i cant be in the pasta! What do you mean anon! I.. Im italian!"
>she begins gently slapping my face while sounding out italian I-TA-LA-LI-ON
>"Excuse me waiter! Waiter!!!!! Another plate please!"

>>32556526
I would switch Lumi and Uruka. Otherwise solid list.

Imagine the tightness

>>32553008

See the "Friends" section on the OP

>>32557188
She got cancelled on birdapp for saying retarded

>>32557292
We already yandex'd this last time, anon

>>32556256
Seems ok to me, specially for what seems to be a sketch.

>>32557188
Her top solo yab is probably the "weird special laws for some people in New York", while pippa is afraid of that topic (like with the idol corp logo for the reddit stream)
Other than that she's generally not as yab as one would think, besides women comments and >>32557421

>>32556526
you don't watch panko

>>32557126
yeah people try to force loomi as a yab heavyweight for things that never happened.

uruka literally leaked the entire gentoo. also created tension between phase/tsunderia by leaking the singing project. also doxed herself. she is oblivious

https://clips.twitch.tv/DeterminedImportantCrabsCoolCat-cT-8HCuOdaS1E_bf

>>32557612
I do not, but I am a reasonable ranker. Please cite examples proving her controversy and why should she move up the ranks and adjustments will be made.

>>32557421
"cancelled". it was 1 tweet. lumi is a nobody. theres more anon here who hate hime than tried to cancel lumi.

>>32555931
Lumi I know you read these threads don't do it! Its the one thing we can make fun of them for.

>>32557612
no one does

>>32557421
>cancelled
>can still stream on twitch
but what does it mean

>>32557782
Panko is a top 5 most loved girl in /pcg/

>>32557775
>>32556130
I think it's because they're also her errandboys.

>>32557790
cancelling is a zoomer meme if you are self-employed or in a job where they don't give a shit.

>>32557782
ok femanon

Can I get some book recommendations for italian history? Maybe roman empire stuff? that thing of theirs? I want to be well-read when I meet her parents

>>32557733
Lol, anons hate Hime? Since when?
You know what, I'm beginning to realize that the more a vtuber acts like a normal woman (and not like a loud annoying child) the more the incels on /vt/ tend to hate them. Do they just feel intimidated?

>>32557775
>Lumi thread reading
she 100% used to but I'm not so sure anymore, it seems like nowadays she mostly just gets a briefing from her mods (who are definitely here all the time) whenever relevant enough information to her gets posted. she didn't react to the drawanon comics until they were posted on the Lumicord. the last thing that 100% showed that she was here to some extent was the Goldylogs incident

>>32557935
Where the fuck do you people come from? Go back.

trusting time

Please be on alert there are women in the thread. All males should report to a designated shelter to avoid cooties.

a Smug classic

>>32557931
The Autobiography of Benito Mussolini

>>32558014
Depends on how busy she is. There's no way a perfectionist like her wants to leave it up to her beta orbiters. Just like some of the other perfectionist talents...

>>32558117
That's pretty normal ya

>>32558117
Friendcord-chama...

>>32557935
>I'm beginning to realize that the more a vtuber acts like a normal woman (and not like a loud annoying child) the more the incels on /vt/ tend to hate them
Gee i wonder why i started watching vtubers in the first place

>>32558117
Not enough Nigger but I'm trusting.

>>32558117
>Speaking like you're on 4chan outside of 4chan
It will always be cringe.

>>32558117
based

>>32558117
>>32558205
Yeah?

>>32558142
its more along the lines that her mods are sort of useless neets. Smug kind of gave up on editing and got all sad when people didnt like his autistic xcom editing

>>32557931
the decline and fall of the roman empire, by Edward Gibbon is a good basic starting point

>>32558117
hes a gud boi, he actually does real work unlike jannies

>>32557850
LOL shut the fuck up its literally you and like 3 other discord niggers who keep spamming the thread with unfunny garbage memes about a girl that is so boring she's even worse than Erina whose whole shtick is streaming at ungodly hours for anons to fall asleep to

unironically commit unalive

>>32558117
>>32558276
Why is smug saying nigger even a problem, Lumi is obviously /pol/+kiwi the same as pippa so who cares.

>>32558281
Neither have real jobs so this is all they have
kinda sad until you realize half of this thread is the same way

>>32558117
>>32558276
If i cared about Discord i would be on it, now get the fuck out of here and stay there.

>>32558276
based

>>32557639
>https://clips.twitch.tv/DeterminedImportantCrabsCoolCat-cT-8HCuOdaS1E_bf
how do you get the start and ends of your clips so clean mine always come out weird

>>32558391
Im not going to even bother saying im any better. I have a job but im still posting here like a loser so it doessnt relaly matter.
Lumi is just sort of doing what anyone would do, milking 4chan as a side gig to make playing vidya not an entire waste.

>>32558289
Thats one of the ones I was thinking of, but couldnt remember the name of. Thank you anon

>>32558456
the last clip I made the playback glitched and wouldn't work so I had to do it blind

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>32558276
>>32558385
>>32558395
Never said anything was a problem or that you should think a certain way.

>>32558276
>Xalamon badmouthing talent
oh no

>>32558411
My brain fills in that retarded ritualpost in automatically now.
I still mouse over the spoiler every time

I would give anything to be the designated brapsniffer for Pippa, Lia, Yuri and Shiina

>>32558558
You think that's a first?

>>32558549
>smug19
wait why are you documenting an autistic british man kek

>>32558351
Our girl is getting antis. Shes gonna make it!

>>32558549
post all 19 screenshots please

>>32558117
>>32558276
>>32558549
where can I watch this guys streams? he seems based and more entertaining than lumi

>>32558685
Sounds like a fast ban.

>>32558549
who's the chuuba they're talking about?

>hates her viewers
>ended careers
>has a horde of autistic mods who dont even do their job
>talks about jews nonstop
>hated by thread, hated by community
>ivy league so even if she gets graduated it doesnt matter
>puts on the most surface level service voice for chat
>several high income donaters
Lumi is pretty funny the more I learn about her but holy fucking shit is she boring to watch. How do you guys do it? Do i need to be taking some autistic medication like adderal

What really gets me while watching Shiina's ER run is that she's not even doing badly. It's just a normal, first-timer's run, yet people get bent out of shape anyway because she doesn't play the way they want her to. Despite knowing nothing about the game, she's actually avoided a lot of dumb mistakes that streamers normally make on these games.

For example, she simply skipped the Tree Sentinel at the beginning, while literally every single Hololive that played this game ran their head into that boss for hours until they won. She's actually making more progress than most chuubas that stream this game, yet because she doesn't want to use a katana and summons (one of the most casual, baby-mode ways to play aside from using sorcery) it pisses people off.

She really has people on Twitch telling her to "eat shit" for not playing the game with training wheels, despite her getting close to beating him, at low level no less.

Like goddamn, just let her play the fucking video game.

>>32558720
He behaves like any of the hundreds of anons on this board, how is that interesting or entertaining
Like nigger just browse the catalog for 5 seconds

>>32558859
soulslike games viewers are consistently trash, it's a widespread issue

>>32558859
Her souls viewers do this in every game. She bounces between bloodborne, darksouls 3, and elden ring. There is a serious issue with soulsfags trying to back seat her into every item, lore dumping when no one cares, and in general trying to baby her even when she has it stickied to not do so.

She was talking about how her mods cant always be on to filter these retards because Sakana hasnt approved the new wave of mods.

>>32558766
post it for the archives. i think lumi is boring but lol if the leaker thinks this is going to make anyone hate her.

who's the most beloved PC girl? I'm thinking Nasa it seems like nobody in the thread dislikes her.

>>32558856
>several high income donaters
She's got the charmander guy and that's it. I don't think she's really gotten that many subs these last two days despite the long streams, and twitch takes half of that money

>>32558934
It's just the same janny dicksucking that the very people in this thread claim to hate seeing in discord, but in the thread instead.

>>32558856
(You) are trying too hard

>>32558859
>For example, she simply skipped the Tree Sentinel
Pretty sure she skipped that intentionally
> yet because she doesn't want to use a katana
She is using a katana
>She really has people on Twitch telling her to "eat shit" for not playing the game with training wheels
She got told that for defending one of her 20 jannies

>>32558859
Soulsniggers are insufferable because Souls games are obtuse and it's easy to miss things or make mistakes so they think they HAVE to give you a step-by-step walkthrough for everything.

>>32559046
magnum dumps loads into her as well cryptobro.
>>32559066
I honestly think what she does is very fun, it reminds me of the 2000s when STGGS would pop into source games to bully roleplayers or people would milk second life players out of money. Its hilarious

>>32559019
Never said I wanted anyone to think anything.

>>32557935
i just don't watch male vtubers

>>32559035
No one in the thread can understand her, anon.

>>32558859
Shes playing a bunch of soulslike games, she should expect soulslike viewers (aka trash). Streamer has to nurture the chat they want

>>32559128
Playing the Keffals defense.

>>32559035
Nasa and Michiru are deeply loved in part due to the language barrier filtering and in part because both are more fun.
The rest of the crew is kind of just miserable

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE RANKINGS
RATE THE KERBALS
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE CHATTERS
RATE THE STORIES
RATE THE BLADDER
RATE THE STREAM

>>32559165
she made lots of cute noises during her collab with pippa

Kaneko Lumi raided fellow Phase-Connect member Chikafuji Lisa.

>>32559262
That Kerbal stream was kino

>>32558859
>anon realizes why people shit on soulsfags
I mean...... better late than never, I guess.
But yes.
It's an INSANELY horrible viewer and fanbase.
I bitch about this every time but my hatred for them went from mild disgust to deep loathing when they made Lia hate the games and outright stall out her growth.

Remember to cheat on your oshi so she knows she can lose you

>Lumi raids Lisa
see? Lisa is confirmed a member of Phase Connect

>>32558351
Have you not seen the polls? of gen 2 she is very popular but not a lot of peoples favorites

>>32559262
I fell asleep for a little bit, but it was fun

>>32559323
>Remember to cheat on your oshi so she knows she can lose you
I doubt they actually care desu, ive talked to a few 2 views in private and they just see it as a day job like serving tables but more fun and less pay. Some are genuinely shocked that people do not know the difference between a streamer personality (work personality) and their actual private personality.

>>32559262
It was a great endurance stream. Trust levels are over the moon.

>>32559353
No she fricken isnt, Sakana is going to debute under Tsunderia!

>>32559353
literally just wait until tsunderia implodes again and grab em please save Amiya too I love retrokino

>>32559035
Having a lack of antis is not the same thing as being beloved. While most everyone I've seen opine on Nasa like her, it tends to run pretty shallow because the language barrier and her streamtimes are hard limiters on viewers engaging with her.
I think the most liked relative to numbers of antis and depth of their dislike would probably be Tenma. Deepest liked by her fanbase notwithstanding the level of hate of antis would probably be Pippa. Nasa probably does win on having next to no antis, if that's the only concern.

>>32559497
please do not post my mom/wife here

>>32559497
You're coming too you boomer spider.

>>32559262
That was a fun day/10

>>32559546
Sorry i just wanted to be funny, i love her so much she streams when im at work and listening to chat interactions is so adorable.
>>32559551
That's it you are debuting in tsunderia too!

>>32559414
I think they care a bit, but not in the way a dynamic that could consider "cheating" as possible would entail. Also the personality differences you mention is not that stark. Most of the time it is just a played up or otherwise modulated version of their own personality. There are exceptions though.
t. 2 to 3view chuuba knower

Why is this Lisa person like this?

>>32559165
I can understand her, but I've yet to really watch her since she doesn't seem to stream very often. I'm watching Michiru's Souls playthroughs on Twitch at the moment. Both her and her chat are pretty chill.

>>32558549
>Smug gets to say nigger and shitpost in the discord
>I have to behave or I get banned
janny privilege
it's not fair bros, how am I supposed to make Lumi laugh if my humor is defanged

>>32559599
What, cute and nice and cool and good?

>>32559599
she is FR FR!

>>32559262
zatsu and kerbal is great
react and the faggotry ADHD game is pretty meh
still overall a fun stream

>>32559617
>laugh
Nobody over the age of 15 actually finds spouting the word nigger over and over hilarious, anon

Pippa is currently testing her unscheduled stream thing.

>>32556526
How is the open pedophile lower than Uruka?

>>32559723
proof next thread?

>>32559414
Its the same with customer service like serving tables. You will get regulars who you know tip well and don't treat you like shit. If they start to tip worse consistently or they don't ask for you specifically like they usually do, you know something is up.

>>32559262
I love you rateposter no homo
She spoiling us with endurance streams/10

>>32559714
A properly placed slur is funny as fuck. Maybe do not assume people will use slurs at your low skill level?

>>32559714
>Nobody
There are 30 year olds in this very thread who think it is the peak of their vocabulary

>>32559714
It CAN be funny, but not when it's used by edgy 15yo zoomers or humorless /pol/fags

>>32557468
The jannies are still brainless enough to delete it.

>>32559723
Only people in the know have the link and we aren't going to share.

>>32559714
>he thinks spamming profanity is what I meant
facetious faggot, what I'm getting at is that on most public discord servers there are very clear guidelines as to what kind of "risque" humor you can post and it goes way beyond people just spouting profanities

>>32555931
She already pays them with her vagina.

>>32559714
nigger

>>32559353
>>32559633
PIPPA HAS A POSSE

>>32559837
>Posts misleading offtopic image
>Why is my offtopic image getting deleted

>>32559714
t.nigger

>>32559900
former mod here, can confirm

>>32557935
Yes, you’re a normal woman. That’s why you stream to an empty chat every night. You’ve cracked the code.

>>32559262
>RATE THE LOOM
Strong Loom.
>RATE THE RANKINGS
She better post those on Twitter.
>RATE THE KERBALS
It's good to be fucking back.
>RATE THE ENERGY
Big PP energy.
>RATE THE CHATTERS
They were pretty well behaved. I like it when Chat gets mellow enough they get with the program rather than turning into an autistic school of fish. I used to be worried as fuck about the incline but it seems like the newfags are gradually integrating and the Capipalist overlap is no longer as invested in fighting her on random bullshit points.
>RATE THE STORIES
Alright stories.
>RATE THE BLADDER
Piss goblin/10
>RATE THE STREAM
Genuinely glad I attended. I feel like I used my time well.
Only part I fucking hated were those mid comedy videos and that was mostly due to length and a lack of coffee.

Cube game bad.

newfag here, when Tenma is streaming do I post uoh or hag love?

>>32559900
Yeah, but that's worthless. They might as well be doing it for free

>>32560028
The one that's not a pedophile dogwhistle.

>>32560028
both, at the same time

>>32559935
Im sad these streams don't occur anymore but I am happy they did occur.

>>32560028
hag love uoohh ToT

>>32559723
How is it going?

>>32558351
In the next heat wave I will lick the sweat off of every inch of Panko’s body.

>>32560097
W-who's gonna tell him?

>>32560126
Did something happen? Pippa said something fucking stupid didnt she? God fucking damn it pipkin pippa i will drive up to virginia and tan your ass so hard it becomes leather

>>32559723
Where? She is using the reddit thing for live chat, right?

Airi's mom forced her to wear a one piece swimsuit 2 sizes too small for her massive mammaries straining against the fabric

>>32560073
>pedophile
Anime girls are not real, anon.

>>32560100
Not bad. Watching the Hyde fight.

>>32560152
pippa said lisa is lame

>>32560152
.................no.
Why do people constantly default to that.
I mean that we got like 50 minutes of Lisakino last week at the end of the toy stream.

>>32560227
Then slapped Ami in front of her.

loli demon/succubus...

>>32560169
For what purpose?

>>32560165
Telegram group that she invited us all in on the last sekret strim. You know the one. It's a little bit too covert and it's almost 1view level, tho.

>>32560226
I thought It was supposed to be a pure chatting stream not a react content stream.

>>32560097


LUMI PLAY HIS GAME!!!

>>32558720
>Janny talking about the size of an Indonesian’s penis
Enviously, apparently.
>Janny using the gamer word repeatedly
Who among us has not?
>Other janny badmouthing a PC talent
It’s just Rie.

Move along, nothing to see here.

>>32560376
There was a previous secret stream? Where was it posted? It is not on /vt/ and I have a script scanning this place for youtube links and keywords.

Alright.
Thread doctor here.
Go for a walk.
Drink some water.
Maybe change your socks.
In about 30 minutes this thread is going to turn into a retirement home.

>>32560383
I mean you need something to chat about. She's never watching that stream in public.

>>32560234
more like 10 minutes

Why doesn't Hime stream?
Why was her last night's stream only 14 minutes long?

>>32560536
I don't want her to stream. she should stay not streaming

>>32559714
That’s a lie.

>>32560436
did a former mod post it?

>>32560227
>>32560234
>>32560297
Gosh dang it pippa

>>32560536
>Why doesn't Hime stream?
Anon, she is gone for two weeks
>Why was her last night's stream only 14 minutes long?
Was a cute stream and probably would had gone for longer but her ISP was being dumb.

>>32560536
she's on hiatus please understand

>>32560234
>I mean that we got like 50 minutes of Lisakino last week at the end of the toy stream.
Thank you these make me pretty happy

>Having sex with Pippa
>She begins crying uncontrollably
Wdyd

>>32560536
She's been visiting family for the past couple weeks, and ??? Sunday streams are just whatever she feels like doing at the time. So they're either short or usual length

>hard r
unlisted unannounced streams were the best idea

>>32560741
start punching. if she started crying clearly i'm doing really bad and she wants me to be rougher

>>32560741
Go harder.

>>32560741
Help her put her wig on

>>32560741
Got some on one of her plushies.

>>32560536
She's back in her homeland with shitty internet and a shitty laptop

>>32560741
"you wanna cry?! I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!"

>>32560741
Immediately cum buckets

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1566962632514486273
R8 the Loomtaste.

>>32560790
Ok now I know there is no secret stream. Within the context of the Sam Hyde fight, nigger has a very low likelihood of popping up. Also she could still get PC in trouble if she is there as Pippa, as she explained previously.

>>32560741
>sex with Pippa
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

>>32560741
pick from one of the many other PC girls that dont cry

Why are fat people so inordinately proud of defecating? It’s always how bad it smells, how much they fill the toilet, how loud they roar and scream while doing it. They are absolutely disgusting and the morbid obesity is just a symptom of their character flaws: cowardice, laziness, stupidity, indiscipline.

>>32559714
I'm almost 40 and those twitch trolling compilations where streamers get hit with the N word are hilarious still

>>32560994
>nasa is a spitter
and here I thought she was flawless

>>32560986
She was reacting to the Hasan callout, and it doesn't matter any more than that time Kiara said nigger on stream

>>32560741
women tears nice

>>32561099
She tried her best though!

>>32561093
>I'm almost 40
Youre kinda old dude

>Phase Connect
>nobody connecting
It's over.

>>32560097
Pippa and Lisa had a full-length collab last weekend. this weekend Lisa called into Pippa's Saturday stream at the very end.

was looking through the comments of Lias short and seen this account. it's not for our lumi but watch this autism, holy fucking shit bros
https://youtu.be/jvdih-fMdtw

>>32560972
unironically good/10

>>32561131
not good enough...

>>32561177
everybody here is too old to be watching anime women, and yet here we are

>>32558856
>talks about jews nonstop
Based if true

>>32560741

>>32561099
>>32561239
she opens her mouth and unfolds her long lizard tongue and the perfectly pooled load slops onto the ground. If you piss her off with your reaction she catapults it perfectly into your throat

>>32560741
I will hug the pippa

>>32561210
he also made one for wemi

>>32561102
Post proof. She just retweeted random art unrelated to anything you just said. She also wrote a reply. So yeah, not streaming. STOP GASLIGHTING ME AAAAAAAAAAH!

>>32561294
>too old to do things you enjoy
nah

What did pippa decide anyway is she doing unlisted streams or membership streams, i know she missed slower chats

>>32561294
Imagine being so oversocialized you stop doing things you enjoy because society expects you not to.
Sad.

>>32561403
You're retarded for believing it.

>>32561294
Depends. I'd say if you are 18-20 it's reasonable to enjoy this kind of trash, in your mid 30s it's like nigger what are you doing with your life?

>>32561325
Now we are talking!

>>32561507
Literally sitting buck ass naked in my giant house on land I own while drinking hot chocolate. You good?

>>32561528
I love artist who do those kind of images so much
>long dragon tongue that can be wrapped around the partners tongue and go down their throat.
When she pulls away from the kiss the other person leans forward from a lack of breath and has to be supported by the girl

>>32561476
The last we've heard from her, she decided on doing an unlisted stream, but it either has yet to happen or it did happen and nobody actually posted a link on /pcg/. More likely the former than the latter, but it is conceivable that we're intentionally out of the loop.

>>32561225
>>32560972
>>17996236
>GWYF S-tier
Golfbros fucking won.

>>32557931
not a book, but a movie
Malena

>>32561579
everything you post on an anonymous board is fan fiction as far as any of us is concerned, anon

>>32561210
He looks like Guga Food's less successful shut-in younger brother.

>>32561403
You need to chill just let them make up a stream and imagine that Pippa is streaming.

>>32561620
you are just reinforcing both my boner and my love for this cute dragon more. thank you

>>32561620
That's the stuff...

>>32561738
Well no shit. But hobbies are hobbies. Look at Elon Musk,shitposts all the time and gets high. Would anyone ask what hes doing with his life?

>>32561758
it's the only way I can make it through 48 hrs with no pippa, pls understand

>>32561713
Adding this, thank you anon

>>32561815
I'm sure tweeting takes up his entire day.

I cannot decide if Pippa had one of her brainfarts when she announced the unlisted guerilla thing or if this is one of those She Knows Exactly What She's Doing things.
Because if it's the latter I fucking kneel because this is a level of ingenious schizo fuel that seeks its equal.

>>32560972
>asmr higher than if you are smarter than 5th grader
so you're saying we asmrchads have a chance...

>>32560797
>>32561346
For me it's these.
I want to embrace her and let her know I care, but at the same time show her it's not okay to act like that and doing so makes things worse for her and if she really wants to cry then I'll give her reason to.

>>32561649
Willing to bet she didn’t post it on the farms…

>>32562101
Seek help, weirdo fuck

>>32562048
stray thought mostly likely. if it was a bit she wouldve said more

So are Pippa and Lumi officially 4views?

>>32560741
Halt in place and gently caress her left cheek with my right hand. Say nothing and do nothing until I see her reaction. If she calms, make sure she's ok. If she cries harder, let her cry it out.

>>32560994
>TFW No Sakana onahole
Goddamnit Fishman

>>32562318
Lumi gets to 800 at most playing strategy shit

>>32562101
No I say go harder because it would make her forget whatever she's crying about.

>>32558856
I like Lumi, but holy shit she needs to tone down the near constant "Charmander tehe Xalamon tehe Charmander tehe Xalamon tehe" etc.
This shit is super noticeable when I'm doing something with her playing in the background.
Say something worthwhile instead of constantly dick sucking mods and paypiggys.

>>32562318
Pippa is officially riding my dick, nigga. LMAO GOTTEM.

>>32559576
Let me debut in Tsunderia and fix Nen...

>>32562173
this poster is pippa

>>32561649
There is no rush to get this right and I kinda doubt she wants to do low 2view streams for total randos, so my guess is for the first stream she is gonna post the link on discord and maybe even twitter just to see how many people show up to an unannounced, unlisted stream and how the chat interaction is.

>>32562401
Xalamon is a fag but charmander is cool, dude singlehandedly carries some chuubas in this company and he barely even talks much other than just like "hi how you doing!" and "bye!" after dumping 50 gift subs for the greyname masses

Lmao at anons complaining about the thread getting worse cause of Luminiggers, when it's clearly at its worst during American hours. Look at this fucking shit

>>32560741
I would wrap her up in a blanket and recreate that one comic

>>32562662
And what time does Lumi stream?

>>32562662
The euro hour thread earlier today was way worse than this one

>>32562806
Not now that the thread became deranged hornyposting

I'm going to be disappointed if Airi's AMV stream isn't at least 80% Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, and Three Day's Grace videos.

>>32562635
This. Charmander supports a lot of chuubas so I have no hate towards him. Whereas Xalamon is constantly trying to get into Lumi's pants.

>>32562727
There's something in me that is unduly disgusted with the idea of cum getting onto a couch. Not sure why that of all things sets me off but it just feels gross and the way that comic draws it doesn't help.

>>32562662
>>32562806
>>32562866
https://files.catbox.moe/1ph054.mp3

watch this cute pon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHCoqoOiSNA

>>32562893
I sent /a/-core AMVs so no luck on that front from me I'm afraid. Nothing against the other type but I feel like we'll get enough of it.

>>32562897
Why would anyone give money to these women?

Look at this wolf!

>>32562926
Wow she really is trying to replace Pippa react/review content around the time Pippa streams at.

>>32563025
Hold Me Now better have been one, faggot.

>>32563051
okay

>>32562893
We heard Linkin Park 3 times in a row on Pippa's ban stream. That's enough.

>>32563051
Airi is gone, this is Aigi stream now

>>32562548
Also there's no reason to think that just because they're unlisted and secret from the casual viewers that she won't announce them ahead of time. Like you said, she probably isn't just looking for 2 view streams, but to filter out the people who are just going to drop in from their subscribed page, or from the suggested videos on youtube.

>>32562926
With tits like those the model needs to be more zoomed in

were these submitted through dicksword

https://youtu.be/p9qWsgRl0Qw

This stream is shit if this one isn't featured.

>>32561507
>I'd say if you are 18-20 it's reasonable to enjoy this kind of trash,
cope
if you are watching this shit and are an adult you already cringe, no matter if you are 19 or 49

>>32558856
Has she ever mentioned/hinted towards jews? I know someone tried to make her say "nigger" but I think Lumi is completely oblivious when it comes to jews.

>>32563051
Looking at it, what about it?

>>32563397
>Has she ever mentioned/hinted towards jews?
Yes.
> I think Lumi is completely oblivious when it comes to jews.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
No.

>>32562318
Lumi has never even broken 300 on YouTube

>>32563321
I think you mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ietwHEJukA4

>>32563397
She mentioned how NY courts are biased in their favor in one of her collabs with Pippa. Also why say jews instead of zionists? Some jews are based and against zionism and the usual suspects.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFeZLJLgq-8 too yab for stream so I'll put it here

PANKO EXTREMELY BASED

Panko appearance

>>32563499
kino

Man, anime and everything surrounding it really is fucking trash. This is why I'll always respect a vtuber who actively shits on anime culture and its cringy fans.

>>32563497
>Lumi has never even broken 300 on YouTube
Yes actually. Her YT views are between 150 and 300 nowadays.
Worshipping Susan CCV is cringe but even if you want to be that way she got that. Probably due to Warhammer VODs.

>>32562926
I'd watch her more if the idea that at any second her poor dementia-ridden grandma will start moaning at any second and make the stream really awkward.

>>32563561
>Also why say jews instead of zionists? Some jews are based and against zionism and the usual suspects.
Because in the end, when it actually matters, a Jew will always be a Jew. They're fellow white people only so far as it's useful.

>>32563632
>300 nowadays.
never. ever. note even once.

>>32563615

>>32563745
>Missing the accent on Chúpame
Nice try.

Airi you just doxxed your taste in vtubers...

>>32563742
where do i look this up?

>>32562318
pippa is the only 4 view for now
lumi at current trends has 6 months yet to go, lumi switches content a lot so her current ccv is all over the place, no diffrent from pippa few months back

>>32563658
AIRI ARE YOU STREAMING AGAIN

>>32563632
Twitch babbies will never be taken seriously and there is nothing (You) can do about it

>Pippa
>Tenma
>Lisa
>Lia
Only PC talent worth watching.

>>32563932
>>32563866
Damn, are these Lumi's rejected outfits?

>>32564040
Don't care. Still not watching Youtube streams.

>>32558856
I used to really like her content, lately I’ve just been hit with an overwhelming sense of ennui.

Not that I still don’t like Lumi herself mind you, but it just no longer clicks with me like it did before.

Then again, I’m not doing so hot mentally at the moment so maybe I’m not the best person to make a judgment.

>>32563895
https://playboard.co
It's a great shitposting source

>>32563866
>>32563932
Is this supposed to be leaked designs or someshit?

NTR Tuesdays

>>32564244
sweet, thank you

>>32563926
She needs something for the non X-Com non-TW Twitch streams that Just Works(TM) and do it consistently. YT morning stream is expected to be a freespace by everyone so it's w/e.

>>32564263
New looks for the incoming phase invaders 2: Kronii and Sana.

>>32563742
>luminigger trying to act like loomi is on Pippa's level
she is not even on half of Tenma's level, let alone Pippa.

at least break 500 ccv on YouTube once ffs.

Twitch is the platform for girls who can't make it. JP look like 3view on Twitch. On YT, they draw 50.

>>32564389
The variety is important. Both to keep things fresh and to filter.

>>32564422
Kek
Be honest though, would /pcg/ watch and support them?

>>32564549
No and that's a good thing

>>32564549
No, I would take my oiler money and go to Tsunderia

>>32564549
We already have Erina and she's much cuter. Sana is a literally who.

>>32564040
youtube is the gold standard in the industry.
they're called vtubers and not vtwitchers for a reason.

it's ok to have twitch as a secondary, but a chuuba is always be judged on the susan scale.

I can't stop thinking about this bitch who bad mouth other chubbas behind the scene.

>>32564549
Wouldn't even watch Sana's debut but I think Kronii can be groomed into a proper menhera. Just lock her into a mandatory 12 hour stream with Pippa.

>Airi stream
If someone was going to send in this song for the AMV review they should have sent the holofightz version.

>>32564523
damn you are one delusional motherfucker, as if there weren't tons of vtubers on twitch already with retardedly high numbers of viewers and their respective whales.
also Lumi is not japanese.

>>32564831
Stop responding to bait you retard

>>32563742
lumibros..... i dont feel so good

>>32564523
twitch is where the money is made, I wouldn't be surprised if loomers is the top earner in phase

>>32564941
Pippa top, Lumi / Tenma second

>>32564040
lol why did you include Sleepy?

>>32564549
>low 3view fags getting cocky
Please. Stop deluding yourselves, retards.

so is airi adding anything to this stream or is it just amv memes

Can someone find what this video is called please?

>>32564941
>if loomers is the top earner in phase
Pippa mogs her. Pippa made more money last week than Lumi has made in any 4-month period of her life.

>>32564999
Tenma barley makes more than Lia and Lia streams less than Tenma

>>32565166
She bounces her virtual tits.

>>32565166
I'm hoping to hear Joe Biden moaning in the background again. I take a drink whenever it happens.

>stupid tribalniggers trying to defend Youtube of all things
Spoiler alert, retards, both platforms are dogshit for largely the same reasons.

>>32565165
Deluding about what? That we don't care about them?

>>32565279
YouTube sucks because it's run by a woman. Twitch sucks because it's run by the Chinese.

They are not the same.

>>32565095
iirc this edit was made when people were lying trying to claim sleepy was a 4view on twitch when she is in the 200-400 range.

>>32565166
She really should have watched how Lisa does her music review streams. She seems to have the idea she needs to shut up to let people listen to the song. None of the people she watches are allowed to do these kind of streams.

>>32565349
Anon... Phase connect is literally ran by the chinese. Sakana is a chinaman. The reason he's so succesful in business is because he is a mainlander who moved to Canada and still has his Chinese connections.

>>32565349
amazon owns twitch...

>>32565316
That your viewership matters. It only matters for current PC because of the low viewership that most of them are still getting.

>>32565463
The convo is about Twitch vs. YouTube not Sakana being Chinadian. As long as he doesn't run PC into the ground I could care less about Fishman.

>>32565471
And the Chinese own Amazon.

>>32564941
Lumi was definitely the top earner for the longest time but Pippa has inclined really fucking hard over the last month. If you factor in stream elements and memberships Pippa easily made over $10k last month.

>>32565493
>your

>>32565349
Youtube's biggest problem is deperately wanting to be cable2.0 and happily throwing content producers to the wolves in favor of corporate interest. Twitch suffers from blatant nepotism and double standards from it's retarded moderation staff, but content producers can largely fly under the radar and actually pull in cash.

>>32565463
Sakana is Taiwanese, or a second gen immigrant. If he was an actual chink mainlander he'd have never allowed Uruka to have a platform.

>>32564736
>they're called vtubers and not vtwitchers for a reason.
Based. Will use this line in the future to make fun of Twitchbabbies

>>32565588
>And the Chinese own Amazon
You do know that Amazon has incredibly limited operations to the Chinese market, right? You do know they don't have domestic operations in China, right?

>>32565734
>>32564736
Why is your oshi a Jewish hag

>>32565766
Brother Anon, where is your proof?

>>32565668
During Lia's infamous drunk stream she revealed that Sakana disobeys driving laws and his reason for as he stated was "Because I'm Chinese."

>>32565190
Where are you getting the Pippa/Lumi twitch dono numbers?

>>32565786
Because hags are lovable and incel simps are not.

>improve themselves
Not like this Airi

>>32565826
it was revealed to me in a dream

>>32565811
Look it up. And it's funny you'd ask me for proof. Where is yours that "the Chinese own Amazon?" Where the hell did that notion even come from?

>>32564736
I just hate Twitch's interface. And they don't store old vod's so if I want to go back and watch something I'm SOL unless they have an archive on YouTube.

>>32565923
>Where the hell did that notion even come from?
God told me in a dream to blame the Chinese for everything. So far I've been right in one form or another.

I want to kill the person who submitted this. It makes me barking MAD.

>>32566027

>last 50 posts are numbernigger shit
This is why luminiggers need to go.
They start this bullshit every time. And now it is just an excuse for Pippafags to be obnoxious

Twitch culture >>> youtube any day of the week.
Twitch actually has memes whereas youtube is full of soulless drones

>>32565811
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/04/18/amazon-china-marketplace-closing-down-heres-why.html
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-02/amazon-to-shut-kindle-store-in-china-after-years-long-struggle
pretty sure alibaba is more successful than amazon in CN now

AIRI MY WIFE I LOVE YOU

>>32565493
Ah I see

>>32566060
b8

>>32566020
It's jews not the Chinese

>Airi doesn't know kill me baby
DROPPED

1st good video of the night

>>32566073
I made this post.

>>32566118
Maybe something got lost in translation in the dream.

>>32565262
LOL. We should give a name to that moaning person.
Any suggestions?
I like: The Moaner.

>>32566048
>numbernigger anti shits on Lumi
>FUUUUUUCKING LUMI
Meds

>>32566060
Endlessly parroting meaningless, likely AI-generated nonsense shibboleth words like "poggers" does not a culture make.

>>32566177
Airi's Prisoner

>people putting lumi numnernigger's in their place
>not a single post about her model going unsold at auction
anti is slipping
anti are you ok, anti are you ok are you ok, anti.

>>32566263
Truly a classic

>>32566230
>doesn't watch Tenma, Yuri or Lumi on twitch
>muh poggers
None of their chats spam garbage. Keep shilling your Jew oshi Susan though. She really appreciates taking 50% of all of your superchats and memberships.

>>32566263
Any certified non-whoremongers care to clarify what these normal income streams are in relation to the Lumi financial base?

>>32566337
NTA, but wasn't Twitch going to up their cut too?

>>32566048
luminiggers are insufferable, where is the anon who makes segregationist propaganda when you need him?

>>32565668
Wait, the bear is Taiwanese?

>>32566337
I'm commenting on Twitch memes because you asserted that they're good. Rather than defending your position you impotently fall back on asserting that your oshis don't use Twitch memes. Nice goalpost repositioning, but I suggest you go find a sandbox to play in while the adults do the talking.

>>32566426
that's why both platforms are shit and all tribalfags are retard

>>32566218
>lumifags acts like lumi's unimpressive twitch shit is on the same level as pippa
>IT'S NOT LUMIBROS FAULT I SWEAR

If you're gonna start noomba talk, better have them to back it up.
Right now Pippa makes more money in a night that Lumi makes in a week. Right now Pippa is closing in on close to 2,000 CCV a night on YouTube. Lumi's best day on YouTube is not even 300. Half of Pippa's waiting room is bigger than Lumi's biggest number.

>>32566452
>Wait, the bear is Taiwanese?
Proudly so. She openly considers every Chinese to be Taiwanese. Just depends on whether Taiwan or West Taiwan.

>>32566468
Yeah, and I definitely like kids coming in and typing bullshit or soulsfag backseaters shitting up all my chats. Sex bots every 30 minutes. Youtube is so great, everyone! At least Twitch watchers can admit the platform isn't perfect instead of Youtube tribalfaggotry.

the thing that makes Lumibros trying to number nigger so much worse than when anybody else is it that, not only does it bring out the worst people (numberniggers), but it also brings out platform consolewarfags because she her primary platform is a farmers league.

>>32566048
>an excuse for pippafags to be obnoxious
>implying we need a reason